i'HE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, JULY 27, 1917. i The Omaha Bee DAILY (MOn.VINO-EVENINC-SUNDAT FOUNDED BY IDWAJtO HOStWATE VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR - THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered at Oaishs poatoffiee as eecond-clasa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Ur 'rrlr, Br Mill. -.!! and ur1 .......par oseeta. ele Miw.KN "(llr aiUmi! uiUr... " 4 " 4M ; toning and Muitlr 4"a 'Hi) . t:nini without Mundtr " i " tM , inl lt mI " Me " !M . Kri4 nril nl nuns nf sovime w Imrilantf la dsllrerf la Off. tin. I'lnulsOoa lH-irtmfL REMITTANCE , Rfiit trf drert. rxirt or pom I iirlrr, Only l-ent Ka)re (a la xfnxfil of swill aurounia Pr asl aback, eioayt a Oaulie aod eastern eufesuf. aut aorapted. - OFFICES. Mesne Tno tt WiWuii ibu-sfo-pits' () rtntldlca- - Ifciulli IWnn-4:7 H. 2lllt Ht Ktw V.k flfl An. I'miriM! Bnjr 14 !. aUia 4H. Mt. ltii-.N B. of lamiiwrr. ' l,lnr,,ln-ljlti. Uulldwi. WiMilntoa-IJS lta L N. W... CORRESPONDENCE Mf s --itnirtlMU r'Htinf la 0 aad aditorltl BUter W Onuha bm. fcditnrial Dnnm . JUNE CIRCULATION 55,982 Daily Sunday, 50,986 aiitiss ctrratstloo for iha avrtiia eubKtftnd and sworn to Df Owls. Uiiliuus. tJltcnitilOB Hmiiik Subscribers laavlnc tha city should have Tha Baa mallet' - ta than. Addraaa changed a altan aa requested. ' ' - -.-r tj- .jt j.1 Xo complaint about harvest weather o corn growth in Nebraka the c day. I Industrial peace at home. is a very important factor for the successful waging of war abroad. And to think that the Russian retreat wis or ganized in the name of liberty! Mme.' Recamier ' tyti right. The Bee still iniata that, the best way to smooth out inequalities in local tax assessments ' is through publicity, A scarcity of wrist watches is reported, but that need not stand in the way of preparation for ; battle along other lines. 'Li - I ... Perhaps some stricter rules governing cutting through pavements would help keep pavements in Omaha from going to ruin too fast. With a new crop coining on and prices falling, looks as if the potato were about to be deposed , as the great eye-yam of the vegetable garden. America's work is laid out now and there muitt be no faltering over the job. It is the big gest we ever tackled, but we will see it through. As a matter of fact, the morals squad will not be seriously missed. The regular detective force ought to be able to do the job at least A well and with less grandstanding. Jobbers of foods say tha high pricejl are efue to hysteria. Well, what do they think a mere man if going to do when he sees the bill for gro ceries say a prayer or ting a psalm? At any rate, if General Goethals gets his chance to serve in France as head of the army engineers he will not be overruled there in his decisions by a San Francisco admiralty lawyer. Coal men are still talking of car shortage and railroad men are urging, that cars be loaded heav ier, while winter draws on apace and the house holder wonders" where he. will be at when the now begins to fly again. Formal declaration of ' riltmocracy ; ,by. the Greeks brings Venizclos more prominently to the fore as the real ruler of that country. The Hel lenes can be of great service to the Allies in the Balkana and under the new government ought to be dependable. The arrest of a German Lutheran pastor as an alien enemy in part supports the charges of the State Council of Defense. It disclaims charg ing that the church is disloyal, but only that some of its members are. It will devolve on the loya! Lutherans to discountenance the disloyal, Whale meat is served at high-toned hotels on the Pacific c&aat; sort pf suggestion that tlic lu' culent porterhouse steak and the historic baron of beef may yet meet a rival worthy of notice.! The Nebraska breeder shows little signs of dis turbance as yet over the meat situation. The laudable effort of the Hotel MenY, asso ciation in behalf of the Red Cross produced a con tribution, in round figures, of $3,500, But how much had to be collected to realise this amount? The war pictures were probably a better device to raise money than most of them, but the ques tion persists, Is the result commensurate with the outlay? Before getting away from the effort of the local democratic organ to charge up police condi tions to the republican end of our nonpartisan city government, don't overlook the fact that the county attorney is the officer responsible for pros ecutions under the Albert law and 'other state laws and that the county attorney and all hit nu merous crews of drpulies are good democrats. Public Service Reserve -Palledelphle Ladga Many who v-ould be glad to serve their coun try at this time have found it difficult to do so. Age and physical limitations have shut them out from the tight ing force Sometimes they have applied fur work of another kiivl. only to be t noied or rejected. This Is discouraging to then; it makes them feel as if they were not wanted. Yet the desire to volunteer, the spirit of self-sac-ritice, is too valuable to be lost. The plan of the Department of Labor organize a public serv ice reserve ought to conserve much patriotic en ergy that is now going to waste. Briefly, it is proposed to enroll all who apply as -eserves to be drawn upon at need. A record will be kept of the qualifications and the experience of each Applicant. Thus we shall have it nation', emnloy nient agency upon a large scale not for those wh Te seeking to benefit themselves, but for those win would give their best to their cc-untry. 'there ould be no better way of recognizing the fact that tin is a national war in which the whote nation must take part. Furthermore, it would co-ordinate patriotic energy as we'l as conserve it. Often tlere is mora eal than discretion in the anxiety to "do one's bit." If every offer of service were accepted the social and economic structure would be dis organized. Indus'ry must have its supp'j of la bor; comme-ce. trade and the profession must be carried on. The essential question is, who can best be spared from his present occupation' The Department of Labor can answer that question intelligently if it has on file the facts about in dividuals, : In many cases the whole time of the applicant would not be required. There would be something ht coul do without interference with hit usual Activities. There his been an amazing exhibition of loyalty in the offers of men ana women who have nothing to Rain and much te lose by public service. Such loyalty ought not to be fluenched by indifference or neglect This new pun promises well. Consistency and Cash Prices. Conceding all the Omaha Democratic Hyphe nated clai..:s on behalf of the gallery playing of the senator at Washington, what will be accomplished if a minimum price be put by law on wheat at all the primary markets? Will that newspaper con tend that this will cure existing inequalities, such as distance from seaboard, or from consumptive markets, or offset local demand, or any of the factors that legitimately enter into the calcula tion? On one and the same day the price at Omaha for wheat was $2.40 per bushel, at Kansas City $270, at St. Louis $2.40, at Minneapolis $270, and at Chicago $2.36. Is the law to prevent the farmer from getting 30 cents more for his wheat at Kansas City than he does at Omaha under the conditions? Is it possible that the senator is at this late date going to suspend the "normal laws of trade." for which he has contended all through his free trade career? Congressman Dan Stephens, who also knows something ahout the raising and marketing of wheat, says in a speech he is distributing that the business of handling the crop is a limited monopoly The $2 price would be of great bene fit to middlemen, who store the crop and peddle it out, but the Hitchcock amendment ''oca not eliminate a single step in the long and tortuous route between the field and the table. Instead of doing away with, the Speculator, it wouid give him a new field to'opefate, and help to bear out the prophecy of the World-Herald, made on the 4th of July, when, while discussing the price oi grain, it said: "There will be no decline in price if the speculators are to run things." The Hitchcock; amendment is just a bit of camouflage on part of the senator to conceal other portions of his record that do not shine with especial brilliance. It is not likely to be found in the bill when it becomes a law. 1 A TtrribU Tribute to Treachery. It is difficult to conceive of the blind folly that has wrought such terrible disaster to the Russian army. Foes of liberty and agents of disorder have poisoned the minds of simple peasants and the triumph of treachery is reached in a climax that will cost Russian! dearly. That the recalci trant regiments have been deceived by specious lies and duped into throwing down their arms by unscrupulous or irresponsible countrymen is clear. Anarchists and German agents have practiced on the credulity of the mujik and, pleading "liberty, equality and fraternity," have led him to sacri fice all his future. Kerensky, Korniloff and their associates will yet be able to reorganize the shat tered forces of the new republic, but weeks of time and millions of money will be needed. The Russian people is sound at the core, as reported by the Root commission, and its night is ,no darker than that weathered by the American colo nies when ' Washington's men shivered and starved at Valley Forge. The help that 'then came to the Continentals was from just such sources as will come forth to save Russia. Trea son and deceit may impede and delay, but they cannot alwaya triumph over liberty. Women on tha Firing Line. The presence of Russian "commands of death" on the firing line is picturesque, but, as Napoleon once commented on a magnificent spectacle, "It is not war." The futility of their presence as an inspiration is shown by the retreat of demoralized regiments of men back of the lines held by women, Admitting their devotion and valor, be ing without preparation or training, they are in very truth commands of death because of the hopelessness of their effort.1 The civilization for which ' America stijives puts woman in another sphere. We have ifrieit enouglx'Vo do the fightlrtg' and while womaVfc help. is.. fully appreciated!' must be rendered at a safe distance behind the, scene of flying bullets. The sodden indifference of the broken Russian regiments shows how wide is the divergence between the ideals of the races. Freedom's influence in time will lift up these peo ple to a point where they will fight for, and not w ith or behind, their women. . American Cans By Frederic J. Haskin America'a Portion ol the World War. Washington authorities finally admit what has been plain for months, that we have entered upon the most stupendous task of our national exist ence in assumfng responsibility for' a portion of the world war. The gravity of the present situa tion cannot be overstated. Our' share of the job is to take over the burden that has exhausted our European allies. If the German autocracy and Prussian military machine is to be defeated it must be done by Yankees. With this plainly understood, the time has come for a more effective co-ordination of effort, that the great energy of this nation be not dissi pated because of misdirection..' So far our progress- towards preparation has seen a succession of changes of plan, an exhibition of inefficiency, indecision and lack of control. The one thing we have done well so far is to provide men tor an army, Concentration of authority is imperatively needed now and must be had if we are to get about the business we have taken over. No longer is any one deluded with the thought of a short war. while it is now clear we must provide millions of men and billions of treasure to carry on the strug gle. The tragedy of Russia is become the obliga tion of America. ' Devotion of our people to the cause they have espoused Is beyond question and it deserves a bet ter reward and higher encouragement than yet given. Partisanship should give way to patriot ism everywhere and personal ambition yield to public duty. Wrangles in congress and hesitancy in the cabinet will be paid for by lives lost in Europe, for we are in a war1 and the only way out of it is through it, but our Kitchener is yet to come. , Plunkett Chairman of Convention. In selecting Sir Horace Plunkett as its chair man the Irish, convention evinced a purpose to do whatever it may to solve the deeply involved question submitted to it. It is to the chahnan's credit that he devised and carried into excellent effect the system under which "rack rents" were abolished and Irish farmers were enabled to be come owners instead pf tenants. His services aa agricultural minister for Ireland, too, were of in estimable value, for he aided in bringing a real measure of. prosperity to the people. . Some idea may be gained of his hope in connection with the present convention from the remark accredited to him: "Ltt us form a constitution as for Ireland and let Ulster see what it faces before it objects." If the delegates approach the business before them in this spirit and permit themselves to be guided by Sir Horace's tact and experience they may come very near to clearing up the job. The National Security league pleads with con gress to stop talking and get down to business, but it evidently refuses to understand that not even a war emergency can apeed up the solons when they get settled for a speechfest , Washington, July 24. This is the day of the can. The oeoole of America are turning the coun try into one great cannery. From San Francisco to New York and back aeain. by any route you choose to take, you will find the womanhood of the nation, and a considerable portion of its man hood as well, working overtime to store trfe suc culent summer vegetable against next winter's need. This is one part of America's response to the food-saving appeal and it is encouragingly enthusiastic and whole-hearted. It is certain that hundreds of thousands of American households are learning an art that will be worth many dollars to them annually and many tens of millions of dollars to the nation, warir no war. And the way we are taking hold of this canning campaign is an e ncouraginjir sign for those who say that America is still too little awake to the needs of war. The nation is not going ahead to meet its trials and its tasks; it is taking them as they come. The Department of Agriculture is at the head of the movement and at times the movement threatens to run away with the department. A booklet describing the new cold-pack canning process was issued by the government specialists a few weeks ago. Ever since the report got out that such a book was in existence the department itself and every other agency that looked promis ing has been buried from view beneath a flood of requests for the canning book. The government printing office, which already had its troubles with the 50,000.000 or 60,000,000 pieces of printed matter called for to operate the selective draft, got an additional order for 1,000,000 copies of these illustrated canning volumes and with all its unrivaled facilities it has been about two jumps behind the demand ever since. The states rela tions service, which conducts the field campaign and the demonstration work through thousands of agents, wanted canning books hundreds of thousands of them. Congressmen wanted them; senators wanted them; the great American public wanted them. , The printing office for weeks was running a race against time, for the canning sea son doesn't last forever. The states relations service, through its county agents, started the home-canning movement sev eral years ago. Its canning clubs were organ ized all over the United States and some of them had already made remarkable records. Cut the war situation came along and expanded the can ning campaign to a magnitude hitherto undreamed of and filled the city as well as the country with amateur canners. It was lucky that the states relations service had its movement under way: otherwise the country would have been caught totally unprepared. As it is, the need for canning finds ts with several thousand trained demonstra tors, with tested processes worked out and with a good practical knowledge of the difficulties and the possibilities of home canning. As a result we are canning food in American homes on a far larger scale than any nation has ever done be fore. The war demand has taken the canning demon strator into new fields. Ordinarily his work or her work is confined to ,the rural districts. Now the cities are probably canning more than the country. s H. H. Benson, head of the work in the northern and eastern states, save a dem onstration on Broadway and "drew" better than a European star or a musical comedy. New York is enthusiastic over the campaign and so is prac tically every other big city in the country. In the rural districts the thintr is less of a novelty, but more of a proved success. The can ning club idea has proven very popular, especially that of the so-called mother-dauehter clubs. where families can in competition for quantity and qualify. The ch&npion mother-daughter club of Kansas, at Leavenworth, last year canned 9,838 quarts of vegetables. The average cost was 14 cents a quart. The experts of the Department of Agriculture fixed a market value for the product, which left a theoretical profit of $2,420 The club included twenty-nine - "mother-dauehter" teams, etch consisting of a mother and a daugh ter, cither genuine or adopted for the occasion. In some cases the daughter was a son. Of course, the performance of this club is record rather than typical, for it is the prize organization of a farm ing state, where the women are experienced in canning and preserving, but nonetheless it shows that club canning can be carried on very profitably and has Its attractions even without the stimulus of patriotic duty. The canning club idea has been worked out in Considerable detail and shown itself capable of numerous happy applications. Various forms of the community club are thriving; buying of raw materials in bulk has been found to work a great economy; the exchange of vegetables between different clubs has disposed of some of the prob lems of surplus and lack from the point of view of the bill of fare. Meanwhile the agents of the states relations service continue to demonstrate and the canning movement; continues to grow. It is too early yet to judge exactly what results the campaign has yielded. There has been so much canning by ama teurs ana beginners that only time can tell the percentage of success, But we know that immense quantities of food have been canned and nriceless experience gained for the hard winters that may well lie ahead. rmlmr7'sWmZ. A v T Proverb for the Day. He laughs best who laughs last One Year Ago Today tn the War. British blasted Delville wood with 3,000 shells a minute on 1,000-yard front. Captain James Fryatt of the British eteamship Brussels, after a trial by court martial for attempting to ram a German submarine, was executed at Bruges. Thirty Years Ago Today. Mrs. Hanchett Is reported as tm proving and the crisis is thought to nave been passed. Mrs. Lang try and company arrived in Omaha on the special car Mayflower, at J 1:35 on the way to Council Bluffs Dr. S. J. Chambers has returned from a visit to his brother in Fremont While there he Joined a little fishing party, but instead of catching flish, the oarsman "caught a crab"" and upset the entire party into the water. The doctor is a large man and there, were no clofhes suitable to fit his corpulency in place of his wet garments. In the emergency he was fitted with a pair nJ of pantaloons improvised from some gunny sacks and with an unboiled shirt borrowed from a railroad grader. In this queer and ungainly uniform the doctor came home via the Sioux City & Pacific and the Chicago, 8t Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha road to avoid meeting any acquaintances. He says he will do his fishing from the shore hereafter. The Nebraska Loan and Building association held a meeting and elected the following officers: President, E. T, Duke; vice president, Charles I Frlt- scher; secretary, Fred J. Borthweek; treasurer, Charles P. Needham. J. W. Carr was re-elected attorney. Observer George H. Hagen of the weather and signal office of this city has received notice from Washington that tie is to be transferred to Esca- naba, Mich. He will be succeeded here' by Alfred F. Sims, who is transferred from Fort Smith, Ark. This Day In History. 1762 General Samuel Smith, noted soldier of the Revolution and the War of 1812, for many years United States senator from Maryland, born in Lan caster county, Pennsylvania. Died in Baltimore, April 22, 1839. 1775 James Warren of Massachu setts was chosen by the Continental Congress to be first paymaster general of the American army. 1794 Reign of Terror in Paris ended with the arrest and execution of Robespierre and twenty of his col leagues. 1812 A mob In Baltimore attacked adherents of the anti-war party. 1832 General Richard N. Batchel- der, quartermaster general of the United States army, 1890-1896, born at Meredith, N. H. Died In Washington, D. C January 4, 1901. 1883 Montgomery Blair, postmas ter general in Lincoln's cabinet, died at Silver Springs, Md. Born in Ken tucky, May 10, 1813. 1914 Armies of Austria, Russia and Serbia quickly mobilized in prepara tion for war. 1916 United States senate passed the $313,970,447 army appropriation bill. Our Fighting Men Charles W. Kutz. Lieutenant Colonel Charles W. Kutz, U. S. A., who has been relieved of his duties as engineer commissioner of the District of Columbia and as signed to active duty with the engineer corps, probably in France, is known as one of the bright est engineer officers of the army. He is 47 years old and a native of Pennsylvania. In 1893 he graduated front West Point, the second in a class of fifty-one. Since then he has been in charge of important fortification work and river and har bor improvements in many parts of the country. In 1906 he was praised very highly by William 11. Taft, then secretary of war, for his work in connection with the Niagara Falls power plans. Colonel Kutz is a graduate Of the Engineer School of Application and should prove a valuable effteef in the work that is ahead of the engineer corps in r ranee. Samuel S. Robison. Captain Samuel S. Robison, U. S. N w ho has been in command of the battleship South Caro lina since October, 1915, has been named to suc ceed Vice Admiral Grant in command of the sub marine force of the Atlantic fleet. Captain Robi son is 50 years old. He was born in Pennsylva nia in 186 and was appointed to the United States naval academy at the age of 17. He received hts fSoonuSj,on as fnsign fter llis graduation in inVi l serveJ ln successively higher posts until 1914, when he was promoted to the rank of cap tain. His sea service covers a period of over eighteen years, in the course of which he has served on many ships and cruised to all parts of the world. Captain Robison is recognized in the navy as an eminent expert in electrical engi neering. Adelbert Cronkhite. Brigadier General Adelbert Cronkhite, U. S. A., one of the prominent officers who recently re ceived promotion on recommendation of the presi dent, has been designated to command the Pan ama coast artillery district in the canal zone. Gen eral Cronkhite is 56 years old and a native of New York. He was appointed to the United States military academy from Arizona and graduated in 1882. Four years later he graduated from the Ar tillery school. For more than twenty-five vears he was attached to the field artillery. In 1909 he was transferred to the coast artillery corps and two years later attained the rank of colonel. Gen eral Cronkhtte is regarded as an able authority on all matters relatiug to the coast artillery and his latest promotion is a recognition of service rendered and ability proved. '-' ;": v ' : The Day We Celebrate. Frank C. Best, former county com missioner, has just attained his forty fourth year today. He is numbered among Iowa's native sons, is a gradu ate of the Omaha Commercial college and now conducts a real estate and in surance business. George L. Campen was born upon a farm In Hillsdale county, Michigan, Juir 27, 1867. He served as superin tendent of public works in the canal cone and is now contracting and con sulting engineer in this city. Dr. Elmer R. Porter Is celebrating his forty-sixth birthday today. He hails fram Kankakee, 111. Andrew B. McConnell Is 50 today. He was born in Springfield, 111., and is vice president and secretary of the numerous Sherman & McConnell drug stores. Edith Marlon Patch, entomologist at the University of Maine, born at Worcester, Mass., forty-one years ago today. , Charles M. Lavey, president of the Western Pacific railroad, born ln Huron county, Ohio, fifty-nine years ago today. George Foster Peabody, New York banker, prominent in numerous social and political movements, born at Co lumbus, Ga., sixty-five years ago today. Prince Oscar of Prussia, fifth son of the German emperor, born at Pots dam, twenty-nine years ago today. Logan H. Roots, Episcopal bishop of Hankow, China, born In Perry county, Illinois, forty-seven years ago today. Ollle M. James, United States sena tor from Kentucky, born In Crittenden county, Kentucky, forty-six years ago today. ,-VV Willing to Help Some. Loup City, Neb., July 19. To the Editor of The Bee: I see your appeal in The Bee for help to the free milk and ice fund. There are so many causes to help nd give to, but none more worthy than that. I think some times I have a hard time, aa my fa ther is dead and my mother, a help less rheumatic sufferer, cannot even feed herself or stand, but it appealed to me that I might help your fund and at the same time be helped. . have to stay with my mother ".on stantly and what little time I have make fancy articles to sell, such as aprons, pillow cases, towels, yokes, handbags, etc. Now if you want to take a few articles 10 per fcent of tr.e proceeds go to your milk and ice fund. You are under no obligation to take these goods. After you see them if you do not want them and they do not suit Just return them but I wanted to get. a few necessariesJ for my mother and thought that would be a good way to hem both. And see' you have looked into the homes where much good can be done, so if you want me to I will send you a few pieces. Trusting that this will meet with your approval, I beg to remain yours respectfully, MISS MAUD REYNOLDS, Loup City. R. F. D. No. 1. (The Bee cannot undertake to sell these articles, though it appreciates the spirit ln which the offer is made. Editor.) Advance of a Printer' Devil. Omaha, July 25. To the Editor of The Bee: It is something amazing ana very unusual for a printer s devil ana a former editor of a country news paper published at Florence, Neb., to be promoted to a $35,000,000 Job, but sucn is tne fact, starting out in life as a printer's devil at a salary of $2 a week, back in New York state forty years ago, to the present Job with nothing much else to do except gaze upon 135,000,000 every day, is indeed a nne occupation and something print ers and editors seldom ever asolre to. The first day I struck Omaha thirty years ago I subbed on The Bee and that day's pay was the first Omaha money I ever saw, but now I can see money from all over the United States the money of the Woodmen of the World, which is piled up here in Omaha at the headquarters of the great order, with nearly 1,000,000 members and all of them boosters for Omaha, the home town of the order, FRED B. NICHOLS. Thumbscrewlng Our Old Folks. Omaha, July 25. To the Editor of Tne Bee: We wish to lay before the people of this nation the trasric fart that our old country, Sweden, a friendly neuirai, is Demg subjected to an abso lute embargo by the United States gov ernment. This makes the suffering among our old folks even more in tense than before, on account, not only of lack of oil and coal, etc., shutting down industries and making living ex penses twice as high as here, which la at present the case, but also, and not the least, because of lack of food. Not Intending to do anv useless nmirn. ing, as diplomats from our old country already did make representations to tne American government, we simniv accentuate the circumstances that the oweaes at present are not wanting in doing "their bit," according to their numbers here, to supply volunteer sol diers. Also that the inventor's name who helped to save this nation from destruction in the last centnrv wna jonn .Ericsson. H. MELL, A member of the human family and a iriena or an nations. 706 South Sixteenth street. terday's paper states that Belgians are being slowly starved to death, and as a result of their weak physical con dition the catching of a cold or- a similar ailment, means sure death. Remove the cause, insufficient food, and the effect ceases. Mr. Herring hopes that his first letter "touching the unreality of evil may not be clouded by so-called com mon sense objections." I am waiting to find out how the unreality of it can be demonstrated. I have tried both by reading "Science and Health" and by appealing to a regular practitioner, but have completely failed. DAVID OLSON. TART TRIFLES. "I'm "Pleaae. air," whined the beggar, tranter hare and " "So am I," interrupted the accosted man, "and I think we've both something to ba thankful lor." Boston Tranacrlpt. "Thla seema to be a very dangerous preci pice," remarked the tourist. "I wonder that they have not put up a warning board." "Tea," answered the (tulde, "It la danger oua. They kept a warning board up (or two yeara, but no one fell over, ao It waa taken down." Harper Magaalne. "When a congressman makes a monkey ot himself ha can have It atrlcken from the record." "What about It?" "I waa just thinking that would be use ful ln ordinary life." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Crimson Gulch has become a remarkably peaceful town," commented the visitor. "Sure," replied Bronco Bob. "With world war on hand there'a no chanca for any little local ftght No true Crimson Gulcher wants to bo a piker." Washington Star. First Child My pa aaya we've got tha best outlook of any house, trom our roof. Becond Ditto that's nothin'. We had a painter to fall often ourn. Baltimore Amer ican. Bacon I see women letter carriers in France receive five francs a day. Egbert Nothing to It. What'a tha use of a woman reading other people'a poatala after they've been censored? Tonkera Statesman, tEftt Mft.lcABl-d'eUc, vJMfCr IS 1U BtSr KktCrrTr To YAK. A $ IW. TDm flrtoq VJMMTR SACHSEL tt vm A TAW , Mr. Lynch and hla friend were discusalnr family names and their history. Haw did your name orialnate?" tha friend. 'Oh. probably one of mt anrutnra v. - ef tha grasping kind that you hear about an often Somebody gave him an ynch' and he took an " Christian Register. Timely Jottings and Reminders. The annual meeting of the Montana State Bankers' association begins Its sessions today at Great Falls. Delegates from ail over the middle west are expected at Lake Geneva, Wis., today for the annual conference of the missionary education move ment. Portland. Me., is to be the meeting place today and tomorrow of the an nual outing of the New England Street Railway club. Three negroes convicted last April of the murder of Harry Parker, also a negro, are under sentence to be exe cuted today at Wilmington, Del. Hebrews the world over will gather at temples and synagogues at sunset today to usher in with prayers and all the impressive ceremonies of the Jew ish ritual the Tisha B'ab fast, which commemorates the fall of Jerusalem. Storjette of the Day. There is an old woman living in a small town in southern Pennsylvania who makes a great effort to keep abreast of the times. Her opportu nities, however, are circumscribed and she is sometimes compelled to resort to her imagination. She went to a church sociable laetly and as she en tered the room one of the attendants said: "Good evening, auntie, I am glad you came. We are going to have tableaux tonight" "Yes, I know. replied the old woman, "I smelt 'em when I first came in." Buffalo News. HERE AND THERE. Ia recent air raid on London an enor mous bomb which fell near the entrance tp a rail ay station mad m hole tn the ground f feet wide and 4 feat deep, and yet ao limited waa it destructive rang that the woodwork of a covered footway few yards distant was not shattered. - - Contrary to the popular belief, the sub marines are the most expensive ships ever built, in proportion to their aise. The dis placement of the undersea craft used by tha Germane rang from 800 to 1.200 tona and the outlay for construction runs from 11,000,000 to $1,600,000 each. About Reality of Evil. Omaha. Julv 24. To the Krlitor nt ine jee: it is with some diffldenne that I undertake to answer Mr. Her ring's letter' appearing in your issue or me mn instant. He makes fun of my advice to use common sense in connection with philosophy regarding good and evil; but as he attempts to ridicule the Idea by means of rmuitive statements that are far from the truth i reel it akin to a slacker to fail to object. Nine out of ten readers of Th "R will agree with me in denying thai common sense made DeoDla belinvn the world flat for a treat manv turiee." Pure ienorance of farts (truth) was the cause. Ignorance and common sense are not synonyms. Gali leo was Kinea Decause of bigotry, ha tred. Ignorance and surjerntltinn an not by common sense. This Is equally true of Huss. To say that common sense blotted New England with the wucneraft is such a Jugglery with words as to be entirely unworthy of Mr. Carl E. Herrlne He will nver . found guilty of such eereelo tin pprora when be pleads before a court of jus tice or equity. To say that common sense "sits on the back end of a train and sees the rails close un" Is an fan tastic that it cannot cause anything but genuine surprise, coming from such a speaker. Why, Mr. Herring, should not com mon sense be used in "the crud h- i ginnings," and "only as the ultimate of philosophy?" To my mind it is needed when you think about "things kvm. no n ci, as J 1 1 VUIIIICUUUU WJ111 tarm or stock yard." where I pre sume Mr. Herring thinks IJaelong. The reality of evil tnot its orema nence) is before us daily. I saw a little girl tne other day who was cross-eyed. My heart went out to her ln svmoathv. From my porch I see a blind mother, unable to permit her little cherub out of the house, into the grass and under the shady trees, because of difficulty in keeping track of her darling. The "Battle of the Ancre" has brought to our attention the evils brought upon millions of human beings, by the power of other human beings, wrong fully Inclined. With S. Goldsmith, "The final conquest of evil could never prove its nonexistence." However, the .Christian Scientists believe that they can "demonstrate the unreality of evil." I can change discord into har mony by the turning of a peg on my violin, or by calling the proper me chanic when the piano produces dis harmony. The evil oi withered plants I can remove by applying water. Yes- Old Gotrox Let my daughter marrv von when you can't support yourself T Why, ahe would atarve. Suitor (with great dignity) Well. air. if you're the kind of man to let your daughter and husband starve, I don't ear te enter the family. Boston Tranacrlpt "Where did Flbson get hi early training i a war correspondent?" "When he waa an ordinary iain reporter he used to 'cover a court of do. mestlo relations." Birmingham Age-Herald. "How la your wife making out with tho onion she la raising in a flower pot?" They're drooping. Stirring the aoll with hairpin waa all very well, but 1 don't think perrume irom an atomizer a the sort of Irrigation they need." Louisville Cnurior. Journal. Bacon Don't vou think tha war will f- fect our pockets? Egbert Oh. yes: I cuess wa can rtn ith. out them, too. Tonker' Statesman. Maid (to guest late for dinner) Thev'va eat down for some time, air. Hostess' Little Daugther Don't vnu car You Just alt on the stairs with Dicky and me and have things aa they come out Chicago Post, THE GREAT GRAY SHIPS. "Will Allen Dromgoole. The gray ships aoftly steal to sea Mild wind and aoughing tide; The gray gulls rest along the wave. The weed-waifs soundless glide And solemn aa the atlll nlght'a flow, The Iron-breasted tighter go. Their brave lad watch the home-shores fad- Within the gathering miat, Their pulses tingling to the touch Of lips their own have kissed F,?CB,.won1I''n,f now' n5 dreaming, when. Hi Up ani her will meet again. The bold moon woos the amorous aurge, The atlll dark fleea tha dawn. The red aun climbs the old earth' knees The great gray shlpa are gone, where wounded Freedom calls her son The young lad muster at their guns. No more they dream of clinging Hps, No more of clasped hands, Nor who shall sail back home again Who sleep In foreign lands; But, atrlpped and cleared their aouls, the" wait, Like those gray ahips, a soldier's fate. O silent ahips, with those who love Sail on to lands afar: There Is no prouder thine- f1n? Than you, gray ahips of war: And safety rests, abides. nrfnr In those brave sailors' hands, and vours. 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