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CORRESPONDENCE ' Addnaa ooTaaranTnattona ralatlni ta aaaa aad adltoriat ajattar to Oraaba Has, Bditorial DapartBMru. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 54,592 Daily Sunday, 50,466 Ami atrtreimM for Or aioMaa aabaalbaa and arnra M r DaliM , Williaara, dmuauoa afanuar. Subacrtkan Watai tho arty abarjM kaa Tha Baa raatl ta rasas. AtMraoa ahantad aa afttn aa raquaalad. Signs of the times: Blank dates in newi dis patches. ' No home is so humble that it cannot afford s flag for the window. Incidentally, it is another ahower of gold for the telegraph companies, All eyes on Washington and ill ears alert for the president's menage I Get eloie behind the spring cleanup drivel Otherwise, the dust is your'. Lent said in explanation of the Zimmermann note, ths better. It simply cannot be satisfac torily explained. In appraising the various symptoms of patriot iim the devotion of the lawmakers in working for glory should not be overlooked. Hia majesty the hog at 15 per on the hoof uggests to those who carry home the bacon the need of police protection along the route. With congress monopolizing the spotlight there is nothing worth while in sight to detain state lawmakers. A motion to adjourn sine die is strictly in order. Colonel Roosevelt, Colonel Bryan and Colonel Watteraon hold down different sections of Florida, yet the state insists it is at peace with itself and the rest of the world. When Florence is annexed to Omaha it will lose its separate postmaster. That's nothing, however, for South Omaha's postoffice . waa merged before that city waa annexed. How fast the world moves! The most strenu ous advocates of a declaration of armed neutrality today are the very same ones who were vigor ously opposing such a declaration one month ago. r,- T-b' ktoldeH anniversary of taking over Alaska at 2 cents per acre is a cheery reminder of Untie Sam's success as a master realtor. So long aa he confined operations to the mainland returns in variably crowded the profit side of the ledger. The rush for land bank loans Is moderate, considering the bargain terms. Five per cent money is such a rarity in the west that demand may tax resources as soon aa borrowing land owners acquire working knowledge of the ayatem, With every product of the farm bringing top prices and federal money available at bargain rates, the boy or girl who leaves the farm for the towa or city virtually exchanges wealth and In dependence for a mighty uncertain prospect in the jostling crowd. Herr Zimmermann insists that Uncle Sam possessed himself of that Mexican plot tetter in a "not unobjectionable way." It is not the way that is objectionable to the plotters, but our unexpected possession of the information and its exposure to the world. k If the street railway, or the telephone, or the railroads, or any other public utility habitually disregarded complaints about service the way the postoffice does, what an an outcry there would be and how irresistible would be the de mand for public ownership! The opening of the British imperial congress in London .marks the beginning of an epoch in the government of the empire. The war knitted the various parts of the empire together as never before and makes possible the realization of the dream of imperial federation and a representa tive parliament That such will be the outcome of the steps now under way admits of little doubt if the lessons of the war are heeded. Federal Farm Loam -Wall Straat 1 In fixing a uniform rate of 5 per cent on farm mortgages throughout the country, the Federal Farm Loan board makes a bold bid for business It is a radical departure, in view of the existing range of average mortgage rates from 5.3 per cent to 10.5 per cent in the various states. The dis parity in the rate will be more pronounced in the southern and western sections. Here in the east, the 5 per cent rate will douhtlesa not make such a strong appeal, since banking facilities are broader, and the satutory interest rates range lower than in other parts of the country. Naturally a new competitor in the field must be prepared to undersell the market. In the case of the Federal Land banks this is particularly necessary, because, in addition to the decided novelty of the enterprise, the fact that farm loana are to be made by the new institutions at not exceeding 50 per cent valuation, and 20 per cent on improvements, will atand out in relief in the eyes of prospective borrowers. The rate must be attractive to offset this disadvantage. Nevertheless, there is no gainsaying that this is a tremendous benefit now offered to the farm ins; community. The opportunity will be readily seized. To be able to borrow at 5 per cent, and with the loan amortized, easily, over a period of forty years, is an undoubted boon to prospec tive land owners. For the country as a whole, it means enhanced production of the soil. Farm development in this country has reached a stage, under the ordinary credit machinery, which admitted of relatively slow future progress. There is still a large field to be developed, which the regular banking standards could not reach. Now, new facilities and fresh resources of credit have been devised to open up that hitherto neg lected field, and good results should be manifest for many years to come . ' What Answer Will Congress Give? Congress will meet in extraordinary session today, having before it the most momentous and important single question to answer ever pre sented to that body. What response it will return may only be sur mised, but some points well established in advance seem to warrant a prediction. If President Wil son frankly and definitely states his wishes, it is almost certain he will be granted what he asks. If he refers the German question to congress without specific recommendations, we will prob ably be treated to interminable debate, and weeks may elapse before a conclusion, if any, is reached, Beyond thia all is conjecture. Mr. Wilson haa been feeling out public sentiment ever since the adjournment of the Sixty-fourth congress, and his action in setting ahead by two weeks the date for the extraordinary aession, after he had once called it to assemble, may be taken as an indica tion that he had made up his mind what to do. Cabinet conferences since then, as well as con sultations with leaders of his party, must have confirmed him in his conclusion. He is aware of what opposition he will encounter within the democratic circles, and he knows what support he may look for from the republicans. His ad dress, therefore, ought to be given with confidence as to its reception. Something will depend on the speed - with which organization is effected in the house. If the democrats hold the support of the five "inde pendents," congress should be in working order in a very short time after it is called to order today, and we should know before the week is out what the immediate course of the United States in reference to the war is to be. "Sweet Bells Jangled Out of Tune.". Americans of today are agreed on single point, that war should be avoided if possible. When this point is passed opinions and beliefs begin to diverge, and as the quest for information or sup port proceeds the ways to obtain and aecure peace multiply until the Inquiring observer is lost in the maze. Leaders of thought, real or imaginary, point in every direction, until the bewilderment of honest, patriotic citizens seeking the right road is made complete. In all our history such another situation has not been encountered. It is not because the devotion of the people to American ideals is lessened, nor that patriotism Is weakened as a controlling impulse; it may be for lack of some one great leader, whose person ality and influence can command attention and crystalize opinion into concerted action. Our president has moved for four years in a valley of indecision; statesmanship for him has been a process of experiments rather tha of pos itive action. His party associates and advisers have acquired from him something of his vac illating ways and the resultant discord obscures the issue and prevents conclusion. Outside ad ministration circles voices, more or less impres sive and potent, are heard, each giving advice, but not one supporting another. For nearly twenty three months this nation haa quivered on the very brink of war, with never a chance to draw back, fully realizing that any serious efforts to main tain national dignity or to secure the safety of citizens in the peaceful pursuit of their own af fairs might plunge us into the maelstrom of con flict, and we are as far away from a decision, ap parently, as ever. We still agree that we do not want war, that we prefer peace and friendly relations with all the world, but the "sweet bells" of the nation's reason are sadly "jangled out of tune." What shock must we have to solidify public sentiment and set us all moving along a definite course? . , Farm and Factory Workers. The April bulletin of the Department of Labor contains quite a bit of useful information, dealing mainly with questions of wages and cost of living. Conclusions based on tabulations of pricea and wages are that the city workers actually receive less pay now than ten years ago, because of the sharp advance in cost of living. This haa been well recognized, as is the additional fact that the workers are not alone in feeling the effect of the extraordinary inflation of values. What ia of curious interest in connection with the price and wage movement is that the farm worker has a decided advantage over the factory worker. While farm wages have not advanced so fast as those paid by factories, the important items of board and lodging generally are included in the farm hand's contract He, therefore, has not as yet felt the uplift in the cost of feeding himself. Hia money will not go any farther than the city worker's in the purchase of clothing or similar articles, but his way of life requires less of him in this regard, he is relieved of the charge of trans porting himself to and from hia place of employ ment and evades a number of fixed charges that must be met by the city' worker. Viewed from this standpoint, the farm hand is much better off under existing conditions than his fellow who toili in the workshop. Crime and the "Food Cards." How certainly the systematic arrangement of the German Internal administration directs all things to the end that no citizen may overreach another at a time when alt are subject to strict regulation is shown by the effect of the food card. From Berlin comes the information that this government arrangement for distributing provi sions, that alt may be fed, that each may have enough and none too much, haa had a decided effect on reducing crime. The explanation is simple enough. One criminal, whose course had baffled pursuit surrendered himself to the authori ties. He had found he could not get anything to eat without a food card and he could only get the card by applying at the police station. Rather than starve he ended the chase, which had not been especially energetic, for the police felt cer tain he must either go hungry or come to them. When the authorities generally get such control over the conditions of life crime will largely vanish. ' Once in a while the knocker's hammer becomes a boomerang. The esteemed Clarence H. Venner, broker, bond buyer and welcher, essayed recently to block the plans of a railroad by the injunction route. After much heated argument the court ruled againat Venner and taxed him with all costs and $1,666.67 each for the personal counsel of eight defendants Mr. Venner's opinion of New York justice would doubtless shrivel asbestos paper. , If the conversational peace plan of Colonel Bryan is all that the maker represents, no time should be lost in giving it a practical tryout The strained relations between the liquor inter ests and the colonel urgently calls for a trial test of the hot air harmonizer. A grave situa tion needs heroic treatment The Stake of Czarism -Nav Vara Tlnai "The autocracy of Russia," said JaakofT Pre looker, the author of many revolutionary books and the last editor of the Anglo-Russian, a monthly periodical published in London just be fore the war, "is like the head of a family grown too Iarse for personal direction and control. Sue cessive autocrats, or czars, have attempted to preserve personal control through members of I, . i ft.. i - . .i ineir laniuy anu muac in ayinuauiy wiiu incm until an immense bureaucracy has been evolved which is entirely apart from the people except as it controls their life and property in the name of the czar. The autocrat, because of this bu reaucracy, would grant no rights to the people which would transfer its power to them any more than the father of a family would surrender any ot nu domestic ngnts to nis children without abdicating as their head. In the many ways in which the czar and his family and their servants of the bureaucracy have managed to maintain the autocracy, the land question and the imperial revenues are said to offer a striking example for immediate adjust ment by the revolution. Since the treaty of Portsmouth the Russian Empire has occupied 8,647,657 square miles or one-seventh of the land surface of the globe. It has a population of about 200,000,000, or fewer than twenty-hve to the square mile. Nominally the autocrat "owns'1 both land and people, but he and his tamily out ot the immense total of VW, 063,763 acres actually own and receive the reve nue from 680,938,927 acres, about 70 per cent of the whole land area of Russia; one-tenth that of the world. The balance, or 267.124.836 acres. is distributed as follows, according to the 1910 report of the Department of Agriculture, the latest: Acres. Nobility 181,606,519 Merchant 36,321.303 Peasants 35,141,886 Landed proprietors 8,381,839 Other classes , 5,673,289 Total 267,124,836 The nobility number about 1,400,000, the agri cultural classes (peasants and landed proprietors) 110,000,000. Thus the tiller of the soil and tax payer possess on the average about one-third of an acre; the Russian nobleman, who does not pay taxes, possesses on an average some 18. To put the case in another form: From every 384 loaves of bread produced by the Russian agri culturist the noble land owner alone takes away aome 383 loaves for himself, leaving one loaf for the producer, from which the latter has yet to devote a part to satisfy the state or autocratic tax collector. In many instances, aside from the tax. there is an autocratic perquisite in kind; as, for example, in tne trapping ot sables. About every one in ten is a jet black sable. These from time im memorial have been the property of the Ro manoff family, and may be worn in Russia by no one else under severe penalty. Other penalties are attached to attempts to export the black pelts. Concerning the autocratic power of the czar and how it may be used independently of any legislative functions of the Council of the Em- lire, or Duma, M, Prelooker haa cited the fol owing instances: "An action was brought against Princess Imeretinsky by her late husband's heirs. . The princess privately petitioned his majesty to inter vene on her behalf, and he ordered the plaintiffs to be .nonsuited, against the decision of the law. Similarly, in a case when the Tula . bank was charged with the sale of the estates of a bank rupt to satisfy the claims of creditors, the czar interfered, issued a personal order stopping the sale and suspending the operation of the law. "Again, in another case, some nobleman sold his estate to a syndicate of merchants; the trans action was properly carried out, and legally rati- tied, nut czar Nicholas 11, by tiis autocratic power, canceled the deed of sale, and ordered the property returned to the original owner, whose only desire had been to obtain the use of the pur chase price for a few months." Nobody knows exactly the amount of the czar's enormous iucome. The expenditure of some of it is traceable to certain public works whose bud gets are matters of public record, and a large part is known to be absorbed by his family and their dependents, who number about 3,000, and are en tirety apart from the noble class, which has no Romanoff affiliations. According to M. Prelooker the czar "takes" an annual salary of $12,500,000: "I use the expression 'takes' deliberately, for there ia no one, no law or institution in Russia that could veto the assignment by the czar to himself of any sum he is pleased to name. Be sides this enormous revenue, he derives yet an other annual income from his private estates and mines, the latter being worked by common and political convicts." According to the "Almanach Hachette," the czar enjoys an annual income of $42,500,000, or $85 every minute. , . . There is still another source of income which, with the consent of the czar, is more or less de voted to the support of his immediate family. This is from the Romanoff property of 680,938, 927 acres, 32,000,000 acres of which are at present productive. This yields an annual revenue of $10,000,000. This sum goes for the support of the grand dukes and duchesses, who number forty six, many of whom draw yet other incomes from private sources, or from various posts occupied in the army and navy, or in the general admin istration of the bureaucracy posts which, of course, outside of the actual working depart ments which extend from the ministries down, to the most insignificant official, are mostly sine cures. The Russian autocracy has been, therefore, not only a political form of government, but a tre mendously paying business for the autocrat him self and all his relations, near and remote. The disposition of the properties of the Ro manoffs will naturally be one of the first problems for a new government to solve, for the members of that family, while abdicating all political rule, may still, as individuals, claim that vast wealth as their own. People and Events Co-eds at the University of Minnesota will not do a Hawaiian dance in bare legs, A delegation of shocked mammaa saw the grass skirts and or dered stockings. John Murray's bay mare got tired of being a land-lubber in New York and started to swim to sea. John pursued in a rowboat and had a hard time wheedling her back with a halter and a wisp of hay. ' President Wilson's daughter, Miss Margaret Is a good lobbyist She got the O. K. of Governor Whitman and several New York senators on the bill permitting the use of public schools for civic forums. To remain beautiful eat an onion, half a pound of cabbage or spinach, half a grated turnip and a handful of cranberries daily, Mrs. Anna Peter son, domestic science lecturer, told club women in St Paul "Some 300 artillerymen," says the Minneapolis Journal, "who served their countrymen faithfully on the Mexican border, are now walking the streets of the Twin Cities without irteney, without jobs and even without clothes to wear, only what the government lets them use." Nebraska and South Dakota handed their soldier sons much the same kind of a dose. Still, all three states are strong for Old Glory, Beginning at the foot of the newspaper ladder fourteen years ago, William H. Rankin of Chicago reaches the high goal of a newspaper advertising agen-v bearing his name. The Rankin company takes over the Mahin advertising agency this week and launches into a much wider field of advertising activities. Associated with Mr. Ran kin are Wilbur D. Nesbit poet and prose artist, and Herman A. Groh, financier and trade expert Proverb for the Day. A game is never won until It's ended. One Year Ago Today In the War. Second Zeppelin raid on England and Scotland Killed sixteen ana in lured 100 Dersons. British steamer Perth sunk, six Uvea belne lost French regained most of Calllette wood between Douaumont and Vaux, Verdun. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago, C. V. Gallagher, the recently ap pointed postmaster, has just returned from an eastern trip and states that he met President Cleveland while In Washington and had a very pleasant taiK wun mm. C. W. Beall & Co. have purchased the well-known commission business of Fearon & Cole and will continue business at the old stand. Fireman John Taggart of Truck 1 has secured a ten days' leave ot ab- 2 sence and will, during that time, lead a bride to the altar. Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Currier gave a birthday reception In honor of their daughter at their residence, Twenty fifth and Woolworth. Ths following guests were present: Messra and Mes dames Darrell, Barr, Weber, George Swlgart R. W. Clayton, Rath, Clancy, Patterson, L. A. Rhoades, Stephenson, Misses Minnie Dergen, E. Brown, M. Green, C. Rath, Messra C. W. Moul tnn, Geortre Rath. R. M. Patterson. William Rhoades, Henry Rhoades and Arthur Bollard. The funeral of Patrick O'Gradv oc curred at Bt Phllomena's cathedral. The following were pall bearers: John Rush, T. P. Brennan, Domlnick Mul hun, John Ward, E. J. Brennan and Thomas McGovern. ' J. B. Carmlchael and E. A. Benson have returned from Davenport, where they have been settling up their Interests. This Day In History. 1781 United States shlD Alliance captured two British privateers. 1792 United States mint estab lished at Philadelphia. 1801 British under Lord Nelson bombarded Copenhagen and destroyed Danish fleet 1847 Alvarado. Mex.. surrendered to the Americans. 1866 Grant assaulted and carried the works about Petersburg, Va. ' 1866 President Johnson proclaimed the war between the States at an end. 1886 Great meeting in London to protest against proposed Home Rule for Ireland. . 1891 General Albert Pike, who distinguished himself in the Mexican war and in the confederate service, died In Washington, D. C. Born In Boston December 29, 1809. 1898 The Snantsh fleet havlnar sailed from Cadii on the eve of war with the United States, arrived at Cape de Verde Islands. 1900 Boers captured 600 British officers and men at Reddersburg. The Day We Celebrate. Judge William A. Redick is 58 to day. He was born right here in Omaha and practiced law with hia father for many years nrior to going: on the bench. Dr. Andrew Johnson, nhyslclan. was born April i, 1860, In Sweden. He Was superintendent of the Nebraska Institution for the Feeble-Minded at Beatrice under Governors Dietrich, Savage, Mickey and Sheldon. General Sir O'Moore Creagh, one of the most distinguished living veterans ot the British military service, born In County Clare, Ireland, sixty-nine years ago today. Lieutenant General Sir Bryan T. Mahon, commanding the British forces on ths western front of Egypt born in County Galway, Ireland, fifty five years ago today. William B, Wilson, secretary of la bor in President -Wilson's cabinet and one of the mediators in the recent railway dispute, born at Blantyre, Scotland, fifty-five years ago today. Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler, presi dent of Columbia university, born at Elizabeth, N. J,, fifty-five years ago today. Prof. J. Laurence Laughlln. for twenty-five years a member of tha faculty of the University of Chicago, born at Deerueld, O., sixty-seven years ago today. Dr. Carl L. Alsberg. chief of the bureau of chemistry ot ths United States Department of Agriculture. born ia New York forty years ago to day. I Hugh A. Jennings, manager of the Detroit American league base ball team, born at Plttston, Pa, forty seven years ago today, Timely Jottings and Reminders, Called together in SDeelal session hv President Wilson, the two houses of the Slxty-flth congress will assemble at noon today to receive from the chief executive "a communication concerning grave matters ot national policy." Thlrtv-flve years aro todav Alfred C. Bradford . tar ted his career in the employ of the Standard Oil company, of which great corDoratlon he waa re cently elected president to succeed the late jonn o. Archbold. The Drellmlnary session of the Mex ican house of deputies assembles to day in Mexico City,' According to an official statement the gathering will have no international significance. The 175,000 mine workers employed In tha anthracite field will keep a holi day today In celebration of the first anniversary of the granting of ths eight-hour day, which they won In their agreement with the operators a year ago. steps to give tne American lumber Industry a new impetus, through bet ter co-operation between tho various sections of the country, are to be taken at the annual meeting of the National Lumber Manufacturers' as sociation, which opens today In Chi Storyette of the Day. Jerome S. McWade said of the man agement of children in a recent Bun day school address: "Diplomacy suc ceeds beet with the little ones. A lad of 8 came purring and rosy in out of the cold the other night and said: 'Pa, I'm tired. I ve sawed enough wood for this evening, i n't I? I'm awful tired.' Tired! cried his father, looking up from his paper with an air of sur prise ana disappointment 'Why, I bet your mother a quarter you'd have tha whole pile done before supper.'" "Did you?' shouted the boy, taking up his hat and mittens again. " "Well, you'll win your money If the saw holds out Nobody ever bet on me and lost And he rushed hack to his hard task again, his eyes flaming with en thusiasm." Philadelphia Bulletin. Who Will Write to a Prisoner? Denver, April 1. To the Editor of The Bee: Ours is a generous-hearted country and the sympathy of our peo' pie Is easily aroused when causes of distress are made known to them, giv ing abundantly of their dollars. There is a form of distress to which few give a thought and for which I am asking something far more subtle than money. I am appealing in the cause of friendless prisoners to whom a word of sympathy and hope is more tnan an tne dollars in tne world. Everyone knows how quickly the so called friends depart at the first sound of reverses and how quickly the world turns up its nose. Friends are good in prosperity, but who has not known the far greater value of a friend In adversity? Who will be that agent of mercy and correspond with some of these friendless ones? Many today are earnestly asking for correspondents. Their names may be obtained from Dr. H. N. Stokes, the O. E. Library, 181)7 (4 street, Washington. NELLIE RANDOLPH. Still Nineteen Wooden Indians. Omaha, March 80. To the Editor of The Bee: Upon my return from the senate, two years ago, I had occasion to refer to the "nineteen wooden In dians" in that body who served not the interests of the people. It seems that there still remain the same num ber. Thank God that one of those to whom I referred two years ago, from this county, has taken a higher posi tion at this session. Senator Howell alone of the delegation from Douglas county has maintained a creditable record throughout this session. Senator Robertson, however, true to his past unprogresslve record, be comes the leader of the "wooden In dians." It is somewhat amusing to hear Senator Albert speak of the failure of a law that has not public sentiment back of It He is the author of the Albert law. Had that law been sub mitted to the people of Omaha, among whom it was chiefly designed to oper ate, at the time of Its Introduction It would have gotten few votes. Senator Beal still remains the fear less and splendid character .that he proved himself to be two years ago. The words of Senator McAllister upon the amendments to the "dry" bill, Introduced by Robertson, In re ferring to "prohibition" as the virgin being clothed in the garments of the harlot and desecrated by libertines, fitly describe the situation. It is to be hoped that the house, rather than accept the amendments of the senate. will defeat the bill entirely and leave the Slocum law to deal with the situa tion. Again I have good reason to ask why is a "sitting" committee t and why Is a senate? The solution is the anoiition of tne state senate, retain ing only one legislative house. L. J. QUINBT. Hlsrepresentattve Representatives. Calhoun, Neb.. March 81. To the Editor of The Bee: The action of the Nebraska senate on the liquor amend ment is one ot the best of the many reasons advanced why the state could to Its great advantage dispense for many . years with the services of a legislature. The voters by an over whelming majority decided last fall that they were through with booze and booze dictation, but it is evident that they were mistaken. Kaiserism and czarism are not con fined to the other aide of the Atlantic, when a handful of mlsrepresentatlves of popular government can thus thwart the will of the people. It would be Interesting to the public to know by what sort of Inducements these few senators were persuaded to betray the democratic party and the great state of Nebraska. Such action makes us feel that possibly Russia is making a mistake In changing from a monarchy to a republican form of government. C. F. A. NEBRASKA VOTER. being absolutely free from smallpox. One ot the first means he adopted in producing this result was to abolish vaccination entirely." Vaccination made Cleveland one of the worst-infected cities. Common sense freed Cleveland In three months. llrater. England. Dresents a very similar case. It is a non-vaccinating city, practically free from emallpox. The benefits of sanitation, disinfec tion and quarantine are freely admit ted by the medical profession in the cases of all contagious diseases except smallpox. But where smallpox is con cerned there is a curious changs of front everything is due to vaccina tion. The day is coming when the vacci nation delusion will be adduced aa proof of the ignorance and super stition of twentieth century times. H. H. SOMERS, D. O. LAUGHING GAS. , Proror What ar the u of hot air? Student It 1 frequently employtd In ora tory to set the audience warmed up to th subject Boston Transcript "A congreaamatl haa sreat power. The used to any that you can't recapture th poken word.". "Well?" "Tt a congreasmarj Is allowed to with draw hia remark." Loulivlll Courier Journal. IfflCS LOME MAKE THE K.YimiW NKugKri (mi $Ett.Z2Y AMb I PROPOSE! Mr. Eaa I told that alrl what ta do and she haan't dona It at all. Exe 1 preium your order went ta one ear and right out the other. Mr. Exe Oh. no. Indeed: SB Raver set anything through her head aa easily that. Boston Transcript 'Tea, we've gone to housekeeping. My wife haa bought a machine to mix th bread, another to stir the caxe, a nreiess cooker and a whole lot of other devices. And now we need Just one thing mora." What that?" "A machtnst who oan cook." Boaton Transcript. 'Anybody try to sell you (old bricks while you waa to town?" 'No." reolled Farmer corntossel. "uoi the cltv fellers tamed, we have. They're o busy looking for cold storage eggs rnd imi tation butter they ain't got time to think. up no more trloks on us innocent, tjnsuB pectln' farmers.' Washington Star. SOMETHING IN A FLAG. More About Vaccination. Neola, Isl, March 31. To the Editor of The Bee: Tho "weighty evidence for vaccination" -which Dr. Connell gives in The Bee Is a joke. He tells about the wonderful success of vac cination in freeing the city of Cleve land from smallpox. Here are the facts as recorded at the time of the epidemic in the Railway News Herald. November S, 1911: "To Dr. Frederick, In charge of the Health board of Cleveland. O.. is due the credit of furnishing the civilized world with an example of a large city Eoren Ware (IronqutU.) There Is something In ft flag And In a little burnished e&irle That li more than emblematic It It florioua. It la regal. You mar never live to feel It, You mar never be in danger. You mar never vlelt foreign lands And play the role of stranger. Yon may never tn the army check The march of an Invader. You may never on the ocean cheer Tha swarthy oannonader. But If these should happen to you. Then, when age la on you pressing. And your great big booby boy Comes to ask your final -belaslng. You should tell him, "Son of mtna. Be your station proud or frugal. When your country calls her children And you hear the blare of bugle, Don't you stop to think of Kansae, Or the Quota of your county. Don't you go to asking questions, Don't 3u stop for pay or bounty. But you volunteer at once. And go where orders take you, And obey them to the letter, If they make you or they break you. Hunt that flag and stay you with It, Be you wealthy or plebeian; Let the women sing the dirges, Scrap the lint and chant the pean. Though ths magaslnes and journals Teem with antiwar persuasion And the stay at homes and cowards Gladly take the like occasion. Don't you ever dream of asking Is the war a right or wrong onet You are In It and your duty Is To make the fight a brave and strong & And you stay until It's over, Be tne war a short or long one; Make amends when the war Is over Then the power with you Is Ivlnsri Then If wrong do ample Justice jbui mac nag, you Keep flying. '1. If that flag goes down to ruin, Time Will then, without a wamlnv. Turn the dial back to midnight. Ana me worm must wait anotner morning'. Let The Omaha Bee help you with your Spring Shopping The Bee maintains its Shopping Service as a convenience for those of its readers who cannot come to the city to shop, or for "shut-ins" in town who are unable to see for themselves the new things displayed in the stores. Polly The Shopper will gladly help you with your needs, so there's no reason why you should shop hap hazardly through Eastern catalogue houses when you can have someone personally superin tend your shopping for you in the metropolis of your state, where merchandise is arriving daily from New York. Watch for the gossipy notes of the hew things in the shops and about town by Polly The Shopper in the Society Section of The Sunday Bee. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHARGE TO OUR ! READERS FOR THIS SHOPPING SERVICE. Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really successful.