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Main Office 17th and Farnam
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The Bee's Platform
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1. Naw Union PaBr Station.
2. Continued improvement of thf No
bratka Highway, including tho pave
ment with a Brick Surface of Main
Thoroughfare leading into Omaha.
3. A abort, low-rate Waterway from the
Cora Bait to the Atlantic Ocean.
4. Home Rule Charier for Omaha, with
City Manager form of Government.
Gelling It Done Is the Job.
It is one thing to object; it i quite another
to achieve.
This truism was never more evident than in
current discussion of the proposed soldier bonus
legislation. Opposition to the bonus has disap-
t peared for the most part, but opposition to every
; suggested means of raising funds with which to
pay it persists, particularly on the part of demo
cratic spokesmen and newspapers who are seek
ing partisan advantage.
When Secretary of the Treasury Mellon sug
gested a series of direct taxes, the democratic
broadside condemned the plan; the democrats
favored a bond issue. When republican con-
' gressmen showed increasing favor for a bond
issue, democratic spokesmen changed front and
denounced that as poor finance. And when Prcs-
ident Harding suggested a sales tax, the denio-
tratic spell-binders were in a veritable hysteria
of Opposition.
Opposing every plan for paying the bonus
does not win the bonus for deserving ex-sol-
diers. It defeats it. If there is to be a bonus, it
must be paid for. Voting the bonus is easy;
raising the funds to pay it is the real task. As
usual, the democratic party is for that which is
easy and offers no help in solving the real prob
lem. President Harding's sales tax certainly is
not popular, but he is entitled to credit for offer
ing an affirmative suggestion. There are draw
backs to other plans so far outlined, but the men
who proposed them have" done more for the
bonus than those who have shouted acclaim for
the theory and thrown brickbats at every prac
tical proposal for putting it in effect.
The real opponents of the bonus are those
who oppose every practicable means of putting
it into effect.
Keep the Record Straight. .
Senator Hitchcock's newspaper, assailing .the
republican national administration for alleged
extravagance, says:
Yet this same congress is also prepared to
' enact a law for the construction of the pro
posed Great Lakes-St. Lawrence Tidewater
canal at a cost to the United States of more
than $.'50,000,000.
A reader unfamiliar with democratic cam
paign practice might assume this to be a state
ment of fact. It is not. It is an untruth.
The total cost of the project will be ap
proximately $250,000,000, of which Canada is to'
pay a large proportion, possibly one-half. Not
even the share left to the United States will be
a burden upon national finance, to be met by
taxation; the incidental water power developed
in connection with the waterway will not only
pay operating expenses, but. Will amortize the
original investment. The great saving in freight
charges to the producing farmers of the west
will be "velvet." , ".
When Senator Hitchcock's newspaper assails
the St. Lawrence waterways project, it raises
an issue of prime importance to Nebraska. Pro
ducers of Nebraska, as well as of other states,
suffer under a tremendous burden of high
transportation costs. The St. Lawrence water
way is the one outstanding relief that is in sight.
. On that basis it has been endorsed by two Ne
braska legislatures, by almost every state agri
cultural organization, by state manufacturing as
sociations and by various Nebraska chambers
of commerce, including that of Omaha. Among
notable national endorsements js that, of the
recent national farm conference.
This is the movement for support of which
Senator Hitchcock reproaches the republican ad
ministration. It is a responsibility which the
republicans can well afford to take, with con
fidence that the people will not look upon it as
a subject for reproach, but as something quite
to the contrary.
Further Evidence of Recovery.
Nebraska is on the way back and coming fast.
This has been said by The Bee many times lately,
and is reiterated because it is the best news we
know to publish. The" Greer tour of inquiry
throughout the state was the means of develop
ing first hand information as to the rapidly
changing conditions, denoting not only high
grade optimism but the best of reasons for the
same. Omaha has been the center of a number
of gatherings of business men of the state and
adjoining territory within the last few days, or
since the Greer letters were published. These
conferences have alt developed facts in support
of the assertion that business is improving. Local
retailers have noticed more buyers from out in
the state within the last fortnight than at any
time for weeks before. The president of the
bankers' association returns from a trip to Wash
ington and other eastern cities, and brings not
only encouraging.word of improving conditions
there, but a report that the watchers are greatly
encouraged by what is going on ,in Nebraska.
Folks are keeping track of what the fanner is
coin thee days, andfjtbat is why the Nebraska
example look to good nd it getting to much
attention, A new sfiiou it at hand. The Way
it clttr to better timet. Let's got
Chairman Hull's Outburst.
Judge Hull, chairmtu f the democratic ru
lioiul committee, opened the campaign in In
diana with at fine an outpouring of democratic
buncombt at ever was exhibited. An old-timer
h Tennessee, where the votert arc secustomed
to glittering generalities and welt rounded
period, and tcMoru it ever dg for facte if the
eloquence be tufficiently sonorous, the jude it
splendidly equipped to carry on Just such a cam
paign at lie hat started, that of deception.
W'htn he declare! that "cattle were nncr
more deliberately led to the .laughter nor sheep
to the .tumbles than were the American people
led over the precipices to panic conditiont and
terrific business demoralijation by the national
republican leadership from 1918 to 1921 lie
reliet on the hope that the public hat forgotten
what really took place.
In 1918 the democrat were in full control of
the government in all branches. Judge Hull wat
& member of congress, highly placed on the
ways and means committee of the house. He
was therefore in a position of influence, and
might have done something to avert in itt in
cipirncy the calamity he now deplores. On the
contrary, the record will disclose that he faith
fully supported Claude Kitchen in his an
nounced determination to make the north pay
for the war; that he did not at any time under
take to check the orgy of spending that wat in
progress but aided in devising wayt and means
to furnish fundi for Newton D. Daker to tcatter
like chaff. The Judge also was a member of the
congress in which the republicans had control,
beginning with March 4, 1919, when over a bil
lion dollars were cut out of appropriation
measures passed by the house prior to that date,
tid for which Judge Hull voted. This may
have been merely a paper saving, but it surely
was appreciated by the American taxpayers.
If a panic ensued, it is traceable to the fact
that the democratic secretary of the treasury
would not consent in 1919 to the plan of the
Federal Reserve board for checking speculation.
but allowed the riot of extravagance to proceed
to the limit that forced liquidation and the con
sequent depression.
If trouble came to this country as a result
of inflation and the consequent necessity for1 de
flation, it is due to the unwisdom of the demo
cratic administration, of which Cordell W. Hull
of Tennessee, now national chairman of the
democratic rarty, was an influential member.
He does not show very good grace in seeking to
shift this responsibility onto the republicans,
who have sufficient of a load to carry because
of having to clean up the mess left by the Wil-
sonian group. j
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Victory for the Great American Home.
Margot Asquith, who is on lecture tour in
America now, has just had an amusing brush
with the wife of a Pullman conductor, in which,
one must say, the wife ot the tormer isntisn
premier came off second best.
As evidence of the "splendid way in which
she had been treated by Americans, Mrs.
Asquith delightedly told her audience of a "train
guard" calling her "honey" and transferring her
to a drawing room without complaint. To keep
up her reputation for shocking the natives, she
boasted of having autographed her photograph,
and giving it to the courteous conductor. ;
That was all very well till the Pullman con
ductor arrived at his home in the Bronx. A re-1
porter, rushed out to query him then. j ,
"Yes. I remember Mrs. Asquith just an or
dinary middle aged woman she looked. Whatj
would I be calling a middle-aged woman 'honey'
for in front of her manager and her maid? It's
ridiculous."
Then the reporter asked to see the-photograph.
"Where is it, Hat?" the conductor-asked
his wife. ''';
"It's not here," she replied. "I wouldn't have
it in" the house." ,
"Well, that's all right," cried the dutiful hus
band. "Doesn't matter where it is. I've, carried
famous people before." :
Once more has the integrity of the great
American home been maintained in face "of the dc-j
termined effort of alien hands to tear, it dbwn.j
Mrs. Asquith, with her impish delight in Scandal
izing what she regard as stodgy respectability
has been vanquished. YBut no one"! who has read
her memoirs or has the faintest inkling of her'
remarkable character will imagine that she got
anything but the keenest joy out of this rebuff.
Iowa's New United States Senator.
Governor Kendall of Iowa "upset the dope"
when he announced the. appointment of Charles
A. Rawson of Des Moines to be senator of the
United States ad interim, succeeding William S.'
Kenyon, who retires from the senate to accept.;
a place on the federal circuit bench. Political1
prophets had narrowed the field down to three,
neither of whom was Rawson, and a few looked
upon the selection of L. J. Dickinson, representa
tive from the Tntlvdistricf in congress, as cer-;
tain to succeed to the Vacancy :n the seriate. Gov
ernor Kendall undoubtedly acted advisedly,- and
with an eye to the service of the, country as well
as of his state., The new senator is well known
throughout Iowa as a successful business man,
for his service overseas with Y. M. C. A. work
during the war, and as the chairman of the state
republican committee during several heated cam
paigns. His knowledge of conditions in tiis own(
state and throughout the middle western region'
will undoubtedly incline him to the "farm-bloc"
attitude, while his record in politics and busi-i
ness will make him a useful supporter of the,
general policies of the president. Iowa's coming)
primary election promises to be interesting, ,be-l
cause vof the promised presence of at least three,
candidates for the unfinished term as senator,
which expires in 1925, the, voters being given the
responsibility of making choice the governor
felt" unwilling to decide.
Newspapers and Progress.
"There were .giants "in those days." Particu
larly is. this heard of old-time journalism. But
now Lee A. White of the Detroit News has slain
this Goliath myth with a pebble of truth.
Look back over the files of the old papers
that you boast about, Mr. White advises, and
compare them with the newspapers of the pres
ent. Anyone with half an eye would under the
circumstances be forced to admit that today's
newspaper is not only broader and fairer in its
treatment of the news but cleaner as vein
There is no newspaper now alive that is not
a better paper than it was 10, 20 or 50 years
ago. Progress has been necessary, and those
papers that did not advance with their times are
dcad. . : V "5 " -.-fl-i
The Husking Bee
Your Daij
Start ItWilhaLauih
NOON' AT SIXTEENTH AND FAR NAM.
A vagrant brtere Mot down the itrtet,
.PftpUyi an ankle slim and mat;
Ihit puylul win tj nnpt murn, 1 lay,
To while the hour of noon away.
Men Irtn agint the building strong
And listen to the wind! tweet long,
At it whirls and rddiet up the street
And pUy about the maiden.' feet
They oft' admire and riW an eje
To watch a flapper fair trip by:
They hope and pray the playful brreic
Will blow her tkirtt up to her knees,
Sonietimet it doc, and theie displayed
The art of Phoenix, silk parade;
I heard a man betide me moan,
"My goshl Look there, the roltt her own."
Men used to wear elastic band
'To keep their sleeves above their hands,
From observation I can say
The girlt don't wear 'em just that way.
Those naughty men, the giilt declare.
Will criicie whate'er we wear.
It may be true, but my heart breaks
To hear them call tit "Garter Snakes."
-J. M. O'NeiL
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PHILO-SOPHY.
If you profit from your mistakes it U well to
Invest the profits in another line of business,
e e e
Nothing succeeds as poorly as failure,
e
When Will Hays organizes that Sunday
school class in Hollywood, he will find the hor
rible example of Sodom and Gomorrah in
Genesis XVIII-XIX.
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ANY YOU BIRDS WANT A MATTRESS?
(From the Classified Ads.)
"Feather mattresses made from your own
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YES, YES, BUT WILL 'AT KIND BURN?
(Sign-at Thirteenth and Farnam.)
VICTOR WHITE
Cement
Coal
'That's the Kind We Have."
riped by Scout F. J. C.
Philo: Please state whether it would be cor
rect to refer to the postofiice as Postmaster C.
E. Black's "stamping ground?" P. B. X.
How to Keep Well
Pr Da, W, A, EVANS.
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liao i4 aveaia) el 4aa, .
ut i la l taa r ikUi at
la aaa, oili aa asa4 aaiMaally.
k)i la r. luaiuiMa, .km e
iaae4, 44j m 4 eette la aa
Um. lr. Ka , i t mmkt
I a eraatriee tar la4tie,iMl
iMMa. A4aieae lellare ia aare ef
It. Baa,
. (pxifUii !;
Dear P. B. X.: Perfectly correct, seems like,
so we'll letter ride but what has been keeping
us awake during working hours is, since Mr.
Black took over the postoffice, he signs himself,
"C. E. Black, P. M." What is his official sig.
during the forenoon?
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DEEP STUFF.
(Scottsbluff Star-Herald.l
A gazink who had accompanied a stock
train met a friend the other evening and we
overheard the start of what we thought was
going to be a real story. "I got off at the
depot an' went home an' the first thing I no
ticed was some blood spots on the kitchen
floor. An' then I see how everything was
mussed up, so that give me a kind of a start,
and I dropped everything and went on into the
living room and there was my wife stretched
out on the floor, plum unconscious, with a club
lvin' alongside her where somebody had
knocked her cold. It certainly was a terrible
tiling. '
.'"Here. I pile off the train all tired out after
bcinr in Kansas City wrestling them sheep to
market, and "
"What did the sheep bring?" inquired the
friend.
"Whatssa matter? Whasse matter? Whassa
matter? High Slug.
BR-R-R-R-R.
I feel the co!d wind whisk about
And wonder, as I sigh,
Where thit old wind was hanging out
Along 'bout last July.
TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT.
The father of twins owes his peace of mind
to his attention to little things.
TUT, TUT.
"Mayor Says Convinced
Dam Project Feasible."
(Headline in World-Herald, Feb. 11.)
No doubt the project is feasible, but why the
profanity?
NEW BLUE LAWS,
you can sit around the soda fountain drinking
all day long,
But the- soda fountain liquid doesn't make you
sing a song,
And it doesn't make you happy, and the reason
,is because
You can't get inspiration with the New Blue
Laws.
In the coming generation when you hear of
"booze" and such
You will tell the man who says the word to stop
his talking Dutch;
For Jhe only thing to quench your thirst will
be a sundae sweet,
And such, words as "wine" and "whisky" will be
termed as obsolete. j
Tf on Saturday you're feeling ill, take no medi
cine that night,
For it's apt to work on Sunday and you know
that won't be right; I
And if Sunday finds you dying, just remember
there's a clause
Which prevents it on a Sunday, in the New
Blue Laws. " L. E. C.
PNEUMONIA'S HARVEST.
Tor three mom lie iiimnott!a hat
heen making rdy for the hirvrst
It t"$n aowlnt? about yfovember 1
First, thare came a crop of eot.l.
mild flint they d(l not W the
affected children out of school nor
the affertt mm and women easy
iKim work.
They were triflitie an.! Um
thought 'of thun aa being forme ot
contagion and fr atlll na being
wadt of pneumonia.
The next crop wne one of tore
thrnata, severer coble and bronchial
con una.
lliere aMa. La were .rvrre ennimh
to kei many children out of a hool
anl to put many eiown monlo In
tii ror a cay vr two.
Still, the Warnlne- not lieailM.
Jtuve we not always had mil.! cnlrte
in Ik'cember and nre throat In
januaryr Ar not llvlne- yetT
"r'ahaw:" alj the Indifferent
on.
And now rVliriniry hua rami and
tne Harvest time la nt hum!.
Durlne Vehnmrv. March and
April we will r-ar the remit of the
neglect or colds during tho preced
lnr month.
Some year the April holm-aunt la
worto tnnn thnt or March thoush.
aa a rule, the latter month marks the
apx.
Ia there Anything wo can do about
It?
There la. TIiomj who are finan
cially able enn run nway to a clim
ate eueh aa that of California, Flor
ida, Arizona or the MiMlexIpid aotind
country. wher they can live all day
In the cool air of the out-of-doors.
But what tun the less fortunate
do? They can stay out nf doors every
minute their work will permit, and
they can .ventilate their hnimes and
work places during the hours they
muet stay In.
Pneumonia strikes at people of
alt ages from tho cradlo to the
grave.
The habiee muat he taken Into the
frenh air for aevaral hours a dny,
and the nursery must be kept fresh
at nlKhr.
The old must (trrase themselves,
put on warm wraps, and srat out.
TnoBe in tne prime or lire enouia
walk to and from work and thua
avoid crowded cars.
The days are petting: longer.
There la plenty of time to get out
and ckato awhile between work time
and sleep time or to anowslioe.
In very cold weather it is easy
to make a skatlnc pond out of any
piere of level ground in a city.
This policy, generally followed,
will do much to hold down the win.
ter pneumonia ravages. ,
Y1ie tta altare Ma eaiawaa Im! la Ha
Ma4 k rar la iliviw ear publir
ii riie is. i i.iiH .
-attknMkl ftrlrf. But SCO 4i II
alM ImI.i i, ik a.M af Ike rllrt
am,Hf rack tn. n muilll
l puMi.alL.,, Sal IKal lha 4Wr mar
haaw lia kM ea I e'rallag. Ike tte
- - a eranaaj ia enaarae a rt
mr naine aiiiraaaae terra-
w"'! iae stir Boi.t
Aaalnat the Calamity Hum li ra.
mniT, !!, Yb. JS. To thf
..nu. r ir Jllit nee: l a a fiu t Hut
ri-quirt-a na Kimno foe a
loan to admit hia niUmk'i. in fa.-e
"f oihars who rtemmiatrai that his
me-oiioa. uuiiiiM and priiiciiiirs are
in error.
n It la with the rfeniooratli!
I'era todny. They refuw to admit
I hair liilalake, w hen Die dally M.
provement In biihliirds has amply
indicated the poxlil.in tnken at all
time, .y the n -publican preas.
It l no exask-aratlon whan I fell
'U that In lOiireriiL'A u-ifli i.i.r.
Iianta daily aa I am j t t -II In
five illinium' talk what imer they
r-auiiir. ir nicy rad the
oriil-licriild the enainmcr heein
Mnsliiff Dm "Milieu." if they are
madlne The Itee they are an-lv
oi'tlmikilu and can see a umi
change and prosperity cumins- into
its own skuIii.
Can't wo pei-Hiiade your content
orary to nut on a "new reeor.r
and ii 1-1 in epreadtnK the goapel of
hope and expectancy for hatter
tiunaa? H.ivi-n t ihev had enough
riiouniineia und can I they he hniii-at
enough to admit what every min
know a who hits t)pcn 'Ihronali ihp
mill that It la always a republican
congreaa and administration that
lead uio country back to saw. con
"native prosperity after chasing
lulnbowa under the auldanco of
ueniocrutlo IcH.lernliln?
It r-iuirrs but u aencrul know!
edge of affairs for pant 30 years to
prove tliHt beyond lh perndventu
of a doubt to nny thinking man.
Kvcry traveling man In ,'ehraka
w ill be Indebted to you If yon should
no hiici eshful in Mhowing tho W.-lf.
Hie -rror of Its way and the W.-II.
would also owe you a drbt of crall
luiln should von iicconnillali Unit
happy result, und so sa-e them the
result of an Ignominious dafpaf. 1-
at where Inflicted because truth
hidden Is not defent but. an ex
ilbitlon of courage. But defeat In
vited by stubbornly refunlng to oncn
ne eyes and see the light of day is
cowardice,
OX
The moon l 11 milrs off hr Hack,
hul she will kwing h. k into It
eiiln, fu will everuhib tie.
in I ma old world yoi pay for
vnai )ou get sua suawer for what
you do. rinmier or later you ny
the fiddler, home of itiem are pay
ing now sin some are Mill dancing.
The world ! all right; some pf u.
do not finite understand her nm e (n
while. MOCKATF&
JUST A TRAVELING MAX.
Dear L. E. C, (Fellow Sufferer): Thanks
for the timely assistance. It's a good thing,
pass it along as the guy said to the sapp.with
the bottle. " ,
By way of appreciation and reciprocity, if
you find anything in the Husking Bee "breezy
enough to be dragged through a "Knot Hole,"
you're welcome.
.
A theory is an impractical plan for doing
something impossible. The prenuptial idea that
two can live as cheaply as one is a well known
theory. ' '
An optimist ,is a bird who formulates a noc
turnal alibi and then kids himself that his wife
will believe it.
.
ISN'T IT THE STUFF?
In the spring a woman's fancy
Turns to hats and will not stop
Till she triet on every bonnet
In the millinery shop.
SORRY FOR IT.
During the saloon days in northern Nebraska
a hotel bar-keeper named Art was arranging to
move to a new location, and at a banquet in his
honor a prominent merchant of foreign birth
responded to a toast, saying:
"You all know Art. We are sorry for it he
S going away. I tank you." R. L. N.
"
Most people spend more time worrying over
the things they haven't than in enjoying the
things they have.
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AFTER-THOUGHT: The question
How does it look? but, Is ft stylish?
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Infected Lymnh Glnnd.
Mrs. R. E. G. writes: "When my
son was 6 months old he had a bad
cold which settled in the right gland,
causing a large swelling: under the
ear. The doctor I had at the time
told me that in time the swelling
would probably go down, but if' not
to wait until it showed signs of
troubling the child.
"The child is now V2 years old
and the swelling is just the same,
only recently it seems larger to me.
but it may be my imagination. Be
ing larger than a walnut the swell
ing is disfiguring. The child is
above average weight, sleeps well
and eats well and shows no sign of
being troubled by this gland.
"Is this condition or tne giana
dangerous, and something I shall
have to watch, or should it be op
erated on now or later?"
REPLY.
Tour child has an Infected lymph
gland.
Such Infections result irom aruiK-
ing raw milk from tuberculous cows
or from absorption of bacteria
through the tonsils, nose, skin or
some other fodus.
In most cases the condition can be
cured by heliotherapy. Some cases
require operation.
The cause must be found and re
moved. It is not safe to. permit such
infections to go unattended to.
Obstructed Breathing.
M. C. writes: "A boy, 12 years
old. and his sister. 8, breathe with
their mouths open. The boy had
tonsils and adenoids Temoved. The
girl tonsils only; This was three
or four years ago.
"Can this have any ill effects?
Please tell me what to do to cure
them."
REPLY.
Tou should have a physician ex
amine the nose and throat. The
symptoms indicate some . obstruc-
tl0n' '
Or Bead a Comedy.
G. T. writes: "Male, 44 years old,
while witnessing moving pictures or
anything requiring the slightest
sympathy or argument, fills up with
tears and gulps. Cannot seem to
control it. Very embarrassing. Is
there anything to be done to stop
it?
REPLY.
Nothing except training himself
to control his emotions. Of. course
you might stick to slap-jack com
edies. See advertising pages.
BINers unit tho Mmlcs.
Missouri alley, la.. Feb. IS. To
he Editor of The Bee: And now we
have Doug, and Mary trying to tell
the world that they have honeRt
callouses on their hands from hon
est, worthy toil. Oh, Mark Twain,
come back with us again. Ring
Lardner, are you asleep or on a va
cation? McManus, your "Bringing
I'p Father" is losing its pep and
slipping. The "Gump" are but a
maze of meaningless lines as far as
any humor Is concerned. The "Kat
chenjammer Kids" is only for tots
In mother's lap.
The motion pfcture is a gveat
force. There ere pictures that you
cun witness. The plots ring with
the sweetness of human life and en
deavor. They portray evil and vir
tue mixed in the real and true pro
portions that leave you a better man
and a better woman for having seen
them, but they are dam few and far
between.
I do not believe in censorship of
the pictures. We have taken too
many legislative steps that stink of
czardoin already. . Things will right
themselves. The Arbuckle affair,
Taylor deal and Doug, and Mary's
sickening stunts are by a gyroscope
that will. swing the whole business
back into' decency again. We some
times think that things are going to
extremes and that some things are
carried too far, but it is all right.
.Morn About t'uncrr.
Hui ton. Nrh. h. 7 To the
FMilor of The Itee: Keferrlng lo a
rtlir of mine published .fatmsry &
under tho head line, " ilainines.
Cancer, " will s: Over lo.mw died
lust er from cancer, hut tell.
show Hist fhl harvest of d"uili
gathered u J out if every It nin
and 1 in every I women, and the
hurveat is J early Im-renHlng.
ine former srtlc o referred to In
tho l refitment fr exterim! ciiiper
Miile.1 if t.iken In time could be
cured bv local nonsurgical mean.
hut to prevent a noiblo recurrence
I ne patient should have roiiktltu-
ttonal treatment und he continued
sotuii time after tho local nianife
t.itlon ha disappeared. Internal
cancer can bo cured by cnnatltu
tional mrana alone, and far safur
than by uiery, the X-ray or ra
dium. Repented laboratory eperiouces
have di'iiioimtiNtrd, In a moat re.
marknblo nuuiner, the absnluta con
trolling effect f diet on tho'de
vt'lopmcnt of Inoculated cancer In
mice and rats, so that the procces
was i-hi'tked almost entirely by
vi-Kituble feeding. Any number of
ohHcrvciN. in many linds. hav re
corded the almost total absence of
cancer among aborlglner. living
simple lives, largely vegetarian and
eating their food wlhtont suit. They
have also shown the definite increase
of the dlseate and its mortality in
proportion to the adoption by the
natives of the customs and diet of
modern civilization. Tho Increaai
of cancer mortality seems to depend
largely upon thn altered conditions
of life attending advanced civiliza
tion, particularly along tho lines of
self-indulgence In eating and drink
ing, together with Indolence.
The results which have been ob
served In connection with the star
vation of cancer, by ligation of ves
sels leading to it. Illustrate tho rela
tion of blood upply t growing can
cer. Tho repented observation and
report of spontaneous disappearance
of cancer by careful medical men
showa that conditions of the system
which favored it may become an
tagonistic to malignant growth, even
when it has begun to take place:
just as other wrong conditions of
the system arose which favored the
diseased and malignant action of
previously normal cells, resulting in
tho mass which we call cancer, a
result of previously disordered sys
temic action.
Dr. Mayo says that cancer of the
stomach forms nearly one-third of
all cancers of the human body. It
presents very great difficulty of early
diagnosis as such, so that thus fur
it Is agreed that fully 50 per cent
Of the cases are fully diagnosed only
when it is already too lata to expect
any benefit from a surgical opera
tion. How very Important it is,
therefore, to recognize and thor
oughly treat the antecedents of this
insidious affection. The early symp
toms are commonly pain and dis
comfort, often after eating, loss of
apeptite, vomiting, loss of weight
and general weakness. Hut some
cases give practically no symptoms
until the disease is far advanced. In
other instances, and most frequently,
here is a long history of obstinate
dyspepsia and constipation. In oth
ers a sudden attack from Indiscre
tion in diet will disclose that there
was an ulcer preceding an already
developed cancer. ,
In cancer of the hreast surgeons-
are advocating and urging the re
moval of every tumor, however
kiiiult. III women (iter IS ar of
(. kt they becoru nialianant. Ail
i tie hum uevreaary la H t i.vnu
nd titnt liicla'ttly and Sry til or.
nushly h" lue.Uial ma'ir
and every trntst lutnor. ;r- rem-
lis abundantly shown (hat under
i-orist t dw tary assist loedb al Steal -ment
many tumor which had been
rerue-niw'4 tv surisoii as i-aii.-ei.
on hive disappeared and remained
absent Indt-nmlely. Jlow touch bai
ler I this plan than to submit to a
mimical operation or th removal
of the rret entirely, ,
lamer of the hp 1 1nrou
when left entirely alone, and con
stantly exposed lo Iho oidiii.tty Irri
tation uf Miiokinr. euiniit anil
onukiiiB. lo My noihing if an acid
Minn which we ! Und rrnl
in cancer iaca, It I no wonder
when the dlcraae once developed
lend trry tcit iinly to & condition
in the cltia. ton late."
Kvery kre, internal or exterpal.
of the body uf over lt month'
standing that doe not heal, and
stay hesli-d. by mild lueaaur. I
at least In the pin am ct oua at,
and if not irraU-d promptly ami via
oiuuxly Is v-rv liable lo develop Into
a real cancer.
ltt. M. V. CLARK.
UIITrUIN5nN'C'T
SIV VllliWWIl l
NOVEL
If Winter Conies
305th Thousand. $2.00
LITTLE, BROWN A CO, Pustl.b.re
pULBRANSEN
PLAYER PIANO
Nationally Priced
Branded in the Back.
White Houaa CountrvSeU
70O $600 495
The Art and Music Store
1513-15 Douglat Street
MERIT WINS
1,100 merchants near using tb
J. J. Cameron Credit Service
Save lot and educate tb ixopl to pay
promptly by using thl. .trvke.
Telephone DO u(Ia 7980
Watch Ua
ADVANCE COAL COMPANY
Burn
PERFECTO LUMP
The Semi-Anthracite Supreme
$13.00
par ton
ECLIPSE LUMP COAL
$9.25 per ton ,
A Good Pree-Burnins llilnoia Coal
Lamar's Furnace Lump, Ear of Nut,
i ' FranJilln County, Illinois
SI 1.00 per ton
ADVANCE COAL COMPANY
Office 1704 Howard St. AT 1813
Motherhood at 38.
Mrs. A. B. T. writes: "1. I am a
woman 38 years of age, in good
health, and above the average in
size 5 feet 9 inches recently mar
ried. Have been wondering if it
would be safe at my age to become
'pregnant.
z. Have my oones oecome so set
that it would be dangerous to my
life to have children at my age?
"3. If not, would the child be as
strong, healthy and normal as a
child born to a mother 10 years
younger than I?"
REPLY.
1. Reasonably so.
2. Not specially.
3. Yes.
The danger to you and your baby
would be slightly greater than if
you were 15 years younger, but the
difference is slight enough to be eas
ily offset by the gain for both of
you from above the average care.
Deeply Cut Prices on
Drugs and Toilet Articles
FRIDAY and SATURDAY
At the Sherman & McConnell Drug Stores
Make a Practice of Buying Your Drug and Toilet Needs at Drug Stores Real Up.
to-the-Minute Drug Stores That Specialise in These Lines Such are Sherman &
McConnell's.
Week-End Candy Special
$1 CHOCOLATE ITALIAN
CREAMS Per lb. . .59
DELICIOUS.
Friday and Saturday '
Pure Food Pantry Specials
75c Ballardvale Grape Jam, 39c
M lb. Symond's Inn Cocoa, 19c
UAb. cake Symond's Inn Bak
ing Chocolate 19c
Vi lb. Opeko Tea, black or
green 34c
t lb. Opeko Coffee 28c
35c Symond's Inn Vanilla
Extract 24c
40c Symond's Inn Lemon
Extract . 24c
Patent Medicines at
Sharply Reduced Prices
$1.25 Peptona 98
60c Caldwell's Syr. Pepsin, 44c
$1.25 Nujol 94
30c Phenolax Wafers 18c
$1.10 Tanlac 83
$1.00 Lavoris 84
25c Hinkle Tablets 19J
30c Laxative Bromo Quinine,
at 23d
25c tube Zinc Ointment. . .1.9
40c Castoria 24
50c Milk of Magnesia, Phillip's
or Riker's .37c
SI. 10 Nuxated Iron 84c
25c Carter's Pills 17c
Borden's Malted Milk
50c size for. 39d
$1.00 size for S4c
$3.75 Hospital size... 2.89
10-lb., $6.50 size, this sale
for S4.89
None Better Than
Borden's.
Yeast Tablets
$1.10 Alexander's Vitamine
Capsules for 94
$1.00 Grant's Vita Vim Yeast,
Tablets 84
Should Call It a "Foundation."
The proposal to establlfh a
"Kaiser Wilhelm memorial charity,"
with a view to gathering funds to
meet national obligations, cannot
fail to arouse the objections among
German citizens that there is no
such person as a kaiser and that
there ought never to have been one.
Washington Star.
What the World Needs.
We are not Interested in the pro
posal to add another month to the
year, but we would like to see a
few more hours added to the cus
tomary 24, say, for instance, two or
ttiree more switched in about the
time the alarm clock gets busy.
Milwaukee antinel. .. ..
FREE! 25c
Jar Rexall Shamnoo Paste with
every bottle . of Rexall "93"
Hair Tonic. For dandruff,
falling hair, etc 81.00
This Deal for the Balance of
This Month Only.
25c Puretest Epsom Salts, full
pound 14
LO URNAY'S
Exquisite Toilet Articles
Are stocked at all of our
stores, but a special demonstra
tion is being given these articles
at our 16th and Harney St.
Store. Friday and Saturday we
will give FREE a beautiful
flacon of dainty L'lle D'Amour
Perfume with any purchase of
Lournay Toilet Articles, and
they are so reasonably priced.
Try this one, for a starter
Friday and Saturday only: Lonr-
nay"s Qui Sait Talc, only 19
CIGARETTES
CAMELS, per package. . . .155
LUCKY STRIKE, pkg. ...15
CHESTERFIELDS, pkg. ;,.15tf.
SOAP SALE
Don't miss this chance to
stock i up , - .
5c Haskin's Cocoanut Oil Sosp,
per cake ... .......... ,'...3j
2 cakes for 5
1 dozen cakes ........ 25c
1 gross (144 cakes). .2.90
25c Woodbury's Soap. . . . -19
25c Packer's Tar Soap.. ,.19J
Fairy, Ivory or Wool Soap,
2 for i.ISc
LUX ..... 9c
FANCY GOODS
25c Mavis Talcum ...... .17c
60c Cocoa Butter Cold Cream.
a' 4 Ic
50c Java Rice Powder. .. .33
$1.50 Bouquet Ramee Toilet
Water 98c
$1.25 Houbigant's Ideal or
Quelques Fleurs Talc. 89c
35c Holmes' Frostilla 23c
50c Pcpsodent Tooth Taste, 34e
50c Pebeco Tooth Paste... 34s
$1.25 Piver's Azurea, Le Trefle
or Floramye Face -Powder,
' at 74C
25c Golden Glint 18c
65c Creme Marquise, orange
flower, skin , food . . . . ; -44c
v
Cor. 16th and Dodge.
Cor. 24th and Farnam.
GENERAL OFFICES:
Cor. 19th and Farnam. Cor. 16th and Harney.
Cor. 49th and Dodge. Warehouse, 509-11 So, 12th St.
Second Floor Nineteenth and Farnam Street.