i B Thi: Omaha Be j DAILY (MORNING) - EVENING - SUNDAY C"- FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSt WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE fiEB PUBLISHING. COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS lira Aaweisled I'rm t erniea Toe Hoe i sum bet. eicluiij entitled lo UM vm for publication 0 all oewa diapafebes cr1 Wd to II or tot ottxnrlM credited la Un paper, sod alae Uit lofel " publltbad kerela Ail rtgbu of publkiaiian of out special spu are siao reeerfcd. Omans The Bt deildme. Bomb Omaha 1318 N St. Council Blufft-14 N. atalB Llnoola-l.ttU Bulldioe. OFFICES i'Mcao People's Uu Hulldla. New York UK rifts An. Hi. lyiuit Nr B'k of Commerce, Wtdhliirton 1311 O 8t JULY CIRCULATION Daily 68,265 Sunday 59,312 Amnf etreolatlo ret th nontn. mibcrlbed and wn tn or Dwiitt William. Circulation Manasn Subscribers leaving th city should have Tn Bh mailed to thorn. Address chant od olten roqutatod. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG Willi; m The Hun is on the run, all right. Now watch the race between the corn crop and the early frost. Altogether too many auto accidents 1 Slow down and drive more carefully. Sure, it is only a retreat, but does anybody believe the Hun would be retreating were he not beaten back? . The presence of an impending election is noted in the amendments that have been offered to the administration's man-power bill. The federal government must have had the old San Francisco vigilante call in mind when it put such a string of 7s onto Omaha's population -177,777: ..-.!.... ' ... . ; , .,;,-: ' Gutzon Borglum can at any rate draw some satisfaction out of the disclosures of aircraft graft and mismanagement as made by the senate committee. , ; .. . Still, the best way to celebrate Pershing's birthday will be for our boys to play special Friday-the-thirteenth high jinx with the Huns over there on that day. . The' Chicago Tribune refers to the proposed nation-wide celebration of. General Pershing', birthday as "the suggestion of the' Chicago Daily News." Holy horrors! , Another advantage In opening the cash-and-carry municipal ice plant after the hottest part of the summer ia over is that there will not be so much shrinkage while taking the ice home. i Now, A before' indiscriminately exhibiting any more fancy fantasies out of Colonel Tom Byrne'a picture collection, call on the "Commit tee of 500" to appoint an art censor. Better be safe than sorry. : .r?. . , That damage suit against the county for pot keeping the roads in repair should at least make - someone ait vp and take notice. Whether an accident' responsibility can Tbie' legally enforced or not, the moral obligation to keep the highways safe for traffic "is undeniabfe. ' With democratic , impudence and mendacity Senator .Hitchcock's hyphenated World-Herald tries to make out that Nebraska republicans have stamped with approval the act of "the willful , twelve" by renominating George V. Norris, when It knows very well that such is not the ' case. Nearly two-thirds of the republicans par ' tkipating in the Nebraska primary voted against Norris, and voted against him particularly be cause they disapprove of his war record. Sugar-Coating Child Labor. Dr. C A. Prosser, at the head, of the Federal , Board for Vocational. Education, has prepared a , neat camouflage for child labor. He does not, he told a gathering of southern textile manufac turers, believe in educating a child until it is 14 or 15 years old in an old-fashioned school On the contrary, he holds that work itself is educa tional and. therefore, he nronoses a combination of the two as a solution for the child labor prob lem, to which he thinks too much attention is being given by enthusiastic reformers. By his plan of vocational training he will provide for the education of the child while at work," and thus solve the cotton mill owner's problem, at the ;; same time satisfying the opponents of child labor. Dr. .Prosser is due for a shock if he thinks the sentiment against employment of children la cot ton mills or elsewhere is to be lulled by the ad- : ministration of a sugar-coated pill auch as he here offers. His plan, naturally, has the approval of the southern gentlemen to whom it was pre sented, but it may not get by with the public that has so long and vehemently protested against a practice that robs childhood of its birth- .... right'- ;. v ' TO THE MEUSE, OR TO THE RHINE? No amount of critical hair-splitting or expert analysis will detract from the fact that the Ger mans have had another terrific pounding within the last week, and that the end is not yet Brit ish and French have delivered blows from which the Hun line has recoiled, shattered and broken, and under which it is retiring steadily, if stub bornly. The persistence with which the attack has been maintained testifies to the thorough ness of the preparations made and the effective ness with which operations back of the firing line are being carried on. Just at present the old Hindenburg line is ac cepted as the final goal to which German re tirement will reach, yet some signs are noted that suggest the likelihood of the Meuse' being ac cepted as the location for the next stand of the kaiser. This naturally depends on the outcome of Haig's effort against the crown prince of Ba varia, who commands the German right wing. If the British succeed in turning the Bavarians, and this is quite within the range of probabilities, the Meuse will be an early stopping point, and even the Rhine may not be too far for the retirement Absence of news of Americans in the present great movement has given rise to much specula tion and color to the report that our army might be used in an effort to dislodge and roll up the left wing of the enemy. Successful attack in Alsace-Lorraine would have a reflex on the entire German position and hasten the retreat from France and Flanders. That Pershing is to play a great part in Foch's battle plan is admitted, and events will soon disclose what that is to be. At present it is enuogh to know the enemy is re treating in an effort to evade battle. . THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: AUGUST 25, 1918. Views, Reviews and Interviews Chapter of Unwritten History Recalled by Outcome of Recent Primary Election Stubble Fields, Hot Air and Corn Fields. Rainmaker Wright might find new occupatoin for his wonderful gift of salesmanship were he to return to the scene of his activity of twenty five years ago. A new cult is growing up, to the service of which he might with profit devote his unique talent. This has to do with the prop aganda against the stubble fields of Oklahoma and Kansas. Whether or not the belief is well founded in physical law, many Nebraskans hold to the opin ion that the hot winds of August arise from the denuded patches of ground from which our southern neighbors have cut their wheat. This belief is crystallizing into what may take the form of action. A demand is made that the farmers, to the south of us be required to plow their fields , as soon as the grain is cut, thus lessening the refraction and to that much de creasing the likelihood of a simoon. Meteorologists know that warm air arises faster from freshly plowed ground than from a green field; if this is true, the proposed remedy would - increase rather than cure the trouble. Stubble Is yellow, and yellow is a complemen tary color of green, the latter being produced by adding blue to yellow. It should, therefore, follow that the unplowed field would be the less likely to heat up the air and set the withering blasts into motion. Moreover, it might be as certained by' a little research that the genesis of the hot wind is due to other causes than a newly cut wheat field. For example, the deadly gale of early August possibly could be ascribed' to the wind-up of the primary campaign just across our southern bor der. It will be well to look Into all the collateral causes before determining on probable corrective measures. Protection to Nebraska corn fields from Kansas hot air, no matter whence it orig inates, is much to be' desired, but let us be cer tain where we are going before we start o fix things. , . : ! - "Combing Out the Workers." Our military needs have brought the country face to face with the fact that "business as usual" is out of the question. If we are to go on with the war program laid down at Washington, it will be required that disturbance, and even dis ruption, of the ordinary routine of business life be patiently abided. This is incident to the tak ing of a large number of workers for service in the army; then come the requirements of the war Industries, which must be met. Reclassification of "unessential" occupations has been along lines that touch lightest on the general life of the people; in most of them the needed work can be done by men who are, not fitted for military duty, by women and girls, or, at the last, may be dispensed with entirely. Some complaint is heard arising from those who are to be most affected, but with assurance from the authorities that the change will be brought about with as little hardship on any at the exigencies will admit, the protestants are comforted. War . needs come first, and the people will have little patience with any who seek to prefer the continuance of a nonessential which merely contributes to civilian comfort, to the further ance of our general military activity. Nor is it likely that any such will be found in considerable numbers. The sacrifices already made by Amer icans ought to. convince anybody that they are ready to go as far as is necessary to make abso lutely aure of the victory we seek. "Combing out the workers" may start at any time now, and Uncle Sam will get all the help he needs. The nomination of Senator Norris by scarcely a third of the votes in the repub lican primary because the field against him was divided between four competitors is hardly surprising to anyone who was able to size up the situation in advance. It is an open secret that efforts were made to unite the win-the-war opposition behind . single candidate, and that while Congressmai. Sloan manifested his readiness to enter a confer ence to discuss the question, Mr. Hammond refused even to talk it over, with the inevita ble consequence as shown in the returns. This recalls a bit of political history illus trating the same difficulty which is con stantly presented under our prirr.ary system and lack of a controlling party organization, to prevail upon men to subordinate their per sonal ambitions to the party welfare ant the success of the ticket. The incident I refer to occurred eight years ago on the threshold of the campaign of 1910, when the possibility of redeeming this congressional district for the republicans hung in the balance. - Four candidates were figuring for the re publican nomination for congres "Tom" Blackburn, Charles L. Saunders, Judfe Sut ton and A. W. Jefferis. I called each .of them by 'phone, and, without disclosing what I wanted, extended an invitation to meet me at my office at a desigi ated hour to talk over the political situation. When the time ap proached they began arriving one by one, each with a self-satisfied and expectant air, registering high political barometer. But as each newcomer found his rival there the countenances turned first to blank curiosity, then to dubious incredulity, and finally to armed neutrality. To my guests I explained with perfect candor that I thought we had a chance to elect a republican congressman that year, provided we could get together upon a satis factory candidate and put our united strength behind him without using up in a bitter pri mary fight the ammunition that would be needed to overcome the political enemy. I suggested that, while I had personal prefer ences among them, I was ready to give my support and the support of The Bee to which ever one of them they should agree upon among themselves to make the race. Inci dentally I pointed to the fact that there were other offices on the ticket to be filled the county attorney, the state senators, etc. which would be open to those who might be foreclosed from the quest for congress. "If you will let one of your number have the congressional nomination without a con test and the rest, of you go on the ticket for these other places, I am sure we will have an invincible combination and you will all win out. If you go into this primary fight ing one another, three must be Iosts at the outset and the nominee will have an uphill job to beat his democratic opponent." I could see what was coming before I finished my remarks. "I didn't know that was what you wanted to see me for," exclaimed one. "Nor II" "Nor It" "Nor It" chimed each of the others, almost in a chorus. "Is Sutton really going to run?" asked Blackburn. "I've served my time in the state senate. These other fellows can go down there," de clared Saunders. "Jeff can try for county attorney if he wants to. I'm going to be the next congress man!" interjected Blackburn again. It was all off, but I thought it worth while to make one last effort. "Gentlemen," I said, "this is a matter which interests you a great deal more, than it does me. I've told you that I am willing to support and help to elect any one of you whom you may decide upon, regardless of my own personal preferences. That, I be lieve, is going quite a distance. I don't care to argue further, but I have given you the straight of the situation. I think I have a right to ask this much of you. I ask you to think it over, and now, before you separate, to fix a time and place where you will meet again today, without me being present, and either get together or agree to disagree. , I would also be obliged if you would let me know what if anything, you decide on," My guests departed. Mr. Jefferis returned later in the day with the word, "Nothing do ing," for wheih I thanked him, at the sam time observing that that was already fully discernible during our conference. Jefferis finally kept out, while the other three waged a hot three-cornered battle at the pri mary in which Sutton was triumphant, to go down subsequently to defeat at the elec tion. Blackburn, four yeara later, beat Saunders for the nomination, only to lose out to the democratic incumbent, and to this day the district has been continuously rep resented by the democrat elected in 1910. Had I been more successful in the role of political peacemaker perhaps things would have been different Congratulations to the Baltimore Amer ican, and particularly to the venerable Gen eral Felix Agnus, who presides over that great newspaper establishment 'as its pub lisher on its 145th birthday, which milestone it passed this last week. One hundred and forty-five years ago harks back to the year 1773, which is some time in the dim and distant past, and throughout its whole career that paper has been thoroughly American in fact as well as in name. General Agnus himself, although born in France and a vet eran of the Franco-Austrian war, selected the Fourth of July for his natal day, and is a true blue American, with the additional prestige of being a Union veteran of our own civil war and a fighter all the time for civic progress and high ideals. He has just begun his eightieth year hale and hearty and sticking to the job. May he live and enjoy many more years of useful activity. Abraham Lincoln and Wm. Pitt Kellogg Historic Episode About First Chief Justice of Nebraska Territory Ex-Governor Richard Yates in Chicago Tribune. rushed in with his face at white as a sheet and said, 'Oh, Kellogg, the president has been shot!' We did not go to bed at all that njght; nobody did; everybody walked the streets; and the next morning there we stood and. saw the body of the president carried out his last commission warm against my heart." William Pitt Kellogg is dead in Wash ingtonjudge, colonel, governor and United States senator. He has passed away at the age of 85. In 1858 he was an attorney-at-law, practicing at Canton, m Fulton county, Illinois. In that year the acquaintance which he had had with Abraham Lincoln from 1850 ripened into an intimate acquaintance, and he became one of the most devoted follow ers of Mr. Lincoln. He was a candidate for the position of presidential elector on the republican ticket in 1860, and was elected, and at the time of his death was the sole surviving member of the electoral col-: lege which elected Abraham Lincoln. He received one of the first commissions issued by the new president, being appointed chief justice of the supreme court of the territory of Nebraska. j Upon the outbreak of the civil war he returned to Illinois and raised the Seventh Illinois cavalry and became its colonel. On the day that President Lincoln was shot my father asked Kellogg to accompany him to the White House, and upon coming into the presence of the president my father said: "Mr. President, here is the man you want for the appointment which we were talking about" President Lincoln said: "You are right," and, turning to Kellogg, he said: "I want you to go to New Orleans to serve as collector of the port The men of the south are nearly all disfranchised and cannot hold federal office, so you will have under you 3,000 appointees from the north. I am going to trust you to handle this diffi culty and to make friends with those people." (It is worth while to remark in passing that he did make friends with them; for example, when he was governor and the legislature passed a law providing for a state police force Governor Kellogg appointed to the command of that force Major General Long street, formerly of the confederate army.) Kellogg accepted the appointment, and it became memorable in the minds of the two survivors of that conference between the three, because President Lincoln said, "I have an idea that I want this commission to issue today without lying over the customary 24 hours," and he had the two men wait while the commission was made out in the office of McCulloch. the secretary of the treasury; and Kellogg left the White House with the commission in his inside pocket. That night as he sat in his room in the old National hotel on the north side of Penn sylvania avenue (to use his Words): "Yates People and Events Pie and cake have been eliminated, volun tarily, from the dining cards of threshing crews in Iowa. If that isn't 100 per cent patriotism, then all bets are off. A Boston paper for a moment forgets war and discourses on the "passing of the cowboy," as though the occasion called for mourning. The passing is merely a leap from the plains to the screen, wherein he shines anew and waxes rich and radiant as never before. The Baltimore American once more calls attention to its great age. having just ob served its 145th anniversary. It doesn't look it. No one would dream of it if the-American kept quiet about it Giving away the secret, however, fairly maps the whereabouts of the journalistic fountain of perpetual youth. borne of the neighbors of ueorge siyves ter Viereck, down New York way, prefer his room to his company. Recently the dis penser of Berlin boodle and pictorial fame wreaths let out a scream for police protection, defying vigorous hints to t make himself scarce. At present Georjje is afraid to go out in the dark. An imposing feature of the Labor Day parade in Chicago will be the hero arch, 80 feet high and 48 feet -wide, as a tribute to Chicago men . who fought for world liberty and fell The arch will be embellished with golden stars, flags and electric lights, and bear the names of the men who have fallen. A quarter of a million marchers, according to advance estimates, will pass under it. Landlord profiteers in Washington are busily planning ways and means or driving around the orders of congress. Unable to agree on pending bills, congress has passed a joint resolution continuing the present leases during the period of the war. Land lords think a resolution may be broken at will and are notifying tenants to take out new leases and pay higher rentals. The bluff has been called by the local Council of Defense, which proposes to go to the mat, on that issue, with every profiteer in town. One Year Ago Today In the- 'War. Fierce fighting between BrlttBh and Germans continued In Tprea re (ion. . United States announced an addi tional loan of $100,000,000 to Rus sian government Italian captured Monte Santo, an Austrian stronghold on the Iaonso (ront riio Day We Celebrate. Ludwig Kratke of the firm of Kratke Brothers born 1176. Clark G. Powell, president of the Powell Automobile Supply company, born 1811. H. R. Gould, with the First Na tional bank, born 1850. Blanche Bates, ' actress, bora at Portland. Ore.. 45 rears ago. Dr. Joseph Silverman, noted New Tork rabbi, bora tn Cincinnati, 18 fears ago. Yvonne d Treville, prima ' donna, bora at Galveston, Tex 87 years ago.. tThli Day In History. : 1781 American and. French army started for Yorktown, Va from the ll-json river. 1S35 The Baltimore A Washington railroad was opened to traffic 1S70 Ths French repulsed a fierce attack by the Germans on Verdun. 1814 The Belgian city of Lou vain was destroyed by the Germans. 1915 Germans captured Brest Utovsk, key to Russia's second line of defense..' - , J ust 30 Years Ago Today Miss Emma Krats Is visiting friends and relatives near Chicago. A republican pole, 110 feet high, was erected In Florence. W. J. Con. nell was present and made an elo quent speech. lira D. R. Lorlng has returned from Sallda, Colo., where she had been visiting her sister. H. A. Thompson of Thompson, Bel den & Co. returned from the east where he had been to purchase goods tor the fall trade. Fred Pickens, chief clerk of the postofflce, returned from an extended trip through the mountains of Colo, rado. . ' The P. B. C. Lotus club gave an other of their, pleasant parties at Hanscom park on Tuesday evening. About 78 couples were In attendance and a general good time was enjoyed. Odd Bits oj Life Many old-time knitting machines have been dragged from the garret to do duty In the present emergency. Speaking of things we would rather see advertised otnerwiae, a seamo Arm advertises that "Our mattresses are soft and deep, yet full of life." Hamilton Holt New York editor and Journalist who recently went to Europe on an important mission, born in Brooklyn, N. Y., 48 years ago. One ardent Chicago disciple of Hoover was discovered recently can ning potato peelings with the inten tion of feeding .them to the pigs next winter. The patriotic feature' at the wedding of a prominent New -York girl was the carrying of the American flag by a choir boy at the head of the bridal procession. A novel base ball game was that played recently at Bridgeport Conn., between a nine made up of sailors who came from their sea base in sub marines and a nine of solders who came from their camp in airplanes. The . oft-used term, "Seventh Heaven," generally understood to mean perfect bliss and delight comes from the , Mohammedan religion, which believes in seven heavtns, ach rising in happiness above the other. A cow's tall in Lanesboro, Mass., Is quoted at $1.86 an inch by Henry Albert! of that town, who recently filed with Henry A. Brewster, county uroasurer 01 riusneia. a ciaim ior zu as the result of a loa havlnsr chewed 18 Inches from the appendage of his cow, which was worth $140 with the full tan and only $120 nor- Signposts oj Progress An electric heater has been , In vented to prevent moisture collecting on an automobile windshield. . A patent has been issued for a silk gauze face shield to keep dust from the eyes and noses of automobtlista , The wages of able British seamen are now 880 a month and food, as against $25 before the opening of the One of the longest submarine cables m the world is to be laid between Aden and Hong Kong at a cost of $8,000,000. - A Frenchman Is the inventor of an electric clock that runs without at tention as long as Its battery is in gocd condition. The latest development of the tele graph Instrument is said to have a capacity of 6.000 words a minute. This is four or five newspaper col umna Chemists have found that from the waste tomato seeds from American canneries more than 17 per cent of oil useful in food, paints and soap making can be obtained. To prevent poison being usad in mlstaka for medicine an Inventor has patented a bottle with the neck at one side and so formed that its con tents cannot be poured out without careful manipulation. A cireular rake which is said to be both efficient and labor-saving has been patented by a woman. The idea came to her as a result of an accident which rounded an ordinary rake and made It work better and with less ef to ' ' . Peppery Points Minneapolis Journal: Someone has spiked the long-range gun that was shelling Paris, or else they are mov ing It back toward the Rhine. Cleveland Plain Dealer: Nobody seems to know what it is that the militants are rioting about the White House for now. One doubts whether they know themselves. t Detroit Free Press: The kaiser has punished 19 German officers for failure to stop the allies along the Marne. Perhaps the crown prince will be put to bed without his supper. New York World: If the War de partment wants 60,000 men for spe cial training as machine-gunners and can assure young Americans that this branch of service will mean plenty of fighting at the front it will not lack for applicants. Kansas City Times: Coming on top of the crown prince's defeat the Industrial Workers of the World con victions in Chicago will cause the kaiser to again bitterly reflect upon the unfortunate circumstance that ho cannot be everywhere himself. Brooklyn Eagle: The censor who blue-penciled the correspondence be tween King George and President Wil son regarding the king's visit to American battleships in British waters had his nerve with him. If the king and the president should file a Joint protest we would not be sur prised to see the censor looking for a new job. , Around the Cities Federal sleuths swooped down on Rlngllng's circus crew at Minneapolis and picked up 30 draft slackers. Sioux City plumbers soldered a wage Joint with the bosses, netting a raise from 68 to 87 cents an hour. The ice shortage in Minneapolis Is not as bad as feared. The strain eased up as soon as the dealers were permitted to charge 65 cents per 100 pounds, an advance of S cents. A merger of rival telephone sys tems in Kansas City is foreshadowed as a result of government control. The project is agreeable to the com panies as well as telephone users. An epidemic of fleas holds Phila delphia up to the scratch. They be long to the "dog-and-cat" variety and are particularly abundant and busy in localities where dogs and cats run 'at large. Many afflicted persons are un der the care of physicians, and fumi gation of Infested premises is under way. St. Louis authorities have stopped for good the rooting of contractors in the clay banks and stone quarries in the suburbs. These enterprising moles, in mining clay for brick and other products, dug a large number of catacombs, leaving the roofs with out adequate support. Wartime life ia Washington is hot and lively. Woe to the pedestrian who fails to look both ways before crossing a street Street accidents are common, due to automobiles, which ran up a score of seven killings last month. Owing to the inroads of the draft the police are shorthanded and traffic cops scarcer than safety calls for. Judge Land is broke ground in Grant park, Chicago, for the govern ment war exposition, staged for Sep tember, and dumped the first spade ful into a battered Hun war bonnet, brought from the battlefields of France. "I am looking for real clay for this job," said the judge. "Clay Is typical of the kind of mind that filled this helmet" Auto thieving is far from being a midwest industry. The business is distinctly cosmopolitan in that it plays no locality favorites. Washington is affected by the plague to the extent of commanding editorial attention. Congressional limousines and the less opulent cars of department chiefs are the choicest pickings, but few care less owners are overlooked by the au dacious bandits. EUGENE FIELD'S "NATIONAL HYMN." A hitherto unpublished poem by Eugene Field, almoat prophetlo In lta references to th strugfla of democracy against autoc racy aa It has developed In the great world war, has been contributed to the Spokane Spokesman-Review by W. D. Vincent, a banker. Mr. Vincent copied the poem years ago from a handmade book of Eugene Field's poems In the author's own handwriting. The volume at the time belonged to "Billy'' Buskett of Helena, Mont., a personal friend of Field, who was the "Pen Tan Bill" of some of the Field verses. Mr. Vincent held the volume for Buskett for some time and It was subsequently sold for 16,000. Field made th book himself, writing th verses In longhand oa rough paper and binding It with iron strips. Th poems In th novel volume were never published, with the ex ception of few exact duplicates made by th present owner for a . few intimate friends. Whether on hill or plain. Blood of th patriot slain Hallows our sod; While from th glorious air Vaulting our land so fair Fall, as an Incense rare, Blessings of Ood. Holy th heritage Blazoned on hlsfry's pare For us to keep; Wrapped In thy mantles red, With our dear flag o'erhead. Rest thee. Illustrious dead Sweet be thy sleep I Princes that scorn ths right Nations whose pride is might Crumble to dust! Freedom th boon we crave No man shall be a slave Where 'er our banners wave . Ood Is our trust! Seeing thos early years Drive thro' a mist of tears, Pausing w stand; While spirit voices share This universal prayer Filling the solemn air "Ood bless our land!" EUGENE- FIELD September IT, 1187. Over There and Here Cock fighting Is the chief sport in Ireland these daya "To such lgno minous ends doth greatness bend." The original Baron Munchausen Is long time dead, but his spirit anl mates the wierd Imaginings of the Wolff bureau of Germany. 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