THE fiEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY. DECEMfcEK 10, lyjl. TheOmahaBee DAILY (MUHNlNCi) EVENING SUNDAY 1HC DEE rUBUSHINO COMPANY jjcuon b. cpdikc rubiiihw MEMDER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tha frrw. m Muea TM Mas m a mint. It as- ihuiir uiulwt la Ike we to muiik:ua u U as disMirsjes simiiiss) u II M oti.rus amUied la ibis aspm, and alss the Iur4l am iw.hl hitin. all rtitita at wmBllcsiioa at sur mmuI dHioim ait alas raaaned. Tht nsisha Bee is a awalMr of tht audit Rurata at Cirao litluat, Uit Ncciilud tuUiorliy an olrmiUuoa audita The circulation of The Omaha B SUNDAY, DEC. 4, 1921 72,362 THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY CHARLES S. YOUNG. Buafaaaa Maaaftr ELMER S. ROOD, Circulation Manaasr Swam 4a and subscribed kefare ma this (Ik slay ol Dactmbtr, 1921. (Seal) W. a QUIVEY. N alary Fastis AT Untie 1000 BEE TELEPHONES Prints Branch Exchane. Atk for the Department or Person Wanted. For Mirhl Ctllt After 10 P, M.t Editorial Department, AT lantio 1021 or 1042. OFFICES Main Of flea 17th and Farourn Co. Bluff, U Scott bu South Bide 49.5 8. 14th St, Na York 28 Fifth Ava. Washington 1111 0 St. Chicago- 121S Wrlftty Bid. rrl. Franca 420 Rua 6t. Honora The Bee's Platform 1. Naw Union Patiengar Station. 2. Continued improvement of the Ne braska Highway,, including tha pa. ment with Brick Surface of Main Thoroughfares leading into Omaha, 3. A ahort, low-rate Waterway from the Cora Belt to the Atlantie Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. The New Party's Platform. With all its preliminary movements attended tc in detail, the new-born Progressive party makes its appeal to the voters of Nebraska on a platform that deserves to be closely studied. Not merely because it is all inclusive, but because some of the things it sets forth in alluring form as generalities must be carefully examined in order that the voter may know exactly what is meant. Political platforms too frequently fail of expressing exact meanings, and, perhaps, it may be asking too much to pin the parties down to . particularities, l et, wncn a piann nas to qo witn specific grievances, it ought to propose a remedy that is understandable by any, and which does x not mean one thing to one man and another to another, and is finally capable of being inter preted in such fashion as to cheat the hopes of both. That sort of politics is unfair, no matter by whom it is practiced. In the platform adopted at Grand Island promises of reform in the administration of, Ne braska's business affairs are freely made, together With the reduction of taxes. This is easy to pledge, but may not be so readily achieved. What is more interesting right now is contained in these paragraphs, which may be overlooked by the casual reader of the preamble: Prices for farm products must not be per mitted to go below the cost of production, plus Wages must not be'perniitted to go below the cost of living at American standards with a margin for old age. ' a Those sentences mean something, or they mean nothing. What is the cost of production of a bushel of wheat, for example? Experts of the Department of Agriculture reported to Sec retary Houston about three years ago that they could not determine the unit cost of producing a bushel of wheat, because the elements of the prooiem vanea too grcatiy. u mis is true, ine promoters of the new party have set themselves to a hopeless task, if they are honest, or place reliance on their ability to befuddle voters by loose and inaccurate statements, along with snecious nromiscs thev do not exoect to fulfill. What is the American standard of living? Who fixes it? And, after all else is said, who is there to determine for any man or woman what his or her standard of living is to be? In Omaha a workman drives his own car; another, em ployed by the same concern, with the same hours and wages, has trouble to meet his living cx- . penscs. What is to be the determination be tweeen inese iwoi i Political prophets who profess to settle such questions offhand are open to the suspicion that thev are not especially profound in the science they pretend to practice, or they are not entirely ' sincere in their professions. The Progressive party may make headway, but it will do a better job if it take on one thing at a time, and not undertake to put over an omnibus job of re forming at a single sitting. Dying Memories of the' War. When a week has been crowded with interest and excitement, one often remarks on how swiftly it has passed. A week is long only when nothing much has happened. It is that way with years, too. History has been made with great swiftness since 1914, and it is hard to realize that seven years are past since the opening of the world war. The freshman class of a great university, tsked to give the date and result of the first iattle of the Marne, has been stumped. Not one of those boys and girls knew the story of the laving of Paris. Naturally a great many unkind things are being said about this. A more :houghtful and charitable observer, however, makes the point that when this battle was fought ihe college freshmen were between the ages of 10 and 12 years. In the last seven years so great has been the rush of events that it is not sur prising to find they have forgotten or missed some. t, There is not the vividness about the victorious advance ot the allied armies that there once was. The stories of the starving people of the in vaded regions seem today a little unreal. Those who did not actually bear arms are a good deal like the college freshmen, and the names and scenes of the great war are passing from the minds of men to take their place in books. Testing the Zoning Ordinance. Holding up the erection of an apartment bouse through means of a restraining order will apply another test to the zoning ordinance. Last summer a court order set aside the objections of residents in one district to the erection of a church in their neighborhood. This point has not been definitely decided, for an appeal has been taken, and the subject is, therefore, in abey ance. The apartment house comes next, and it in turn will be followed by the merchandising establishment, and then the factory, for each of these will be objected to in turn as they under take tcnvade the region sought to be maintained for purely residential purposes, To be lure, there it little, if any, comparison between church and an apartment house, or between either of thee and a store or factory, but all seem to have in some degree a quality that it objected to by the home owner. A reasonable regard for proprieties supports the desire to keep exclusive residential districts safe from invasion. When the city cem mission adopted the zoning ordi nance prepared by the planning board, it was after considerable debate and solely with the thought of making conditions that would be un derstood by all and not onerous or burdensome on any. Whether its restrictions are reasonable and wholly within the power of the city to es tablish must be left to the courts for decision. Changes Due in Rail Policies. The spotlight will be on the Interstate Com merce commission December 14, when hearings on the general rate situation will begin. President Harding set the stage for this significant meet ing in his recent address to congress, where he said: "The existing scheme of adjusting freight rates has been favoring the baaing- points, until industries are attracted to some centers and repelled from others. A great volume of un economic and wasteful transportation has at tended, and the cost increased accordingly," "' Here is a matter in which the middle west, ought to take a vital interest. Scarcely a town of any considerable size in this region ihat-ftgs not some once prosperous manufacturing plant now closed or merely dragging on account of un favorable freight rates that give the advantage to competitors clear across the continent. The president speaks what is in many minds when he urges a check on the concentration of manu facturing in the overcrowded centers and the encouragement of local enterprise. More of the raw. products of the farms should be re fined out here instead of being shipped back and forth across the nation. Thus could costs be cut and employment the year 'round be as sured for labor in the. rural districts. Congressman Jefferis, speaking before the bankers of the state, touched on this proposal on the same day Mr. Harding did. New basic points for figuring freight tariffs should be es tablished in the interior instead of on either coast, he declared. The determination of the railroads to compete with traffic by ship through the Panama canal was condemned. There is no public policy which calls for hauling goods by rail that can be more cheaply carried by sea. It is, however, imperative that the rail roads should serve the great landlocked interior as cheaply as possible. New basic points for rail tariffs must be selected; on this the' mid dle west should take a firm stand. Mr. Jefferis urged that support be given some middle western man for appointment to the vacancy on the Interstate Commerce commis sion. This, too, is a good idea. President Harding has outlined a revolution in transportation methods. It is now up to Nebraskans, Iowans and those of the neighboring states to carry the movement on to completion. Watson's Remarkable Performance. Some folks may be moved to ask whether the inquiry into the charges made against the of ficers and nurses of the A. E. F. by Senator Thomas Watson of Georgia should not be ad journed until competent alienists have had an opportunity to examine the complainant. The performance he staged in the senate when he was making his scandalous charges caused won der as to whether he was entirely in his right mind, an impression that will be heightened by his threat to assault an army officer who was one of a group listening to the proceedings be fore the committee that is conducting the in quiry. Well-balanced men seldom behave as Senator Watson is doing. It is interesting to note, in this connection, that one of the letters Senator Wason read into the record was signed Thomas F. Gowran of Albany, N. Y., formerly regimental sergeant major, inspector general's department, Forty second division, who writes of himself: I admit frankly that I did not honestly do my duty while in this office. I was the ste nographer. I knew the court-martial manual. Trial judge advocates were appointed who be fore they went into service were . grocery clerks, oil salesmen, etc., and the court-martial manual was simply a bunch of words, and the form used in the conduct of a trial usually started at the wrong end and wound up in the middle. I am glad to say that my knowledge of procedure, which I learned in the judge ad vocate's office, was of material help to mc in mixing up the reports of trials,, which, of course, in many instances, threw the case out or forced the commanding general through recommendation of the division judge advocate to cut the sentences imposed by the court to a mere matter of detail with the accused's company- Regrettable as it is, tlire is no way to reach this soldier who constituted himself the "deus cx machina," and substituted his own judgment, dishonest as he knew it to be, for that of the court of which he was a servant. He will be a splendid witness for Watson, but his presence is only further proof of the weakness of the sena tor's case. It is a good thing for the world that all the soldiers were not of this stripe. ' Germany, too, is in favor of an international currency, which will help it to make good on the billions of paper marks it has put out. We may expect that Russia will also endorse the plan. The United States, however, remains the only (Country capable of paying its debts. The ex-kaiser is reported to have written a book. It will be interesting if he will only tell who and what induced him to think he could put it over when he started in 1914. The governor's price probe at Lincoln has developed that some prices came down and others stayed up. This may surprise a few folks, but not many. In Russia 35,000,000 people are reported to be in imminent danger of death from starvation, a notable commentary on the efficiency ot bol-shevism. Fewer deaths reported lor the year just clos ing encourages the life insurance man. Perhaps life is more worth living, or death too costly. Eamonn de Valera may console himself with the thought that he is not the first leader who had to be "content with less than he hoped for. The I. C C "hopes" for lower freight rates. We thought its chief business was to make rates. Harding's tariff plan is liked by the senators, which means it is to have democratic disapproval. The f Siar Husking Bee 's Your Day It With a Laufth RUFF STUFF. Oh. gentle muse, with your soft, soothing ways, Off have 1 wooed yon wnue singing my lays, Your touch on tny heart strings, soft, gentle and kind, Has brought glad expressions of love to my mind. Oh, muse now lay off of the soft, gentle stuff, Lay on the muscle and treat me right rough, Can the soft pedal and turn on the juice, Hand me ju-jits till I yell like the deuce. Crab my typewriter, that trusty machine, Swat me a wallop on top of the bean, Follow that up with clout with brick, Land on my slats with a heart-rending kick. Break the monotony of love-poem class, Connect up my think tank and turn on the gas, Jazz me and razz me with noises accursed, Beat on my car drums tilt they almost burst. Haze me till I see the sun, moon and stars, Take a few hints from your old daddy Mars, When you've done all this then I'll have in spiration To say what I think of enforced vaccination! a a e PHILO-SOPHY. When a man succeeds it's brain when he fails it's luck. e If life seems a shadow the chances are you are standing in your own light. a The packers' strike brings to mind the thought that there is a shade of difference between get ting work out and getting out of work. Modern problem of medical science vac cinating a flapper where the scar won't show. An idle breeze Babe Ruth threatening to knock Landis for a home run. The Babe will have to swing lively to bust his record next year. His season doesn't open until a month after the regular schedule, a HAPPY BILL. Willie isn't very well. Guess he's got a bilious spell, Doctor says he needs some beer Just to keep his system clear. C. R. SPORTS. Now on! Great International Contest Re ducing the Navyl Taxpayers of winning coun try cop cash prize as nucleus for savings ac count. All entries laying down "arms win money award and benefit of peace prices on luxuries formerly prohibited under the guise of neces sities. , " Bonds of brotherly love will extend 'round the world like policeman hugging hired girl. After disarmament conference only war left will be between Prohibition and the United States. And there's no tax on home-brew I Annual six-day bike race pulled off this week in east. For 31 consecutive seasons six-day pedaling contest has kept riders busy while New York sleeps. Only darb feature we could ever see in six-day grind is that it gives husbands an excuse for staying out nights. Participants in a wrestling match sometimes lock 'emselves in a fond embrace, lie down on the mat and doze off for a couple of hours, while spectators cheer 'em on with hearty yawns, but six-day bike racer goes into trancefrom which nothing can arouse him until he finishes a little, week. And even the wheels are tired. YOU SAID IT, PAUL. i Dear Philo: If Saint Xavier is a college, it goes to prove that Saint Vitus must be a danc ing academy. Ill fares the team, to hastening ills a prey, Where bribes accumulate and men won't play. How to Keep Well Br DR. W, A. EVANS, Quattlaaa cencaralnf hrflane, tanlla. tlaa aad prevsatiaa el diaeata, tub. milted la Dr. Evana br readers af The Baa, will bt liiMrW artanaUV. aubiacl la proper Umllaitaa, wkere a stamped, addressed aaveloa la at) closed. Dr. Evana w II Bat maba diagnosis er arttcriba far Individual diseases. Addrtta letters In care af Tba Baa. Copyright. 1931. br Dr. W. A. Evana. As a man is known by the company he keeps, a newspaper is known by the company it ad vertises. ours,' P. R. B. WE DON'T KNOW 'EM, EITHER. Dear Philo: In looking over a pamphlet per taining to the building trades I note that "the words 'carpenter' and 'joiner' are anonymous." Cope. HAPPY. A novel says "They feU in love, And they were happy very," From which we judge This man and dove Decided not to marry, IF YOU ARE WELL BRED. You will not ask a girl to. be your wife while you are married to. another. a EVERY LITTLE MOVEMENT. See where Walter Camp has doped out a new system of exercising the muscles, set to phono graph records. If the records. are jazz we have an idea of what the exercises consist. Ex-kaiser is to marry again, it is rumored. We have always contended that old Bill was cracked, THE CLUBWOMAN,. ' It's wash the dishes, Polly, Also the kitchen floor, And then before you've rested Go back and wash some more. I wish I'd been an Indian, Their way was best, it's proved, When the wigwam got too mussy They just got up and moved. Plague take the bric-a-brac, And all the things we tat, The only things not dusty Are the books and my new hat. -C. M. e HE'S THERE. We like the cheerful Smiling guy, Who always says "You Bet, IU try." a a - It is. we opine, going to be a disappointment to old Santa if he doesn't find a little something on the sideboard to warm and cheer the inner man. a a One can get plenty of ready-to-wear clothing it one has plenty of ready-to-pay money, a a a Some people believe in having music in the home, while others just buy a phonograph and a bunch of jazz records and let it go at that. ISNT IT THE TRUTH? Christmas if a time of joy, Everything's in trim, Happy is each girl and boy Full of trimming vim; Watchful waiting is the worst Thing they all agree. So they trim old father first Then they trim the tree, a AFTERTHOUGHT: Getting colder we fear a frosty dew. . liULU, THE 100 YEAR RACE. When the American Publlo Health nssoclatlon met In November to celebrate the riftifth annual meeting- it featured a banquut In honor of Dr. (Stephen Smith, the man who when health commiHniur of New York 1'ltV roll. .it Inulh.. m of "Jinltnrliind to pln a flht aitulmit cholera ami in that way started their anaoiiatlon. Vr. Stephen Smith will be 0 veare of a no en February Si next. However, Dr. William J I. Welch, prenlding as toast matter at a ban quet to the patriarch, unld that In countlnsr aire we should flsrure from the date of coneeptlon rather than the date of birth, and on that hanie Dr. Kmlth was within a few months of belmr 100 yearn old. It will be recalled that the Xtev. W. E. Jtarton employed the snnie method In proving untrue certain Jtoriea to the cffei t that Abraham Lincoln was lint thn inn nf Thnm Lincoln. lr. Smith, responding, told his audience how to live to an active, vigorouH old ase. lie iravA tha ninnr Tirnmlnnni tilnnn In his list to pood parentuge. One of Dr. Smith's slHters lived more than hundred years. He agreed with Dr. Welch that careful mleo tion of ancestors, parents, grand- DHrentft. nnH rPMt.frranrlna.antu was the first duty of the person who LMuiineu 10 worn union noura at an years. Hfl Pftrifarlnllv atpACfuarl , Via slty for right living, Cailingr it per- IV1;it,V th mi .afl 11 rl tiarbnla ViaA ..UH.,.,.U (rvVl'IU HUtl VTf IllCH mm asking for his formula for a lOmr Jinri ItRnflll Mfei mricr sir Interpolating facts about themselves. To those who wrote they could not eat esgs he replied, "Then cut '"em uui. isur. 10 inose wno wrote they could not drink milk he anHwered, "Drink more milk." X11S OWn riipf hflfl hOAn varv , mrtl. mostly milk, cereals, vegetables, n .1 . . : . ; . i. . , ..... mm mm, wuii meai oniy at ratner long Intervals. To thORP whn tirnta ai a r1riy am remedy or "brand," as some of them called it. he replied that "he had none, unless wnrlr urlflinnf wn.n, could be called such." xiA thnilrrhr thora tuna rtrdnfU.1l.. no harm in even excessive work If It was not mixed with worry. He had not harmed himself by the use of alcoholic hpcrnr or tobacco. Nor WHS III riealtrl a V,o r in lnnn. evity. During the first 60 years of his lifp. hp was nnt vlfrnrA,,. T-TI ..vi. T.f,VS.UUO. poor digestion made it necessary for mm io nve on a very simple diet. Some Medical Testimony. M. C. O. B., an ex-magistrate. sends an account of a woman In New York who. having been eharsred with burglary, pleaded that she had nypotnyroidlsm'A physician testi fied that hypothyroidism was due to a lack of thyroid secretion and this caused the sufferer to take things. The magistrate said he could not see the point, but he was willing to accept the doctor's word for It and let her go this time. As an ex-magistrate M., C. O. B. thinks this is a bad precedent and if followed might open the door to let many criminals escape. REPLY. Fortunately with regard to thy roid secretion it is possible to per fect the evidence. By means of a metabolism test, which the magis trate might have, ordered, it is pos sible to tell whether a patient has 10 per cent thyroid secretion or 100 per cent, or 150 per cent. Not so with the secretion of the other ductless glands. Had the evidence related to over-amount or Insuf ficiency of some other ductless glands the court might have had to draw straws to decide whether to accept or reject the medical testi mony. However, it looks to me as f tlie physician was mixed at that. The thyroid has only a moderate effect on sanity or insanity. A person with too little thyroid is not apt to taka what belongs' to her, to say nothing of what belongs to the other fellow. A sentence to confine ment during which she would take thyroid with a provision for release after she had become normal would have been about right. Offers Many Perils. J. ftt. P. writes: "About two months ago , a gland in my neck, between the chin and right ear, swelled. I saw a local doctor and he advised me to have it removed. I went to a hospital and the doctors there said I had tonsilitis and that the Infection o tho gland was from that, so they operated and re moved the tonsils, saying the gland probably would go down to normal. My throat is thoroughly healed and the gland is swollen about the size of a plum and seems to be very hard. Lately it has begun to give me. slight pains in it, as well as in the neck close to the gland, woulrt you advise me to have it removed? Is there any possibility of this gland going back to normal and what treatment could I use? "What Is liable to develop if I let It go too long without having it removed?" REPLY. This gland is infected. The gate of Infection may have been the tonsil, the gland having been over loaded with infection before tne tonsil was removed. The infection may be with pus germs. Infection with tubercle bacil li from drinking . raw milk from tuberculous cows Is another possi bility. Most glands of the kind de scribed can be cured by treating them with sum rajs. Some need operation. There is more than a possimiuy that the gland will go back to normal. Tf left alone it may sup purate, discharge, and cause scrof ula. Tuberculosis of the lungs is a possibility. ' Dividends Already. Slnne thp marines were nlaoed on mail trains, the net result of at- t.mnla tn m M nn Tinrle Sam IS three dead bandits. Perhaps the out laws will learn fometmng aiier a while. Detroit Free Press. WINGLESS VICTORY. Clou-la r durt alonr the trail, S-ep Into hl mouth and eyea, Llka relent!?, leaden rain. Pelting him from aullen eklae. Las-alng- feet In ailken dut. Lift with labored, rhythmle beat; Tet ha rlrKi hinwlf ahead. v ny aoea doi me wan icuw i Why will not tha fool retreat T Safety calls to him. "Turn back!" Eaa points out a wayside Inn Snugly off the dusty track. Worst ef -all. like wraitha of fear. Tale processions pars in flight; Ghosts of men whose liaht of day Suddenly turned blackest night. "Doom and dole." they rail, "await; Dole and doom are ambushed here!" CboKe4 with dust ha forgea oa Fast tha last redoubts of fear. Racked with pain, he wlna his goal. But the rout that ran amuck OiHhers. "Ssy, that's pretty oft! If we only had h'a lU'-k!" KUaa Llebermaa la the New Tors. Times. (The Ilea afters Ha columns freely to Its rraeVre ttlin rare t UI-ciim any auhlie Ural kin. It riUrta (hat Inters toe eMauftHtily brief, nut ater 8MI words. II eUei Insists that I lie name of Hie writer aeruaiiMtiy reeh latter, not iteerssarUv fur publication, but that Hie editor may know a lilt whom he la dealing. 'I ha lira lines Hoi pretend to rndoraa or accept tlewa ur oplnlone rvpreaaed by corre- apomlrnla In I he l-llrr Uui.) Winching tho Convention. ' Beward, Neb,, Deo. 4. To the Editor of The Hee: This Is tho week of the mans convention of the new third political party to be held at Urand JnIiiiuI. Of coiiiho, Taylor of ('inter county, in conjunction with KilKnr Howard of Columbus, will stand Xo it It as brilliant and force ful exponents of a new era in which all tho blt-HMlngs of paradim- will be pronged with nothing but hiulea to en Joy In the end. It is pleasing to nolo thut the new cnterpriNo Is un der such brilliant londcrvhlp. The public Will witti'li tho wheels go ii round and take especial note of the grlnt that comes from tho mill. The lack of personal ambition and tho unalloyed devotion of their souls to the cauuo of the people are so well known thut nobody should be deceived. But there Is some truth in the saying that some people like to be humbugged. AHTHUK V. SHAFFER. On the Farm Hand's Side. Denlson, la., Nov. 2S. To the Editor of The Bee: It surely sur prises follows, who think they have a Jobless winter ahead, to read the Itdter- from "Emma D. K.," Craw ford, Neb. Fellows that worked all summer on the farm for $35 a month and then lose their places. after coriihusklng, because the farmers think they can't afford to feed a man all winter. I, for In stance, would be very glad and thankful if the lady could give me Bny information regarding tho farmers and ranchers who need men tills winter. If you want help, just holler. I, for one, am ready. D. DEPPELER. 0 JJL. ' OX Answer to Kiimiu P. K. Red Onk., la., Dec. 1. To the Editor of The Bee: Some time ago another farmer frqm Greeley was heard from, but I thought surely there were not many like that, since they tell us of late years the farm ers take so many daily papers they know as well as the town people about questions of the day. It is perhaps a little out of the ordinary to tax the farmers to help with any charity work in the cities. Yes, be cause never to my knowledge Jias a farmer or bunch of them contrib uted In any way to help a poor fam ily In town. I was practically raised in a small inland town. When I was a baby my father lost his farm. We moved to town, but he always worked for the farmers un til the past 10 years, as that was all he knew, and is considered one or the very best stock men and can handle horses and all kinds of ma chinery like very few know how to. He has worked in most parts ot Iowa and Kansas and some in Ne braska and South Dakota, and now he will say "The Hired Man" and the "Hired Girl" in town or coun try are about equal. There has been The Black and White Votes (A. I.. Jackson in the Chicago Defender, lotoreu.; We agree with the president that a solidly democratic south and a sol idly republican black vote anywhere is a hindrance to the best interests of the country. They both exist be cause of the short-sightedness and prejudice of white political leaders in the south. We are republicans because we cannot help ourselves. The south is democratic because It won't help itself. If the south would forget Us foolishness long enough to help us become the best kind of Americans we are capable of becom ing with any kind of an even break in the economic and industrial con test, many of us would be only too glad to back a deserving democrat at the polls with our vote if he was tho man for the office, as we have done repeatedly in elections in New York City and other places. The south has persisted in overlooking the fact that we as a people are grateful to those who befriend us and have gone long distances to prove that gratitude and will go fur ther. The president will accomplish lit tle unless ho backs up his talk with deeds. The so-called race problem is a'national onfi; so is the task of leading a political party. So far wo have failed to see a single appoint ment of an able member of our race to any political ofUce of service or responsibility in tho north, much less in the south. We would point out to the president that some of his Btrdngest supporters in the senate and In congress come from those dis tricts in which we not only live and work, but in which we vote and where our votes count. We wait, Mr. President, with patience and anxiety for the ttction which shall fulfill the spoken word. Good old Teddy Roosevelt acted and talked about it afterward. We are willing to try both methods, but we want action. Age-Old Human J'olly. The great European war was not a new experience in human history, it was merely a repetition of an age old human folly, an attempt to set tle a quarrel and remedy a grievance by wholesale murder and destruc tion; and. though It was a struggle on a wider stage, on a larger scale, with more deadly instrumentalities. It was In its essence the old folly repeated and multiplied. Everit B. Terhune in the Boot and Shoe Recorder. Battleship Poor. Enough figures and facts on arm ament economics already have been revealed to indicate that one of the things which chiefly sils tho I'nited States today is that it is battleship roor. So are other naval powers. St. Louis Post. CENTER SHOTS. Memory test: With what well known bird is the cranberry asso ciated? Chicago News. Beer may be good for an illness, but illness is good for a beer. Flint Journal. Babe Ruth will sing in vaudeville, and the audience may break some home-run re c o r d s. Muskegon Chronicle. Women are said to be rapidly ln rrpasintr in lipit-lit. Do you sup pose it comes from standing up for j their rights? Toledo Llade. ! Correspondent suggests a tag day ; to raise money for the soldiers' j bonus. Why not? There is still one Friday left in each year that is not ! a tag day. Richmond Times Dis- ; patch. Russia Is said to be rrfidy to ! recognize" the oM imrial debts, j Why not? yttite a number cf Euro- ! t-ean nations "recocnize" their debt' to this r-ountry. Greenville (.S. C. Piedmont i t so much said about the treatment of the kIi'Ih, but it Is also true of the farm lunula. If thev ai paid anything; like wages the farmer thinks lie owns him, not to any he I always lilvcn tho worst bed in the holme, nearly always an attlo room, cold in winter ninl unbearably hot In summer. Meals (if all sorts, dirt nnd tlUh In some places, which girl could help nnd remdy, but a man must put up with it. Now, my' husband Is a railroad man. lie worked at tho hardest kind of work for seven years to learn his trade, only to be laid off a year ago now. We have had to leave our home, which we were buy ing, and move to another town In a different part of the state In order to get Ills kind of work again. In our homo town 1 positively know of one farmer who thought all of us mado so much In town and wanted Homef It for himself. A little more than two yeurs ago ho moved to town and got what ho considered Mg pay at one of tho large poultry plants. He stayed ono year and was glad to go buck to the farm. "Why, be says, "we pay so high for every thing we had to eat and it is Just money out nil the time." And ono farmer's wife said to me ono time that she would not mind living in town if she knew she could always Viova thn iniinpv in meet all the little l. 111.. ,!... ...aha nl.irrl.rtf nnm nir 1 H ' unis liull ncis ixtn t u ... n .... Yes, that Is what keeps us all guessing, as well as working and iilannlns in every way to meet them. - , M RS. H. H. P. ft. Yes, I know what "A Rail- road Man's Wife" is talking about, too. "Three cheers' for her. There lire only three in our family and in this town $30 a month would Just pay for our grocery, meat and milk. America and Ireland. Milford, Neb., Dec. 3. To the Editor of The liee: I notice in The Bee today a letter from Alfred Adams, who, in part, asks tho American people to lend their aid and sympathy to tho cause of Ire land and stating there will be no peace in Europe till Ireland is free. I would say, we are Americans and have enough to attend to with our own affairs, and if anyone wants to spend his own money on. Ireland or any other country let them do so, but let our country keep out of other people's affairs. I would like to know if the British Isles, Eng land, Ireland, Scotland and Wales, are not all governed by the same constitution and general laws ex cept in local affairs. England, Scot land and Wales are happy and con tented, why not Ireland? It must be some disturbing element in Ire land that is not for the best for the whole people. If we have a few in America who want to mix in, I would say go over there and do so. They are not Americans. I am an American, first, last and all the time. G. W. WOODRUFF. lliiLaaV i.i ' 'i-i-i-ai-. Tj-tij-'i r. sag -ZTL.. " - I aiainK r.i".K profound expnwston oP artistic tafenti. cTh? youl oPflie artfr f' pour forfli rihQZxx& iful interpretation irv (lie presence ofjer; son&t friends. (Jkf sxich times (he Jiann is rondl regarded by its fortunate otimer a. pure goldme finest instrument; of music ike world has ever kriowrv.. This Store carries new ancV used Pianos and Players, fron S150 and better. 3V 7Ramy(Vrt 1513 Douglas Street THE ART AND MUSIC STORE When in Omaha Hotel Henshaw Dependable maids can be found by using a Bee Want Ad. Holiday Gifts Harmonicas, Accordions, Blow Accordions, Toy Cornets, Kazoos, Humanitones, Music Boxes, Bird Whistles, Fifes, Tamborines, $ .10 and up 5.00 and up 3.00 and up 1.00 and up .10 .10 3.00 and up .10 .25 and up .50 and up The Art and Music Store M n-VJlfasHjaaafaaBBsajasBjsjaassraa 1 Saturday Art Sale , A HOSPE WINDOW SALE Five Dollar Bill Talks 9 A. M. Saturday Hoape Window Sales need no introduction. For years they have been our clearing house for closing out broken lines of Art Novelties, Framed Pictures and Lamp3 without regard to original cost. We benefit by clearing our shelves of odds and ends that we may be in readiness to stock the new lines at the new prices. ' You benefit through the opportunity of buy ing Art Gifts of quality at prices that make . Hospe Window Sales fond memories. HERE THEY GO Art Mirrors, panel and pedestal, regular $6.00 to $10.00 values, at --$5.00 Candle Sticks, assorted pairs, regular $6.00 to $10.00 values, at V..-J55-00 Lamp Shades, parchment, regular $6.00 to $8.00 values, at 155.00 Lamp Shades, silk, regular $6.00 to $15.00 values, at S5.00 Artificial Flowers, assorted bouquets, regular $8.00 to $12.00 values, at 5.00 Hand-Carved Art Placques (in colors), regular $6.00 to $10.00 values, at S5.00 (Landncapea and Portraits in the Antique Carving Art) Framed Mottoes on parchment, regular $6.00 to $8.00 values, at S5.00 Swinging Frames for photos, regular $6.00 to $12.00 values, at r- S5.00 Pictures in real Artcraft Frames, regular $6.00 to $15.00 values, at 5.00 Serving Trays, Book Ends, Smoking Stands, regular $6.00 to $12.00 values, at $5.00 SEE THEM IN OUR ART WINDOWS No Telephone OrdeTS No Deliveries No Exchanges. SALE STARTS AT 8 A. M. SATURDAY REMEMBER, IT'S A WINDOW SALE !i3o$pe (fa 1;13 Dsuziaa St. - THE ART AND MUSIC STORE J i