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Booth Oaths 2318 N St. Cnourll Bluffs-14 N. hats St. liaoola-UttJa Bulldlna. Chtoarn Paoplf't Oat Building. Nnrlork JM Firth Art. St Ixalt New B's or i W tab tuton 1311 O St. CORRESPONDENCE Address eommrcntcatteos nlstlag M aswt aa editorial natter It Omaha Be. Kdltortal tMpartsMat. DECEMBER CIRCULATION 59,541 Daily Sunday, 51,987 average ajrealaUea for tho aontfe. tubHrihal tad swots ta by Dwtgbt wuliaaa, Clrsalatloa Manager. SaAauRiwa leaving tfc city abasia1 bavs Tha Baa mail la tfaaaa. Aaaraaa chaagss aa altea aa roajnaataa. "Reparation" and "restoration are stern words, but the kaiser will have to learn them well Definite peace terms have been issued by the Turk, who will be glad enough to get anything a little later on. Lloyd George's speech ought to be translated into Russian as well as German. Some of the .Bolshcviki can read. Omaha's city budget is growing along with the city, and its size suggests that little harm would result from closer watching. One of our judges is trying to decide if 'either meat or milk is a necessity. Depends much on whether it is for infant or adult food. Little credit is due the councilmen for prac ticing enforced economy. They did not go as far as they wanted to because the money gave . out Too many fires are being recorded to make it reasonable that all are due to ordinary careless ness. A few firing squads might have a salutary effect on the epidemic of incendiarism. Omaha still has too many automobile drivers without regard for traffic laws or public safety. The reckless driver is a menace always, and his extermination will be a' progressive step. 'Interest in the war must not entirely divert attention from the calamity that has overwhelmed the city of Guatemala. Help is needed there as badly as anywhere, and should not be delayed. Killing the roosters may be all right in theory, but the experts are referred to the old question as to which comes first, the egg or the chicken. Chanticleer has other duties besides crowing for the sun to rise. One thing the government's taking over of the ""railroads cannot do it cannot make the rickety rust streaks of the lame-duck lines equal the smooth double tracks of those that have been maintained and improved to the minute. The Lincoln Star says Nebraska sentiment is opposed to universal military training. And Ne braska has many graves of young men who were taken to fight without preparation, and who died without getting nearer to war than the training camps. ' . Japan has recalled Ambassador Satopresum ably because the United States could1 not grant all Viscount Ishii sought v In time our little brown friends will learn that Uncle Sam is not simple merely because he is frank aad good-natured, v ; - - Meaning of Colonel House's Report Secretary Lansing has given out a compilation of the headings under which Colonel House and the other United States commissioners took up the matters discussed at the interallied councils abroad. Reading these will give an idea of how comprehensive, the discussions were. Details are withheld as confidential, but the impression must be that the Entente belligerents understand each other much better, and know now exactly what to look for. Out of this should come closer co operation and more effective results. It is espe cially valuable that' the. war aims of the United States have been explained to the European gov ernments, as well as to have a complete under standing of what they expect from us. At first, we are asked to provide men, the equipment to be furnished from the "pool," into which sup plies on the front "are being turned. Other things will come in turn, but men are needed now.- President Wilson and his counsellors now have the intimate program before them, and . ought to be able to go ahead with the war work on a most efficient basis. Lloyd George's Answer to Cumin. No more frank, succinct and convincing state ment of the aims of embattled democracy in the world war has been made than is contained in the address of Lloyd George to the British labor unions. This speech is rightly taken as an an swer to the peace proposal made by Count Cier nin in connection with the abortive conference at Brest-Litovslc The statement from the Aus trian leader was accepted as a challenge to the Entente Allies, demanding attention and a defi nite reply. Lloyd George and Clemenceau consulted, and it is fair to assume that President Wilson was given some opportunity to share in the parley. As a result, the world has the complete declara tion from the British premier, squaring exactly with all that has been said by the American pres ident and the French premier as embodying the views of the three great democratic nations of the world. That these views are subscribed to by Italy may be accepted without demur, and that they represent most of what the Russians sought in their attempt to bring about a settlement of the war is also plain. The issue between democracy and autocracy is sharply drawn. Treaties in the future are to be plain in text and purpose, and so secured that all may depend on them. The right of self government for any nation, large or small, must be made secure, and this only can be accom plished by final defeat of the kaiser and his co horts. Until this is accomplished the war must go on, for not until the forces of German des potism are beaten to the point where they will accept this will quiet be again restored to the world. Germany is the dominant factor yet, and no good reason exists to think that either of its vas sal allies will break away from the war and seek separate peace. Therefore, with our aims plainly stated, we must make good our further declara tion of intent to prosecute the war to victory. Peace may not be reached abruptly; the approach will be by degrees, and will be made certain only when overwhelming military advantage on our side is fully admitted by the German foe. Concord between the forces of freedom will win the war for man's liberty. The Germans now know what is required of them, and what they may expect. Our part is to sternly press home to them the hopelessness of their cause. America As Germany's Bogieman. Despite what the president has iterated and reiterated, no one in Germany is willing to con cede that we over here are not animated by the same selfish motives and greed as they, and America is being held up in Germany as a bogie man to stifle home complaints and spur on to greater sacrifices. For evidence of this we have a discussion in a Munich paper between a con tributor, said to be "very well informed," and Prof. Morritz Bonn, who was an assistant to Dernburg in this country. The former declares: We should be attributing very slight po litical insight and ripeness to the representa tives of the American people in congress and senate, if we were to assume that they had been moved by sentimental or moral excite ments to bring out their enormous resources of power, the greatness of which is in such striking contrast with the aims for which they are striving. No, Wilson's policy is aiming at great things at the erection of an undisputed position of world-power for the free North American state, and the overwhelming ma jority of all politicians and statesmen of in fluence is following him gladly, in order to at tain this exalted aim. Little Europe has hither to dominated the world, politically, intellectu ally, culturally, and economically. This domin ation is now to pass to the great American re public. By the longest possible extension of the war the complete military, financial, and economic exhaustion of the European peoples is to be achieved, and American world-power is to rise from the ruins. ' In reply, Professor Bonn attributes sincerity to President Wilson's previous policy of peace, but nevertheless questions his purpose: ' The question now is whether President Wilson has become a Machtpolitiker, and whether he and his people are pursuing a pol icy of conquest. Or is he still trying to reach his old aims by new means? For, if he is go ing to throw 1,000,000 American warriors on to the battlefield, he must accept the principle that the sword is mightier than the mind and this at a time when the idea of a peace by agreement is rising in all parts of the world. It is not probable that President Wilson will com plete this departure from his principles, if he finds a way out. If he is aiming at the over throw of Germany, that does not necessarily mean that this overthrow must be produced at a given moment by the participation of an American million army if he thinks that he has other serviceable weapons at his disposal, such as the blockade of the neutrals and the future world-trade blockade. Consequently the question what Wilson wants that is to say, what, weapons he in December, 1917, intends to use, not what was his aim when he declared war is a question of the greatest political im portance, and it cannot be disposed of by refer ence to the history and character of the Amer ican people. ' 1 What we must remember is, that this is the kind of stuff that is being -steadfastly fed to the German people by the leaders of militarism who want to keep them tractable. Their plan is to in spire distrust of America also on the part is of our European atlies, and to make everyone in Europe believe it is no longer a question - of wqrld dominion for the kaiser, but of American domina tion of Europe. Ridiculous as the idea must strike us, we must recognize its pregnant possi bilities fqr harm and be careful to do nothing to give it tangible foundation. Looking Ahead to Ultimate Victory Address of Judge A. C. Wakeley to the Nebraska Bar Association At the banquet following the meeting of the Nebraska Bar association at Lincoln, Judge Arthur C. Wakeley of Omaha, new president of the state association, spoke on "Trials: Judicial and Others." His closing words were: "It is said, my brothers, that into each life some rain must fall. So it is with our association: the sudden passing away of Henry D. Estabrook, who was to have been our guest at this annual meeting, has de prived many of us of the Omaha bar, 'and indeed, many of the profession throughout the state, of a warm personal friend. But if he were here tonight I believe he would conf mend to us the philosophy of Thackeray, of whom he was so fond: 'I drink It as the Fa tea ordain it; Come, fill It and have done with rhymes; Fill up the lonely glass and drain it ' In memory of dear old times.' "Tonight we are all thinking of America. Plymouth Rock and 1620. consecrated this land to an ideal. That ideal was liberty. 1776 gave us liberty of self-government; 1812, lib erty of the seas; 1861, liberty of a race; 1898. liberty to an oppressed people, and 1918 will give liberty to a world. When -our fathers said that all men were endowed by their creator with certain rights, they gave God the entire credit. They claimed no partner ship with Him; no 'Gott und Ich,' with the accent on the 'Ich.' And. when we said all men are endowed, we meant people in Bel gium and men everywhere. "The first thing you see in coming from foreign shores, into the harbor of New York, is Bartholdi's Statue of Liberty, Liberty enlightening the world. It is the gift to America of the school children of France. It was contributed from their pennies. In her uplifted hand, she holds a torch, the flames of which irradiate the light of liberty to all the oppressed and down-trodden of the earth. Her hand is raised as if in benediction. The waves of Atlantic, murmuring at her feet, seem to vocalize her spiritl It seems to say: 'Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.' And it would seem that, under God, America was to be the torch-bearer 'to give light to them that sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, to guide our feet into the way of Peace.' "America will win this war, because she rests her expectation upon the approval of mankind, and because she believes that 'Where the spirit of the Lord is, There is Liberty.' She has committed her cause to Him who 'shall judge among the nations and shall rebuke many people.' We stand under the open sky. We are in the people's forum. Their judgment will record the at tainment of America's ideal the enthrone ment of justice. "On a commanding eminence overlooking the Danube river, near Ratisbon, in Saxony, stands the German Temple of Fame. It was founded by King Lewis I. It is called the Valhalla. It is the modern concrete ex pression of a legend prevalent among the ancient Germanic tribes. Odin, the great god of war, received into his palace, into Valhalla, those who had fallen in battle. The Valkyries, the choosers of the slain, selected the dead warriors and bore them to Valhalla. To reward them for the numbers they had slain on earth, immortality was conferred upon them. They passed this immortality of bliss, in feasting, fighting and drinking. This was the paradise of the ancient Ger man tribes. In their modern paradise, this Valhalla on the banks of the Danube, the Germans have ensconced old Kaiser Wil helm, Bismarck, and Von Moltke. ' "But, my brothers, I am thinking of an other legend here tonight: a legend painting a picture of a far different paradise. It is said that when the Savior of mankind was crucified, Joseph of Arimathea caught in the Holy Grail the blood which flowed from His wounded side; that the sacred chalice was miraculously preserved; that during the medieval ages it was hidden on the top of a lofty mountain. Having been lost, knight errants of all nations took upon themselves the quest of the Holy Grail. When ap proached by anyone not perfectly pure, it vanished from sight None might ever see it, but the knight, pure and stainless, in thought, word, and deed. At last, to Sir Galahad, who searched for it with a vision clarified by his sincerity, and with thought exalted by righteousness, was revealed the sacred cup, as he voyaged to the spiritual city, the new Jerusalem. "So shall it be with America and her al lies, the knight errants of today. Fable has already become fact. The cross has sup planted the crescent. A new Jerusalem is even now rising above the Temple of Omar; and in this present quest, the sacred chalice of righteousness will be revealed to us, and in it, let us hope will be contained that blood of which St. Paul spoke, on Mars Hill: 'and hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth.' Then shall the world be safe for democracy. Then shall be reailzed the vision of Tenny son: 'Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argo sies ot magic satis; Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with coBtly bales; Heard the' heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew From the nation's airy navies grappling in the central blue; Far along the world-wide whisper of the south wind rushing warm, With the standards of the peoples plung ing thro' the thunder-storm; Till the war-drum throbb'd no longer, and the battle-flags were furl'd In the Parliament of man, the Federation of the world."' Religion injhe Army Training Camps How a Real Chaplain-Enters Into the Lives of the Men Joseph H. Odell in the Outlook. This brings us squarely to the question of the religion of the camps. Is there any? Of course. What is it like? Well, it is so much like religion everywhere and yet so unlike religion anywhere that it is peculiarly dif ficult to define. The first thing that strikes one is that the religion of the camps is more intimately a part of the daily life of the men there than it is in other places. A man can live in a civilian community for months and absolutely avoid any contact with organized and articulate religion; a soldier cannot live for a day in a camp or cantonment without being in touch with something closely iden tified with religion. A man can work in a mill or factory for a lifetime and never see an authorized representative of Christianity about the plant; in the army the chaplain is one of his officers. And the chaplain, if he is worthy of his office, finds a score of ways of coming into the lives of tire men. A real chaplain is as valuable an asset as the regi ment has; a lazy or incompetent chaplain is worse than an incubus. But, at any rate, the chaplain is as much a part of the or ganization as the adjutant or the officer of the day. But with and behind the chaplain there are the Young Men's Christian association and the Knights of Columbus. The build ings in which these institutions do their work are dotted about the camp, close to barracks or tents, and the soldiers cannot move a hundred yards without seeing them. They are not closed nine-tenths of the time, as are the churches at home. No one needs to change his clothing to enter them. More over, they are so interwoven with the normal life of the soldier that they seem to be his own, as nothing else in camp is his own. And they stand for religion. He writes his letters from the same bench that he uses in listening to a sermon; he plays games un der the same roof that shelters him in re ceiving the sacrament or mass; he sees a thrilling movie in the same place in which he sings the hymns he learned in childhood; the same secretary who referees a wrestling match or a boxing bout talks to him later about God. There is nothing remote or sep arate or esoteric or mythical about this re ligion; it fits into the order of the day as naturally as the meals in the mess room; it interweaves itself with the common occupa tions of his leisure hours. The church in the home community never did that; no man ever thought of dropping into it to smoke and chat, to write a letter to his sweetheart, to laugh at Charlie Chaplin, to see a couple of local champions spar for the honors of the ring. Other distinctions fade also. The lines between the Protestant, the Catholic and the Hebrew remain, but they are not empha sized, and they are never exaggerated. But among Protestants the denominational fences are entirely gone. Common sense has done in a month what committees on comity could not have accomplished in a millennium. A strict Baptist mother visited her son in one of the cantonments on a recent Sunday. She was deeply solicitous that her boy should receive proper religious instruction. "Was there a Baptist preacher in camp?" He did not know, but would inquire. Yes, one was to hold a service that afternoon and give an address in a distant Young Men's Christian association hut. They trudged over together and heard an insnirintr address on how Christ is always the comrade of every man whoJ fights for truth and righteousness ana now he is their companion even when they are not conscious of his presence. "He walked with the two disciples on the road to Em maus, although they did not recognize him; he was with Mary by the sepulcher early in the morning when she thought he was only the gardener; he broke bread with his dis ciples before they knew it was he. And," the speaker continued, "he is near you and with you even though you do not see him; you will find him on the ocean as you are going 'over there;' he will creep along with you when you' go out on duty over 'No Man's Land;' he will spring over the top with you when you go into battle; he will never leave you nor forsake you." The dear old mother was delighted and told the preacher how happy she was that her son could hear such good Baptist doctrine. "But, madam," said the preacher, "I am not a Bap tist, but an Episcopalian." Later the son said, "Mother, I took the sacrament from that man this morning." "Never mind," she said, "it sounded all right and my heart tells me that it must be right. What he said was too good not to be true!" And the kind of preaching to which the men respond? Of course, it goes without saying that the "dear brethren" sort of sen timentalists get scant attention. Men who are preparing to meet the machine gun spray and stand up against gas and liquid fire are not interested in spiritual cosmetics. Curi ously, also, the typical, flamboyant "believe-or-be-damned" kind of evangelist, with his dogmatic theology and his shibbolet tests, makes little impression. Dr. John Timothy Stone, who is doing very effective work in Camp Grant as religious director, writes to me of his experience to this effect: "The soldier must see the man before he sees the religion the man is trying to present. He believes that a man should have breadth of view as to the convictions of others, but must sound no uncertain note as to his own firm belief. Naturalness in a speaker is also an essential. We find that a few earnest words put in 10 or 12 minutes are of far more value than lengthy expositions or drawn-out addresses." Germans continued the bombard ment of Galata. Foscani was taken by tha Austro German invaders of Roumanla. Russians attacked the German po sitions south of Lake Bablt and along the Itiver A a. . The Day We Celebrate. A..V. Shotwell member of the law firm of Lambert Shotwell ft Shotwell, born 1883. Rear Admiral Caspar P. Goodrich, United States Navy, retired, born in Philadelphia, Tt years ago. George Bronson Howard, ' author and playwright born In Howard coun ty, Maryland, 24 years ago today. Charles Harold Davis, one of the celebrated landscape painters of the United States, born at Amesbury, Mass., (2 years ago. Tola Day in History. ltd The' secession convention met In Jackson. Miss., and the first flag of tha confederacy was unfurled. Hit Convention met at Jackson to frame a new constitution for Mis sissippi under the reconstruction acts USi First state legislature of Ne braska opened at Lincoln. . 117$ Act renewing specie pay ments passed by congress. Ill I German ambassador promised Washington government no merchant ship should be torpedoed In Mediter ranean until all n board were safe, Just SO Years Ago Today The Omaha Amateur Athletio club has a membership of 38. Tommy Miliar is getting himself In elegant shape for his coming 20 round contest with Ike Weir. R. R. Bittinger, formerly of the board of trade force of clerks, left for Nellgh, Neb., -Where he has accepted a clerkship. . ? . George Schroeder, the commission merchant left for San Francisco, on the Union Pacifist on a business trip. L. H. Tower has returned from his holiday trip to the east Mrs. Tower will return in a law days. G. D. Searle of Indianapolis, Ind., and Mr. Heath, for a number of years connected with Hlly & Company of the above named place in manufac ture of druggists' extracts, have lo cated in Omaha. South Omaha citizens complained because the price of lock boxes at the raised from ?Z poHtoffice had befin to M per year. I Four New Year Blasts Beatrice Express: No city in the state has a better record of progress made during the past year to point to than Beatrice, and every indica tion points to continued progress the coming year. Kearney Hub: The windows of the watch tower of It 18 are open to the dawn. We gee the shadowy form of a watchman standing there; we cry. 'What of the night?" And the ans. wer comes, and if we listen we shall hear it again as it recedes, and aitaln in a whisper floating on the golden dawn, "Alt's well!" York News-Times: Locally, the year has been better than might have been expected. York has grown con siderably during the year. The county and city were injured a great deal by a severe hail storm and the failure of the winter wheat crop was a blow that was severe, but in spite of these the city and county have prospered and the jear 1818 may prove to be a banner year In the history of York and York county. Fremont Tribune: The Tribune to day presents a summary of the build ing and business growth of the city in the past year. The showing made is most creditable. It was under handicap. That the total for business should have touched a new high wa ter mark and that the total for im provements should have taken place anions thi blgpest years the city has ever known may be viewed as a good sign. J Twice Told Tales No Lawyer Needed. An Atlanta lawyer tells of a newly qualified Judge in one of the towns of the south who was trying one of his first criminal cases. The prisoner was an old negro charged wrth rob bing a hencoop. He had been in court before on a similar charge and was then acquitted. "Well, Henry," observed the Judge, "I see you're in trouble again." "Yessuh," replied the negro. "De las' time, Jedge, you ree'lect, you was mah lawyuh." "Where is your lawyer this time?" "I ain't got no lawyer dis time." said Henry. "Ah's gwlne to tell de troof." Boston Transcript Bill's Last Chance. The following story comes from a reader who is employed on muni tions: 1 There had, it appears, been an ex plosion at a neighboring factory, and the manager, who was snatching a brief holiday at the time, hurried home to investigate. "How in the world did It happen?" he asked the foreman, as he viewed the wreck. "Who was to blame?" "Well, you see, sir," was the reply, "it waa like this. Bill went in the mixing-room, prabably thinking of something else, and struck a match in mistake. He " "Struck a match!" exclaimed the manager in amasement "I should have thought it would have been the last thing on earth he'd do." "It was, sir," was the rejoinder. Chicago Herald. ; Peppery Points Philadelphia Ledger: For a nation bled white France has made a red. blooded response to the government's third war loan. Washington Post: , A new book is called "A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband." The student of it is supposed to have already a desire to please. Louisville Courier Journal: The fellow who sits in the corner scrib bling secretly is not a pro-German plotting destructively. Hes attempt ing to get used to writing "1818." Wall Street Journal: If it were true that delay in letting contracts for army woolens cost the government 8150,000,000, what would happen to officials of a private concern if such a thing could happen? Brooklyn Eagle: Germans have stolen the bronze doors of the Brus sels Exchange and sent them to Ber lin. A whole nation of kleptomaniacs might well stir human pity, but in dignation is still dominant in' the sentiment of the world at, large. Minneapolis Tribune: After read ing the reports of the senate commit tee's investigations we wonder how long it would have taken William J. Bryan .to get uniform and guns for that army ot 1,000,000 men which he was going to have spring to arms be tween sunrise and dusk. An Inherent Right The right to be a cussed fool Is safe from all devices human; It's common as a general rool To every crittur born of weman. Not For Roosevelt. Lyons, Neb., Jan. 4. To the Editor of The Bee: It was very amusing to read the letter of Frank Agnew of De cember 22. And it does seem strange how aome neoDle are so quick to jump at conclusions and go ahead and pen such a letter for the publishers. Roosevelt for secretary of war.' wro demands this? Anybody who has fol lowed his career since he left the White House knows he is so change able and so quick to jump at conclu sions that he could not be trusted with any position In the army or navy. His fitness for a position was passed upon by some of the most able mili tary men of this country and Europe and their decision after thorough investigation was that Roosevelt's services would be a great hindrance to the carrying on of a successful war. In our recent trouble with Mexico, when our president was using all possible and honorable means to avoid war and using all the power at his command to help those poor people to settle their own internal troubles. Roosevelt Instead of being a patriot in a critical time, bitterly condemned every action Wilson did and did every thing in his power to belittle him, but when the votes were counted, just think of it nearly 2,000,000 republi cans voting to keep the man in power who used such washy (as Cannon says) means of handling the affair. This man Roosevelt is a has been. He caused the defeat of the republi can party at the two last elections and we might add for all time to come and the death of the progressive party by casting them adrift upon the high seas. Who demands a change anyhow? The War department never was so well managed; our secretary does not have the handling of this war alone. BENJAMIN F. PECK. Formerly with Company E. Third Nebraska Volunteers of the Spanish American war. Kicks on Street Car Service. Omaha, Jan. 6. To the Editor of The Bee: It Is time that some of the problems of our great metropolitan city be given at least some attention. This is especially true of the street car system. It is a shame to think of a 816,000,000 system such as ours in competent to care for our daily needs and to fall utterly during a enow fall of a half an inch. In the evening car after car loaded to the roof will pass up patrons freezing on the cold corners. Another great fault is at the transfer points. Positively no regard is paid to the comforts or con veniences of the patrons; the cars make no attempt at connections, for nine times out of ten a person but five yards from a car will run for it only to find the car speeding away. One of the most bitter disappoint ments Is with the termination of a line, a particular Instance being the Harnev at Thirty-third ana famer; the conductor signals to go ahead, failing to be on the rear platform to see if persons are within stepping ais tance of it This Is no uncommon oc currence at this corner. Similar troubles are found with the Crosstown cars at Twenty-fourth and Lake. The Dodge street cars come in bunches, sometimes 30-minute service. The "silk-stocking" or Far nam line probably enjoys the best service in the city, being first in every consideration for improvement the Benson-Albright and Crosstown lines, being on a par for poor service; abso lutely rotten; old cars full of dirt, windows unwashed, and they come and go most any time. The Cross- town should be the one best line in the city. Its route Is along the best street in the city. Twenty-fourth street our greatest north-south thorough fare. This route to be qf value should impart three or five-minute service. Many employes in the South Side are compelled to leave a half an hour ear lier in order to transfer downtown, not being able to rely upon the Cross- town to get to work on time. The officials claim that the lack of men is responsible for the absence of efficient operation of its lines. This is exactly so and It is due to the poor conditions under which the men work. Enough has been said heretofore of the requirements of the workers. If the chief mogul of this said street car company would pay his men a decent wage at least equal to that paid a street sweeper or unskilled la borer, we would have plenty of men to insure the efficient operation of this most thoroughly equipped system in j the greatest city or its size in the world Growing Omaha, S. and K. a. t. mv mrt Than T merely had a husband to aupport." Everybody Mag. M line. "Tou mishc order ma a couple ef doen oystrm," eaid the pretty lrl. "But I thought you never ate oyitera, ' "True." "And you couldn't possibly eat two doen." ..... w... r nrripr thpm when I can. One irilfht tlnd a pearL' LouHville Courier Journal. H Most girls, I have found, don't ap preciate real music. Second He Why do you say that? He Well, you may pick beautiful strains on a mandolin lor an nur. - even look out of the window, dui jusi one honk of a horn and out she cornea. Lehigh Bmr. "Well, old Crimson Gulch seemt very T quiet and orderly." aaid the tr&velinf aale- """res," replied Bronco Bob. "When e many of the boya la away handling ma chine guns-H doesn't seem worth while r,niin' with a little toy like a six-shooter." Washington Star. Doctor "This la a very ad case, sir: very sad Indeed. I much regret to tell yot that your wife's mind la gone completely gone." . , Peck "I'm not one bit aurprtaed. She s been giving me a piece of It every day for the last 15 years. Chicago Herald. CASH AND CARRY. I'm a small commuter man On the cash-and-carry pian, To help the war'a economies I do the best I can. To reach the country-side Where my wife and I abide, As I go home from work at night The trolley I must ride. The trifles that we eat. Like the camouflage of meat. The vegetable shortening, The substitutes for aweet, Tha heanleaa navy beans, Tho ollymargarlnes. 1 wrap tnem up in ounuio And tuck them In my Jeans. With my arms about my freight, I reach the trolley late, Just as the tail-end boss Grabs the lever of the gate. With nirkarH a crush. .. , r, I Join tne jumoiea rusn, Anri rirnn mv nasteboard Walnuts And my Imitation mush. I take it with a smile. And push aliead the while The courteous conductor yells, "Move up! Move up the aisle!" I struggle and I grunt. And labor with the stunt To please the con who's telling us "There's lots of room in front!" 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