r V THE BEE: OMAHA, jSATUKUAr. KBKUAKr 2. ms. I Me .Omaha Bee OA1LY (MORNTXG) EVENING -i SUNDAY V " -; fOONPED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEft l.i : .a VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR TKKtBEB PUBLISHING COMPANY. PKOPBIETOR. fcntertd at Omaha potoffice al tcootid-claii natter. ,-. -,"' TERMS IF SUBSCRIPTION ;''!-"' nr c.m. I Pilr iid ' Bundw per te. ISO : tiif without Sunday.. ...... ....... K"o i Pianist and Sunday.. .............. - lo ' tvnlM tritbom Sunday .7. BaeOay BM only.. .. T B Mll. 'ex mi. W.W I 4.0 - aoe 4.00 100 4 aotlet of cting of tddrtu o Irrerutrti la dt.lTtrt u ocuba Cirowntioo. iMtanmeni. . MEMBER OF , THE ASSOCIATED PRESS b. JUtotl.ted Prett ot which Th Be tt a twirtw. M ohifJ entitled to tM OMTor paolicatlon of at newt dlspctelm credited it or oot otbereiM, credited In till osper an aln m loosl eubliehed aaretn. . ail tUsta of puklloatien of oar anaclal dUpstcaei re the teamed. ,-.-. - . - REMITTANCE Rssiii by fliaft. rajnen or portal order, tmly J-eent itaan tn to Mrmant of small account Paraooal dec, ncevt on Omaha ana eastern etchante, oot aeceptei. ' -V. , . OFFICES. Osuh-Tbe Baa BuIIiUp. t, .... r. . l. . fc, a. found! Bluff-I K Main It . lwlN B' of Cemntrce. Uaoola Llttia Building. Watblottoa UU sr. i , lh)eii JVipli't 1u, BoJiaini. Kew Tori J8 nrm ara, L m. lnue N B' of Ce rMrai ammBiteat!ona ralatlni' ta orra ana editorial BMtw to Or CORRESPONDENCE frail Baa. Editorial Ueparuawt., ' . DECEMBER CIRCULATION , 59,541 Daily Sunday, 51,987 i itH dreaJatlaa for (ha ftmitk. Wbicflhad sad worn U W Diht H'llliaaia, MieuMioa Manaatr. ' Sufcaerlbara leaviaf tfce city rioM fcavs The Bee mailed t Uam. Adifraaa changad aa oftart aa rwjuaataii. morning, Air. th'iiovr yet? i Good' Goundhog; seen-your f Germans threaten to) confine Arnerican officer tvhen-captured in cages.' Just another de'gree'of Vulttir. .' " ' ' ;i. i . . ; ' Meatless breakfast is far more .reasonable than jneajless noon meal, for physiological effect as Tvell- as conservation. "Black )ack" Pershing, Is a mighty fine sol ditr but lie lacks some of the elements of a good war correspondent.- , ; Senator Sorensen wants to'kitow why The Bee's art editor. has,, let up,,on.the "welcome arch."; It is simply resting on the calendar, to come up in its turn. , : f- l .. A general strike against war in Germfny in 1914 would' have bei more to the purpose. Time lias made much, difference in the attitude of the 'German wbrkingman. j ;" The kaiser announces that he is looking for ward 'to a 1 decisive. year. ,( So is, the rest of the j(orld,ith the added proyisothat the decision ie against'the Hohinzollern'. m r .... Buy a "smileage" book arfd . send it to some boy you know in th army. If. you do n6t ,know anyone in particular it will not seriously 'matter. Tust buy thifbootc and sei! it oji. twelve-hour run for, the pool halls ought to give ample time for all 'cue, enthusiasts to sat isfy their -passion and the earlier closing hour will help some of them io get caught up on sleep. . . - y Americans would get k)oW more consolation out of news reports frbm' Germany' werfc'jt not forth fact that we have been ; taught to look- with suspicion on everything coming from that country just now. h . ' 1 " '' The Turk is trying to negotiate separate peace with the Bolfheviki, !ioping(thereby to getsome-f thing to eat, forgetting apparently that the big gest question .before ! the Rujwianeds isjiow to feed themselves. . Calling the-disease '.'Liberty", instead of."Ger man" measles will, not change its;charatfer -or renderit'iess, annoying to the, army. H it will make-Us victims ictC any better,' though, let the change in name gb through. ' ' , ... . , Strike riots in Germany are 'reported to-be oeterirlg out.wconfirming '-early , estimates that " danger of tevolt against the kaiser is not serious. The German socialist is quites deeply com mitted to the war . as is the .German, junker, and (his fact should not ,be overlooked by any. ' ' .' Obec .Lesson in Fuel Saving. ! The unexpected to happened,' and out of the ramshackle rickety old building, Nebraskans call the state house conies an object lesson' all fuel Hra can weir afford to study and apply. A. 'smoke burner" has been attached to the furnace of the heating plant in that tumbledown structure, and' even with the antiquated system' of heating applied and the. urgent necessffy of driving the ' aooaratus to its full capacity -by reason of the severe 'weather.a-saving of .$25 a.dayin fuel cost is" noted.' Saving in pcoportion is possible in, every otnee ouuomg or power ioi y equipped 'wittf a modern. furnaceV Every cloud tl black smoke that obscures the sky and pollutes tt air IsVoroof of waste. It rrieans that the fue ts not being burned properly,, and ;thit much of its value is going up the chimney, unconsumea, Careless users of coal have no right to sit iroCmd. arid criticize the fuel administrator tilHhey have taken steps td remedy their; oWn contribution to the waste. Burn the coal that goes into the tur nact. and do not let half or morj of its effective value escape through the chimney. . Spain attd the United States. Actioh of the .government -in retusing bunker coal to Spanish iSips at American ports empha sizes statements recently made by The Bee. The course of the Spaniards in the present war has been pro-German from the first, and now lias reached the place where the United States no longer can ignore the circumstances. Spain has little cause to love the United States, al though relations .between the twp governments have been very cordial for a number of years. Trouble mainly rests on the disposition of the people, who traditieiially are . enemies of Eng land, of France atld of America. This dormant prejudice has-been aroused by .German agents, who have been active from the start of the war among the.Sparftsh masses,, and have stirred in them every possible sentiment of resentment against the foes of Germany.- While Spain's king has shown himself liberal in all ways, ami very much of a democrat in some, in spite of his Haps burg lineage- and the almost impregnable eti quette that, surrounds him, he lacks both ability fid authority to lead his people into a better view of things and a more hopeful attitude. Between king and people intervenes the army, just now pro-German and representative of the unreason ing passion of , the Spaniard against' Gallic and Anglo-Saxon peoples. tIjc presence of. Spam in the war would be of Jittlc matter, one way or the other, but . the course of its people at present is not encouraging to friends of liberal government and free institutions. '. V , Investigating the Wreck. V Th Staff Railwav commission is nerforjninz' a public Wvice the county attorney of Douglas county declined to look after that of investigat ing the street disaster that cost four lives, when a runaway car on the Missouri Pacific crashed into a street car.i County Attorney, Magney is reported to have dismissed the matter with a statement tnat me acciaeni apparently was un avoidable, and therefore did not call for an in quiry by him acting as coroner. . He may have been correct in liis conclusion, but to the lay mind it occurs tha4 when such a wreck as that occurs responsibility must rest somewhere. At least, it will do no great harm to make sufficient inquiry to show that no cutpability attaches to any one. The state board will perhaps develop all the facts, and through it the public may come toknow if any bUme is to be placed on either of' the 'companies involved, or on the city' for permitting the existence of an unprotected grade crossing where. normal traffic is so heavy, and where so many', lives are daily in jeopardy be cause of conditions' that might readily be rem edied. .I;, Substitutes tf Or Coal Not Needed. One of the outgrowths of the fuel situation has been discussion in different parts of the conn tr of various substitutes for coal. In most cases the decision has turner in favor of wood, and talk is how' heard of-using it for fuel during the next winter season, wooa nas aiways ocen iu: inuai available substitute, for .coal;. in fact, it was uni versally used for fuel for centuries before man's ingenuity brought coal to general service. To turn back to it now, eveniemporanty. is to con fess a lack of provident efficiency.If the fuel Christmas Day With French Soldiers "The Common Humttn Heart Is the Greatest Miracle Worker" ' Correspondent Perris in London Chronicle. Even in the fourth winter of the war and for the hardened observer the front has its surprises.- Not only the surprises of scenery as one passes from plain to mountain, from river valleys to the depth of great forests, now fantastic under their silver robe of snow and hoar frost. Surprises, not only of in vention, for the deadly purpose towards which every effort converges ' through the unceasing transformation of the machinery artd the processes of war, is a spectacle of strange interest. ( No, it is neither nature nor science, but the common human heart that is the great est miracle worker. To. you poor fellows at a distance it may seem that this long line of frozen ditches and buried camps is a stereotyped affair, that all the contours of life and death within its bounds have becoiije familiar, that every form of misery or joy, of thought, Jabour, and endurance it can show has been recounted. I can testify this is an error, and in doing so I shall speak for thousands of men who have become habitually silent under the im mensity of their experience. These men are the youth of our world. They are its only hope, whether in war or peace. Whoever does not know them has little useful knowledge of today, and nothing of tomorrow. Bflt when they come home for a week it is to forget, not to gossip about Gehenna. ' Here on its bitter verge, when the day's task is done, and the' candles. arc lit in tire dugout, they are still not very loquacious, but the strained muscles relax in the warmth of a tried comradeship, and incredible tales are told in a few homely phrases without fear, because he is only the civilian, sitting in the corner who could think them incredi ble, and he does not matter. To him, indeed, while it all soon ceases to be incredible, it remains extraordinary arid very difficult to depict or explain. I do not mean such dcds .as are described in the citations for the War Cross, the Military Medal, or the Legion of Honour, but the at mosphere,, the mciitality ofsthe front. . -.This, is something apart from all our frevious knowledge, and markedly different rom the civilian atmosphere at 'home. It creeps on you slowly, and at last grips yOu like a force of nature. You feel that you are in a world different, not only in its outer ac tivities, but in its deeper character. I am not going to attemptvthe task impossible to any but a great genius, of portraying the soul of an army. It would be well, never theless, that all at home, from the minister in the cabinet to the humblest munition workers, should understand that such a thing exists, and is to be counted with. Young in years, but old 'in deeds and suffering, the armies draw in a ceaseless stream of youth and mould it to their own, now settled, temper. Some elements of this mentality are plain to be seen. First the negative ele ments. There is no sex at the front.. There is neftommerce, no' finance, no economic struggle at the. front. There is no :social ex hibition at the front. If there is a question of "getting on"it docs not tfruch the many, and among the few it is subordinated to duty and ht common: interest. There are ho paupers and.no millionaires in the armies. On the side of. positive elements the singleness of purpose, And the unjversality of peril dominate everything. - ; s. They -produce discipline as naturally as they produce comradeship. The -French na ture is as rebellious as arty, but the French soldier knows perfectly well that discipline is necessary,, not only to victory, but to his own safety. And the comradeship born of the ; lightening of common- labours and dangers by mutual aid is of a strength that normal society rarelyaffords. ' War is hell. With the steiich-' of those damnable places' still in one's nostrils there dan be no doubt ?f that. Who knows it as these men of ours do? Who feels it this Christmas day as they do? They are not angels; their , life is far. froftj angelic - Yet they are raised by the cause and their neces sities above the' common stature of humanity. There is' a simplicity and directness about them that, recalls-the old hero, tales. .They have come back to elementary, realities, ahd-, far too far as the descent may, be,' it will niark, and on the' whole for good, the life of the next generation. , " ; w: ', - .jne war, witu an us curses.ywiu ena, put the brave, clean spirit of these best of our tellows. and of the. brotherhood they made in the ,Valley of the Shadow, will'be a light to their children and their children!s children. - While the war correspondent is constantly in. ahd ahout the. trenches and camps, he has too, large a, field to cover to stay Jong in mt spot. ' He is chiefly concerned' with active'op erations. and must hasten, to the. scene and rush, off ' to dispatch' his-'messages. T More over, the:civilian. is a nuisance in the firing lin, justified as. his presence may,be. Thus it is Only now, after more than three. years, that' I have been enabled to' spend several consecutive days and nights among the men in the foremost lines of what; we used to Call the Army of the Aisne,-and may now call .the Army of the Ailette. It was, of course, a mere glimpset but time enough to examine one of tbe several sectors and to become acquainted with One of its divisions a diyision, which, bless its honest heart, rcms to think itself the very flower of the French armies, and not without reason. ' . '- Many 'of the men I have been staying with had. an exffTJOng stretch in theTfront lints, and were undisguisedly glad, of the Christinas relief, but I did not meet pne who had any doubt about' the necessity and the certainty of-victoy. y - Some of them had helped (to take Crionne, some- Heurtebise, some 'Malmaison ahd Montparnasse. You cannot frighten the con querors of the Chimin des Dames.; aha x administrator wilt only reverse , his practice of lakt. summer, and arrange to have our gfeat coal, mines driven at top peed of production through out the warm months, moving - the outgwt to properly designated storage, centers, all uanger of., a; fuel famine . next winter will be averted. Greatest of reas.0!1? for the present shortage is tHatilast summer.'coal user .were advised nor to lay in Stocks In advance, but to hold their orders until tne luei administrator nau hjcu uic This price was 'not given until in October,' when months'of Valuable time had gone by, and it was to6 late .to, get . the usual surplus coal out of the ground. ; ' fin 'ft the counts in the izencral indictment against the administration is thatiJT the fu.el sit uation." Feople have not forgotten now secretary Lane . met 'with the coal operators and fixed a basic price for.fueli under which production would be speeded up' and ample supply made ready through the I summer. This arrangement was overturned .by1 Secretaries B'aker and Daniels, apparently with the president's sanction, and the coal rnjners were' idle for many weeks, when they should-have been employed at jfull time. . Plenty of coal exists in America, and enough for all can ;be taken out of the mines. It only requires car to haul' it away.' The fuel admin istrator;will'doa,rai service if he stops talking about substitutes for coal : and lays plans for an active dumme'r in the mines. i A trio of Cleveland socialists will shortly be- gincserving sentences earned by opposing the drift,' winainc. thereby a crown of martyrdom fyom those whose 'international minds" are in capable of gqjng certain fundamental facts re lating to the maintenance of order .through the agency of democratic government. . Stern lessons are required at times to convince the thoughtless that "the rights of .all are quite as sacred as the rights of an individual, and that unless responsible government is maintained the individual has only such rights as he can preserve 6y ins own cuoris, If Henry Ford turns out U-boat destroyers as fast as he has made, "flivvers," his factory will surely help to win the war. ' Somebody Please Cut the Red Tape Army Staff Ruling and Jts Bearing on Chemists Journal of Industrial and Engineering ; Chemistry. Kums was all rieht when he wrote "A ' Man's a Man for a' That," but there are all kinds of men and there are all kinds of chemists: analytical and research chemists, organics and inorganics, chemists fresh from the universities and chemists who have been able to add to their university training valu able phnt experience. Some have specialized in explosives, others in metal alloys. Some are acirate in analytical work, others excel m planniijg research. If, however, a govern ment department, bureau or division wishes to increase its chemical force by securing the transfej of a specially qualified chemist from a cantonment to a government labora tory,vsuch co-ordinate branch of the govern" ment service must send out to the camps and simply ask for a chemist. Chemists must not oc sougtu Dy name, jo request -a specially qualified man, designating the man you want, is no longer permitted. Such is the ruling of the general staff of the army, to which ruling the War department has strictly adhered for some weeks past. Shades of cotnmoii sense America, what an absurd sit uation! Is this. the final outworking of the spirit of the selective draft which President Wilson assured us was to fashion this nation into the most efficient fighting : machine, which law, the record 6f these columns will testify, we have striven steadfastly to up hold? Is Secretary Baker aware of this rul ing, a ruling which was not brought into be ing .1,000.000 miles away, but right in the city of Washington in his own department? ' The results of such procedure are not only disaster to government chemical work but serious demoralization of the staffs of the chemical industries, which are supplying the very sinews of war. This can be illus trated best by. two specific cases. A colonel in the ordnance department w'tQte recently to a prominent chemical manufacturing com rjanL statinsr that the department was de sirous of securing the services of a number of Chemists and factory foremen for use as inspectors. at munitions plants. He specified that- thev should have had such experience as would enable them to carry out intelligent inspection of explosives manufactured fot the eovernment in t us emergency. - inc manufacturer was asked to ko over his or caiiization And -advise-as to any men who mlpht he available and whom he could rec ommend. That is all right from one point nf view. Of course llw-Vovernmeiit must have comDetent inspectors, and chemical maniifarfiirers are iust as natriotic as OthCr men and will gladly, sacrifice their staffs if need be. lhat is the real question, -it neea be." There are more than 300 chemists in oantonments todav. practically inaccessible for eovernment chemical work because of this .remarkable ruling of the general staff. One of these is a graduate of two leading American universities, in each of which he specialized -1 in chemistry. Furthermore he has had three and a half years of experience in research and in the manufacture of ex plosives, dyestuffs and pharmaceuticals, and is firffiiliar with the installation and operation Of chemical machinery. Yet his daily duties consist of scrubbing floors, shoveling coal or cinders, chopping wood, digging ditches (not trenches') and general work around the stable or kitchen. We do not. seek to arouse sympathy for this young soldier chemist. He is having a good experience and loyally doing liis duty as any ojjjer young American -would; his clear eye andsoldierly bearing show, too, that he has made ffood as a soioier.- tit makes not the slightest complaint. But we do feel that the government is not getting from him the most efficient service he could perform; nd it is a shaine for a similarly aualihcd man to be taken at tins time trom the industries for government work while such a man could be made available in a few hemrs were it not for the weird ruling of the general, staff. . Sixteen thousand chemists at the out break of the war filed with the Bureau of Mines complete data concerning their train ing and specialization in order that their services might be promptly and intelligently availed of as need arose. Alas, these cards of voluntary' information are now botind tightly together by the red tape ot tins ruie-bevond-understanding promulgated by the general staff", i Somebody, please cut tne tape i Rule of the Proletariat. Lincoln. Neb.. Jan. 30.--To the Edi tor of The Bee: Mr. Schwab, the steel magnate, says that it is only a matter of time when the propertyless workers will control this country. What are his reasons for making that statement? Government statistics show that C3 corporations and indi viduals now own more land in the United States than is comprised In th nations of Germany. Denmark. Belgium, Holland and Switzerland combined. Statistics also show that nearly 1,000 new millionaires were enrolled in the millionaire class last year and at the same time tenants are increasing by thousands in both cities and country. Do we imagine that the capitalistic class is going to give up control of that which is becoming their own property, protected by laws in , our constitutions and statute books? Did they voluntarly do so in Russia re cently, inFrance before the revolution and in he last days of ancient na tions? No; they will see a nation soaked in blood and 'destroyed before they back down one stfcp. History is proof of that fact? . ( We are so interested in tryin? to make our little fortunes that we take no heed of the future of our country. Are' these abnormal conditions now confronting us going-to be, settled by peaceful- means or must they be swept away before the red flag of revolution. We had just as well face, facts. We hope to see growing evils settled by the ballot, but we are too careless, too prone to let evil conditions become our master before we attempt to check and destroy them. SHELBY STRONG. . Need for Public Dances. Omaha; Neb., Jan. 30.-To the Edi tor of The Bee: I see no reason at all for people to condemn public dance halls. AVhy da they Judge by here says? I have been going to public dances for two years, and I williclass myself with any one that does not at tend these places. I have never seen anything wrong, because they are properly attended and- managed by men appointed for that purpose.; What wrong is there in going to a place of amusement, as myself and others find it to be and dress propery and nbt come out with a backless, sleeveless or M-aistipss s-own with nothing but a sfrMnsr fo hold it UP. Why do men and women that do not know anything about these pub lip, dances have so much to ' say? Come down and see tho conditions and I think and really know that they will come back again and say: "l nac n Pian dopent time." There are bad women and girls, it makes.no Hif fererice where you go, and the dance halls never 'made them so. You will find them attending service at your rhnrrhes and afterwards going out tnr a "hook of a eood time," as peo pie; often-say, and 1 know several pn nftfl There are more bad girls that are working for $6 and $7 a week, trlan there can be counted, wny r jsecaune thev do not have a thing to say. Just n fhft work is mit out and six or seven days a week time with a continuous standing on their, feet In.-, order to make both ends meet or starve or else ruin her poor life and when she needs recreation and goes to a dance. WpII. hiniro! Someone comes iand fnkPM the iov out of life. Why a.ot trv. men and women, to go through these places and look into this and the girls will not have to steal or go wrong to get to these dances as some one suggested. LINES TO ALAUGH. "Th rfnrmer told m that whn h first went Into one of those ljlir European camhiinir nlacrs and" saw the young men and women who were ruined by that passion, ha AntiiallV .1W red." "Rut did he win on It?" Baltimore American. The colored parson was discoursing on Daniel In the lions": den. At ', the con tiitnn nf his sermon he roared: "Now kin enny ob you elnners tell me why de lion didn't eat Dan'ui t Vfihndv aniiwered. "Wal Ah'l tell yer. yer onery bnneh o onbelievers." he yelled; "twaa"eos the most o' him wuz, backbone, an' th' rest wus grit. Country Gentle,man. "A fool and his money are soon parted.' "That mxv be. but the difficulty of ret ting hold of- money makes me believe there are fewca fools in tne worm man popumr. ly supposed." Louisville Courier-Journal, "How did you lay the foundation for your fortune?" "I didn't lay It. I'm tn the poultry bus iness. A hen laid it." Washington Star. thetr obtuseness or indifference. Clhddear. I n, w warm ir. my new ring'." Youth's Companion. "Edgar!" "Yes, mother." "What are you children dolns? "Playing royalty. I am a KnleM of th Garter, and Edwin is Saturday. "That is an odd nme for royalty. "Oh it Is Just a nickname on account ol his title." "What 1 his title? "Night of tho Bath." Toungstown Tele gram. Hokus T like a Klrl who is resoryed. Pokus So do I, if she is reserved for ma ( Life. SOME DAY. Some Am- where now the trenches spll Powder ana lire ana imrat Shall rife green slopes wnere uhb- And'peaceful homes where humans dwelL Some day wher now black ruin lies A blot upon tne sunen eau... New towers, new spires, new rooia Brum ..-. And from the streets new suuso Some day where now we stand In line And to our country lend our gold. It will return to us again Enhanced In value inamiuiu. Some day where now tne snips eniiui Mid aobs and tears upon un Shall be glad hearts and raaiani t.niu To we come bacK our pojb m.o ... BATOLL SB TRELEl Omaha. CREEPING UP THE STAIRS. In the softly falling twilight Of a weary, weary day. With a quiet step I entered Wbre he children were at play, I was brooding o'er some trouble That had met me unawares. I -When a little voice came ringing ' "Jle is creeping up the stairs.' Ah. it touched the tenderest heart-string With a breath and force divine. And such melodies awakened As mero words can ne'er define. And I turned to see our darling. All forgetful of my cares. , When I sawHtio little creature Slowly creeping up the stairs. Step by step she bravely clambered On her little bands and knees, Keeping tip a constant chattering I.Ike a magpie in the trees Till at last she reached the topmost, Whin o'er all her world's affairs She, delighted, stood a victor After creeping up the stairs. Fainting heart, behold an Image Of man's brief and struggling life. Whose best prizes must be captured With anSarnest noble strife; Onward, upward, reaching ever, . Bending to the weight of cares; Hoping, fearing, still expecting, We go creeping up the stairs. On their step's may be no carpet, Bv their sides may bo no rail; ' Ilands and knees may often pain ue, And the heart may almost fail; Stilt abqve there Is the glory Which no sinfulness impairs. With its rest and Joy forever, After creeping up the stairs. Old Favorite IP LOOKING 11 5no Year Ago Today la the War. v Belgian' relief ship . reported -first ,rictlm of Germany's unrestricted j oat warfare. ' ' rresldent asked senators' advice and wan told a break -with Germany waa nrl hnnnrahle course left. Strict' guard orJered on warships at ill United states avy yarns. VlMJ hnt We Celebrate. Iftnry 'B; Ramsey- Prudential ln- inronr cfimninv. born 1886. Joha O. Kuhn, attorney at law, born William W. Tatum, superintendent f. the Model Steam laundry, .born utain'r General John Blddle..U. S, assistant chief of the army general itaff. born In Detroit 69 yean ago today. ' '' " -' "' ' - Robert I Owen. United States' sena tor from Oklahoma, born at Lynch burg, Va., ? years ago today. ' -. Rt. ev. Edmund M. Dunne. Catho Ho bishop at Peoria. Born in Chicago, 61 year ago toaay. . Thla Vl to History. . i7!U-C-French convention decreed It trajKn for. an officer to surrender his ehir .to a force less than double its own, s '-' ' '. ' ' nU7aneral Taylor and the Afiier- Ipo arm arrived at SaltillO. Mexico. USJ-FarragUt aHed"fr6'm"Harnp- ton Roads for the Mississippi river. 1815 Great Britain plaeed -ail' food Just SO Yean Ago Tjday George E. iiawea or tne .raxiou no tel force has resigned, his resignation to take effect on the 10th ot the month. - Little" llarry'and' Charley 'White have collected 18.80; 8410 lor the . Twice Told Tales Too Much for Rastus. Last summer, a colored man. who had lived all. his life in a great city, got a -Job on a farm. Not knowing that the agricultural game was new to him, Uncle Josh gave the man a bucket .and a three-legged stool and told him to milk the cow. An hour later Rastus returned from the barn yard. , "Look yeah, boss," said he with a wearied expression. "I guess I will hab to gib up do jod oi mn Kin- aai cow." ' v . What's the matter?" wonderingly queried . Uncle . Josh. "She ain't afeared o' you, is she?" "No, "she ain't afeared, boss." was the almost pathetic rejoinder of Ras tus, "but she won't tnind. Fo' de life ob mfc I couldn't-mtte her set down on dat little stool." Philadelphia Telegraph. , ! Dad's Discernment. "Dad," said little Reginald, "what is a bucket-shhp?" - . "A bucket-shop, my eon, Said the Tather, feelingly, "a bucket-shop is a modern cooDeraee establishment to Westphalen monument, and 12,20 for Miss Shattuck. . I Mr. William E. Taylor and MJss O. T. Plum, both of Omaha, wer mar ried at Iowa City.' At the fifth annual meeting. bf: the . . . . i. iiiuuci ii L-iruumaKa v Omaha Loan and Building association, ,.h.ch - , takes a barret and brings back the bunghole.'-rl'uck L. M.; Rheem, Charles R. Turney and E. A: Parmelee were re-eioctea, tne board now comprising the following: L. M. Rheem. Charles R. Turney. John H. Butler, K. A. 1 Parmelee,- Gustave Andreen, Eben , K. Lon-r, James For-th, Thomas J. Fitzmorris, and Samuel Rees. ; '"5IriC"t.',0. Julian, for a number of vears housekeeper at the Ijifayette, Spirit Lake,- is-the- new- housekeeper (t tha raxton, - - - - Progress. s ."There's little sentiment these days, no treasuring of old things. A girl used to get married in her mother's wedding gown." "That's right.. I know a girl who has been married four times, and she had to have a different outflt tor each occasion." Louisville ' Courier-Journal, 'h Peppery Points x" Minneapolis Journal: It is a won der, before the white men came,- that the Indian got along so well without steam-heated wigwams. ' ' Minneapolis Journal: An inference is that the next bond Issue 'will come in April with the Robins. By that time it may be known as the Peace bond. "Washington Post: AVHyle the -t-vnnr.nid etrl who toted concealed Ujynamite stick may need a spanking, the punishment, snouja De adminis tered cautiously.' St. Louis Globe Democrat: Senator Stone was not really trying to help Germany. He was trying to help him self, by his usual devious ways, which might have succeeded in peace times. "Minneapolis Tribune: . The backers are accused of hoarding hides while you and the rest of us are paying two prices for shoes because the, leather supply is short" We should say that the packers' hides were in danger If this accusation be proven. Brooklyn Eagle: Former Premier Asquith, who lost one son In the war, has two others In .the fight who have been wounded. All classes are mak ing sacrifices in England and would seem to answer the nuery of H. G. Wells: "Are we sufficiently, demo cratic?" Eouisvllle Courier-Journal: The people, says Lloyd-George, must go on or go under. Surely! They must, In other words, go over the. top and smash the Germans or get over the fence when the Germans declare the earth their place in the. sun and put whitewashed fence around IU fc Aimed at Omaha York News-Times: Omaha is grap niiner with the Dublic da'ce question. It is an important one and Omaha is not the only municipality vhere this question -is paramount. . Beatrice. Express: ' A hbtfel at Oma ha has been ordered closed following the conviction of, parties .connected with it on Charges of he:lnj, sold in toxicating liquors in the building. And this is in Omaha, where several dis tinguished citizens had been told that Nebraska's prohibitory 'law was "toothless." - . ' Vosk Times: ' It- Is rumored in, Om aha that Chief of Police Dunn is go ing to resign and that .a civilian-chief will be! selected by the city commis sion. Chief Dunn ha been -in bad health for.a long time. He is a veteran In the police, sen-ice of Omaha and can retire on-half pay for the rest of his Ufe. . . - ; i . Nebraska City Press: An . Omaha hotel has been closed by order of the district court of ouglaS county,. for the period of a year, because it has been -shown that liquor -has b a dls pensed regularty4n spKeof the pro. hibitory law. It Is the most drastic order yet Issued since Nebraska went dry, and it may strike terrdr into the hearts of ether bootleggers. ; v 'Dignity of Affluence. Mrs. Hawbuck Hiram, it "takes you twice as long to, drive the pigs as it used' to. . - - . ' Farmer 11 I . know It., iou wouldn't expect me to speak harsh to a lot.of critters worth. 50. apiece, would you? , - She Why aren't the miners digging out mrtrw i-nnl?"' He r suppose they aren't in the vein fo it Boston Transcript. In a ltindargarten claBS flags were shown and in answer to a question a little girl gave the response that was expected of her: "This Is the flag of my country." nd what Is the name! of j-our country?" was the next question. "Tls of thee," was the prompt reply. Indianapolis News. J "He Is' a man who likes to prolong envy of his advantages by parading them before others less fortunate." 'Tes; he got a ton ot coal today and had it' carried Into his collar In bags." Balti more American. tittle Lydia had been given ring as a mucn lo ner uivap- guests at dinner unable to -withstand It's Easy-If You Know Dr. Ldwards uave lapiets The secret of keeping young is to feel young to do this you most watch your liver and bowels -there's no need of having a sallow complexion dark rings . under your eyes pimples a bilious look in your face dull eyes with no sparkle. Your doctor will tell you ninetff per cent of all sickness comes from in active bowels and liver. Dr. Edwards, a well-known physician In Ohio, perfected a vegetable com pound. mixed,with olive oil to act or the liver and bowels, which, he gave ttt his patients for years. Dr. Edwards Olive Tallets, the substty tnte for calomel, are gentle in their action yet always effective. They bring about that exuberance of spirit; that natural buoyancy which should be, enjoyed by 1 everyone by toning up the liver and clear' ing the system of impurities. - - . You will know Dr. Edwards Olive Tab lets by their olive color. 10c and 25c pel box. All druggists. "Curo Your Rupfuro LiIto 1 Curod r.lino" Old Sea Captain .-Cured His Owft Kuptnre After Doctors Baid.v "Operate or Death." Bis Bsmtdy and Book Seat Pis. Captain Colllngs sailed the seas fe many years; then l sustained a bad double rupture that soon forced him ta not only remain ashore, but kept hiia bedridden for years. He tried doctoo after doctor and truss after truss. No results! Finally, be was assured that r.e must either submit to a dangerous and abhorrent operation or die. Ha did eitherl He cured hunseii instead. People and Events At last accounts the seed catalogue was leagues in advanee of the spring robin. Cheer upl Only one room in a house in Germany is"- heated during ; winter . cold waves. ' -' . The New York Retail Grocers' associa tion, representing between 5,000 and 6,000, birthday present, but. m stores, announces that the official price of the "Vnaiiy n. iooa regulators sun ine memocrs anu mc will abide by them from start ,to finish. That's the talk and the act that cheets the home guards. ; The, death of Senator Brady of . Idaho bringthe senate's death rpll in-ll months up to four. . The .other three are Senator Newlands of Nevada.. Senator Lane of Oregon and Senator Husting of Wisconsin. Five representatives passed away, in the same time. The man w!th the . scythe reaps his harvest regardless of station. Cuticura Cares For Your Face and Hands Dainty women everywhere use Cuticura Soap and no other for every day toilet purposes with touches of Ointment to purify and beautifv the complexion, hands and hair. Abso lutely nothing better than these fra grant, super-creamy emollients. Sample Each Free by Mail. Address coat card : Cntkura, Dept ISA, BastpB." Sold everywhere. 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