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I Dog Hill Paragrafs
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EPY-TIME TALES
The
THE TALE OF
THE MULEY.COW
The Tickolir Town M4"hl
mttini'Mifl t t Klue Millinfty
Inipofium TuruUy tiwrnipg la
Brandeis
SCOTT BAILEY
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CHM'lj.R MX
A Question ef Luck.
"Hftw furkv nie people are!"
Mil old Mr. I'row, He talking
! to the Mqlry low, m the ltirr.
And though he dMn't perully rare
lor In rmnpinv, she runout
rnnueh in iW Hun what he meant.
row
f j funnel ttt tk him what he ni'i
A "I U4 just ihinUinf . Mr, i
! 'l4tf., "I jut thinking i
df-n't he i-J it tu ou i
m mtet lny it ifvo cn
the
I CO!
HMMP MM
mmon
Sense
!
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lI
If A
ioo much. aoRMtimti'Mid tlx
Mukg Couc
a hard life I lead, and liow I have
Id hunt around tn find whatever I
ran to rat. In winter it' usually
poor puking for me. Hut me
people have thrir niraU rt rinht
under tlicir no.sf s. They don t even
nerd to tir."
"I uppoe," the Mulry Tow en
lured, "you're thinking about us
my ov
JPf "I am." he admitted. "You have
ill huih an easy time that olten I ac-
IIJ tually uili I had hern born a cow
my son.
'If Tlii f ulr v Cnw ilmnl- lirr brail.
I PL. .i't.... i.i i - i.
I iiai wi'iiHi iidic uiiu iiiixia
siblc," he nitiimiircd.
Old Mr. trow flared up at once.
"I'd like to know why!" he
shrieked. He was always ill-man-nrred
when he was angry.
The Mtiley low starrd at him
coolly. She was a calm person,
generally.
"You would have had to be a calf,
in the beginning," she explained.
"Of course! Of Course! Mr. t row
Miluttcml. "Of course I knew that.
Vrtii itrniln'f tintlmr In loll m thinirc
;A ; that everybody knows.
1 "Being a cow is not all fun, I
MI ssure you." the Muley Cow coii-
1 1 ; tinu?d. "The trouble is. you can't
go and come as you please, l ou
have to do about as you're told.
And I'm sure you wouldn't like that.
Mr. Crow.
"Perhaps not." he admitted some
what grudgingly. "But they're not
always looking for you with a gun,
he croaked. "And you always have
denty of company.
.T--r i. :J .!.
"i i'4J itiui.il. .siiijitiiiui a. aaiu m.
Muley Cow. "You can get off by
I yourself whenever you want to. But
I how's a cow to get away from the
I herd?"
; ' "She can jump the fence," said
- old Mr. Crow with a wicked gleam
Z in his eve.
; "Yes! yes!" the Muely Cow agreed
hastily. "But we won't discuss that.
I And remember a cow couldn't go
J miles and miles around Blue moun-
.tain' in just a few minutes, as you
can."
i The old gentleman couldn't see
vthat there was anything specially
I pleasant in making long flights.
; "When I travel, it's generally be
j cause I'm hungry," he said. . "It's
because I'd starve 'if I stood still.
; And in winter I have to step lively,
I can tell you. Food's scarce then,
I for us crows. We have to snatch
; a morsel wherever we can find it,
f" while you fat cows are having the
; best of things hi a warm barn. Yes!"
By J. J. MUNDY.
Arc You a Prowaitirutorr
What about that luilr job ou
Ii4e feen putting otf for dy may
be urek?
When the thought coiue to oi
that ou ought tn get to work on it,
you hegm to nuke frnn to jour
rli, and the work i kit undone.
!y willing oii are not leeuing
the eftort required to gel the job
dmif. neither are you able to redme
the time it will take to perform it.
Then why do you put it ofl?
In all probability you are putting
off other joh, feeling that this or
that matter should come drsl.
So you go along, delaying many
thing you have to account for
eventually. .
All through life you have been
operating on this "put it-ofT' prin
ctple.
Haven't you seen the folly of it
yet?
You are putting off the savings
habit also, waiting till some future
lime when it won't be any easier than
it is at present.
Tutting off the study you need to
fit yourself for a better place along
your own line of work, till someone
else will have the inside track for the
job which might be yours if you were
prepared.
How long will you drift?
opyrighi. i::.
fiighten away a cow that was stand
ing on the walk gazing at the green
feathers in the window.
Washington Hocks says at timet
hi lus noticed that when there is a
suk person in the house, such a big
crowd of company comet in, it looks
n if the patient is going to have to
be moved out to make room tor
them.
Sile Kildew has brought to our
tanctum the first fishing worm of
the season, which he captured this
morning in the garden.
he declared somewhat sourly.
I "You're enjoying the finest of food
out of season, too."
" "1 don't know what jou're talk
. ing about," said the Muley Cow.
"Corn!" Mr. Crow -snapped.
- "Doesn't Farmer Green fill the silo
t with corn in the summer? And
Legion to Plant Tree
for Each War Veteran
Grand Island, Neb., April 7.
special.) tirand island will have
an Arbor day program, if present
plans are carried out, more signifi
cant than any similar observation in
the past. A newly acquired tract of
land, comprising several blocks and
with the streets eliminated, will be
dedicated as a memorial park in hon
or of the young manhood of the
community which has given its ser
vice to the country. The American
Legion post has provided one good
sized tree to be planted along the
front of this park for each member
of the county's honor roll. The Elks,
the Eagles, the Kiwanis, the Rotar
ians, the Women's club, the Spanish
American veterans and other civic
bodies are donating other trees to be
planted on this tract and Broadwell
square. Both of thee tracts were
reclaimed last year through efforts
of the Citv Improvement association
from neglected, abandoned sandpits I
and rubbish dumps.
A 'Silly Song
TBy A CUCKOO BIRD.
About this time most every year,
when Spring rains start to drizzle.
Old Colonel Bunyan gets the croup
his joy becomes a fizzle. Six times
tach night his wife gets up, and tills
the water bottle, and mixes turpen
tine and lard to lubricate his throb
tie. hen Colonel Bunyan was a
boy, his wild oats he planted, and
he must sutler now until his requiem
is chanted. fo overshoes nor muf
fler warm, when he was young, pro
tected his person from the wind and
storm, all cautions he neglected.
And now he soaks his feet and
coughs, and blows and snorts and
wheezes, afid keeps tKe windows
chinked with rags to shut out drafts
and breezes. And now he preaches
to his kids the doctrine of preven
tion the way his daddy preached to
him and gets the same attention.
(Copyright, t9!2.)
Pioneer Woman Dies.
Mrs. Mary Kinney. Omaha pio
neer, died Thursday afternoon after
a brief illness. She was bx I he fun
eral services will be held Monday
morning at the residence of T. J,
1'itzniorris, Jooj California street.
Gurley Bank Depositors
to Get Checks for $60,i)0
Sidney, Xeb., April 7. (Special.)
Receiver A. J. 'Jorgenson of the
Gurley State bank of Gurley, Xct.,
which failed last summer, has checks
made out for all depositors in the
bank. The settlement will amount
to $60,000.
Parents' Problems
i
A father who likes to fish has a
little girl of 8 who has recently
joined a humane society and thinks
it cruel to catch fish.- What shall
this father do?
Perhaps the father could find more
congenial diversion for the little girl
while he goes iishing. Tastes differ:
some people enjoy visiting operating
rooms and the Chicago stockyards.
This little girl assuredly would not.
If in camp for any length of time,
it would seem probable that she
would naturally learn to eat fish, and
eventually to wish to fish, discover
ing that it is ..inconsistent to abjure
hsh, and yet cat flesh and towt.
Panienger anil t'rt-ighl Scrvlco.
N. Y. to Cherbourg and Southampton
AQI ITAMA Apr. 11 May S Mar S3
MURKTAMA ...Anr.SS May IS June
UERE.VUARIA ...May 30 June 30 July 11
N T. to Plymouth. Cherbourg A Hamburg
PANNOX1A Aor. 18
( AROMA Slay 13 Juno 11 Jal.v 2
N. Y. to Coph. (Quesnstown) & uverpool
i akxa.iu yinr. in may ii
8CVTHIA (nan) . . .Aor. 26 May 34 June 31
SAMARIA (new). .May 10 June 1 July ft
N. T. to Londonderry and Qlaow
rOl.l'MBIA May 3? June!4 July 33
ALGERIA June 14 July 15 Aug. 35
Boston to Londonderry, Liverpool and
Glasgow
ALGERIA Anr. SO
ASSYRIA May 31 July 6 Sept. 15
HoMon to uueenatown ana Liverpool
LACONIA (new)... Mar S May 81 June 38
Portland. Me., to Halifax and Glasgow
SATLRMA April 13
Montreal to Movila and Glasgow
ATHEN1A June 33
8ATURMA July 14
Apply Company'a Local Acta. Everywhere
When in OMAHA
Stop at
HOTEL ROME.
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CStABLTSFTED 1855
Miion Rogers
AND SONS JLVCOMPANT
Hardware Household Utilities
" 151! HARNEY ST.
Specials Saturday Only!
Everything for the lawn and garden, special reduced prices, Saturday only.
Spring time is garden time and we are prepared to serve you. Only merchan
dise of high quality will be found in this great sale our stock is complete.
These Saturday-Only prices will mean a real saving to you.
Garden Rakes $1.03
special, 4M AO
SATIBDATP JJ
An all-steel Garden Rake, with a handle
that will not pull out 14 teeth, full
stnei dow. securelr riveted handle.
16-tooth Rake, same Ugh quality, Saturday,
81.09
Spading Fork
Garden Hoe
A auality Spading Fork. 4-tine, stout
wooden handle; an all-steel tool for
service. Saturday,
only
88c
A full-sized Garden Hoe of best qual
ity. liKhtly balanced and stout
enough for hard work.
Saturday only
67c
Garden Spade Wire Lawn Rake
An all-eteel Spade for the Garden
and about the house. Heavy and
stout. Saturday 97c
A wire Lawn Rake for leaves, dead
grass and rubbisn. n-mcn neaa.
long handle,
Saturday only
58c
Wheel Barrows
Wooden Trays
Special Saturday!
An excellent barrow fir
general household
Stout wooden tray, larg
iron wheel a strong val
ue Saturday only
$3.68
Blue Grass White Clover
Clean high test Blue Grass.
Plant it now. Our price is low.
Saturday,
only
69c
An exceptionally high tost
Clover Seed. Free from weeds.
A fresh stock.
Saturday only .....
69c
Store
A Great Shopping
Expedition
The bijrgest
chopping
e x p edition
that ever
went out of
Omaha id
drawing to
a successful
close. Al
ready our
customers arc beginning
to reap the benefits and
now the wonderful pur
chases made abroad are
pouring into this store.
They will continue to
come in increasing volume,
creating a growing in
terest with each succeed'
ine day. All of the buy
ers have returned and Mr.
George Brandeis -will ar
rive in New lork during
the present week. It is
our purpose from day to
day to tell you something
of the attractive offerings
that we are able to make
as a result of this great
shopping expedition. Our
returned tourists are en
thusiastic over their pur
chases and are confident
that those who inspect the
merchandise they ob
tained on the foreign mar
kets will be equally en
thusiastic. The results of
this great shopping trip
are to be counted among
the very important
achicvem ents of the
"Lookout in the Foretop,"
the system through which
tne .Brandeis store cus
tomers obtain advantages
enjoyed by the customers
of only a few stores in the
United States.
J. L. Brandeia & Son.
The Famous
Boyshform
Brassiere
This is the only brassiere
with specially designed
features to give that flat
boyish figure so much
sought by women today.
MISS OLIVER
of New York City
is here and will fit and ex
plain the special features
and merits of Boyshform
brassiere. They are made
of fine Skinner s satin in
pink, w n i te , black or
ivory. During this dem
onstration special prices
are onerea, ranging
from 896 to 2.75
Sizes 32 to 46
Third Floor North
KODAKS
No. Z Brownie camera
Sizes 2Ux3H
at
2.50
No. 2 Folding Auto
graphic Brownie Q ff
Size 2x4'.i, aeW
No. 2 C Folding Auto
graphic Brownie 1 O C(
Size2Tix4, ,JJ
No. 3 A Autographic Ko
dakWith Ana- 07 CA
tigmat Lens f 77
Cloth Corner Album-
Loose leaves, size
7x11. 1.25 QQ.
value special, fO
Main Floor North
jitf fttttr rr .
Beginning Saturday-3-Day Sale
of Buster Brown
SHOE
for Boys and Girls
- i e TM-
To Celebrate Our 3rd Anniversary as belling Agems 101 meae
Famous Shoes
and to make a large number of people acquainted with their
excellence we have planned this Great 3-Day Sale beginning
Saturday and continuing Monday and Tuesday with-a 20 re
duction. These shoes cannot be beat for wear, style and comfortThey
are in all sizes-Patent Strap Slippers, Brown Oxfords and Brown
Strap Slippers. Girls' Shoes, Third Floor, East Boys Shoes, Fourth Floor, Center
At
20
Off Regular
Prices
Easter Offerings for Children
Pretty Styles and Unusual Values
Girls'White Lingerie
Fr o c k s
for Easter
Saturday 95 Slzts
Easter Millinery
For Little Girls
Fine Milan Sailors with grosgrain ribbon
streamers in brown, t95 6.95
navy or black, at
Dressy Little Hats and 8.50
Bonnets, special priced
Second Floor East.
Spring Bonnets
and Hats
For Little Boysand Girls
Bonnets that are lovely frames
for rosy baby faces in fine or
gandy and pique, with dainty
touches of pink and blue ribbons.
Or plain sailors and rolled brim
styles for the baby boy.
Priced
-49c to 98c
Infant's Hand-Made Dresses Of fine white
nainsook with narrow lace edging at neck
and wrists. Six-month and one- 1
year sizes. Specially priced, , V
Infants' Wool Hose With mercerized heel
and toe. Reduced because of slight -imperfections.
Sizes 4 to 6', at
Odd Lot of Spring Coats Various styles in
checks and plain colors; also black poplin
with white organdy collars and O Qt"
Sizes, 3 to 6 years. Special
Third Fleer Eaat.
cuffs.
Fluffy lace trimmed organdies or fine
voiles worth from 4.00 to 6.00. For
those innumerable occasions of girl
hood when nothing but a white dress
will do, we have just received
a biff shipment of little Frocks
that are unbelievably pretty at
this price. Saturday will afford
a wonderful opportunity to se
lect this important Frock in the
little girls' wardrobe.
Seeond Fleer Wet.
for Boys and Girls 1$
' Reil French Kid Gleyet for Girli 2-claip styles In brown
anu.i&u wiin i-ariB point Eiiicning. sizes e an f5
to Priced per pair
Imported Capeekln Gloves for , Boys One clasp style with
P. X. M. seams In brown, tan or oak. Sizes 1 to 7. 4 r
Specially priced for Saturday, per pair lDO
Kayser Silk Gloves for Girls 2-clasp slyle in gray, (
beaver, mastic and white. Sizes 2 0 to 7. Pair 1UU
Fabric Gloves for Boys and Girls One clap style In CO
brown or gray. Per pair, OcC
Main Floor North.
r-1
PI f n D L Russell s and Ophelias. IL
bale ot Rose Bushes ttssr 1 c
Basement