— I Mr. Tom Henderson of Lawrence, Kan., is spending a few days in the city visiting his daughter, Miss Each all Wood of 2413 Hamilton, and Mrs. L. Morton of South Side. EL F. Morearty, Lawyer, 600 Bee Bldg. Douglas 3841 or Harney 2156. Mrs. James Esther of 2901 Farnum street, left Sunday night, July 11th, for Kansas City and Excelsior | Springs, Mo., to visit relatives. Holst Pharmacy for drags. 2702 ('nming street. Harney 681.—Adv. Mrs. Florence Crawford Laws fin- j ished a course of hair work at Mon- j heit’s Beauty Shop, 1512 Harney street j attd will remain with them. Have your subscription money ready i for The Monitor collector when he calls. Mrs. O. Rountree left last Tuesday I with her nieces and nephews, Isabel, \ Lulu, Frank and Theodore Green for a 1 two months' vacation. They will visit1 St Louis, Augusta, St. Charles and! Hamburg, Mo. They were accompaned I by Mrs. Adell Scott and Aurora Roun tree. Send in your subscription for The Monitor, please. It Is $2.00 a year, Attorney James A. Spears of Wichi ta, Kan., and Miss Genevlve Spears of Buxton, la,, were the guests of their sister, Mrs. Ora King 2562 Spaulding street, for a few days. A. P. Scruggs, Lawyer, 220 8. ltth st D. 7812. CoL 8881.— Adv. The N. W. C. A.will put on a con- i test for remodeling the Old FolkB1 home before winter. The one selling j the most votes will be awarded a J victrola as the first prize; and the second a wrist watch. Any one wish-1 ing to enter the contest call Webster ] 3024 or Webster 4238. Mrs. L. F. Payne and daughter of Glasgow. Mo., is visiting her sister. Mrs. D. E. Mann and nieces, Mrs Wil liam Roulette and Mrs H. L. Anderson. Furnished room ads and cards of thanks must be paid for in advance. Mrs. Owen M. Waller and daughter, Ellen, of Brooklyn, N. Y., are visiting their son and brother Dr. Owen M. Waller Jr. They are en route to Cali fornia. DENTLO. Have you tried it? You don't know what real tooth paste is until you do. Manufactured in Omaha by the Kaffir Chemical Laboratories. Ask your druggist for Dentlo, the pyorrhea preventive toothpaste.—Adv. Mrs. Crouch returned Tuesday from a pleasant trip to Chicago. North Side Taxi. J. D. Lewis, pro prietor Two limousines. Stand phone, Web. 1490; residence phone, Web. 949. Monitor advertisers want your bus iness; that's why they advertise in your paper. WHO WILL TAKE DELEGATES! Any on who is willing to take care of delegates to the Grand Lodge I. O O. of O., from July 20 to 24 at $2.00 per day, please phone Mrs. I Falls, ebster 1234, or Mrs. Clark South Omaha. WEDDING BELLS NAY-HOY Mr. Lawrence Nay and Miss Helen Roy, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Roy of Des Moines, la., members or the Nay Greater Minstrels company, were married at the Church of St. Philip the Deacon Wednesday after noon at 2 o'clock by the Rev. John Al bert Williams. Witnesses to the cere mony were Miss Mabel Nay, sister of the groom, and Mr. Harrison R. Hall, all of Des Moines. Patronize Monitor advertisers. Tell them you saw their ad in The Mon itor. -| i iirigM—— A Real HAT SALE Genuine Panamas, Bangkoks or Leg horn hats, valued to $12.00 Your Choice t Saturday ^ C 07*\ Discount on all LO /0 SILK SHIRTS f I Securities Building 303 South 16th St. Noble M. Johnson and James J. Corbett In “The Midnight Man,” which la being shown every Monday at the Loyal Theatre. < PATRIOTIC TESTIMONIAL GIVEN PATROLMAN tBy Associated Negro Press.) Chicago, July 15.—A patriotic testi monial was given at the Eighth Regi ment Armory, July 9th. in honor of Joseph Owens, the Chicago patrolman who was seriously wounded in the recent outbreak here which caused the death of two people. Patrolman Owens immortalized himself by rushing to the defense of the American Rag when a group of fanatics sought to burn it. The meeting was under the auspices of a citizens’ committee and the speak ers were Edward H. Wright, who pre sided; Alderman Louis B. Anderson and Robert R. Jackson, Oscar De Priest, Chief of Police J. J. Garrity and Henry Lincoln Johnscn'of Atlanta, Ga. Al! of the addresses praised the faithfulness of Policeman Owens. Chief Garrity declared that all citizens of the community must be protected and that, in his opinion, a recurrence of last summer's riot would be im possible. Within three hours after his first knowledge of the recent distur bance, he had more than 1,000 patrol men on the scene. NOTICE RICHARDSON BROTHERS TAILORS. DYERS AND HATTERS I have again assumed complete own ership and management of the Rich ardson Bros. Tailoring and Dry Clean ing Company now located at 2704 Cum ing street, in order to give better workmanship and service, which is the life of any business; I found it neces sary to close the branch shop at 2422 Lake street; thus bringing every order however large or small under my own personal supervision. For the benefit and conveniece of such customers who prefer calling for their own work 1 have maintained a temporary branch at 2420 Lake street. All work will be appreciated and the best attention will be given to these Orders. Call Harney 3374 or leave it with Mr. Macon, 2420 Lake at the New Columbia Hall. Yours for good work and service. W. V. RICHARDSON, Tailor 2704 Cuming Street. A DELIGHTFUL SOCIAL AFFAIR The beautiful home and specious grounds of Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Jones at Twenty-eighth and Caldwell streets, was the scene of the largest and most delightful social event of the season Tuesday night of last week when a graduation party was given compli mentary to Miss Ruth Jones, daugh ter of the gracious host and hostess and other graduates. Two hundred and fifty guests, young and old, were present and had a delightful evening. Groups of the older folk, gathered bore and there on the spacious, beau tifully illuminated lawn or in shel tered nooks on the wide piazzas and watched the gay groups of young peo ple trip the light fantastic toe; and others than the younger folk indulged in dancing. Earlier In the evening, there was a brilliant display of fire works. A delightful luncheon was served at the close of the evening. A DOUBLE PARTY Twenty-five children gathered at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Lew is, 2414 Binney street, July 10, in hon or of Lorene's and Charlene’s seventh and 10th birthday anniversaries. The girls were recipients of many beauti ful presents. The afternoon was spent j in games, dancing and luncheon, after fvhieh Mr. Lewis’ three cars were lined up and the children and parents were taken for an auto ride. Those present were Mesdames D. James, J. F. Smith, S. T. Phannix and R. Simp son; Elaine Smith, Eva Mae Davis, Mildred Gaskin, Deneice l^cy, Virgil Johnson, Estelle Pegg. Jean Dorsey, Ruth Adams, Helen Jenkins, Helen Stevenson, Helen Singleton, Ernes tine Singleton, Nathlie Brown, Sarah Brown. Bernice Phannix, Carmie Black Gaitha Pegg, Howard Stevenson, Ger ald Bowlen, Streeter Turner, Bill Peebles, Thomas James and Leonard Turner. ( AMI* FIRK NEWS The Ocawasin Camp Fire Group met Friday evening at the Community cen ter. Miss Ruth Jones was elected dele gate to the Y. W. C. A. convention at Lake Okobogi, la., which will be held from August 29 to September 6. The next meeting will be held on Friday, July 16, at Elmwood park, when the girls will cook and eat their suppers in the open. DINNER FOR BISHOP VERNON Monday evening at 7 o'clock Mr. Al fred Jones gave a dinner at his resi dence complimentary to Bishop Ver non. Covers were laid for ten. The guests were Bishop Vernon, the Rev. W. C. Williams, the Rev. W. F. Botts, tile Rev. John Albert Williams, Drs. L. E. Britt and Amos B. Madison; At torneys H. J. Pinket and Amos P. Scruggs and E. W. Pryor. Things done by halves never bring many quarters. Subscribe for The Monitor. NO LONGER SIMPLE PROBLEM Matter of Food, In The»e Days of Statistic*, Has Become Ques tion of Calculation. Once upon a time this problem of food was a very simple matter. Three times a day, as a rule, the attention of man was drawn to a hollow feeling located due east of the lower end of the vertebral column. This vacancy he proceeded to fill with a slab at bread, a chunk of beef, a pot of rice, etc., flavored as a rule with butter, Jam, garlic, etc., according to race, re ligion, climate, age, etc. This settled the problem till the next call from the far East. It pains us to say that this was liv ing to eat and not eating to live. It showed np adjustment of means to end. It was a system of food that made no distinction between a long shoreman and a free-veree poet. It was Internal anarchy. Happily the truth has been realized. The consumption of food Is no longer destructive but constructive. Man no longer eats corned beef and cabbage, but the vltamines In the beef and the polyzeugma tics In the cabbage. When he picks up t>e bill of fare he no long er says, “What will most speedily and cheaply allay the unrest In my far East?” hut he says, “Where can I find the 12,500 carbonuxates that will give me the right outlook on the League of Nationa?” And he finds It In unpolish ed rice. Or he says to himself, “I am now at work on the fourth act of my poetic drama; to make It convincing to Belasco I must absorb 3,200 per maganazoids dally for the next 30 days.” So he shaves the kernels off the corn and eats the cob. Perhaps with coconut butter, for the added col loidal saxophonlams. This very midnight In our great city a couple of army corps of teething in fants will be lulled to rest with 28,175 pneumodactyllnes warmed up In a bot tle.—New York Evening Post. HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT Colored Soldier Knew Exactly What He Wai Going to Do With All Those Black Clothea. Here Is a story of two negro sol diers, who were talking just after the signing of the armistice: " 'Rastus,’ said one, *what you gwlne to do when you-all gets home?" “ ‘What am I gwlne do? Wal, in the fust place, nigger, I’s gwlne buy me a white suit o’ clo’es, 'n white shoes, ’n a white Bhlrt, collar ’n da, 'n a white hat. I’s gwlne be white all •rer, nigger, an’ den Ts give up you nigger folks 'n alius do my 'sodating wld white folks.’ “The boy paused, then asked: ‘What you-all gwlne do, Jake?’ ‘Wal,’ says Jake, 'I’s gwlne buy me a black suit, ’n black shoes, 'n a black shirt, 'n a black tie, ’n a black hat Te gwlne be black all over. Den, when dat’s done, I's gwlne buy me a big piece of black crape and fasten It round my black hat’ “ ‘Man,’ says Rastus, *what you-all mean by all dem black clo’es and by dat black crape? Wbat for you gwlne wear dat black crape?’ “ ’Nigger,’ says Jake, ‘I's gwlne wear dat black crepe to your funeral.’”— Wendell D. Howie In the Boston Transcript A Leech. A man on the South side advertised his car for sale. Early the next morn ing a man who lived across the street came over and said: “Pardon me, but I see by last night's paper you adver tised your car for sale.” "Quite true,” said the man who ad vertised the car, “but surely you are not In the market for It” “No,” was the reply, “but I only live across the street and I also want to sell my car. And there would be no need of me spending my money for an advertisement If after the people were through looking at your car you could Just send them across the street to look at my car.”—Indianapolis News. The Scrap. Representative Freer interrupted the reading of a report to say: “Official language is always rather ludicrous. Once two scrubwomen in j government employ had an argument, 1 as a result of which the weaker vessel [ waB laid up for some days. “An official inquiry was duly held, , and the victorious scrubwoman re ceived a letter which said, among oth er things: “ 'Is it true, as reported, that said Mrs. Hugan received certain ocular and nasal contusions at your hands?” “The scrubwoman fn official language wrote back: “ 'I regret to say that the answer is In the infirmary.’ ” 'At a Boyl At the speedway races a tire com pany gave away toy ballons as ad vertisements. A lad about four years old came up to the man on the Job and said: "Please may I have two balloons?” The man replied: “Sorry, my little lad, but only one balloon to a boy. Have you any brothers at home?” After a minute of deep thinking the lad gave this answer: "No, I have no brothers, but I have a sister who has a brother.”—Indianapolis News. Law and the Profit*. 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