TITE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY. MAY 4, 1916. THE -OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSTE WATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDrTOtt. The Bee Publishing Company, Proprietor. BKH BUILDING, FARXAM AND HEVKNTEBNTJI. Sntered at Omaha poatoffice as second-class matter. TliRMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Ky carrier fly mall wr month. per year. Daily and Sunday ie... ,.,.y,M I 'ally without Sunday 4c . 00 Evening and Sunday. 6.00 Evening without fiunday... .....lixj 4.00 Evening without Sunday... &c , 4.00 Sunday Bee only anc 2.00 bally and Sunday Bee, three years (n advance. ..$10.00 Hand notice of change of addresn-or irregularity la delivery to Omaha lie. Circulation Department. Remit by draft. express or poatal order. Only two. 'nt stamps received in psyment of amall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha aod eastern ex change,, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Be Buildlnif. South Omaha Ztl N street Council pluffs H North Main street. Llneolo-2 Little Building. Chicago 1 peoples (ia Building. New York Room lion, 2M Fifth avenue, Ft Iiuia Ml New Bank of Commerce. Washtngtnn-725 Fourteenth street, N. W. COHRE8PONDENC&. Address communications relating to new and 41 torlal matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Hepartmenti Amili CinOTLATIOY. 57,808 Daily Sunday 52,223 Trwlght Wlillarns, circulation manager of Ilia Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, sny that the averse circulation for the muiilh of April, MM, wes ti, dally and 62,223 (Sunday. liWIUHT WiLl.iA.Vitf, Circulation Manager. 8ubacrited in my presence and sworn to before me thia M day of Hay. JtOUKHT HUNTER, Notary Public. t SubecrlDtwe leaving tint til) te.iiporwlI tioulu have Ibe Ike mailed to them. Ad dress will b changed as often a requested. After all, Dublin'! (core In the fighting game is not far ahead of McKee'g Ilocka, Alt doubts as to the prewnce of spring vanishes with the coming of the circus season. Spring plowing proceeds apace on lands of peace and on battle front. One plows to live, the other to die. ' ' ' No doubt Scotland takes notice that the kaiser still considers the scenery of the country well worth an occasional airy visit. Would a new Union depot be an asset for Omaha? It certainly would Just as the new Union depot at Kansas City Is an asset for that thriving "bun." - The "short and ugly word'' does not ap pear la the dispute between Secretary Daniels and Admiral Flske, but the Inference and the punch, are there. The disappearance of Harper's Weekly pe culiarly befits these troublous times. "A journal of civilization" la out of place In an era reddened with the blood of civilization. 80 long as the Methodist jllvlsloos, seventy years apart, cherish hopes of getting together, the prospect of a reunion of Nebraska's demo cratic factions is not as hopeless as It looks at the present time. It Is very evident that there sre two sides to this Recreation board controversy, turning on which of two pole l long enough to pull the fifteen salaried playground supcrvisorshlp jobs with their easy money. . The effort of Senator Norris to bring the machinery of the proposed rural credits board within civil service rules met with prompt re buff. Democratic professions of fealty to civil service are for platform purposes only. Fate's unerring finger points to Chicago's Solomon as the right man to settle the war controversy. Having disposed of the Shakes peare dispute with. rare celerity,, solving the problems of war sheuld be a trifling pastime. tmaba's boulevard system looks longingly toward the Missouri heights where visions of beauty abide. Until the crests north and south are annexed for pleasure highways, the system must be considered unequal to Its opportunities. But when the school board abolished the teacher's training course, at the eleventh hour after the applicants had earned their admis sion by competitive examination, hardly a "peep" was raised except for The Bee's vig orous protest. Nebraska democratic organs caauot repress their fear that Justice Charles E. Hughes may be the republican standard-bearer. It Is this fear that Insplrei their valiant efforts to head off the one nomination which they know spells certain democratic defeat. Colonel Roosevelt wants It distinctly under Stood that he Is neither for or against any man for the presidential nomination to be made at Chicago. It Is safe to assume, however, that I e would be for certain men a great deal stronger that for some others among thoe mentioned. Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha ' CoWStU Flea Bee rile it ft. SVCf"! ' b -rrwevnis flm Ik the gen rat uprninai.t t '' if ) I i.ln .' I r ! !'! r , . ..oe4 ( . . a t oiia t it rtfi ta 1 , ,. -r.t Itf A t l I !'.. t Mat w H. ft ri.n. n tti'i'f i , r on r if nt n. .1 . t Itn a.., i. t ftmn He S 4:i.i i. )r Iba ntrm t-t l( . t- , au-4 Ne I -i tUi .. 1 Ml We it t recital. e!-''l N Mi '":'a(W, at Mit Ka 1 W lldii( at " e( M..4 ! !! i t f -lteti i.-t S fr.e e. 9. H, t--!ii Kae ttfM4 tmm ! !. ii'. Hm t A faat4 t-t I'l ivh- i'ifilfi , f M. 1 ii (4 at rtt a4 aa a"-4. . t i!.. n , t l t ' A t' .tat.ir. , I I' .. . aM tar Aa4e e aw-' i ''.)! an I a t . va le ee'feeM1 tu I . if". 1 ," a4 f M l- "nn, . iti it,4atf Building of Boulevards. Another boulevard is being agitated, with much of good reason to support the project. It is suggested that the route follow the line of the bluffs along the river. A road meandering the contour of the hills near the crest would provide a magnificent panorama of continually shifting In alwayi pleasing views, and would give the greatest of delight to all fortunate enough to follow It. Omaha's present boule vard system, far from being compjete, is open to one serious' criticism. In the very nature of things, because of being restricted by lack of funds, the builders have been compelled to fol low the line of the least resistance. As a re sujt, rndch of the splendid driveway through and around the city and the parka is hidden in the ravines. Some stretches of exquisite beauty are thus obtained, but they should be varied with the road along the hill tops, winding in and out, skirting the ravines, and giving tne drive the spice of pleasure that comes with the broader vista thus provided, Omaha Is big enough now to adopt a more ambitious and comprehensive plan for Its .boulevard system. Blunders We Keep Repeating:. A Harvard professor, speaking to an Omaha audience, dwelt on the fact that hu manity has not yet reached Its fullest develop ment, that all our systems of social and Indus trial arrangement are experimental, subject to modification or abolition.- A correspondent, writing to The Bee, pleads for an International police to aid In the establishment of reason as a substitute for war. An eminent eastern citi zen in a public address calls attention to the fact that no modern war has been caused by an issue that was Justiciable. All of which evi dence supports the proposition that blunders as well as history are repeated. Man Is still a selfish animal, and nations as well as individuals become self-centered, and disinclined to look upon the world through any but their own eyes. A time may come when Justice will universally prevail, and all will submit to rule that means more for too general good than for private Interest. Whether an International court, supported in its authority by an international police, will hasten this end Is still open to argument. The proposal In it self premises the continual presence of cause for dispute and disagreement. National ambi tions and aspirations are quite as potent and fuly as selfish as those of the Individual, and necessarily more difficult to deal with. It Is not easy to curb the bent of a people, once an Idea bas taken firm hold on the popular mind, and no form of government yet devised has been able to withstand the full force of an aroused populace. The probabilities are we will go on repeating the blunders that have caused wars in the past. This should sot discourage those brave spirits who are earnestly striving to establish a better way. Their efforts are not wholly In vain, because they are keeping bright the light of reason in a world that Is darkened by Ignor ' Debate That Should Be Ended. The wrangle between Secretary of the Navy Daniels and Bear Admiral Flske has reached a point where dignity Is fast disappearing, and official statomfnts from these gentlemen are taking on the nature of personalities. Fiske has directly challenged he veracity of Daniels In a. letter addressed to the senate. This brings the controversy to a point where an Inquiry Is In order. One or the other of the gentlemen Involved has been guilty of misrep resenting the facts In regard to a vital matter. It ought to be easy to establish which Is the guilty one. When responsibility Is fixed, he should be summarily dismissed as unfit for the public service. The Importance of the Issue as well as the credit of the government requires that this debate should he ended in action. President and Congress. An ardent admirer of President Wilson, re viewing in the Atlantic Monthly the record of his administration, lays special stress upon what he has done to entrench the presidential initiative in law-making and the presidential domination of the work of congress. Speaking of Mr. Wilson, he says thnt "he conceives it to be the president's duty to take an active part In shaping the details of legislation, in pro moting action and enforcing party discipline," and ventures this prediction that "it will be practically Impossible hereafter for anyone who takes office as president of the t'nlted States to preteud that he can acquit himself of his legislative obligations merely by requesting con gress to take matters Into consideration." This statement that the president is coming to sup plant congress. If he has not already done no, in the making of the laws may perhaps he over drawn, but. If true, It has transpired without the people fully realising It. Unquestionably we now hae a stronger centralised power lu the national executive than anyone ever before read Into the Constitution The strans.it pait of it, ti. Is that the height of this centralisa tion should tie reached by a tl'mocratlj pre! dent rprr ntleg a pty which ha always ereathed de rrntralliatton and posed aa special guardian of the separation of government pow ers st betaeen the taw ntakera, th J'tdidary (id the eWt'Hthe Km! ef Rtvtr Traffic I tie arrival at the port of Omaha of tke Julius Hi::-. r, Biue ili t t( from Kna t ity, with a IMlt latin, n.tr reatonaMv be )i ke4 upuA s a prat tu ai beginning t(r a new f -n the 'rivet " Man l.iuci dunr ISa ttti wait t as'tal'.oa tvt the i'ra!in ( the Mitir in tt pU.e of iispfylaeaa id mm t .er. T He be feat rel e t e'.att.'tt to ti f t that th tf 1 a ej'Ut W of netialt r.' a nii.-H a r In (! bmfr t be ewiy to tt t ' iMet 11 .iit t : ;! vf tteisht Ikkt av te rnC"l it i'a'ii.f If iu.iH tiustaeae 1 ' "4 H nter tU .. t elite 'ts ivWti tHef f?t. r'atti:tv et I ' a r f;S tn tke emblem It w 1 t f..t ih a trailer ef wmpetltios t.otaem t' I .r.-t 4 ' the ulllf( by wa"r, 4 t"i tb i t ' f tMi Ike fiver iu'it tir. . ! eatat s tke fall f.a4 ':; tke !' rf: ttf he great urn Finances of Omaha's Public Service Corporations " rtnaaclaj. World Aaanal Be view. Omaha t lonocll Bloffa Street Hallway. Incorporated la Nebraska. Owna lines formerly operated by Omaha Ftrtet Railway company; leaae the Omaha and Council Bluffs Railway and Bridge company in Couwil Bluffg, la., until Officers: O. W. WatUea, president; F. T. Hamil ton, vice president; W. A. Smith, second vice preal detit and general uuuiager; R. A. Leussier; assistant general manager; W. O. Niciiolson. secietary and su dltor; A. 8. Wldenor, treasurer. Capital atock: Authorised common, 110.600,000, tD.COV 00 outstanding; preferred 6 cumulative from Janu ary, 1904,, 15,000,000 authorised, I4.flO0.00O outstanding. Shares, tioo. Dividends on preferred paid 6 from W4 to date. On common paid first dividend of 2, July, 1907; 1DOJ and WO 4. In WO, January. t. Ju'r. in October changed to quarterly and paid 1. In 1911, 4H; mi 19" and 1914, &; VM, Bonds: Omaha and Council Bluffs Street railway flrat con. mortgage fm, dated 1902, due January 1, 1S2S; 110,000,000 authorised, ,sis,00 outstanding, and t'WI.QfiO owned by company and In treasury. Interest January and July at Guaranty Trust Co., N. , Y., trustee. COMPARATIVE STATISTIC. Tear Dec, 31. WIS. lit. JV. Gross earnings ...,t3.9M,07 2.f.2; Tot net art. taxea. l.!ll.M f"- Int tm tmnds 4S0.W 473.S 4W.WS Oth. Int. rentals WW 1.W 162,7' 1.1SS.2T7 442.W3 14K.9HS Bal. for' stock.... $4X0,344 livi. paid 412,W 400.000 WiSiA 4u0,0ij0 Burplu, pH.M M.J21 W-m fcarnltiK available for intaneat on bonds for year ending December M, J315, were equal to 231; 14, 237; 1S12, W; 1912, 1911, 25. Omaha fownell Btoffe Satlwar Brldgve. Incorporated In 1M2 in Iowa, Is leased to the Omaha & Council Bluffs Street railway. Owns en tire capita! stork of Omaha, Cornell Bluffs and Su burban railway and the Iko Manawa and Manhat tan Reach railway. Officers: O. F. Wright, president; O. W. Wattles, vice prenldnt; C. T. Stewart, secretary; J. J. Splndler. treasurer. Capital stock: Authorized and outstanding, com mon, fl.wn.fl'iS, preferred authorized and outstanding, ir.JijO.W 4 cumulative. Bonds: First consoi mortgage U, dated 1902. January, 192S; 12,000,000 authorised. I1,S,M 011 Uta rid ing Interest January and July at Central Trust Co., K Y trustee, Omaha Dlectrle Mailt and Power e. Incorporated l!03 in Maryland. Officers: George II. Harries, president; William D. McIIugh and W. M Burgess, vice presidents; S. E. Schweltxer, secretary treasurer. Capital stock: Common, l,0OO,O00 authorised; 11.345, 4tfl outstanding: proferred Vk cumulative, 11.000iMO authorised, 4fll,W0 outstanding. Bhares, 1100. Trans fer asent, Old Colony Trust Co., Boston; roglster American Trust Co., Boston, Dividends on preferred, 2'A semi-annually, February and August I; on common, Honda: First a. f. gold 6, dated 1903, due July 1, 1MII; H,000,000 authorised, 12,148,000 outstanding. In terest January and July 1 at Old Colony Trust Co.. Boston, trustee. Callable at IW.s. I., 6 pr annum of gross earnings. - ( Itlseus fiae and F.leetrle t o. (Controlled by Omaha Electric Ught and Fownr company through ownership of entire 4M,0i)0 outstand ing capital stock.) Dondt: Flrat 6s, dated 1900, due January t 192; $144,000 ouUtandlng. Interest January and July r at New York Trust Co., trustee. 8. f.. $3,000 per annum from 1915. Second 5s dated 190S, due March I, 192&; $Ki0,W authorised, s.W,0O0 oulatandlng. Interest March and September 1 at American Trust Co., Boston, trustee. iuarante by Omaha Elictrla Light and Bower Co. reliable at 104 and interest. Council Bluffs Oas ami FJenirie 1st 6s, dated ISM. due Novemlier 1, V.&; $:i0.000 authorised; )6,fti0, outstand ing. Interest, 'May and November 1 St New York Trust Co., trustee. 8. f., $5,000 per annum. Nebraska Telephone 4"o,, Omaha, Web. (Controlled by American Telegraph and Telephone company through ownership of all of the stock.) Incorporated in Nebraska,. 182. Operates under Bell patents in Nebraska, South Dakota and parts of Iowa. ' Officers: C B. Yodt, president; W. B. T. Belt, vice president and general manager; 4. W, Christie, sec retary and treasurer. 4 Capital stock: $10,000,000 authorised, $7,909,ew out standing, all owned by American Telegraph and Tele, phone company. Transfor agent, at company's office, Omaha. Dividends piiyaWe quarterly,' March, June, September and December 30. ' Pflld 9 per annum since MM. Bonds: None. Omaha, t.as ( unipmi). " ' ' (Controlled by I'nited Gas Improvement Co., Phil adelphia,) ' Incorporated: I7 In Nebraska. Capital stock: CVimmon, 12,500,000 authorised; pre ferred, $1,250,000 authorised, all outstanding. Transfer agency, Omaha. Bonds: First crnisot g. 5s, dated 15W, due August 13, 1917; $U,500,OoO authorised. 1 1', 200.00 outstanding. In terat February and August 1 at Guaranty Trtiet Co., ft. y., trustee, or May and September 1 In London. Omaha Cms Manufacturing: First es, due November 1, 1919, $.105,000 outstanding. Interest May and No vember 1 at Fanners Life A Trust Co., New Tork, trustee, , ' i Twice Told Tales Obliging Parana. At a cKrtaln church In a Jersey town It Is the in variable cuslom of the- clergymen, to klsa the brbl after the ceremony. A young woman who was stx.ut trt be niarrle.1 In thia church did not rellMi th pros pect atwt tnntrmted her prospective hutand to tell the clergyman that she did ei wish hlru In klsa hec The bridegroom otieet the instructions t'n. "Wsll, Harry." a'l the young aoman when he sweated, 'did .m tll the ipliiisi'f Ihst I did pt wlh blm to kt in" "Vs" "Ami ahat did he IU aalil that. In that ease, he would cl',ai n th uS'lal fee Sew urk Times. ee4el. Ul,n tviit li t ir u rii vi I t.t. v in M by liMi-lm Wilson, S e-. in..- if Mieaourt, he was m'shiily ii,uti.. in Ibe 1,. r l"'lii af JfJrsn t'ly, the date iin.il. Its nw .iu k ut ehal l re knew a tne rl er B. helu h.ir ' I r't In Hon. ky ';" an4 lui. a l fr at g ... t s- ni- eul ee est df vow relief Ib't Ke l : '-ri UH Fl bait a ' 1 . 1 ,i ,( ih ..e-i.-H (iierii'.iig 1. a ' t., aw, .i II 'I r-.." I $ I lit II "t I'ian ' .:At tf i.at" . he " A Ml V a ti e Ia.:e4 la Mi -it , t,,' I" i I m .. i. H Htil a leir lia4 4 i.,rw4 bt tefc I ! rs a i."ci f ieej '1 t . 1 ' hii e l Tfe e eo 1 e .. KMki (( iii.i wihi a ' i I hi it , k-a -I f"t a , a. t ,'' 't 1, 4,, I ' 1 id, it i aa 1- - ' ( ) ?, a ini t tie,' l-anK. M e H'l !' lv ia- 1 . tl-W ',i .ha let -:-ta I Se l:'us I ke ih&l.'' .. tl. tk tHiiitat !' The Two t'olnta of View. OMAHA, May 2.-TO the Kdltor of The lice: You have printed lcttera on the subject signed by K. A. lU.-nson anl Charles K. Foster and by Dr. J. I. Con nelly, but I fear the public is becoming confuaed over the so-called controversy between Park Commissioner Hummel on the one side and Superintendent Eng llnh on the other, and ought to have the points of view of both of them more clearly. Commissioner Hummel has been in charge of the parks for years and made such a success of his work that ha was re-elected with the largest vote given any of the commissioners as a sign of popular approval. He believes he represent the reople of Omaha and particularly the tax payer, and that all the various activities of park administration should be devel oped, rather than Just a few of them, lie has a limited amount of money at his disposal and thinks It ought to be used In a way to benefit all the people, rather than for on section or one class only. ' Commissioner Hummel believes in standing by Omaha to the extent of giv ing Omaha people preference in his depart ment, other things being equal, anil also giving preference to people who have to earn a living, rather than thos) who do not need It, or who are already on some payroll, and want merely to earn a little extra money during vacation. Perhaps he.olsa put more store by actual experi ence than be does by book-learning that would pass a good examination on paper. riuiKirlntendent Biiglluli, on tho other hend, cornea here from outside 011 recom mendation of the National Playground organization ss a playground expert. He has his reputation at stake as well s that of the national association, and doubtless expects by making good hero to be called eventually to some other city which offers a bigger field and a biggor salnry. He wants to keep In touch with 1he national playground movement and la pulling all the time for more money to be epent on recreation, even though It means less money for park development end other park activities, lie does not car whether bu assistants have Inler et here or not, or, at least, aubordlnatea that to the possession of so-called train ing in playground supervision. The two points of view, so far as they differ, present the difference between the home rule Idea and the idea of ruin by professional experts, Perhaps the two Ideas are not Irreconcilable, but up to the present the home-rule idea ha prevailed not only In Omaha, hut also in most other cities aa well, and H is a question whother the time has come to discard It altogether. , m NET J THAI Thanh from Swedish Hospital. OMAHA, May $. To the Fxlltor of Ths Bee; A word of thanks to all who so willingly gave tholr time last Saturday to make the flower day a reat success. SWKDIHH MISSION HOSPITAL, Water Power Development. SCOTT'S BLCFF, Neb., May l.-To the Editor of The Bee; About March 20 some of our engineers expressed their doubts about the economy and th practicability of hydro-electric de velopment. I said then that the be-t answer was that men with money wero ready to get at the development. The effort behind the Myers water power bill now in congress proves the conten tlon. The power-grab bill should be de feated. Otie may not think that thbj bill will affect Nebraska, but it is no great distance for transmission lines to this state from some of the beat power sites on the Platte and Cheyenne rlveis. Anyway what Is the una of giving away great, resources? The state of Illinois gave to the Illinois Central railroad a certain franchise right for a small per cent of Its gross re ceipts and that per cent hoa for yea's Iiald' the running expensea of the state. Any power or law should reserve to the people the right to acquire the works at some future period for public ownership of public utilities Is coming. During the Iffe of any franchise for power devel opment thcro should he a moderatu tax on the horsepower developed and the public should never yield the right tj regulate the rates charged consumers. O. L. WU'MWAY. Editorial Snapshots Pittsburgh Dispatch: Now the right of the Swiss are reported being violated. Hut haven't we been assured that Kwltxer land's preparedness wa proof against that. Louisville nourier-Journal: A waiter ays millionaires do not tip more liberally than the average man la expected to tip, and doe Hp, Well, garoon, how ooujd they, and remain millionaires? Chicago Herald: A dlsiwtrh from Mex ico City tells of great victory over the rebel lu that part of Mexico, "fhe "de fsclo" Riivcrnmeiit can always pull off a victory In a region where It control the ti iegiKpli llua. IndUiispnUa Nea Some ef In speak er at Id convention of the American Academy of Political and Social tiene w.nild appear tn hsii sucli a gift of pi'ph.v that i would be Worth while for them to bdiig out il.eli- shingle and go Into to pmphestln tKisine as a ifgular ! Hut perrtsl, after all, ll lin t o tenth a gift of prophecy it is an Inclination u prophesy, Naw Vol. ViTld; Moitallty figur for th antire coitntio fur Wit how a merited InctMse In diha finm baart dtsaas Ttiu ts an iiicni against whk-h or iiniii', 'rMi,ih inuri a i.n rt In, Hi e ttiin aUlst tuber iiM or typhoid. Mo tiaubl lbs mora eiree.iu coivttiUiii (f , Ivicnuoe, Rata iu h M d wl'ti In tn. ra and tie ieov.lt ( villi lit !,.1um 1 (tn ttoiii H lite 'nuiitia.ir DRYAN AND BROTHER C1IAR1IY ) i r'it.u-i v u 1 i au .,('. im m li iif.t In .N. I" 1.4 il ! n. 1 o. ..a a tsSH.gie J -i :fca H vtt Im 4oatiK elrlni ainl ernxsO lootMx, thm I bie a ' In mat inn c tall I N ,. K. 9nti lisa bf a- ath ! il ..., 1 lr - l--r !il I 1 -. of K,ia mi a t 0 el ii. I, 1 !(.. H 1 I 1 '.-, ' t-''- t'ito ef IU 1 Iti'UBu'ilt trr ti I g'4'.,ns I 1. t I hit 1 1 ., . mh Wli .tin i l'f, a, 1 il-t i ln. Us 4 it ifct a . . ,..i 1 . . t i' a 'c t 4 . -, t ' - . Still, that's the way he broke Into the big tent In im. Springfield Republican: The fact that Mr. Bryan's brother got the populist nomination for governor discloses the In teresting fact that the populist party still live somewhere In Nebraska. Philadelphia Ledger: The vote against Mr. Bryan in Nebraska is rolling up aa rapidly as In former days the vote for him used to do. His democratlo fellow citizens seem to place a higher value on loyalty than he. New York World: Brother Charles W. Bryan will run for governor tn Nebraska, after all, but on the populist ticket This Is getting back to the good old times unlets populism proves ss much more decadent than progress! viara as It Is older, older. ' GRINS AND GE0AJ7S. Mr. Newmarrle, (sorrowfully, after de parture of her husband's rich unci) It's too bad the dinner was a failure, dear. Mr. Newmarrle But It wasn't a failure, darling. It took at leant a year from uncle life. Philadelphia Ledger, "How sre you getting along with your auto, g-trller' "A constable cautioned me last night about dazzling lamps," "Ah, he must have gotten a glimpse of your v'.' Chicago Post. PEAR MR. KA8IIJBIE If MY FIANCE l&LAtatfttU YHiWK HE OUOfff TO PHOWE ME fWWK'TrWN MAKE ME" WAlf TILL HE ARRIUFS? Yes -i would RArnrR r THE CALUNIXWM WER. 1E PHONE! "What do you think the government! ought to do about this matter? "I can't discus that," replied Senator Horghum. "What I want, to get at ss a preliminary matter Is what my constitu ents think I ought to think," Washington Ktar. Vlsltor-How are things here In town? t'nele F-ben I'lne. We have had sn am munition factory In operation for two months here and we've hod three months of hap year and there ain't been any catastrophe from either yet, Judge. "Johnny," aald the Hundey school teacher one morning, "what Is the moan ing of the word 'Helah?'" "I asked my big brother," rcpllod Johnny, "and he says it moan do you get mud? " Judse. "Are you fond of music?" "Music!" exclaimed the rmthiislsatio young woman. "I am perfectly devoted to music. I, could dance to It all night." Washington Star. "My dear. Isn't that dress a trifle ex- li-anio"' tJheEtreme! Why I put this on In order that you may become accustomed to the oro I am having made. Judge, "On you alter that gown to fit me, do you think?" "Certainly not, mademoiselle. That Isn't done, any more. You roust be altered to fit the gown." Life. , . "Here's hard luck." "What's that?" "Flubdub's wife want him to pay the income tax on the alimony he glvis her." .Detroit Free Press. C0CK-S1TEE. A, L Salmon In Judge. Happy the man whose single view No hesiune or doubt complexes, Who rears his fabric of the true Without annexes. Fnr him no half-lights Interfere To color or distort hi rllon; For him th prospect Is as clear As hi decision. He never dream another side Might have a. very different viewpoint But Is convinced bis feet abide I'pon the true point. Tn him conviction comes Unsoughb- No halting-place, no Inconoluslon, No questionings or subtle thought To bring confusion. Neutrality he never claims;' His sympathies are undivided; Opinions, purrosea and alms, Am all decided. While we ek earnestly for fart, Fearing to lose oursolve in flntinns, It Mearrh Ihst vnlo-hi itlsfrae.t With contradictions. , i Bitch certitude forever ht, He calmly settles all thing WOTtal, And Isugli st out perplexl'tr ' With cheery chortle, 4 !o paid on Tim CwrtificatM All deposits In th State Rank tf flmnx 16ir.CH jLM Hsrney J Street are protected by th Depositors' Guar antee Fund of th Stat of Nebraska, Commercial Acseanf a tmyltaJ 3 Safety Deposit Bos, SlX) a year and e Oj paid on Saving Account We're Hot So Keen For Your $1.50 that we would adviso having your suit and overcoat Dry Cleaned be fore laying; gway, if we did not know it was best for the clothes. Ever notice that when moths get into a garment they usually attack the soiled places? We have never had a complaint about moths bothering- a Dry Cleaned garment when it was left In the box or bag In which. It was returned. Be on the safe side, THE PANTORIUr.l "GOOD CLEANERS AND DYERS" , 1513-15-17 Jones St,, Phone Doug. 963. Branch Office, 2016 Farnam St, South Side, 4708 South 24th St. S. B. -We Pay Parcel Post ( "liars; ce One Way on All Out-of-Town )rdrs. Will The U. S. Revolutionize the World's Naval Warfare AGAIN with greater than Ericsson's idea, the navy-smashing Monitor!!! Watch This Newspaper for Big Announcement Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising no matter how good advertising maybe in other respects, it must he run frequently and constant ly to he really successful. wmwmmmm