TIIE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, .TANTAUY 20, 1016.
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abottld have Tba Bew mailed to thera. Ad
dreee will be changed a often aa requested.
It Is worth noting, too, that In tba Income
tax cut, the decision 0f the court i unanimous.
Fortnne) favors the brave. An abundance ol
presidential timber elevates tba republican party
far beyond tba naceulty of depending on one
man,
Colonel Bryan will not trail President Wilson
on his forthcoming swing round the circle. Mr.
Bryan will not let any one make out bis rout
card for him.
Wont that "dark horse" democratic candi
date for governor please trot himself out and
Identify himself before popular curiosity frays
itself to a fraxile? .
Despite bis retirement from the Stale depart
meat the spirit of Bryan remains. The Lusl
tanla conversation promises to reach the year
limit fixed by the Bryan treaties.
It Is proposed to turn the glare of "pitiless
publicity" on bankers charging usurious rates
of Interest The need of a stimulant In the asbes
tos market has been apparent for some time.
General Ooethals Is said to be now at outs
with the military commander of the Canal
Zone. Perhaps "Met V failure to dwell in peace.
and harmony down there was not all his fault
With tbe Income tax field cleared of legal
obstructions, the democratic party Joyfully whets
the knife. It Is definitely settled that no guilty
Income above $3,000 a year shall escape a sur
gical operation.
Americans entering the Carransa belt of
Mexico are now required to possess not less
than ISO In real money. This sum Is probably
intended to insure tbe undertaker against loss
on the return shipment.
Belief for Jewish War Sufferers.
The proclamation of President Wilson, mak
ing tomorrow a special day for gathering con
tributions for the relief of Jewish war sufferers,
calls general attention to tbe urgent needs of
by far the largest group of war victims because
not confined to any one country.
Heart-touching appeals have been made for
the hapless Belgians, for the poverty-stricken
Poles, for the exiled Serbians, for tbe persecuted
Armenians, but none present a counterpart of
the wretched Jews who happened to have In
habited all rf the contested war arenas, and who
have been rendered homeless and fugitive,
women and children and old men, the sick and
the helpless, almost all of their belongings gone,
dependent upon assistance for clothing and
nourishment to sustain life until tbey ran get
a foothold for a new start.
By reason of this exceptional condition, con
tributions for Jewish war relief take on no color
of sympathy for or against any of the belliger
ent nations. It is an appeal for humanity, for
a down-trodden people whose misfortunes are
in no way or tbeir own making, out wnicn are
more acute because tbey have been for centuries
down-trodden.
What Is also to be emphaslxed Is that while
relief work for the Jews bas been carried on
since the beginning of the war upon a colossal
scale. It has been financed so far wholly by the
Jewish people, without calling upon those not
of Jewish faith, who are now for the first time
asked to help In this worthy cause, growing out
of a world-wide calamity.
Germany's latest Concession. '
A note now In tbe bands of tbe secretary of
state at Washington Is said to contain Ger
many's ultimate answer to American represen
tations in. the Lusltania case. It concedes
practically everything but the main point. On
this the German government seems to be ob
durate, declining to admit that the sinking of
the passenger boat without warning was not a
proper form of reprisal. The modification of
the German admiralty's orders to its submarine
commanders, since the Incident, does not change
the principle.
This is the point on which the president has
laid greatest stress in all bis communications
on the subject. If Germany declines to go fun
ther than Is at present signified, then an im
passe has been reached, so far as this issue is
concerned. The Importance of the point Is en
hanced by reason of the fact that It is Involved
In the controversy with Austria, and the addi
tional fact that Turkey is coming to the front as
an offender In a similar way by claiming credit
for the sinking of the Persia.
The most serious phase of tbe submarine
situation bas not yet been passed, despite optim
istic reports from Washington. Tbe president's
next move will be of deep Interest to his countrymen.
Twenty Facts About
Jewish War Sufferers
II af
Fortunately, several presidential primary
slates come to taw before Nebraska does, and
will, therefore, permit Nebraska republicans to
watch the speed of the horses entered before
laying wagers on the results, in this state.
Tbe city council wants to know when the
street railway company's franchise expires. If
the problem Is as complicated as our other
franchise problems have been, it will take the
supreme court of the United States to settle the
question.
Thta old world will not reach the peaks of
perfection until Uncle Bam takes over the Job of
regulating the climbers. Owing to tbe demands
of regulating his own family, the best we ran
do for the other fellow Just now Is supply the
windmills.
When Superior Advantages Don't Count
Omaha is pronounced an Ideal location for
a government munitions plant and the assem
bling and storage of war supplies of all kinds.
From the standpoint of accessibility and trans
portation facilities, no one can successfully con
trovert this proposition, nor can any other city
of tbe middle west claim superior advantages.
But what are we to expect when we recall that
these advantages apply to other government
activities, and that since the advent of the
democratic administration, Omaha baa lost Us
Indian supply warehouse, and its army quarter
master's depot bas been maintained aa a nam
only. What are we to expect when we remem
ber the shabby way Omaha was eucbered out of
the federal reserve bankT With the democrats
running things In Washington, and the south
In the saddle of the democracy, Omaba not only
enjoys no favors, but does not get even a square
deal.
The following twenty facts are Touched for by
fha Jewlah Colonisation aaaorlatlon of Petrograd. the
Hllfsveraln der Deutchen Juden of Berlin, the Israel
Itlacha AMIans su Weln of Vienna and the American
Jewlah Relief committee of Paleatlno organisation,
all on the ground, and In a poaltloa to set first-hand
and accurate Information:
Hasela.
1. Nearly three-quartere of a million men, women
and children of Jewlah faith are homeleaa.
I. The expulsions started last May wero aystemat.
Ically followed up with decrees covering a very much
wider territory.
t. The notices to the Jewlah resldenta to leave their
homes varlea from three to twenty-four houra.
4. In addition to the phyalcal and mental a gory
cauaed by theee ex pulsion, a far mora aerloua reault
waa the breaking up of thouaanda of families, mem
bers of which were loet on tho way.
i. Old men dropped on tho road from eihauatlon.
Women In travail died. , Children took 111.
1 Tha congestion of the refugees In unsanitary
quarters In the Jewish cities raaulted In the outbreak
of Infectious and contagious diaeaaea, so that the In
fant mortality In cities Ilka Lods and Warsaw mounted
alarmingly.
7. In May of this year, and after tha ft rat expul
sion had been put into effect, tho following number
of refugees were reported by the Jewlah Colonisation
association: Warsaw, 76,000 people; VHne, U.OflO; Ra
dom, J.000; Klelca, S.000: Konak. 4,000; Minsk, S,UU;
Praaanyah, 1,600; Ouaslatln. IW; Bhakl (Suvajkl),
1,800; Lomaha, S.OOO; Khmelnlk, Province Klelca, I.W9.
Bine that time these numbers have increased almost
tenfold. No accurate figure can be given of the num
ber of refugeea because hundreds of thouaanda are
eating up their little savings, and have not registered
at any relief agency. These are rapidly reaching the
end of their resources and will soon have to fall oa
philanthropy.
I. Tha commercial life In tha Russian Pale is lying
waste. Tha merchants, great and small, are ruined,
and unemployment is universal.
5. In Poland alone there are nearly 300 towns that
have suffered materially from the war. '
10. Over 1000,000 townspeople are destitute.
II. Destitution la so wideapi ead that no one province
can be selected aa typical of the want Especially
miserable are tha resldenta of the provinces of Kovno
and Orodno, tha provinces of BeaaaraMa, Podolls and
Volynia.
Gallrla. .
11 A commission of the Jewish Colonisation asso
ciation traveled through sections of Gallcle, and they
reported that the economic waste and ruin in thore
sections were even greater than In the Russian prov
inces.
13. Even In normal times Oallcla Is a poverty-
stricken country, and now that thouaanda of towns
have been rased and destroyed, hundreds of thousands
of Jewish people are thrown on the mercy of the Tov-
ernment which givea M cents a day to each refugee,
and on tha private philanthropies, ilka tho Israelitlache
Alliens su Wain, which are so limited in thalr resources
that they continually have to plead to tbe Jewe of
America for relief funds.
U. In Vienna alone there are over 300,000 OaUctan
1 These refugees are huddled in Improvised lodg
ing houses, In atablea and basements, and In the mine
of former buildinga.
17. The soup kitchens are mobbed every day. and
while they give aid to a few hundred, needy thouaanda
are oa line clamoring for the elementary needs of existence.
11 The situation of the Hungarian Jews la those
counties bordering on Oallcla is deplorable.
Paleatia. i '.,.'
w. Tha misery of Palestine la an old story. Cut
off from communication with Europe, upon whose
capital it lives. Its cropa waated. Ita fields fallow, and
the plague destroying the orange crop, the Inhabitants
of Palestine have Indeed been in a sorry plight. Mr.
Loula U. Levin, who recently made a personal trip
with a commission through that section, reported un
equivocally that the immediate want of the inhabitants
there la for food. , -
Something drastic Immediately effective something
that will arouse more than superficial Interest-must
be done.
Eastern shipping circles appear unusually
hopeful fo early peace abroad. What basis there
is for It Is not revealed. However, they are aU
ready capitalising confidence by sprucing up
steamers for the expected rush of Americans
abroad "when the cruel war Is over."
-zrr ST
ff ' J-f t ijtrt mA M I
Balvlnra veraion of Othello, which tho great Italian
tragedian presented at the Boyd, call forth extensive
notice. lie waa aummoned time and again before tha
curtain and before the last drop ha waa treated to
aa ovation never before accorded an actor In this city.
Ha waa accompanied by Ills sua. Alexander falvliil.
who acted aa Interpreter to hie visltora. and were on
a tour, with San Francisco aa their desttnatUm. Pal
vinl aald that he expected sometime in April to join
Edwin Booth In Boston for a grand production cl
Othello In which Booth would play la go and he bis
role of tha Moor.
The Pacific Telegraph company has erected a new
counter around lis taula In the Millard hotel rotunda
behind their operator. W. B. Blake, who Is handling
their messages.
Tba Burns' society celebrated the VTHh anniversary
of Burns' birth with a ball Iq Light Guard hail, pie
cedad by aiJree and musical numbers. Tbe epea'4
era were James Andaraon. John I Kennedy, and tha
musical numbers rendered by Miss Ida L. Olbaoo, MUa
Maggie Meldrura. Mtaa Bella Owinner and W. O.
beundera and Mesera. Robertson. Bhand, II. W. Dunn.
Judge Thuratoa la recovering from his recent severe
atta k of dlptherta.
Mra. George Canftdd has gone to Pennsylvania to
viait relatives.
The committees appointed for tha proposed coast
ing carnival include O. II. Oordon, O. P. McCarty. Dr.
W. P. Wilcox. P. E. RoMnson. Luctaa Stephana, War
rn & Kifera, Arthur Guiou. R. W. Patrick. C. II.
airalUd. U. Crwucr. W. Morford and O. Li Barney.
Giving" Up the Philippines.
Tbe president and bis advisers are standing.
at the fork of the road on tbe Philippine ques
tion, and are about determined to take the on
leading to a definite) promise of Independence for
the islands within a fixed time. Probable effects
of the proposed policy are readily discernible.
The adoption of the Clarke amendment to the
administration bill will be notice) to the powers
to prepare for the grand scramble, to
see which can grab the Islands first Whether
England. Germany, Japan or any of the others,
it may be easily understood that the process of
exploitation will be smoothly resumed, and the
Filipino will soon be back where we found him.
It is admitted that the Filipino is no; ready
yet for self-government, nor is be likely to be
come so within a reasonable length of time. The
United States bas done more for the people o(
the Islands In the last fifteen years than Spain
did In tour centuries. We have set up industries,
established schools, divorced church and state,
provided for stabls government, much of the
executive and administrative authority and
power being In the hands of the natives; espe
cially is this true of the law-making and admin
istrative machinery, and have secured for the
people a greater measure of individual freedom
and security than they ever knew. But we have
not finished our work there. ,
Even with self-government, the islands will
be too weak to maintain independence, and the
likelihood that Japan will Immediately seise the
archipelago Is strong. Efforts of our government
In the Islands have been continually hampered
by the Bryanttes with their vague and Indefinite
promises. Withdrawal with the task unfinished
means the abandonment of the natives to their
former submerged condition. It will relieve us
of some expense, but what about our responsl
billty and moral obligation under the duty we
assumed in 18S8?
Twice Told Tales
Hew it Looked to Hint.
"Ah, do tell ma something about the play last
night They say that climax at the close of the third
act was almply grand," aha aald.
"Tea. I am inclined to think It waa vary good,'
he replied, without any marked degree of enthusiasm.
"Can't you describe it to mar she continued.
beaming radiantly.
"Why," explained he. "tha heroine came ataalthilv
on tha stage and knelt, dagger In hand, behind a clump
of blue ribbons. The hero emerged from a large
bunch of Ulsca and as soon aa she perceived him she
tell upon, stabbed him twice and sank, half-oousoloua.
Into a vary handsome algret This may sound a trifle
queer, but the woman In front of me came ta late for
the performance and became so Intensely Interested
that she forgot to remove her hat and that's how It
looked to me. Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Tale mt the Orient.
President Wilson's favorite limerick la brought to
mind by the following tale from tha orient Tlmur-
leak, tho Tartar Invader, was very ugly and catching
a glimpse of himself In a mirror he burst Into tears.
The court Jester began weeping also and kept It up
long after his master had stopped. Tlmur looked at
him In astonishment
"I wept with reason." he said, "at beholding my
own ugliness I tha lord of so many landa But I de
not understand why you should thus despair."
"If you. my lord." replied the jester, "wept for
two hours after seeing yourself In tha mirror for aa
Instant Is It not natural that I who see you all day
long should weep longer than you?" Boston Tran
script.
People and Events.
While he was at the White House, "at the
request of the president," to discuss the Philip
pine measure, wonder if the senator managed to
get in a word on the side to let the president
know where to get off on the Omaha poatmas
tershlp and on the Nebraska federal Judgeship
vacancy? We shall soon see what we shall see,
J span's superior knowledge of crown fash
ions appears to be responsible for deferring tbe
crowning event In China. As a regulator of fash
ions la the orient Japan baa all compedtore
backed off the Cblneee wall.
A large amount of Interior Joy pervadea the
boy land eectlone of San Franciaoo. War,
stripped the market of castor oil and it's all off on
the old reliable spring dope.
Tha leap year bachelor rarely foreaeea whence
tha hook cornea In Cleveland a woman to whom
a man gave a seat In tha atree car married him.
All he expected waa. "Thank you. -
For thirty-five years Uncle Jtromle Halgter of
Carlton. Okl.. has ahunned shoe and shoe leather
and trod his native heath with bare feet Now at
7t ha hasn't a corn or bunion or a shadow of fear of
cold feet Soma men era wise In their day, others
buy shoes.
A thrifty wife of a jersey man tn a elretch of
thirty-five years saved t30,WO out of the household In
come. She than tried to double-eroae the "old m
han ha needed a hand, but the ptaa did not
work. A court decided taat me nuaoana naa a
rtcht ta aa equal share of the savings, which
amount to a domestic square deal.
It's all off with Charley Livingstone, tbe lone
policemen of Irwin. Pa. In a letter ulttlnr the JoO
be complains: "About every time I made aa arrest
some one tried to lick ma When I eaed force I was
arrested. If I kicked aa unlicensed dog I was charged
with cruelty to animate. Now, you gat some of the
ftmart Aiecka who claim they can police thlo town
light far MS a xaeath " Oaa reu Uaow aim? .. .
Calls Ceeaaalsalaw flaa Best.
OMAHA. Jan. SJ To the Bailor of Tha
Bee: Some time ago a certain writer
wrote that the etty council Is better than
eommlaxloa form of government He
stated that 60.000 cltlsens of tha South
Ride do not receive their ah an. . But of
we consider the question we shall see
why commission form of government Is
the better.
First of all, the members of the city
council are choeen by districts or wards
and usually one member from each ward;
these, ef eourse, wish to get all they
can for their respective districts. The
commission form does away with these
evils of the ward system by electing men
from the city at large. In Chicago the
ward system led to inequality of representation.
A small body of men la better fitted
to govern a city than a large council.
composed of members who consider thero-
aelvea the special representatives of the
petty districts from which they were
chosen. The affairs of a city are neces
sarily complex and often technical jln na
ture, ana require lor ineir special man
agement skill and efficiency. City gov
ernment is often and Is, In fact compared
to the management of a buslnaaa enter
prise like a bank or a manufacturing
concern, which, as experience baa shown,
can be better conducted by a small board
of directors than by the whole body of
stockholders. Finally tha concentration
of the powers of the city In a small
body of men tends to secure a more ef
fective responsibility than can be secured
under a system in which tha responsi
bility la divided between the mayor and
council. ED CHAPMAN.
State Debts aad Prohibition.
LINCOLN. Jan. 24.-TO the Editor of
The Bee: I have had my attention called
to a circular that la being aent out to busi
ness men. especially bankers. In Nebraska,
on "Cost of Prohibition in the South."
It purports to give "some official facts
and flguYes" from "Finance, a Com
mercial Journal," published at Cleveland,
O. These ao-called facta are a reprint
from the Banking World. This matter
was furnished these paper by an adver
tising agency of New York City and has
lately appeared In a number of alleged
financial publications. The article is ad
vertising matter, pure and simple. Yet,
our wet friends are sending it to business
men to Influence them. "Finance" is
owned by the Brltton Publishing company,
which is controlled by C. A. OUs. a
broker who deals largely In brewery
stock and bonds, and who was an active
member of the wet campaign committee
of Cuyahoga county during the recent
prohibition campaign in Ohio.
Aa to the reliability of the facts, we
wish to merely give one or two Illustra
tions. "Finance" says, "for lack of funds
Georgia has been compelled to hold up
the salaries of achool teachers, and re
cently has had to place an additional
13,600,000 bond issue on the market." In
reply to this statement the governor of
Georgia has written, "The aalarlea of
achool teachers in Georgia have been paid
as promptly since the prohibition laws
went into effect as they have been paid
In the last twenty years. The I3.SO0.OOO
bond Issue was to retire $3,600,000 bonds
issued thirty years ago."
Finance." aays. "there were .179 Illicit
distilleries seised and destroyed tn 190; In'
1914 the number had risen to 308" In Ala
bama. That la true, and In both of these
years Alabama was a wet state and not
(under prohibition. Alabama's large debt
la also twenty years old, as is also the
debf of Tennessee, of which "Finance
seems to make so much. It Is also true
that Maine, Kansas and North Dakota
are all dry states, and not a single Illicit
still waa reported in the last four years.
nor was- an illicit gallon of whisky seised
in any of them.
Its complaint with relation to Virginia
is certainly wide of the mark, for Vir
ginia's prohibitory law has not yet tone
Into effect. The deficit In Wast Virginia
was ftSO.OUl In June, and yet It was wet
at that time.
While it was discussing the deficits of
these so-called dry states, "Finance'
might well have called attention to the
fact that Maryland is Juat now expert
enclng tha greatest difficulty with ita
finances it has ever had, and that
Louisiana, which ia certainly wet enough,
la the worst debt-ridden state of the
south.
It the liquor Interests hope to win the
Nebraska campaign with such slush as
this, they are certainty doomed to disap
pointment. H. F. CARSON.
Publicity Department Dry Federation.
VotlnaT SLm Aaaeaded Motion.
HUMPHREY. Neb.. Jan. 35. To the
Editor of The Bee: Please answer In
The Bee letter box the following ques
tion! At a regular meeting of an or
ganisation a motion waa made and sec
onded that a committee of three be ap
pointed to write and Invite a newcomer
to Join the organisation, aa amendment
waa made that the committee ahouid go
and see him personally; another amend
ment waa made that the chairman be
one of the committee. Both amendments
ware seconded, voted on and' carried.
than the motion, or the main question
ares asked for to be voted on. Here the
chairman ruled that the amendment took
place of tha motion., or the main ques
tion, and voting on the original, or main
Question, was not neoeaaary. Is he rifhtT
Should not the motion be voted onr
The organisation adopted Roberta
Roles of Order. Did the chairman rule
according to Roberta rules T
A READER.
Not Technically the original motion
should be put again aa amended, but aa
a shorr cut xnia ia w i von uiuaiwi,
sreeumptloe being, unless challenged.
i that all who voted for the amendment
are still of the earns mind, and for the
motion as amended.
Nebraska Editors
W. J. Her bea has sold tha Cedar Rapids
Outlook lo R. L McDonald.
L. W. Enyart who grew up on the
Hayes Center Republican, has a rain as
sumed charge of the paper.
Arthur Klmberllng, editor of the Alma
Record, and Mrs. Jeaale R. Conklin of
Alma were married at Lincoln last week.
Robs Hammond's Fremont Tribune of
last Friday had an interesting twenty-
eight column article contributed by one
of Fremont's enterprising mechanu.
Horace M. Davis, president of the Ne
braska Press association, has called a
meeting of thev executive committee at
Hastings Saturday evening to arrange
lor the next annual convention.
Frank P. Shields, who wants the demo
cratic nomination for governor. Is offer
ing his paper, the Orleans laser for sale.
He says he wants to conduct his cam
paign without any handicap or artificial
aide.
Edward Varner, editor of the Adama
Globe, la the champion trapshot of Ne
braska, according to the official aver
ages of the Inter-State Trap Shooting
association recently issued. His average
for the 2,690 targets shot at during the
year was 93 per cent
Osceola Record: A few reports have
filtered In as to what waa aald at tha
famous democratic editorial love feast
at Lincoln, but the democratic press
haan't said anything about the Dahlman
speech, and even the Polk County Demo
crat fails to mention it
The first annual meeting of the North
east Nebraska Press association will be
held at Wayne Friday and Saturday.
Judge James Brltton will be toastmaater
at the banquet Friday evening. Addresses
will be made by W. D. Redmond, Eugene
O. Mayfletd, M. A. Phillips. N. A. Huse,
M. M. Warner, Victor Roaewater and
Rev. W. L. Gaston.
A. V. Wortman. who recently purchased
the Hebron Champion from Henry Allen
Bralnard. lias bought the Hebron Register
from John Loetterle and will consolidate
the two properties, February 1. Everett
H. Kendall, who has been city editor of
the North Platte Telegraph for several
years, will be associated with Mr. Wort-
man In tne new venture.
may hite off more than we csn chew,
and we are merely getting our munitions
of chaw Into nhaoe for the emergency.'
New York Tlmea.
"I d-in't see Sim Flubdub any more at
the grocery lyceum."
"Sim sorter lost caste. He was setting
on a cracker barrel argumg that life
waen't worth living. A lamp exploded."
"WellT"
"Sim was the first man out" Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
PEAR fMR-rCASlWiC,
1 10 MOT" AW3? MTM
TAKE MAjKtff SERIOUSLY.
AMI fOWT?
JUST BECAUSE VOJ SAW ONg
MARRin tm SMILWfcttC5rfT
ski rHfvr -ma ar& ml
TWW!
Jtf
"Waldo. I wish you would put that
fifth nocturne on the pianola."
"Eight In the morning la a trifle early
for music, my dear."
"I know, but the length of time It
takes to play la juat right for boiling an
egg." Louisville Courier-Journal.
Ends Dry, Hoarse or
Painful Coughs f
Quickly J
Ineas-easlv bat Vaeqaalcd. ..T
The prompt and positive results given
by this pleasant tsstinfr. home-tnada
eouirn syrup has caused it to be used in
more homes than any other remedv. It
f ives almost instant relief and will usual
y overcome the average cough in 24
hours.
Get 24 ounces Pinex (50 cents worth)
from any drug store, pour it into a pint
bottle and till the bottle with plain granu
lated suear syrup. This makes a full
MIRTHFUL REMAE.KS.
Father," said the small boy, "what's
an optimist?"
' An optimist, my son, ia a man wno
trlea ao hard to be -cheerful that you
feel aorry to see him overworking him
self." Washington Star.
He There are two periods In
life when he never undei
man s
rst&nds a woman.
She Indeed! And when are they?
He Before and after marriage. Phila
delphia Ledger.
When I took Mra. Oaxldv out for an
automobile ride she was nervous all the
time for fear we should strike some
body." "That was all put on. She's used to
running people down.' Baltimore American.
'How do vou account. Mr. WIseacYe,"
aald little Blnks. "for the extraordinary
growth of gum chewing in thla country?"
"It la only a subconsciously lnnpirea
measure of preparedness," returned the
philosopher. "Some day we Americans
Pint a family bupdIv of the most ef
fective cough remedy at a cost of onlv fif
cents or less. You couldn't buv as mucli
ready-made cough medicine for $2.o0.
Easily prepared and never spoils, lull
directions with Pinex.
The promptness, certainty and esse
with which this Pinex Svrup overcomes,
a bad cough, chest or throat cold is truly
remarkable. It quickly loosens a drv,
hoarse or tight cough' and heals and
soothes a painful cough in a hurry. Witli
a persistent loose cough it stops the for
mation of phlegm In the throat and bron
chial tubes, thus ending the annoying
hacking.
Pinex Is a highly concentrated com
pound of genuine Norway pine extract,
rich tn guaiacol and is famous the world
over for its splendid effect in bronchitis,
whooping cough, bronchial asthma and
winter coughs.
To avoid disappointment in makinsr
this, ask your druggist for "2V4 ounces
of Pinex, and don't accept anything
else. A guarantee of absolute satisfac
tion, or money promptly refunded, goes
with this preparation. The Pinex Co.,
Ft. Wayne, Ind. .
ADVERTISING
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Gft? Natl Bid. Douglas
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ready for the day no time lost
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Editorial Snapshots
Washington Poett The Innate bravery
of men aad women is exemplified la the
fact that they eaa read a modern real
ist's writings and than go calmly off and
get married.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: It Is the cus
tom U. laugh at the Instability ef Central
and South Ansartoaa gevernmanta bet
please take note that Ouatasnal ha Jest
rra-alected a president who has already
served for seven tm years.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: K antral diplomats
at Washington will gat an extra diplo
mats dinner from Cnde Bam aa a
ward. They ate with tha allies last night
and ' will eat with the central powers
next week. Thla la the first time the
neutraia have got the east of anything.
diplomatically, since th war started.
Persistence is the cardinal vir
tue in advertising; no matter
how good advertising may be
in other respects, it must be
run frequently and constant
ly to be really succcessfuL
