THE BEE: OMAHA. MONDAY, JUNE 26. 1918. THE . OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD MKWATEK VICTOK EOSEWATEB, EDITOR TM BE! PUBLBHMO COMPANY. PMPSJETOB. Entered at Omaha neetofflee as second-class matter. ByraeO per year. .rr.$. .... .. .... .... 4.04 .... !. .,. . . terms or SUBSCRIPTION. ! By Carrier ' per month Dolly and Sunday. if?-'" Daily without Sunday..... Evening nd Sunday. la!"" Evening without Sunday .....ISO.... livery Omaha Bee. Circnlotloa Department. REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, eipreee or postal order. Only S-wnt in taken ta punt of email . Personal checks, except taika end eaetern H.UW, not accepted. , offices. ; Omaha The Bm Building. ' . South Omaha 111 H street A ' . Council Bluffe 14 North Mela street. . , Lincoln 414 Littl Building. Chicago SIS People's Cee Building. NrTyirk Boom Ml. tM Filth avowee. , St Leola Sol New Bnnh of Comntreo. ,' Wnohintton TH fourteenth Itroot. M. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Adorn! MmranlentiMw relating to iwws and editorial utter to Omaha Boo. Editor!! Department. - MAY CIRCULATION v 57352 Daily-Sunday 52,748 Dwlght Wlllleme, elreolatiee manager of The Boo ftthlishlng company, being duly sworn., says that tho average etreutatlou for tho month of Mar, ISIS, ni S7.SS1 daily and al.T4l Sunday. .,,., DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Suhaerlbod in nay pre.euee and awon to hafaro mo iSjj nfONTER. Kotar, Pv-Mte. Saboeriber leaving tha city temporarily should ham Tho Bm malloal to, them. Ad. divas will bo changed aa often aa requoeted. Now witch the colonel tots the crowbar into the democratic machinery. - Million dollar reins followed by ten-million dollar sunshine! Watch Nebraska growl The rush of progressives to the family fold howa no lifne of diminution. As a political joy ride the proeeaiion hai no equal in recent hiatory. From the standpoint of convenience and safety the advantage is with El Fsso, still the proper place for the meeting of the Peace Union is Car rital. '.'.'. ' V ' Ai the summer advsncei reporta of the drown ing of bathers increase. Safety suggests stick ing to the old swimming bole and svoiding deep water. Inability to finish last summer's visit no doubt sccounts for Russia's esgerness to reviiit snd en- joy the chsrms of "the blue Carpathian moun tains." . ' ::, Crest execution by heavy artillery is reported on the Auatro-ftalUn front Continued activity in that section insures future tourists important changes in the ilcyline of the Alps. ' Those Mexican! who imagine' they can easily invsde the border states sre at liberty to put their idess to the test Facilities for permanent rest sue equal to all demsnds in the coveted region. . A feminine professor of the art of bsby rais ing warns mothers sgsinst the perils of rocking nd kissing their defenseless youngsters. Now nd then the gentle sex startles mere man by producing joy-killer. ' With clear, surplus of $100,000,000 in the Union Psclfic treasury, according to the Wall Street Journal, the cost of building an adequate depot in Omaha would hardly make a visible dent in the company's tressury. , So far ss the official records go there is no evidence oi the seal msnifested in preparedness -esrades making an impression at the recruiting fficea. The War department s call for 30,000 men is barely half filled. Many march, lew en- lilt ' - Russia effected a loan credit oi $50,000,000 in -New York. As the credit is bscked by a deposit of 150,000,000 rubles, sllows a snug commission and nets 5H per cent interest, the bsnkers in the desl sppesr strong enough to order extra nour ishment , .' Local taxpayers merely get the feeling out of their system by kicking when they cough up 30 per cent boost in city taxes, Otherwise the ex erciie is useless. . The time to kick atraight and hard it when the tax boards are executing the hake-down. - According to commercial agency reports, no machinery' in this country is idle, excepting that due to strikes Snd labor shortage. Wherever "hands are available capacity work is the rule in all industries. For the first time in three years ' work swsits sll who seek it In view of the known scarcity of food in Mex ico, the limited supply of ammunition and the bankruptcy of national resources, it is hsrd to lay whether Mexican leaders in threatening war sre bidding for treatment in feeble-minded institutes or for quarters in lunatic asylums. Conspicuous smong the tragedies of the Mex ican muddle la the utter failure in practice of Mr. Bryan's peace policy, based on s year of con versation before action. Even though multiplied three-fold and partly conducted by the author, the result is as dismal as a Chautauqua teat in a deluge. Working Out 0or ItlTBtion. , ' Are we s heedless generation, incapable of appreciating the meaning of the great processes of evolution in operation about us, or do we realise that the world is breaking away from much we looked, upon as established snd Immutable, and thst those of us who survive will emerge into sn ers of newer, and maybe better, social and political adjustment? This thought is not new; it has be'en uttered in many forms during the last three years, and through all the wide range over which the resultant' discussion hss pursued the idea, one steady' note haa sounded. The race is working out s new phase of its sal vation. Ideals which embody principles funda mental in themselves snd essentially neceaiary to correct human relationship Sre coming into clearer view., Nature's wsys sre tsiy to note, but difficult to comprehend. The emergence of a continent, the subsidence of snother, the disappearance of sn islsnd, or sny of the msny physical changes we continually note, are readily explained by application of our limited knowledge of ereation'a Isws. We marvel for a moment and go on snout our business, unmindful of the fact that similar laws sre working in society, and have so worked from the very beginning of things.1 WsrS msy be merely the projection on s more pretentious sesle of the petty differences thst arise between men, but they are evidences of a divergence of thought and purpose, and of the constantly oper ating processes thst tend forever to Change. From th sposrent evil of the moment always hss advance proceeded.' Just now man's enleve ments sre being tested on the snvil of Destiny, snd whstever is worthy to survive will survive, its fiber more closely welded because of the pounding it sustslni, snd therefore more fit for the newer life into which it will come from the trial it now endures. God's in His heaven, all's right with the world," still. ffo Need for Hysteria. Young men who sre now going off to preb- sble wsr sre lesving behind dependents. This is Inevitable. It is alio inevitable that these de pendents be provided for. Many employers srs generously srrsnging that the volunteers who lesve their service shall be carried on the pay roll for a definite length of time, until the neces sary readjustment of the soldiers' affairs can be made. Comprehensive plans for aasisting those who need it will be worked out in good sesion. People are not likely to allow the soldier's fsmily to suffer for wsnt of necessaries. Just now a revival of the Relatives' union, or sone similsr organisation is in order. The work of looking after soldiers' dependents csn be quietly and ef fectively accomplished through such an organisa tion, and the duty of the public to its defenders thus dischsrged. No need for excitement or hys teris of any sort is apparent, but orderly method to meet the need should at one be set in motion, Rcandaliitng the Btnknptcjr Law. A recent decision of our Nebraska supreme court materially est down the fees clsimed by the lawyers who had fought out a will case and were on the point of absorbing the big end of the estatt to the exclusion of the heirs, the court csrefulty explaining that, while the lawyers did the work, the smount involved did not wsrrsnt the fees demsnded. This decision of the court unquestionsbly accords with popular sentiment which Is sgsinst estlng up sn estate by any grab- game litigation. . But what is true of property left by a person actually deceased applies equally to the property of a person financially defunct We have before us the creditors' notice for a bankrupt corporation in litigation in the federal court of Illinois show ing a balance in the hands of the trustees amount ing to $509.31 with s petition asking allowance of $20.98 for expenses incurred, $2,500 for the trustee's attorneys, $636 for the receiver, $1,500 fnr the receiver's attorney. S702.62 lor certain other liabilities incurred, and $500 for the credi tors' attorneys and further notice that the ques tlon is to be taken up "as to the declsration of a first and final dividend on claims proved snd al lowed." In other words, with $5,209.38 in hand, the trustee, the receiver snd the various sets of attorneys have put in claima tdtalling $5,859.62, or $450 more than the aggregate assets, leaving fine prospect for "first and final" dividend on claims of actus! creditors proved snd snowed. Unfortunately this is not an exceptional but is a fair sample of whst is happening every day In bankruptcy courte all over the land, aa a result of which disgusted creditors compromise any claim rither than take a chance in the bankruptcy lottery where they stand to draw nothing but blanks. An. effort is being made to repeat or modify the federal bankruptcy law, but it naturany meets witn tne vigorous opposition of the folks who sre fattening on the spoils. As administrated, or rather aa it la being abused, the bankruptcy proceedings are a graft and a fraud and simply an opening, protected by law, for any one to repudiate hia debta whenever he-wants to. Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha " " CsnwQiS From Bo f Baa, The handsome residence and grounds at 2511 St Marv'i avenue nreaented a brilliant scene on the occasion of the silver anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Brandeis. The Musical Union fur nished the music for the occasion snd msny beau tiful presents were received. Prof. Walthers gave a recital, assisted by his pupils snd other well known local talent at tne , w vrooms of Lyon Healey, ixs rarnam a . ." ; y ' ' a Gossie B airman has gone to Ann Arbor, 7 , ' r ahe will spend severs! weeks. From tit wi4 go to the lakes and on her return - , s a ovor si ic won to vuu rwauvea. 0 vies I'aoley, the Tenth street grocer, who 1 e of his limbs severely fracured several s v ' attempting to ssve a child from a , v 1 d able to oe around again shortly. '"id, smelt of Misses Anna and 1 of tins cirv. who has been visit- ir h, 2-9 Cspitol avenue, has t in itoeK springs, wyo. toe gone to Baltimore snd . i ncn haa gone west . Figures Are Incomplete. The Department of Agriculture gives out some statistical information ss to the acreage planted in watermelon a, but with the fatuity of the present democratic administration, it in cludes only the pstches in Dixieland. We have no desire to pluck even a leaf from whatever laurels the southern planters msy clsim as their guerdon for having reduced the watermelon from its eminence as a summertime boon to the sor did condition of aa article of commerce, but we would like to call Washington's attention to the fact thst some melons do grow up north. : Who, outside of tha precincts of Secretary Houaton'i department, never heard of Muacatine laland, for example, and who doesn t know of the lus cious triumphs that lie in luxury along the sandy bottom lands of uncounted rivers snd creeks through sit the corn belt,, where the watermelon stilt presides ss a fruit and is just aa essential to existence in July and August as the air we breathe or the water we swim in? Go to; the south msy have a monopoly on mint and hasel splitters, but us folks up no'th can teach 'em all, even Texas, what a real watermelon is like. A aotsble back-from-the-city movement is in progress smong the garment manufacturers, of New York as a result of the present strike of era ptoyes. The industry employes 25,000 persons, with an annual payroll of $250,000,000. It is the settled belief of these employers thst industrial peace Is impossible in a large city where strong support is given striking workmen. In small communities the absence of this influence makes for peace. The greater incentive for the out-of- town movement lies in the opportunity rural sur roundings offers for cheaper tabor snd inferior working conditions two features hitherto notori ous in the garment industry of New York. Enver's Gold-Shod Horses ' Utorary Msoat- TPHE Orient has a virtual monopoly on myeteri- X ous jsrs containing jinnee, nying carpcio, ' sleek, lupernatural steeds whose hoots strike sparks of fire. But that was the Orient ot a tnou- sand years ago. ana h un mB.. ---feme of the men its tsles eelebrsted, there still re mains the Orient through which Enver Bey rode on a hone shod with pure gold, as he went into Triooli durinE the lsst war between Italy and the Turkl. . . " ; lL. A gifted French autnoress, writing unucr name of "Miriam Harry." tells of -meeting the Turkiih commander one night at one of the mill- . t Tr . " T ,!. a M oiu ttry outposts m soutnern lunis. '"."'i, ,tw York Herald, traiulated from the Pana Temps, .k. ...ah.i ti.at nvtsr,riu Aftnearance at tne lltS ICdWUUvei aooj a-1 - , , , post just ss if he had been transported tnitnero T . .... . : 1 . ..J . W .n kit otlonr DV rUDDing tne magic lamp, oiiu uisu- - departure, when he flitted as mysteriously awsy. Aa we resd: "Around us there were only sand-dunes, some wsndering nstive csmps. and some scouts with blue capes wstching the trail leading to Tripoli, and in the court yard of the station two mitrailleuses snd two-icore soldiers sent from Gabes. ' ' 'The dsy hsd Been a picturesque w Min ing Ofle.. A jew nu wen inni ......... field glasses snd Itslisn msps; s Greek hsd been ehsrged -with selling contraband goods, snd a Bedouin aheix nad Been seniencea ior .ui -p his tribe to cross our frontier, snd rally under the flag of Enver Bey. v ' "The evening was gloomy and oppressive. The simoon wss blowing so fiercely that it stretched a burning yellow cloud between earth and sky. Every time the cook opened the door . .ii.i.k tiiriwifi entered with him. There wss ssnd in our plates and sand at the bottom of our glaasea. tven tne amiaoio k-j . . fleers waa beginning to calm down when a blue scout came in, important and discreet, and whia pered something to the lieutenant-commander. He went out We heard a few words, and then the officer came back, bringing with him a gueit covered with ssnd snd wrapped up like s woman. But when he had removed his white burnoose and his veils, we understood from his uniform and his strapped boots that he was a luriusn omcer. ,fHe was smsll, thin, but well built snd sp pesred to us very young, with a short mustache whitened by the sand and his cheeks glowing ss if they were powdered with gold from the dust of the simoon. He excused himself for his sp oesrsnce snd for cireumstsnces which prevented . . , . . T T 1 C....U wall iving ms nsme.io ua, no opus ".' ntirerl the fmeneaa of hia hands, and from the energetic way they broke bread or placed his glass on the table I felt that, in spite of his age and the absence of gold Isce, he was a leader. "He lightly chatted about Parn, the boule varda and the theaters, with the. air of being a toon n the wnrld in this out-of-the-wav hole in the desert But, one t tne lieutenants navmg spoken to me in Arsbic, he became suddenly " YOU Know Araoic, maoamei "'A little: I was born in Palestine, in Jeru salem." - ' . ' "it Tarnoaiernr he eriea. mat IS SISO i holy City for us, the city of the Friend of God, that la tn uv. nf Ahraham. You have seen the tomb of Abraham I And our mosque of Omar I Then, madame, you are almost a hadjia, and have the right to wear the green- turban.' ' . ' "And when-1 told him I had traveled as a child in Arabia with my father and lived among the Bedouin trioea, ana mat as s poor young giri in Paris I always had dreamed of returning to Arabia as a prophetess, living on the charity of Allah, he grew excited and cried: . "'Ah, Arabia, cradle or jsiami Ana tne Arabian race, enduring as the rock I If you knew arhat ennld he done with It) If it were all to gether, no nation in Europe, however powerful in wariiKe material, coma conquer m an oi mc mm where the grain haa aprouted under tne Bene diction of Ialamf "Astonished at this outbreak of fanaticism, the officers looked at each other. He noticed it and became silent, but soon began to speak again of hia love for France and his sdmiration of the French. . ' "'An alliance with France would be the salva tion of turkey.' he declared, and, raising his glass, drsnk to the french srmy. "The lieutensnt-commander wanted htm to pass the night v. '"no. no: imoosaiDiei ne saia. i must bo. My caravan ought to be refreshed by this time,' and he wrapped himself in hia mantle. . "The simoon having relaxed, we accom panied him to tne outskirts oi our post, wnere horsemen, veiled like him, swslted him. He thanked the officers warmly for their hospitality, hade sroodbv to us. leaned on his hone, and gal loped on on tne trail to jnpou to rejoin ma con voy of flour, which he said was sheltered in a ravine, turning an instant, ne wavea nis nana and cried to me in Arabic: " 'Meeting you is a happy omen, O daughter, of Syria r - - . -. . "The gold did not enter the story until he had gone, and the writer, left behind, had gone to the roof to ait awhile under the great tropical stsrs. She goes on to tell the strange, unearth! effect of the vaatneaa of the deiert and its still ness under the April moon, and the loneliness of s brosd Isndscspe. "Returning to the post, in our guest-chamber with my companion, we could not sleep, and ascended to the roof. The April moon shone on a dusky Isndscspe where nothing moved except on the erests of the dunes some little eddies of ssnd. Suddenly we saw away off on 'the Tripol itan trail a long convoy which had the appear ance of a ghostly caravan. At Its head 1 rec oeniaed the mysterious horsemsn. then his com- oanions. and then an interminable line of mules, marching one behind the other at an awkward gait while sparks seemed to fly from their shoes "That is queer,' said my companion. 'One would aay they were marching on pebbles, and vet there is onlv sand on that trail.' - " 'Yea,' I replied, 'it is very strange. It must be glow worms thst the mules hsve crushed, and which stick to their shoes.' i "'But there sre no glowworms in the desert' "Then the dunes are phosphorescent, .like the sea. Perhapa the simoon has made them so, for one would say 'that the animala are walking on gold, unless that young officer is a mahdi who makes stars sppear under nis teet , "But the caravan had disappeared. " ' - ; "It waa a long time afterward that we learned that our fugitive guest wss none other than Enver Bey and that he was returning from a trip to Berlin, where he had obtained from the emperor notwithstanding the fact that Germany was the ally of Italy a million in gold and en couragement to resist in Tripoli. To, bring this gold, which wss contraband of war, into Tunis, Enver had conceived the idea of shoeing with gold the horaea of his convoy of flour snd his mules. That was the csrsvan he had left near our post, and it was that which we ssw going off in the night like a tsiry cortege. People and Events . Mrs. Lydia Shrake, 105, of Prairie du Chien, Wis., is the head of six living generations. - An amazins: concoction sold ss whisky at $1 a pint was revealed at the trial of a bootlegger in Denver. The bootlegger awore it was com posed of plug tobacco, brown sugar, red pepper and water, boiled together and strained through a doth. The jurymen smelted the dope and failed to agree. ' The capital of Old Virginia is undergoing the blue law treatment Only four activitiea are law ful at Richmond on Sundays eating, attending church services, decorating graves and delivering ice cream previously ordered. ; Any other diver sion or task, however performed, brings the cops snd visions of jail. However, there ia no lawful objection to the folks aitting up and looking solemn. 7&3& him to Join. Charier haa aa many nnrfonna now tnai i can ra, mmm ' - - ' WaahtnSton SUr. Samoa Jordlna'a Motion. South Omaha, June II. To the Editor Tho Boo: I, aa a taxparor, want to In- done tho ongcootlon of Comminlonor Jardtne in Tha Boo. If pot Into prootioo thoro would ha looo - Md-upi, beisara, trartlars and loafers in our city. Mathra of thoFlat'a UnfurUn. " Omaha, June t. To tha Editor of Tha Boot Why do wa behold today an araniod nation f Why. this outpouring of American nf rlntUm I Whr. thio rararUna naea to tha faith of tha fathers in an awakenrnf of immediate appreciation or tne onncwioa and ideals of tha republic t Why. in those appalling moments ot a world orlsia thi triumphant elevation of the nation's (agt Wa era in peace: no emoay is approacnwxi Than. I eak why, this tntensurina ei American patriotic sentiment as the event ful and historic Hag day T Ita tlgninanca is apparent. The nation, haa long aultene tne outrageous dcelgna and aonipireees or ino allied emiiary in the gnus of American eiu eenehfp, urged on and aided hy the American demagogue. Finally tha nation haa apeaen no uncertain voice ita robuxe ana oe- elf Ion. When Gilbert M. Hitchcock itood upon tne Soora of tho national congress and aought to force into the hounds ot his unholy and un- American ambitions tha enonomed passions of men snd the terrible agony of Europe flag day celebration became a logical seouenea. The Hitchcock hill conceived in the iniquity of hatred and carried into tha council! of the nation in political duplicity Infamously betrayed the true emotions of the American neople. Under the pretense of a higher national morality it aroused tha basest of human paasiens. Incites in eendiaries and oonspirators against tha re r.ublia. From the moment It waa introduced in eongrese wa were no longer a united peo ple, hut a nation rent in twain an the racial line. And out of this division wa beheld on Flag day the moat magniSeant spectacle of tha lovers of American democarey marching triumphant elevation of tha nag of this glorious republic.' In most dismal contrast tha silent, but sullen forces of Hitchcock and Lobeek tortured and amased at tha manifestation ot tha national apirlt are threatening dire consequences to American ism and tha vary security of the republic This waa the aaose and the actuating motive of tha unfurling in defiant dignity and majesty of Old Glory on Flag day. J. BBAXTON OAKbAMD. ' Who fa Backing Stevens Bill. -New York. June 24. To the Editor ot The Bee i Our attention has been called to your article entitled "Price Maintenance Bills," Wa note whet you aay about tho Borah bill. Legalising, a It would, inquiry into the manufacturing costs of all articles in order that the prices fixed would not bo exorbitant, this measure Is too impractical to receive serious consideration either hy congress- or thoofl dealers who are affected hy it. The work of aaeertatning tha east of all articles manufactured in the atate of New York alone require the federal trade Commie- lion to maintain a eorpa of expert and in vert! ra tore far beyond its power to finance. The petition enclosed herewith ia an ex pression of confidence by America1! fore moat merchants. This is tha flrat install ment of a longer list which wo will make pnblie during the next few weeko. Prac tically ell retailers In the United States are BQPportlng this Stevens hllL AMERICAN FAIR. TRADE LEAGUE, Br EDMONO A. WHITTIEB, Secretary. Wmter Afftia flftdn Out. . Bilror Crtk. Ju 12. To Um Edi tor ef Th Beat It U most pcraiekni dM trine), now kMmincly quit papular, thtt, right or wronaT. the president in sny eon- trovtriy with ft fonln power should h tha full support of tha Amrie.n paopl. If th pracldtnt Is right, sustain him; It he Is wrong, oppos him and that without con sideration as to whether or net th eustion at Issue ia foreign or donestfe. Right ia right and. wrong ia wrong, and it is an inde fensible contention that under certain eir enmstancea th people ar justified in up holding th wrong aa against th rights No matter how good hia intentions nay have bean (and I think there is room there for very grave doubt) In his whole course toward Mexico. President Wilson has been wholly and absolutely wrong. In Mexico ar 12,000.eo people who wen our friends, and thousands of jtmerican eiti- sens lived among them in peace and quietude. Wilson haa turned thos la.t 00.00 friends Into th moat bitter enemiea now ready to fly at our throats. By refusing to follow th lead of tho great European powers In recognising Frost' dent Huerta, he not only encouraged insur rection and rebellion in th north, but tually nut arms into th hands of th rebels. Instead of assuming toward Mexico th at titude of a great and, good friend, always ready to help, aa h should have dt President Wilson haa acted th part of benevolent bully constantly and persistently interfering in most offensive and dicta torial manner In th domestic nffalrs of Mexica, which were, manifestly none of his business. ' Without any authority of law whatever and far no righteous causa whatever, at the cost of nineteen American and 800 Mexican lives, he bombarded and captured Vera Crui; held It for months and collected mil lions of dollar in customs for all which nefarious doings ne haa never rendered any accounting whatever. More than three months ago he ordered United State troop into Mexico in pursuit of Villa and his band with an assurance to th whole world that aa soon aa Villa was killed r captured and hia follower die persed, our troops would be withdrawn to this side of th border. In all reason that object has been accoraplisbed aa much as it ver can be, and yet on various pretexts not In th original contract, he refuse to withdraw-our soldiers and tho whole nation is dishonored in having a its president a man 1 who will not keep hia word. The oonstitutlon of th United Btates gives to congress th sol power to declare war, and get President Wilson without any constitutional, statutory or treaty power has now twice made war en Mexico, and it 1 none th toss war that be aay it la not war. - Without any warrant of law he ha now ordered the mobilisation of th National Gawd of all th atate with a view of send ing them to the Mexican border. By his unsteUs manlike sours and lawless doings President Wilson is driving us into war with Mexico, and driving Mexico into the arms of 'Japan who is now armed to th teeth both on land and sea and ready to flint at th drop of th hat If Japan wishes to attack u It eould not wish for anything better than to do so as aa ally of Mexioo, President Wilson ha not only nude entmies of all th Mexicans, but by his in vasion of Mexico makes entmiec of all the people of Central and South America, and thos, wail he Is talking "preperedoecs stirs up enemies against us and throw open our whole Mexican border to attack from abroad. In view of all. these considerations 1 It not a monstrous proposition that th Ameri can people should support President Wilson t Ought they not rather with on accord to de mand that he make good hi word and got out of Mexico, humiliating aa It would be, and do his protecting at American eitiseas, which really has been, and is no protection at all, on this aid of thi leundary line? CHARLES WOOSTIB, w out m a IM AVsHUimMlrEOU MAN Wff .WPECf AO$AR "Vould you advise me to get married?" "I can't give you any advice on that subject, my boy." 1 . . ' "You married men are ail yiK: none .... fAiiow any advice." "Well, marriage Is a secret society." Baltimore American. Tee, I want an office boy, but I can't pay mora than two dollars a week.' -There all right. Us returs millionaire, haa to etart In a small way." Puck. - "I thought yon had given np burntweod art, dearie?" . "Ferdinand, how can you be ao haert lesst Thia la a pla." Kansas City Journal. "8e you've Invested your money In a saw airship company f" - "Yea. If our alramp goes up, me eurc will go up." -. "But suppose It doean'tf Than the company will go up." Boston Transcript. ' "'i, "Do you ever worry, old man?" v "Never. ' "How do you work It?" ' , "In tho day time tm too busy and at. mgnt in too awpr. - -..- :: - BUSHY GEH& , "Wall, how's tha campaign starting eft" 'All right." Mot many volunteers to dlecues tha Is sues of the day?" "Oh, . we'll have the navel number of keyaotaMee." Loulartll. Ceurtsr Jooraal. . - ' . 3w "Goodness, But It's Hot!' "Serves you fit-tit (or keeping a coal ranee joint in this westher. Why don't you -et New Perfection Oil Cook Stove ? Mine saves me no end of drudgery : and it costs only about two cents a meal or six cents I ' dsy for Perfection Oil." "What kind of oil?" . ; V "Perfection Oil that's the Standard Oil Company's' best grade of refined kerosene. " New Perfection Oil Cook Stoves are sold in msny styles and sizes by hardware, furniture and department v , ! . ; stores everywhere. Ask to see the new heat retaining oven. STANDARD OIL CO. (Nattsskal OMAHA MINNESOTA THE LAND OF HIAWATHA Your nearest and best vacation , land almost straight north with ten thousand lakes and hundreds of square miles of great pine woods; fishing the finest in the world, besides bathing, canoeing and tramping in the woods; hotels, cottages, boarding houses or camps, whichever you prefer; you can get board and ; lodging for about 1 10 or $12 per week and frequently less. A Minnesota vacation will relieve, if not curs, insomnia, nervousness, hay 'fever, indigestion and ; "grouchiness." See how low the round trip fares are from Omaha via the Chicago Great Western: MINNESOTA VACATION FARES. Aheley, Minn.. SaSJS Alexandria. Mian SSS.TT Aamaadale, Mtaa ..S1S-ST Battle Lake. Miaa... BemldJL, Man....... Buffalo, Miaa Detroiti Mhn. Dereet, Mmn. ...... Dnfath, Minn. ....... . Ely. Ian, Minn Jeaktsa, Minn : La Ports, Minn , ..sisji .rsae.TS ..sasjs ..SSS.IS ..S1S.4S Madison take, Mtam. . . .SISS Deer Kivar. Mmn, (MareeU Mhn.) SSSM MtnaeapoHc, Minn S1SJS Nfaawn. Miaa Sae4 reyaeevflle, Mmn...... SSI Jl Pelican Raptta, Mtnn. ..tMM St. Paul, Minn ttSM South Haven, Mmn S30JI Spicer, Mmn.... .SSMS Walker, Minn, (Can rT f fa of Watarvilla, Man S1S-4 Write and let tne give you free descriptive folders and booklets, telling you where the big fish are, hotel rates, etc. v- r - P. F. BONORDEN, C. P. at T. A- -Phonost Douglas 260. 1522 Farnara St,, Omaha. (71 married ) 4km't : It wool open the HuebeaS (newly lain, love, it curtains T- wife Ahl you ere realty th. meet un ealneh and thoughtful he. band to be found anywhere: certainly It would. Hue band w.ll, than, take tha curtains down. Philadelphia Inquirer. "Ia year hue Sand aa eltmlet?" "I doat think ao," replied yenag Mrs. Terkine; "and I almost hope nobody asks (Emphaiitt t A "Grcaf") "MILWAUKEE Sl.r at 6:05 P.M. . A Chicago train for Omaha people, which meets the most discriminating demand for good service and equip ment. It leaves Omaha Union Station at 6:05 P. M. via the .. -.' ,( , v- ' ' v Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway arriving Chicago, 8:10 A. M. .: . " ; - -A. Luxurious lounging observation car with private smoking compartment, library and buffet, steel sleepers with "longer, higher and wider" berths, dining car ser vice that cannot be excelled, comfortable coaches snd hair car. , , , , ( - - - . v ; This is your train, arranged especially for your con venience and comfort. Telephone us for your reserva tions and tickets, , , W. E. BOOK, City Passenger Agent, 1317 rarnam St., Omaha. Phone Doiigtu 283