THE BEE; OMAHA, MONDAY, JUNE 12, 1916,
BRINGING UP FATHER
Copyright, 1111, International Xera Servlc.
Drawn for The Bee by George McManus
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ooNnri-EAve this rocw-
REMEMBER - TOtfRE NOT
OIN5 Our-j'vE OT
I'M THE MAN
TO TAKE SOME
PICTORE. AVAV'
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ROURKES WIN ONE;
, SECOND IS TIED
Omaha Defeat Topeka, Seven to
Two, in Firtt of Double
Bill.
DARKNESS ENDS NEXT CLASH
Topeka, Kan., June 11. Omaha de
feated Topeka, 7 to 2, in the first
game of a double header today. The
lecond game went thirteen inningi
to. a 6 to 6 tie, and was called on
account of darkness. ' The icorei:
. Flrat tame: ) t -v
' OMAHA 1 ' ' ' ' .
. AB. B, H. O. A. B.
Krai. lb. ...... 4 I til
Smith, If. .f...; i " I.', t ; t
Thenipena, ef. . , 1 1 1 1
H. Miller, la. ... l a . - 9 , a
Marshall, -. ,.v t '
Korsvthe, IT. ... t s i, I
Klldnlt, n. ...... 4 1 1 a 1 1
Ban. lb. J..... 1 ... 114 1
Sarin, n. ...... Ill 11 I
Total. II' T-
,', . TOFEKA. ;
"v.'.v AB, B. H.
Cerhren. - 1.
Agler, Ik. I :;. t .. 1 .
(foaeWrin, a. 4 ' 1 .
S-hwelta-r, If. , 4 ; V I
Kroner, ef , 4 - I 1
l.attlmore, lb. ..'I ' a a
Trainer, rf. ..... 4 V-;' I ; f
Monro, c. ..... I 10
Wesl, p. , I a
Hennlnt.MV ..... 1 t 0
Tyeaaaa 1 0 , 0
.Snow 1 I
SENATORS SHUT
OUT BY JHITE SOX
Jackson to Front, .With Three
Double., and Ness With Two
, Singlet and Triple.
FIVE BUNS ABE FILED UF
Chicago, June 11. Heavy hitting at
opportune timet enabled Scott and
Russell to shut out Washington to
day, the local team winning 5 to 0.
Joe Jackson, with three doublet, and.
Jack Neat, with two ainglet and a
triple, lead the attack for Chicago.
score
n i ;
o. A.
-
it.
Tatala ...,...U t I t II 1
Kruic nni on Infield fir In Mmt.
Mmllh huntee) an third etrlke In ninth.
Hatted for Waal In fifth.
Hatt-4 for Beanlne; la ninth. ' .
Omaha a I 1 1 a a T
Toaoka a a a a a a a
Male bases i Krnf, B. Millar, ia-rlflen
hltei Themaana, HIMaff. MartlE Jaee an
ball i Off North, It aft Wait, 1 ntf Hoanlu,
I. mrtMk anil Br North, li hjr Watt. 1
br Hoaaiiw, I. Hllbr alteh-ri Br waei,
Fanrthai a Hennraaj, Kraf. Twa-baat hltai
Klldnff, Burt, SxhwaUaar, tjaaw. liaaalreat
Anderson ana Fantlua. . . ,
Armours Bat Out
Win From T.B.O.'s
The Armours defeated the Te Be
Ce't at Armours park yesterday by
batting Probst for four earned runt,
while Gurneti pitohed good ball all
the way. lite score:
armours. TH-BB-eea.
ABHO.A.B. . ABH.OAB
Bran, I 1 t I tCTl'l'm.of Hill
Bapp.lb till dOrleee.lb I I I I I
Collin.-. Sill IBrod'k,Ib I 1 11 I I
Toit.o 4 14 1 OC.Horo.lf Still
Ain'rn.lf lilt tOTnant.se litis
JL.m-.iUo 4 111 IKauth.lb Mill
Cora'n.lb 4 114 lW.Hoo.rt 4 1114
(:iirn'tff,rf 4 0 11 OPatoi.o .114 4 0
Ourno,p lit! IProbot.p 41110
Tolali.. at 10 IT lt"l' Total!., U 4 IT 11 I
Arruoun. ..... 1 I I 1 I 1 I I 1
To Bo Co .... I I 4 I I 1 0 0 I
Earnod runt: Armour. 4. Twa-baaa hllo:
Ryan, Corcoran, Orlooo. Brobbook, Oorn
andt. Sacrifice hltot Yoa, Ourneaa (I), Cun
ningham, C. Adoya. Stolon base: Collin.
Double play: Oernandt to Orleao to Brod
bock. Struck out: By Ournaaa, 4; by Probot,
. Base on ball: Off Ourno, t; off
Probat, I. Hit by pltckod ball: Ournaaa (!).
Tim: 1:11. Umpire: Klea.no.
. CHICAOO. WASHINOTON.
AB.H.O.A.B AB.H.O.A.B.
I.Col'na.rf 1114 OMorCn.ib 1110 0
A'eavar.lb 4 111 OJudce.lb 3 110 0
E.Co'ne,lb I 0 I I OWII'me.lb 1110 0
Nee, lb 4 111 OFoater.lb 1113 0
lackaon.lf till OMllan.ot 10 10 0
Fel.ch.ct 4 111 OJara'a'n.rf 10 10 0
Schelk.c 4 1 1 I ORond'u.rf I 1 I 0 0
Terry.aa till 0Shanka.lt 10114
Scott. n 3 0 0 1 OHenry.o 3 13 10
Ruaell.p till OMeB'do.aa 31340
Boehl'a.D 3 0 0 0 0
ToUll.. II 11313 OAy.rj.p 1 t 0 1 0
Tolala..3l"4 14 IT"(i
Waehlnfton I 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 00
Chlcato 0 1110 3 10 4
Two-baaa hit: Jackeon. 3. Thre-baa
hit: Nim. Stolon baa: Schalk. Sacrifice
hit: Shank. B. Cblllna Double play:
Terry to B. Collin to Neae. Bae on balla:
Oft Scott, ti off Roehllnt. 1. Hlta and
earned rune: Off Scott, 3 hlta, no runa In
five and on. third Inning ; off Rueeell, 1 hit,
no runa In three and two.thlrda Innlnf; off
Boehllng. f hlta, 4 runa In five and one.
third tnnlnsa: off Ayere. t hit, 1 run In two
and two-third Inning. Struck out: By
Scott. 3: by Boehtlna, 1; by Rueiell, 3: by
Ayer. 1. Timor 1:43, Umpire: Evans
and Nallln. :,
"rievelaad TrtaM Athletic '
Cleveland, O., June 11. Cleveland do.
feated Philadelphia, T to 3, winning. In the
flrat twe Innlnga, whan it batted Myera
from the' box, Morton broke the atrlke.out
record of the league for the aaaaon by vtrlk
lna out thirteen men. eleven of them bitlna
In the firet lx Inning. In th lxth Inning
no rannea lour natiera, witt. j-lcic Ijolo
and Mclnnl. but th flrat named 'reached
flrat by reaion of hi third atrlke being a
wild pitch. Score:
CLBVBLAND. PHILADBLPRIA. '
AB.H.O.A.B. AB.H.O.A.B.
Oraneytlf 4 3 10 Owitt.u I 1 I 1 o
onck.sa
OStrunk.cf 4
Denver. Colo.. Tune 11. Onnorttme
Pliits for extra bases were responsible
for the defeat of Sioux City by Den
ver today, 7 to 3. A home run by
Shestak, a three-bagger by Shields
and doublet by Butcher and Kellehcr
were teatures. score:
, SIOUX CITY.
AB. R. H. O. A. E.
Ollmore, If 3 1 1 3 0 0
Cooney. 3b...,. i 0 1 3 3 0
Callahan, .., 4 0 3 1)3 1
Ijeune, cf..., 4 0 0 3 0 0
Wateon. rf. ........... 4 1.1 0 0 0
Met, lb 1117 0 0
Connolly, Sb 4 1 I 10 0
Croffbr, o 3 0 1 7 1 0
Clark, p.... 1 4 0 0 1 (H
Pfeleter, p.. 0 0 0 0 0 0
Schardt 1 0 0 0 1 0
Total.., ,.;.. 1 I ii.11
, BBNVBR.
AB. R. H. O. A. B.
O 0 0
Turner.lb 111
Speaker.cf 4 11 4
smitn.rr eat
Oandll.lb 113
How'd.lb 3 14
W'uag'e. 3 0 1
O'Netii,0 3 ii
,P Til
atarton,
OLaJole.lb 4
ia.in 4
Luxus Champs Take
One-Sided Contest
The champion Luxus beat the Bur-gess-Nash
in a one-sided game, 14 to
1. Woosley pitched airtight ball.
Lutey'a home run dfive being the
only score made by the Burgess-N'ash.
Johnny Hazen's all-around playing
featured. He starred in the field and
poled four hits. Score:
LUXUS- BUltGESfl-NABH.
ABH.OAB. - AB.H.O.A.B.
Pmtth.lf 4 14 1 01t.r.tb Sill
Pftti nonTf I S 1 0 9C'm'(ly,ii3 4 1 1 t 9
J.Mo'dy.cf lilt OOuln nlb 4 A 10 ft
a.Ma'dy.ef MM OButej.cf 4 10 0 0
Min k'.M Slit 0if8on,If 41101
Atklm.Sb t I S S OHvan.D 4 I 0 S 1
Wac'i'r.lb 117 0 OLIvht'l.Sb I 0 S 0 0
RuihU't.o 4 0 T 1 OOv'rmtn.o 10 10 0
Wooiley.p 110 1 0Odn.rrf I 0 I t 0
Hol d.rfw I 1 0 t 0
to tan.. 3 1 it si i i
Tnla1fl..BS IT IS
Mjxo ...... t , 0 0 S 0 I 0 1 014
' BurffMS-Nuh 00000000 11
Bhms on twIli: Off WoolMy, i; ofr Ryan,
T. Struck out: By Woolsy, 0; by Ryan, S.
Hit by pitched ball: By Ryan CS). Two-baaa
hlta: Malady. Honan,N Smith, Hanaoo. Homa
run; Lutey. 8toln baaaa; Atkina, Ha tan,
Holland. Smith, Dannlaon. J. Malady, Mun
kara.Puahuby. Wachtar. Wild pitch: Ryan
(2). Doubla play: Ryan to Lahr to Qulnaln.
Umplra: sac.
Hollra Wla. Praia L ffleataa.
The Hollya defeated Laa Blealaa at Luxoa
park Sunday. T to 1. Faiaraon a puctima
waa too much for tha clear boya. He Tield
them to two hlta and atruck out fourteen.
Tha Hollya hit Graham at wilt aainln all
aevan runa, They fataerad alstaan hlta in
alL Score i ' , R.M. B.
laa Slaatai 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 Ol I S
Hollya 40010101 T 10 1
Batterlee: Hollya. Pataraon and Rlchtar;
Ia Sieataa; Yoat and Oraham. Two-baaa
blia: Slmpaon. Vlnqulat, Yoat, LawUr. Patar
aon. fitolea baaea: SUnpaon, Lawtor. Umplrat
Krnf.
lmm Taadmr. .
Wealarn Leafue Omaha at Topaka, Daa
Moinai at Vienna, LfWeom at di, joaapn
BIouk City at Oenvar.
'Nataarul lajLuaClnf'lnnatl at Roatan. SL
Losie at Brooklyn. Chicago at Now York,
riltanurrn at rniiaaeipnia.
Ameriran Leaaua Waahtnaioa at Chteaao.
Philadelphia at Cleveland. Now York at
ueiroi., jtofum at at. touia. ,
MaieMa and Mahar Waat aTaba.
flhlalda and Mahar will no aoncor bo i
with the Beoallna an!, would llko to atfa
fiua Nun awn.
Tlw Aekla Maaelaa BWIlaYoa.
Bloan'a Unlmeat llfhtlr applied, t a llttla
qult. and roar ooranoaa dlaappaara Ilka
marlo. Oat a Sfto bottle today. All dnif
(tata. Advartlaamant,
OMcin'
0 Waleh.rf 4 0
uiannr.ii i i e o
OMayar.o (MM
OMayara.p 1 0 0 0 0
rvapori.p i g o i i
Totato..Sllllf I SShaahan.p 0 0 0 I 0
, Rtall'b'er 110 0 0
' Wyokoff 0 0 0 0 0
Bohanf 1 0 0 0 0
Totalt..lT T4UI
Batted for Nabon In alfhth.
Batted for Mayar In ninth.
- us i tea lac anatajnaan in ninin, .
Philadelphia v.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 01
flftVealaYHfi 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 1
Two-ba hlta: O'Neill, oraney. atoian
baiea: Speak re. Wyokoff. Sdpnfleo hit:
Howard. Doub a n ay: Witt to Laiole. Lflft
on baaea: Cleveland, 4; Philadelphia, I.
Plrat baaa on errora: Philadelphia. 1. Baaaa
on balli: Off Meyers, 1; off Nabora. i.
Hlta and earned runa: Off Morton, 7 nua, i
run In nine tnntnaa; off Meyari, 0 hlta, S
mnm In two Innlntra: off Nabora. S hlta 1
run In five Innlnf e; off Sheehan, no hMi, no
runa in one inntnc BirucK outi y inor
ton. II: by Meyara. 1: by Nabora, I. wild
6 Itch: Morton. Time: 1:44. Umpire.;
lldebrand and Connolly.
Titan Wl From Yanka.
TJatralt. Juna 11. Caldwell waa hit hard
Int ho firet and third Innlnga today, De
troit acorlna four runa and wtnnlna from
New York, 4 to 1, Covaleakla waa In
oallent form and only onea were the Yankaea
able to bunch twe hlta. Manater Donovan,
a former Tiger pitcher, waa given a club
bag by local admirers. Score
N aw iui. yainuu.
AB.H.O.A.B. ABH.O.A.E.
OlthMey.rf a I 1 0 pBuih.ss 10 II 0
Maiee.cf 4 0 10 OVltt.Sb 4 111
icobb.cr a i i
0Veach.lf 4 10 0
Oedeon.lh 4
Baker.ib 4
ZZAD EES WANT ADS
GRIZZLIES OUTHIT SIOUX
,' '
Denver Flayers Succeiiful in Eap
ping for Several Extra
Baiei. '
SHESTAK MAKES HOME RUN
Miller ,rf
Ktlleher, as
Oake. cr. ,
Butcher, If 4
Dyer. 3b... I
Shield, lb.....,' 4
Lloyd, lb 4
Bheetak, e 4
King, p I
Total..,...,'. 14 f 11 IT 13 1
Batted for Pfeiater In ninth.
Sloui City... ...... 1 4 0 3 0 0 0 0 01
Denver 3 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 7
Saorlflco hits: Cooney, Clark. Twe-baee
hit! Butcher. Kelleher. Three-baaa bit:
Shlelda. Home run: lRheatak. Baaea on
ball.: Off King, I. Struck outl By Clark.
I; by King, 4. stolen base: Dyer. Inning
pitched: By Clark, 1 (runa, It hlta, ): by
pfeiater. 8 (run. 1: hit. 21. Peeved ball:
She.tak. Double play: Dyer to Lloyd to
Shlelda. Sacrifice file: Croeby, Dyer. Time:
1:11. umplree: uarney and- seaman.
Wichita Falls Down
v Before Des Moines
Wichita. Kan.. June It. Dea Mines
won today't game from Wichita, 7 to
I. In the tilth inning, bray, a local
catcher, went after Meloan'a foul and
ran full force into the home club dug
out. As he stepped in the pit, hit
head struck the projecting root of the
dugout, rendering him uncontciout.
He regained consciousness shortly
and was taken to his home in an am
bulance. He will be out of the game
for several days. Scorer
WICHITA.
AB. R. H. O. A. B.
Jackson, of. .... 4 0 I I 0 0
Tobln, If. ...... I I 1.10 0
Hetllng, lb. .... I Oil II 0
Brltton, 3b. .... 4 I 0 1 t 0
Rappa. lb.-C. ..I 1 1 13 I 0
Fo. rf I I I 0 0 0
Utackl, a. ..... I I I I t 0
drey, o. 1 0 I 1 1 0
Abeteln, lb. .... Ill 1 10
Koeatner. p. .... 10 0 14 4
LUlon, p I I 0 I 0 0
WOOD TO FLAT WITH BOSTON 0B
HO ONE, SATS LANNIN.
)
Lee Fohi, the Cleveland manager,
is urtrinK President Dunn o pay big
money to the Red Sox for the release
of Pitcher Joe Wood, but Owner Lan-
nin aays that Wood must accept his
offer of $5,000 in salary or remain out
of base ball.
RESTA WINKER OF
CHICAGO DERBY
Fast Motor Racer Makel Three Hun
dred Milei'at Ninety-Eight '
Miles Hour.
DE FALMA COMES IN SECOND
tit
Plpp.lb I 111 I IH'Iman.rt 4 10 4
1 I 4 4 Burn, lb 4
111 IToung.lb I
i
III
OStanege.o I
'.P
OC'vel'kle.t
1 14 1
0 3 4
1 I
I 1
P -p h.al I
Hlgh.lf I
Nun'ker.e 1
CaldwelLp 3
13 1 Tola
New York... I I I 1 I I I 0 01
Detroit I t I o o a o -
Baorine. nut cooa. vouoie piaya; naaor
to Oedeon to Plpp. Coveleakle to Buah to
Burna. Left on baaeo: New Tork, 4: De
troit, I. Flrat baee on errora: Detroit, 1.
Baeee on Pane: UII caiaweii, i: otr uoveiee
kle. 1. Kerned rune: Off Caidwell. 8: off
Coveleakle, 1. Struck out: By Caldwell. 4:
by Coveleakle. I. Time: 1:11. Umplree:
Chill and Dlneen.
PICKUP TEAM WINS GAME
FROM LINCOLN CLEANERS
Because of the death of A. D. Bran-
deit the game scheduled between the
Brandeis team and the Lincoln Clean
ers was called off. 'The Lincoln team
failed to set notification of the. post
ponement and appeared, and as there
was a large crowd present at tne
park, Manager Bradford gathered as
many of his players at possible and
played an exhibition game, which was
won by the "All Start. The tcore:
OMAHA STARS. LINCOLN.
0 0
AB.H.O.A.B. ' AB.H.O.A.B.
Dygerl.ot lltl 0P.feon.cf 4 I I I 0
Rnhen.rr 1 1 0 B OMOOneV.IB
Orah-m.lb 3 I L' I OSlettery.a 4
Lawler.lb I 0 amti'an.lh I
1
I
Woodr.a 4 0 11 OPolaky.lb
anoue,!D 1 le oouee.ii
I I I I OWebb.rf
IO0S Orlane.c
Lrck.e
Oleon.a
Bradfd.rt 4 111 !!.). rap
1 1
0 I
lie
I
oil
I I I I
Total... II Tit 14 I Total. .10 414 I 1
Lincoln , a . o o a o o o
Omaha aiara I04IIIII 11
Two.baao nttai Merera. wann. pygert.
atruck out: By Olaon, f; by Meyera. 10.
Base on Balla: Off Meyera. a. ntoyen aaea:
trek. Wild pitch: Meyera (3). Umpire Good-
Ug.
Diarrhoea.
For thil ditease you wilt find Cham.
bertain't Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy unsurpassed. One or two
dotes of it are nearly alwava luffi
cient to check the attack. It is not
disigreeable to take. This remedy
coniaint no astringent and for tht
reason leaves the bowels in a natural
condition. Obtainable everywhere.
Advertisement.
Total 11
Drs HOINBS.
Hahn. rf. ....
Meloan. If. ...
CI. ire, lb, ,,,
Hunter, ef. ...
Hertford, aa. .
Jonca, lb.'
Bwoldl, Ik. ..
Breen. o.
Toomua. p. . .
AB. R. H. O., A.
0
J s
Totala IB T S IT II 1
Dea Mnlnea ..I 0 0 1 I II I T
Wichita 0 0 0 I I 1 9 I 13
anorinea hit: Hartford, LltacM. Two-baaa
hlta. Hetllng, Meloan, Claire, Hartford,
Jnoee. Stolen baaea! Hartford, Thomaa.
Hlta: Off Koaatnar, 8 In aeven Innlnga; off
Llaton, 1 In two Inning. Double playa:
Clalra to Jonca: Hunter to Jonee. Struck
out: By Koeatner, 3: by Lleton, 3: by
Thomaa, 3. Baee. on balla: Off Koeatner.
3; oft Lleton, I: off Thomaa, T. Time; 3
houre. Umplr.: Mullen.
Josis Win Again
From Lincoln Team
St. Joseph. Mo.. June U. St. Jo
seph again won from Lincoln today, 4
to 2. Patterson pitched shutout ball
until the ninth inning. The crowd
waa the largest of the year. Score:
AR R. H. O. A. E.
CarUale, If 4 I I I 0 I
Hlnchman. lb I I 10 I 1
Smttb. aa I 1 I I I I
Thomaeon, of I 1 I 1 I 0
Moreo, lb.. ....-! I 1 4 1 0
irfioer, rr I o I 10 o
II. Wllll.me. lb I 0 1 U. I 0
Johnaon. e 3 114 10
ualla, p. 110 14 0
Totala II 3 I 14 I 1
ST. JOSEPH.
AB. R. H. O. A. B.
McCaba, ef.,: . 4 0 3 8 1 0
O. Wllllama, lb...... 1113 4 0
Fuaner lb , I 1 1 IS I 0
Block, o 4 11 8 10
Klrkham. If 4 4 1 0 0 0
Butler, aa 4 4 1 1 a- 0
Sullivan, rf I 0 I I I 0
Keating, lb.... I 1.1 I t 1
Patteraon, p 10 011
Total.,.., 31 4 I II It I
St. Joeeph.....! t 1 I I I I 4
Lincoln I 0 0 4 0 0 I I
Struck out: By Patteraon. 8: by Holla. 3.
Baeee on balla: Off Halle. 1. Hlta: Off
Patteraon. 7; oft Holla, I. Wild pitch: Pat
teraon. Stolen beae: O. Wllllama. Secrtflre
nite: n iiuama, rurner, nana, patteraon.
Two-baee hit.: Lobar. McCaH. niMk
Smith. Doubla play: Carllal to WtlUama.
n. nuiiame luneMieteai, tiutier u V.HI.
lama. Left on beeee: St. Joeeph. 8: Lin.
coin, t. Earned runa: St. JoaeoK 3: Lin
coln, 1. Timet 1:11. Umplree: Kana and
nyan.
DoboH Team Win. '
The Debolt baaa ball team beat th Ban
ana Wilson yeetorday . by tha score of 1
to a. Tne vepoita doaira a gam for nunaay.
Call Benaon 401 J.
SoatlMrn Aaaawlatkaa. '
New Orleana. St Nashville, 8.
Iloblle. S: Chattanooga. 3
Mimphla, i; Little Rock. I.
No other gamoo acheduled. V
You will always get beat reiulta il
rou ute sea want Ads.
Ring Forced to Sleep Standing
Up When He Arriues at St, Louis
Chicago, June 11. Dario Resta to
day won the second annual automo
bile derby here, covering the 300 miles
m J hours, 2 minutes and 31 seconds,
an average speed of 98.7 miles an
hour. Lie ralma was second, follow
ing almost a lap behind. Christianens
was third, Vail fourth and O'Donnell
tilth.
Italian Cabinet
Resigns Positions
London. Tune 11. The Italian cab
inet, headed by Premier Salandra, re
signed today, lhis action ot the
ministry resulted- from the failure of
the Italian Chamber of Deputies yes
terday to past a vote pt confidence in
the government following the pre
aentation of the budget of the minis
try of the interior.
BOY PHOTO COLLECTOR
STINGS U. P.i RAILROAD
In the 1anpuaBe of the street.
Everali Gerwig of Pittsburgh, Pa, has
been "stringing" the advertising de
partment of the Union Pacific. Some
time ago Everali wrote for literature
on Colorado, asserting that he had
twentv neoole in tow. all of whom
were coming west, and that their!
destination would be somewhere in
Colorado.
Pleased with the nrosoects of se
curing twenty people in one bunch,
the advertising department of the
road tent Everali all kinds of litera
ture, and a little later he wrote again,
asking for pictures. Suspicion was
aroused and an investigation insti
tuted. Then it was learned that
Everali it a boy 10 years of age, and
that instead of heading a colony of
Pennsylvanians, he is gathering a col
lection of western pictures.
i Kaay Game for Merchant,
'he Albrieht Merchanta won from tha
Oma Beverage, I to 1.
North Platte Wine.
r North Platte. Neb., June 11. (Special Tel-
egram.) North flatte, 7; Euetia, a. .
Today's Calendar
of Sports
'.rutting boaaon 01 tne u.-a .ne 1'rot
tlnar rlrralt ooena at Cranwoad. Cleveland,
0.1 aoaaea af the Bay State Trotting alrcalt
apena at graining bam. uaaa.
Turf Cloea of tbo spring meeting at
Dangla park. lAtttevtllei tirand atlonal
etMpleahaee, at BolaaaM park. How lark.
Antasnoblle Annual eearventloa ef Society
of Automobile Englneero apena at Detroit.
Shooting Idaho a late trap-ahoollng tour
nament opens al xwia raiia, laana.
Golf Women1! anatropolltan champlon
ahls, tournament aaartna at Baltuaral. N. J.I
annual cnamplaaelilp af Delaware, at Wllm-
Ingaan. U01.1 annual aawsajMananip at u
Ba.naaa Oalf naaaesatlaa pona al Emparln.
Towala rannaylvanHk state rbamploQ.hIp,
naan'n .Ingle, and danblaa, at Haverfordl
women', championship or Delaware, oj
WUmlngtoa, Del. I Oklahoma state cham
pionship, at Oklahoma Cltyl Old Demloio
rhnmplanshlp, at Blchinonel. Va. .
Boxing PrankM Brawn agalnet "Bs"
Herman, twenty rounds, nl New Orleajia.
Wraalllng Ja Stackar against Cbrlat
Jordan, al auvat Giaa "an.
BY RING W. LARDNER.
St. Louis, June 11. (Special Tele
gram.) The Chicago corps of star
writers who had been covering the
Chicago convention left Chicago last
night at midnight and we were all in
one car on the city edition of the
n.iL.n.n.r cnemal snrl nnhnrtv wanted
to go to bed and everybody went in
tne smoKing room ana Dcgan 10 tais.
Pretty soon we run out of conversa
tion about ourself and decided to turn
Trie berth I dumb into wasn't
n-aan. trr ma anA T harl n slant In
lay down in it and hadn't hardly got
slanted when Mr. ' rnuiips says we
was just about to cross the Mississip
pi river. Well it's the biggest river
I ever seen and we crossed it, on
bridge and I made the remark that
If tlta n.nnl. that rtnilt thf, Tarkson
street bridge oyer the Chicago river
had ot Duilt tnis oriage we woman t
of got here in time for the conven
tion. ,
We were all pretty darn fagged
when we got to the hotel and every
body was in favor of taking a nap.
5o we all went up stairs to me room
that had been engaged" for us and
six of us paired off into three rooms
.-4 laf. (r Kino- anrl me to take the
fourth. But when we come to go into
it we found they was another guy
there already, and he says he wouldn't
get out till tomorrow. I don't know
who the guy is, but h e't no good and
his people are no good'and if he had
half of another brain he'd be half
witted and I hope that while ties
asleep tonight someooay sneatts imu
his room and steals thirteen dollars
worth of Okels.
No Place to Sleep. ;
- Well, the six colleagues are still
asleep and their going to sleep all
the rest of the day and all night, but
I and Mr. King won't sleep unless we
do it standing up in tne lODoy in our ,
every day clothes because they would
n't neither one of n wear a night
gown right out in public amongst all
these democrats. I
tl. i. ..l .:n. on nr. more rooms
or no more chairs or nothing. It's
the Jefferson hotel ano i suppose
this was the republican convention we
would of stopped at the Lincoln. This
hotel's going to be mentioned a whole
lot of times in speeches- this week,
- tim., than Lincoln was
even muic .... -- ,
mentioned up to Chicago, because
they s a lot ot otner great men ...
republicans can brag about, but Jet
ferson ain't got hardly any competi
tition amongst the democrat!.
Outside of Jackson and Cleveland,
hey ain't nobody these birds can use
lor talking points, in m
for me to write as intelligently about
this convention as I wrote about the
H..ki;9- -invention because I was
not brought up to go near no demo
crats and I don't know hardly any of
them to speak to. our i nave ww
Ua-t .nav uAile trie- rest sleot. and
I've found out from insiders who
ought to know but don't what I liable
to come ott, as louows: .
There too noon.
TL. ...,,:, v;il rnnvant Wed-
a 11C LUIl.viiiiv,,
nesday and Lord only knows why
we're here to toon.
They'll be a landslide for Bryan on
the first ballot. On the second, he
will withdraw his name and then the
degradations will go ahead and nom
inate Anhcuser for president and
, r :
nuscn tor vice pic.mwi(
This team snouia nop in.
-ri ,l, .nHMnttnn will aniniim
I alien me wii.v.inw..
and I and Percy Hammond will be
sent to cover tne proniomuii vuuveu
tion in Lyons, 111.
v-an t &eep uaie.
C..l.:.a T ..Ana i-ammB W rtf
.gjediviiiB, u -- -
Berwyn, where I got a date tomor-
mnanlno- .list I Cin't L-aan. Tha
boss informed me Saturday noon that
. . .. A. " C . 1
we was leaving lor ot Lona caiuruay
night and there I waa down town
...111, -a utacL- nn. and nn rinthas
packed or nothing. So when I got
through mv ttunt, i was in a nurry
to get home. Along on Oak Park
avenue a couple of motrcycle guyt
sunck up behind me and taid I
couldn't go that fast in Biv wyn.
"Hnu, Hid 1 Irnnw thin wai Ber
wyn?"; I ast them. "They ain't no
bouses or pigs or not even a tree.
Must race juage.
I.'. .11 rfnM" Shov save
"and vnu ant tn nnoear before, the
judge Monday morning." ' ,
But tne doss nas got me aown nere
and won't let me go to Berwyn to I
guess 1 will have to loc-k up some
judge here. They won't be no trouble
finding one, because the hot;! is lit
tered with Chicago bench warmers.
They's very little other news. I
run into Dick Kinsella, the base ball
scout, this morning and ast him what
was hVdoing here.
"I'm looking for an honest man,"
says Dick, who always was a great
one to have his little joke.
Also I run into Tom Johnston, the
cartoonist, and he made a remark that
puzled me and I ain't got it figured
out yet, but' I think it's Squinch or
Wyrnie.
After we'd both said "how do you
do, I nun out of things to say, so I
says: ' '
"Where have you been?" '
' -"How do I look where I've been?"
was his reply.
, Must close now and look or a pillar
to lean against. ,
Wife of Dead Admiral
Was An Omaha Girl
Rear Admiral Hood, who was
among the British officers lost dur
ing the great sea fight last week, was
the husband of a former Omaha girl.
Miss Ellen Touzalin, daughter of the
late A. E. Touzalin, at one time gen
eral manager of the Burlington road
here. The Touzalins went from here
to Boston and Miss Ellen married
Mr. George Nickerson of that city
and was left a widow with three chil
dren, and several years ago married
a second , time, her second husband
being Captain Hood, since promoted
to be rear admiral and second in
command to Vice Admiral Sir David
Beatty.
MEXICAN RAIDERS
LOOT TEXAS RANCH
Bandits Drive Off Eighty Horses
and Make Escape Into Own
' ' C ountry. '
U. 8. TS00FS ABE IN PURSUIT
San Antonio, Tex., June 11. Mexi
can bandits raided the Coleman ranch,
about twenty-five miles northwest of
Laredo last night and were driven
back across the border today by a
troop of Fourteenth cavalry under
Captain Ola W. Bell. The bandits
drove off eighty horses, but did no
damage to the ranch property.
The raid was reported to head
quarters by General Mann at Laredo,
who is in charge of the situation. It
is expected he will send reinforce
ments to Captain Bell, who is with
out pack train or supplies. How far
into Mexico he has gone is not Jcnown
at headquarters. The raid was first
reported to General Funston by T. A.
Coleman of Sai Antonio, owner Of
the ranch, who is in Port Aransas on
a fishing trip. Verification came from
General Bell.
, ! ,
Fairbanks Wires
Hughes Best Wishes
Indianapolis, Ind., June 10. Mr.
Fairbanks this afternoon sent the fol
lowing telegram to Mr. Hughes:
"Hon. Charles E. Hughes, Wash
ington, D. C:
"I most ,heartily congratulate you
upon your selection as the leader of -the
republican party in the present
national contest. r
(Signed) f-
"CHARLES W. FAIRBANKS."
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