TIIK REE: OMAIIA, MONDAY, MARCH (?, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD RQ3EWATKR. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. The Bh Publishing Compsny. Proprietor. TFK BL1LDINQ. rARXAM AND rayr.MTlCTCNTH. Entered st Omaha poetofnce aa secosd-elaes matter. TERMS Or TB8CBirnO?. Fy carrier By mall per month. per year. "Daily anil Punday .. S5. $4 " Jnlly without Sunday....' eve 4M FVenlng and Pun1av no Fvening without Sunday.. .JM. . ".umiav Bee only M .......... Soe I.M Pally and ifunday Hm, three years In adraere ...110 at fn't notice of rhtnii of ariflreaa or Irregularity In delivery to Omaha He. Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. lmlt by draft. esprees or postal order. Only twit, cent stamps received tn payment of small ar'-ounte. I'ertonsl checks, except oa Omaha and eastern ea rns ne. not accepted prncia Omaha The Bee Building. S.'uth Omib-!l N etreet t "-mcll Rhiffe 14 North Mala street. 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Governor Morehead develop niore ipecd in filling judicial vacancies than f.oea President Wilson. The democratic tempest In the congressional teapot aim mem down lo this: Back up the ad ministration or back down. 8teel makers have the same brand of worry that railroads complain of. They hardly know what to do with the business offered. Good roads to the tune of f 1,700,000 looks good at a glance to the chief beneficiaries. There are others who must be shown. As one good tarn deserves another, so the around hallowed by one good carnival of re ligion deserves another kind of a carnival. The sudden subsidence of cowboy artillery at Bt. Louis suggests an outpouring of stuplfy Ing gas hitherto barred from vocal warfare. Why stop with rebuilding the outgrown I rid re whan a new and adequate passenger station for Omaha Is an equally crying need? When the Tltanio went down blotting out acme 1.500 lives, the world was aghast When the Provence goes down with 3,000 we take it a a panning Incident. The home-coming of Colonel Bryan prom ises a lively rattling of political dry bones, tomahawks and knives. No essential will be omitted from the political scenario of springtime. The new administration of the New Harea road Is reaching vigorously for the loot of the wreckers. The Billard Interest recently dis gorged fl.2SO.000 and dodged the publicity of a lawsuit Before the month of March is ended a fourth of the states will have held their eon 'nttons or primaries to choose delegates to Chicago. The national conventions will be upon us almost before we realise It. The thundering of heavy artillery at Wash ington drowns the musketry tire from the Tryaa trenches or Dedham. Mass. George Fred Williams Is pot-shotting the administration with all the vigor of a party rebel. On two recent occasions banqueting church men have been endangered by poison one rfalirtously, the other Innocently. The leason of the text harke bark to the ancient rule of safety .for churchmen the simple life. To many trans-Altaatle tourists of happier days La Provence ranks with the Lusttanla la cherished memoriea. In its day It ws, the rreedirat of French liners and held for a time the blue ribbon of the sea. The fortunes of war mark lta passing ss the greatest marine tragedy of modem times. Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha " - emptied frost Baa rues, Jailor Carroll of tha Cuming atraat police station has mada a raquialtka to oa furnished with flypaper. Already that Institution Is Inraatad with peaky wlnsed Insects, which have auddnly appeared by tha hun dreds, and Carroll Inalata tha city mutt furnish htm with aoms meane tor relief. Joseph B- Mann, a frland and riaaaiuale of R. C. i'atteraon, haa been visiting Mr. Patterson for tha last week, and with a vtaw of buying property bare. Jeffreys Iwla completed her engagement by ap pearing aa Countess Zkka in "Diplomacy." and by urgent request agraed to remain over another day and produca "Forget-Me-Not" again. It. Gal brail b was out for a abort time after a week's iUneae. Mr. and Mr. 3. M. MatcaJf, 11J South Tenth street, are receiving sympathy of friends over tha death of tbelr lUUe 1-yee.r-oid daughter. A rumor, baaed an a private telegram, la ta the af fect that tha Thuretoa hoea mpaay baa beea barred from the eoaUSt at New Otieaaa oa protest of the team at Linoola, some thing which had been expected ajid therefore not surprtalng. Offloer William W hite mada himself popular wltn the ladles by placing a Mock of granite at the croealug at Farnajn atreet, thus getting pedestrians to cross that thoroughfare dry -shod. Tha Job waa a big one and Billy raealved tha congratulatlona of eltlsens. Mrs. Carry Wtlde Human, wife of Oorge W. Mo man. and one of the o!dt restdenta of Omaha, dUd at their horns on Howard street. Why a Penoial Representative T Why should the prealdent hare "a personal representative" occupying an anomalous posi tion in onr diplomatic relattonsf This question Is being asked with mere or lees pertinency with reference lo Colonel House's Iste mission to Europe supplanting the regularly accred ited ambaasadors and ministers, or at leaat taking precedence of them for the time being on ail subjects connected with war. Whatever statue Colonel House has Is wholly extra-legal, there being no law creating auch a position or making appropriation for such services. The Inevitable tendency of dispatching a para mount diplomat to a foreign conrt must be to weaken. If not diacredit, the regular diplomatic representative there. It la pointed out, however, that In commis sioning Colonel House as his personal repre sentative, the president hss done no more usurpation that he did when he sent John Llnd sa a personal apokeeman to make demand upon Huerta and at the same time made Wil liam Bayard Hale his persons! representative In dealing with Carranr.a. It Is explained that there Is as much warrant for one as for the ! other, which means that there is no warrant for either except the acquiescence of congress after the fact. The whole Idea of a personal representative merely reflects the president's conception of a personal government, that In the conduct of foreign affairs he may act with full powers and be bound by no law. The strange thing Is that this la the old monarchical principle by which ambassadors and ministers were pre sumed to represent the king or emperor per sonally, being the very opposite of the demo cratic principle of popular sovereignty, and, strangest of all Is it that this flsgraat de parture from the democratic Idea should come through a president supposed to typify democracy. Plan for the Home Beautiful. Iaat year some devoted members of the Omaha Civic league carried on a rather compre hensive campaign for the beautifying of home surroundings and succeeded in arousing consid erable Interest among the home owners. The present spring will provide the test of that effort by showing to what extent the enthusiasm then awakened yet persists. Omaha has always been a city or homes, and most of them are beautiful. Visitors invariably remark this attractive feature of onr city life. We have no alums, no tumble down streets, no hidden unsightly places, even our vacant lots flaunting their unlovely aspect openly. The flowers and shrubbery planted last spring will bloom again within a few days, but the effort at improvement should not be per mitted to Isg. Proper concern of the people for their surroundings will make Omaha still more attractive, a source of greater pride to its citl tens and of pleasant wonderment to visitors. It Is time to get busy on the campaign in which every householder is a soldier. The Lure of aa Appropriation. There la no mistaking the political genlua which fashioned the bill making a preliminary draft of 125,000,000 on the national treasury to be distributed among the states In aid of good roads. The bill passed the house of representa tives by the whooping vote of 3S1 to 81. That It failed to receive a unanimous vote is no dis credit to the author. No appropriation bill has appeared In congress In recent times more com pletely appealing to the statesmanship of the main chance. Bo-called "pork" bills, ranging from rivers and harbors to the omnibus post office building bills were necessarily limited ta their benefits, and for that reason too often provoked fierce opposition and embarrassing criticism. The good roads bill overtops all measures of the discredited class in Its nation wide reach and magnificent possibilities for "bringing home the bacon." . The UUe of the bill reads: "To provide that the secretary of agriculture, on behalf of the United BUtes, shall, In certain cases aid the states In the construction and maintenance of rural post roads.' Three methods of dis tributing the fund among the states are pro vided. As a starter, a lump sum of 166,000 goes to each state. The balance Is split In two, one-half to be distributed among the states In proportion to population, the other halt on the baals of mileage of rural free delivery and star mall rontea. The indicated distribution of the fund show that five states would each receive over 11,000,- 00, New York heading the list, with $1.64, 000. In the west. Iowa's share is $84 1,740; Kansas. 77,6: South Dakota. $317,401; Wyoming. $111,170. and Nebraska. $514,134. Before a stats gets a look at the money the bill provides that state highway supervision shall be established and maintained. The chances of a state passing up the money on this account are remote. At his opening la Baltimore "Billy" Sunday waa so d sailed by the magnificent turnout that by comparison he 'characterised Philadelphia as looking "like a piece of counterfeit Chinese money." Needless to say, Philadelphia la In censed and indignant To bo likened to Chinese money, which is not worth counterfeiting, would be bad enough, but to be likened to the counter feit is adding Insult to injury. Philadelphia has a real grievance. The appalling loss of life by the sinking of the "Provence" is emphasised by comparison with the "Titanic." which carried only half the number down to watery graves. But there were no Innocent women and children on the "Prov ence." Its pseaengers were all full grown, able bodied men, deliberately taking the chances of war. A ruling of the supreme court of New Jer sey affirms the right of the governor to rids free on all railroads of the state. Up to a recent period It was commonly understood thst the railroads owned New Jersey and officeholders enjoyed the privilege of railroad employes. If the railroads lost their grip oa the state. It is evident the officeholders retain their free riding habits. The western Iowa editors set a precedent by holding the sessions of their association la Coun cil Bluffs, with a run-over into Omaha, The Iowa State Editorial association ought to do the same thing some time, fixing dates to correspond with the meeting of the Nebraska editors la Omaha and thus get together. The Mystery of Mars oaaiaea W. Set vies. ARB they trains on Mara, or Is there nobody there ta dig? TTe whole question of tba existence and of tha activities of those Martian glarta Is again thrown Into tha melting pot by a reewnt report of the director of the British Astronomical association, who oxprnaa the belief that the "eanala" of Mare are optical Ilhialons. And this report ooinee eaotly at the moment when Perclval I well, at tha rUgwtaff observatory, an nounces that the "caeata" ta the northern hemlepha-e of tha planet are developing precieelr In accordance with expectations based on the theory that 1t la water atrpjitled by the melting of tha polar anowa whkh cauaea their visibility. ' This la really one of tha most Interesting debate, of our Una. It Is an Intellectual duty for every In telligent human being to pay attention to it. There la that other world hanging above us In the sky, cir cling with us around the son, with day and night flitting over its snrfaoe, aa ft spins on Ha axla, just ss they do over the surface of our globe, and in almost exactly the earns period of time (twenty-four hours. Its alternating seasons are Ilka ours, though each nearly twice as Ion: lta surface Is divided Into permanently marked regions which make It resemble, except In the detail ef outlines, a school globe of the earth. Ita anowy caps alternately expand and con tract about each ef tha poles, the same prenomenon that occurs about the polea of tha earth, though here tba melting Is never so extensive, because apparently, the quantity of snow Is vastly greater with us than on Mars, Alt these are facta about which there la virtually no d Input. The groat qoeetlan then Is: "la that earthlike planet Inhabited or BotT" Not te take aa Interest tn that question would be simply stupid. Oranted that wa cannot go to Mate at present; granted that'we cannot even eomrannleata with Mars at present; are those good re 'One for feeling no Interest in the ques tion whether tt la an Inhabited world Ilka ours? And as to commontoatlon, wa have made progreaa In the leaf twenty years which should make us vary chary about denying the possibility of extending com munication anywhere. Mi know that the waves of light eaaily traverse the greet gulf of space, and that electrle waves go everywhere, and light and eljo trlclty have proved themselves marvel oua Artels for us, one or the other ef them going at our bidding wherever we have tried to send them. Bat this breach ef tha queatlon is for the future. Whether we ever communicate with intelligent beinsa en another ahere of tha ethereal ocean or not. we, for the satisfaction of our Intellectual curiosity, which la one of the Indices of cur seml-divlnlty, want to know whether such beings are there or are not there. I-lfe la what Interest us, and wherever we see the slightest Indications ef Its existence a thrill of curiosity must run through us, tog-ether with a desire to find out all we can about it. Suppose that Columbus, after thor oughly exploring America, had returned with proof that It waa entirety lifeless. Europe would have turned Its hack on the new world and, not being able to sea It, aa we see the Itfaleea moon, would in ten yeara have virtually forgotten its existence. But suppose, on the 'other hand, that Columbus had come beck reporting that he had discovered simply Indications of life In America: then Europe would never have rested until It had found cut Whether that Ufa actually existed and what It waa line. There we see tha reason why Mars is vastly more intereetlng than the moon. Wa find no Indlcatlone of life oa the mace, veh lever Ufa may cnoe have adorned It, but Mare shown many features which wa know, from cur own experience, are associated with the preeeace ef Ufa. The "eajteJs are by no means the'oaly features of this kind. They, tn fact, are mere or tees mysteri ous and doubtful objects. It la usually supposed by those who sure not familiar with the subject that tha visible "canals" are the actual irrigating channels In whose artificial construction Mr. Lowell believes. In fact Mr. Lowell's idea is that those channels are too email te be seen with any telescope, and that the "canals" are simply Ions, narrow bands cf Irri gated land, which become vialble, at certain seasons, through the growth ef vegetation, stimulated by the supply of water brought from the melting polar snows. It Is a fascinating theory, for It fills ths Imagina tion with pictures of gigantic engineering operations going on there, by means of which the Irrigation Is maintained and extended. New Mr. A n ton lad 1 of tha British association avers that the 'caneJe' are not, aa Lowell asserts, un broken lines extending thousands cf miles In a great network, but that the appearance of such lines Is produced by a visual Illusion which combines a large number of separated spots, and the edgea cf shaded regions, Into the semblance of linear objoota. But even If this be so. It does not contravene the assertion that these spots never make their appear ance until the polar snows hare begun to dissolve and disappear tn the hemisphere corresponding to that In which the apota are seen. Mr. Lowell seems to have well established the fact that these things are phenomena depending upon the seasonal change which aa oa upon Mars Just aa they do upon the earth. Even If no more can be proved than that there are water and air upon Mars enough Is thereby established te warrant the hypothesis that there may be life. Twico Told Tales The Skeleton Key. "The American man la the moat sentimental man In the world." The spesker wae aa actress who forsook the stage te become an Interior decorator of the palaces of New Tork millionaires. "The American man," shs continued, "Is so senti mental that he alwaye marries for love. His heart Is Ilka that which the poet sang of, 'a casket that can only be opened by leva.' " "What about the American glrir a broker asked. "Oh. to cover the American girl's case," she .s plled, with a mischievous smile, "the poet would have to change his line to. The heart is a casket which love alone unlocks, but money makes a good skeleton key. which often produces ths same result." 8t Louis Ql obe-De rooc rat. Proof Fcalttve. They ware talking about the care of property, ant Congressman lOugen B. Heed of New Hampshire told of an Incident that happened In a suburban town. One night Smith aad Jonas called on a man who lived In the aforeaald burg, and while going toward the atatloa Bmlth auddenly turned to hla companion "Say, Jim." he Queried, "does Brown own that house or does he rent Itr" "Ho rents It," snswered Jones. In a positive tons of voice. "How do you know?" wonderlngly responded Smith. "Did he tell your1 "No. was the rejoinder of Jones. "I saw hlra striking matches oa the paint." Philadelphia TXe 8 re oh. BnS cf Rosaaa.ee. "No more shall I hear the footsteps on yonder walk just as the cloak strikes s." "Or-adous, Jeaanette!" - v "And the old parlor light will never burn low for aim again." "Tew doat rosea ttt" "I do; and furUMivioro, he will never stt em this sofa three xtlahts a weak and call xne pet names, as ha has boon doing for two yeara. 1 am astonished. " "Aad tonight I am going te bom all the old love letters ta my cheat of drawer a" "B-but why Are you going to discard him?" "Plscard him! Why, you goose. I am going to marry him!" Pittsburgh Ch'oni le-Telegraph. rim Kdaratlna aad XfrrM t . OMAHA, March 4-To the Editor of The Bee: The last quarter century haa seen greet Improvements In the schools or America, m the same period they bare had to meet much crltldem. some ft If tllflt Kl.t MiiK . t nnlnal lunauM based on the Implied assumption that tne einoois are wholly responsioie for the education of our children and vntlth- tfriuratlnn In tha ma afia-tha fashioning of tha body, mind and spirit into an errlrient Individual, depends upon the home, the achool, and the other factors In community Ufa. The Increase In the complexity cf life has placed Increasing burdens cn ths school, though ths child sttends it only five or six hours a day about X4 daya of the M days. But he la receiving Impres sions, developing tendencies and habits in all his waking hours, fifteen or six teen of them each day, and the year tound. An Important part, an Increas ing part, but only a part of his real education for efficiency can possibly be In the hands of the school. The home la still tha greatest educa tional Institution In apite of Its losa of Influence In many cases, ft ought ai- waya to be so, berauae It concerns mora of the time of the child, affects enoro ' of Ita habits, and can make a more In timate and effective Impress than can the school. The National Bureau of Education of vVashlntoa la putting much of Its emphasla on tha necessity of fostering the Influences of the tra ditional American household, of rehab ilitating the power of home life, of edu cating men and women to their respon sibilities as home makers, home keepers and horns educators. But home and school together are a long way from covering the educational problem, and aa too often constituted powerleaa to control It. The time be tween the two, the after achool hours, the f-aturdays, the summer months this uncontrolled segment In the life cf the young Is a vital factor In education, that must be reckoned with. The products cf thousands cf homes and schools have been rout Hated by It Whether educe-. tlon Is more or less efficient depends largely upon it. The Influence of homes vary, and In some parta of communities the effect on children and youth cf this leisure time becomes greater, be cause of the ineffectiveness cf home life. In aomo caaes home influence bas been hopeleasly lessened. But even where both homes and schools are cf the beet, there Is often neglect cf the common play of the children and youth. The great contribution of the play ground and recreation movement In this country is that It has demonstrated that towns and cities can make the neglected play time and leisure hours an upbuild ing, educational and social force. This has been made possible because people realise that the kind of pier Ufa, the leisure conditions, are a community re sponsibility not within the power of any one home to control. Organised oppor tunities for play and good recreation furnish to children and youth liberty for the right sort of occupations In stead of a license which Is without re straint, or In piece of no good oppor tunities whatever. It can bo readily seen that tha use of leisure Involves Tooth work, and play. It Is for this reason that the hundreds of cities maintaining recreation eysteme consider playgrounds, ehlloren'e gardens, msnuai training, aoUvltlea cf Boy Scouts, soda! pleasures that are profit able, opportunities for ood music, etc as part of the sasas movement. The play ground or the recreation center m a school Is the natural starting place for effective good uao of leisure. Intelli gent direction, and organised- methods In close alliance with home and school will produce leisure Urns conditions that are pleasant and at the same time a real contribution to education In its broadest w,ns. O. IL BNOLJSH, Buperlntednent at Public Recreation. Me. IksWs View of h Wnr. OMAHA, March A-To the Editor of The Bee: I have notloed Ex-Governor Shaw-a article on "Preparedness." and as he Is a man of reputation and ability I think it would be an Important means of Increasing our Information and clari fying cur thought to examine closely scms of his expressions. I am not mak ing an argument on preparedness, but purpose to call attention, to eoree of Mr. Shaw's words respecting the attitude of this nation. He says: "We are making no friends and placing no belligerent un der obligation to come to our assistance when the great day of reckoniifg shall arrive," Of course he does not mean that we should be so foolish as to try to hold the friendship of both sides by doing favors to both. His words Imply that we ongnt to abandon the purpose of maintaining neutrality, and that it Is impossible or tmprecttcabea te hold a neutral attitude and retain the friendship and respect cf the other nations. If all the neutral na tions adopted Mr. Shaw' a view, all would become Involved In the war. And If this is the right view, then what the world needs Is something of the nature of the great deluge which Is said to have de stroyed all the people cf the world except a few who wore saved to re-populate the earth. I guess ws must mark Mr. Shaw as a jingo. I believe that In the coming preelden tlal campaign ether Issues will be suo ordlnated. and a great majority of the voters will vote tor tho candidate who seems best qualified to hold the ship of state to a neutral course. B URIAH F. COCHRAN. Weesitr Wtleoa Wnratauga. SILVER CREEK.- Neb., March A To the Editor of Tho Bee: Says R. U. Met calfe: The sinking ef the Lusltanla was ths moat wanton, cruel murder In tho hlatory of nations. If Germany is willing to be judged by that awful deed then eho la already doomed and damned." Without making any attempt ta defend Germany for the sinking of tho Lusitanla, th ouarh that act is easily susceptible of a good defense, let us admit for the moment, that this characterisation of it la not over-drawn and fully Justified. But taking that view ef the matter. In what light does tt leave President Wilson whom Mr. Metcalfe and other eycophantio flatterers continually laud aa a paragon of virtue aad wise etatemanshlpT Not only had Oermeay declared certain watwe a war son aad sivaa xtoOoe to the world that aha would use her sub marines te sink just such ships as shs still Insists the Luaitaala te have bee a, but her agonta. through advertisements In tha New Tork papers, had apeclflcaly warned prospective travelers agalnat taking passage on the Lusttanla. If, now. President Wilson before the sailing cf the Iisltanla had officially advised Am ericana not to travel on belligerent res eels, aa in the Interests of humanity nnl good government he should have done. Vsnderhllt. Elbert Hubbard and 1 other Americana, now lying at the bot tom of the sea, would today be alive and well. That, he might have dona under protest aa a matter ef expediency, but without any sacrifice of honor or prin ciple, and could atlll have insisted on our "rights," ss he viewed them, snd guaran tees for the futura Just precisely as he has been rrolng. If, after the sinking of the Lualtanla, Wilson had sent out elmi far warnings, an American consul who went down with the Persia, and Ameri cana on a half dosen other torpedoed vessels would atlll he ellve. And evan now If he would send out auch a notice aa congressmen wiser than he threaten to force him to do. no more American Uvea need thus be lost, and perhaps an Infinitely dissstroua wsr be averted. But, no; our schoolmaster president prefers rather, to insist tenaciously on a little red tape, the strict enforcement of Inter national blue laws and swapping Ameri can Uvea for German gulden. If, as Mr. Metcalfe says, the Germans wantonly took American lives. President Wilson by the exercise of a little horse sense, a commodity of which he seems to be absolutely destitute, might have saved them all. On whom Is the greater respon slbilltyT CHARLES WOOSTER. Boaqart for Osaaha Schools. LINCOLN. March t-To Ths Editor of The Bee: I wleh to congratulate the city of Omaha cn the excellence of the manual training In the public schools, especially the pottery. Last week, while In Omaha, through the courtesy of the menus! training sup ervisor. I had the pleaeure of visiting the large kiln where all the pottery made by the pupils Is fired snd glased. I was pleased to find thst ths supervisor has an assistant who gives his entire time to this Important part of the work. Some of the modeling waa ao remark ably well done that ' I wondered If a potter'g wheel had not been used, but I found upon inquiry, that the pupils make hand built pieces only. Their long train ing In bench work, wood carving and other manual arts has obviously helped to make them unusually skillful In the pottery. ft may be assumed that I speak of this matter with some authority, since the modeling and staling of art pottery Is my specialty. For three years I have don glaxlng and firing of pottery for the Perj State Normal school, and also for the public schools of Lincoln, and the aub ject of pottery haa been mv luriimii.. study for some dosen years. Miss O. M. ABBOTT. GRINS AND GROAffSt Friend (happening lon I !av. old chap. Is that you under the car you wer so sure vou rouM drive all rlit ? Overturned Autolst Yea. I'm here, hut vou ran t say this Is a horse on mc Baltimore American. "Ar you really the seventh son of a eevertth son?'' "Yes. but I don't d, any prophesying or clairvoyant work." "It lan't that. I was Just wondering If I eouldn t get your family clothing busi ness: thata all. "-Louisville Courier Journal. "I see Mrs FluNlnh hss her children's pictures In all tho Sunday papers." "The rlaht spirit. I think I know It Is unfsshlonablc to hsve children, but If you have 'em, make tne best of, says I," Kansas City Journal. "Why do you call your mule, 'Philip pines ?' "A gemman came along an' told tne dat 'nd he a good name," replied Mr. Erastus Plnklev. "I were 'scuasln' de anlmel wir 'lm an' I told Mm I wasn' made tip In my mind whether I'd hold on to Mm or try to trade Mm off or lose Mm." Washington 8tar. A ito man he has "touched"! Thanks, old rhap. But what la this little pamph let you handed me? B Oh. I always hand one of those out with a loan. It tells how to strengthen the memory. Boston Transcript. The sphinx pronounced a riddle. "How many ejlrl would swim out be yond the danger line if the llferuard was a woman ?" she asked. New Tork Run. She waa doing her best to make full use of her leap-year prerosratl ve. "I am a poor girl, as you know," she eald, "but If the devotion of a true and loving heart goes for anything with you " "Oh. it goes with me. all right." Inter rupted the practical young man, "but "I'm afraid It won't go with the grocer and the. butcher." Indianapolia Star. "It Is 11 o'clock. Tou must go now." "Hut I still hsve much to say to you," pleaded the young congressman. "Really my parents won't permit me to entertain company any later." "Then T ask for leave to extend mv remarks In the Record er that Is. good night. Miss Vanessa." Baltimore American. THE HOME TOWN. Editorial Snapshots Pittsburgh Dispatch: With atl respect to seme of ths experts, this talk about the utter tncanaHv r brings to mind tho predictions of 19 that the Spanish would wipe cur ships off the sea. Indianapolis News: On second thonoit It would appear that aoma of one vociferous statesmen are rather wmA hf during last week's flurry, things didn't go rar enough ror an official record to be made of their enthusiasm. , Baltimore American: A census taken in a co-educational Institution disclosed the fact that tha dear alrll were more in terested In securing husbands than riches. Anotner demonstration, obviously, of the fallacy of ths higher education. ' Philadelphia Ledger: Benator cinea'a in tellectual processes are difficult to fol low wben he says that he Introduced his resolution forbidding Americana to travel cn belligerent warsh'ps because he wished te uphold American rights. a New Tork World: Ex-Senator TTene Gasaaway Davis, who ones honed tn h. vies president cf the United States, aspires now, at ninety-three, to become the only centenarian president of a rail road. Providing that the rears shall be kind, he will meet no ocnoalrlon tn ih. fulfillment of this later ambition. Signs of Progress Thirty million nasaenawre mm en ferryboats in Ssn Francisco bay with out injury through accident during ths year ending June to. JilB. In tha last twenty-five yeara. It la atatan1. nniv tn, deaths have resulted from ferry mishapa. A Binrla gallon nf v-kII- 4ii -hi. ICO eowai hale four tons of hay, mix thirty-five cubic yarda of cement, move a ton truck fourteen miles, plow three-fifths of sn sere Of land or r.n.M f a.tCft electricity to illuminate a farm house tor ininy nours. There are twice aa mu Mmu tn t fe rn I ted States sa In lWa three times many ss at the outbreak of the civil war ana nve times as many as In WO. The Increase between lfio and 191S a have been equal to the entire population at tha time of the revolution. Edgar A. Guest. In Detroit Free Press. Borne folks leave home for money. And some leave home for fame. Some seek skies always sunny. And some depart In ahame. I car not what the reason Men travel east or west. Or what the month or season The home town Is the best. t 4 The home town is the glad town Where something real sbldes, "Pis not the money-mad town That all Its spirit hides. Though strangers scoff and flout It And even Jeer its name It has a charm about It No other town can claim. The home-town skies seem bluer Than sklea that stretch away, The home-town friends seem truer And kinder through the day. And whether glum or cheery Light-hearted or depressed. Or struggle-fit or weary I like the home-town best. Let him who will go wander To distant towns to live. Of soms things I am fonder Than all they have to give. The gold of distant placea Could not repay me quite For thoae familiar faces That keep the home-town bright. PIMPLES ON FACE BURNJIIICH Became Worse and Worse. Face Disfigured. In Blotches. Were Red and Scaled Over. HEALED BY CUTICURA SOAP AND OINTMENT "I had pimples on my face which gradually became worse and worse all the time. They burned and Itched and I would wake up often at mgnt ana my race would bum dreadfully and It was disfigured for the time being. At Arret the ptrnples were In blotches but gradually scat tered, and they were red and festered aad also scaled over. "Then I got soms CuMeura Soap and Ointment. At first I nut the Cutlcura Olnt. ment on and then I bathed my face with . warm water and Cutlcura ftoap. and I had not used them more than two weeks till I noticed a change and now my face is entirely healed." (Signed) Miss Marie OhiisOansen, Route J, Neoia, Iowa. July 25, ms. Sample Each Free by Mall With S3-p. Skin Book on request. Ad dress post-card "Catirera, Dept. T, Bee. teat." Sold throughout the world. ADVERTISING ' GARNER 5- EVANS Qa? rJstlBldg. Douglas esaS MULTIGRAPH DEPT. HOTELS AXD RESORTS. MOTELS AMD RESORTS. 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