THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JANUARY 4, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSKWATER. VICTOR ROSKWATER. EDITOR. The Bm Publishing Company. Proprietor. EEB BUILD1NQ. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha postoffle aa second-class matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. Br carrier By mall per month. per year. party and Sunday o IS "2 WIIT without Sunday....' 4&o 4 00 Kventns: ami Sunrtnv o . Rvening without Sunday Ko. " Sunday Re only ...... . fuir1 nntlc of chance of address or complaint of Irregularity la delivery to Cmaha Bte. Circulation Department. RKM ITT A NCR. Remit twr draft. tnrH or postal order. mhi .f.mn. nbrivki l.i navment of Small ne- count. Personal cheek, except on Omaha and eastern xchang. not accepted. ornrcs. Omaha Th Be Building, flout h Omaha 18 N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Main street nly lall Lincoln M Little Building. Chicago 01 H-arst Huiming. New York Room n, t4 Fifth avenue. B iiiiIb-MI New Hank of f'nmmerce. Waahlnirton "26 Fourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. ddre communication relating to new and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. NOVKMIlKIt CIRCVLATIOX. 53,716 tats of Nebraska. County of Douglas, as: Dwleht William, circulation manager of The Bje Publishing company, being duly aworn, says that the average circulation for Uie month of November, Was 61.71 . DWimtT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager, Subscribed tn my preaenee and aworn to before ana, tola Id dav of Por.mh.r, lilt. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Publlo. Subscriber lratlng th city temporarily should bay Th Bm mailed to thntn. Ad. dress will b changed a often a requested. IT fannary 4 Thought for the Day 5rfeV y Smp. F. C. Win VtopU ofcswdiy talk of tlf-denial Thtr i$ no clf-denial to a ptnon of moral twxlUnc. IhtgrtattM. torture ( bhc a soul would be to run counter to th dictate of oontcUnc. Oeorgt Eliot. congress! Welcome back to the daily Hall, grind. Timely and to the Point. The Bee rises to endorse and reinforce some editorial remarks made by the Lincoln Star un cr the caption of "Skinning the Public." In which It takes to task In unmistakable terms the organized efforts of our public officers to manipulate legislation to enrich themselves ot the expense of the taxpayers. The occasion for the Star's outburst Is a rumpus raised In Lincoln by a dlsmlssaWrom the fire department for the good of the service," out presumably for pernicious lobbying. "We tolerate with equanimity," declares the Star, "organisations of county treasurers, of sheriffs, of county clerks and many other public positions, the pur- l ooe in each Instance being the skinning of the public. Until the people wake up to the fact that every such organisation of public servants Is a sort of conspiracy against the public good, one can not blame a member of a municipal de partment from resorting to the lobby to secure a shortening of his hours of labor or better pay for the time he puts In." The Bee would not condemn these organiza tions In toto, for we can see that they could, If they would, justify themselves by bending their efforts to improving the service which Is their publicly professed purpose. Discussion of ex periences, adoption of uniform methods and per fection of system are as desirable in the admin istration of public business as of private busi ness, but the trouble Is that when our public officers get together for these ostensible ob jects, to which no one can object, they almost Invariably Inaugurate a conspiracy to reach Into the ppckets of people who are their employers for raising their own salaries, shortening their hours, Increasing the number of jobs under them, grabbing the fees that come Into their hands, lengthening their terms, and other more or less stealthy methods ot what the Star aptly calls "skinning the public." The worst part of it is thst they do not, even where they have claims that may be meritorious, let them rest there, but resort to the threats and pressure of their political Influence and official prestige to bt-slege the lawmakers with a corps of Insidious lobbyists drawing publto salaries for time they put In waylaying the public treasury. We submit that the next legislature can and should atop the abuses of these organizations ot public officers without Impairing' their useful ness along legitimate lines. Let the "Stop-otf-at-Omaha" campaign con tinue without abatement or interruption. 1 With leap year privileges, Mr. Clearance Sale Is simply irresistible. January It Is never too late for the autolst to resolve to slow down and drive carefully on the crowded city thoroughfares. The statistics of the bridge toll-gate and car line should tell us before long to what extent a dry Iowa Is accelerating (o business In Omaha. . Attention of fire Insurance companies la drawn to Omaha's notably low fire record last year. As a sign of appreciation, rates will come down proportionately, of course. The plentltude In Nebraska of candidates for the republican nomination for governor and the paucity tt candidates for the democratic nomi nation for governor tell a story without words. According to Mr. Bryan the Ford peace mis sion has proved at least a partial success. No question about that, inasmuch as it succeeded la putting a few small chunks of Mr. Ford's for tune into circulation. The projected publicity bureau for the legal profession affords no ground for questioning the efficiency of present methods. As long as courts piovlde the forum, motions for leave to print art "incompetent. Irrelevant and Immaterial." It Is said that the president will waste no time tilling the vacancy on the federal supreme court. If it takea him as long to make a su preme Judge as to select our district judge out here, it will be next summer before the place will be filled. The Lamar Vacancy on the Bench. The death of Justice Joseph R. Lamar of the United States supreme court reminds us of the circumstances under which he was called to his exalted position by President Taft. Jus tice Lamar was a native ot Georgia and a member of a distinguished southern family. His cousin, Lucius Qulntus Curtis Lamar ot Mis sissippi, was a member of Orover Cleveland's first cabinet and was elevated to the supreme bench by that president. The activities of the Lamar family la the. way of politics had been distinctively democratic, but that did not deter President Taft from selecting Judge Lamar for the supreme bench, although it already had a precedent in the case ot Justice Lurton. What is of interest at this moment is whether President : Wilson will emulate his predecessor in making his choice for the vacancy with the same broad vision. Why Army Costs So Much By Major Oenaral STag X-. Scott. 7e chief of staff of the United States army. Major General Hugh U Scott, has wltten the fol-' lowing letter to a citlien of New To.. Joseph L Delaflcld, under date of December 7, explaining the high coat of the military eitabllahment as compared with the rstabllshmenta of European countries: Sir: Replying to your letter dated November f 1915, wherein you request to be furnished whatever printed matter there may be ehowlng how the preaent appropriations for national defenee have been ap plied and why It Is that other nations have been able to do so much more on amaller appropriations, I m directed by the nee re tar y of war to Inform you that there la no printed matter of an official character which dlncueeea our appropriation front the point of view you mention. From time to time statements have appeared tn current publications allowing the large appropriation necessary for the support of the military eitabllah ment of the United State and the relative a mall coat of the Oerman army. By dividing each ot these amounts by the total strength of each military eatab llshment .an effort la made to compare the high coat of one of our anldlers with the coat of a Oerman aoldler, which la very much lower than ours. No In telligent .comparison can be made between the cost of the Oerman and American military establishment without having flrat a clear understanding of the differences In the military systems of these two countries. The Oerman pays his military obligatlona to the state In personal service, while we go Into the labor market, where we are forced to compete with other employer! of labor In order to aecure our aoldler. In addition, there Is a small claaa of volunteers In the Oerman army, who, In exchange for certain privi leges as to aervlce, maintain themselvea and aupply their own uniforms and equipment. Agatn, the nor mal wages In our labor market, where we obtain our recruits, are murh higher than In Germany. Th comparative coat of these two soldiers In dollars and oenta, therefore, means little except to emphasise the cost to our government, and Indirectly to the cltlxen, of maintaining a military establishment on the volun tary principle. If we wish, then, to compare the cost of our army with the cost of those of other nations, we must limit our comparison to those nations which mploy the same general system aa ourselves. We will find that only one other nation In the world does so Great Britain. In alxteen trades and callings, data for which were obtainable In both the United Statea and Oreat Britain for 1912. we find that the average wage was 15 per cent higher In this country than In Oreat Britain. But the difficulty does not end here, for th price we pay to Induce our soldiers to enlist and to maintain them thereafter la affected by the standard of luxury and the cost of living In the two countries under consideration. Agatn, taking British figures (which are well known to be higher than the Ger man), we find that the cost of the food consumed by the average worklngman in this country was W per cent higher than in Oreat Britain, the cost of fuel 21 per cent higher, snd th cost of rent 91 per cent higher. wt hi Irrl II II si. la time of war the government ot even a free country may do almost anything, but so long aa we remain at peace, our constitutional guaranties of free speech and tree press cannot be suspended by either presidential edict or con gressional legislation. The great and near-great illumine the new year with hopeful prophesies ot what It may bring. But the conflict of views shows such diversity thst forward-looking people are help lessly thrown back on the old reliable medical almanac. No such word as failure written there. Th morning found the streets almost blocked by heavy snow drifts plied up by the high gale of th night. Th street cam wer unable to run at all and tew vehicles wer out. The company hod a fore of acvenly-flv men and four plows at work and hop to have the cars running by tomorrow morning. Negotiations are ou foot for th transfer ot th Omaha Nail factory to G. T. Walker, now connected with th nail works In San Francisco. The Board of Trade elected the following board of directors: Mas Meyer, P. E. Her, George C. Amea, Joha Evans. H. G. CUra. Frank Colpetser, J. A. Wakit ' field and M. IleUman. The teachers' examining committee has certified to the school board th following: Mual E. Eveleth, Helen L., Wyckotf, Nettle Primrose and Carrie M. Chapman. The resignation of Miss Villa Cuahman aa teacher tn the Central school has also been accepted. Th Union Elevator company at Ha anniutl meeting- at the office of Thomas U Kimball choe th fol lowing board of directors: Charles F. Adams. Jr., of Boston; Thomas U Kimball. P. C. Himebaugh, N Nerrltun. William Wallace. 8. R. Callaway, George W. Halt Th funeral of Mrs. M. T. Bartow took place from the residence, Z3ul Webster street, with services con ducted by Rev. John Williams. The pMllbearers were E. P. Pe., W. F. McMillan. C K. Ooutant. C. K. Yost, IX B. Sargent. Luther LYake, W. II. Megulro, Wlh lam Wallace. A company of young people gathered at th real tfenr ot M. Hellmaa on t. Mary's avenue last even ing to help Mltbrale th birthday of Miss Ulancb i - Shortage of Fertiliser. From department headquarters at Washing ton comes the dlsquietlnr information that the farmers of the United States are to teel the ef fects or a shortage ot fertilizer, due to the cut ting oft ot the potash supply. This is an inci dental of the war, but is tn a considerable de gree chargeable to our national habit of neglect and procrastination. Our dependence on Ger many for potash has long been known, and not so very long ago waa the subject tor an exchange of notes that almost approached the acri monious, Germany having proposed to restrict the amount of the mineral sent to the United States. The possible results of a default in the German aupply was then pointed out, and much scurrying around to find auitable deposits In the United States followed. The manufacture ot fertilizer through- the' ftxaton of atmospheric free nitrogen by .electrolysis was demonstrated, but nothing was done to take advantage ot this discovery until Its necessity was forced upon us by the war. Now factories are being started, but at rather a late date. A shortage in the supply of sulphuric acldi n also reported, although the output of this ar ticle was Increased by more than 6 per cent dur ing the year. A recent report from Washington made the startling statement that 1,800 tons of sulphuric acid dally goes to waste in the smelter frmee at Butte alone. These examples ot na tional shlftlessness are not at all creditable. They emphasise the fact that the United 8tates needs to be taught preparation in other Vkys than for war. Going of Rev. Adolph Holt With the departure of Rev. Adolph Hult from an Omaha pulpit to take a professor's chair in the college at Rock Island, to which he has been called, we bid adieu to a man who has been of real service to the community. Quiet, with out ostentation, conservative and sensible, with a remarkable faculty for aaylng the right thing at the light time, Dr. Hult has had an unob trusive but nevertheless powerful Influence on tbe affairs of Omaha. Scholarly, modest but courageous, ho voiced his opinions in a way that commanded attention, while his criticism, prof fered on proper occasion, was keen but kindly. He was well known to the resders of The Bee through his contributions to its columns, the most extensive of which were his "Impressions of a First Tripper," a series of timely articles on Europe, showing his faculty for close obser vation and his spirit of kindly critical comment. Dr. Hult will be mtssed from a community in which he has been genuinely useful. In addition, there are many other factors which enter Into the necessarily high cost of our army under present conditions, only a limited number of which can be mentioned her. On of the many Items of expense In this country Is that of transportation. both of men and supplies. In this country the gov ernment must nay In cash at the commercial rate for all transportation, whlla In Germany th railways are atat owned. Everything which we buy In this coun try for the maintenance of the army' Is higher than corresponding articles in Germany, and after pur chase must b transported over vastly greater distances. The above are only a few of the Hems which make our army more costly than that of Germany. All of them rj due to th system we employ to maintain our military forces. There are, of course, a number of items which render th cost of tne army unduly high, which are really imposed on the country as a result of political considerations. One of these Is th maintenance of th large number of park-like army posts scattered all over our vast country. Another Is th proviso of law, which compels us to shift Indi viduals of our oversea garrisons one In two years. Another Is the detached service law which makes It necessary to shift officers all over the country at frequent Intervals. Condition of this nature are susceptible of cor rection by legislation and really affect only a frac tion of the Increased cost of our army. The great coat of our army Is due to the system we employ. and Just so long aa we continue to rely on a volun tary military system, we will hav to continue to pay an excessive amount for national preparedness. Tak ing Into consideration the handicaps under which th government has to work In maintaining our army under the preaent system, It will be found that It I administered as economically aa that of Germany or any other country. I hope th above may. In part, at least, answer your questions. There Is really nothing tn print on this subject which Is at all authentic. A stated above, a number of comparisons of the cost of our army and foreign armies have been made at different times, but th bases of comparison were even more faulty than the data used, and aound conclusions cannot be drawn from any such discussions. Tfe Lyarhlaiar ReeM for 11. TUSK EG EH, Ala.. Jan. t-To the Edi tor of Th Be: Aa head of th dlvlnlun of records and research of th Tuskege Institute. I co-operated with th late Dr. Booker T. Washington, principal. In keep ing an annual record of all lynching In th United States, which record was sent by him from time to tun to the puNIo press. According to this record ther hav been, during the year Juat closed. sixty-nine lynching. Of thou lynched fifty-five were negroes and fourteen wer white. This la sis mors negroes and eleven more whites than wer put to death by mobs In 11 when th record waa forty-nine negroes and three whites. Included In the record are three women. In at least four Instances It later de veloped that th persons put to death wer Innocent of th offenses charged. Eighteen, or more than one-fourth of the total lynchlngs, occurred In th state of Oeorgta. Only eleven, ten negroes and on white. of those put to death, or 15 per cent of the total, were charged with rap. Other .offenses and number lynched for were: Murder, seventeen, flv white and twelv negroes; killing officers of the law, nine, three whites and six negroes; wounding officers of the law, three: clubbing of ficer of the law, a family of four, father, aon and two daughters; poisoning mules, three; stealing hegs, two, white; disre garding warnings of night riders, two, white; Insulting women, three; entering women's rooms, two; wounding a man, two; stealing meat, one; burglary, two; robbery one; looting, one; stealing cot ton, one; charged with stealing cow. one; furnishing ammunition to man resisting arrest, two; beating a wife and child, one. white; charged with being accessory to the burning ot a barn, one. Lynching occurred in the following statea: Alabama, nine; Arkansas, five; Florida, five; Georgia, eighteen: Illinois, me; Kentucky, five; Louisiana, two; Mis sissippi, nine; Missouri, two; Ohio, on; Oklahoma, three; South Carolina, one; Tennessee, two; Texas, flv; Virginia, one. MONROE N. WORK. Division ot Records and Research. Indlaraatlosi Well Expressed. OMAHA, Jan. aTo tie Editor of The Bee: Can you explain to your patrons why It Is that on entering a street car In Omaha, women or men allk have to rub up against a gang of loafers who are standing In th pasaageway smoking Blinking doped cigarettes! I call them loafers, for no gentlemsn will stand In the passageway and puff the amok In passengers' faces as tbey hav to pass Into the car. Cannot this be stopped In nm wv? Tou will every day see a gang of loafers at Sixteenth and Far nam streets whose mothers are taking In washing for a living, to furnish th gang with clgarettea, who are to Iaxy to worn, but can stand on the corner smoking and making remarks about women aa they pass. This gang should t photograpnea and their picture shown in your paper. S. R. Twice Told Tales my family deslr to shine in a social way equal to others whose Incomes are far greater. Sometimes, though, I won der If the men of these other house holds are not about In the same position that I am In. I wonder ho many of them could bear an Inspection of their actual assets? CINN1CUS. HANDS Editorial Snapshots Detroit Free Press: Somebody has pro posed a tax on golf balls. As If the fel low who loses one to you doesn't howl long and loud enough aa It Is. Springfield Republican: Bird sanctuar ies of all of the cemeteries of the coun try, covering more than a million acre of land, are proposed by th National Association of Audubon societies. The campalc-n la directed not only to the prevention of the use of firearms In cemeteries, but the exclusion of cats, the growing of berries and protecting shrub bery and th supplying of food In other ways and of nest-bulldlng material. The suggestion la excellent. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Th atti tude of the United States toward the subject of defense la th on taken by President Jackson In bis first Inaugural. Although himself a man of blood and Iron, he opposed a large stsndlng army, while favoring enlargement of the navy. Secretary Garrison In his annual report argued that universal military service Is an Impossibility, however desirable ex perts might find It It la hard to believe that th deliberate conclusions of his official report hav been so speedily overturned. When h hears from the country he will return to his previous stand. Various societies are beating tomtoms for preparedness, but If they hop to turn th United States Into an armed camp they have failed to reckon with th spirit of Americans. Nw Totk World: To Major Robert R. Moton of Hampton, as successor to th 1st Booker T. Washington at the head of Tuskage Institute, come great re sponsibilities and great opportunities. The plac of Tuskegee In th education of th negro Is firmly fixed. To extend and develop Its work with the growing resources with !t Is hoped may soon be availatl wil; call for special gifts of leadership. Th trustees of Tuskegee, who have long known Major Moton, speak of him as "another forceful personslity." He wss a cloae friend of Brooker T. Washington, a firm believer In his methods, and equipped by experience and character to carry on the work at Tuskegee in the sam broad and practical spirit. TETTER ON FOR TEN YEARS tching and Burning, Would Scratch a il At a ! a A -J ror HourSt Almost uisiracica. Could Scarcely Get Any Rest. HEALED BY CUTICURA SOAP AND OINTMENT Dry. rough places would appoar on my hands accompanied by Itching and burning. It waa so severe that I would have to scratcn and rub my hands for hours at a time until was almost distracted. Sometimes they would crack open and bleed sad would get so sor that I could not us them for days. I could scarcely get any rest as night. At last unable to endure It longer I had a treatment but found none that made a permanent cure until I obtained Outicura Soap and Ointment. I had been affected with tatter for about ten years and I had only used one bos of CuUcura Ointment and one cak of Cutlcnra Soap until my bands completely healed." (Signed) Mrs. Geo. Robertson, Barrodsburg, InL. July 91. 1915. Sample Each Free by Mall With 83-p. Sldn Book on request. Ad dress post-card Carieara. Dept. T, 1 i." Sold throughout to world. W hat f 1h riahe. When Auditor of State Vic Donahey and six of his ten children had returned from Sunday school h tried th children out on the lesson, which Sad been about Noah and the ark. He Impressed on their minds that of all the Inhabitants of th earth, human. creeping and otherwise, all save those which had taken refuge on th ark had perished In th flood. Ther was nothing living at all except what was on th ark, he told the children. The waters had drowned out all life. "Say, dad," Inquired one of the youngsters, who Is especially precocious, "did the fishes In th water die. toot" This was a poaer for the auditor. He told th lad that h would answer th queatlon later. Answer ing questions right off the bat Is on of th accom plishments of th auditor, but th on th boy asked stumped him. Columbus Dispatch. The lure of the wild horses ot New Mexlce endangers the safety of domesticated horses te such an extent that state-wide preventive meas ures are necessary. Nevada was similarly threatened by bands of wild horses some years ego, and the war ot extermination undertaken not unlikely swelled the native colony to the aouth. In the romance of the chase no feat of horsemanship surpasses the hunt and capture of a wild horse alive. People and Events Some women In New Jersey are showing mere men a thing or two. One arreated for seising th stakes at a saloon where her husband was gambling, was acquitted, and the husband of another, who had pre aented her with an automobile and then sold It, was ordered to refund her the money. All In a atat that voted against the cause. Hundreds of kiddles and scores ot elders Uvlru on Washington Heights, New York City, on Frldav evening marched to the nearby Trinity cemetery and placed a wreath on the grave of Clement C. Moore, author ot the famous Christmas poem, " 'Twas th Night Before Chrlstmaa " Th poena waa recited and several Christmas carols sung. The married multitude and others note wltn arched eyebrows th novel social departure Intro duced by a Chicago man transplanted In New Totk J. Frank Aldrlch, former congressman, gave a must cal and tea la honor ot Mme. Martska A Id rich, prim donna of the Metropolitan Opera company, Mme Martska divorced J. Frank some two month agu. without seriously diminishing their friendship. Mora- over their tare chldren shared wth mother, the hos pitality of their father, and th affair waa Just as Jolly as though tbs divorce, gulf was a myth. Walla -of a Mere Haaband. OMAHA. Jan. .-To th Editor ot Th Be: I hav frequently wonaerea wny. ther may b "Confessions or a wire. why not "Walls or a Mere nusoanui For surely all th woes ot marriage ar not borno by women. When wives wn go daffy reading the former reciiais oi plain gossip; when they so absorb their meaning that they are disposed to desig nate their husbands by th names of the undesirable aamples presented In the confessions." why hav not nusoanas the obligation resting upon them to "come back" with their side ot th oomesue problems? This disposition has long resiaea in m, and If you ar disposed to lend your eol ,.mna to soma tales. I hop I may relat mm In future stories that will at leaat express what thousanda of huabands xeei mnA are heltless In their desires to es cape. Since the other stories come from th dark. I truat I wm oe pe.ro.onru t. too. conceal my identity. For a man cannot. If he would, discard altogether considerations for his family, even If th members of that family league uiem selves agalnat him and attempt by in numerable schemes to drill hint Into a rrnnve. So. out of consideration for my wife snd daughter (my son can take care of himself). I prefer to remain 1n- Men are helpless In th presence o . . . . . i . .1.1. k. women, sometime i cause of their Innate consideration for th femlnln character. Sometime I be- tiv it la because they ar plain eowaros. Men's club flourish mainly because or this fact. Their clubs afford them some what of a mean of escape and somewhat . Dhalanx. against femlnln onslaughts, At least this Is th general senumem th men who congregat at th club wher I congregate, whether It be th Elks or Moose or th omana ciuu. W would not so much object to social rr.lra wer It not that th femlnln ele ment ot them attempts enforcement of condition repugnant to wnal w con rlv to be our Individual rights. Agreed that the mascoun ana reminine sexes do not perfectly amalgamate, be cause both of them ar so constituted mentally that they cannot get a clear perspective of th viewpoint of th oppo site sex. Man througn many ages nas been th maatr, and this, perhaps, has given Mm a distorted view of hla posi tion. Whether this view be abnormal or not tfea fat remains that no man who la truly a roan will long retain rega-d for a woman who attempts to roast ;r him. if sh la diplomatic. I grant, sh may be abl to bring hlro to her wishes, but sh will never retain his lov for her by enforced eommanda I know of tow oases, however, where wamen attempt th mastery of their husband except ' In social matters. In these, men, at least scores of them wltl whom I hav spoken, protest against the unnatural restriction and demands upo.j thera by th femlnln side of the house. Sometimes they "fall tor them" because they ar willing ta Jom their wives In attempts to find suitable matches for their daughters, but they always submit ungracefully and ungraciously. Th travaganc to which those functions lead has to my personal knowledge in some tr stances, and In many ot which I hav heard, sent men to the penitentiary. Any genuine man will hesitate about denying anything to th women of his household Above everything else he fears to con fess his poverty. If th demands exceed his ability to pay, he scheme out new waya In which to raise th cash. These schemes sometimes go wrong. I will raak a confession ot my own actions of th past, which would hav landed me where others hav landed had my action been diacvred. 1 hav always been far behind merely because I hav not had th manhood and determination to call a halt upon ex travagant demands. And these demand most have been mad upon roe because STOTNYGEKS. 'So Katharine married her husband to reform him. Hid she succeedT Completely! She' so extravagant that he can't afford even the smallest ot his former vices. Boston Transcript. Postmaster No. not much doin" in town. Did ye hear erbout Lent Muggins gettln' a telegram 7 Farmer Not Lmi Postmaster Yes. tm. Farmer By cracky! It beats all. ther way the young feller are forgln' ter the front. Chicago News. "Gentlemen." remarked the professor, the eeneral function of the heads of several lnamed members of this class Is ot keen their neckties from slipping off. Harvard Lampoon. "Ah." said th visitor: "this village boasts a cnorai society. 1 understand. "No," said the native, "we never boast of Jt." Christian Register. Say. old man. can you lend me a few aonaraT" Impossible! Tve tried to several times but you Invariably look upon the amount as a girt- Boston Transcript. "The hlrhest comnilment a sir! can r celve( Is for a man to ask her to marry Well. I don't know. Most sHrla ret two or three of those compliments. But how many girls are asked to permit their leamres to appear upon a aoan cal.mil.r?1 Pittsburgh Post. FOEWAED! Alfred Noye-j. A thousand creeds and battle cries. A inousana warring social schemes, A thousand new moralties. And twenty thousand dreams. Each on hi own anarchiac way, From the old order hreaklnir fr Our mined world deatrea, you say. ucense, one more, not Liberty. But ah. beneath the atrusrirllnv tnm When storm and change are on the deep, a. ijuirujr u ib hubs come nome. Ana new in aeptna or sea-shine sleep And w who march toward a goal, Destrorlns' onlv tn fulfill The law. the law of that inil annl w men moves beneath your alien will We, that Ilk foemen meet the past Because we bring the future, know We only fight to achieve at last a great reunion with our foe; Reunion In the truths that stand When all our wars are rolled away; Reunion of the heart and hiwt Ana or tne prayer wherewith wa pray Reunion In th common needs. common striving or mankind; Reunion of our warring creeds in tne on uod mat dwell behind. Forward !-what use In Idle words? Forward. O warriors of tha am.if Ther will be breaking up of swords rt mm inn new morning makes whole. the FOR A BAD COUGH Here is a fine old-fashioned re cipe for coughs, colds or catarrh trouble that has been used for many years with great success, let from your druggist t os. of Parmlnt (Double Strength) and add to It 14 pint of hot water and 4 os. of granulated sugar. Take one tablespoonful 4 times a day. 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