The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD BOSEWATEB VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THB BEB PUBLISHINO COMPANY.' PROPBIETOB. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS , m AaoelaMl Pre. whl Toe Bee Is swobwMs exelwiMlj MUlid u M m lit rubueaUoa of all am dkpatcbee andltcd o It ar not ottwwm endiud ta UDs Pow. a 'T'."? ' mbab4 berew. All rvfbu ( BuMieeUuo 0( gar special oit)tobt re el OFFICES Omths-Tne Bm Bulldui, Chlco-I,wpl,fJ Bas Bulldls. , stout Omehe-3318 N. Be Ke Tort? Kfih Art. ' Cvwxil Bluff 14 N. Usui a SU liauitrStm B X of Oranm. iioooia LitUe Building, WMhinitoa 1311 a Bt y , . JULY CIRCULATION Diuly 68,265 Sunday 59,312 Imd etmiltilim for the month, subscribed and sacra to W Dwlihl AtUiamj. Circulation Mum. V- Subscribers learinf the ctty should hv TV Bm mailed to then. Address changed often as requested. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG Vote for Old plory tomorrow. The proteuti are on the run now, and it U up to the voteri to keep them going. ' Effort! of democrats to name the republican ticket ought to give voterf a real tip. A "muny" ice wagon loaded with brick is one ef the metropolitan movies that really is moving. , When Berlin announces that the . Germans have "retired all. doubt as't the movement has been dispelled. ' The chase for the slacker is now well under way; work or fight smeanl Just that, and. draft dodgers may, expect little mercy. Most of js will agree with the president' that Cole Bleasewould be highly undesirable in the senate, but will South Carolinians think so, too? Twenty ' 'thousand additional automobile ' registrations in Nebraska for the year .indicate that one line of .trade Is doing right well in this . state, . , . . German newspapers are scolding their readers for feeling dgwnheartedbut'it will take more ijian this to restore wavering faith in the kaiser ind his GottA " The temporary absenct of one member of the firm constituting the Smith-IIowell-Dodge ma chine does not alter the nature of the political plundcr-bund. 1 ' . ' Genera! March' says he is not satisfied with the aircraft situation, but if we wait long enough the experimenters may finally reach "quantity" "pfoduction and catch up with the army's need. The author of the notorious "Mockett law," by which the German language was forced on Nebraska school children- perfect piece of pro German propaganda is now trying to dictate the republican nomination for congress In the Omaha district ' ' An iJalian scientist is already disturbed be ' cause of the impending disparity in numbers be tween the sexes after tlhe war. -He sees in it some conrfort, however, for it will allow man a wider field for selection in choice of a wife. In America, however, the long established rule will no doubt prevail. , ''f - ; j The British army is developing a remarkable faculty for turning p in unexpected places. Its presence at Baku is likely to prove quie an em barrassment to Turkey in carrying out its an nounced intention of exercisiag a free hand in the Caucasus, as well as to head' off a considerable part of the German oil supply.. - Concessions to Soldiers' Relatives. The order recently issued by the War depart ment to permit sisters of soldiers to serve over seas has been supplemented by another, which " extends the privilege to wives of soldiers. These orders open a great 'reservoir of female power. Nowhere will the patriotic spirit be found burn ing brighter than in the homes of those who wear "the uniform, nor anywomen more eager to serve .' in any capacity than the wives or sisters of the soldiers. The motive that led to their-exclusion from the service, mistaken as it was, looked to their ultimate good. Experience and reflection has justified the War department in changing its attitude on this point It may be necessary to surround the married women with regulations similar to those that will bind the sisters of sol ' diers to the service they undertake, but that the cause will be well served by them is admitted. Nurses are needed, more(than have been supplied, but the new move will open the way to permit many willing women to volunteer and come into the great' work as assistants to the men who arc cleaning the Blonde Beast out of our otherwise fair world. DO REPUBLICANS WANT A x MILL-STONE? Although one aspirant for the democratic nomination for United States senator more cour ageous than the others calls upon patriotic voters to see to it that both parties present candidates of unquestioned Americanism, the almost solid chorus of democratic organs and orators, shows that the democratic hope of gaining the senator ship ia Nebraska lies in the nomination by the republicans of the one republican candidate who earned the appreciative tribute of the Kaiser through the pictorial decoration in "My Dear Vicreck's" subsidized" propaganda weekly. The democrats obviously want the republicans to head their ticket with Norris, the man who declared that in fighting the Hun we were put ting the dollar mark on the American flag, the man, who insisted we had no right to enter this "unrighteous" war, the man who, after we had gone to war, voted against raising an'army to fight, voted against levying the taxes to pay the army, voted against making punishable seditious firing at the army from the rear, in fact, upon nearly"all the vital yiar measures voted just as the kaiser would have him vote. " The democrats know that whatever blemishes heir candidates may have, the war record of Norris is so indefensible, so near the borderland of treason, so at variance with the spirit of loy alty, that pervades Nebraska, that he would be the weakest and most vulnerable candidate they could hope to have for their opposition. If the democrats want the republicans to put up a candidate for United States senator with an indefensible war record, it goes without saying that republicans desirous of republican success should look askance at that candidate even were it not their first duty to apply(the test of loyalty to every candidate regardless of party. Weight ing down the ticket with the' kaiser-decorated 4 candidate cannot fail to load a burden like a mill stone around the neck en every candidate nomi nated for eery other office on the ticket and could easily drag the whole ticket down to defeat be it otherwise concededly superior. The fact that the democrats are so eager to have the republicans nominate Norris is the best reason why the republicans should reject him at the primary. , Jacob H. Gallinger. The oldest and one of the ablest of United States senators, Jacob H. Gallinger of New Hampshire, died at his home onx Saturday. For 27 years he had served the people in the senate, having a long and distinguished record in the house prior to that time. ' A stalwart and uncom promising republican, he had been eminent in the counsels of the party, and to the end stood staunchly fof its principles. Nothing finer can now be .said of him than was said in the senate on his 81st birthday, March 28, last, when the democratic leaders of that body spoke in terms of highest praise and warmest affection (or the man they had learned to love and admire. Ex pressions then so sincerely expressed are repre sented in a sentence from the remarks of Senator Reed of Missouri: -WiVhile I seldom agree upon, matters of policy with the senator from New Hampshire, I nevertheless always have believed he has been inspired by a' high order of patriot ism and guided by unsullied honesty." Senator- Gallinger' long experience and wise judgment will be missed by 'the country, whose interests so long enlisted his every faculty. THB BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, AUGUST 19,' 1918. Who Make the Best Aviators I The Right and the Wrong Kind of Men For Flying. It grows more and more obvious to those who study the aircraft situation that much of the trouble ascribed to machines and motors is due to individuals. There is a distinct fly ing temperament, according to Aviation (New York), a fact which should he consid ered by the men who pronounce tnemselves "aeronautical engineers" as well as by ordi nary fliers. Perhaps it is a misnomer to speak of an ordinary flier. The world needs genuine aeronautical experts. The wrong kind of man is shown by certain mistakes to which he is prone. There are physical de fects which hamper a man fatally, such, for instance, as defects of vision. But the great est handicap of all is the wrong temperament. The point is elaborated in the London Lan cet by Dr. 11. Graeme Anderson of the Brit ish air service. Undoubtedly, he writes, there is a particular temperament or apti tude for flyirTg and its distribution is pe culiarly interesting, whether looked at from its racial aspect and ethnological origin or in relation to previous health, life, habits. Un fortunately this temperament is a difficult matter to estimate clinically and especially so in the examining room. The ideal aviator must have good judgment, he must be cour ageous and not upset by fear, even if con scious of the perils of his lot. He must be cool in emergencies, able to take quiek and careful decisions and to,ct accordingly. His reaction times must never be delayed he must be ever alert, as mental sluggishness in flying spells disaster. Whether he should be imaginative or not is no easy matter to de cide; but Dr. Anderson is inclined to think the pilot with imagination, yet able to keep it well under control, makes the best pilot. Previous training in sports is a matter of consequence. The yachtsman and the horse man, with their finer sense and their truer judgment and "lighter" hands, should make the most skillful pilots. The Germans always selected their aviators from their cavalry un til recently. It was thought that the racing motorists would make the best pilots, but this has no always proved to be so. Every now and then one meets a type of man with splendid physique and apparently unshakable courage who learns to fly indifferently or who is unable to learn to fly at all. Again one meets the "weedy" pale type who quickly learns to fly and turns out to be a first-rate pjlot. In estimating whether a candidate will turn out well it has been found desirable to learn much of his family history as well as the history of his previous health. Tobacco and alcohol are important items here: "An inquiry is made into the candidate's habits, especially in relation to tobacco and alcohol, although very little real knowledge is gained in the examining-room. Most fly ing men smoke a great deal and very few are strict teetotalers. Excess in smoking certainly leads to palpitation, shortness of breath, and in some cases double vision, and these dangers should be explained to candi dates. Very few confess to pxcess in Smok ing, and one records with a hidden smile the candidate's statement that he smokes five cigarettes a day whilst .the sunburnt condi tion of the middle and index finger of his right hand bears silent testimony to a much greater daily expenditure in tobacco. Al though I am not a teetotaler I firmly believe that to the aviator excess in alcohol will ulti mately beat him. Amongst pupils at a flying school it should be strictly forbidden and candidates should be warned of its danger to Current Opinion. flying. I have seen an aviator fly under the influence of alcohol and, yet by instinct per form remarkable aerial stunts, although, con sidering the aee and tv"De of machine, his judgment in doing so was distinctly below par. In the air his passenger was decidedly sick over the side, but the pilot himself was not affected. Fortunately nothing worse hap oened. But I know of another accomplished aviator who, after a few drinks at a friendly aerodrome did a series of stunts and then made off home, a distance of 30 miles. He felt content but sleenv. made uo his mind to do no more stunts in the air and remembered coming down to land on his own aerodrome. Later he woke up in the sick bay with a doc tor stitching a scalp wound. Although he made up his mind to do no more stunts, on lookers saw him loon and roll the machine a number of times when coming down to land. There seems little .doubt that the action ot alcohol is accentuated in the air." Candidates with a history of neurasthenia, nervous breakdown or mental depression rarely do well in aviation. Dr. Anderson has made a careful inquiry into the value of a history of sea-sickness and train-sickness and he says he would not reject candidates onH such grounds unless they wanted to go in for balloon work. Cases of real afr-sickness that is, cases of sickness due to the pitch ing and rolling of the airplane are compara-M tivelv rare. Ihe actual vomitinor occurs not during the flight but immediately after the landing. Should a pupil be unduly subject to air-sickness it is usually discovered quite early in his training. Even then it need in soire no excessive uneasiness. A historv of recent tuberculosis, even slight, sjiould, on the other hand, cause anxiety. Examination of the respiratory system is therefore severe. The age should be between 18 and 30. Un der 18 and up to 20 caution and well-balanced judgment may be lacking. The best age is about 24. Over 3i the candidate, although quite able to learn to fly, does riot stand the nerve strain of the air-work so well. Much defends upon the physiological age. Cody learned flying at 47. and was flying regularly until ,he met, his death at 52. Height does not matter much, but the candidate should not be under 5 feet 2 inches. Conviction of the I. W. W. Leaders. Due process of law is again splendidly vindi cated in the conviction of "Big Bill" Haywood and other irresponsibles who were tried with him in: Chicago. Bringing to book this band of law less and reckless men, who had ho aim in life but to disrupt society, who sought not to improve Cut to destroy, is a real triumph for order and decency. Whatever of sympathy may be felt for the men who have been seduced into the I. W. W. because of their unfortunate economic con dition, and their inability to distinguish between meum et tuum, disappears when it comes to the leaders. Haywood, for example, has preached disorder and violence for more than 20 years; he has long since given over honest labor and lived well at the expense of the 'men he duped. He emitted "aphorisms," the application of which tended to harm the social body and injure the prospects of all, but when put on the witness stand, he tried to make it appearjhat he did not mean what he said. In this he emulated Townley of the Nonpartisan league, who secured the adoption of resonnding resolutions denouncing "autocracy," inferentially meaning the government of the United States, but when charged with sedition he set up the de fense that it was Germany he had in mind, and on this flimsy pretext was acquitted. Haywood, apostle of bolshevism, would de stroy the fabric of American life, but when faced in court by an indignant people,' he .pleads that his preachings were innocent of any danger to the prosperity he so viciously attacked. Plainly, he deserves the fate of a charlatan, for he is con victed by his own testimony of deceiving men who earnistly want to better themselves, or else he has been guilty of the sedition he is accused of. One way or the other, he and his kind have earned the conviction now visited on them. Prose and Poetry of Vacations When in the midst of your annual vaca tion, you find yourself unemployed and un employable, wandering about half-dazed and unattached, like a coal mine mule hauled up to pasture; when you go back to the old desk now ana tnen to iook tor tne man, or to chat with the bovs, or to sit and read the paper a few minutes beware 1 have a carel You are growing old I If vou hate to so away from town for your vacation, because you don't know what to do with your evenings without the old crowd; if you find yourself looking about for some book in which to bury your head at the lakeside, where the fishing and boating are aood and the landscape lovely; it the sort of folks vou find in the country don't seem worth knowihg, because they aren t nice i tne people you leit in me tu iwn uuh Watch your step! Step put of the rut, and stretch your Iegsl- Men who inherit the finer corners of this earth Tare not desk worms. They may be desk workers, bur they do not burrow and curl up in their desks. The man boss or employe who thinks the coupling pins ot creation will fall out, unless he grinds cease Iessly,at hrs desk, will find when he dies that he was nothing himself but a huge old be lated desk, waiting to-be shunted to the base ment before the crepe is off the office door. How easily the world can spare you! How gladly, perhaps! ' When you are back from yeur vacation where you spent the time moping about like an owl at noon when you come running back to the old desk after two long, long weeks' separation from it; when you expect to see the office force rush up with g-iad haud and say: "Well, old man I How are you, anyway? Seems, great to have you back! How did you enjoy the country?" and nothing of the kind happens; and the office girl has done all your essential work in addition to her own, and the rest can be tleaned tip in one day; and somebody Says: "Were you sick yesterday? I noticed your desk closed" when these facts swat you in the face, beware! have a carel This is the swish of the wine. of the warning angell You have ceased to growl. You are dying at the top! You are aging without the com pensatory blessings of age I You are stuck I" rilt' , . ,f TT Vacations were made for man himself. He who knows how to use them to the full not nntv inherits the earth: he uses his desk the better for it. He grows young while growing in vears. Working oneself to death in a rot is just one form of commonplace laziness. Mmne apolis Journal. "Made in Germany" Do we hate the Germans? s No; hate is not the. word. We do not hate the wild beast that lies in ambush to spring upon us and suck our blood. We do not hate the sneak thief or the midnight assassin. We look upon them without anger, but as something that must be destroyed, and we do not make friends with them even when-they profess to reform and give up their evil practices. We shall not be friends with the Ger mans. All such intimacies ' as exchange professorships, honorary degrees for thei eminent scholars, naval visits between their country and ours all the official courtesies and hospitality that in other days have been interchanged' between Americans and Ger mansare things of the past. Perhaps the Germans will reconcile themselves to the situation as contentedly as we. But kultur does not disdain world wide trade in articles produced by German industry. TheViove ment to thwart the Germans in any conquest of foreign markets has made great progress and increases in, momentum every day. Through their national organizations Eng lish and French sailors have pledged them selves not to serve on any ship engaged in trade to Germany or from it. They first set a time that the boycott should last, and now they add a month for every new act of maritime brutality, Such as sinking a hospital ship. Commercial bodies in all the countries of the allies are making agreements not to sell for export to Ger many and not to buy German goods, even after peace is restored. Governments are considering by what laws they can encourage trade to their allies and block trade with Ger many. Private citizens everywhere are de ciding for themselves that hereafter, they will neither buy nor use articles made in Germany. 'Youth's Companion. One Year Ago Today ta the War. Local official of the Industrial J Workers of the World arrested at Spokane, Wash., tmN charges preaching sedition. Italians opened a great offensive, attacking on a front 40 miles long from Tolmlno to the Adriatic si. ' Tiw ! We Celebrate. v Guy C. McKenrie.of the Corey-Mc-Kenzie- Printing company, born 1876. tirvilla WriKht who., with his brother. Wilbur .Wright, built and flew thVnrut man-carrying aeroplane, born at Dayton, 47 years ago, Rcrnard M. Baruch. head of the War Industries board, born at Cam .. s a., 48 vears airo. Kinia Kereuaon. actress, born In ., v.v nitv 3S vnora mta. : Hompr t. Williams, president of fhe Carnegie Steel company, born at Thin ruf in Hiator.' Vi ? 1 $H OneraJ Ross landed 5,00 Rritiah soldiers for an advance on Wauhington. i ?n William .Mead was conse crated Protestant Episcopal bishop ot Virginia. :' . '. 1881 Henrr W. Halleck was com missiioned a tnalor general ot the y I'niled States army. , 1914 Belgians prepared for the evacuation of Brussels, 1815 White Star liner ArsrWo tor rciioed and sunk by German subma rine St5 is. yves - Just SO Years Ago Today The Board of "Public Works has granted a permit to the Omaha Horss Railway company to lay double tracks on Ninth street from FarqamJ to Douglas and on Douglas from Ninth to Tenth streets, forming a loop. The excursion riven by the Flam beau club to Lake Manawa proved a success, the opportunity for a brief outing being taken by nearly 1,000 Omaha people and several dozen from Lincoln. . V Miss Nellie Wllkins gave a delight ful nartv at Hanscom nark. Alfred Millard left for his trip to FTnrona. Mr. Fred Nye and - wife returned fpAm BniHt TjiUa. The school children of-Walnut and Orchard Hill, under the Instruction and ! leadership ot Miss Round About the State The Columbus News ecoffs at the reports of great damage done to the corn crop of Platte county by the hot wave. Some damage Is admitted, but It doesn't worry growers on the spot tin In Wavne county, the Herald asserts, farm land is the quickest and best seller m the market. "Any farm for sale Is snapped up if the price is within reason." Thrift blooms apace In Fremont high quality thrift which visions a sure thing and goes to It Sales of Thsift stamps for July amounted to $14,920, running the total iorseven months up to 1334,943. The Waterloo Gasette throws a harpoon Into the hide of the Platte Valley Power company as a reminder Of promises oroKen ana poor service at Waterloo-and Elkhorn. It Is al leged the plant gives only l-hour service Instead of 24 hours. Persons spooking around between midnight Snd dawn may resort to the lamp and the tallow dip, or bump their shins in the dark. Center Shots The Indians in War If a flicker of amusement arises out of the announcement that the Onondaga tribe of Indians, in New York state, has declared war against Germany, it can arise only out of the peculiar circumstances of the particular case. The Onondagas were good enough warriors to move as great a-soldier as George Wash ington to recognize them, by treaty, as a sep arate nation, as a means of maintaining peace. The terms of the treaty which might long ago have been termed "a mere scrap of paper," have been observed. Jt is as a sep arate nation the Onondaga9 now declare -war, but such of their young men as are enlisting serve with the army of the United States Being "a separate1 nation," they must make a formal declaration as a preliminary to re leasing their men for acHon. . There are now several thousand Indians enrolled in the United States army, and not a few of the.n are seeing active service at the front. There, as everywhere, the Indian is a first-class fighting man. Captain Welch, aid de camp of General Liggett, that seas oned Indan fighter of the west, has been writing to Dr. Joseph Dixon of the fine work be.r.g done by Indians on the western front. He writes in particular of the grandsons of John Grass and Bear Ghost, Sioux chiefs of the times Vhich tried the souls of the men in the regular army when the New West was being fought for, Captain Welch writes that the Indians now in service are proving their inestimable value as scouts. No small oart of our recent victories must be credited to the preliminary activities of Indian scouts. i)r. Dixon is none too empnatic in urging tne enlistment of more of them. He thinks that at least 50,000 are ready to volunteer. The Indian was the first American. He does not want to bethe lastSt Louis Glole-Dem ocrat.. v The Gothenburg: Independent x- oresses surprise over the backward neM of subscribers In coming forward with the wherewith to pay for pulsing toll and honest good a It is more than a surprise. Gothenburg has been esteemed the liveliest and squarest burr In its class, nsvar hesitating over a sood thinx. The .mere suRtrestion of Jassie. M. holding; back or holding: out is a stain PJ. ijorms, gave a very pleasing musical proud Gothenburgers should, resent by tntertalnmenl, . " Jeosato mMk, '"x Minnpanolis Tribune: As revised by Mr. Garfield, you can't fuel all the people all the time. ' Washington Post: The French re ports state that immense stores oi booty were taken from the fleeing Huns, but we bet there. wasn't a Wienerwurst in the whole outfit PhifedelDhla Ledger: National leg islation to prevent rent profiteering, as suggested by the War Labor Poli cies board, will be welcome. But when is food profiteering to come un der the ban? Kansas City Star: General von Mudra and General Llebrecnt, wno have been retired by the German high mmmind. had previously been re tired, together with their armies, py Marshal ocn, so me ncuoa eeeina to be final. - Brooklyn Eagle: Senator Thomas nt Cninrado is so much annoyed over new heckling ot the president by suf fragettes that he says: "If this Keeps up some of us who are fn favor of the suffrage amendment may reconsider our decision." Silly demonstrations have a back kick like a blunderbuss. New York World: As custodian of enemy alien property, A. Mitchell Palmer han hoiicrht S42. 000.000 worth of Liberty bonds, using the assets of properties closed out or reorganised by nis omee. 11 is a gooa mvesinmui even If It la not one the original J evnera would have sought, Twice Told Tales From a German Diary. In speaking of the apparent lack of Justice l.nthe awarding of decora tions, tne anonymous ungiisn autnor of A General's Letters to His Son (HouKhton Mifnm) Quotes the follow ing delightful extracts from the diary of a German soldier: "Monday It rained heavily and our Lieutenant Muller was drunk. Tuesday The English shelled us and our Lieutenant Muller was very drunk. "Wednesday The Englis.. shelled tts more heavily and our Lieutenant Muller was drunk apd incapable. "Thursday -We were ordered to at tack. Our Lieutenant Muller called out to ils from Irhs dsgout to advance more rapidly. "Friday Nil. , "Saturday Nil. "Sunday Our Lieutenant Muller received, the Iru . Cross." Perverse Arts. Capt- Archie Freeman, Los Angeles sportsman who is now teaching ma chine gunnery to American aviators in France, said one day to a machine s:un class: "Don't be discouraged, fcoys. If your bursts are all misses at flrsV The machine gun Is a perverse thing, and to learn it is like learning to auto mobile and to frolf. m "It took me several years to master those arts, ana wnue learning to auio mobile I hit everythinir. whereas. while learnins; a-olf. I hit nothing." I Detroit Tee i'reaa, TJfie&ee's Jefferls for Congress. Omaha, Aug. 15. To the Editor of The Bee: From the way the tide seems to be going it looks as if It would be a walk-away for A. vV. J6f- feris for congress. While there is no personal objec-. tlon to Mr. Dodge, yet the people in general feel that we must put the biggest man that can be found into the seat in congress now oecupied by JHT Lobeck, and .the feeling is tha Jefferis fills the bill in every particular. We need men of the highest stand ing and ability in the halls of con- .1 I i . L. gretss lur mo ciusiug uincs ui me world war, and It behooves the re publican party throughout the United States to put up its biggest men and best men, for the next congress Is go ing to be republican, as sure, as elec tion day comes next November. With the republican party in power in the two houses of congress for the next two years new life will be put into the war and things will hum. With Jefteris in congress it will be come known iri Washington that there is such a place as Omaha, and we will get more recognition than we have been getting since David Mercer left the halls of congress. Although a friend and admirer of David Mercer, still I feel impelled to vote for Charles H. Sloan for senajor from Nebraska, His loyalty to Our institutions has never been questioned and he with Jefferis in the house will make a great team that the people of Nebraska will feel proud to, honor. Let us make the vote for Jefferis and Sloan so overwhelming Tuesday that nothing can ston the flood that will sweep over Nebraska for the repub lican party next November. FRANK A. AGNEW. Stand By Mike Clark. Omaha, Aug. 16. To the Editor of The Bee: As the primary campaign draws to a close it is Interesting to note some of its distinguishing fea tures. Among them probably the most noteworthy is the appearance of tne so-called "committee of 600" with a recommendation of candidates for republican voters to support at the primary election. This organization of long-haired men and short-haired women first appeared in this county in support of the prohibition amend ment in 1916 and their strength was then fairly measured when the county went against their cause by nearly iz.uuo. irom this result they seem to have drawn inspiration to promote candidates as well as causes, and realizing their numerical weakness they have sought alliance with an ac tive political faction in the hope of putting their candidates over. , Such an alliance they appear to have found in the following of the late County Commissioner Johnny Lynch. Smarting from the wounds of being exposed and ousted from office by Sheriff Mike Clark, Johnny was ready to Join any movement that ottered a prospect of tretting- even. And so we have the spectacle of the committee of 500,"organized to pro mote the great principle of prohibi tion, allying itself with one of the worst enemies prohibition ever had, Johnny Lynch, illicit liquor dealer, roadhouae keeper, persistent law vio lator, discredited and ousted public officer. 'And the consideration de manded by Johnny for his support is the opposition of the "committee of 500" to the candidacy ot Mike Clark for sheriff. Every well Informed citizen in Douglas county knows that Mike Clark has made a model sheriff; has been vigilant and active in the en forcement of the prohibition law; has given his whole time anr attention to the duties of his office; and last but not least, has been instrumental in ridding the county government of Johnny Lynch. With such a record one would naturally expect the com mittee of 500, which claims to stand for law enforcement and goqd gov ernment, to support Sheriff Clark. In stead of supporting him they are try ing to defeat him. Republican voters should understand why. R. L. GILCHRIST. it' vnw ua utd Jahnnla. "bat theie ar war times." People's Horn Journal. , He I knew a man who bat rlnfar.prtnts all over hie office. She He muat be very alaorderly In bis , habits. He Not at all. He's a police ldentlflca tlon expert. Baltimore American. t Younger Bister What Is stoicism T Elder Stewr stoicism Is the ability t congratulate the finances of the man you Ti,i4 tA mirrv wlthnut fthowine? any dts- Lappolntmejit Boston Transcript. "Well, I'll be blamed)" said the ordinarily , meek little man In great surprise. "Why, Henry Peck! Such language!" "W1I, I know I will, so why not acknowl edge it at -once!" Indianapolis Star. -1 Mr. Flatbush No, I don't want the girls to study all these fancy things. Mrs. Flatbush But, my dear, you don't want them to grow up in Ignorance, and know absolutely nothing. "Well, you'va got along all right, haven't you?" Tonkers Statesman. '. "How do you like the ragout. Henry t It's a war recipe Mrs. Benton gave me over the phone." "To be perfectly frank, jpy dear. It tastei as if the wires got crossed." Browning's Monthly. ' HELP OUR BOYS 'OVER THERE Our Noble lads have heard "the call Of Democracy and Freedom; , So It's our duty, one and all To conserve our food and feed 'em. Chorus. So we'll save our sugar and our wheat, We'lUsave our money and our meat TV serve the cause of Freedom. They're rone to Franoe, far o'er the BlueV To fight for America and Freedom: And it's not hard for me or you To conserve our food and Ijeed 'era. And when they return from "Over There," From their great fight for Freedom, "Tie Grand," we'll all declare, To conserve our food and feed 'em, HOMER W. SCHLEH. Brunswfck, Neb. HOT JTT-T! t'lyusinew is Gootbaok You' Dark or Light SPLITS Be General Fooh a Frenchman. Tekamah. Neb., Aug. 17. To the Editor of The Bee:, What nationality is Marshal Foch? Is he. a native of France? AN INTERESTED READER. " Answer: Gen. Ferdinand, Foch was born In France, his birthplace being in the Pyrenees near the Spanish bor der, and his blood is Basque. He was trained in his youth as 'an artillery man, and first saw service at the siege of Paris in 1871. He was then 20 years old, having been born on October 2, 1851. He Is an author of famous books in military science, and has long been regarded as the fore most authority among European strategists. His name is pronounced Kosh." MIRTHFUL REMARKS. mat youns; aui;iur lch m iu. wnu firs patient, brought her around all right, and now they are happily married. In other words, love effected a quick cure." "That's all very well. But how is he go ing to handle his next case ?" Louisville Courier-Journal. Little Johnnie, aged seven, was being d monlshed by his father for fighting with the boy next door. "I never got Into a fight when I was a hoy." said his parent. Order a Case Sent Omaha Beverage OMAHA, NEB.N ( I HomeJ ! 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