THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3. 1918 (The Omaha Bee i DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY J FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER , VICTOR EOSEWATER, EDITOR THS BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered t Omaha poatotflca at coad-clast matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br Curia Br MalL .it aaS tia?. .................. .vn wea, 15e Per yr, tti.00 WlUlOUt SUBdaV. ..... ....... Krln and Buuda? It " t.00 KtrUc wiutout BtmUr " o " i W Uttadf Hm oclr ' So " S.M brad eouce of cauf of eddiew or Imcnlwttf la daliHrr to umtb tie Oreulttloa Dwutnni. - MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tht amoMMad Pnea, at vhicb The Da li i awmrar, arsliulral, itllltd 10 (he dm for pubUMUoa of U aawt diipotcfee eradu4 n It or not oUwnrtM cwliifd I tH pope, ud lo tat Wnt ntwi siitllslMd keretn. all tfgfcu of publication of our epoeltl (HipotctM REMITTANCE Remit M tfnft, crpnao or poKtl order. Only I nd 8-eent runt tl la ' MTBtnt of uin aaxiaBU. Peroral check, oxoept on 3mh ud ouura onbun. not oooeoted. " OFFICES " jmxit Tht Bn Bnlltfnf. ffhtcoftv-Pml'i flu Bulldla. .Srnita Om)io till N St. New lorti W Fifth Am. (Vmwll Blnfft 14 N. Mils St. SI. Loulo Km B'k of Umnarca Lincoln Littl Banding. Wihlnto 13U O St CORRESPONDENCE tiMma eonuiiimlettloiit nUtlni to am ud editorial auttar to )uuba Bm. Editorial Depanment. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 62.544 Dallv Sunday. 54.619 .'nra eirralatim for tht atonta. tutxcrlbad and Iwora to by Dwlftt "VHUana, ClrcalaUoa llinafac - Sabacribera leavinf the city ahauld kave The Bee mailed te them. Addreaa cbaafed aa of tea aa reejueated. - That Liberty' loan parade is open to every body who can walk. Take a short stroll for Old f ..... jiory. I Incidentally, don't forget that million dollar ichool bond issue must be ratified by popular s vote next Tuesday. Save, the wheat flour; remember the French soldiers are fighting en short rations, and de fend on us even for that. . Details of events on the plains of Ficardy add luster to alt the allied arms. Heroism never reached to greater heights than 'there, . , Of course, the name does not suggest any thing in particular, but General Payoff has been authorized td 'organize the bolshevik army. Do you suppose 'the two bodies at Lincoln have renewed the old-time understanding that one or the other would kill any measure both ob jected to? ' ;.: Y ' 1 Our own ordnance experts have designs for a gun that will shoot 105 miles, but -Hvhat ' the country really would like to see is a few guns that can be used in battle. , , v , rsftj- One of the worst things' charged against Bill 'Ure is intimate ,. association with "Fee-grabber Bob" Smith. Mr. Ure, however, doubtless realizes that this is a liability instead of an asset. , 'Another miller, who thought the food regu lations did not Mean what , they say has lost dis license1. In , time the dealers on food wifl , find out that rules are rules, and apply to all alike. I The kaiser regrets very much the, fact that my church should be hit, but if the French will Insist on having these sacred edifices It is their own lookout if they are destroyed in the process f establishing kultur. :'. ".; So far the democrats at Lincoln show1 no sign of intent to modify the ridiculoussproposal for extending to alien enemy voters the right to participate in the election of two more legislatures, two more" congresses and another president. One Kuess as to why this is so. , , The; action of the, state senate, snuffing out the resolution to ratify the national prohibition amendment because not included in the gover nor's special session proclamation, probably also snuffs out the threatened resolution of censure on Senator Hitchcock for his pro-German activi ties and katser-lick-spittung performances. ( Strengthening Control of Food. The federal government appeals to be mov ing steadily to control of the great meat packing industry, that it may have1 more directly over sight of production and distribution of meats, Hrtur far ttiia will r Yrnrlr1 i nr nflitn,ji the growing of meat animals is yet to be de termined. Up to now the only effort at price fixation in this line has been assurance that hogs would not be permitted to go below $15.50 per hundred pounds of live weight. This decision was reached at a time when food and other Items of cost were high, and perhaps will be modified if any recession of prices occurs. Live, stock men are urging that some guaranty be given them of assured profit on what they produce. It may be brought about Jhat the government will take cogpizance of all circumstances, and through 'assuming control' of the great packing houses - do something in the way of establishing prices for live stock. Whether" this is desirable must be developed. What experience the country al ready has had in this line has not been entirely satisfactory. Closer control of foods, both for source and distribution, may be necessary, but, with profiteering eliminated, something must be left to the, operation of the normal laws of trade, WHEN THE FLAG GOES BY. A correspondent writes to The Bee, comment ing on the fact that while a parade went along the streets of the city lately, only a dozen men saluted the flag as it passed. He notes the act that one young army officer and one former National Guard officer were among those remiss in doing reverence to the colors. This is con trasted against the. action of School patrons in forcing a young woman to resign as teacher for failure to salute the flag because of her religious scruples. Here is cause for sober' thought When the flag goes by 100,000,000 people go by, in their strength and majesty. The Declara tion of Independence, the Emancipation Procla mation, the Monroe Doctrine, all the history and achievements of our great country go by when the flag passes. The hope of freemen every where, the happiness and safety of our homes, the preservation of justice and liberty in all the world, our past and our future greatness and prosperity are wrapped up in that flag. It means all that our nation ever did or ever can mean. When the American citizen salutes the ban ner of his country he does homage only to him self. The act i simple, requires no posing, exacts no tribute save that of self-respect. Let us hear a little , less of compelling foreigners to kiss the flag until Americans get so they can lift their hats when the colors go by on the occasion of formal parades. The man who can not reverentially uncover to Old Glory has no right to chide an alien for lack of pa triotic impulse. Treasury War Operations. Some figures from the Treasury department may te of interest in connection with the drive for the third Liberty loan, 'soon to commence. The public mind is bewildered with the talk of billions that have been or are to be expended in connection with the war; financial operations having kept pace with military maneuvers, on a scale far beyond comprehension of common mortals. The ordinary expenditures of the govern ment from July 4, 1917, to March 16, 1918, were $4,233,261,000, or over $13,000,000 a day. These futures do not include $3,621,830,000 loaned to our allies, a good investment, nor $22,000,000 used to purchase bonds of the farm loan banks, another good investment. Total disbursements of the government for the period mentioned were $11, 274,575,000. Actual expenditures on war account amount to a little more than three and one-half billions of dollars. The receipts of the Treasury in, this same time were $11,017,257,000, derived from all sources, including bond Sales and issuance of certificates of Indebtedness. Revenue to the esti mated amount of $2,500,000,000 will be due June 15: some of this already has been paid into the Treasury, but by far the largest part is yet to fe collected. Bonds, certificates of indebtedness, war savings certificates and thrift stamps had been Issued by the Treasury, up to March 12 in the amount of $8,560,802,052.96.' Appropriations for the War department since the declaration of war total $7,464,771,756.48, ' and ' of this $3,006,. 761,907.15 had been withdrawn fi-om the Treasury, For the navy appropriation amounting to $1,905,620,919 was made, and $1,881,000,000 expended. , - In announcing the loan, Secretary , McAdoo called attention to the fact that expenditures had fallen slightly below estimates, and gave it as his opinion that the sum asked would be ample for Treasury requirements for the remainder of the calendar year. This, however, is but con jecture, and may not be borne out by experience. The figures are eloquent and require little em phasis other than is carried by, them. Seizure of the Dutch Shipping. , In order to fully understand the protest of the Dutch against the seizure of their shipping by the United States and Great Britain, two points must be realized. Greatest of these is that it has been Germany that has sought to prevent traffic at sea, neutral as well as belligerent; that it is German power that has been exerted to shut off food and other supplies from neutral nations, We are fighting for the freedom of the seas J Ger many is .seeking to establish control of the wa terways of the earth. 'The other point is that, while Holland no doubt was under duress , of German threats, its course towards the United States had become decidedly unneutral, In with holding ships from service because they did not care to risk German displeasure, the Dutch as sumed the atttyude in which Americans would have found themselves had the Hitdicock resolu tion for an embargo on munitions been adopted, by congress. If that had gone through, Germany would have been victorious long ago. If the Dutch ships had been permitted to remain idle in harbor1, they would thus have contributed to the stalemate at which the, Germans now aim. The action of the 'American government in thismat ter is in conformity to international law, embod ied, in The Hague agreements. Holland is in a most embarrassing situation, but it tne uutcn were to show sime firmness towards the Ger mans it might support their present protest against America with more of dignity. The U-boat has not been entirely overcome but Jhat is no reason for despair. Rather, it should encourage us to greater efforts. , Underground In Nq Man's Land Vast System of Tunnels and Gallerks on Battle Front Philip Gibbs in London Chronicle. I went out into a world the other dav I there were little white shoots from these where no shells, bursting high or bursting low can have any effect upon our men who live there. No German barrage can "put the wind ud. because m this, world there is no wind. Visibility may be good or bad, but the enemy has no observation here, though he is on top all the time. 1 went out into No Mans land bevond our lines, and was as as safe as in the Strand at home, though only a few yards away from the enemy's outposts. Fqr this world into which I went, leaving the blue of the sky and the noise of things that "go off" sud denly, was deep underground. , It is a place oT loner calleTies. 60 feet be low the outside earth, in which one may walk for hours and hours and not come to the end of them. I walked for hours and hours, and my guide, who knows these tun nels blindfold, pointed to the entrancef an other gallery and said, "That leads 'to an other part of the front, and would take an other day to explore." My guide was one of the, officers of the Australian Tunneling company, which dur ing the past two years has done a great part of the work in boring the subterranean sys tem below some section of our battle line. They are mostly miners from the goldfields of western Australia hard, tough, fellows with a special code of their own as regards their ways of discipline and work, but ex perts at their job, and with all their pride in u ana a courage wnicn woum irignten ine devils of hell if they happened to meet in the dark. When thev first came over with their plant the Germans were mining actively un der our lines and blowing up our infantry in the trenches. It (was the worst terror of war before poison gas came, and I used to pity our poor officers and men wqo knew, and hated .to know, that the enemy was sap ping his way under them, and that at any moment they might be buried in a crater or hurled sky high. ' It is many months now since the enemy s mining activities were reported in our com muniques. They were beaten out of the field by British, Australian, Canadian, and New Zealand miners, who fought the Germans back underground from gallery to gallery, blowing them tip again and again whenever they drew near, and racing them for the possession'of the leads whenever they tried to regain part of their destroyed systems. .. I he Australian tunnelers had a race with the German then, and the lives of many men depended on their speed. They could hear him tamping or charging the mine. But they drove- in at three times his speed of working when they are "all out" they can do that every time blew in the ends of one of his galleries, and then broke through his timber into the tunnel. The dash through of the Australian tun nelers With rifles and revolvers was art ex citing adventure. The enemy had escaped, but their system" was destroyed before they could touch off their mines. The Germans know now that thev are beaten underground, and it is an hoior of which this Australian company is proud that, apart from their own casualties, not a single imaniry soiuicr oi ours nas lost nis me ay hostile mining since they challenged the en emy and beat him in this part of the battle front. ; It Is an uncanny thirtg to walk through this subterranean world. It reminded me yesterday of. "The Tim'e Machine," by H. G. Wells,, where the traveler in the fourth di- - . . .l ' j j: mension goes aown tnc enait ana discovers the underground oeonle. and hears the throb -of mighty engines and, feels the touch of sof bodies in the darkness. It was dark in the beginning of the tun nels, and down some of the galleries running out to the fighting points, and men pressed against the chalk walls to let us pass, and I heard their breath, and sometimes there was the clank of steel hat against steel hat. Here and there for 500 yards or so the tunnel roof was so low that one had to walk half doubled, and even then hit one's head sharply against the timber props. A candle held by the man in front was the only light jn the blackness. But presently the under ground world became more spacious and lightened. A tall man could walk upright, and long galleries were tit by bulbs of elec tric light. On each side of the galleries were rooms caryed out of the chalk. They were fur nished with wooden tables and benches, and the miners were playing cards there. A fuggy smell 'and a dampish mist crept to wards us, and . my guide said, "There are a good many men hereabouts." Through holes in the chalk walls I looked into caverns wher men lay asleep in bunks. The voices of men, yawnings and hummings and whistlings came through chinks in the rock, to the silence of the galleries. Later on. after much more walking, there was a queer thrbbbing and whirring, and in a big vault was a power house, with three electric engines providing the light of the galleries, Not far away was a room from which a force heat came and a smell of good food cooking. It was. the kitchen, with big stoves and ovens, where meals were being cooked bv sweltering men within a few yards of the front-line trenches. In a little while a' big electric fan will blow a draught through the kitchen and take awav the heat. ' In other rooms were field dressing sta tions, and we came to a subway with trolley lines, down which the wounded are brought V r . ... r .M i ,t.. .1 irom iqe oaiiieneiu up auovc, su mai mcic is none of that stumbling and drooping and danger of death on the way, as when Stretcher bearers have to carry men over shell cratered land and- down narrow trenches under fire. The roofs of the tunnels were richly colored with a reddish fungus, which hangs down like stalactites, and by a queer freak nf life which oersists by the stubborn desire of nature some of the square planks used for propping up the galleries had sprouted, and We went deeper down and further for ward. In one room men were listening like telephone operators, but the instrument in their ears tells stranger tales than those that travel along overhead wires. They were lis tening to the sounds of German life, in other tunnels like these, the sounds of men walking and talking and filling sandbags and moving timber. The listeners are so expert that they can tell by the nature of the sounds exactly what the enemy is doing through a chalk wall 70 feet thick. Their knowledge of the enemy life is so exact by this means that when they captured some of his galleries they found them exactly as they had mapped them out beforehand by the indications of sound. Presently we' went into one of the fight ing points driven out beyond the lateral gal leries. And my guide said: "Here we will be quiet, because we don't want the enemy to get suspicious. We are now 'out in No Man's land." It was a safe, and pleasant way of wan dering into No Man's land. The war seemed a world away. It was only some hours later, after a good lunch with good fellows in the bowels of the earth, when we came up to the surface of the earth and saw the sky again and the dreary waste of the battlefield and heard the cry and crash of scattered shells that we remembered our whereabouts and this business above ground. The Australian tunnelers live below ground for the greater part of their life, and some of them have the pale look of men who are Out of the light In their spare time down below they play cards, and yarn of old days in the goldfields, and carve laces m tne chalk, as one man had carved the face of Shakesoeare "Old Bill." as he called him Thanks From Boy Scouts. Omaha, March 30. To the Editor of The Bee: At a meeting of the executive board of the Omaha Boy Scouts Friday noon I, was directed by a unanimous vote In behalf of the board to extend to you our sincere thanks and appreciation for the splen did co-operation you have rendered with those interested in the Boy Scout drive, which came to such a fine, suc cessful close Tuesday aight. Realizing as we do the shortage of space due to big war news, we feel that you gave us an exceptional amount of room In your columns. Again thank ing you for your co-operation, I re main. C. II. ENGLISH, Scout Executive. pxartlv like the Stratford bust. It is a strange life in this modern world below the fields of death, and there is a sinister purpose at the end of the. tunnels, but these men, by their toil and courage with picks and explosives and listening instru ments, have saved the lives of many hundreds of British soldiers, and long after the war is finished this underground world of theirs will remain as a memorial of their splendid labor. ' ' ' Prices of Farm Products After, War From- the point of i view of the German propagandist it is good service to discourage farmers in North America from extensive in crease in ' crop production. It is easy to point to the wheat that is being held in Australia and predict an era of low prices, immediately after the war comes to an end. In view of its many activities for the wel fare of Berlin, it is surprising if the German American Alliance has overlooked this field of propaganda. f Farmers should, be, impressed with the fact that there is a war and. after three years and a half of fighting, no basis exists on which peace could, be founded. The western allies realize today, better than ever before, that a peace made now coulq only be a tier man peace, with all their sacrifice of life and savings losit. This country has but one war aim the complete overthrow of Prussian militarism. Peace cannot come until that end is secured, It may take years; nobody knows. But in the meantime we have -but one duty, and that is to fight. , So . long as we tight, tood must be at a premium. Wheat; meat ana oeans are me important war foods, and they cannot be cheap. For this year at least the world's food must come from. North America. In another year the United States must pour men and munitions like a tidal 'wave into France. .It will tax the shipbuilding enter prises to furnish the transportation, so that not many vessels will be sent to Australia so long as America, only one-iounn tne dis tance, can furnish the food. ' . Peace does not mean an immediate re sumption of industry. Transportation will be crowded to the limit, and i demobilization must be a long and tedious' process. Even then people will have to eat while the work of rebuilding Europe goes on. The land will need rebuilding, also before it yields its ac customed crops. Europe's agriculture will, prove to be one of the worst hurt victims of the war. These facts point to high prices for years after the war. " v warmers of JNorth America snouia not be disturbed by disloyal whisperings founded on lies. ' Prices may be high for years to come. The man who grasps the , opportunity now and plants all he can is the one who will win the prize. Wall Street Journal. People and Events , Observing Monday as a foolless day gives April a patriotic start. The ashpiles of winter stick to the lap of spring. The shameless things! "v 1 Congressman La Guardia of New York City, also aviator for Italy, comes out for re election next fall on an "anti-yellow, anti socialistic, anti-German and true-blood-American platform." The hyphens in this case ring true. Viva, La Guardia 1 . Joseph L. Bristow, former United States senator from Kansas, once more throws his ha.t in the senatorial ring. Joe promises to dd things if he gets in. He is not for war now that the country is in it, but wallops the War department in front and rear. A revolution h taxation impends in Mis souri. Assessed valuations of real and per sonal property reported by 1 14 counties to tal $3,236,000,000, which is estimated to be 85 per cent greater than the valuations of 1916. The State Board of Equalization, now at wbrk on the returns, is said to plan a fur ther boost of $750,000,000. St. Louis city and county and Kansas City and Jackson county are assured a, lift calculated to pro duce a succession of screams in the tax-dodg- ing belt. ( Right You Are, Mr. Welch. Omaha, April 1 To the Editor of The Bee: A few weeks ago a young woman - was discharged from her position as a teacher in a public school " because she rerusea to sa lute the flag." She was a member of a sect known as "Soul Sleepers." On the Saturday afternoon of the parade of Boy Scouts recently, Scout Executive English and myself march ed directly back of the scouts carry ing the flags. - We decided to each watch his side of the street for salutes to the flag and in the entire line of march of about 40 blocks we counted exactly 12 men in civilian clothes who re moved tftejr hats or in any way recog nized OldXJlory as it passed. Now, I know it does not necessa rily mean that a man is unpatriotic because he does not salute the flag, but I would not expect an unpatri otic man to do so, and if every pa triot does it we can see where and who the others are and it is mighty encouraging to the soldiers, sailors, Scouts and other citizens to see it done. We were asked in a recent address to do everything we can to show our patriotism so that our enemies will not be encouraged by a show of in difference. '' ' Would the kaiser be much fright ened by American patriotism had he noticed,' or one of his numerous spies reported, this apparent indifference, particularity if he had noticed one second lieutenant of the United States army and one ex-captain of the Ne braska National' Guard whom we passed twice without a salute, thotigh one major and all other officers and privates saluted every time? I believe that a little publicity at this time as to what is the right thing to do would receive the hearty support of the community and there would be no more "Soul Sleepers." I would like to see action at once before the third Liberty loan parade. Yours for America first, JOHN W. WELCH. SMILING LINES. Mr. Leader I can't do without my ma tutinal coffee. Mrs. Newrlch Is that a good brand? We've tried ao many that are poor Boston Transcript. "There's one thing I will say for our na tional anthem." s s "What's that?" "It's a good thing the tune Isn't as hard to remember as the words are." Detroit Free Press. "Flubdub doeen't think much, of Plunlt vllle hospitality. He's always abusing that town." "It's his own fault. I don't know what he did, but they ha4 to put him In Jail." Louisville Courier-Journal. Stella Jack Is so strong, dear boy. Bella How so? Stella Yesterday I had a letter from him at the training camp and he said he had just pitched a tent. Florida Times-Union. She You're heard of people's hair turtrttig white In a single night? Her Maid Yes, miss, but that isn't the color It generally turns whrn It happens as quickly aa that. Baltimore American. One Year Ago Today In the War. . British House of Commons cheered the name of President Wilson. French advanced within two rhiles of St Quentin on the south and cap. tured whole German line for distance of eight miles. Th rnv VT Celebrate. Paul B. Burleig-n, banker, and broker, born 1871. ,-, v. , " ' Richard W. Jepseri, grocer, born 1892. , Harriet Prescott Spofford, author, born at Calais, Me., 83 years-ago. John Burrouiha. American natur alist, born at Roxbury, N. Y, 81 years ago. - - ' . Reginald De Koven, composer, born at Mlddletown. Conn.. 57 years ago, Andrew J. Peters, mayor of Boston. born at Jamaica Flam, .Mass., . years, ago. " eaaaaaaaaiejea f " ' ' This Day In History. 1755 Simon Kenton, a daring " Virginia, Died April 2S, 1828. pioneer of the middle west, born in 1782 General Alexander Macomb, commander of the United States army, 1 1841, born la Detroit Died in Wash ineton. D. C Jun 25. 1841. ' 1818 Seventeen British barges and four American Vessels engaged in con- . filet in Chesapeake Bay. -1871 Communists were defeated in severe street fighting in Paris. 1st 8 Thomas F. Bayard, first am haseador of the United States to Great Britain, took the oath of office. J ust 30 Years Ago Today The annual parade of the city Are department was an imposing spectacle and was witnessed by throngs of peo ple. -', i George Barker and L. L. commenced a chess contest 1 Jewell of five games in the rooms of the Elk club. A new sporting organization, to be christened the Crib club, has been ef fected and a meeting will be held to day for the purpose of electing officers for the current year. ' The South Omaha Base Ball club has ordered new uniforms for tne sea on. ; ' ' . ' Tha work of raisin buildings on th south side of N street to the proper street grade is tinder headway, The building of the 12-inch waring sewer in the alley between Farnam ni Tinnfflfla' atrets and west from Fourteenth to Eighteenth street wan resumed by Major aicvauiey, Here and There It costs the United States $167 to equip an infantryman for service in France. That la the price paid for his tools of war only. Lieutenant Bachpapa of the Italian army recently attained a height of T.026 meters (23,048 feet) in an Italian airplane, mounting to this alti tude in 65 minutes. This is claimed as the world's altitude record. Asphalt, with which so many roads are payed, was found by accident Many years ago in Switzerland nat ural rock asphalt was discovered, and for more than a century it was used for the purpose of extracting th rich ores of bitumen it contained. The loss of life in the British forces at the front, from all causes, is only a little more than 2 per cent a year. Of the 2,600,000 babies born every year in the United States, more' than 350,000 die beiore tney are a year old. That is more than 14 per cent. There are 160 cities in the United States with populations in excess of 50,000, and practically every one of these cities has hundreds of acres of park land. These park acreages, the government believes, could , easily maintain 150,000 sheep each summer. The annual property loss in the United States due to lightning, ac cording to the National Lumber Man ufacturers'' association, is approxi mately $8,000,000, chiefly in the rural districts, while the average number of persons struck by lightning is 1,500, one-third of whom are killed outright and the remainder permanently in i jured. . r . ' , Editorial Snapshots Baltimore American: Hemp is sug gested as a good remedy for treachery and traitors. At any event it would not give them too much rope. J Washington Post: If there were anything in the sayings of Bill Hohen zollern, providence would soon have to go on the defensive. , Loul8villeCourler-Journal: It is be lieved that 200,000 Germans have been killed since Saturday of last week. It would cleanse the world if such a bat tle could progress 100 days. Minneapolis Journal: We have failed heretofore to measure up to our promises. Shall we not now go forward unitedly, unselfishly, deter minedly to keep them, and more than keep them? xiinnonnnlln Trihiina! Germany is strongly opposed to annexations, but you Will notice tnat. in tbcujjiiub boundaries" the grain fields of Russia and the oil fields of Roumania have been taken over by tne uerma.ns. koto Vnrlr Herald: Even to Wash ington ears the blasts from the Skoda mm Tuhih i endiriB' its death-dealing shells into Paris should speak more clearly of the always obvious attitude of Austria than do the echoes of Count Brooklyn Eagle: Hundreds of peo ple with German names are rushing to court to have them wiped out They o thav fast rtl fold shoulder Of SU8- plcion the moment their names are heard, ueiore lnmcung uu many worthy people the military men rr Roriin miirnt hfiva taken thought But the last thing they think of is i German aos9ft , 4 ' 1 Twice Told Tales . Not Hard to Do. Th rnnvM-sation in the lobbv of a Washington hotel turned to the sub ioft nf cfflr-ltniv. when this haDDV little incident was related by Senator George Sutherland of utan: "One, nvenlnff a vni in or man attend oil a rirma. whnr one of the bisr fea tures of the show was a "beautiful lion tamer. Entering the ring, ioi- lowed by the lion, the fair charmer nWnri a. lnmn of suerar between her lips, which the king of the forest took from her with his teetn. instantly the youth sat' up and began to take notice. "Great stunt all right.' he en thusiastically shouted to the per tnrmar 'hut T ran rln it. tool' - " nf HMirse aonrnfullv replied the pretty performer, who didn't like hav ing her act minimized, out uu job really think you can? 'Mnst nmiredlv.' was the tirompt rejoinder of the young man, 'just as well as the lion.-" tnuaaeipnia Telegraph. j ' Science With the Bark On. . a nrnfasanr In an educational Insti tution of the city was examining some Students in nygienio science. v "The great city agglomerations vlti ara th ntmnsnhere." he ESid. "Mor biferous germs, escaping from in habited interiors, contaminate the air around about In the country, how ever, the atmosphere remains pure YI7W I. Vi o t Tnn on'" s 1 'Because,' said Jones, "the people in the country never open weir win dows." London Tit Bits. "That prima donna didn't seem at all angry?" ''How did you get that Impression?" In quired the weary manager. '"She never once raised her voice.-' "Well, you don't think she'd waste a high note on me, do you?" San Francisco Chron icle. Seeing the Light of Duty Our easy-going ways, provincial vision and sugar coated prosperity too often blind men to the duties and re sponsibilities of citizenship. The ca1 of Jacob Schiermann f Clay county is typical of many prosr perous farmers who are "loW awakening and passing from indif ference to energetic support of war measures. The Clay County Sun, which details the story of Jacobs awakening, ascribes his indifference to national affairs to localized habits characteristic of natives as well as alien born. Some food rules were obeved, if convenient, others resisted, "I got a little pigheaded" says Jake, when he was ordered to return to the millers 20 sacks of flour which the family held in excess of immediate needs. The jolt hurt pride for a while. It also started Jake's gray matter working on another tack. A community rally on war saving stamps increased the light of pa triotic duty which Schiermann had already visioned. He subscribed lib erally. At the same time a disturbing thought sank in why give money and refuse to surplus flour? Loyalty won and the 20 sacks of flour went to the county food administrator. "In addition to this," relates the Sun, "Mr. Schiermann came in 10 see us and imform us that just as soon as his new wheat crop was out of the ground far enough to give promise of returning him seed for another year, he would place on the market at the prevailing price 200 bushel of choice seed that he has been saving for an emergency. "Thus Jacob Schiermann finished the story of his introduction to those higher conceptions of citizenship which are, as yet, not all clear to some of the foreign born of this coun Why the i 1L tarn Fi fi V lord uhirh Acscrfhtt pianoforte construction fail to conirey a true idea of musical (uality.' To hear flu? Mason &Hamlh. is tKc only way to re alize that it Is a" jewel of imperisHabe tone" as distinguished from -instrument? JpDt? rul ing sole! on"Veputa- t 'a Af us to sAour you wAy ! s I V ID H7 JB - Sai 1 1 -V : ttAxit Priced- UiiQtfst Praised 1513-1515 Douglas Street April, 6th, Third Liberty Loan Drive. Are You Ready? IS YOUR FAMILY FREE FROM COLDS Prospective Emnloyer Why did vou leare your last place? K Chauffeur The j,Tiy I worked for went crazy. Started shingling his house when his car needed new tires. Boston Transcript. THE LISTENING PATROL. PatrlcR MacglU'a "Soldiers' Songs." With, my bosom friend, Bill, armed ready to kill, , I go, over the top as a listening patrol. Good watch we will keep It we don't (all asleep, - As we huddle for warmth in a shell shov eled hole. In the battle lit night all the plain Is alight, Where the grasshoppers chirp to the frogs in the pond, t And the star shells are seen DSnttng red,, blue and green. O'er the enemy trench just a stone's throw beyond. " s The grasses hang damp o'er each wee glowing lamp That is placed on the ground for a fairy campf ire, , And the night oreeaes wheel where the mice squeak and squeal. Making sounds like the enemy cutting j our wire. Here ' are thousands of toads In their an cient abodea. Each toad on Its (tool and each, stool In its place, And a robin aits by with a vigilant eye On a grim garden spider's wife .washing her face. Now Bill never sees any marvels like these, When I speak of the sights be looks up with amaze, i And be smothers a yawn, saying, "Wake me at dawn," While the pustman. from Nod sprinkles dust In his eyes. ' But these things you'll see if you come out with me. And sit by my side In a shell shoveled hole. Where the fairy ells croon to the Ivory moon When the soldier Is out on a llsttnlng no, ml . irsr Don't Use Any Other Than Cuticura Soap To Clear Your Skin Coughs and Colds don't linger when Dr. King's New Dis covery is used. You owe it to your family to yourself to keep. this standard rem edy in yourlmedicine cabinet. ' For almost three generations it ha been the first-choice cold and cough relief of millions of people, young and old. It brings quick relief loosens, chest stuffiness, reduces, fever, soothes irritated, raw throat, check, coughing. Sold by druggets today at the sam old fifty-year old price fifty centSj An Active Liver Means Health, ' Sick headache, Bad breath? Soul stomach, Furred tongue and Indigest tion, Mean Liver and Bowels clogged. Get a 25c bottle of Dr. King's New Life Pills today and eliminate fer menting, gassy foods and waste. Advertisement. ' .WlaaTfiff FOR NEWSPAPER AND CATALOGUE ADVERTISING A .... wiiKTichirej DEE ENGRAVING DEPARTMENT . OMAHA. Improve Your Complexion Get your blood pure, keep the liver active and the bowels regular, and disfiguring pimples and unsightly blotches will disappear from the face. For improving . the complexion and putting the blood in good order are safer, better and surer than cosmetics. They eliminate poisonous matters from the system, strength en the organs and purify the blood-bring the health glow to the cheeks, brighten the eyes, improve and Beautify the Skin Direction of Special Value to Women are with Every Box. Sold by druggist! throughout the world. In boxes, 10c 25c !