THE COURIER THE GHAPERON ISSUE. r 3- a Lincoln society, content to bear tho taint of provincialism, lias not been atTccted by tho cbapcron question, tho ilinerent phases of Wwhich have of recent years, occasioned considerable discussion in tho larger American cities, and in some instances caused a modilica tiou of time honored usage. Tho following is an amusing comment on tho subject, being a western view from tho Kansas City Star: "The chaperon agitation is breaking out again in tho west. Just as peoplo had begun to believe that society had resigned itself to the blessings or tho evils of tho chaperon the whole question bobs up again and the old battle must be fought over. Of course tho trouble is in Chicago. That is where all western outbreaks begin. And the pity is that this is not a matter where the Federal author ities can interfore, so it may bo expected to iun a long and weari some course. Tho truth is that tho chaperon system had a hard time gaining a foothold in tho west. Tho girls were gay and compe tent to protect themselves, and the young men were gallant and generous and not averse to paying all reasonable expenses. But along came fashion, that arbitrary and domineering old lady, and Baid that chaperons were the proper things; so the girls told the boys that hereafter they would not be expected to put up for auy mare polite recreations, and tho boys very reluctantly assented. Of course this could not last. 'Die chaperon principlo was all right, but tho chaperon as a purveyor of recreation did not materialize.and the young women found to their horror that their amusements were cut down to the least common denominator. Then they began to revolt, and to hint to the young men that after all there was no way like tho old way, and that they were perfectly willing to overlook tho extreme and silly demands of fashion and return to tho good old custom that has aided so materially in building up the west. But tho young men were not so sure that tho point was well taken. They had tried the chaperon system, and had found to their surprise that it possessed manifold advantages. They had discovered that dropping in at a party when one pleased dancing with whom one pleased, and going homo or to tho club when one pleased formed a combination of charms that could not be overlooked. They had learned that a cigar, a cab and ticket for one were much cheaper than tlowcrs, a carriage and theatre tickets for two, and they had admitted that as far as they were concerned they were persuaded that the chaperon system had been much maligned and that it represented in good faith the bubvark of society. They would be very sorry to seo society revert to tho dark and heathenish customs of the past, and were resolved to throw their intlucnco in favor of the continuation of a scheme of such manifest benefit to a .veil ordered community. Of course this was tantamount to a declaration of war, for no western girl of spirit is going to submit to any masculine interpreta tation of tho proper or fashionable thing. It was all very well to run tho chaperon fad while they, the girls, proposed and favored it, but to continue it because it pleased the men--s'death, that was quite another proposition. But the young meu wero inexorable. And what was worse, they had all the argument on their side that same miserable, unhappy argument which a short timo ago the young women used so effectively. So there is war between the sexes, and the matrimonial industry is much depressed in conse quence. Nobody will pretend to foresee the end of this confict. It may be confined to Chicago, or a general strike may bo ordered in volving tho entire west. As far as Kansas City is concerned the chaperon idea has not taken a firm hold, but each year marks its insidious growth. When parents are young and frisky they aro not averso to giving to their daughters the attention which juvenile blood requires, but as ago and rheumatism steal on apace this enthusiasm vanishes and home begins to present more endearing charms. In tho meantime the young men are growing up in selfishness and avarice, and another decade will witness tbo disappearance of the gallantry of a past generation. This is the problem which is confronting society of to day. This is the mementous issue of the chaperon." CHOLERA INFANUM That most dreaded tsummer complaint occurring mostly among children from six months to three years of age, is quickly cured by tho uso of HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS 4 and e. For sale by al druggists. AMUSEMENT NOTES. Very generous encouragement has leon given to tho popular en tertainment course of lectures and concerts, which Mr. Zehrung will inaugurate at the Funko opera house noxt month. Tho subscrip tion lists have been vepy generally signed, and thero is every assur ance that thero will bo a largo attendance at all of theso entertain ments. The best peoplo in tho city havo taken a lively interest in this course, and tbo universities and schools will contribute largely to their support. The course will include lectures by John J. Ingalls, John Tomple Graves, wno is known as the successor of Henry V. Grady, Eugene Field, tho poet-journalist, and Rev. Rob ert Mclntyre, tho eminent divino; and concerts by tho Mozart Smy phony club of Now York, one of the leading conce.'t organizations of tho country, and the now University conservatory of music. Nat Goodwin is among tho coming attractions at the Funke. Pauline Hall in "Dorcas,"' who was to havo appoared at tho Funke opera house Tuesday evening, November G, the night of election, has changed her date a couple of weeks later, at tho instance of Manager Zehrung. It is stated freely by the oflicials of the Columbia College that the abolition of skirt dancing is duo entirely to the press uro brought to bear upon tho students by Professor Low. Newspaper comment has been very severe upon tho students for several years, but no at tention was paid to it until this year, when the students themselves announced that they had abolished skirt dancing at their entertain ments. The general public, which does not attend college enter tainments, has little notion of the extent to which the mimicry of feminine skirt dancers was followed by Columbia College students. A little group, composed of six notable members of tho college, not only became expert dancers, but mimicked the action and voices and manners of women so thoroughly that it was difficult to tell to which sex they belonged behind the footlights. Tho climax was reached two years ago, when the son of a prominent New York banker, who was a Columbia Collego student, gave an order for a a costume which was absolutely feminine in all its details, from the hose to the dresa The finest linen was employed, and the student's monogram and crest wero worked upon every single article of at tire. Theso garments were on exhibition in a dressmaker's room on Fifth avenuo for several weeks before the youth, in full regalia and paint and powder, gave his dance in public. It was this performance which resulted in a sharp reversal of public opinion upon the mat ter, and it had the effect of crushing out the skirt-dancing craze among the students. One night last season Delia Fox said she would be willing to pay $50 for the first pair of tights she ever wore. She had no idea what became of tho tights, but remarked that the offer would stand good until she recovered them. Tho news of the reward spread like wild fire, and within a week Miss Fox had received three pairs of tights from three different parties, each claiming that the "inclosed tights' were the original and giving the reasons. Since then Miss Fox has received G3 pairs of tights and C3 requests for the 8o0 rewards, the tights are varyining in size from a pair which might fit little La Regaloncita to a set which would bo too large for Georgo K. Fortes cue. Ever theatrical manager at one timo or another has been taught the perilousncss of small type in announcing an artiste. October will see tho trial of an action in Liverpool wherein Lady Manseil will seek from the lesseo of the Park Palace Music Hall substantial damages for putting her name on the bill in small type, says the Philadelphia Press. Eminent London counsel has been briefed for the plaintiff, and presumably the clain will rest upon the fact that anything under "ten-line pica" was an insult to the lady's reputa tion. If Lady Manseil succeeds she will have added a new terror to the many which beset the path of a theatrical manager. Nat C. Goodwin played to more than 310,000 at Hooley's theatre, Chicago, last week. He appeared in Henry Guy Carleton's "The Gilded Fool."