Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, September 28, 1906, Image 7

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Afcoad tm Tim;
T! tiring In the wrong ate," grvm
kled (he little old man who wn sitting
outside of the postofflce whittling
tesch (tone.
"How's that V queried the horseshoe
Mlentnnn.
"Why, be gum, t should hate been
living la an age when thar wnn't noth
ing but automobiles and airship."
"Why so? Horses ever give you any
fwubler
"Trouble? Wnll. I reckon hey have.
fvTbile I went to the circus fie old worn
an ran away with a boss doctor. If
there hadn't been any bosses thar
couldn't have been any boss doctors
and I would have had the old woman
yet. No, air, young man, I was born
too early."
Troubles of Amateur.
"I thought you had gone to raiting
fcets," said the man from the city. "I
4on't sse any sign of them around here."
"I had half a dozen colonies of the
flnaet bees I could gt," answered the
suburbanite, "and a wnole library of lit
erature on bee raining; but they swarmed
ene day, and while I was looking through
ay books to find out what was the proper
thing to do when bees iw armed the blam
ed things flew awny, and I've never aeen
em since."
90,000,000 BUSHELS
That's lhe
WHEAT CROP
Western Canada
This Year
This with nearly 80, COO, 000 Bushels of
Oats an 17, OOO.ooo Buiheli ot Barley
means a continuation o( good times
tor ib farmers of Western Canada.
free Farms Big Crops
Low Taxes, Healthy Climate, good
Churches and Schools, Splendid Rail
way Service
The Canadian Government offers 160 acres ot
land FREE te every settler willing and able to
comply with the Homestead Regulations. Ad
vice and information may be obtained free from
W. D. Boott, SuperlaUnrfflnt of Immigration, Ottawa,
Panada, nr K T. HoimM. S1& Jarkarm tit.. HI. Paul,
,Minn., aact J. M. McLaeulan, boa US. YVatartown, bo.
SJaaoia, Aumorisaa uovernmaui Agsnu.
Plata aar where too aaw thia adrertiasmant.
UTSloui Cltr Ll.t
W. L. DOUGLAS
3.50 &3.00 Shoes
BEST IN THB WORLD
W.LDoug!as$4 Gilt Edge line.
cannolbe equalled aiany prioe
W. L. Dougltu Job.
trtng Moum U um must
(jooiyimr in wli cnumry
8HOE8 10E EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES.
Man'a Bhrxw. So to SI. BO. Boy';
toSl.SB. Wonw i Sliooii. $4.00 to 1.60.
rhil.1rnrrn RIlmb. S.2.&S to Sl.OO.
Trv W. L.. Uouelaa M uuum'l, Miaaea and
CliUdren'a shoea; fur style, fit and wea
thv r.l other makes.
If I could take you Into my large
factories at Brockton, Mass. .and snow
you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are of greater value
than any other make.
wirvr vmi live, vnu can obtain W. L.
Douglas ahoes. Hi name and price Is stamped
on the bottom, which protect youafjalnat high
nrlrM anrl Interior shoes. Taka no aubstim
tuts. Ask your dealer for W. L. Douglas shoes
nd Insist upon naving intm.
fast Color Eyelets trued; thet) will not war brang.
Write for Illustrated catalog ot ran styles
4 W. U DOUULAS, Dept. 14, Brockton, Mai
You Cannot
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all inflamed, ulcerated and catarrhal con
ditions ot the mucous membrane such as
nasal catarrh, uterine catarrh caused
by feminine ills, sore throat, sore
mouth or Inflamed eyes by simply
dosing the stomach.
But you surely can cure these stubborn
affections by local treatment with
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic
which destroys the disease germs.checks
discharges, stops pain, and heals the
inflammation and soreness.
Paxtine represents the most successful
local treatment for feminine Ills ever
produced. Thousands of women testify
to this tact, jo cents at druggists.
Send for Free Trial Box
THE R. PAXTON CO.. Boston, Mass,
There Is no satisfaction
keener than being dry
tad comfort abie
I when out in the
hardest storm
YOU ARE SURE
Of THIS IF YOU
WEAR
mi'
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h 7
WATERPROO?,
OILED
CLOTHING
BLACK Of) YELLOW J
On sile everywhere" '
4 Kwt CO Tf y ".
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n
MOTHER CRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN.
fee!-w 9. ""a" I,ter1abaesa
('astlHUton, lUaiTarte,
"yT pi.on.aJ1i Truublra, TraiMaa
blaardara, aa4 Dralro?
ttar tjrsir, WariBs. Tlin Braak up Calas
analaObnil. W It fci lTi Ori.U Skuaat
aa f a Oa, A. L OU-STtB.U stssTS
Frrmanrnt Trellla of 'Wire.
The scarcity of lienn ik1os forces me
to resort to other mentis of giving sup
port to my lima henna, snys a gardener
in Farm and Fireside. At one time I
thought we could get around the dif
ficulty by planting the newer hush
limns. The latter however have never
given me more thnu a fraction of the
crop thnt I enn and do get from my
"pole" llnins, nnd now I plnnt the hit
ter exclusively. They nre trained to a
post, wire and string trellis.
Posts should he set firmly, nnd not
too far apart I use galvanized wire
of fair strength nnd find It good for a
number of yenrs. It has to stand quite
a strain, as the lond of thrifty vines is
very heavy, nnd I, therefore, give as
much support, by supplementary stakes
(between the posts), as is convenient
The wires nre mnde to rest in a crotch
at the upper end of the pole or stoke.
To make the trellis still stronger, I
LIMA DEAN TRELLIS.
now put several rows side by side, and
connect the posts nnd stakes across the
rows by cross strips fastened high
enough to allow the horse In cultlvat
ing to pass under it
For each row I stretch two wires,
one about six Inches above the ground
surface, the other about five feet from
the ground. Common binder twine Is
wound zigzag around the two wires. It
makes a useful nnd quite ornamental
support for the limns, and the vines
take readily, particularly and remark
ably so, to the strings, even without
much assistance or coaxing on the part
of the grower.
Superiority ot the Male.
The mule is less nervous than the
horse nnd therefore loses less energy In
useless fretting. In fact, one of the
chief characteristics of the mule is his
ability to tuke care of himself under
all circumstances, says Farming. Much
of the apparent shirking which is
charged against the mule is an inborn
tendency to husband his strength and
make ejery effort count The result
of this instinctive care on the part' of
the mule la that he Is able to turn out
more work than would be possible for
a horse of the same weight under the
same conditions. The mule instlnctlve-
Uy avoids holes, sharp obstacles, barbed
wire fences and Various other forms of
danger which nre not so successfully
avoided by horses. It Is a matter of
common observation that In instances
where mules run away tliey seldom ln
Jure themselves to any serious extent
Value ot a Silo.
It is very important to provide some
means by which the dairy cow can be
supplied with good food at all seasons
of the year in order that she may yield
milk most economically. Such medium
may be found In the silo which fur
nlshes a place for the storing of food
in the form of silage. It Is a well
known fact that the nearest an Ideal
food that can be obtained for the dairy
cow Is good pasture ; but for several
months in the year green pasture Is
not available. At such times the best
substitute are corn silage and such
roots as mangels and turnips. Corn
yields an average of twice ns much
dry matter per acre as root crops ; and
since the latter involve much more la
bor, and greater expense, silage Is far
more economical.
Hoine-Mnde Corn Shelter.
This is a cheap way to make a good
corn sheller. Get a poplar plank six
Inches wide, one Inch thick and three
THE HOMEMADE CORN SHELLER.
feet long. Dress the plank smooth
drive some 8-penny nails Into the plank
to within one inch of the heads; put
them one-half Inch apart In rows in a
square six inches each way.
Spreading Manure.
When the manure Is not decomposed
In the heap It must be decomposed In
the soil before the plants can utilize it
as a food, and the sooner the manure Is
spread the better It will be for the crop,
As It Is difficult to spreud manure on
plowed ground, owing to the labor
of hauling over the rough, soft ground
the method practiced by those who
plow twice Is to spread the manure on
the unplowed ground in the rough (not
harrowing), and when the laud Is cross
plowed later on the manure is more lu
tlmately mixed with the soli.
FnmlKUllun to I'rolet't Ort'harila
In (Jermany some interesting ex perl
ments have recently been made In the
protection of orchard tree agalus
night frosts by means of fumigation.
part of nn orchard In Idcom was thu
successfully guarded against an April
frost by tho dense smoke of naptha
lene. Hut the experiment was very ex
pensive, fifty kilograms of nnpththalone
being consumed by seven llanies lu one
hour. Later a new preparation of chem
icals was tried, producing a compara
tively large volume of s.iioke with the
- Eft fj,
' iii
exppinllliire cf only two klloRrams of
tho inntorlnl jht hour. Tlus trials arc
under the direction of an exjcritiipiitiil
gardening acsoclntlun. .
Winter Wheat.
The Importance of the winter wheat
crop become more nppnre.it when wt
consider that the nntiunl production ol
the country Is from 1(HMX"U0 to 1 50.
OiXi.l KH) bushels greater than the nntiunl
yield of spring wheat and that abimt
twenty-four states nnd territories grow
winter wheat exclusively, while only
eleven grow spring wheat, and eight
roduce both crops together. Some of
tho advantages In growing winter
wheat over raising spring wheat nre a
more convenient distribution of farm
work; the conservation of soil fertil
ity by the growing crop during the time
the land would otherwise be bare; a
better development of the crop, as It
generally matures before the dry nnd
hot weather of summer, and the pro
duction usually of heavier yields. The
average yields per acre In the states
growing winter wheat only are not
generally ns largo as In the states pro
ducing spring wheat exclusively, but
the better yields, as a rule, In the re
gions wlire both crops nre grown nre
obtained from whiter wheat Ameri
can Cultivator.
Ileea and Snioklsf.
Many times bees nre smoked more
than is necessary ; perhaps, because not
every one knows that during a nectar
flow some honey is lost every time a
hive Is opened, snys Farming. When
bees are smoked they fill themselves
with honey and if so much smoke is
used thnt most of the bees in the hive
nt that time take honey, It will be
more than an hour Iwfore It Is redepos-
ited Into the cells and the regular work
resumed. Bees sometimes gather nec
tar enough to make a pound of honey
an hour, so one can see thnt It would
be quite a loss If every colony in a
fair sized apiary were smoked enough
to Interrupt the work for one hour.
Retting Fence Poata.
Some farmers argue that it is best to
set posts early in the fall, when the
ground is solid. Of course, a post care
fully Bet at any time will remain In its
place, but the fall season Is really a
much worse time than in the spring.
Digging the hole makes the soil loose,
and if done hi the fall It has not time
to become compact again. Water fil
ters down through the loose soil, which
will raise the post a little every yenr
until It throws it out altogether. If
the soil has time to settle It absorbs
less moisture, nnd nfter the first year,
If the heaving out has not already be
gun, it will rarely begin.
PalTlnar Old Fence Post.
Fasten chain to post close to the
ground, pass It over the wheel of an
POST-PULLINO DEVICE.
ordinary corn planter, hitch team to
chain and go ahead. It don't damage
the wheel and the broad tire keeps it
from sinking into the ground.
Slake an AaiHtruKua Ded.
Here is n reminder from one who
evidently appreciates the good things
every farmer may have lu his garden.
He advises everyone to make an as
paragus bed, and says very truly It is
easily and quickly done. Asparagus
needs a rich, mellow, warm soli. Ma-
nure the ground thoroughly with well
rotted stable manure. Flow eight to
ten inches deep or deeper. Flant lu a
long row. I'ulverlze thoroughly with
disk and harrow. Secure a hundred 2-year-old
plants at a cost of from 50
cents to $1. Open a row with plow or
a cultivator. Set plants two feet apart
In row with crown, three Inches below
surface, l'ress soil firmly about plants,
fill up the row and cultivate same as
corn or beans, and next year you will
have an abundance of delicious and
healthful food, and the same will con
tinue for years If you keep free from
weeds find add each year a fresh sup
ply of farm fertilizer.
To Itlnen Cream.
Cream left to Itself will become sour
spontaneously. This Is the result of
the growth of lactic acid bacteria,
which feed upon the milk sugar, and
as a final process convert it into a lac
tic acid. Other forms of bacteria are
always present In cream; some have
little or no effect In the ripening proc
ess, while others, if allowed to de
velop, produce undesirable and often
obnoxious flavors. To cultivate and de
velop these "wild" germs Is called
"spontaneous" ripening, and Is often at
tended with uncertainty. Good butter
making demands the use of a "starter,"
either home-made or a pure culture.
The former should be niaife of selected
skim niUk.
Keeping: lloaja Clean.
To give the pigs a thorough scrub
bing may appear to be labor thrown
away, but If two lots of pigs are treat
ed alike In every res)ect, except that
one lot receives a thorough scrubbing
with soapsuds once In a while, there
will be a marked difference In favor
of the bogs that are washed when the
time for slaughter arrives, a clean
bed of straw with a dry hftuse, so as
to afford them comfort at night will
also promote thrift and growth. The
ho Is naturally a cleanly animal and
enjoys a bath. If considered a filthy
animal, that devours filthy food, It Is
because of the treatment given. Hogs
will select clean and wholesome food
If glveu the opportunity to do so.
Aralilun Ham,
For the first time the Sultan of Tur
key has granted permission for the ex
portation of Arabian mares to the Uni
ted States. About twenty years ago h
permitted the sale of sumo stallions,
hut at that time he would not allow
any mares to be sent. The present Im
pcrtation, which Includes about twenty
mures and nearly as many stallions, Is
regarded as of considerable Importance
from the hurse-breeders' point of view,
and as likely to lead to marked im
provement In certalu directions lu
American horaes.
eSH
Effective Work. That the doctrln.
Of Christ crucified Is effective, that "It
works" too many Instances are nt hand
to need extended elucidation. Every
where nre men won from the depths
of depraved life to honorable, upright,
pure lives. ltev. J. A. McKlrabau,
l'resbyterlan, Cincinnati, O.
lllgotry. A religious bigot hns a
thousand fawners nnd flatterers, but a
Magdalen not n friend. The church
has yet to learn that bigotry, Intoler
ance, spiritual pride and contempt are
more fatal sins than sins of wild and
passionate indulgence. Uev. 11. S.
Bradley, Methodist, Atlanta. Ga.
Homo Life. The city Is not good soil
for the home. The home Influences
cannot last where several families oc
cupy the same house. Homes in cities
are disappearing at the two social ex
tremes. Among the rich hotel and club
life are being substituted for home life.
Kev. G. H. Buckley, Methodist l'hll
adelphln, Fa.
JSo More Theology. A church of the
living God Is a church which meets and
solves the questions of the day. We
nre sick of theology. Questions of
theology were settled long ago. Now
what we need Is something which saves
and teaches the people. This Is the
lesson taught by Christ Itev. G. W.
Anderson, Methodist, Troy, N. Y.
Motives of War. The motives lu wnr
nave been mainly revenge, pillage, and
conquest; ambition, either personal or
national; self defense, or unselfish de
fense of a weaker nation against a
stronger. In most wars all these ele
ments exist, nnd the present strugglo
is no exception to the rule. Uev. V. C.
MacFarlane, Disciple, Alameda, Cal.
The Mother. The character of the
family determines the character of the
nation, its possession, Its length of life:
and in the family the most potent fac
tor Is the mother. God has so made
the mother that the little child gathers
from her, from the very Inception of
its life, the elements of Its character.
Itev. II. G. Weston, Baptist, Wayne,
Ta.
A War of Greed. A lesson we have
to learn Is that a selfish war, a war of
greed, n war to satisfy the pride and
personal ambition of a politician or
ruler, an unnecessary nnd Ill-ordered
war Is a great crime In the sight of
God. Our great duty Is to put good
will above Jealousy and greed. Uev.
J. II. Fercival, Episcopalian, Boston,
Mass.
Grace. The grace manifested to sin
ners is absolutely free. Grace and
gratis are cognate terms. Now and
then a creditor gives a receipt in this
wise: "In consideration of the sum
of one dollar, thus and so," but not
even such nominal remuneration as
this is exacted from the sinner who
has accepted the grace of God. Uev.
D. J. Burrell, Disciple, New York City
Conv4rslon. The world will never be
converted through the preaching of
prenchers. The great body of the bus!
ness men of our churches must be niov
ed and stirred and set on fire for God
before any great revival can come in
these busy, practical times. The next
great revival will be a laymen revival,
The next great revival will be a busi
ness men's revival. Uev. E. II. Lib
bey, Congregationalism Chicago, 111.
The Spell of Jesus. We are under
the spell of Jesus Christ, however ma
terlallstlc our age. I do not say that
all of our civilization is permeated
with an appreciation of His character,
but I do mean to say that you cannot
date a letter without recognizing Ills
birth: you cannot write 11K)(5 without
admitting that something extraordinary
happened about li.iKM) years ago. You
cannot get away from Jesus Christ.-
Itev. E. L. Fowel, Disciple, Louisville,
Ky.
I Government One of the very rea
sous that we have to have governments
i is that there tire so many people who
refuse their assent to government That
1 Is why we have criminal courts and
Jails nnd If all the people In this town
who In one form or another nre refus
, Ing their assent to government were
1 to be shut up the jails required would
' be so numerous as almost to crowd
' upon the residential portions. Uev. C.
; H. rurkuurst, l'resbyterlan, New York
' City.
The Liquor Curse. The church and
the Y. M. C. A. are the only two Instltu
tlons fighting the liquor curse. The
treating system is the source of much
of our drunkenness among youug nieu.
I hope to see the time when Uncle Sara
will take charge of the whole liquor
traffic, will manufacture and sell only
pure liquors, and will have It sold In
saloons which open at S o'clock In the
morning and close at J p. in. Then, and
only then, can we cope with this great
question. Uev. F. A. St rough, Method
ist, Fawtucket, U. I.
The Limit If we are to achieve the
better things for the future, let us re
member at the outfct, that we have not
reached the age limit yet. The man,
the nation, the church, which suppose,
that there Is nothing better to bo attain
ed further on, becomes only a derelict
floating upon the great ocean of life,
and a hindrance, and a menace to all
real life. God spare us from the man
who siiposc he or bis church or hit
party hsscsscs all wisdom and that
there is nothing belter to bo Mttalned a
little further on.- Itev. C. C. Fierce,
Baptist, Ixs Angeles, Cal.
lie Waa .No l'ol itmnlat.
"What, wed my daughter, sir:" he
cr'ed ; '"why, hc's my only child."
The youngster would not bo denied,
however he Just smiled.
"Oh. that's nil light." lie said, un
daunted; "you sec, sir," one was a'i I
wanted."
They talk of the tender heart of
woman, but If a woman who Is out of
town licnrs that her husband is having
a good time, she is more cpt to come
flying home than If tlie hears that tat
Im wretched.
Wanaa tnaeeaafnl Draaamv.
Mre. Alton Milllken, Maine's Brst and
enly woman commercial traveler, Is vis
I Uu f her home here after a successful
season on the road. A few years ago
Mrs. MUUkeo'a husband d'.rt and the
excellent position he had held as trav-!
ellnf representative of a large oil house
was sought by many of the best men in
(be business, but the company had faith
enough in the young widow to give her
a trial In her husband's place.
So successful has she been, not only
holding all of the old buslnos, but get
ting many new customers, that she now
has the position permanently at a large
ly Increased salary. Mrs. Milllken trav
els over a wide territory and seldom
Tlslt Bangor now, but is welcomed by
many friends when she comes this way.
She Is a handsome young woman, bright
nnd independent, nnd asks no favors
from anyone on the road. Baugor
Times.
DISFIGURED WITH ECZEMA.
Brushed Scales from Face Like Pow
derWorse Under Physicians
Cuticura Works Wonders.
"I suffered with ecxema six months.
I had tried three doctors, but did not
get any better. It was on my body
and on my feet so thick that I could
hardly put a pin on me without touching-
eczema. My face waa covered,
my eyebrows camo out f--'' then it got
in my eye. I then went to another
doctor. He asked me what I was tak
ing for it, and I told him Cuticura. He
aid that was a very good thing, but
that he thought my face would be
marked for life. But Cuticura did its
work, and my face is now Just as clenr
as It ever was. I told all my friends
about my remarkable cure. I feel so
thankful I want everybody far and
wide to know what Cuticura can do.
It is a sure cure for eczema. Mrs.
Emma White, C-ll Cherrler Flaee, Cam
den, N. J., April 25, 1903."
Practical Exerclaea.
"Tea, Lucy captured Dick for a hus
band." "Lucy! Why, 1 thought Thelma
would win htm with her graduation ex
ercises." "No, Lucy won him with her after
graduation exercises."
"After-graduation exercises?"
"Yes; as soon as she had graduated
she went home and helped her mother
to Iron and wash the dishes."
Masons in Switzerland receive 80 cents
a day of ten hours.
Cheap Excursions South.
On first and third Tuesday of each
month the Big Four Railway will sell
excursion tickets to most all points In
Virginia, North and South Carolina,
Tennessee, Alabama and Georgia, at
rate of one fare plus $2.00, with return
limit 30 days. Liberal stopover privi
leges. Write I. P. Splnlng, General
Northern Agent. 238 Clark St., Chicago,
for further information.
Aacordlnsr to the Point of View.
"I like this trip over to St. Joe well
enough," observed the man with the am
ple waistcoat, "but It's too short."
"It terns long enooth," said the young
man with the flower in his buttonhole,
"if you're going over mere to to be "
"I see."
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature of
Unless stricter game laws are intro
duced, the chamois Is In serious danger
of being exterminated la Switzerland.
Mra. WlaaleWS anarsnsif arairr far ObUtnai
kaataiaci aoflaaa taa iuh, mmn latiaaauaa, a
lata ala. aaraa wla4 aaUe. Is saaia a boaua.
Glasgow corporation has refused te al
low blind men to travel free on the muni
cipal tramway ears.
CVHBwKaaVaTaTara
rife 4 fSfc 4H 1
! To Every ffoME !
as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when In health and
how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they
enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome
diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved,
not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an Injuri
ous or objectionable nature, and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist
nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure
and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy,
Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has
come into general favorjn many millions of well Informed families, whose estimate
of Its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, because
they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in Its action. We inform all reputa
ble physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an
original method, from certain plants known to them to act most beneficially and
presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californlan blue figs are
used to promote the pleasant taste ; therefore it is not a secret remedy and hence
we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent
medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach ycur children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs
always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly
printed on the front cf every package and that it Is for sale in bottles of one size
only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having
printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fall to get
the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family should always have
a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and the children,
whenever a laxativo remedy Is required.
Tized, Nezvous Mothezs
Mafto Unhappy Homes Their Condition Irritate
Both Husband and Children How Thousand
of Mothers Have Been Saved From Nervou
Prostration and Made Strong and Well.
A nervous, irritable mother, often on
the verge of hysterics, is unfit to care
for children ; it ruins a child's disposi
tion and reacts upon herself. The
trouble between children and their
mothers too often is due to the fact
that the mother has some female weak
ness, and she is entirely unfit to bear
the strain upon her nerves that govern
in; children involves; it is impossible
for her to do anything calmly.
The Ills of women act like a firebrand
upon the nerves, consequently nine
tenths of the nervous prostration, ner
vous despondency, " the blues," sleep
lessness, and nervous irritability of
women arise, from some derangement
of the female organism.
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