COMING ATTRACTIONS. . -".' MJ 1. X !'!-" . "k ' WMBMVV " -A-" i&a .' Vkv rf& 1 yfh jM p Z fiZ ft. ho was siniply too modest to consequently the beneficiary. What can be done with an indi gent man who goes about soliciting funds for the poor and then pocket ing the gross receipts? The natura supposition at first would be that the man was obtaining money under false pretences, but it might be that state that he was the poor man and Mayor Weir does have a thought now and then that iB not so bad. He does not believe that it is good policy to inform the evil-doers in general that they are perfectly safe behind a locked door. Thoro is quite a popular belief among the uninitiated that a drouth sufferer is one who is without the price of a drink. This is erroneous, however. Exciseman Brown wants to see the police in the city appear upon the streets in polished shoes and resplendent in shining buttons, ana ho has the right idea. Compelling an occasional legitimate use of the razor would not bo a bad addition to make to the hobby. Judge St. Clair catno in from the wild and wooley west long enough to obtain a judge's commission with gilt seal and a $2,500 salary attachment thereto. There aro at least two men who rejoice over the success of the populistic governor Silas and the new dis penser of equal justice. At the Funke. Mr. Frank Zehrung offers to the patrons of his cozy little theatre, the New Funke, a thrilling comedy drama in "Through the War' appearing there next Monday and Tuesday evening, January 7th and 8th. "Through the War" is a dramatic story of the late struggle told in a style and manner which breathes the very atmosphere of the period, surrounded by the thrilling incidents that sut.h a roman tic phase of our history only can furnish. Dealing in laughter and tears, a heart interest through which the play moves touches in the most subtile manner all alike; and what better lesson can bo offered than that which touches our hearts as it teaches us the story of that struggle through which our fathers and brothers fought to preserve our unity. The scenic embellishments aro elaborate and fresh from the brush of Wra. Grabrouch, the scenic artist of Omaha. The de tails aro produced in the most careful manner surmounted by an ex cellent cast of people. Popular prices are certainly an inducement to attend. That clever comedian, Mr. Charles Dickson, who will on Thurs day January 10, bo seen at the new Funke opera house will produce a new comedy, entitle "A Jolly Good Fellow," and is said to be on the order of "A Gilded Fool," in Mizzouri," and others of their kind. Its story is that of a young man of social position who by reason of his many escapades has become a 6ocial pariah. He discovers that tho brother of the girl he loves, is begining to tread the same path which led to his downfall, and in order to save the lad, he seemingly sacrifices himself and all ho holds dear. It is around this slender thread that Mr. Stanislaus Stange, the author of "A Jolly Good Fellow," has woven a coaiedy which report states is one of the best of modern days. The first act of the play occurs at West Point on a graduation day, and it is here, while the eye is filled with color and the ear with strains of marshall music, the auditor first becomes acquainted with Mark Wetherill 'A Jolly Good Fellow," and they follow his manly devotion and heroic sacrifices, his characteristic humor and pathos, without pathos, through other scenes at a fashionable watering resort, to Washington and to London. i?flB r-jJm:- H&$ '4': iBflEml PMl MB FTdfcr' i w jPJTWBMft T i ffj A Scene from "A Jolly Good Fellow."