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ROEEHT HUNTER. Kcta ry Public.
Subscriber leaving the city temporarily
bould hare The IJee mailed to them. Ad
dreaa w ill bo changed M often M requested.
When nurses disagree, It devolves upon the
doctor to decide.
If necesssry. our present accommodating re
publican poatmaaler might perhaps be persuaded
to bold over indefinitely.
It is evident from the report that the Steel
trust Is able to sit up and sit In to another of
those celebrated Gary dinners.
Our Congressman Lobeck will try for another
term which means that he has placed aa order
for a fresh supply of gum shoes. .
The next danger confronting players In the
primary election game is an autograph-collectors'
trust to bull the market for nominating pe
titions. '
For the first time since the reformation of
the. Union Pacific, . resident of western Ne
braska are getting next to the utility of ltt
curves.
This Is the day specially proclaimed by
President Wilson for contributing toward the re
lief of the Jewish war sufferers in all the war
ring countries.
Successive announcements of ambitious can
didates make It certain that those supreme Judg
ship jobs will not go a-begging In Nebraska for
dearth of "nonpartisans."
Now the tug-of-war swings to the graveyard
of Adam. Soldiers ailing there have some as
surance of mingling their bonea with those of
their ancestors. No other battlefront can boast of
.ik attraction.
At 1 cent a pound.' the official wholesale
i price for potatoes In Berlin, the commission
men of the German capital must envy the un
restricted reach of their brethren of the middle
v.st for the dollar a buehel.
BMMeanMeMaaenaaMBBBeaaeaeRHM
Any port in a storm. The sudden revival by
the democrats of the tariff commission scheme
at this time Indicates the urgency.of sidetracking
a disagreeable Issue for a year or two. De
mocracy dreads the mual of the coming fall.
Much regret Is felt and expressed for the
indefinite postponement of the reopening of
Panama ranal, announced by General Goethals,
No doubt the raclflo railroads are sympathetic,
but the embarrassment of excess business delays
condolences.
Every new field entered by the city incurs
now liabilities, as witness the threatened suit for
damages for violation of contract in connection
with an Auditorium performance. This doe not
mean that the city should never enter new fields,
but we should understand in advance what obit
giitlona go with every municipal enterprise.
waa presented by
The Kaiser.
Regardlees of war sympathies or ueutral-
mlndedness, no one conversant with history can
but marvel at the one towering figure of this
stirring world drama. Emperor IHiam II. or
Germany, who today celebrates his 67th birth
day. Friend and foe alike recognise in him the
most potent and virile representative of the
Hohentollern honse from IU founder down the
ong illustrious line. And, however his Influence
may In the end be measured by Impartial Judges,
his limitless command of the enthuslastlo devo
tion of his people Is not to be gainsaid.
Without depreciating what was accomplished
before his accession, the Germany of today.
which Is the wonder of the world, Is the product
of the policies of William II of the man
who, scarcely emerged from boyhood, ascended
the throne amidst the fears and trepidations of
his elders and today at 67 baa all Europe dally
watching his next move with bated breath, and
the united German people, one and all, ready to
make any sacrifice for the glory of their country
as typified by Its imperial ruler. What the fu
ture still has in store for the kaiser no one can
tell, but the great scroll Is bound to carry his
name in big letters for all eternity.
Getting: Down to Brut Tacks.
Nebraska democrats are getting down to
brass tacks In the state campaign. Having
shooed all other candidates out of the ring, in-
luding our good friend, Edgar Howard, Gover
nor Morehead and Mayor Bryan are about to en
ter a finish fight for control. The governor'!
one-term pledge was long ago sent to the limbo
f other democratic promises, and he la willing
to be drafted for the third term, thus setting
new precedent for Nebraska. Brother Charlie
it to be the personal representative of the Great
Commoner in the struggle to put none but kiln-
dried democrats on guard. The record of the
present administration, in its muddling of state
business, makes a certainty that rough going
awaits the candidate, whoever be may be. The
future Is radiant with signs of trouble for the
followers of the donkey in Nebraska.
William B. Prescott's Work.
William B. Prescott is dead at Chicago. This
will not mean a great deal to the public at
arge, but to those engaged in the printing and
publishing business, and to the close student of
the economic history of our country, it means
the passing of a man of uncommon ability ant
great service. Mr. Prescott was a labor leader
of the type whose deeds were seldom recorded
on the front page of a newspaper, but who mod
estly wrought for the advancement of ths
worker and the development of a better under-
standing between employer and employed. He
was president of the International Typographi
cal union at the most critical period of its his
tory, when the Mergenthalcr typesetting ma
chine was coming into general use, and It was
bis determined stand that prevented the printers
from repeating the mistake often made by labor
in the past, that of opposing the advance in
methods of the Industry. He also pioneered the
way for the adoption of the arbitration agree
ment that has done so much to establish and
preserve peace between the newspaper publish
ers and the printers. In other ways he con
tributed to the development of the great union
of which he was executive head, and since his
retirement from office has served his craft well
as chairman of the supplemental training work
carried on by the union. A modest man, and
genial, withal, Mr. Prescott was the kind of labor
leader who really does good in the world.
A Lccturo on Swearing
Preparedness Not a Party Issue.
Congressman Mann of Illinois, republican
floor leader in the present congress, has fairly
stated the case for preparedness so far as it po
litical bearings are concerned. It is not a par
tisan, but a patriotic undertaking. The awak
ening of the country to its defenseless condition
n accompanied by the impulse to provide proper
means for the defense of the homes and the In
stitutions of the nation. . Dreams of enduring
universal peace have been completely dispelled,
and the recognition of certain unpleasant truths
emphasise the necessity for speedy and definite
action in the way of preparation for what may
occur. The great question to be determined now
is bow far and by what means shall we proceed
In rectifying a mistake. Discussion of this phase
of the question has proceeded to a point where
speedily crystallisation of opinion will produce a
definite plan, but as to Its necessity no political
division exists.
Hartford TUnee,
AIjKCTL'RH on profanity seems a shocking thing
to ba delivered before en assemblsge of women,
but really It waan't at all. On you Imagine a
talk on oatha, condemnations, end Just plain euaa
worda given In Conter Church Houee without offenao
to either the living or the departed? Furthermore,
can you Imagine such subject being treated with
C'harlea Lamb-like, with Thackerayan gentleneaa, sim
plicity, charm, grace end wltT Well. It waa; and tha
explanation la that the lecturer on swearing waan't
stevedore, a Lunnon catoby, a eea-ce'n, a boaa of
oonatructlon gang, a drill sergeant or an Irate editor;
he was Aaaoclate Profeseor Burgee Johnaon of Vaeear
college, and he spoke before the College club of Hart
ford. The Everyday Profanity of Our Peat People" waa
Prof. Johnson's eubject, end In the development of It
he eM, In pert:
I am considering It not as a moral queatlon; It I
one of taate, of propriety, of education. If It were a
morel question It would merely be the taking of the
name of the Deity In vein. Not 1 In 1.000 who uttera
an expletive or en oath hae the meaning of It In Ma
heart.
"The profanity I apeak of does not Indicate a laxity
of morels, but rather a dlaeaee of the vocabulary. The
Encyclopedia Rrtttanlca, aaya 'oatha ere promise mad,
under e nonhuman penalty of sanction.' As a matter
of fact, that oovers only one-third of the ground; oaths
divide themselvee Into three claaaes: First, the as
aeverattve; second, the denunciatory; third, the Inter
jections!. There you have your three great groups.
All three hare their counterparts In the everyday pro
fanity of our beat people. If you were aaked If you
went to church last Sunday you might say, If you
were Irish, 1 did, begorra;' or If you were a cockney,
I did a"elp me.' 8lr Toby Belch aald, 'It comes to
paaa oft that a terrible oeth with a swaggering accent
aharply twanged off. gives man more approbation than
ever proof Itaelf would have earned him.'
"In the denunciatory group are Included some great
end worthy oaths. Washington facing the trator, Lee.
Farragut braving the rebel torpedoee, are examples of
the moat righteous outbursts In thla class. But, after
all, the group Is swerved from a more nobis purpoee
to be a cheap substitute for deeds. It Is eaaler to drat
a situation than to face U.
"Now I come to the third, the interiectlonal group,
with the ejaculations 'Jove,' 'gee whit,' 'gosh,' 'golly.'
'gorry and so on. Most of these were once aaaevera
tlva or denunciatory, but time has worn away their
harpneaa. Of two ancient Romans, watching the
awful performances of Veauvtua, one might properly
say, 'O Jove, look Into my heart and read my thoughta
on thla grandeur, which t cannot express,' and the
other might call on the Gemini, the heavenly twin",
to give like expreaaion to hie unutterable thought.
But their deacendanta stand In the same place, and
what do they sayT 'By Jove!' and 'Olmlny, ain't it
grand!'
"Clone ere the echoing oaths of the day when swear
Ing waa a fine art 'By the thighbone of St Anthony,
give way, varlet, ere I aplt thee through the glszard!"
was a fine old phrase, but In theae days when auto
matic revolvers hold away It la hardly brief enough -there
1 do time to aay It. Oone are the clouoVapllttlng
denunciations of those maater of vituperation, the
fathera of the church. When we fling out the high
Bounding phrasea they aeem empty and void of life.
They were worked to death.
"Oone are the fine otd oaths. Where T Their parts
may all be found In the dictionary. Tou may recon
struct the mammoth, but he will not rumpet for you.
"Poor oatha! Once appeals to heaven, they have
become substitutes for conversation. 'Well, well,' what
doee thla come fromT It's no fit reply to an Important
communication. 'It's a beautiful day,' too, has been
used so much as a substitute for "good morning tt
loaes all Its force. We are simply handing you In
place of conversation a draft upon the bank that must
be cashed. In other words, we fill up the gap In the
conversation until we can pay the debt.
"Verily, verily' what has become of It? What
have we done to 'very,' to truly r
"The conclusion of the matter is:1 I do not argue
for the destruction, but for the conversation of pro
fanity. I would aay to my eon: 'Young man. you may
have for conversational use two damns between now
and Easter.' What would be the result! A trying
situation would come up; the boy would want to uae
one of his damns, would stop and reflect that a greater
emergency might come when he would really need It,
and so It would go. And If oa Easter morning he
ahould wake up with the reflection that he waa still
two damns to the good and might spend them with
damage, I don't think that either he Or the day would
be harmed by his letting them lip than and there. .
"How would I limit the 'swearing of your members?
I would say: 'Madam, between now and the end of
the week I will not allow you any Very. The effoct
on your vocabulariea would be desirable, Tn the same
category are 'perfectly lovely,' 'goodness gracious' and
'oh,' my.' " ...
A unl'iue elshi aa presented by tne prairie
schooner on runners whli-h anchored In front of the
1'axton amidst the wintry blaata, a M aheet Iron
stove biased In frort. Industriously disposing of tiny
chips of pine on which It was fed. While all with
out waa cold, the three occupants were comfortable
and clx-err.
Mr. W. II. Clark of Newton, Kan., was united In
marriage wttb Mlm Uvrtrude Touaalln by Dean Mills
puugh at the Tousalln restiienca at Twentieth anj
t'hicago. Tbe biV- waa attired in a plain traveling
ditea and after the wedding breakfast, the newly
married couple left for a southern trip, after which
they will locate at Newton, where Mr. Clark la cashier
of a bank.
. The coasting carnival la now an assured fact for
nest Saturday night, the committee oa subacrlpttons
having already secured ISO oa expenses. The mem
bers were busy going to different residents on Dodge
street requesting them to light up their homes for
the carnival.
An enjoyable sleighing party provided the glorious
ride last ntgut from Omaha to Bellavue, where the
company was entertained at ehe residence of Mr. A.
WrUfat. - Those in the party Included Mlsaee Jennie
Arthur, Nellie Arthur, Mary Wright. Annie Firth,
Annie Belle Hutchlria, Mary Hutcblns, Clara Rad
citffe and Messrs. J. E. Smith. Arthur Eaowden, Mo.
Candiah, White, Burplesa and Bungle nd.
Tbe Apollo Social club bald forth at Light Ouarde
hall. Members of the committees la chars e were O.
J. Bternedorf. II. J. Fuller, F. II. Koatera, T. E. Jones,
A. J. talon. L K. Mooney and W. J, Ward.
Wesitrook and Hacker, the bicyclists, write t-
friends that they are now to tUe City of Mesloo Wllb
'na hrollieis' circus.
Adopting Republican Doctrine.
Slowly but surely Ephralra I being weaned
from bia Idols, and the democrats are abandon
ing the dogma of the father of that supposedly
unchangeable party, President Wilson now an
nounces himself a committed to the policy of
dealing with the tariff through a permanent
nonpartisan board, charged with the duty of
making full inquiry, collecting information, and
formulating schedules. This Is exactly the plan
adopted by the republican, under the last ad
ministration of that party. It waa then violently
attacked by the democrats, who, on coming to
power, tore up the Payne-Aldrich bill, framed on
the report and recommendations of a tariff
commission, and substituted the Underwood bill,
which haa failed in every particular. The demo
crat also destroyed the tariff commission, by re
fusing to make appropriation for Its continuance.
Experience still keeps school at the same old
stand, and the tuition fee are as high as ever.
It Is, however, encouraging to note that the
democrats who have been attending classes there
are showing sign of having learned something.
Twice Told Tales
The famou June admonition, "Don't rock
the boat," (till commands Colonel Bryan's loy
alty. He ba no Intention of pursuing the presi
dent not now. A few weeks later, after the
president come ashore, the colonel will throw
a few vocal shell Into the prepared nee
schooner, not because be loves the administra
tion less, but be need the exercise.
The Tentonlo occupancy of Scutari signalise)
the doom of both 6erbla and Montenegro, for the
present, at least, and shortens the road to Salo
nlki by half. A port on the Aegean Sea ba bee
the dream of tbe Hspsburgs for half a century and
the prospect of realisation lends a joyful glow
to the lengthening shadows of Francis Joseph.
'rioodoeee;.
Appealing to a lady for aid, an old darkey told
her that through the Dayton flood he had lost every
thing he had In the world. Including his wife and six
children.
"Why, said the lady, "I have seen you before
and I have helped you. Were you not the colored
man who told me you had lest your wife and six
children by the sinking of the Titanic?"
"Teth, ma'am, dnt wus me, Mos' unfort'ntt man
dat eber wus,' Kalnt keep a fara'ly nohow." 8mi
Francisco Argonaut.
Gettlasj Posted.
One of the freshmen at Tale Immediately applied
to the proper officer of the university upon the day
of his entrance Into that Institution for Information
touching his father's stay there before him.
"I should Ilk to see my father's record." said lie.
"He was In the claas of IB."
"I shall be glad to ehow you the record." aald tha
orncer, "but have you any special reason for con
sulting ur
"Well." aald the youth, "when I left hum. .4
told me not to disgrace him, and I wish to see Just
how far I can go." New Tork Times, g
People and Events.
The fish story seaaon la not yet open, but prac
tice Is proceeding. A Jersey amateur reported having
cast a line baited with a lighted cigar and hauUd
out a fish which calmly blew rings from the butt.
Next.
Owners of "war brldra" are not the only Walllng
forda oa the pike. The wife of a Boston oandy maker
tipped a waiter with S1.0U0 bill, but subsequently
changed her mind and the bill, substituting a
tenner.
A son of sunny Italy, noted tor hia Industry
In kissing other women than his wife, was handed
this by a New Tork court: For one year you are
to kiss nobody but Alice, your own wife." isn't
that awful oa a man of diversified tastes T
Somehow a small cartridge slipped Into the pipe
of Charley Rutledge of Cnlonville. N. J. When the
smoke of the explosion lifted Charley was found
with a bit of the stem between his teeth, his eyes
doped with aahea and the glass of a wall picture
shattered,
Bernard do Clark of Petersen, N. J, doeen't hide
his heart's desire under his rest. Hla pockets bulge
with a salary of tit a week and a ready bought
diamond ling, both ready for the right girl,. "It
you want an Ideal husband." he says in a want ad,
"one who la a home lover and a sweet tempered
man, here le your chance." Say, girls. Isn't Barney
a dcir?
TeatlnaoBlal of r Patient.
OMAHA. Jan. !.-To the Editor of The
Bee: I was urprle snd shocked at the
article In your paper headed. "Nurse
Tells Startling 6tory of Conditions at
City Hospital." Tortunatety for relatives
and friends of those who are afflicted
with contagloua diseases and are confined
In this hospital, I have had occasion to
know existing condltlona.
By reason of the fact that my niece Is
a patient there, seriously 111 with scarlet
fever and complications. I have frequently
visited the emergency hospital and know
that ehe. aa well as ethers, have received
the moat careful attention, and that gen
eral satisfaction pervades the Institution.
Being Interes'-ed In clvlo conditions and
the general welfare of the city, I have
made it a part of my duty while there
to particularly observe care of all pa
tients, and have personally visited them
for thla purpose, as well as to offer a
word of cheer snd comfort. While there
1 have been required to take the aame
precautions that physicians take, and
have found disinfectants available at any
time.
In talking with those afflicted I have
endeavored to ascertain If there has been
any neglect or Incompetency on the iart
or physicians or attendants, and I am
pleased to say that without a single ex
ception all spoke in the highest praise of
care received, this applying to city
charges as well as those who are paying
for service. MRS. F. J. BIR.SS.
Chairman Clvlo Committee Omaha Wo
man s Club.
(Jetting Together.
OXFORD. Neb.. Jan. S.-To the Editor
of The Be: Poms of the leaders of the
so-called progressive Dart have itvr.
tlsed a convention to m-c-t in m,!.,.
" ... V.U1 ,w
at the same time that tha natmnii nnnh.
Mean convention la to he rsiii Th.
men. after proclamtng that their party
came Into existence like the republican
party, to contend for a great moral
principle, proceeded to comnllment them.
selves for their patriotic work and wound.
up oy rearrirmlng their faith In that
historic Jumble called their 1912 nl.t.
form. They somewhere let It be known
mat should the republicans nominate
the progressiva candidates and swallow
their pet platform, they would then go
imo uie repumican party, but made it
clear that they would leave the door
open so they could come out with as
big a following as possible whenever
mey reit they were not getting proper
attention.
As a republican I have always believed
nd worked that the Part should h.
responsive to tha naonle'a needs mm
their wishes. I realise that harmony Is
much to be desired In the party organisa
tion and is necessary that success and
good results may bo accomplished, but I
believe that It should be an honorable
harmony and not Just a political com
bine to secure office.
The thousands of republicans who were
carried out of the party in 1912 by the
sophistries of the progressive movement
are back In tbe republican nartv tnri v
In fact, a great majority of them nevar
contemplated leaving the party, but
could not resist folio wins- their nntlf.l
Idol, Theodore Roosevelt. Now we find
tne leaders of the mlsnomered nmmu.
slve party without a following, yet pos-
sesaea or cheek to run a bluff in hopes
of dictating terms. That party was or
ganised for the advancement of no moral
issue, but pure unadulterated spite, and
for the solo purpose of defeating the
republican party and Its candidates. The
proof of this statement need not rest on
my assertion, but 'has substantial proof
in me position Us leaders took In Cali
fornia. Nebraska and other atatea t de
fraud the republican voters at the polls.
The party split over Taft and Roosevelt
is a wing or the past and I can work
witn a man who did not vote t aa
and was not bashful about styling htm-
seir a progressive whila stigmatising me
as a stand-natter. I can loka with him
over past differences and stand with him
snouiaer to snouwer In building up the
republican party, not simply to capture
the offices and administrative nreattve
but that it may be as It always haa
neen a party with a sane, workable
policy that will bring nrosperttr and
respect to our government and will
place men at the head with a caliber and
statesmanship by which the civilised
world may know that we have a stable,
honest and efficient policy, that will be
fearlessly administered in our domestic
and foreign relations. On the other
hand, I have nothing in common with
me oun moose organisation and no 'use
for a fuslonist. and I serve notice that
any bifurcated candidate who files as
reing a member or the republican and
also of the progressive party, will find
one republican vote missing In the final
count A. C. RANKIN.
Simple, Oh, So Simple.
NORTH LOUP. Neb.. Jan. 26. To the
Editor of The Bee: I might describe the
shell of which a ujte appeared In The
Bee a few weeks ago. The object Is to
get the greatest amount of the highest
explosive known to chemical science
within a shell which may be fired from
the high-powered guns. Vou ask how this
may be done, knowing that tha very high
explosives are so very sensitive to vibra
tion. The real problem was to arrange
the mechanical part of It to a simplicity.
I have done a great deal of work on the
design to arrange tbe parts and reduce
the parts to four or five pieces which
will stand the shock ef the gunfire. The
shell Is to be arranged Into as many
separate compartments running tha full
length of it as there are elements com
posing the explosive. In the center Is a
small barrel an inch In diameter, run
ning parallel. Within thla barrel la an
auger, either end running through wooden
pistons which close the ports of the com
partments to the barrel. This auger.
when It begins Us rapid movement after
tha discharge of the ahell, by a time fuse,
draws the pistons off from the ports,
forming a bearing for the ends of the
auger. This Is effected by a tight and
left thread on the ends of the auger. A.
liquid explosive Is to be used. It Is gen
erally known that the elements of nitro
glycerine and other high explosives are
harmless until they are combined. Those
elements are run Into the ahell from the
side and plugged. The elements are not
put in until the shell Is to ba uad.
Two or three minutes after the ahell la
discharged the auger begins the rapid
movement and draws the chemical ele
ments through tbe barrel and back
through compartments. This gives a thor
ough mixture within thirty minutes. The
rear of the shell has still another com
partment, which is set Into the mala part
by pressure and welded. This Utter part
Is again divided Into small compartment
for tbe fusee, dry batteries and the small
dynamo, which Is located In the center
and made a part ef the auger. There la
also a compartment for a small charge
of powder, which Is discharged by the
time fusee. After the combination of the
elements. The back pert of the shell Is
so arranged that the shock of the gun
does not affect It It Is all controlled by
double or triple fuses. The parts may
be cast and the central barrel reamed.
The mechanical parts would not coot
110, and so arranged that the shock of
the gunfire should not disturb them. A
twenty-Inch shell ahould carry from
twrnty to thirty gallons of the hlehest
explosive known to chemical science. The
dynamo remains locked until released by
the fuse. The latter compartments are
aesMMe, being round and loneitudlnal.
This gives plenty of strength when cov
ered with caps, that the discharge of the
gun will not break through. This Is a
general description only. The object of
the shell is to lift a fortification about a
mile lilsh, with no respect as to wherj
It will alleht. The ahell may be made to
carry twenty miles. The construction Is
Very simple. WALTKR JOHNSON.
CHEEKY CHAFF.
"Wss that operation you performed
successful, doctor?"
"I can't tell yet. The patient's widow
won't pay my fee. and my lawyer ad
vises suing the estate." Baltimore Amer
ican. First rtoy What Is this big-brother
movement.
Second Boy Well, as I understand it,
never lick any boy who has a big
brother. Life.
jKf FIANCE AW I HAVE HA1
A QUARREL -VMO SHOULD
tSPEAK FlRSff
HAVE CErfJflAL fTY0U
80TH OH "THE PH0NFAND
tern SAVHFUO'Ar TTHF
SAME TIME'.
"What's the honeymoon, pa?"
"The honeymoon, m v son. is the only
period In a man's life during which he
considers It funny to come home and
find that his dear little wife hasn t dinner
ready on time." Boston Transcript.
Minister Tommy. I'm surprised. Don't
you know that good little boys don't
skata on r?undsy7
Tommy lea, an' I m giaa aey aon t
dere'e more room on de Ice for us boys
who do. Boston Transcript.
Oeora-e (nervously) Madge, dear, I am
about to ask you to
Madre (bresklna In) Walt Just a mm
lite while I fix my hslr. (She runs out
of the room, and returns holrtlna a dicta
graph behind h-r.) Speak loudly, dear,
I've got a cold. Siren.
Edith I wss surprised to hear of your
enasement to Mr. lUillyon. Wss he the
only man with sand enouuh to propose?
Aiarle Oh, no; but be was the only one
with rocks enough to Interest me. Bos
ton Transcript
"Do vou think your husband's taste In
music is Improving?" ...
"oh, yes. I can't break him of the
habit of going to sleep at a concert. Rut
h Hiwin'l annre mm much Off the key
as he used to." Washington Star.
THE DREAMERS.
Facrarpento Bee,
I like to think that hUh upon some stsr.
'Mid Plllard beauty all past dreamers
The souls that saw great visions for the
world.
Who dnred the heights and sunmost sails
unfurled.
And, ss Columbus never fainted at the
helm.
But steered straight for the undiscovered
realm.
Black though the night upon the win
nowed wave.
Rebellious though all frightened spirits
rave
I like to think that all these prophets
passed
To reglona ready for their visions vast!
I like to think that music there Is heard.
Such ss our tiny hsnda have never
stirred
A avmphony that rings upon the ear
As mighty as the clang of sphere on
sphere,
A harmony by Thor-llke hammers
wrought.
Timed by the throbbing metronome of
Thought)
Creating masterpieces for the universe.
In which the dreams of ages they Im
merse, t'ntll the planetary pulso will bring
To earth some echo of the song they sing!
I like to think that listening dreamers
here
Will catch some message from that ring
ing sphere.
However faintly, yet will weave It In.
An anthem loud shove the Idle din.
t'ntll all men will hear Its beat In awe
And nearer to world unison will draw.
The moving word will point the path to
peace
And all the urge of armament will cease.
While nations will forget their warning
hate
And fabrics, hitherto undreamed, create!
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621 Residents of Nebraska
registered at Hotel Astor -during
the past year.
E3
lOOORoonk 700 with Bath.
A cuisine which has made
the Astor New York's leading
Banqueting place.
Sing! Rooms, without bath, 2.00 to fc-M
Double ... 3.000 4.0
Single Rooms, with bath, 3.00 to 6.00
Double ... 4.00 to 7.00
Parlor, Bedroom and bath, fiojoo to fif-oo
a o
TIMES SQUARE
At RroacWav. aatYi to Streets tn renree r-C M..V" 1,'. ,. t
p tt . -.v. tt vlk auum
and business activities. In close proximity to all railway terminals.
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Chicago Psannsir TeraOaal. Chicago t North Western Ry.
FAST SPLENDIDLY EQUIPPED fILUK3
CMOg and the ISSlt
Over a double track system with automatic
. electric safety signals oil the way from Omaha
to Chicago.
7 DAILY VBUiWS-7
all arriving at Chicago in the new Passenger Terminal
Chicago & North Western Ry.
convenient to hotel and shopping district.
DAILY SERVICE:
Leave Omaha.. 7:30 a. m. Arrtre Chicago.. IU43 p. so.
" ..12:30 . . " " .. rkdScwSBV
84 OO bv. n.
&3S P.
M .. 8:00 ft, aa.
" ..10:10 p. sa.
.. 1:20 sw am.
7:34 a. ma.
..11-00 a. so.
.. 9:30 su am.
..11:30 a. sa.
.. Z:00 p. sa.
Parlor Car on 7:30 a. m train. Obeervatioa and Sleeping Cars
on other trains.
Overland Limited 0O0 p. en. extra-fare train lor first-das sleep
inf car passengers only.
Los Angeles Limited 10:10 p. m. train for sleeping car pas
sengers only.
The Best of EvcrytMns;
fVk. rssarvaHens snd IntonaatUa at City
TKStOrboas, 1401S Faraam Si.
tel. Douaies 2740.
JOHN M ELLEN. C A.
Gticage a North Westara Ry. -V.
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