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THK JU:K: OMAHA, MO.VDXV. APRIL 17, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROftEWATER. VICTOR' ROflKWATKR, EDITOR. The Bos Publishing Company, PropHetor. HKH mil.I'lNO, FA UNA M AMI KKVKNTKENTH, Kntered t Omaha poalofflca e second-claa matter, TKIIM8 Or eUUHCRlfTKiN, Hy carrier Hy mall par month par yer. l"tty and Wuniliir o iHUly without Kumlay 4 w Evening and Hunday...... tc (.10 Kirnllil without hwn'lxy 2.. . 1.0 Evening wllhout Hundar..,., ,,.2 4.00 r-undey ftee enly..... iwc, 2 I 'ally and Hunday It, three year In advance, , .tlO.OO H-;ii notice nf change Of ddr or lrrgulrlty In llclivrry tn Omha II". Clrctil a Hon Department, TIKMITTANCW. . Ttemlt by draft, prfes of poetai erder. Only two. cent atampe rerrjvrd In payment of email account, ferron! rh k, cpt on Omaha and eaatera change, not accepted, Omaha-Th Re Hulldlng. fouth fmhai!3) N aire. Council muffe-M North Main treat Mncnlna Utile Hulldlng. Chtcaro l I'anpl Una Wnlldlna. New fork--Konm 1 1', Jwifaflh venue, Mt l)iil-U New Hank of (lomitur't, Waahlngtnn-726 Pnurtsenlh lret, N. W. COItftKhJONIiRNCB, Add res communlction rotating to nawa an4 edi torial mttar to Omaha Be. Kdltorl! lieparlmentj MARCH CIIICIXATIO.V, 56,628 Daily-Sunday 50,628 Hwlght Williams, elreulstlon msnger of The He Publishing company being duly sworn, eaye that tha avcruaa circulation for thn month of Mann, Idle, W,'S dally and UiH' Monday. JWi,l(T WILLIAM, Mrr.ulatbm Manager. Auhseribed In my presence and aworn to bfor ma thla id day of April, KOBKUT HUNTER, Notary Public. MubKribers leaving lb eltf tetnpwrajUf abould bay Tb ls mailed to them. A0 drew will tat changed m often aa r,ueUU. Writ It in "Chat-loa y jfugheg." And don't forget tha crua in tbo arjuare, DJitRUKtfd democrat In tempted to exclaim: "A plague on both their bouae!" Don't ahoot blank cartridge! Vote, for Hurry 0, Counaman for dlatrlct dark. He baa pledged hlmaelf, voluntarily, to turn In all tha feeg fa excegg of th legal salary, T way candidate for plawa on th N braaka dalrgatlon to Chicago ar coming out In tha opi-n for (,'barlea K, (ugba for prtldnt tbowa tha atrfogtb of the popular tide, Douglaa county never gave third term to any clerk of the dlatrlct court, Why, then, ahould we give to Fe-Orabler "Bob" what baa been denied to honeat and more deaervlng of-flclula. The report pumlata In many quarter that a reduction In the price of golf balla i coming. Thla will be cheering newa. If true, a welcome algn of high living volplaning to panturea green. Our new municipal court la to be the temple of poor man' J nut Ice, Koine good men are running for tbeae judgeship, and aome not ao good, wbleh call for c'onndrntloua dlacrlmlna lion at the polla. Why ahould a newKpaper that pretend to t t ampion reform aide with a grafter who plava the "dirty trlrk" on the taxpayer of trying to bold out $?Q,000 of fee In addition to hi nine f,am' aalary at 14,000 a year, A new achedule of hour for Nebraaka eee tlone will be In force for tomorrow' primary for the flrat time. The polla open at 8 o'clock in the morning and clone at 8 o'clock In the evening in all voting dlHtrlcta, city and country alike. Another aectlon of the water dlMrlct law n-adt to the effect that the general manager ahall have a aalary of not to exceed $3,000 a jear and be irremovable enoepl for cauae, but that In exchange tor thla he ahall "exciuMvely tJevote his time to tha dutle of hi office." The other day French authorltlea figured Oermany'a Verdun loane at 200,000 men. Ger many cornea back with a report placing French loaaea at 1 50,000. Tbe probability of rival atate nionta being allghtty blaed doe not alter the pre-eminence of war aa a cemetery promoter. The monotony of the killing else here I cheerily varied occasionally by cabled aaaur nee that the Austrian and Italian are dlll finlly ahootlng up the Alp. The enterprise rt both ilda Insure a Urge aupply of loose building material for the coming atone age, If Charlea F. McOrew I elected republican rational committeeman, he may be depended on to aupport the ticket and do bla beat for parly i cceaa, If be did not Intend to do that be would tiot be tecklng the place, and It anything bap junril to prevent him from devoting the necoa ai ry time or giving loyal aupport to the party' atandard bearer, hi venae of honor would I-rompt htm to resign from the rommlttKe, Thirty Years Ago This Day iu Omafia ' Chjll fr Ih ftlaa. " 1 Aa ti.Udi i itut ila at AthlHui t in t 'I Winn- a iid II lii, Kfltu mm aia ai4i v l.t fc.n liaiiiin uititr VV. A t,i ai'l l'nt ii-lr Jh M.Mn Th UMr I he r. h t Int, lit uin I tha 'itiH! ti'l imi. !- . Ky, i( K i.i. ij (ii !'' a4 i Waattaa 1 1 4 A( ii. t t '.'( cf ti. .!, at th iiiisi . .ii i t ii.rf ditiiwM i. ,ui .. at v 1 1. 1 1 1. ri. I. t -n lha iiiottl it l wtnl't t tr) It mhiM IhJ v t iiwiir iHw4. kai ! It 1'tuii-,t a4 SI- At nMh I. at I. i t lh t t.l t'i,U, . Itiv t .) tt Mt fl . . 1 ! tUf. til l i'- ..ft: t ll t. i l Hiii. n. H Ul.l. h-. l IWW t it I: tll '.H ha ii.n -l In h itit t fct !-.. i ;4 Hi 1 i I'otOks luti4r m t ' l-4 ta Itaht el ttt -;.n.fi t,i j. f, .- m t I s a, i-ai i i livM t.i f a 1 . tlr toil Jilt tVt''i tt "t . tt.a t . it !.! Ui ' ' t "' 4 I I ian wla !' tun l t t f th viii. , J,. - : ii:. r, -.-! iMM !"', r i3 tt I . tl ri.iil-i a tU a'li-K 'a t ) tt M -t,a . i i t n 4 t at a.ril 4 I ' - ( l'f At to the State Delegation. The erforta of the combine of present and former bull mooer to dictate to the delegation t represent Nebraska republican at Chicago along factional line ought not to be counte nanced or encouraged. There are good men running for delegate who were on opposite Idea of the party achlnm of four year ago and, In tha nature of thing, without the Interference cf the elate maker, both aide would be repre aented among those commissioned to go to the convention. ,Tbe little coterie, however, who tried lat time to keep republlcana from even having a chance to vote their ticket, In Ne braaka, are not content to let the votera make their aelectlon on the peraonal claim of the men eoeklng theae honor, their evident pur poe being to exclude regular republican who remained In the fold and then, If auceeaaful, to fry out a great victory for the bull mooe Idea. We aay thla i unfortunate from the standpoint of aolldlfylng reunited element. Retreat from the Philippine!. Tbe bill to abandon the I'hlllpplne, fath ered by the aenlor senator from Nebraska, ha l,en welcomed In the house a splendid speci men of democratic constructive titatesmanxhlp, nnd is promised Hear trark to It passage. It , rovlde for American withdrawal from the Is land at the end of four year, to grant the Filipino "Independence." One of the demo cratic leader In the bouse apologized for the Measure aa being a part "f our great nation defene achme, The Philippine, be declared, conatitute our greatest menace a well a our most expensive military obligation. In thl be dic,loed one of the most Imperative reason for not abandoning the Island and their people at tbl time. Brought to u an unforeseen contingency of wr In behalf of freedom, the Philippine have become moral charge against the United gtatee. We assumed a responsibility to the aubmerged people there which cannot honor ably be given over because of It monetary cost. Back of our occupation of the Island I tbe faith of the people of the United State, pledged to cure to the Philippine their Independence erd aelf governiiient. We might have hesitated, bed we known the extent of the undertaking we were setting about, but having gone so far $ w have we ahould not hesitate to pursue the tnak to it end. That we are yet obliged to maintain a large military establishment In tbe It.land I the most convincing evidence that the Filipino are not yet fitted for aelf-government. Their education ha made wonderful progress, but wa have not yet ao fully established among them the principle of elf control that they ctn be trusted to walk alone. Constantly in view I the assured fact that Japan or another of the great nation will take over the Island Immediately upon the with drawal of American protection, What then be come of Filipino Independence? Will we be obligated to stand between the Islander and tbe greedy world? If o, how do we reduce our defense problem by withdrawing our aoldlcr? We did not go Into the Philippine for any pur pose of profit, but to discharge what baa been recognlred a an imperative duty. We have not (ought to Impose any hardship on tbe Filipino, tut to give them training In the waya of clvll.a tlon. To drop thla work unfinished will not bring credit to tbe greatest republic the world eter knew, no matter what the democratic politician may aay. Omaha'i New Voting Strength. Figure furnished by Flection Commissioner Moorhead aa to the number of votera at present registered In Greater Omaha are Impressive, Po litical calculator, who have been accustomed to taae their deduction on a total vote ranging around 27,000 to 30,000, are now required to deal with 40,000. The total gross registration wa 47,600, but 7,600 name were removed be cauae of challenge, leaving the net list at the highest figure on record for the city. Thl I accountable for only on the basl that Omaha' growth la aa ateady and a large aa had been claimed, for the total vote far exceed the com bined figure for Omaha, South Omaha and Dundee prior to the consolidation. The Increase a distributed fairly evenly through the eve-al ward, the Eighth showing the greatest gain, about 3, COO, and the Sixth the lowest, with ouly a few over 700. Other ward show a growth In voting atrength around 1,000 to 1,200. Tbe republlcana, a usual, are In a clear t. ajorlty of 6,000 over all the other. Building the New University, The Hoard of Regenta of the University or Nfbraska haa been given a little relief from un certainty a tu It power through an opinion from the attorney general of the state, allowing that the board has a little leeway in the build ing operation It I carrying tin. The inter of the stata determined the loisilon of the cam pi , and the cgltatur for the purpose of cat r.vlag out the wish epreed by tha referendum vt te, made an appropriation nt tn Indefinite mount of money, to be raised by a tted lax b vy. H ha been found uipoilie to meet the physical re nuiieuient of an expiring levy, r one that I limited. The work of clearing the ground purchased for campus riicuion, ami of ejecting lite projected nee building, has takrn mere tin, than was anttt Ipatt-d, ami und r culinary rundUlotia would puna a source nf rmhrrMitent, If it did nut a dully tha art th nti)i'it The attorney ivneial hold (hat IM rtcmcht ttttiot be gttrn due weight, and that tbe ai'l'li'prUlloit will Mot Ul'co tttprely PnS'iaa th work t nut rmpleii within a certain fuid time, lie point cut that the Indnf imia amount tf money t be raised through the lax It t y uncertainty aa la the l amount of li,ooy lit h paid In toatira It ?!. U tha) the board ahoul l rvercua aom tlu rrilotuty ! r, l let conUail aiioiding lu iu J i.U tt.etit lr the ,( ant of the U'e 1 hi will ft the hand of lha nl an. penult tha t.lfilt. ot of lh goal wntll ot trhuihlia t .)Uit ylast of th MMr-rt inr c noli tli.aa h ought In prm i good frvilw The Call for Hughes It Hill Show Their laitelltceaee. Fiemont Tribune: If the republican ef Nebraska succeed In giving a majority or even a plurality of their vote to Charlea K. Ilughee for president, it wilt ha tha beat ron'Tt. argnmant yet submitted In aup port of the primary ayatam of expreaslng praferance and of making nomination. Tha Fremont Tribune ha not taken tip tha task of explaining the situation ao far aa Mr. Hugh ia related to it for tn purpoa of urging hla nomination upon the party ao mueh aa seeing to It that the people are provided a way to th thing they undoubtedly want to fin. If they aetnally writ th name of Hughe In their baJiota It will ba a splendid empllfietlon of their Intelligence and of their decided purpose. Impetna from I'netpeeted ttaarter. Kearney Hub; Tha Hughe boom h been given a great Impel u by tha democratic effort to sldofrack It. Thanks, awfully! In I'nltr There la treaj, f ranklin New: Write In the nam of "t.'harlee F Hughe" for president on th republican ticket at th primary elertlon net Tuesday and put a erosa In the uur before It. Mr, Hughe will untie th republican party and win th election nxt fall. Mow to nt tor llaahea. Nebraaka City T're: Nebraaka repiiblli-n who prefer 'hre K, Hughe to any other candidate, who hsa been mentioned, should have no troubla marking a ems opposite hla name after It ia written, ftr better allll printed on the blank linn of the ballet. The Hughe sentiment sem to b growing In this tte end the only way for th voter of Otoe county, for Inatanee, who favor Mr, Htghes, to writ hi nma on tha ballot and don't forget to mark a eros In th liltlo s'luar at the left of hi name, after It t written, lloahea llir rpalar Cboter, Kelrtmry Newa; Thl la th last. Issue of the Ne before tbe prlmarte. and wa want to have one Inst good, old fsabloned chat with you republlean before you vol: If you want Chief JuatP Hughe to b drrted for the presidency thla fall, and I belelv yo l do, you must write hi natna In full on your ballot and then mark an "X" In th fuar at the left of tha name. Ileniemher hi name will not be prlntad there, and If you want to vot for him you will have to writ It on your ballot. In order that you may all fully understand lust how this must b don to atand thn leaat test, wa sr giving herewith a picture of a ballot, being marked In tlie proper mnnr. Mtidy it; It may aid you In casting your primary ballot. I an pie aa It fan He, Norfolk New: If you want Hughea tn tha Whlf limine ther la one slmpla way you can help put him there, Write charlea K, Hughe on tha blank tin on the presidential preference ballot and put a cross In front at tt. Don't forget the Initial or tha croM. tan Command tbe I.arajeal gapport, Nellgli leader; Tha Leader favor tbe nomlntlon of Chaile K. Hughe for president for what ppeIa to It editor aa the bet of reason. In seloctlng candidate for any offh common aenaa dictati that tha man who can command tha Iwigeat support from voters and who at the same time poaaraae th ij unt il lea in a high degree which ar dealred tn an official, I thn man to nominate, Thl la not advocating tho nomination of an unfit man simply bcu he can be elected, (letter go down to defeat than that. Mr Hughe can unite tlifl various element In th party better than any ether man, simply because b baa tho confidence of all In hi ability and integrity. Ad vocacy of Hughe 1 not disparaging th candidacy of oilier aaplranla, for there are several who posses th qualification of Mr, Hughe In every respect except that il availability, Twice Told Tales A Popular Jail. Oeorge Fitch, the Illlnol humorist, had hi own Ideas bout prlon leform a hemes, Ha expressed hi ii 1 1 Mud" one day while discussing Thorn Mott Osborne' humanitarian effort. "Osborne ldc may work out all right," said Fit oh, "hut whenever I hear of a warden holding sur prise parties and rainbow tea In hi penitentiary I think of what happened when Tim Culllnan W chief of pollen n Junction City, Kan. "Tim, In fact, wa the whol pollc fore. He hid eleven prlaoner on hi hand, and wa anxbm to get rid of them, for tliey were a heavy responsibility, Tim having to keep wgtrh over th tctlon of all Junction City. " 'When you feed th crlttar,' h sld to the Jailer en day, 'Just accidentally leave th doer open and get out of sight for awhile,' "Hut time were bard and picking up a living out side wasn't so easy. Tim hadn't figured on that, but be did when he came bck that evening and found the eleven prisoners still ther and seven mora Who bad slipped In while the jailer wssn t looking. Living ws better snd cheaper Inshle th Jail than outld."-Nw Tntk Times, Then lit Flew the tat. fo a newatsnd came a near-patron who seemed fit have hut hasty Ideas of Just what he wsntd, He looked at stationery and he looked at penelle and he looked at playing cards. He asked the prlna ef this magatlna and that and looked over postcards nd the books. Th young woman who w tn cnrg of th counter became somewhat wearied answering ques tions without malting a sale. At last the proaprcitt t ualomer aalied; "llav you ny flypepar?" "Yea, sir," use the prompt reply. "Wa have llu Aeroplane Journal and th Aviator' Uett,"- N w York Time. Isn't si I. af Always Urea I "How Is Uolicit aetting on St ioleg?" aaked th minister, who was being anteitatned at dinner. "Hientlhlly," ssid the pioiul father, wha then went on tn tell of hi son's various social, sihlelle and sclmlaaUo succeaais, and the minister salu It a a fine I Mo to lie rntli-ite brri. That evening littlt Jamra, who had been an lulerfstad listener, aM "l'IM, what did Mr, Lrown mean by collega hied" "i ll, thai," aniil papa, who had been looking eter loa a. hi a bllla, "is a four ears' loaf 'V New York Time A somewhat rnmeltad rlsrgynian. wha wa mora clvloated fur the langth of hi eermon than for thslr rlnooeni . citca aakrd the Isle Father Jlely what h tliimsht cf the one Joat preiohed "Well, air." laplled th humnriat, UK eaa p Uli. r.llllgly Will " Indeed Father llealv, and pard.in ma tor aaxing wliuli i !' ion r(ei to' "Well, my il'r sir, ' replied tha wit, In a.. I ifrr in wa that frem th p ilplt tu th vtiiiry rm " liiiMia rVramin iees People and Events 1 1, i, 'l I In I mi - a nt in, , n .( ttl ( t. t ili.t h i i( . iai i ui.le. to e, . , , Ovali' - t I I If t Not l alt. ba a.eMdv tailed hiio 'tut r 4 a faU.firr,"' nliHiI ' ingiale ." a p.m "I Rl 1tlher, ' S I tiai'4 I frJ otht'r ttli'l.w 1 1 t mi a tellriticg lotrn-n e 11.11-4111.1 11 1 tau U-af lilt' Ik. eg' ' t la 'mad on ef l ! miHiit ia a M-lt nin ittail4 ) trait tk ir I to i.la- hi N I auliltig artln lit Ih .4 ah Hi, tifit In' hi cm snt kia4 tilm (lat uw t, th n..,i I Th -ie hHik wt 4 it'll I iHixiiii viH't I . had Ike ei 1 urn aM thra '.f U' aaiu Hi U.'hal f(a l h tt t , tlaii'il Iti'haiil tanieula i i tiht alo e ir a at 'i la th latest hall In wi'il C li.'-it I ' fiHlit(tlf a Mfct-i ky tinnn k ha I ii i ... acta ia to I itimHt b t lt I I ' l4i an I t a'a t i-l ttie. t la New -ik I fisaia I 01 t.rlM, ant h'altk Mail k loffaie I 1 11 a i-tt f tha t i'iliif ihit it Inta th ,0, Ii it iluat. . -.It' i i.a-ia a lt.tl' , ( I oh ao ! alitfl! it an o niio t'nt I . , ,., ,ii.iiii 'Hi iff'il lhl tha il4 tit' tf ....t t.U '. taut t' H ' out if aa-t t iet pir!ir 14 t til irt, .ii,t eit t.4 illifiin p.ioina In l .ut( a" I 10, 1 I 1, , t.w., ha i a ie a4 0 .rlV 7 .vr i. Editorial Snapshots .n Ulalemral of Vital erded, PUATTHMOITH, Neb., April I.1.-T0 th Editor of The Bee: The -ole know enough of Justlca llutihe to be perfectly atlafled with lil nomination and elec tion without a statement of any kind from him or even his resignation from the auprem bench until after hi elec tion. They know hi basic qunlme and they realize that thcaa qualities measure up tn tha country's need at. the preaent time. They know that ho I dependable. In a crisis, that he possesses a high de. gre of sincerity and disinterestedness not often found In public men, and they rerognln that overmastering ambition la a foreign to Ms temperament a It is th nhlef characteristic of t.iat perpetual candidate who, friend and chief work er ar doing everything in their power to check the spontaneous movement tor ustic Hughe, A, W, ATWOOH, Familiar with land Value. MNCOI.N, Neb,, April It, -To tha Editor of Th ftea: ll, J Cook, who la aaklng the republican nomination for commissioner of public lands snd build Ings, has been a taxpayer In Nebraska for thirty yers, and ha given a lot of hi time and energy to public iifrslrs of tha slat when it needed boonler. Mr. Cook ha worked side ly aid with such Nebrkn ,on. g (', llasett nd tha lite Governor Kurnss In promoting better agricultural rendition In the elate. He would mka first claa business commissioner, If rlrcted, on account of hla knowledge of land valuation In Ne brk. C. If. 11, Old Tim llepubllcan, OMAHA, April I.V-T0 the F.dllor of The P.ea; 1 wa handed today by a chronic; court house, tsx-eatcr a repub lican political "slate" with an eicrllent likeness of Abraham Umoln at the mast head nd under It "A clean, patriotic tlckot." The fifth down the Una read "for clerk of district court," end under It the name of our notorlou fee-grabber, Juet why th picture of our Immortal emancipator bould appear on a political ticket, to bolster up th fast-fading fania of Nebraska's shadiest politician Is not stated on th "slate," Will the foe grabber pleas tell us Juat why be tbu Inaults American manhood by hanging onto th klrl of Abraham Lincoln? IlKI'L iil,t A,V, Wonld Honor Admiral Heater. rKt.TA, Colo., April W,To the F.dltor ef The flee: On May 1 will occur the eighteenth anniversary of the battle of Manila Hay, Admiral Hewey ba been treated very ahabblly by the American people, He b not only been Ignored, but moat everely criticised by those who for a brief time bent low In hero wor hlp.' After bl death counties eulogies will be written nd monument erected In til honor. A llttl appreciation now will mean more to Admiral Hewey than all tha post-mortatn adulation that will fol low bla demise. It would be a graceful thing for this nation to mark the coming anniversary by a fitting celebration In honor of Ad miral Hewey. Tit school of the coun try could hold brief exercises of a patri otic rharncter. It would be n object lasaon of value to th youth of our land to know that their country appreciate unselfish aerv Ice, woether given In time of pc"e or wr. ft I said that republic ar elwiy ungrateful. Phall w,. allow our country to ret under thl Imputation? AIM 1 1 MtlCK. The F.rhn lleaehra In Idaho, r.OlSB, Idaho, April l,'.-To the Kdltor of The Iter; I am greatly Interested In the movement to write the name of Charlea Kvan HuKlies on the primary i allot for republican nomina'lpn for pre -dent. You will doubtless recall fiat I r.rgrd through Tin flee and other slate paper In K the nomination of Hughes, but the big stl'k said, "You II take Tift or you'll have to take me," so the alexin roller got In Its deadly work. Tills year the rumbling from Oyster Hay sound like "You'll have to take me," Well, Ne braakan can send bar k a message, that they don't have toand give the Hughes movement an Impetus, thn t nothing can slop. K. E. tlll.I.KKI'Ii;. Tips on Home Topics 1 levelund Tlsln Dealer: "Pryn will mak trouble at the 1 1. LmiI convention," says an exchange. Well? What doe Hryan usually do at conventions? Hetrolt Free press: Theodora ftoose. telt and F.llhu Hoot met at lun-heon the other day for the first time in fhe year. Orio can't help wondering who apoka fhst. Washington Tost: Nevertheless, ther are some srdoiit Admirers In Nebraska, who consider that a combination of Hryan end prohibition spoil two good things, Boston Transcript: The other dsy a man railed Bryan a liar and Bryan wa right back at. him, Just Ilka that, with on of the wittiest retorts, and yet om Pof rlalrn he doesn't believe in pre pa redness. Brooklyn Kngle; Hryan propltesle vic tory for Wilson. He my bo right, h was In lfi'; but bis past !-hlvements in soothsaying at anything hut encouraging to those who have followed hi whola arei r, Houston I'oat ; We don't know who Ne braska will send to th Kt. I.oul con vention, but w do know the Ht. Lnn't platform is going to be written by thn friends of Mr, Wilson, snd mi-hlcfmaker arc going to be inndo to behave. I h'liida h a Ledger: The democ, at are scandalized at the wry thought of the republican shattering their third-term and supreme court precedent whilst en deavoring themselve to fracture another well known precedent tn th effect that the democratic party can't elect a presl ib ul two term running. SITNNY GEMS. "Well," said the advertising poster man to his sssisisnl, "we've siruck a cast of paradoxical luck," "Mow that?'' skd th other, "Here's a wall to our progress, arid we will soon be up against it." Baltimore American. I motor 'to patient 1 You've had a pretty i'Iosh call. Us onlv your airong consti tution thst nulled you through. I'atient Well doctor, remember that when you rrik out your bill. Topeka Journal, Mother measuring a doe of tonic for her little son, who looked jp end an id : "What am I taking this for?" "An appetite," she replied, "An spiietlle," he scornfully reped. "t can't begin fo hold now one-half I want to eat." New York Times, 'I imderfnd vour husband ha eq'jipprd his factory with a pulmotor, Mrs, Nurich," "Well, I suppose he had te; they handle So much heavy freljfht, don't you know," Buffalo Kxpres, Hi-Ho you re engsged to Miss Bagg. I'm sure I can't see anything attractive about that woman. HNetber can I see It; but It's In til bank, all right, Boston Transcript, I'atlence-. Ha she a thinking part in the new play? 'airlceOh. mv, no; she doesn't hve to think at all, ehe ha a (peaking part. Yonker rlatesman, "What your Idea of party eder?" "A party leader," replied Menator Horg- hum. "la a man who find out what th poonle want " "And then give It to them? ".No; promise It." Wahtngton Star. "Ah see yo' la houseclcnln'," ald Mr. Hnow White. "Ves," replied Mr. Marsh Oreen, dey Is nothln' lak' movln' things 'round one in a while. Why, I dee come ercrosa a pair oh slippers tinder de twd dat an hadn't aeen foh five years."Halla News. Coster Ho psrlsh visitor, who h been fatheri i'e. mum, 'a were a plendld father to u and no mistake, Yer aea, 1 ommlaeratlng wllh blm on th loaa of hi mum, there was eleven of us, and I nver knowed 'Irn ralaa 'la 'and to on of ua-'cept as It might b In lf-defcnse. -Ixindon Punch, A buslnessllk men (tepped into a batcher shop. "A piece of beef for rotlng," he or dered, briskly. The met, mostly bone, wa thrown on the cJes. "Look here," remontrld th mn, "you're giving me a big niece of bone." "Oh. no, I ain't' ald the butcher, blandly, "yer payln' fer it."-Nw York Times. "fieema to me these recipe hooka ar totally out of date," "Hew now, wlfey?" "I'm looking for aometlilng on hew to make a political iamjaln."-Kana City journal, PROSPERITY'S HARBINGER. F.lla Fanning, in New York Time. Ha)' coming from, far, nd h' comlngl from near; Th click of hi coin In all quarter you hear, , , . A th bluebird in spring, o hi advent bring cheer The Mini with the Traveling Bag. HI raiment Is glad and hi mll navr fades, . . A amy, glibly, with knowledg, h trades, Through stock, and discounting, nd flKur he wades The Mint with the Traveling Fg. H know what he want and Insist on It., too. Thl battler for Oood Time, courgeou nd true Who' urvlved Old Advrlty'a era o blue- Th MUn with th Trvellng Bg. He' poied to tell you why business ts bright. How fortune sr msdn in a day or a n'rht, Why money no longer I cree, hy, rel tight Th Mun with the Traveling Bag. He knows thl great land, with It grsln smi dl ores, Th mills Ih its vlley, th hlp at It iliirea: jit lumber, It cattle, It wrtlth, and Ite stores Th Mun with th Travling Bg, Ha come to the city ti buy or to sell, end get in a bit of diversion a well. There ar flock of him now, of Big Buslnea to tell The Mun with the Traveling Bag. Iq paid on Timu Ctrtilicatt All dapoaft In th 4 State Rank Amaita ifrthOs JLM Harney J gtret are protected by the Depositor' Ouar ante Fund of th Stat of Nebraaka, Cammtrctal Attmnti lnit4 3gafetr Oepoalt Rosas, 11,00 year and p Oj paid an Savings Accounts Pltlhurg Dispatch: Whatever 1 Isa Washington nis ) think of It, there mn ha no complaint that t lie public Is not Suspending Judgment almut tlie latest sinking o( ships. Wsshlngton Post; Advocates of inn verlibltal preparedness sre reminded Hist damson stands nloiu among the Il lustrious who have over ome thrlr t in.' nilea wllh the Jaw hone nf ait nsa. ("bhgn Herald: Cuiimuit liatlua gra rlnusly given thla country pei nil-ann .i taa tha Mexlian nillrnaila to tend war Supplies, th neat atcp Is iluublleat to fU the railroads in t tu-y ran b u. il lndinasila News: Another wa to base gut rich wa to have bought term. ntngneso brfnre tha war fur M ton nd sold II now for H ton H it that way also moat of na ill. In t think of aprlligftehl Ittipuiilli an The lalett l pill ahow that the niuihalmsi d atli tioil 1 1 r 1 1 nf the I'liiird Hiatis aunt la )lug r a die nt wiok lit Miklo t n.r ft -eta were auiipiiamt to b hiii i-lt the man, ni t lla.ui was tu tilunir Cletaland I'lttn lnlrr It tie u i that 011 nf tha lailwav i-irin u to on raid Ih Wiitita iliuiun cat J'ct an eieiii a Hi 1 an thin up iini'tiuog inm ' dignified and iimie iiai, aa i ni t a 'last tall tr th ipiiic ur will h beard tIHnoi Anietti an T' a aitaii"ii evat tha p'lia at gumlinii timu I iliuei . lata a f si iiMtian a,u,t !' 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