tub bue; Omaha Thursday, novemwk hi. mi. TheOmahaBee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAV THE BCB PUBLISHING COMPANY NELSON UPDIKE, PublUh.t' MkMSER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRLSS - n temM rrtm. ft ! TU (a U suae Il M ruMnlr enuttad hUiiuhIu mxiMwetiaa wt ell eea enlH fiW la It w not ruua In UCa . ud (ii IM Wt Ml rU,b.d ktnla, (U HafcU at euMIlllva i4 r apauial aiantclut are e'w rwrw4. TM Oath ! Mikw af lh AntM SwieMI af Una Uttoaa, IM nxioilMd (uOwnU M elitJeUi eaatM, The circalalUn of The Oaaaha Bat SUNDAY, NOV. 20, 1921 ' 71.717 '; THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY CHAKLU S. VOUNQ, ulMH lUautr ELMER S. ROOD. Clrealetlea Mnu era t en4 uawiiM lore ate Ule SI aay ef Nevember, lai. (Seal) W. H. qUIVEY. Natary Pukll. AT Untie 1000 III TELEPHONES Prlrate Branch Iimuh Aek for the Department or Fareea Waatea. For Night Caila After U P. M.I Mltortal Dep.rtm.at, AT lntl 1011 or 1011. OFFICES Mais Office 11th eaS Parr.am Co. Bluffi IS Scalt St. South Side 4J 8. lh St, Nw York .( Fifth A. Wellington till 0 BU Chleao-ltlS Wrlgler Blag. Parle, Franca 419 Rut St. Honor I .1 I ,1 The Bet '$ Platform I, Hew Union Passenger Station. 'S, Centiaued impravament af the Ne braska Highways, iaelueling tha pave seat with a Brick Surface of Main - Tboremakfaree leading into Omaha. 3. A tkart, Uw-rala Waterway fram tka Cor Bait la tk Atlantis Ocaan. 4. Hemt Rula Charter for Ontaaa, with City Manager ferae af Government. Bankers Should Help. The Bee ha called attention heretofore to the great source of credit that the national ad ministration, through the War Finance corpora; tion, has put at the disposal of agricultural in terests and the opportunity afforded to bankers to extend loans which can not be liquidated without forcing farm products on the market faster than the demand, which rnust come ulti mately from both foreign and domestic con sumption, I V . t The liberal regulations providing for loans by the Vr Finance corporation make ft possible for every solvent bank in Nebraska and in the Tenth federal reserve district to extend loans which can not be rediscounted under the law by the federal reserve banks, until such time as there is a revival of business and an improved demand for farm products. '. , i - In his eloquent address at the bankers' con ference in Omaha Tuesday afternoon Governor Bailey, a director of the federal reserve bank of this district, called attention to the fact that Nebraska bankers have been slow to avail them selves of this source of credit, so wisely and gen erously afforded. by the government, ' Governor llailey also pointed out the necessity for a for tign demand for our surplus production, not only of farm produces but manufactured articles, he fore the pricts of our products can return to a normal basis. Without auggesting any well-defined plan, Governor Bailey declared that the present irregu larity in values will continue until means are af forded by which foreign customers can buy pf us without making 'payments in gold. He em phasized the danger to the integrity of our cur rency, ,now based on liquid assets and self liquidating securities, if officials of the federal reserve bank fail to -follow not only the spirit but the letter of the law in making Joans se cured by self-liquidating paper. Again The Bee is led to remark that the gov. ernment has afforded a basis for broad agricul tural credits. Now it is up to the banks to make use of it. ', . i . ' Thanksgiving Day. 'Three hundred years ago the Pilgrim Fath er were asked by Governor Bradford to gather on a certain day and return thanks to God for the mercies and blessings He had shown the little colony during its first year in the New World. Here was the beginning of a custom that is now nation-wide, and which has spread beyond the nation Not that the human heart had. not long before swelled with gratitude, and had uttered Its thankfulness to the Almighty. This is a daily, duty, neglected by many, yet none the less incumbent on all. The Puritans did not select the day because of its especial sig- nificance, nor as part of the ostentatious display of religion. We will not be much amiss if we ascribe it to their desire to lift their hearts and voices In common acknowledgment of God's goodness to them.. Underlying it all is the de vout sense of obligation to and confidence in the Almighty. Americans will today observe the custom set up three centuries ago, and in home and church will scntj up sincere thanks to the Giver of All Good for blessings enjoyed and mercies shown during the last year. Home groups will gather around boards that show forth the bounties of the land, and the material as well as the spiritual grace of the day will abound. It is in keeping with the nature of the nation that this be so; under God the land has prospered, the harvest was abundant, there is plent3 It some there be who want, or i business appears to be out of lme, the fault is not with God's plan. We have been spared from plague and pes tilence, no great national calamity has brought sorrow to the people; peace has been restored, and America is now showing the nations of the world the way to permanent peace. Our land is full of opportunity and bright with the light of a glorious future. For these and many other things let us be grateful to God, and acknowledge today His loving care and tenderness for His people. Inaccurate, as Usual. It is with some reluctance that we intrude oa the quiet of a great holiday to call attention to another of the misstatements of our excited democratic contemporary. Perhaps the savor of the World-Herald's partisanship will not af fect the general atmosphere of the day; its eager ness to assail Governor McKelvie and to find fault, with everything he does is its only excuse for saying: " Warrants were never registered in Ne braska that is made I. O. U.'s with Interest until state solvency was restored except as a result of two previous republican administra tes. The Bee has no if.fenticn -of reviewing all the history of Nebraska, bet it would like to call attention to the fact that ends r John M. Thayer, Jasnj ft Bov Lorenia M. Crounse, Silas A. Ilolcomb, William A. Poynter and John II, Mickey, warrants were registered. The state inaiury was at various timet depleted for the m reason that It U row, becauie taxes were not paid promptly. Governor McKelvie is not to blame, because taxpayers can not or d not settle promptly. When Governor Sheldon tarns into office he found a floating debt of 800,000, the heritage of four previous administrations (two of them democratic); this h discharged through the so ealled. redemption act, passed by republican leg islature, and put the state on a cash baiis once more. Governor McKelvie has striven manfully to maintain the credit of the itatt. His "code" law has brought a better system of business admin istration to the affairs of Nebraska; hi system of requiring administrative bodies Xo keep a re serve on each quarter's expenditures will pre vent th traditional overlap with its accompany ing request for a deficiency appropriation, That money Is scarce, prices low, and the taxes unpaid is not due to the effort of the governor io pru dently and wisely manage the affairs entrusted to him. Things would be lot worse were he to follow the example of his immediate predecessors. Nebraska: Part, Present and Future. A hay stack may hide a mountain, provided one stands close to the stack and the mountain is on the other side. One does well to remember this lit of homely philosophy In contemplating present economic troubles of Nebraska. Viewed by 1921 alone, one might conclude that Nebraska is going to the eternal bow-wows. To Judge rightly, one must look at the whole history of the state. Such a view was taken last week by J, F. Hanson pf Frtmont, addressing the Fremont Commercial club. - . Mr. Hanson worked as a boy on a Nebraska farm in the 70s; he has lived in the state ever since and has been in close touch with agri culture. What he said is known to every Ne braska pioneer, but too much of it is forgotten in the pressure of present disaster. Mr. Hanson recalls that It was not until 1900, after the depression of 1893 had been passed and forgotten, that Nebraska really began to stand on Its own feet. Prior to IM0, the story of the state was a tale of heart-breaking struggle against natural barriers; the soil was unbroken and was not entirely suited to raising the ordinary crops to which Immigrants ' from tha . east were ac customed; there was ignorance as to. the crops and the varieties of crops which could best bo grown here; there was inadequate transportation and a lack of marketing facilities. Little by little these difficulties were overcome, Then came the plague of drouth and that of grasshoppers. The state literally staggered under the unex pected adversity, against which it had little store of wealth to protect itself. A"d then followed the disastrous panic of the '90s, which still found the state with inadequate reserve strength. ' Today Nebraska has its troubles. But it has the strength of full-grown manhood with which to meet them. It has reserves unthought In the decades prior to 1900. It has a soil which, by judicious cultivation, is reasonably certain to produce annually a valuable crop of one grain or another. It has dairy and stock-raising interests which contribute a steadying influence,. . Some pf its farms are mortgaged, but the relative burden is not comparable to that of the '80s and 90i. Nebraska may have suffered a setback, but it is not knocked out. Nowhere is thexe such pes simism as there was, vith apparent -justification, when men packed up their household goods and "moved back" east. That happened once, but that time is past. Times are not as good as they were a few years go. . But use the yard, stick of long experience and one finds them In finitely better than they used to be. The Unknown- and the Forgotten An Invitation to Think. Public opinion demanded the disarmament conference, but its responsibility didn not end there. Not a statesman,, whatever hi country, but has his ear to the ground. Some "are thus endeavoring to find out with' how little of actual accomplishment their people will, be content; others to ascertain how far their home folks will follow them in the junking of armament and the surrender of spheres of. influence in the Orient. The success of the peace movement Jhat is sweeping the world depends largely on the at titude of the people themselves. Their roars of approval or disapproval, their murmurs of disr content, of suspicion of the aims of rival nations and their international hatreds and friendships all will have a bearing. If the French people, for example, did not harbor, justly or unjustly, the ear of attack from Germany, Briend would be found talking just as eloquently for a decrease of land armament as he lately did for maintenance of the present force. The lifting of the expense of troops of occupation from Germany would aid its recuperation and at the same time restore to productive effort hundreds of thousands of young Frenchmen, who are now a drag not only on France and Germany, but on the whole world. It is not fair to blame Briand for a condition which is not within his control, and the only hope of relief is from some plan for assuring peace. Secretary Hughes has made it known that the American delegation seeks the advice and the public opinion of the country. This is a bugle call, not to action, but to thought. The people of America and all the other lands represented in the conference should give intense attention to the problems before the conference! They should make their opinions known. The importance of this aroused interest is" shown by the formation of a committee of the American advisory board to ascertain public opinion on such concrete pro posals as that of the Hughes plan for junking warships, the use of submarines, and of poison gas, and bombing cities from the air. , This is a time to think, to talk, to write to the newspapers, but first of all, to think. The esteem in which President Harding is held is very pleasing, but he should not be forced to diet on turkey for the rest of his term. Why doesn't some one send him a country smoked ham? Or better still, why are not some of these gifts diverted to those who need them worse? It is a curious commentary on human nature that fttp nnlv laMrrat a tha nina faalmmfiv to r Colorado seems to be whether the Rockefeller interests or the workmen, are the stronger. No one rises to inquire whkh is right. The nation is slowly discovering that pros pcrity is not eejvrpped with a self-starter, and the argument new it ever wk sd" ert out and create tsp. (From the Putnam, Conn., Patriot.) Ou Novrmbcr II, 1916, a young man by the pume of William White, consequently more pop ularly dubbed "Hill" In the circle of his intimates, wat reckleialy serving pineapple aundses in the corner drug store of a mall Connecticut town. It was a busy day. The election returns were still in the air, the presidency still in the balance. Whether or not there was to be a rhangc of Jon ants in the White Houne was yrt a debatable problem. "He kpt us out of war, Woodrow did," sal J old Fri'd Turner, at he gulped down a third glass of that popular beverage known as "coke," "Aw. some otf." said someone t Ue, Hie trouble with the country is that it hasn't gone into the war ftuuu rnuiifil. H nuiinii qcn in i 11 gj an right, and a darned good thing it'll be, too." And so it went on as William White turned on siphons and ladled out creams and kidded the dappers who strolled in after the picturre, And along about 10 o'clock Bill cleaned up the foun tain ami put out the lights and stopped lor a word with Konie Smith before he turned in for the night in Mrs, Logan s rooming house. .: On November 11. 1917, Corporal Bilt White of the United States army sat on the edge of his cot at Camp Devens and darned a hole in a pair of shapeless sacks that Kosie Smith had sent him with the last shmmcut of fudge and fags. Bill had changed. He, was bigger and broader and wider and huskier, rive months drilling and army routine had made a first-class soldier of him. Over on the other side of the barracks some one railed out, 'iley, Shrimp, how'd you get In here? Lawsy, Vho'd ever thought a year ago this time I'd be in this here now 'Merican army and about to sail the briny I Gosh, who'd a-thoiiRht it, boy, who'd a-thought ill" - Bill picked his finger with the needle, rolled the sock into his shoe and slid between his blan. kets just as the" sergeant growled out: . "Can the talk, you guys, and shut up!" On November 11," 1918," Corporal Bill White, minus a leg and for two months on the hospital reports as a "serious gas case," lay white and silent in the ward of a Paris hospital that had been a public school. There were white screens around his bed and the ward was quiet except for the low-spoken directions of doctors or the calm voices of nurses.. This was th "critical" ward, " ' . Across the room, through a space between the screens Bill saw a window by a blackboard and through the window he could see two high Gothic spires, his one and only view of a world outside. His thoughts were sluggish and slow and he coughed a good deal, and it hurt him. Somehow, even when the nurse came around, he didn't feel like talking. Suddenly into his dim consciousness there came a sound of bells and cannon and cheering and singing. It wathc armistice. In the old school yard the convalescents were singing, ''There's a Long, Long Trail a-Winding," and a band somewhere was playing the "Madelon," and a nurse was laughing in the corridor outside. Bill heard someone whisper, "War's overl Gosh, kid, hear that? War's overl" And Bill looked weakly at the twin spires of Sainte Clothilde and wondered what it was all about. On November 11, 1919, Bill White, discharged soldier, stumped, his way down the main street of the Connecticut town in which he lived. The new leg wasn't as comfortable as it might be. Bill, had no plans. The old job at the fountain was being dispensed by tow-headed Sammy Hicks, and besides, a man with only one real leg can't stand up all day. He stumped along toward the Kreger Chemi cal works, stopping now and then to get his breath. ' " .' ' ',; "J" J. ' ., .' X)n the way he passed Rosie's house and he grinned to himself. Rosie was married to Jack Lumsden these two years, and wheeled a baby to the' pictures almost every day. But that didn't worrv Bill much. Most of the fellows that had' gone over had lost their girls to some guy or another. " .He , asked for Mr. "Kreger . himself. ""Sit down.'lie said to Bill, and then when he had asked a lot of questions about the war, he said, ."Sorry, White,' you know our policy of doing everything we can for you chaps who fought so nobly over there, but business is slackening up and I haven't a thing iji the place you can do." - On November 11,' 1920, there was a parade, and Bill tried to march, although Hank Fulton offered to take him along in his new Cadillac. But Bill wanted to march. Four of the old squad were back, and the citizens were giving the vet erans the freedom of the town. The parade, was in the morning, and then there was a lunch in Odd Fellows' .hall, and afterwards a bunch of them got together around the stove in the club and smoked and talked it over. - " - ' "Pike" Sheridan was talking ab.out business in Michigan. He was making a pile and passing around pictures of the wife and the kids. Pike had married a French "Jane." Bill hated looking at kids' pictures, but he shifted his wooden leg over the chair and grunted, "Nice kids." . "What are you doing, Bill?" asked Pike.: ; "Running the elevator at Simmons'," said Bill. "Don't have to stand up." x And suddenly he started coughing, and blood trickled from his lips, and they called an ambu lance and took him to the hospital. The doctor said it was 'T. B." ! On November 10, 1921, Bill White, ex-corporal United States army, died in the hopeless ward of a great hospital. For weeks he had lain there, now fevered and racked with a paroxysm of coughing, now silent, and, eyes fixed on the ceiling, living, in the past. For instance, Hen derson, who could still walk about, told him that Foch had arrived in America, and for a whole day Bill thought over and over the time the little marshal had passed through the ward of the hospital in Paris, and they had all tried- to sit at attention, and the commander-in-chief had said kindly: "Bon jour, snes enfantsl" Last night Cohan was talking. Cohan al ways talked a lot. He talked too much, and the only thing that silenced him was another fit of coughing. But Bill didn't mind. It was some thing to hear. They had heard a band playing, and cannon booming slowly, and bells tolling. "What's that for?" "Aw. say, what's the matter with you!" It was Cohan again. 'It's The Unknown Soldier. They've brought him over here and they're going to bury him tomorrow at Arlington." There was silence. Then Cohan started up again. ."Gee, ain't it funny," he said, "they make all that fuss over a guy that lost 'is eye-dentificatton tags and forget all about us!" Then he started to laugh and to cough. It was an awful sound, coughing and laughing at once. "Unknown!" gasped Co han. "Unknown!" and he kept laughing and coughing.' Bill didn't laugh. But it was funny. Some how it suddenly occurred to him the folks back home had forgotten all about him. He thought of Pike Sheridan and his French wife and the two children. , . . "Unknown!" Perhaps it was Denny Bryan. No one ever knew what happened to Denny. . , . "Unknown 1" Funny if it should be Denny having a big funeral. His chest hurt suddenly, and he coughed and weakly fell into a doze and dreamed of cannon booming and bells tolling. At midnight the nurse found him sleeping, and this morning when the bells tolled again, he was still sleeping. The Reel Ends. ' The stoppage of the war three years ago left us dizzy and reeling with the momentum of it, and we are only now beginning to find ourselves again and to look at things once more through the eye of sanity. New York Commercial How to Keep Bf DR. W. A. KVAft Well QuaatUaa caacaralac kytUM, aaaitallaa aa4 armallaa af aj SHhaUtt4 to Dr. taa a raaawa af Tha Baa, will h aatvaraa' aararaallr, awhu.1 if araaar llailuilaa. vhar a alaaiBaa aaarataH aaralaaa hi taita iiS. Da, ft vaaa vU Bat auha a alaiMal. aar anatrlaa !aatvtau4 t.aaa, Aaaraat lalttt h) tart at The Baa. - CapprWbt. ltili kr Dr. W. A. Ei. 1 ..CONSUMPTION DECLINE Ho rapid bus been the fall In the consumption rate all over America, and poall)ly ajl ovor northwaatem Europe, since that there ar. thoto who think Iba rt Influensit wava of that year has had something to do Willi It. Dr. uritM Webb, d!ruliig thtw decline In the Unliati titatea, ouia Dr. . fMhbeni as anylng that there wer many empty bed in etrn aariiurla. Dr. YVehu aald tlmt In the weal the miliaria ware nut empty, but, on tha other hand, (hay ware nut crowded, and thure ware not the long walling Ut which had pre viously bt-en so dlnturbliig. The full In the cunnuiupllon fatal lty rata began before tha are at Oc tuber Influenza wave In It IS, Tho rate of 14, prevailing- prior to 391 P. full to 110 In Jl. In It was 1X1.6. lt 120 It was lower still. The Chicago heulth depart ment reports that the rate for the nret nine montlu of 1931 waa 71 much lower than Chicago or any other forge city has ever had be fore. Should the preaent rate of decline pontlnue for 10 yeara, the prevalence of the disease would be fuwerad to the point When It would be erood Judgment to make a determined drive to end It in this country. Bucri a drive to nd yellow fever In Ecua dor has Just proven successful. When we were finishing up the Kreat 1118 epidemic and had taken time to draw a long breath, we be gan worrying about the after effects. Heme of u remembered that an in crease of consumption waa thought to have followed the epldemio of 1M0-81, The first hopeful word came from Buffalo, In the spring of 119 Fronczak said his lnspectora report ed that consumption, far from being on the increase following the wave, waa evidently declining. A later report by Fronczak verified the first one. There came a series of reports from consumption sanitaria that the patients with consumption had been In some degree Immune to influenza. Next came reports that thi racial stocks which suffered moat from consumption had suffered least from influenza. Time went on',' and every section reported a decline In Its consump tion rate. Three years have passed and the decline keeps up. Whatever the reason may be, the -iidv (The Bm offtra Its columns frwlr to It reader who ear to diaruaa any public qBMllan. It raqurtita that letter r rrasonalilr brief, not over 3UO words. It also inaiata that the name of the writer accompany each letter, not necwaarlly for publication, but that the editor mar fcnow with whom ho ' dealing. The B doe not pretend to endorae or accept vlewa or onlnfona exDremicd by corre spondents In the Letter Box.) Wants the Bonne. Genoa, Neb,, Nov. 18. -To the Editor of The Bee: - permit, me to say a few words bearing on the sub ject of the ex-Tank soldier who re turned his certificate that our legis lature conferred on the ex-soldiers. McMahon did exactly what every ex-A. E. F, should do, We have our honorable discharge papers, with our war records on same, Issued by the government, over the signature of our old commanders, and any other certificate would be superflu ous. Governor McKelvie, In most of his speeches, heralds the Ne braska boys as great men in the late war and yet, when it comes to the bonus that all of our adjoining states have given their defenders, he evades the Issue, by keeping mum. Like McMahon stated,; .what credit is it to any state to spend $25,000 for a bunch of pretty paper for the taxpayers to dig down to pay for, when in reality these cer tificates amount to naught? My honorable discharge, which adorns my wall, is something ajl am very proud of and always will be. To Governor McKelvie and our- state legislative representatives: . You have , stated in some of your re marks on the bonus that you did not want our state (Nebraska) to be like North Dakota. You cited the failure of banks as the chief objection to the state bonus. Yet we fee about as many banks in our eiate bo 10 me wan as in rortn Dakota and, as a reminder, North Dakota has given its defenders a 125 per service month bonus, not certificates. An nonest omiganon is no dis credit for any state to meet, and the bonus for Nebraska ex-soldiers is honorable and Just, and our state solons have no excuse to shrink from providing and paying the bonus to its ex-Yanks, who have records in history as great as any other state for their gallantry and heroic deeds. A. BKADSHAW. fact Is that consumption all over America Is declining at a very rupiu rate, and there Is no evidence that the durlln is about to he arrtettd, This Is the time to strike against the (!( the time when tha offender is crippled, weak and yielding. Could there be a letter cause for mi i , . i .. - X IHtUlt"!' HIS I ri((p stating;. X. Y, writes: "1. Will you please tell me tha nulrkast and bast way to get thin and ty thin without injuring my health T X would Ilk to fall off about 10 pounds. "2. In rolling harmful T '. Unas It belli to do without one meal entirely, and which one Is the best to do witnuuir "4, I am really in earnest, and sm willing to try anything that is not injurious. REPLY, 1. Slop eating entirely. Total fast ing rauss rapid reduction In weight. It is not so bad after you get usud to It. So much fur a lightning method of getting thin. To amy thin, eat barely a much as your body requires for the work It dors. Avoid especially sugars and starches. No. It helps te get rid of fat in the bust, abdomen and hips. S, Theoretically, yes; practically, no. The usual way It works is that we get ravenously hungry and gorge. You will And it easiest to do without breakfast. 8ome business men eat no lunch. Hupper Is the most fat tening meal, uther things being equal. 4. I wonder If - you thlnlt you mean It. I wonder if six months from now you will still think you .were serious when you wrote,. "birawhtTT)" Hives, Mrs. G. M. P. writes that some cases of hives are caused by eating strawberries. She also writes of a cure for soma cases of rheumatism. It is having the teeth or tooth extracted after X-rays have v1,nly shown infection of the teeth, This was lr. pi! lings' discovery, she says. ' " Good Beauty Treatment, J? H. 8. writes: "About how many hours of sleep do you think a young girl of is requires? oh la snort and rather thin, not weighing loo pounds, going to business, and keep ing house for father and self after business." '.... REPLY. ; . ,, Nine.. , ' Nose Brace Useless. B.: F, G. writes: "Do you believe that a nose brace will correct the shape of a nose? If go, tell me about ultra,- REPLY. . No; There is nothing to tell ex cept that the manufacturer needs the money to help pay taxes. - Three Crw Too Much. P. H. writes: "1. Is drinking three cups of coffee at a meal too much? ' z, is taking Sloan's liniment in wardly harmful, a few drops on a teaspoonful of sugar? . HGrliY, 1. Yes. ' 2. You might live through it. In fact, you probably would; but why try it?, ... Friendship of France Holt's Absurd Story Lost Domestic Arts (From the San Franeleeo Chronicle.) The. expectation of life of tho common broom is said to have in creased 100 per cent in recent years and naturally the broom makers and the growers of broc:tx corn don t like it. The quicker brooms wear out the better is business in their line. ' But aren't they a little disingenu ous in charging the decay of the art of sweeping to the movies and the autemobile? We are inclined to think the disuse of the broom is due to no increase of housewifely slatternness but rather to the vac uum cleaner and the carpet sweeper, corollaries of greater neatness. The. lost art of sweeping is only one of a long list of lost arts pro duced by modern invention. Home bread baking Is one of them. Reap ing with the sickle is another. Horseshoeing is rapidly approaching that class. Rocking the cradle was there long since. So was spinning, and churning, and the writing of longhand. In many of these In stances we observe that the makers of the old-time Implements saved themselves by turning over to the new inventions. The range manu facturers got busy making gas stoves, the churn makers began turning out separators. What the broom makers should have done waa to have reached out for the vacuum cleaner and carpet "weeper patents. However, we will give them a free suggestion: Home brewing was one of the lost arts, but the eighteenth amendment revivified it. Let the broom makers put through a consti tutional amendment forbidding the broom aa pernicious to the home and brooms will be bootlg?d on eTery corner. (From the Hew York Berald.) Returning from Washington after the opening of tho conference for ' the limitation of armament, Hamilton Holt contributed to our neighbor, the World, the subjected flabbergasting remarks: 1 Hughes would never have dared to deliver it (his epeech to the conferees) if he had not been. assured beforehand that he would receive the support of England. Until a few days before the con ference there had been debate aa to whether the opening speech should be general or specific in its nature, and a decision to make it' general had finally been reached. The night before the conference opened, so I was informed by a member of the British delegation, Arthur Balfour had a two-hour talk with Hughes. Now, Balfour is no spring chicken. You can be sure that they talked about something be sides . the heavy snowstorm he . encountered on the ,. way down from Montreal. AVhen Hughes had finished his speech Balfour went up to him, shook his hand and said, "Well, that was a great speech." ' Because of its absurdity It is un necessary to discuss Mr. Holt's dec laratljn that- Secretary Hughes would not have "dared" to lay be fore the conference the United States program for limitation of naval armament. It is sufficient merely to characterise it as rot. An examination of the facts of record discloses the folly Mr. Holt has em bodied in his other statements. Mr. Holt says a decision had been reached for Mr. Hughes to deliver an address of generalisations, and he implies that this decision was changed on the evening of Armistice day, after Mr. Hughes had talked with Mr. Balfour for two hours. But the facts are that the address and program presented by Mr. Hughes with their carefully pre pared consideration of warship ton nage afloat, on the ways and pro jected in three countries, and the references not only to fighting craft by classes nut by name or number, were not hurriedly compiled docu ments, the fruit of inspiration de rived from a two-hour talk with Mr. Balfour. The explicit, succinct, ex haustive proposal laid before the statesmen in Washington by the secretary of state of the United States bore intrinsic evidence of elaborate and painstaking prepara tion, which is apparent to every body who can read. Moreover, one detail of the open ing ression of tha conference re futes Mr. Holt's implication that Mr. Hughes' plans were reversed at the eleventh hour because of Mr. Bal four's intervention in behalf of spe cifications where generalities had been decided upon. The Hughes address was composed in English, translated into French, and printed copies of It were distributed to the delegates. It was the only utterance made at the first session of the con ference thus elaborately prepared; It was the only utterance at that ses sion which was not interpreted from the language in which It originated into French or English for the bene fit of the delegates versed in only one tongue. Mr. Holt Is a pub lisher: his familiarity with the printing, editing, setting ud and printing of important documents should enlighten him aa to the prac tical imposMDuity ji meeting me chanically the demands of the situa tion he depicts when he says Mr. Hughes reversed his purpose on Fri day evening, as the result of a talk with Mr. Balfour, scrapped an address or generalities, and pre pared the remarkable program of action which on Saturday stunned I the au?urt assemblage in Conrtittt-f t'nnal Memorial, hall. It-ram ike Ha .tea TraaeeflH.) . Porsmuet among the heartening features of tha first els days of the confvnmes of Wsittlngton Is the sub sum I I and miuiitaiUou evldenrs. both at (he pulillu planary erwlun and SI all of the raurutlvn aeaalmi of the several rommittees, ut Hie friendship of France for Ameilia. At i-v.ry airp to dute tha Kiemh delrgailun, under the leadership of Premier Urlsnd, has kept in prrrvci tei wltli the American delegation under the Ivadnrshlp of Heeretary Hushes. Th A merles n proposal for the Hnillsiloii of naval arniamvtua received the quirk and complete sc. rrpiance of the Kreneh. "We are buck of you. Mr. Secretary." said M. Ilriand in his eloquent speaclt hint Tueeduy, and the omnemneiui with which he said it brought applause from the gnllrrlr tinfura lha umclnl Interpreter had rendered tho French reply Into Unultah. The proposed amendment In re gard to submarines, which Mr. 1IM four with great skill threw nut "merely as a suggestion." and which now appears In Its true light as a serious British reHervmioii, hue met with no mora favor among the French than among the American esperte, " lioulitleaa It had been by both anticipated. The as me pro posal from the same eourre appeared at tho conference of Paris, It met there, as It Is meeting here, with ihe opposition of tha Amurtcans and the Frnirh, To eliminate the submarine until fly as an engine of naval war fare would be to reduce Frunce to a third -rate power snd bring French ports under tho domination of tho lirhlnh fleet; for Ihe sub murine is even more msential to tho defense of France than It Is'to tho dnfenso of the United Ktatcv. To the argument of the Biltlsli that be cause tho submarine Is capable of abuse In warfare It might well be banlphed altogether, tho French, In company with tho AmcrU-unx, reply that with equal logic any other arm of national defense, including even the rifle. In which soft-nosed bullets have been used, might also be nbol-lhed--a reductio ad absurdum, alike to French and American minds. Bqt the accord that has developed between our own delegation and tho French is not limited to the son. It stretches across the Pacifl'i, and nup ports In general the )0 principles submitted by China as a guide for agreement among all tho raclflc powers upon far eastern questions. Speaking for his delegation, M. Bar raut, the French colonial minister, was quick to declare the earnest da sire of Franco to aid China in real izing her legitimate commercial, political and territorial aspirations, and as an evidence of good faith) France has offered to give up Kouang Tcheou, which she leased from China in 1898, provided Great Britain will give, up Wel-Hni-Wei and Japan Shantung, which the Ger mans leased at the same time, and also the Fort Arthur peninsula. In addition, France is willing to sur render her extra-territorial privi leges, )f tni when the other powers do likewise. And, best of all, France has taken a- firm stand for open deal- ings of all the powers with .China and against any secret negotiation. America has no leases in China to glvaup. The French offer for the tnt pert aquiires Ph American practice, and fhlsa iut look to America and France and to the power nf their Julnt, sasmpls l se- ura for th Chine from Ur ii.ii.i. ....i I .... .1, Mii.ra.n.ai for hlh ihs Chliisss dsUgatlpn hs appealed. It Is tun Vly to estimate ts rellent affect upon International re Utions the world over which the rapprochanisnt rvltd In the early days of the conference between Kreiice and America will eerriM Hut the exprrlence in roneord and the example In co-operation which the Frvucli god the American dele gation are enltyliig provides new ground f"r Imps ttut Great Britain and Jupan may soon ha brought r see that this voluntary association points the way to permanent peace In the l'uclilc along which the other nations with litiervst In the J'aririci must travel. It runs at right angle to the rough mad of offeitslva and defensive military alliance and secret agreements which, while they may have been formed agalnM Rus sia and employed against Germany, can only be continued against France, America? and Chln. The French are practical Idealists. They sny bluntly that to scrap naval armaments without scrapping mili tary alliances would net make for peace or juailt-e; that the one is a symptom of tho disease and the oilier Iho reuse. And It is nut III French way to deal with a symptom uml Ignore the ruuae. Whether this Is the position n( the American dele gation or not. It Is, we venture to any, tho poeltlun of the averag Amtrlcun, and It marks another and strong tie of friendship between France nnd America In International relationship. How i:Im Could Hi f laid Her? Audrey Mimaon, embarrassed, has fled to a farm to csenpe the "per fect man" tho would marry her. But sho published her new address. Pittsburgh tlazetto Times. 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