Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, December 02, 1899, Image 3
2 IP Sick headache. , Food doesn't di gest wed, appetite poor, bowels con stipated, tongue coated. It's your liver! Avers Pills are liver oil's. easy and safe. They cure dyspep I lia, biliousness. 25c. All Druggists. I Want your innn. turtle ir board a beauUful rrown or rn-n iuhok t rnn use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE tititZr n ITlDnil TllltOAT, H NJ. STOMA 4 VI 1 1 A 1 fin 1 1 II iIIsimii-s. Nil (! until cured by N-,v York Asiorlatcl Smcliillsts. it. khitui rui, i h. ;., .., mi i.rx- Inelon i-.ifw York, tint thix out. MnMIUVE MARRIED "'XXtiT Ilo 3t I fv York lly. Writi. iC ? T B pj i oi i w. !?i on r : s, K'r J. ' ' wnaiiiniilon, .:. BSucctwifully Prosrjcuton Claimr.. Iao. l'riiiMi-Kl ;) ainlnrtr I) IS. fmiaton niinu, m ilnm. Soiil bT lrnripT. Hasty Inferences. According to n recent book entitled "Orientations," there Mas once a rather obscure KuKlishnitin, who, after being converted, read bis l'.llile so ussidiious ly in preference to a London news paperthat his wife became concerned for his sanity, and he was subsequently examined by a specialist In lunacy, with a funny itiid pathetic result. The doctor's first questions were "feelers." "I mean." said he, at length, slowly and very Impressively, "do you see things that other people do not see''" "Alas. .ve:" was tho patient's ;.eply. "I see Folly stalking on ti 'obby 'orse. "Do you, really? Anything else?" asked the doctor, making u note of the fact. "1 see Wickedness and Vice beating the land with their wings." "Sees tilings beating with their wings," wiute down the doctor. "1 sec misery and uu'uppiucss every where." "Indeed:" said the doctor. "Has delu sions. lo you think your wife puts things in your tea?" "Yes." "Ah:" thought the doctor. "That's what I wauled to get at thinks people nre trying to poison him. What Is it they put i:i. my man?" "Milk and sugar," answered the pa tient. "I'm!" slid the specialist. Then he wrote, "Vei-v dull niei'iallv:' ootl ' ii .Ilotn. Tliey sell sabots, or wooden shoes, nt A store In Indianapolis, and (he dealer says they are made in Civ: ad Uapids. Mich., from basswood, by Belgians. They lire used by people who work In canneries, where hot solder, ncld, etc.. on the lloors ruin leather soles; by peo ple who stand on wet lloors, such as employes of creameries and washer women, and now and then a fashion able woman buys n pair to wear with out stockings wheu she wishes to rest her feet. How's This ! We offer ono Hundred Dollars reward for any ruse of ( ut irrli Hint cannot be cured by Hull' Catarrh run-. T. .1 CflKNKY Si CO.. Props.. Toledo. ( We tlio iiiiili'islirni'd liavo known V. J. Cliuney for the hist r, years, and Ixdleve liltn perfectly lionoraldo In all biKlness transactions Hurt finan cially able to carry out any obligation made by their linn. WKKi fcTlit AX, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, p. Wai.oiso. Kinnam & Mauvin, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O. Hull's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, noting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces tit the syitein. Price. 7"ic tier bottiK. Sold by ull Dnwulsl. Tostliiu.nlals.fren. A 4lr.iiiiiti Natnr. Washing machine agent Tour neigh bor. Mr. Flint rock. Is of a rather grasp lug disposition, isn't he? l'nrmer Iunk--Jraspln'? Yes, be Is so durn greedy that if he had his way there wouldn't be enough left of the world to go round. Harper's Bur.ar. More Ihnn We Hardliner! For. Piggs What was he arrested for? Itiggs- Sieaihig an eight-day clock. IUgg Was he discharged? Biggs No; the judge gave hiui ten flays. --Chicago News. WOMEN do suffer! Even so-called healthy women sutler! Uut they are not healthy ! The marks left by pain ure on the young faces of many of our daughters. Pain that leaves its mark comes from a curable remedy for woman's ills. Miss Emii.v F. Haas, of 148 St.. Greenpoint, Brooklyn. N. "Deak Mks. PiNkitAM I wish to state that I used your Vegetable Com pound with the greatest success I was very sick for nearly a year with hysteria, was down-hearted and nervous; also suffered with painful menstruation and pain in back and limbs. I often wished for death, thinking nothing would cure me. I had doctors, but their medicine did rne no good. At last, by the advice of 0 : nd, I began to take- Lydia D. PinrSJaiV" YVsTr.i'o" Von:pijwd- and I am happy to say it has ly cured me. Jennie Sihrman. of Fremont, t!kh.. Box 748, writes: "Dear Mks. Pi.skiiam : I I hat I must write you and you wn.u your meaicine nas A.nn fnf mr T tirjrt n jn r n 1 oi a of the stomach for two years, 60 vu Jbat I could not do nny work. I had two or three doc- , , , tors, but did not seem to get any bet ter. I began taking Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills and improved from the first, had better appetite, and after taking three bottles of Conip uml and one box of Liver Pills, can say that I am cured. A'our VegeUbto Compound is a wonderful ine.aicine. ATKhont rrcjn1icr. A rrtrty of young men find women were bicycling nlong a country roml. It wns a sketching class, and every one was wide opeu for un artistic subject. Suddenly tho wbele pnrty dismounted with various exclamations of delight and surprise. Just wltliln the fence on the left grew Innumerable graceful ttnlks, each bear ing aloft globes of tmle green that shaded into grny nud purple. "How cni'linutlusi" said a young woman. "How decorative I" Mid a young man. "Just what we nre look Ins for," said tli teacher, ft f ull-"edeed artist. A gardener was suuidiug near at band. "Do tell us," cried a girl, "what thoso bean-oo-tiful things nre"' "Which?'' replied the gardenrr. "Why. those.' 'wild the gill. Them?" saltl the gardener, with a chuckle. "Them's onions gone to -seed." he r viUem-c. "What mnkes you think ho has Just started out to be nn author" "His photograph. You see. he has posed with a far away look In his eyes and a book In his hand." Chicago Times-Hem hi. a senatorTetter. Pcruna as a Nerve and tarrh Tcnic the Talk of the World. Co HON. W. V. ECLI.IVAN, U. S. Sruator from MiKSIHfiippt. Hon. W. V. Sullivan, I'niti'i! ftutes Senator from Mississippi, in a lelter re cently written to Dr. ll.irtiiinn from Ox ford, Miss., says the following: "l''or some time I have been u sntTercr from catarrh in its most incipient stuge, so tiim.li so that 1 becauiu uhuiiied us to my geutral health. But, healing of l'e-ru-na ns a good remedy, I gave it n fair trial and soon begnn to improve. Its ef fects were distinctly beneficial, remov ing I he auuoying symptoms, and was particularly good ns a tonic. "I take pleasure in recommending your great national catarrh cure, lV-iu-ua, us the best I have ever tried. "W. V. SULLIVAN." I'eruna cures catarrh wherever locat ed, l'eriina has no substitutes no rivals. Insist upon huviug 1 'or una. Address The lVruna Medicine (x., Columbus, Ohio, for a free hook on catarrh. HOW .. ;U:illC'VO I II H I'JlUl. "Mamma," said Bobby the other day when bo came home from school, "has irony nnythiug to do with Iron?" "Nothing whatever, Bobby. Irony means that w men. the opposite of what we say.-' Bobby thought n rjomeut, and contin ued: "I don't love you Just a cent's worth, aiutuma. Is that Irony ?" "I suppose bo," replied bis mother, with u siuile that she didn't utteuipt to repress. "Thon," said Bobby with nn air of triumph, "wasn't it irony wheu you said the day before yesterday that you vrouUUi't give me a quarter to buy a ticket to the circus to-day?" Whether it was or uot. he went to the circus that afternoon. Harper's Bazar. His Pimple Tear. "Are you fond of music?"' "Very,"' answered the young mar) with wide ears. "How do you make the distinction between popular music and classical music?" "EuKUy. If I enjoy H. It's popular, and If I don't like it It's cla.ssiea.1." Washlngtou Star imilur lint I'iftarent. Van Nesse Congratulations, old man. I understand you married an English countess whCe abroad. De Jones Y'es; she was cashier in a London restaurant. fcyrv jrA cause, it mat cause is not removed us influence reaches out and overshadows a whole life. The reason Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been so uni formly successful for over a quarter of a century in overcoming the suffering of women, is that it is thorough and goea directly to the cause. It is a woman's Freeman Y., writes: entire feci fyfc Ji-'Vl tell (fllfiiy-j. b few Mil ..i g of T&totienbtird. 5 ik HN a jrreat stone castle In the midst of the deep pine forests of Germany, there lived, a treat many years ago. the Knight of Tanncnbut'K and his daughter Kosa. It was in il; Jays when the lawless nobles of the couutry were constantly quarreling with one another, each burning bis neighbor's grain and stealing his cattle while tho owner was lighting In distant wars. The Castle of Taiinenburg was like all castles of that time, strongly fortl tled and surrounded by high walls and a deep moat. In an upper r.Hitn. one warm summer day. Bosa and her fath er sat together. The knight had just come home from the wars, badly wounded, and l!o:i. ti fair haired girl of 17, sat by him working over her gay-ly-coloted tapestry. "rather," she said, "tell me the story of how you got the chain round your neck." Bust had heard the story n hundred times before now, but the never tired of hearing it, any more Minn tin old knight of telling It. "When 1 was a page at court," began the knight, stroking his long, gray beard, "n great tournament was given In honor of a French prince who came to visit our emperor. There I saw your mother for the first tin e, and so lovely wan she that she was i hvtod to be the queen of beauty, anil vis to give the prize, a golden chain, 10 the victor. I loved her from the mo nei.t I saw her, and her beauty gave n e sveh strength and daring that I camt out tlrst In the games, much to the chagrin of the joung H.iroa of Odenw ild. who opposud mo iletcely in the toi rney. lie was, like myself, n suitor fu tin' hand of the queen of beauty, am', when I finally IlAHO: OF OLfcNV.'.M,l Alill It IS SOt, H1EKS. won 1 cr for my ):,ide he swore that ho v.'oi'ld have his revenge on me." "But," interrupt!, d Bosa, "his castle Is only lifteen miles ,'i'om us, and he has done us no harm yet." "Yes," answered her father, "that was many yenrs ago, and he has now a young wife a:id two children, but he still hates ine bitterly and " A loud clamor In the courtyard inter rupted the story, and on looking out of the window, to their consternation they saw the very man they were speaking of. the Baron of Odcnwald. and his soldiers marching up to the cattle doors. The knight's soldiers were still nt the wars, and the few old men left to guard the castle had been easily overpowered by the llerce baron. Bosa screamed with terror. She heard the tramp of armed feet coming up the stair:'. In came the haughty Baron of Odenwiihi and ordered his men to bind and carry oil the wounded and helpless Knight of Tuniieuburg. In vain were Bosh's tears and pray."-. The unfor tunate knight was hurried off, Bosa turned out of the castle, which wan looted, and then locked up, and the poor girl left weeping and disconsolate. All night she wandered through the dark pine forest till she came to a charcoal-humor's hut, where she wos taken In and kindly treated. Days passed by und Bosa longed to see her father once more, and perhaps help him to escape. Accordingly, one day she stalnid her face with brown-berry juice, changed h!r own pretty drms for u peasant's eoaroo cotton gown, and with a large basket of mushrooms on her arm start ed off for the castle of Odenwald. The sentinel, seeing only a harmless little peasant girl, let her pass over the drawbridge. She walked up to the Hr ter's lodge, where the porter's wife Mood in the doorway scolding her chil dren. The Baron of Odenwald whs ex tremely fond of muNhrooms, and the basketful wan soon bought and paid for by the porter's wife. "Will you not stay with me nnd help me lok after the children and cook the food for the prisoners?" she asked af ter n few moments' chat with Bosa. "1 need a young, strong girl like you. und 1 will give you a new dress every year If you will stay." Bosa accepted the offer eagerly, and her duties, none too light, begaii that very day. She had to light tho Ure In the morning. dres the children, help the porter's wife cook the most un savory soup for tho prisoners of the castle, and do mauy things. One day the porter enmo to his wife and told her that he was obliged to go away with the baron for some days aud that she would have to take tho prisoner's food to them, besides cooking it. "No, indeed," replied bin wife, promptly; "there are murderers and thieves in those cells and I will not go near them." "Let me go," begged Bosa. will do It for you." "Very well," said the porter, rather surprised at her request, "come with me and I will show you how to unlock I he doors." Together liiey went down a winding (light of stone steps, opened u door heavily bolted and barred, and down a long, dark corridor, dimly lighted by the purler's lantern, on one Mile were sn ail stone colli, bidiind whose Iron griiM-igs wild, cruel fares glcumetl In lln- I'.ght of the pausing la n. Hide ous oaths and fearful laughter followed them, and Bosa shrank, frightened, to tin- i"iri' i's side. ".in no' fear then," he m!d. "they c.'iiiui: possibly escape. This loan, lm ever, is good and gentle, and you can go rialit inio hit cell." lie mapped in 1 :oii! ol oi:e ol tlii- gralings und held up '. s (anient. Bosh's heart beat fast and Knid. There, o:i a wretched heap of 'r:nv, lay her father, asleep, pale, an ! emaciated. She lunged u call to bin., hut remembered she must be silent be! th- purler, and they left him slcej ing and walked back through the Ion corridor, boiling the heavy door behind them. The next day Bosa took Into the pris on Ihe bowls of uj .ietlzing uoup, push'.-d one under every grating, nnd finally came to ber father's ci'i. t'nlocklng his door, he pushed In and knelt by the sick man's side. "Father! Father!" she cried. "Bopa!" cxcla!nitl the knight, recognising his daughter In spite of the brown stain and rough dress. He took ber In his arms nnd to gether they wept over their terrible misfortunes. Then Bosa told her fath er all her adventures since he had been carried off, until the notind of the great bell of the castle, coming dim and muf fled through the thick dungeon walls, warned her that It was time to go back to the porter's wife. Twice every day Bosa brought food to the prisoner, and thus saw tier fath er. F.scape, however, was not possible. The walls were too well guarded, nnd as the dais slipped by the poor knight grew worse and Bosa (Impaired. One morning the castle was filled with no se and busy movement. The news that the baron was to return that evening with a large company of guests flow fro n mouth to mouth. So excited were Miey all tlut the nursemaid for got her precious charges, the baron's two littlo sons, who were playing In the courtyard, while nlie gossiped with the scullery maid over the coming event. A bright. 1,1 no and yellow butterfly new across tl e yard, and awny went the two children after It. The but to -fly settled for ti moment on the edge of the bucket dangling over the well. The e'.dest of the children clambered up, sketched out his little hand to reach the K'.ty plaything, lost his balance, and fell In. The baroness ut the window saw at.d fainted at the six'.it. Men nnd maids rushed up, and among them Bosa. Dowu iti to the dismal depth of the well they peered aud saw that the little fellow's coat bad caught on a nharp stone projecting half way down the well. Komi saw that the coat was al ready beginning to tear; that there was no time to be lost, and, jumping Into the bucket, told the men to let ber down gently till she reached the boy. Soon the child was safe In her arms and the bucket, with Its occupants, carefully brought up to the mouth of the well. It was not ninny hours after that the Karon of Odenwald, sitting In the great hall of the castle with bis guilts, heard the story of his son's narrow escape from dentil and of ltosa's plucky act. "Bring the girl here!" he commanded, and Bosa was brought In, her rough peasant dr"ss contrasting with the gay costumes of the knight: and ludlcs In the hull. "ti'iil." ald the baron, "you saved my son's life. Ask what you will of nut and I will give it you." "Baron of Odenwald," answered Bosa, boldly, "there Is one favor I will ask of you. (Jive up your prisoner, the Knight of Tanneiibuta; v- me." "No, no! Vot t !" fr wned the baron. A murmur we. ' .-.round the nail from the guests "Your word; your honor!" -and the baron turned pule with cha grin and rage. By his order the wound ed knight was brought up from the dungeon. Astnnltdicd nnd almost blind ed by the bright light, he gazed around him, while Bosa quietly put ber baud In his. "My daughter, what does this mean?' he said. "Ills daughter!" murmured tbeguests once more. The whole story then came out, a reconcltation was effected between the knight and the baron aud the property of the former restored to him. Some days later Bosa nnd her father snt together In an upper chamlier of the castle, the knight with the glow of re turning health on his face, Bosa In a pretty llk gown, and the brown berry stain completely disappeared. "Father," said Bosa, "this Is a happy ending after all to the story of the gold en chain." "Yes, dear," answered her father. "1 began the story, but it whs my bravo little daughter who brought It to this happy termination." From the Ger man. Tragody of Kcntli alley. La rlh affords no more horrible tale I hail would the history of Death al ley, the great arid desert this side of the mountains of Southern Gnltfornla. The latest tragedy Is only one of thou sands, .lames I lay ton, caretaker for a borax company's property in the valley, lot! miles from Hie nearest railway station, set out for home with a team of six mules. Two weeks later, having failed to reach his destination, n Hcnrch party found htm lying dead under a mosquito bush. Fifty feet away bis wagon stood, with tho dead mules ly ing iiboul In such condition as to Indi cate the terrible torture they had un dergone. In the wagon were barrels of water and bales of hay, which would have saved them had they been able to roach It. The lsiilles of man nnd beast were Intact when found, neither coyote nor bti..ard nor other living creature daring to enter the conlineK of the heal pnrclicd valley in the height of slium iner. The only living thing at the scene of death and desolation was Dayton's faithful dog. which for twenty days had uatclied by the side of Its dead master In the desert. The dog managed to survive, probably by getting water from nn old borax camp known as Fugle Camp, half a mile distant Itugs of (' filler. It Is sunn-time dillicult to keep a "ih n" ciirpet iu g od order, ami so rugs ur'inais are gem rally used In a smok ing room because they can be removed for cleaning it L least once a week. Cocoa liber Is used In tnaniifacttirlng the Bombay ru n kind of heavy mat ting especially made for ue in ;i smok ing room. It ki '. clean longer than it woolen rug. Would Sol Interrupt u l.ndy. He -Tin great trouble with Oahloy is that be talks "o much. She That's stiange. When be Iris been with in be scarcely said a word. Hr- Oli, be i too much of a gentU mnii to Interrupt- - London Tit Bits. V. - It Is ii smart i.Mer who knows how Lis daughters spell thivlr urst names. BATTERY TO FIGHT FIRE. Unique rtrcenf f rart nrct A ppiira I tua in fnn Krantitio, The Fan Ftanclsco tire 6f pnrtinent tins Ii Its service a machine bearing somewhat the nppearance of a small cannon mounted on two wheels, says the Philadelphia Becord. Instead of pouring out shot nnd shell like the lat ter, the machine in question, however, pours out a great volutin of water on a fire with telling effect. This piece of apparatus Is known ns the Monitor battery and was Invented by II. It. Gortor. constructor for the San Fran cisco lire department. It Is designed to take the place of a water tower In small conllnes where the latter cannot be taken nnd can be used lu u base ment bla.e and up to a fourth story In clusive. Several lines of hose nre con nected, thus concentrating a gn at force of water that Is easily handled by one man. The nozzle Is provided with tips. When not In action the table upon which resls the huge nozzle Is suspend ed so as to throw tl.e weight on the wheels and relieve the horse of the strain. When required for action the table Is released by n lever which throws It forward to a level, nt the same time Piovitig the center of grav ity forward. The weight Is thus thrown between tin' toes a' the end of the shaft ami the axle, giving the machine sta bility to lvlths.'and n back pressure of l.oUO pounds to the square Inch. The toes re fe Ted to nre spikes under the end of the shaft, for the purpose of ob taining a purch.ise lu the ground to prevent moving. The vertical n ovement of the nozzle Is on nn Improved ball ami socket joint, allowing a free flow of water nt any 1 "-"V y SAN FltANCISro WATKIt llATTUnV. angle. A roller bearing Is provided for traveling the nozzle through a horizon tal arc which reduces the friction caused by back pressure to a mini mum. The total weight of the battery complete Is 1 ,;."( pounds and owing to Its construction ami free waterway, a solid stream Is thrown ra.iglng from i!M) to :il)0 feet, according to the pres sure. The no'.zle with lis tremendous pressure can, as before slated, be easi ly bandied by one man, who guides It with a sninll lever. Nashville has few Idle men. India has Immense coal deposits. Steamer Oceanic employs r00 men. Ktiglntid bus 84,0.'UI union engineers. New York State has 1N8.4.V union ists. New York has a Hebrew Bakers' union. London bricklayers get 19 ceuts per hour. Wheeling made r(I,2.p0,(K0 stogies last year. Berllu sewnge farm laborers get L'.Cl a week; 17-hour day. 1'nlonlsts managed an Industrial ex position nt Minneapolis. Southampton has municipal dwelling houses (edifices erected nnd rented by the city). There Is no mill nnd snieltcrmeifs union in Anaconda. The largest smelter city Is In the State of Wash ington. ' At Pittsburg the carpenters nud painters have withdrawn their dele gates from the Central I'oloti because the dues were Increased from 8 I II to "J," cents. Canada's trades aud labor congress wants the alien labor law amended so that It will cover all aliens Imported under contract, "no matter from what country they come." A labor political parly Is projected. He Hail Told Her u l ew. Jones -My publishers want me to write some fairy tales for the Chil dren s Department. Mrs. Jones- How did they find out that yon were talented In that u,i rt i-iv llaniivi- to I oilers, A vii.gular and uiiexpcetod soutei of danger wits lately discovered on Fieiich boiler The top of I Ills w: covered with sand nud u tiny sle.iin J cM'Htilng around a rivet set soim the particles in motion, creating a nov sand blast tiiut was rapidly culling bole throng.! the shell of t tit- Isiih when the leak w'a fortunately dele cd. When a man starts up low u you lie cr know where be Is going, but win you sec a woman on tho streets she going to one of I wo places- to tho de lint's, or lo a dry goods store. I'.very wi,.nnn Is u bortl coqtlolte, but the clever ones manage to conceal at the proper llmo. It Sotno people try so bard to look good thiit other people become suspicious. ?!"' '.' i'jiT'i'wyTwj.'jtv.TKcfj.t-.'ii.V MAN'S MECHANISM Delicate Machinery That Needs Constant Care. AhMttut Cltsnllncn and Regulation a Nec nary n for Any other Kind of Machinery- How to Keep It In Working Order. Therp'a prw Immr- nonipwherc! One Utile acrew In tin. lilg machine irots n trlllp limxe and the wtmle niinintua clog, Imlka nud n-fiispa lo work proyerljr. A skillful eiiKlueer ran ti'll l.T llif "feel" of Ma fiiirliie wheu their' a acrrw loose. OceHsloniil count Ipnt Inn cnll It coal Ire nes or lul liiiiKiiexn -iktiIm prompt atten tion. It ili'Kn the nhele delicate nu'rhnn Ism of mini, nnd nmat he removed aklllful ly w ll hunt f.iree or ulioek. only n rcgetnlilp hmiilve kIu.iiIH he iioed, nnd I'Hwiirct I'iiiiiIt Cnf leirtle, which you inn eat like a piece nf emul), nre the uiiwt nui ecu hie, nat ural unit ( fT. ctlvi- of nil In xiUIvok. Ciiseni-eiH ure the only null ellc enthnr lle. nml nut only make I lie liver lively, re unite olistrui tlmm in the howela, Blrt UKUi I'll the Intestines, hut kill nil Kerms of ills enne In I he l.udy. Therefore prevent us well un cure. I'.ny nnd try Cinonri'tn to day. You'll fltnl thnt lt' v.hnt thev iln, nut what we stir they'll do, Hint wilt please yon. All limit Klsts, toe, and f.Oe, or will tint 1 1 for price. Send for Imcklet nnd free xauiple. Address Slerllior lli'inedy i'o., t'hicHKo; Mont real, t an.: Nov.- ork. Thin Is the I'ASCAUKT tablet. Ki -ry tnhlet of the only eeiinlne t'nsenreta henrs the iiihkIc letter "I IT." Look nt the tablet he fore yea buy, und beware of frauds. Imitations and substitutes. Tiie Miftcst Devil. " We do net claim to be the biggest printers and publishers In the world, but vo do claim to have the biggest "devil" In tills country In our ofllce. He is Hubert Klanchard. of Hinsdale, N. H., nud when he Is In good trim weighs 4Uii pounds, but he Is a little thin this summer, ami now weighs :it"2 pounds, lie Is only 111 years old, and holds the medal for champion heavy weight bicyclist, having gnlued consid erable notoriety iu this line. l'ortland (Me.) Advertiser. night and Left Sighted. The assertion conies from tlermany tlwt the majority of people ure not only right handed, but also right-sighted. Ky this Is meant that most persons seo bi tter with the right eye than with the left nnd habitually, though uncon sciously, employ It more. Some per sons, however, make grater use of tho left eye than of the right and accord ing nrt said to bo "left-eyed." Nasal Catarrh quietly yields to tront. raeut by Fly's Cream Halm, which is agree sbly nroinutin. It in received through the nostrils, cleanses snd benls the whole sur face over which it diffuses itsulf. l'ruggists licit tno (vie. 8i.'.i; I run sie ny man, iu cents. Test it and you are sure to continue tho treatment. AntionnooiiHMit. To nocoimnodiito thoso who nr TmiMint lo tho uso of atomizers in applying liquids into tho nasal passages for eat-trrhnl irviu b'm, tho proprietors prepare I ream luhn In liquid form, which will bn known ns Fly's Liquid Crvnui ltulm. 1'iieo including tho spraying tube is 7joents. Druggists or by novl. 'J ho liquid form embodies the med icinal properties of tho solid preparation. Criib I'.vcrvthiii-r. "It's rather strange," rctunrkud the hoarder, "that our biggest politicians fduHild !cnve the Fulled Slates evcu for a i n't lime." s strange for thc.m to I:lvl any thing." Vi'iitiircd the inn n In black sus penders: "they guimruily take It." To Cnre Cold in One liar Take Laxative Hromo Quinine Tablets. All drugtrists refund the money if it fuds to cure. 'J.M. K. W. (i rove's signature la on each box. Couldn't lie Inteurru pted. "Send my typewriter girl lu here, JIuiiny." "I dassent Interrupt her, sir; she's readlu' a Inter from her beau." VITALITY low. HoUUUUsI or eihaiintpit e'irl hv Or. Klli'O' llivlirurlhuf Tnllli. lOINS SI. TrU' ll.,tu (KiniiLlniiiii it wnii" tiralnivut. Ilr. Klliif't 'ukillulti. an Aivtt kln-itl. I'bltaUeiiilila. Fuundetl UI71. Wily otT "There's a far-awny look lu her eyes." "Of course: they're sky blue." Sirs. YVhmlow'ft koothimo nvatie for Children ItM-tioim; suiiena tin, auiiiw, mntievs InfUiniinuiou. llk t mm. euro wiinl ooilc JBnuiU bollU t'oliicnvss is good nature regulated by good Reuse. Slduey Smith. 20c. SAMPLE BOTTLE lOo. How mg have you suiters fl9 How Long Bare You Do you not tliluk you 111 MABIt. all the doctors, patent medicines, electric belts and battariescomhlned, forthey cannot culI Cbrotric Klieuinatwin. i'lierrfore waste no more valuable lime and money, but try "5 Drop I and be pronitly CUUI!!). "5 Drops" Is not only tiie best medicine, but it is the cheapest, for a ( 1 00 bottla contains 30(1 dunes, i'rire per Iwttle, Jl 00, prepaid by mail or e i press, or 6 bottles for uOO. Pec the next JO days we will send a 25c sample i:KEB to anyone semling 10 cents to pal for the mailing- Agents wanted. Write to-day. , 8WAMSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO., ISO-1 64 E.LAKE ST., CHICAGO. SI4.251 m it1 :ju UU tUUUC, 3i'arries the Lah f"i fJtnrL- nfl"iiic fist Stock o n,...... TliisKiMiV-'..,.. i liillm, ixiwiii , 'Ii" k. ,...1 .lv'1. I . Ill III a dl'oiiili J leitli.e no-inl. jiiptiiiuiMt TT, x, it Vie ten luore," I LltlNldltLU I KfcU wilV 60 DAYS TRIAL. V Ii well have Ttbs of the you 1 ortVlon m;i'!ll' i the mausAiun. If iiotmit il mill the buck to us at our eipcm'v i ll 111 must l:ll ur yeiti'K. itruioiis. ii most iiuti'i Jibuti's "n mil' II . double tho j h.i - VVWVWwVVVjaVV fooX A Com br4rt4nafire ittm. "We gunrsateo our remedy," said tt pfifent medicine agent, "to cure every re of iKiidacbe where It Is used. II Is absolutely unfailing, p.y the waiy. we have sold It for yea-1 in this neigh borhood." "Yes." replied Farmer rjoldnrn, "bn nil them that used It for headache iu throw n right Inter brain fever." "True, but right here Is where the benuty of our system of t rent men C comes In; we nro now putting on Um market another wonderful medicine, which we guftrnnteo to cure brala fever.' New York World. first-Clans Rowing Machine for $14.2.1. For thoso w ho nre accustomed to end ing nwny from home for their goods It Is of the (trestest btipnrtanre to know the character nnd reliability tf the establish ment nellinif poods to fatuilhs from ct logues. The great emporium of the John M. Smyth Co.. locnted nt l.'iO to UK! West Mnilison street, Chicngo, has been estab lished for b third of s century, and has furnished over hslf n million homes i Cliicngo nml vicinity nlone. This firaa enjoys the confidence of the public by its ninny years of fair ilcnlimr. It isnuea ta iinincnvo illustrated cntulngiiR that should be in every family, ns it describes and elves the price of every nrtiele required for household use. A sample of che ex traordinary value offered by this firm la shown in the illustration of the Melha" sew init niaeliinc in nnnther column of this paper tor ll.':,i. this Is one of the best sewing machines ever offered to the nnh- ,,lic. nnd yet it is but n sample of the thousand nnd one useful articles illu t rated snd described in the lsnutifnl cat alogue of the John M. Smyth Company. l Near an Yt Ko Kr. Mrs. Jones Mrs. Hrown says her husband seems quite distant of late. Mrs. Smith Why, what's the trou ble? Mrs. Jones-Ob. no trouble at all. He's In Furopc on business. I shall reiYinmiend I'iso's Cure for Con sumption far and wide. Mrs, Mulligan, l'liinistead. Kent, F.ngland. Nov. 8, lKKt. After n man has caught bis traJa with several minutes to spare he know how the engaged fellow feels who von. dyes why he chased her so fast. 4iCDo It and Stick to It If you Art sick And discouraged oxlh im pure blood, Citirrh or rheumAtism, takt Hood" s S&rsApArillx faithfully And persis tently, And you 'will soon fAve a cure. This medicine his cured ihousAnds of others And it tvill do the SAme for you. . FA'.ihfully tAken, b The best ruined, wOUSllI Consumption. Cll..ra.. V? w i u u iirouciuuH, ut IH, MOD' ma, W lick, ml . 2 rial 1 nrin, Asthma, cough. Croup. Sninll dose , quick Vi . cum t run cutt LomlipatwH, W. L. DOUG $3 & 3.50 SHOES Worth $4 to $6 compared nun oiner manes. Indorsml lr over l,iHM,0OO w tmrera ltouj,!' name nryrfri-ej u r fc,iiiulJ tn be i .-HatKf; Moiir dealer ihoulri ktep them-if not, we will tend a pair nn rccrtot nf iticc. Matt kind of Mthcr. and vidtx, phis r cap roe. C'aulofijt D free. HV. I. QOUGUS SHOE CO., BracktM, I arters nmi Hakei writing a comfort 8. C. N. V. FOR NEXT THIRTY DAYS. Read About "5 Drops" Without Takng hare waited nrcciuua time and niffered end r F j r aa I jri 01 i V3i '".flaw IV MA " Our Morth.nl Ure. " ' Stock. Bail War... PayWmljr. tiu twtLL stnuKair ... u.t6iu.aiu. RHEUnMSu so, thcu try the "5 Drops" and be promptly and permanently 1 your aUctioni. "5 Drop." Is a apeedjr and Sura Cars for Itboul NeuraJgla, Sciatica, Lumbai;o (lame back). Kidney Disease. A rla I ever, Dyspepsia. Catarrn of all kinds. Bronchitis, La ' Hcudacbe (nervous or neuralgic). Heart Weakness, Dropsy, j lariw., Spaauioilii: aud Catarrbal Croup, Toothache, Nervousness, Stoff essncaa. Creeping Numbness, Malaria, and kindred diseases. "5 Drops"aa cared mors people during the past four years, of the above-named disalsea, thaa all otiier remedies known, and In case of Rheumatism is curing klore thaa I50o 166 ?VtfCST MAOKON CHICAGO SI4,25 Iho ?.e6t Sewing iviacninecn tann At the Price, 114.25 lor Our "MEIBA" Sawing Machine. A high-arm, high-grade mhchina oqrnil r? to u otbe. are unkina ato.K) to uwi oiue. are ubSuik b.ou ui f.m for. Guaranteed by us lur m yeais li'i'V T "b' i unteuiJ-trt li'nuicois llhul tm, tho l(Xl T,oloisi, who when be , i publish his works wus a winu riupim - uy ,, !,lngs Kgynthin uever Ited l-.gypt. Ills only excursion iiliiviiu wns to tb' tuusciiins of Italy, where bo I'eluniueil n few weeks iu IStiil. th n'treatile ISose. The hortii'iilturiil world is i-xefi ised by the inysterioiis triinsfoniiatiuii In color which the .liiimticsc nre able to ef foct in roses. Hy soint linkimw n Imt liiitiirul process the Power changes t'roiii red iu the sunlight to white lu tho sb.ule or In darkness. It Is his willingness to pay a g.je.il rental 1 1 in t gives his Salun'cal majesty th choice of uimrttucnts Iu soiue uiau-hlous. - It - It," a iv- lull - o - i. Tho lulaut prodigy ut 1 may be n txl at to. 1 X.