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.h. irpuhlu.iiis li.ir lu'li! ;i little con!.ib
i!i let in tin t to try .uul In inn l amiuUte
'. t.i hu.ih.t "un M'liir (Lite (hiring his
il wrrk" th.it is, ilurinn a uerk in which
lu will br uniting the people oi Nebraska
mo 1" ih.if fitv, without rrn.inl lo their
i.il .t'lih.iin'iis. t '.ii t ieip,itf in a erlehra-:M-.ei
ted with the ob-.rrv.im-r of the scmi
hpmI .mniveis.iry ct Nebraska.
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1 Im- ,n i epi.ibh in Mttifts than republicans
';.", to he lp tn.ike th.it I'elebr.ttinn tremor-
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drt.a will b clianfid at otttn rquntd.
You haven't liranl thr ntman kick,
have you:
It would seem that city lull "junk"
i-'t so worthless after all
While- Mt. llimbrs will deliver Ins
speech in Petroit, lie will talk to the
whole country.
Popular midsummer bargain sale
advertisement "Kvcrythinu otf that
the laws allows.
Advice never too often repeated:
Mow down on busy thoroughfares
and drive more carefully.
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... ..pel -in. u ..I s.iiic v.jil.illj distinguish, d deiu
... :.il .um! -ri iite llie .isincil attend. tin e ol
I'n.ldenl WlUon .it the same tune, they will
m i-( 1 (veil ubiiTli.in and bespeak a more hi.ik
tiiiuriM .rlebratinii ot historical week m
l iii .ih.i. I iihoIu Mar.
Wake iiji! How Ioiik have you been sleeping,
j. mi bat-blind partisan ilemocrat?
re you not aware that the invitations to par
I tkipate in the Nebraska senii-cetitennial velebra
; lion proKram at Omaha went out simultaneously
to President Wilson and Mr. Hughes several
weeks ago? In truth, we believe the invitation to
the president reached its destination first, being
presented personally by Senator Hitchcock, the
(act being duly chronicled at the time by all the
be newspapers published in Nebraska. The re
turn made by the senator was to the effect that
the president's detailed plans for the autumn were
still undetermined and that he would give the in
vitation fioni Omaha his best consideration when
he eatne i ti his engagements.
So. if b.'th President Wilson and Mr. Hughes
are not lu re to take part in "this magnificent cel
ebration i, historical week m Omaha" it will not
be due to .my fault on the part of the "political
prestidigitators." self-constituted into a commit
tee "to pull i.tl this stunt."
Thought Nugget for the Day.
llon't let our heart grow cold, and you may
carrv cheerfulness and love with you into the
teens of ynur second century, if you can last so
long. Olner Wendell Holmes.
One Year Ago Today in the War.
Illili-li I. .r.r landed at Silvia bay "li (i.illipoli
peuui-ill.i
I .enn.ins pn-h, .1 Russians bai k i -lo-e to I'etro
i .i.l r ,i 1 1 w.i in ( . mii 1. in. I.
j t.einian .isv.mli in Argonne and on heights nt
the Meuse stopped by rrenrh tire.
Ilrilin .inn. iuih ed that Russian nrniv was at
1'i.iga, "ii I bank ol the Vistula ileal 'ar.iw
This Day in Omaha Thirty Years Ago.
The l ive of Milton Rogers against the trustees
of llie S.Mitli hnaha Land Syndicate to eiij.-m
them tr.Mii s,.nlfs, th,. pi.,p,-rtj of the s.uiie will
be argued before Judge akeley b (leueral
ow in and l i l; I'l itehetl.
lertv M.ihonej' and Mr. and Mrs. Kennedy
have left im Ireland on the steamer "I'itv nl I hi
cago" and will leinaiu abroad several months.
Mr M. Ilellmaii has determined to improve
the building now occupied by him as a clothing
st. .re. at the southwest corner of barnam and
Thirteenth, by adding another story, thus making
it a four-story structure, 44x132 feet.
l-'.ight new street cars for this city arc now
Yes. but isn't it almost time lor
President Wilson to let us know if
he is really going to accept it?
If that Deutschlaml captain were
disposed to be accommodating he
would keep us advised by wireless of
:he progress of his trip.
People with incomes in excess of
W.000.000 will have to give I'ncle
Sam's tax collector a bigger percent
ile. Never touched us!
The bulls in the corn pit can al
ways sec rust with the naked eye at
greater distance than other folks
can discern it with a telescope.
The anti-imperialism plank of our
democratic friends will be held in
abeyance while we annex the Danish
West Indies by treaty of purchase, i
The trainmen may vote for a strike,
but it's dollars to doughnuts that a
.straw ballot of the passengers and
s-hippers would be all the other way.
Those forty-eight different state
railway commissions miglit show
what they can do by tackling, each
'or itself, the threatened strike of the
railvtav trainmen.
The billboards are not altogether
:levoiu of grim humey. They hear
the announcement that an Omaha
:heater intends to open its "winter"
season next Sunday.
The Vnion Pacific continues to set
the pace for all the lines, its net
.-arnings of 15.08 on its stock being a
ecord even for the greatest railroad
.vstem in the world.
Milkmen in the west are advancing
prices because of short pasturage
and in the east because of high ice.
It doesn't matter much what the rea
son, the price is going up.
The chautauqtia managers will do
well to cash in early, for it will be
hard to compete with the free talk
fests to commence as soon as the po
'itical spellbinders are set loose.
But citizenship documents would
e still more sought after by folks
w ho have lived here for years with
out taking out naturalization papers
f we had an administration at Wash
ington that would stand up unflinch
ingly for the rights of Americans, at
home and abroad.
Madness of Midsummer.
Does the sun of midsummer beget
in the brains of man a tendency to
ibnormal conduct? It would seem so,
if the happenings recorded in different
parts of the country may be taken as'
a gauge. Men singly and in groups
are indulging in all sorts of miscon
duct, and crimes of violence seem
more numerous than common. It is
certain that man in some measur.
yields to the influence of the weather,
his physical powers at least relaxing
to a degree where he is not capable
of the sustained effort he easily puts
forth when not under stress of un
usual climatic conditions. A continued
term of excessive cold or heat makes
severe calls on the resisting qualities
of human beings, and it is certain
that the mind in some way reflects the
tendency of the body. The actinic
rays of the sun's light, which are
potent to destroy, are more powerful
in summer than in winter, and are
more effective in direct contact. All
this would seem to support the theory
of the police that people are more
fractious and less capable of self
restraint during a hot spell than at
any other time. At any rate, the dis
orders that are now disturbing society
may as well be ascribed to the
weather as to man's innate bent to
wrongdoing.
One of Our Failures.
Prevalence of a rampant plague among the
children m the greatest of American cities is a
startling indictment of our civilization. Scientific
men are agreed the disease has its start in dirt,
and dirt is an evidence of neglect. If New York
had been as careful of conditions under which its
people live as it is of some other phases of its
housekeeping, il would now be spared this scourge
of poliomyelitis. Science is straining its utmost
endeavor to discover a panacea for the disease,
but nothing has been heard of any effort to re
move the cause. Nor is New York the only of
fender in this regard. Not an American city but
has its plague spots, most of them in plain view.
Neglect of ordinary rules of cleanliness is com
mon. An epidemic brings sharply to the fore the
need for cleaning up, but its effects soon pass,
and we return to our habits of communal sloven
liness. We may neglect the poor in our great
cities, and turn them over to charity when want
and famine menace them, but they have their re
venge. Out of the squalor in which they spend
their lives disease is born, and the germ doesn't
discriminate. We can not, perhaps, abolish pov
erty, but we can make such arrangements as will
enaiiic uic poor io Keep tneir surroundings clean,
and by doing so insure to that extent against the
prevalence of any plague.
Nebraska and the Automobile.
Attention has several times been called to the
popularity of the automobile in Nebraska, shown
by its general use for all its varied purposes, l'ig
ures from the office of the secretary of state for
the month of July show that nearly R7.1H.H1 of
these machines are registered, in addition to more
than 5.000 motorcycles. This means one automo
bile in service for each fifteen persons in the state.
The self-propelled vehicle nowhere in the world
has been more generally adopted for business and
pleasure than in this state. Nor is it the auto
alone that is popular and useful in Nebraska, ior
the coming of the tractor show at Fermont next
week reminds us that this form of farm power is
coming generally into service throughout the
west. A noteworthy feature of the situation is
that with all the increase in engine-driven ma
chinery on the farm, the number of horses owned
in the state has diminished Jbut slightly. Gov
ernment reports at the beginning of the year
showed the state to have 1 ,030,01X1 horses, as com
pared with 1,038,000 in January 1, 1915. If this
proves anything, it is that the machine has supple
mented rather than displaced the horse. Farm
operations and general business is that much more
extensive, and is steadily growing, the increase in
the number of automobiles fairly indicating the
progress of the state.
How France Will Pay for War.
Lessons in the homelier virtues have been
driven home to the nations of Europe by the
hammer of Mars. Habits of ease and luxury
have fallen away, and the neglected tasks of yes
terday are today's order of business. Sturdier
qualities come uppermost again, and each people
finds itself breathing stronger and deeper and
looking at things with a clearer eye than ever
before. It is well, too, for if they are to regain
the place where they stood two years ago, they
have a tremendous task ahead. We have often
been told, when someone felt like commenting on
our national extravagance, that a French family
would live well on what an American family
wastes. And now comes in all earnestness a
French woman, and proposes that France will pay
for its share in the war by economies to be prac
ticed in French kitchens! The French people, she
says, can and will be well fed, but at a cost so far
,below what Is now expended for the purpose
that the difference will soon make the war debt
seem like just a bad dream. Diet is to be regu
lated scientifically, and while all are to have
enough, none will be wasted, and a still more de
pendable race of Frenchmen will arise because of
being better fed at less expense. If this should
come to pass, it will afford an object lesson that
will be amazing, and perhaps as serviceable to
Americans as any.
Southern suffrage women say they prefer Wil
son's stand to Hughes' advocacy of suffrage by
federal constitutional amendment. In other
words, the southern sisters are so gallant they
do not want the ballot until the men in each
state, respectively, are ready to give it to them.
The suffragists in the north would have the wom
en who have already acquired the ballot help en
franchise those from whom it is still withheld.
This gets right back again to the issue of na
tionalism as against states' rights.
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(AH I NOW THAT'S
"y IWNAT CAk.i
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nn their way here They were made by John
Stephens & Co. of New York City.
At a prohibition convention in Rtickinftham
hall, S. C. Brewster was elected president and D.
Wilson secretary.
AtnoiiR the visitors to Spirit Lake were the
follow inn: Hon. H. C Clark and wife. L). H.
Coodrich and wife, !.. II. Korty and wile, Lyman
Kirhatdson, Julius Meyer and Newt Markalow.
The Cnion Pacific is preparing to put in its
headquarters building a private telephone system,
connecting all the offices, similar to the system
used in the Chicago, M ilwaukee and St. 1 'aul
building in Milwaukee. Connections will be made
by means of a switch board placed in the tele
graph oftlce on the first floor.
Today in History.
1775 Daniel O'Connell, whom Ireland calls
the Rreat liberator, born in C ounty Kerry. Ireland.
Died at Genoa, May 15, 1S47.
ISO) Lord Alfred Tennyson, English poet
laureate, born. Died October 6. 1892.
84i Congress passed an act enabling Wis
consin to form a state government.
1854 Turks defeated by Russians near Kars.
18(2 Confederate ram "Arkansas" destroyed
in the Mississippi above Raton Rouge.
18o4 War in New Zealand closed with the
surrender of the Maori chiefs.
1888 General John M. Schofield became gen-eral-in-chief
of the Cnitcd States army.
1890 First execution in the world by electric
ity, William Kemmler (murder), at Auburn, N. Y.
1894 Austin Blair, governor of Michigan dur
ing the civil war period, died at Jackson, Mich.
Horn in Tompkins county, New York, February
8 1818
1900 Field Marshal von Waldersee of the
German army was unanimously selected to lead
the allied armies in China.
I'XW Bulgarian insurgents blew up the gover
nor's palace at Keushevo, killing fifty Turks.
Where They All Are Now.
It. A. McAllister, former land commissioner of
the I'nion Pacific, is now looking after the extra
acres of the Southern Pacific, with headquarters
at San Francisco.
J. E. lUtckingliam, who used to be assistant
general passenger agent of the Burlington at
Omaha, is now at Chicago, looking after all the
baggage of the Burlington lines.
Theodore H. Johnson, who was once president
of the Omaha School board, is with the big Kodak
and Camera concern in Chicago.
Harrv F-. O'Neill, formerly in law practice
here, is ranching it out in Custer county, with
occasional visits to his old stamping grounds.
F.dmuml M. Bartlett, another old-time Omaha
lawyer, has his shingle out in Kansas City, where
he is enjoying a good practice.
W. H. Klbourn, who was known as "Big Bill"
when he was city clerk of Omaha, is traveling
through Nebraska, with his headquarters at
Beatrice.
William P. Durkee. for many years auditor of
the Burlington here, is at the same kind of work
over in Chicago, where he was called by promo
tion. William I... Yetter. the wall paper man, who
served also on the board of Ak-Sar-Beti gover
nors, is now located in Kansas City.
J. A. Shoemaker, once traffic manager at the
stock yards, is now manager of the Denver stock
yards.
Fred Cobum. an old Omaha boy, is now sport
ing editor of the Minneapolis .Tribune.
Ed Mahoney. formerly traveling passenger
agent on the Milwaukee lines, is now general
passenger agent at Denver tor the same road.
This Is the Day We Celebrate.
Alfred Bloom, president of the Alfred Bloom
company, was born August 0, 1853, in Sweden,
coming to this country when 23 years of age. His
pr-..;rnt industry grew out of a small planing mill
which he established in 18')3.
Abram L. Elkus, the new United States am
bassador to Turkey, born in New Y'ork City forty
nine years ago today.
Phillips Lee Goldsborough, former governor
of Maryland, born at Cambridge, Md., fifty-one
years ago today.
Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt, wife of the former
president, born at Norwich, Conn., fifty-rive years
ago today.
Rear Admiral Charles J. Badger, V. S. N.. re
tired, born at Rockville. Md., sixty-three years
ago today.
Post Wheeler, first secretary of the American
legation at Tokyo, born at Owego. N. Y., forty
seven years ago today.
Bishop James 11. McCoy of the Methodist
Episcopal church, south, born in Blount county,
Ala., forty-eight years ago today.
Miller Reese Hutchison, chief engineer tor
Thomas A. Kdison and member of the naval ad
visory hoard, bom at Montrose, Ala., fortv years
ago todav.
Dr. Scott N earing, formerly of the l uiversity
of Pennsylvania and now a member of the faculty
of Toledo university, born at Morris Run, I'a
thirty-three years ago today.
Sherwood R. Magee, outfielder of the Boston
National league base ball team, born at Claren
don. Pa., thirty-two years ago today.
Joseph Birmingham, manager of the Toronto
International league base ball club, born at El
mira, N. Y., thirty-two years ago today.
Story-ette of the Day.
"In the southern part of Arkansas," savs Sen
ator Overman, "where the natives take things
easy, a man and his wife were sitting on their
porch, when a funeral procession passed the
bouse. The man was comfortably seated in a
chair that was tilted back against the bouse, and
was whittling a piece of wood. As the procession
passed he said:
" '1 reckon ol' man Williams has got about
the biggest funeral that's ever been held around
liver, Caroline.'
"'A purty good-sired one, is it, Bud?' queried
the wife, making no effort to move.
'"Certainly is!' Bud answered.
" 'I surely would like to see it,' said the wom
an 'What a pity I ain't facin' that way!'"
Youth's Companion ,
By Victor lomnut.
ONE Oh' Omaha's pioneers. Lewis S. Reed, has
been revisiting the city where he was active
for more than a third oi a century. Since Mi
R.-ed retired Iruin business here, he put in most
oi his lime, up to the ..utbr.-.ik ..i llie war, in
Europe, making his headquarter m Paris, though
i..r a j.ar or So he has been over ill Chicago.
I unking m on us now he is struck, as is every
one, with the inar clous growth and phvsical
tr.insloiin.ilioii of Omaha. Mr. Heed, hiinsell. is
showing his age somewhat, as would be expected
in a man ne.tnng 70. and remarked upon my ac
cumulation oi gray hair, as if it did not rightfully
belong to me. then correcting himself quickly by
recalling my age. Mr. Reed has a wonderful mem
ory of names and places connected with early
Omaha happenings, but remembers my advent
more particularly because at that time he, along
with my father, were colleagues in the legislature,
representing Douglas county in the lower house in
which Lew Reed shone as "the baby member."
It is a sort oi coincidence, therefore, that I should
have been associated later with Mr. Reed in our
public library board, of which he was one of the
original members, and holds the record for long
continued service, up to the time he laid down
the duties of the position along with the presi
dency of the hoard.
I have often referred to my interest in the
library growing out of this association. In the
nature of things the board, as it was made up
when I went on it in 1894, could never be gotten
together again, because widely scattered, to say
nothing of those who have passed to the Great
Beyond. At my initial meeting, Mr. Reed called it
to order as presiding officer. The late William
Wallace was the vice president. Two other old
timers on the board were P. L. Perrine and Elijah
Dunn and my recollection, without verifying by
the records, is that Herbert T. Leavitt was secre
tary. There were two women members of the
hoard, Miss Elizabeth E. Poppleton, who re
linquished the work when she became Mrs. Shan
non, and Miss Claire Rustin, later Mrs. Mcintosh,
who continued a while longer. The two compara
tive newcomers were Frank L. Halter and my
self, I being appointed to succeed the late Will
iam S. Curtis, who was leaving Omaha to be
come dean of the law department of Washington
university at St. Louis, and who died only re
cently in Michigan. Miss Jessie Allan was still the
librarian in charge, although already grievously
afflicted with the dread disease which was soon to
take her away from the institution which she had
practically administered almost from its incep
tion. I am not sure that Lewis S. Reed was the in
spiration of the bequest to the city by his uncle,
Byron Reed, of the present library site, but 1
have no doubt he had much to do with it and be
is entitled to more credit than any other man for
the construction of our beautiful library building,
which, even today, holds its own well among all
the many new buildings, public and private, since
erected that help keep Omaha in the class of
modern, progressive cities.
While I am far from sure that he will like it,
I cannot refrain from giving some excerpts from
an interesting old legislative biography of Mr.
Reed that I have dug up. After noting his birth,
March 3, 1847, in Walworth county, Wisconsin,
and giving the names of his parents, we are told:
"Mr. Reed can properly be called a genuine
American, his father's ancestors having lived in
this country for two and a half centuries and
his mother's nearly, if not quite, as long. The
Reeds were originally from England. He is
from a long-lived family, each of his paternal
grandparents having lived past the alloted age
of three-score years and ten. One of his pater
nal grandfathers lived to the age of 91. and his
great-grandmother to the age of 80, their mar
ried life having lasted sixty-two years and one
day. Lewis is the oldest in a family of ten
children."
And then, after an account of his location in
Omaha, and his business and political activity,
the biographer continues:
"As a legislator he is among the most active
members; always in his seat and ready to per
form his part in rolling onward the gigantic car
of state. He makes a good appearance on the
floor and by many of the young ladies is called
the handsomest member of the house which
was a little too much for his modesty. The
only blemish apparent in his moral character is
that of "single blessedness,' but as he is yet a
young man there is time to offer an amendment.
More could be said of the 'youngest member,'
but this is enough to commend iiim to the no
tice of his constituents.''
Yes, it is hot in Omaha right now, but it is
not always, nor generally, hot here, and, there
fore. 1 protest against the wholesale indictment
brought by Hamlin Garland in the story he is
starting in the current week's Collier's. Describ
ing the westward journey of his heroine, Emily
Thatcher, he says:
"It was hot at Omaha it generally is and
Mrs. Thatcher, a fussy person of double-distilled
West Newton nicety, shuddered under
the dust, complained of the flies and glared at
the coal sheds and gas tanks, exclaiming,
'Could anything be worse?'"
My impression is that Hamlin Garland has
not stopped off in Omaha since our exposition,
now nearly twenty years ago, and he ought to
come again and note the improvement. Yes, it's
hot at Omaha sometimes, but not generally
and travelers can be as comfortable and well
taken care of here as in any interior town, sum
mer or winter, spring or fall.
People and Events
A California woman is leaving her husband
because he lacks conversational powers. He may
plead lack of practice.
A New York man says he can't work because
it makes him nervous. After reading his excuse
one would think he had plenty of nerve.
A St. Louis paper calls for an O. M. C. A.
an Old Man's Christian Association. All the
old fellows are in the Young Men's Christian as
sociation wearing toupees.
It seems that, after all, the late Mr. Morgan
was worth only $78,149,024. Doubtless the stor
ies of his vast wealth were circulated by envious
persons for nefarious purposes.
The king of Denmark presented mono
grammed cigarette cases to two boys who re
cently saved his life from drowning, being all out
of cutglass whisky decanters and silver cocktail
shakers.
The Long Island cornetist who received a
fractured head from a neighbor because he prac
ticed on his favorite instrument at 6 a. m. should
congratulate himself that be was not addicted to
the slide trombone.
Last year 2,445,644 motor vehicles were li
censed in the United States, and sometimes when
one is trying to get to sleep at night it seems as
if all of them were driving up and down the street
in front of the house with their mufflers open.
Mrs. Pankhurst departed for Liverpool Satur
day "too tired to say a word" to the reporters, and
so quietly that few people knew of it. The im
migration authorities who viewed her coming
with such concern may now relax their fears.
King Peter of Serbia, at 72, is up every morn
ing at 4 o'clock and rides forty miles on a motor
cycle on the rocky island of Euboea, in the
Aegean sea, where he is a virtual exile. The aged
monarch has not lost his optimism and expects to
see his country restored and the Allies victorious.
His activities and courage in the face of disaster
such as has overtaken Serbia challenge admiration.
HOT WEATHER HAPPINESS.
Fri-nhmnn What hta 1 ho funny thin km
on i h" rtn'f nt ih- Taiirn Keg houaf
Hill I Urnni Mor.KHRs'a. 1 gus.
Wi.l.iw.
"Sh ys he wishes sho coLld e her
Hlf as othorn .' h''r."
"Th.ifs Hint it exe'lin fur p-nHlii(r a lot
nf tlmo in f run i uf the- nilrnn'." K annate
I'tty Juurnal.
Scot (at the hutliMl What s ih" prl.-e of
11 bHtli?
AifPTntant On shlllliid;.
S, nt li.-'-h, man, .tnif-. a Im '"nn ym nn
f-ay Mxj.-i!.'.- in:.) put in watt-r? I.oti
tlltl! Tl in--
I have hud them for twf wneki now, neat
on.- ot th four laid an ess yet. p
Ladl-M' Hum Juurnal.
Mr. New.'om Before we were married
(Hi snl'l that my sltghtenl wish would t
vulir Jrt'A.
Mr. worn Exaolly. my !ov; but you
rmv n.i manv vIroioii and ell dtvloped
wMnv. lli.it I Hin hi t unable to decldfl at
ik wlil.h H ill-' slifthtt'it. Puck.
"What an- vour views on the tariff?"
"I'm for pniotion of everything that my
rnnetltii.'iitr- munufiifturr fur sale," replied
St-nator XorRhum. "And I favor free trade
for rvervihliiii that th.-y ar.i compellad lo
imy for iish ' WashlnRloii Star.
Dear mr. habile
mv husband is always rbwnf
AND WVm 1 TALK Tb HIM HE"
Do&s war amswbi. v. hat s)aiu
Ilof
A TORTURED WIFE
Sfafrr TO SINK AMD HE
Probably vjill throw the
book" ayvou!
Miss liritiht
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n ILl t lUnilif
few inlimtfs. -Palfa
t,.r
h r finaM brother)--
lull's hat down, you
h, will want It
- beMd'-'i
: In
The ininisi.-r wlih sliiiklnft Ii;hh1n Willi a
new memlu-r ir hiw i-mir-jiilon, n $r
fr-'sh from Sweet, n. iiml .-'u. . or.llnlly. "1
wout! like to kimw your a.i.lns, m i i jin
caM on you "
"tlh." said th Ktrl. Innorently. "I haf a
man." At Janta Journal
"How are the Inruhatorfi Renin nlonR?
nailed a friend of hla nolKhtKir who had re
cently t-iiiiiiht come.
"Why. all rlpht. I HUppott; but although
IF STOMACHS COULD TALK.
f stumiu-h i oul.l talk I think thry would
'Mum'Vi w "if a rest. I'll fast for a day.
You i-r..v.. in.- too full. I'm overworked
V,iu"-'--i'i to think I am the paunch of
"You sitiff me with randy and peanut and
M'.'t-tl
When I need occasion to diReet your hath
"TU irn. I'm elastic, with wonderful gear,
Hut , how you hurt me with barrels of
lie (.t!
"Vmi rr'uel old master! Tour servant la
si i re !
And flatly tefusea to take any mores
rn'il von Hre decent and temp'rate and kind
And willing to diet and in your right
mind '
"We ea t too much, that's no mistake.
i if fried potatoes, sirloin steak.
While bread fine Hnd butter pa lore
Pastrirp and enkea till our utoinachi afi-,
ore." H. L t'OOMllS.
THOUGHTLESSNESS
IS AKIN TO
CARELESSNESS
BOTH ARE NON-PRODUCTIVE
THOUGHTFUL MEN ARE CAREFUL
TO PROVIDE FOR THE HOME AND LOVED ONES
THESE ARE THE KIND WHO MAKE UP THE MEMBERSHIP
OF THE
Woodmen Of the World
ARE YOU THOUGHTFUL?
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