THE BEE : OMAHA, MONDAY, JULY 22, 1918. . '' r- . . The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEB : VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR ' THK BEK POBLISHmO COM PANT. PROPRIETOR. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tta Aaoaatto fnn. ji wliirt Hw et u mem km it txeimonii nulled (c tht mat tot imbltcttioo o ell arm d iutcti ertdllM to It or aoi otherwise eiedlted In this parte, and 1 Un toea' -" published hereto. AU -Ifbu of niblinitioo of out special lintbt ere alio riiiseiiad. OFFICES Oiuu-ft aee Balidla. CWoarv-Hwrw ) B audio gout umthk S31S M. ft. Nea k-M Fifth AfO. Council bluffa 14 . Male Bt loult-Nw B ot Commuee. Lincoln- -Utile BalldlBg, Washlniton--1311 0 Bb " JUNE CIRCULATION Daily 69,021 Sunday 59,572 trrnf etrc-tattoa (or Ui saooth. subscribed and rworo to 0 Owifn VVlhana. Circulation Manaftc. - Subscribe- leaving tha city should bava Tha Baa mailed to thorn. Addraaa changed aa of tea aa requested. ' THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG Sil JS2 I 11 liIIHlljiilii!iilllill!M Lightless nights will also help lick the kaiser, 10 go to it - Politic1 has been adjourned, but just watch the fur fly for the next 30 days. Three days at a time gives the chautalkers a little chance, but it is not a safe basis for booking long route. ' If Haiti makes as much trouble for Germany as it has for Uncle Sam, the kaiser will know another nation is in the war. Ludendorff now wears Hindenburg'a title, which may be accepted as corroboration of the reported death of the latter. v The anonymous letter writer may console himself with the thought that at least he is help ing swell the sale of postage stamps. Two hundred thousand Americans engaged in the battle line ought to be a sufficient number to attract attention, even from the kaiser. ' If you do not believe that tne democrats are harmonious, listen to the exchange of compli ments between the "Jims" and the "Jacks." - Battle planes are going across the Atlantic now at a rate that may bring us up to require ments in time for the big drive next spring. . The American boys are not only fighters, but pace-setters. Give them i litle more practice and the Allies' troops' will have to speed up to keep up. "perman objectives were attained," says the official report from Berlin. Perhaps they were only trying to find out if the Yankees would fight. An Omaha elevator girl says she can spot the local proteuts by their long faces and grouchy demeanor. They will have other marks of dis tinction before it is all over. The kaiser took much pleasure in watching the start of the latest "storm for peace," but his faithful reporter does not say whether he stuck lor the finish. If he did, he learned a little more about war. Some will read the sporting page today, and jgvonder what it will look like hereafter without the box scores, but if they will only wait till the f'var is over they can go back to their favorite literature. ',. . Ella Flagg Young pledges the women to con servation for the next big Liberty loan drive. 31ess her, the women folks have been conserving for the last three years, or we never would have ,Rotten along as far as we have. - . Base Ball on a War Basis. secretary Baker s decision holding profession al base ball a nonessential industry is well found ed. This does not imply any hostility to the sport, for it is the cleanest and most commend ' able ever devised. , No other game ever took such a hold on the people, nor was any ever so implicitly trusted in its professional aspect. But . professional base ball is not required for the win ning of the war, nor. will it seriously spffer through adjournment until that i happier time when we will be at peace and Americans can in comfort devote themselves to the game they all enjoy. Minor league magnates saw the end before the beginning, and while they bravely tried to "carry on" through a few weeks, patriotism led.ihem to put up the shutters and rive their players opportunity to get into useful service. Big league owners have sought merely to get some return for the large sums they have in vested. Their patriotism is unquestioned, and they will probably submit to the ruling with such grace as will bear good fruit when the park gates are again opened and the sport resumed, as it will be. ' GERMAN DEFEAT BEYOND DOUBT. That the Germans have sustained another serious defeat along the Marne is now bevonrl doubt, and the end of the war is brought that much nearer. The full extent of the victorv gained by the Franco-American forces may not yet be told, for the drive has not wholly spent its force. Steadily our troops are pushing ahead, driving the Hun from vantage point after van tage point, and restoring to allied control local strongholds of importance. The forward move ment has slowed down some, as was expected, owing to stiffening German resistance, but the south side of the Marne has been cleared of enemy effectives, while the retirement north of that river in the direction of the old Hindenburg line is progressing. In the maze of speculation two points are quite clear. Paris has again been preserved, through almost the identical strategy that broke up vorKjuck's advance in 1914. At the same time, rmTallied armies are in a far better posi tion for the opening of the proposed grand as sault in the fall. German strategy of huge mass movements has again broken down because of the superior skill of its opposition. The boasted supremacy of the kaiser's troops in open war fare has been exploded. What they will do on the defensive is yet to be decided. As a prelude to the mors important opera tions planned for the coming autumn, this sec ond battle of the Marne is impressive. It was not won by happy chance, but through careful calculation, and its lesson will not be lost on either side. German boasting will not be si lenced, but soldiers who have been so signally beaten will not quickly recover a false sense of invincibility. For its effect on the morale of the Hun, then, the affair is especially important. Are State Railway Commissions Obsolete? There is evidently method in the mad scramble of our Nebraska State Railway Commission to make work for itself. The commission insists up on asserting jurisdiction over the public service corporations of Omaha in matters of rate regula tion; it goes through the forms of issuing orders governing railway operations performed by the federal administration over which no state board has any authority; and it is also speeding up in its activities under the so-called blue sky law. The commission plainly has to have some excuse for continued existence and something to war rant maintaining its expensive staff of rate clerks, bookkeepers, engineers and valuation ex perts, and if they confined themselves to the field of railroad supervision originally mapped out for them, the members might be in danger of discovering themselves to be gentlemen with out an occupation. The Bee was one of the original advocates of a responsible elective state railway commission in Nebraska and is a thorough believer in strict government control of the railroads when they are in private hands, but no one can fail to see that state regulation becomes superfluous when the federal government steps in to run the railroads on its own account. So far as the public utility corporations are concerned, and to the extent the service is local they can be as well, if not better, controlled by the local authorities as a function of municipal self-government. Repression of blue sky speculations is very well in its way, yet the state railway commission would neverhave been created for that one job, which could easily be imposed upon other state offices. Perhaps the state railway commission in Ne braska is no more obsolete than railway commis sions in other states, but the whole subject of their future usefulness or uselessness calls for early attention. Increasing the Terrors of Wr. The ways and means committee of the house will do well to look up some of the reports made from France of late years, notably that which re lates to housing and tuberculosis. A few centuries ago a king of old France found himself short of funds and his chancellor of exchequer conceived the idea of taxing windows. The populace an swered by bricking up all superfluous openings, and originated a habit that persists to this day. They went without fresh air, incurred tubercu losis, and evaded the tax. Ten cents a gallon on gasoline will mean that most folks will give over the use of the automobile; taxing clothing above a certain cost will force most wearers to buy the cheaper kind, and so on through the socalled "consumption" list of the new revenue law. Finally, all tax must be taken . from income, either directly or indirectly, and whether levied In one way or another, it eventually rests on the production of the country. Why not. adopt a law based on our own and the experience of Other countries, and not experiment with devious and uncertain devices, which may or may not produce revenue, but certainly will give the war additional terrors. The World-Herald expresses astonishment that the president should be moving to immedi ately take control of the wires. Why, do you think, did Mr. Wilson insist that the resolution authorizing him so to do be passed wthout delay or debate, if he did not intend at once to assume direction of the telegraph and telephone business of the country? Creel and His Achievements Senator Sherman of Illinois Dissects the Eminent "Publicity Man' Senator Sherman of Illinois took occa- sion, .during the debate on the resolution to! authorize the president to take over control of the teleRraph and telephone systems of the United States, to refer to the career of George Creel, chairman of the official public ity committee, as follows: Creel now appears as the creat luminary to scatter the darkness he and his kind have created. The aboriginal freebooters of de based journalism are rebuking the snirits they called from the vasty deep at $1,250,000 annually. They remind me of the thrifty genius who kept a kennel of wolves in the brush and bred them so he could collect the bounty paid on their scalps. The bane and antidote are discovered on the same pay roll, presided over by a saffron swashbuckler of former days. A mental discharge of 10, 000 words per working dav in the rarefied at mosphere of the Rocky Mountains exhilarat ed the imagination and brought on a verbal looseness which makes it imprudent for Mr. Creel to appear before an audience. We have his own words for it in this hearing, to wit, of the condition of affars in Denver when he wrote the editorials inserted in the Record by the senator from Indiana (Mr. Watson). I quote: "Nobody then spoke in whispers, nobody spoke in conversational tones we screamed." The press enlightened its readers with tropical epithets and red headlines. It was a waste of ink to use an adjective less than the superlative. He vows on page 160 of his evidence: "Never again will they get me up on a public platform." Onre a short time ago he made a speech in a .ew xoric cnurcn. excitement, or tne novelty of being within a sacred edifice, or a relapse into his natural temperamental ex aggeration made him refer to congress as slum scenery. His July 4, 1917, U-boat chap ter was not an amazing yarn; it was a psy chological extravagance. It is so explained in cold type. We marvel at his self-restraint. Was there not an opportunity to blow up the kaisers whole fleet of marine pests! fie re strained himself to one submarine and strew ing the sea with wreckage and oil so one could have somthing for his imaginaton to work on. What a hieh-horsepower expression is worth is shown by details generated in his superheated fancy. Aboard a warship ac companying the fleet was a prosaic Associat ed Press correspondent who was unable to see or to hear any of the engagement. He persisted in wiring that the whole story was a myth. It was, to be euphonious about it, an artistic elaboration, is the way it was ex plained in the hearings. The apocryphal tale that the government could have put a rifle in the hands of every soldier as he entered camp emanated from the same wellsnnnsr of veracity who would have charge of the distribution of all human information if this joint resolution were passed in its present form. This careful re gard of the government caused the men to be drilled with broomsticks as a safety-first caution. They were then unaccustomed to firearms. Then a flier on aeroplane news absorbed his next effort. He, it was, who inserted in the thrilling serial dubbed the Official Bulle tin," and edited by the official bullhead, language which led the unsophisticated citi zen to believe that hundreds of aircraft had gone to France and that thousands more would be ready in a few da'ys, that the whole European sky was to be blackened with them in a little while. He was told by the senior senator from New York (Mr. Wadsworth) and other members of the committee on mili tary affairs of the gap between fact and fic tion before it was published, and yet it ap peared, and Mr. Creel laid it on an individual named Strunsky; I find that thoughtful pre caution in the hearings, as I go back to that time and peruse it. One thing it has netted us, Mr. President, at least, it has enriched our vocabuary with a new word. Munchau sen is stale and vapid. Strunsky tunes things up with a refreshing variety that falls upon the ear with indescribable euphony. Creel admitted before the committee that one air plane had actually been shipped. This was so much better foundation for most of his in formation than usual that the committee and everybody else felt relieved that he got so near the truth. Then came the Von Igel revelations, which were given him to prepare copy for publication. His handiwork relating to Hol land brought an instant and indignant protest from the Netherlands minister in this city. Diplomatic matters in an undigested state, it is notjceable, have not been referred to him since. Great creative ability and a high-voltage imagination do not impress the depart ment as promotive of international harmony among free peoples. Sensational matter does not appeal to him, he avers. He is so tied to humdrum routine that anything lurid causes him infinite torture. He says him self that any trashy or stupid stuff is at once relegated to the garbage can. I wonder how he himself keeps out of it? He knows it at sight as a qualified expert, having produced It himself in prodigious quantities before he was named by the president as conservator of the free press of our country. ' Mr. Creel said six years ago the American voter was a Russian serf. The senate sits in despotism and we are the despots. Those are things' stated by a public officer, whose power it is proposed to increase prodigious ly by the passage of such a resolution as this. The supreme court is a tyrant. The law is an autocrat winking at criminals in high places. The president is helpless. The execu- tve office must have aroused the sympathy of congress for it has delegated most of its power to that department. It would hand over the rest of it if the constitution were not an obstacle. That document is, he said, worn out and ought to be abolished by hav ing every court decision on unconstitutional acts of congress or states referred to a vote of the people. The constitution in this simple way could be amended every 90 days. All public officers were to be subject to recall on a 3 per cent petition. Instead of being present in our seats, most of us would be home answering the 3 per cent petition de mand and justifying our right to hold our seats longer. Elections would be going on all the time. This explains Creel's appointment and most of his pay roll. He further illuminates us by saying America is "a race of commer cial sharks willing to devour one another." Our government was framed behind locked doors by rich men who despised the masses, to preserve aristocratic privileges. The whole scheme was a conspiracy against the people to rivet chains on their, necks. They were implored by Creel six years ago to rise and smash this insufferable tyranny. If it were true then, it is true now. If it were false then, it is unspeakably vicious and depraved now. A man who will say it now is a civic leper, and under recently enacted laws a potential felon. The only mitigation offered is that it is campaign extravagance, local temperament, and sophomoric periods. He regrets his phrasing, and modified his form of expression. It was too hectic for lower altitudes than Denver. Instead of screaming, conversational tones and a more didactic style are now recommended; maybe the official elocutionist did some good. A lower pitch and denatured epithets do not purge him of principles which he avers stout ly he still believes. It is impossible to re sist the conviction that, if Creel were not on the payroll he would be going out of one vociferous spasm into another, emittine 10.- 000 words of crimson balderdash per day or oe in tne custody ot the Department ot Jus tice. The senior senator from Idaho (Mr. Borah) called my attention to the most sing ular composition ever produced from offi cial sources. It had escaped mv attention. The senate is indebted to him for my com ment on it. The latest exploit of this public function ary is a special feature service article July 7, 1918. From proof sheets we learn it was sent out by the committee on pitiless public ity, or, rather, public information. The style and familiar nausea remind a western man from the Wabash region of over-indulgence in paw-paws. It identifies unmistakably the toadeater whence it came. There is no use in having anybody's name to it. The subject matter and style identify it completely. The subject is the secretary of war. His wearing apparel, his gait, how his brain functions, his manner of saying "yes," or "no," of making a complete tour of the brown davenports lin ing the wall of his outer office, giving to each occupant a succinct judicial answer, are minutely sketched. Without warning the startling information that he thinks clearly under all circumstances and is never ambig uous is hurtled out to an astonished world. He selects his words fastidiously, shad ing his meaning like one of the old masters mixed his colors. The reader's head buzzes when he is told the secretary can keep three or four stories told him by as many men up in his dome all at one time. Instinctively we think of the juggler who entranced our boyish attention by keeping up a gorgeous maze of whirling balls with no perceptible ef fort, except a fixed smile. Suddenly he ap pears mingling with ambassadors, the wise, the good,, fair forms and hoary seers; he turns aside in the twinkling of an eye to meditate, while contractors hang in midair and profiteers wildly clutch their pocket books in deafening silence. "Yes or no" comes with a decisive ring in his voice, and hundreds of millions of dollars gush from the public treasury on his nod. Then the earth temporarily resumes its customary revolu tion. Five stenographers then rush in. He dictates to nearly all of- them at once. Oth ers linger in hailing distance as a reserve if, perchance, some of the overworked function aries should drop dead. Immense bundles of documents of state appear, in which he im merses himself, lost in a profound vacuum of sublimated thought. The shorthanders flee madly from the incarnated human temp est, waving their notebooks ominously. Now the landscape fades away in a haze of tobac co smoke. Gradually the scene reveals a briar-root pipe, with the Secretary of War at tached, curled up in a deep, soft, armchair, reading his Theocritus and Juvenal or a biography of Tom Johnson or a work on 3-cent fares. From this deep dream of peace this overripe Boswell blazes the film with Baker's trip to war-swept France. We are permitted to gaze upon the greatest secre tary of war the world ever saw. Stanton struggles dimly into view, merely as a basis of comparison, to enable our staggering men tality to gain a last look of Baker walking serene on the summit of inaccessible grand eur before we lapse into unconsciousness. The peerless strategist and warrior fiinishes the moving theater by remaining for hours in the trenches and dugouts in mortal peril from bursting shell and scattering shrapnel. Here the dazed audience disperses. In the consuming major portion of the scene I for got the prose prologue of "Round the Clock with Baker," as this horrible phantasmagoria of adulation is called. Here it is let me give it for the benefit of the senate, for fear that it might escape in "the wrecks of matter, and the crash of worlds." I shall now quote literally. Perish the base thought that I could improve on the original: "There he goes now," remarked one of the office force who sit working in the room out side Secretary Baker's office. "There he goes, in his palm beach suit, with that little old soft hat on his head. Just as friendly and natural. Nothing pompous about him. I should say not. Just as easy and demo cratic as an old shoe!" Mr. President, after enduring this from Creel, the terrors of a Hun invasion are con siderably mitigated. We await our fate with calmness and fortitude. Nothing can be worse on either side of the grave. It has al most converted me into a Universalist hell has nothing like this. I I ODAV One- Year Ago Today In the War. Many Russian regiments reported to have mutinied and fled before the Germans. Slam declared war against Austria and Germany, bringing the number of the allied nations to six teen. : The Day We Celebrate. E. J. McVann, former manager of ; the Traffic Bureau of the Commercial club, born 1869. Duke Somerset, bora 71 year. ago. - Bishop John C Kllgo, of the Metho dist Episcopal church, south, born at Laurens, & C, K7 years ago. James Speyer, leader in banking and finance, bora in New York City e years ago. Tills Day In History. 1657 Frederick I, the first king ot Prussia, born in Konigsberg. Died February 26, 1713. 1706 Treaty for the union of Scot' land with England signed. 1881 United States congress voted 1600,000 lor war purposes and au tnorized the enlistment of 500,000 troops. , 1896 George W. Jones, first United Stats senator from Jowa, died at Du buque. Borq at Vincennes, Ind., April 12, 1804. 191 S Berlin reported progress in the German advance toward Riga. J 9 1 6 Germans encounter drive gained footing north of the Somme, Just 30 Years Ago Today W. R. Stirling, next president of the Brotherhood of St Andrew, ad dressed the local organization at Trin ity cathedral. The new addition to the utreet car barn at the south end of Thirteenth street line Is now completed. It will accommodate 100 horses. Five addi tional cars will be put upon that line and they will run every ten minutes. Kdwirr. Copenharve and Miss Amy Odlorne, both of this city, were mar ried by Rev. John Williamson in the study of the Central United Presby terian church. i W. E. Annin an l wife have returned from a tour of the pleasure reports rf Roll of Honor Endorsed Holdrege Progress: An Idea ad vanced that Omaha establish a Roll of Honor commemorating those of its young men who have given their lives for their country, gives promise of bearing fruit It's a laudable inten tion, and the action of the Metropo lis may well be followed by other of the state municipalities. In the city park at Portland, Ore., stands a beau tiful monument commemorating the valor of the Oregon young men who gave up their lives in the Fhilllptnes. Surely Phelps county can well afford to commemorate the heroic actions of her young soldiers. Beatrice Express: The Omaha Bee Is out with the suggestion for the maintenance of a "roll of honor" In some publio place upon which shall be inscribed the names ot Omaha sol diers who have died while serving the country in lhn military or naval forces engaged in the war. The Bee suggests that the "roll of honor" could be set up in the court house or city hall in an attractive though temporary form that would permit of constant addi tions and be converted into a perman ent tablet later. The suggestion Is a nod "hp and one which should also be carried out In Beatrice and other cities. The proper authorities, the 'Next of Kin" organization, Council of Defense or Commercial club should take steps Immediately to that end. Hrown'a Worry. "Brown's debts don't seem to worry him." the west Includine Kalt Lake Denvnr ' Nu; n tty " n looked worried It ivf-T. . Jv , "J . Vs o a" J-Ke f'enver, W0Ul(1 , h1 ,,-, nJ ,he0 the, Vlit0U, Colorado Springs and Lead- , K0 worry him Inlo worrylns wma mora." Boston xranicrrpt. ills, Editorial Shrapnel Albany Journal: The time may not be distant when the kaiser will have to say: "Rueckwaerts mitt Gott." New York Vforld: Even the black in the German flag la splotched by the blacker infamy of such a dee i aj the1 sinking of the hospital s -ip Llandovery Castle. Baltimoro Amerkan: One million men in France, tho first million tons of ships completed, and the shipment of big howitzers to France begun. Three cheers! America is under way. Pittsburgh Post: American rat. are destroying $200,000,000 wonh of food every year, which is more damage that the bundesra . the reichsrat and all the oth.r enemy rats have been able to do. Portland Press: Men used to say that the world owed them a living. Now they are learning th: ; they owe the world a reasonable amount of work at a lseful occupation. Kansas City Star: The Louis brewers present what they conceive to be the whole casj asainst the -uel ad ministrator's order denying them coal when they pant out that their plants represent an lnvotment of $80,000,000. Shucks! n.e sou:n had $400,000,000 Invested in slaves in i860. New York Herald: So Germany holds up the western jffensive while the kaiser rants about hamerjlng the sun and sea and Von Hertllng prattles about the future of Belgium. But Ger many will have t i little voice in the disposition of that country as the kaiser when the allies sit down to talk terms. Twice Told Tales Very Likely. A socialist vas talking at the Col ony club abouv girls' schools. ' "Ultra-fashionable girls' schools I don't like," she said. "They educate a girl in everything but an education. "Two housemate" i were talkin? once about their mistress daughter, who had Just returned from one of these ultra-fashionable schools. " 'What's that new course Miss Ma rie Is taking?" the first maid asked. " 'I think,' said the second maid, 1 think the name of It's cosmetics " Washington Star. Ready for tho Fray. "I understand Mis. Gabson has left Mr. Gabson and gone home to her 'nother." "Yes, a ad affair. She charges aim with excessive cruelty." "You surprise me. Gabson doesn't look like a man who would beat his wife." "Oh, he didn't do anything of that sort He got hold of a gas mask somewhere, and when Mrs. Gabson Started one of her monologues he put it on." Birmingham Age-Herald. Cuseful Science. During a recent visit to the house Tommy's uncle decided to test the youngster's progress In study. - "What Is geography, Tommy T" he aksed. "Geography." said Tommy, "Is ,whf-t you put inside your trousers when you think you are going to get a whipping." New York World. One Well Managed County Office. Omaha, July 17--To the Editor of The Bee: Last Saturday an article appeared In The Bee Letter Box un der the heading of "County Employes and Wages," signed "Taxpayer.". Mr. Taxpayer says, as I understand it, "all county officials" are at fault In em ploying incompetent office help. I do not care to enter into an argu ment with "Mr. Taxpayer," but I Jujst want to mention a thing or two: Dur ing the last 10 years 1 have had the opportunity to call at various depart ments in the court house and have noticed the way the various depart ments were being managed. One cer tain department I visited mostly, as my business has demanded. When I wished to look up certain records I have always found them In first class shape, which only goes to show that all work is kept up to date. In case I was unable to find what I was looking for, all I had to do 'was to turn to one of the employes and ask for information, which was always given me in a willing way and with pood service. I never saw any "vis itors" in this particular department disturbing the employes, who were always keeping themselves occupied with work. Mr. Pearce himself Is an able offi cial, has no outside interests of his own to look after, devotes all hisitime to his office, knows his business and runs his department not from a po litical standpoint, but in a real busi nesslike way. He employs none but the best experienced help, who are also alwftys pleasant and anxious to accommodate. It would not be Just to Mr. Pearce and his able force if we included his department with some of the others, which in my estimation ran stand a good overhauling. I hope that our voters will not wait till the last minute, but start right now and pick out their candidates, study them ;nd their records and be sure that when they cast their votej that they will cast them for the right kind of a candidate and not feel sorry afterward and when it is too late. A VOTER. Germany Should Pay Indemnity. To the Editor of the Bee: It has been the idea of some and advocated by some that the United States should not demand any indemnity from Ger many at the end of the world war. What would Germany do to us, should she by any hook or crook win the war? They have already announced that they would compel us to pay a large part of their demand for the payment of $45,000,000,000 and would make the United States a part of the great world-wide German empire. Should we back out and not ask any indemnity? I should say not. As I advocated In the daily press recently, and my position was strong ly upheld by numberless people, many of them of high talent, the German nation should be destroyed, and the kaiser and his six worthless sons should be banished to the remotest parts of the earth, until they die. Not only should Germany be destroyed as a nation, but the people of that part of the earth should be compelled to pay us for the vast amount of dam age and expense they have caused to numerous peoples of the earth. They should be compelled to pay for the material damage done to us and to replace every form of property they have stolen from the Belgians, from the French and from the other na tions they have overrrun. The kaiser and his sons should either be banished or executed for murder. Personally, I would favor the execution of the kaiser and the crown prince of Ger many. The life of one slain Amerlcar sol dier Is worth the lives of 10,000 such fellows as the kaiser and his six goocU for-nothing sons. Let us demand an Indemnity of Germany that will cause her to be so placed that she will never again want to start out n any world wide conquests, and would tend to stop her military system forever. There should be a universal demand in the United States for indemnity from Germany, for we are simply dealing with barbarians far worse than the Goths and Vandals of an cient times. FRANK A. AGNEW. tXfalr, but with baron at torty-ft-e eenta a wune it's ao Joka, at tnat Brownlns'a axtna. "Ha la nothing If not romantlo. Ha pro. poaed to har oa tha adga ot a mountata torsa." "What did aha oV "Sho threw blm over." Baltimore Amer ican. Doctor Did yon g-lve the patient tha medicine I ordered tor hla lneomnla regu larly T Amateur Nurae Tea, doctor, but It madi him mad when I woke him up to take It, Baltimore American. ON THEIR WAY TO FRANCE. Down to the deep blue water. Marching to throb of drum, ' From city atreet and country lane The ltnea of khaki come; The rumbling guna, the aturdy tread, Are full of grim appeal. While raya of weatera aunahlna Flaah from burnished eteel With eager eyea and cheeka aflame The aerrled ranka advance. And your fine lada and my fine lade Are on their way to France. A aob clinga choking In the throat, Aa file on file aweep by. Between those cheering multltudea, To where the great ahlpa lie; The batteriea halt, the columns wheeU To clear-toned bugle's call. With ahoulders aquared and faces front They stand a khaki wall; Tears shine on every watcher's cheek. Love speaks In every glance; For your fine lads and my fine lads Are on their way to, France. Before them, through a mist of years, In soldier gray or blue. Brave comradea from a thousand fields Watch now In proud review; The same old flag, the same old faith The freedom of the world Spella duty In those flapping folds Above long ranks unfurled. Strong are the hearts which bear along Democracy's advance, As your fine lads and my fine lads Go on their way to France. The word rings out, a million feet Tramp forward on the road, Along that path of sacrifice O'er which their fathers strode, , With eager eyes and cheeks aflame. With cheers on smiling lips, Those fighting men of 1918 Move onward to their ships. Not even love can hold thorn ba,ck Nor halt their stern advance, As your dear lads, and my 'dear lads, Go on their way to France. J. A. WHITTAKER. kr dnd FWiNAMX. i LI OV MIDSUMMER SMILES. "Did you hear of the death of my rich uncle?'' "No. How much did he leave you?" "Not a blessed cent." "Well, gee whiz! What was the good of his dicing?" Boston Transcript. ''Philosophers speak of a law of compen sation." "Not disputing that, what most of ns complain about is the amount of compen sation forthcoming." Boston Transcript. I9!i dnd FAR NAM FIREPROOF 200 ROOMS With Bath, $1.50 e $1.78 i With Toilet, 11.00 A $1.28 On Direct Car Lin From DetpoU Hotel Stanford OMAHA -WHY-. A I tfygKMatOaCsaiiwsf "SHrinew U Good--Thack You1 The World-Herald's Comment on tha Dodge Honest Election law was: "The greatest step to wards good government that was ever undertaken In Oma ha." Vote for N. P. 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