THE TiEEI UiUAllA, iUCOUAl, rtUUUJJ 13, IVIO The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) - EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD KOSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THK BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR.- MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tht anocwttd trt, vt whwli Th H ! muilw, ttluel hlittal to U we for puoltoitKTO of U new aual'Sta crMd to It or not whnriM crwtttnd In this piw. ml l U local publtihed bore!. All tliliM ot publlcun of ettt special disialcpcs T 1 IMMTtd, ... - ' OFFICES Oiuktj n Br BnlMirii. , riiicsso-FsepIrt 5M Building. , South Oih 5S1S N. 8t. New nrt M riftll Aw. Council Bluff U S. ksta M. Ht. Iui-Nrw B'k " Comment. Lincoln Lutle Bulldlnj. WisainilonUU 0 et JUNE CIRCULATION Daily 69,021 Sunday 59,572 imi, etnmUUoa tor the bmU. subscribed sad nrorn te Si Dwtfbt Wlllluns, areulttlon H"W. , i - - S ubserlber leaving th eitr hould kav Th Bm mailed to them. AddrtM changed a Men a request td. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAP Vi:ilU.I!ii!l!ii-iit!Hl!lili!iil!lilil ill i! I! Hlli!ii"i:;!l""iiiiiiiii"i"Mr' A,!, 4, : Smash the slates! The kaiser is ready to admit that some Yankee Jlrmen are also present in France. However, Cole Blease still is threatening in South Carolina, and will not be easily sidetracked. ' Those boches are much more fleet of foot froini backwards than they are going forewards. What would Mr. Wilson do if he had a eon tress to deal with such as Grover Cleveland had? Lenine and Troliky know where they will be life, If not welcome, and for that reason are head Jog ior Berlin. ' " ' ''Jim" Vardaman'a absence from the senate frrffl be a relief to John Sharp Williams as well M to the country. ' Nobody with "The Fatherland" endorsement ll entitled to the endorsement of loyal patriotic Americans at the polls. An industrial census of Omaha should disclose lot of Interesting ' information, whether it brings any war orders or not. ' What President Wilson writes about Varda man and Hardwick, he could write with equal truth about Hitchcock, only more so. If every German general who loses battle to the Allies after this is cashiered, the kaiser M have a fine list of "exs" on his hands soon, , 1 Sunday's record of euto mishaps is impres sive enough to convince any that safety-first has not yet become a general rule among joyriders. A U-boat captain earned a ton of Iron crosses Sunday by 'sinking nine small fishing vessels in American waters. This Is' the game the subsea pirates love to play'. One week from today the trial heat will be ' . ' i .1 1 - - -.4 uJ.. ,.. T ! ii n 4a over ana uie icj ci humi p v cans get by the primaries. Old familiar names are reappearing in im news as the tide of war sways backward across the map. We will know part of our French . . .. ...M .,. gCOgrspny weit- in nine. SOME PERTINENT QUESTIONS. Why is the ; Smitb-Howell-Dodge machine, concealed behind the so-called ."committee of 500," directing its batteries particularly at Sheriff Mike Clark, againjtwhom they have set up a dummy candidate for the primaries? ' How did they come to pick the dummy, any way? V What has' Sheriff Clark done that should pre clude him from the renomination regularly ac corded an efficient officer, who has made good on his first term? Why should Sheriff Clark, with his 'open record of energetic and impartial enforcement of the prohibition law, be suddenly singled out by these camouflage reformers, who never made a move against his predecessor, notoriously in league with the bootleg brigade? .Is the Smith-Howell-Dodge .machine doing this to enlist the support of the Johnny Lynch crowd, which is sore at Clark because he fought Lynch to a finish, took the lid off the court house "gymnasium" and put Lynch out of office? Or is there some other hidden and less de fensible motive back of the masked offensive? : Vardaman, Hardwick, Hitchcock & Co. President Wilson has practically ended the aspirations of Senators Vardaman of Mississippi and Hardwick of Georgia for re-election by ask ing that the voters eliminate them because of their opposition to his policies. In this he gives timely testimony in support of the statement that he has encountered the most persistent interfer ence with his war plans from members of his own party. Nothing could more effectually do away with the cry, raised in desperation by democrats throughout Nebraska, that only democrats can be relied upon to stand by the president and fight the war to victory. Reviewing the records of Vardaman ' and Hardwick and comparing them with the course of our democratic senator from Nebraska, the conclusion is forced that if the latter were seek ing endorsement from the voters at present he would encounter the same objection from the president. Nothing done by either of the ex communicated senators, before or after the war, has embarrassed the administration to the de gree of the bold attempts made by Hitchcock to aid Germany and to obstruct our own movements. Loyal voters of Nebraska should not permit present protestations of the democratic senator who misrepresents his state to blind them to his performances at Washington. They should not take his advice, nor the advice of his hyphen ated organ, as to what constitutes loyalty in any candidate for public favor. They have a chance not only to rebuke him, but to give the president reliable backing in winning the war by electing none but patriotic Americans to represent this state in house and senate, and this opportunity should not be neglected. ' "My dear Viereck" was a, busy little fellow .while on the kaiser's payroll. He earned his money whether the others . who shared in the boodle distribution earned their's or not , ' Mr. Hearst should worry. The United States was neutral then, and itwas merely "a service Ho humanity"! to do anything to help Germany la. For further information, see the Omaha . World-Herald of April 8, 1915. t v D'Annunaio'a Remarkable Feat Wben the final record of the war is made up H9 single feat will outshine that of Gabrielte D'Anntinulo and his seven associates, who flew from Italy to Vienna and bombarded the1 Aus trian capital As a mere exploit by airmen It Las Hi fascination, for it entailed a flight over he Alps, soaring at a height of three miles above the nea is order to 'clear the peaks and escape jthe wind currents. Going and coming this alone would constitute an adventure of which any avla kor might 1eel reasonably proud. But the real iignlficance of the expedition was its character. Instead of dropping high explosives, to blow innocent women and children to atoms, to maim and cripple the helpless, as the Germans have Sfione is their flights over London and Paris, P'Annunzio and his companions flooded the Viennese with little pamphlets, telling them what talght be. The Austrian police are now doing Jtheir utmost to wrest these from the people, re Hiring that they are far more dangerous than the tevnloslvta thev might have expected. It was Die fancy of a poet, carried out in admirable fashion, and Vienna will yet bear testimony to Its effectiveness.; :- - o: Paul Warburg's Warning. ( Paul Warburg's final act on leaving the Fed eral Reserve board at the conclusion of his four year term as its head was to warn his country men against the dangers of an inflated currency. Especially did he emphasize the folly of under taking to convert Liberty bonds or similar forms of loans into money. The Federal Reserve bank was constituted expressly for the purpose of meeting fluctuating demand for currency through the issuance of money based V on commercial credits. By this means it has been found easy to offset any emergency, either by issuing or withdrawing circulating media, thus readily sta bilizing the 'volume and satisfying' the needs of business. It has almost perfectly solved the quantitative theory of money. If, on the other hand, the huge sums represented by the Liberty loans were to be transmuted into money, the volume would swamp the country and bring such disruption of business as would be calamitous, The moderate increase in the amount of money in use has followed on the upward tendency in prices, but so gently as to encourage and stimu late rather than to retard or irritate the course of trade. Our monetary system yet presents im perfections, but ft would not be improved a,ny by dumping unlimited billions of fiat currency into the hopper. The Bee's Free Milk and Ice Fund for relief of hot weather babies has met with exceptionally generous response this year. We already have money in hand to meet all probable demands but that only emphasizes our obligation to those who have helped to make this unique and most worthy charity a complete success. No mere male elevator conductor ever could approach the combined elan, nonchalance and sangfroid characterising his privileged successor in skirts as she "passes up" a waiting person in the middle distance of a tall building. Closing the recruiting stations in anticipation of a stampede may be effective in preventing dis turbance of business, but it does have a queer color when the proposed change in the draft jaws is considered. - Another citizen who well may be spared to the war is the fellow who drives late at night his car at top speed down the village street with the muffler cut out Era of Cheap Food is Over Factors Which Point to After War Prosperity of Farmers Clarance Poe in Review of Reviews. The food problem is serious now during war times, but it must not be forgotten that ir was becoming serious before war began. Moreover, it will be serious after the war is over. It is highly important, therefore, for the nation to get a clear understanding of the agricultural situation. And the first big fact it should recognize is that the real problem is not to get cheaper food, but to get enough food, even at present prices. The era of cheap food is over. When I say prices of farm products are to stay "high, if present prices are so con sidered, I do not mean that the farmer is to be a profiteer or reap unearned profits at the expense of other classes. By no means. The 'prices of farm products must stay high as compared with former prices for these prod ucts, simply because the consumer has here tofore paid the farmer less than a living wage. As Alva Agee puts it, our city con sumers have been "objects of charity" in that they have received the benefit of the unre warded labor of women and children on the farms. Of course, some men have all along made money at farming. No one denies that But when one reads that this farmer or that has made a profit of 10 cents a pound on cotton, of 50 cents a bushel on corn, it by no means follows that the man making the economist's "last considerable quantity required to sup ply the world's need" is even breaking even. To begin with, let the interested reader as certain just how much corn or cotton the farmer with a family of five finds it physically possible to produce, and hence what is the total profit per family under the most favor able of the widely varying conditions. Widely varying conditions, I say, because while our manufacturers of any line of goods have rather uniform machines and expect a rather uniform product per worker, an indus trious famer may get 100 bushels of con per acre from his rich Iowa soil, only 10 bushels from a Vermont rockridge, ana find total failure in a drouth-cursed area in Kansas; just as two-bale-per-acre land in the Missis sippi Delta may yield $5 per day for the labor expended in coton-growing, while thousands of cotton farmers on sandy wastes or gullied hillsides yielding one-fifth of a bale per acre may not receive returns equal to 25 cents a day in wages. It is impossible longer to grow food enough under such conditions as have pre vailed in the past. And instead of resting under the wholly unfounded charge that they are profiteers, our farmers and those familiar with farming conditions desire to present certain fundamental facts to the considerate judgment of their fellow citizens. These facts have heretofore been too largely ig nored, and national leaders intent upon re ducing the cost of living to consumers re gardless of the effect upon producers may continue to ignore them for a time. But in the long run we can evade neither these facts nor their logical consequences. Perhaps the biggest unrecognized element in increased crop prices is the passing forever of cheap new lands in the great west the end of an economic as well as of an historic era. Never in any other half-century since Adam has any such empire been brought un der the plow as in this western country of ours from 150 to 1900. In these SO years, as Mr. Hill pointed out in his famous speech already noted, America's improved acreage was increased nearly 300 per cent, while the total agricultural acreage increased nearly 200 per cent, or by 547,640,932 acres an area equal to more than 10 Minnesotas. And this vast area, be it noted, rich with the stored fertility of forgotten seas and a later aeon of fruitful summers, on coming finally into cultivation was farmed by "soil miners," as Henry Wallace termed them. Men rushed in and used up this stored fer tility as rapidly as possible, the fierce com petition among new settlers reducing crop prices to ruinous levels, insomuch that Mr. Hoover himself, the exponent of present-day food conservation, has doubtless seen Kan sans, as I have, who have used corn for fuel. That the benefit of this soil-exploitation went o consumers in the form of lowered prices and not to producers in the form of in creased profits finds historic proof in the grange, alliance and populist movements of western agricultural distress from the early 70's to the later '90's, ip the mortgage and tenancy records of that period, and in such poignantly vivid stories and autobiographies as those of Hamlin Garland. Barely getting laborers' wages for them selves and selling food without any reckon ing of the soil fertility or soil exhaustion it represented somewhat as if one man should present another with a bank check on the basis of the check's value as paper without regarding its depletion of his bank reserve the western farmers not only brought dis aster to their own section, but forced prices to a ruinous point for the rest of America, almost putting agricultural New England out of business, distressingly depressing the south and seriously injuring farm profits all over Europe. Only a few months a-go Mr. George W. Russell, the Irish rural leader, pointed to the definite removal of the former cut-throat competition of these undervalued and marvelously fertile western lands as one of the chief reasons for believing that farm products would remain permanently hifiher. The "soil mining" on virtually free lands in this vast agricultural empire has been per haiH the chief agency in forcing food prices beiow the cost of production in recent years and this factor has now fortunately disap peared forever. Spring Famine In Men's Wear An investigation of the market for men's wear and of conditions in the industry re veals in strong light , just one thing that nobody has anything to offer for the spring of 1919 at the present .time, and that offer ings which may come later will be extremely few and far between. Analysis of causes and effects, however, The Kaiser's Proclamation The greatest condemnation of Kaiser Wil helrp is to be found in the evidence that he is the arch-hypocrite "of his time. It is pos sible for men to sin deeply and yet have such a profound reverence for God that their feeling is nearer love for Him than is that of such as vaunt Him loudly in the midst of crimes. It is not surprising to find, in Wil helm's proclamation, addressed to the Ger man people at the beginning of the fifth year of war, repeated expressions of reliance on Divine assistance, concluding with the pre sumptuous boast that 'God is with us." But the damning evidence to convict such pro testations of being hypocritical is to be found in that short, curt letter sent to Frau Meter, the German woman, who has lost nine sons in the war. In writing to such a bereaved woman, a man of religious inclinations, yes, even a man of good heart and taste without such inclinations, would have found occasion to commend the sorrowing to that only source of hope and consolation the bereaved may have. Instead, the kaiser, expressing his "gratification" at her loyal sacrifice, "is pleased to send her his picture, framed, and with autograph signature." There was no remotest reference to Deity in the kaiser's letter to Frau Meter. With the German kaiser the name of God is only a war cry. He is not the first his torical hypocrite of his kind, but the signs are multiplying which lead us to a hope that he may be the last. Even as he fulminated this Pharisaic proclamatipn, his armies in France were letreating before the allied might of men leagued against oppression ana for the natural rights of man, believing that, in the sight of that God whose name he, so' often profanes, any one of his crea tures is as any other, and that "divine right of birth" is a devil's fiction: Presumotuous boasting cannot now change the current of events or turn back the tides of circum stance. Neither by the strength- of might nor the wiles of diplomacy can autocracy win. Presumptuous vanity and hypocrisy must be always linked. "If, in this struggle," the kaiser writes, "our nation was given leaders capable of the highest achievements, it has been daily proved by fidelity that it has de served to have such leaders." The German people should have had far better and nobler leaders than thev have had in this war. Such leaders would have saved them from the war itself, and the defeat which .now ktows more and more certain. St. Louis Globe-Demo crat. Philadelphia Public Ledger. j just as strongly indicates that the actual famine of goods will be temporary, and that probably there will be considerable allevia tion of the situation for the fall of 1919. In the meantime, the big buyers of fabrics, the large clothing manufacturers and others seem to be fairly well covered for the fall of this year. In short, for just one season, the spring of 1919, the civilian is going to be "up against it" for new clothes. Thirty-two manufacturers' representatives have the same story to tell. They have no samples to show, nor do they give any en couragement that they will have samples for the spring of 1919. Here and there are to be found limited assortments in the hands of jobbers, but this is all; and the main hope of the big buyers lies in a certain few mills, which today are trying to work in advance of their schedule of deliveries to the govern ment, and which may, as a consequence, have limited periods between now and January in which they may throw their looms to pro duction of civilian goods. Just how long these periods will be is problematical, de pendent on labor and the absence of hitches m following out the government orders. The situation, of course, traces back to the exceptionally heavy demands of the gov ernment, as a result of which the mills gen erally are devoting about 80 per cent of their equipment to army and navy orders. When it is considered that in many cases efficiency falls as low as 65 per cent of normal, the 20 per cent surplus available for civilian demand is more than likely to be eaten up. Certain of the larger mills, however, have been able to plan ahead sufficiently to split their capacities 80 to 20 on the basis of time, rather than machinery, and by this means to fill their allotments of government work ahead of schedule, and then throw their full force for limited periods onto civil ian production, always providing there is no hitch in the plans. It is on these mills that the civilian market must rely for the frac tional part of its demand that can be filled. The wool situation, as affecting the pro duction for spring of 1919, makes it virtually certain that a large proportion of what civil ian output does materialize wi be in the nature of manipulated fabrics, with a large percentage of cotton. With this the public will have to be content. The wool situation in turn traces back, not so much to a scarcity of the world sup ply, though this is a partial factor, as to the scarcity of bottoms to bring the wool to this country. For the future, that is, after spring of 1919, there are to be observed two principal factors of alleviation. One of these is the likelihood that bottoms will be thrown tem porarily from the Atlantic transport service tor bringing in wool. The other is fore casted in the evidence that the government is about to go back to the old plan of buying army cloth on the basis of competitive bids, indicating that its needs for the future are fairly well covered. TMbS I TODAY I One- Tear Ago Today In the War. Allies retused passport' for dele ts to Stockholm peace conference. War department ordered the mob Cls&tlon ot the new national army In four increments, the first to entrain pa September S, . tbe Day We Celebrate. Walter A. SUllman, attorney at law, fenrn 188S. Leslie O. Hicks, civil engineer, horn Mary R. - Macarthur, secretary of the British National Federation of Women Worker born H yeara ago. Hugh Guthrie, solicitor general ot Canada, born at uueipn, one, sz William C. Adamson. former Oeor- tfa congressman, now a member of the court of cuetoms appeala in New ft: or It City, born' in Bowdon county. Pa 9 years ago. this pay in History, . 1818 Lucy Stone, uiorteer advocate fcf woman suffrage, born at West ferookneld. Masa. - Died at Dorches ter, Mass., October 18, 1898. , 1868 Admiral Farrairut and th' bffleers of bis ship wi;re received in audience by the sultan jf Turkey. - 189 3 Fire in Minneapolis de StroVed $2,000,000 in property and fciade 1,609 persons homeleM. 141 Beldam charged the Ger- paaa with atrocltlea Just SO Years Ago Today The Democratio club ot the First ward has elected Charles Ccnoyer president It proposes to. establish a flambeau club and bold a mass meet ing in Mets hall on Thursday next. ' The Murray hotel is to be opened MURRAY wro! 4 rvf Wilt OPEN 43r Hj. ' simim first ;; the hrst of September. The county teachers" Institute opened for the arrangement of a pro gram and the announcement ot the same to the instructors present The forenoon was taken up by Professor Bruner and his assistant or tee ar raneement for the work.. The Bohemian turners of this city, accomoanied by delegations from all over the state, held a very enjoyable picnic at Wilber, Neb. There were enr 1,000 people present - -il. party of New York Central offl. cials passed through the city in the Wriciier company a oawVM car, , State Press Comment Hartlngton Herald: For a year when politics is supposed to be "ad journed," this campaign is not at all bad. Fremont Tribune: The self-styled German supermen know how to beat it when they ve got to, Just like com mon mortals. Wayne Herald: If we were invited to edit and rearrange the months of the year, we would ba tempted to limlnate August We might also, on reflection, use the ?lue pencil on February. Norfolk Press: Next to the Hun the profiteer comes in tor more abuse than any other mortal these days. But as he has both hands in the peo ple s pockets clear up to his elbows he manages to bear up pretty well under the affliction. Kearney Hub: With all the bait ing of the press that we have had in these latter times by men delegated to act in publio affairs, it was sup posed that we had about reached the limit but it remains for an exemption board at Waterloo, la., to play the high trump. This board has notified IS employes of a Waterloo newspaper, according to telegraphic advices, that they must engage in a productive era ployment or be transferred to Cla&s 1 of tbe draft It is fair to assume that this action is taken entirely without orders or authority from the provtsi general, and it so it Is a rough Joke that will be pretty difficult to appre ciate - Center Shots Minneapolis Journal: Many a pa triotic girl who won't wash the family dishes thinks she can nurse 500 wounded soldiers in France. Brooklyn-Eagle: Harvester stock went up 4 points on the news of dissolution." "You can t keep a good trust down" is the latest American modification of a time-honored aph orism. , Louisville Courier-Journal: "We all want peace," says the resuscitated Hindenburg, 'but it must be peace with honor." Which may help to ex plain why the Germans find it so diffi cult to secure the sort of peace they want New York World: Captain Boy-Ed is "unable to think that the war is popular in the United States." The spy paymaster while here was unable to think many thoughts that might have heightened his value to Berlin. Stupid misinformation from other lands costs Germany dear. Brooklyn Eagle: Hun chemicals, drugs and banks are thriving here as the nnn year or the war is entered. Incidental to killing Germans, why not kill their opportunity to make for tunes with our facilities? It is the sure way of teaching them to take hold or their royal families. Minneapolis Journal: There is noth Ing remarkable in the story that a Cheyenne woman "rode the rjids" of a freight train with a baby in her arms. Every day there is! evidence that a woman can carry, not only her I baby, but a dozen bundles, and knit I a sweater at the same time. Twice Told Tales Passed the Limit The late Bishop Dudley ot Ken tucky used to relate with much relish an amusing experience that he once had in connection with waffles. At a fine old Virginia homestead, where he was a frequent guest the waffles were always remarkably good. One morning, as breakfast drew near an end, the tidy little linen-coated black boy who served at table approached the bishop and asked in a low voice: "Bishop, won't y have "n'er waffle?" "Yes," said tha genial bishop, "I be lieve I will." "Dey ain' no fnoy mid the boy. "Well," exclaimed the surprised gentleman, "if there aren't any mora waffles, what made you ask me it I wanted another one?" "Bishop," exclaimed the boy, "you'a done et 10 already, and I fought yeh wouldn't want no mo'!" Youth's Companion. Mercenary Medico. Secretary McAdoo, apropos ot the free anti-typhoid treatment, said at a Washington luncheon: "I once heard of a fashionable but mercenary surgeou who was asked by a friend: "What did you operate on old Laydup for?' "For $2,500.' the surgeon an swered. " 'No, no," said his friend. 'I don't mean that T mean what did he have?' "He had 12.500," said the eur-teon."-Detroit Free Presa. Men for. the Army. Omaha, Aug. 11. To the Editor of The Bee: I wish to express my ap preciation of an editorial in today's paper entitled "Military Training and Peace." It is brief, terse and strong, and I heartily approve of It . In the editorial items, also, there is one which asks "where Grant got his army?" I wonder how many of the people who object to calling men of 18 into the army, know that nine tenths of the army of the union were under 21 years of age at their first enlistment I say men advisedly in regard to soldiering, and there were over 1,000,000 of those men ot 18, and nobody complained that they were too young. I was one of them, and I was not oft duty one day during my entire service, while the few men of 40 in my company were frequently laid off, for one thing or another. 1 would make the draft limits 18 to 40. JONATHAN EDWARDS. Tribute to Watterson. Plattsmouth, Neb., Aug. 10. To the Editor of The Bee: With the retire ment from the field of active newspa per work of Colonel Henry Watterson there passes from the stage one of the few remaining exponents of per sons! Journalism. He had been editor of the Louis ville Courler-JourrtW since it was founded. But he was more than ed itor he was the soul of the Courier Journal: he was the Courier-Journal itself. "Marse Henry" is as much of an American institution as was Mark Twain, whom he closely resembled. He is probably the best known citizen in the United States, with the excep. tion of President Wilson, ex-President Taf t, William Jennings Bryan , or i Theodore Roosevelt. Colonel Watterson was a traveler In many lands and a keen observer of conditions in foreign countrtes. ' He had been the guest ot every press club in the United States. But if he has indeed said his last word, it is this: "Now and ever, to hell with autocracy! Now and ever, to hell with Hohenrollern and the Haps burg!" He was & mighty , strong and able writer, as was your able and honora ble father, the late Hon. Edward Rosewater, whom we loved. A. W. ATWOOD. Water Power In Nebraska, Omaha, Aug. 8. To the Editor of The Bee: I note with considerable interest the remarks of Henry Ford, relative to developing the natural re sources of our state, and dwelling on the possibilities of the latent powers going to waste, and the indifference of our citlsens to harness and utilize our streams. The writer has for the past 30 years been agitating this very thing: and in fact has been elosely'aU lied with promoters that have per mitted their franchises to lapse after renewing them two or three times. It was thought at a time that the Fre mont proposition was a foregone con clusion, their proposition being pro nounced a feasible one, and backed by the best civil engineers in this country but it was permittees xo e dormant so long that people lost all interest In same, and the matter simply died a slow death. Personally speaking, I was not so enthusiastic over the Fremont proposition from the fact that it was to derive its power from the Platte river, tapping same near Llnwood or Morse Bluffs, head ing for Elm Creek on the old Thomp son farm, directly south of Fremont. Any old resident that knows the pe culiarity of the old Platte knows full well that at certain periods of a year that one can cross it dry shod and it could hardly be dependable, and the enormous expense connected with building a reserve reservoir would more than offset the results that could be obtained by the project But I am not oblivious to the fact that there are places in Nebraska where there is plenty of energy, if conserved, to furnish power enough to drive all the interurban trains in the state and all the factories that nnn tie hrnn pht to the state and only a mater of time that some Henry Ford will see and develop same, i maintain similar views to your correspondent a faur AavH am regarding the de veloping the Missouri near Omaha, or in fact anywhere tnis siae or en trance of the Niobrara, as the fall is so slight that it would back flood the whole country. Now I am not de pending on the editor from Columbus to be sent to the United States senate or considering it from any political standpoint to bring about these de velopments of water power. It is only a matter of a short time they are bound to come and furthermore, if I may predict, the power will come from the Niobrara and Keya Paha rivers, which are nature's natural production, of sufficient current to drive any and all power needed In Ne. braska. The Niobrara river at Carnes offers one of the finest loca tions for a development ot a plant of this nature of any in the northwest Not this alone anywhere 15 miles either side, east or west on the Nio brara can be utilized for this purpose and I further predict when this cruel war Is ended that this portion ot Ne braska is coming into her own. JAMES HALE MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "W must rtfulat th btthlng iutt." "Well, bow abort fhall w allow tb klrtir" "Hum! I don't think wo ouabt to Intor tero with any younf ladjr who wears any kind of a alclrt,' IulBvllla Courier-Journal. A thing of boauty If a Joy tower." quoted tho Parlor Phlloaophor. or at leait till ah U old." added th Mer Man. Town Topic. "My daughter, young- Smith called today to aek m If I would glv blra your band." "Well, father, did h tell you if h bad anythlDf to put la It t" Balttmor AmoS can. "Am t th only girt you vr iovd?" "Darling, do you auppo I could sTlr to you If I were in th amateur las?" Cblcago Pot "What'a th Meat" "Th idea emj to be to grab all tht food for th rich and to give the poor i permit to eat anything they can get.'"- Louisville Courier-Journal. , THE COWBOY. I'm anre one crippled b ombre, buhlleve me that's no it; . Tv a busted'leg and shoulder, a spllntei in my eye. Tv been gassed and bombed and shrap. nelled, I'm riddled like a sieve. Tuh'd think in uch condition no mar would care In Hv But su'thln gripped and held me when 1 onrea must casn in. When I Just lay down an' reckoned I didn't earo to win An I changed opinions pronto, J ain't so ma 10 neea no nearse, A chap's a lot to ltv for when he's got Red Cross nurse. So htr I am In hospital, my bed all white and clean, With an angel sitting by me, th first 1 ever seen; I ustr boast poor simp of what I knew about th sex. For I'd mixed up some with wlmmen In San Antonio, Tex. But I'd never been to heaven, and I hadn'l no idear, They ever turned 'em loos up there, an' let 'em stray down here. Oe whix. th pain's a-eomln' back I 1 O Lord, don't let me eurre. An' scar her back to Paradise my little Bad Cross nurse. There's a long, long trail a-wlndln' toward the golden West; Tb grass is green beside It it leads to peace and rest. Far from the din of battle, out on a sunlit plain, Where broken limbs ar mended and men forget their pain. It's calling, calling, calling, Its voices bid m come, Far from th bell of warfare, safely and stralghtly horn. My feet are almost on It; Its silences Im merse My soul; but something holds me my little Bed Cross nurse. Iv alius been a waster, a reckless cursing cuss, Whose spechulty Is stirring up hell to make a fuss; And I haven't got religion by a long shot no such thing, But I been so near to heaven I heard th angels sing. An' hereafter In my dealing I'm golnter. It I can, Be neither saint nor devil, but just a regler Man. For no matter what may happen, 1 gotter reimburse Somebody 'cause I'm living my littl Red Cross nurse. Helen Combes in N. T. Herald. LIFT OFF CORNS Doesn't hurt a bit! Sore com lift right off with fingers. Magic! It 6 Costs few cents! Drop a little Freezone on that touchy corn, in stantly that corn stops hurting, then you lift it right out with the fingers. Why wait? Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of Freezone for a few -cents, sufficient to rid your feet of every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and calluses, with out soreness or irritation. 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