TIIE BEE: OMAITA, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2o, 1915. 4 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD BOSEWATKR. VICTOR ROSEWATKR, EDITOR. The Dm Publishing Company. Proprietor. BEB BUILD1NO. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH- Entered at Omihi poetorflee aa second-class matter. terms op BUBScmrrN. per month. TM1y snd flundsy v... ...aw. Jaily without Pundsy... l-enln end Punrtay Fenlng without Sunday. Pundev Pe only By mall per year. $6 4 00 , .( f.00 I") frniarur lu delivery to Omaha Bee. Circulation Department. ' RFMITTANCR ' Remit br draft, enpress or poeial order Only two rent stamp received In payment of ll ao "runtr Personal rr.cls. except on Omaha and rai.tern sxchanae. not accepted. orncra. Omaha-The Bee BtilldlnK (south Omaha 231 N street. '-oi.nrll Hluffs-14 North Main atreet IJnPoln W Uttle Bulldlnjt. Chlcsxo W H-aret Hul'dlng. New Tork-Room 11. t rlfth avenue. Pt I iiile-MS New Hank of Commerce. Washington 7 Fourteenth Bt., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE, address rommunlrstlons reJstlng to news and edW xrlal matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. ISOVr.MUKH CIRCULATION, 53,716 tlon mimiir of The Be State of Nebraska, County of Douglas. Frwls-hi Wllllama. circulation menaee! Publishing company, being duly (worn, aaya that the average circulation for Uia month of November. ltle, ,aa till. DWIOIIT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before me. this 2d (lav of Pecemhrr, 1915. KOBERT HUNTER. Notary Public Subscribers leafing the rttj temporarily . should hare The Bm mailed to them. Ad. dresa will lw chanced aa often aa requested, December 25 r-i Thought for the Day 5eVerfeef by Edwin O. Crovr Tl Spirit of Chrintmaa. I am thinking of you today, because It ' Is Christmas, and I wish you happiness; v and tomorrow, because It will be the day after Christmas, I shall still wish you happiness; and so on through the year. I ' may not be able to tell you about it every day, because I may' be far away; or be muse both of us may' be very busy; or - perhaps because I cannot even afford to pay the postage on so many letters,-or find the time to write them. But that make no difference; the thought and the wish will bo here just the same. Whatever Joy or success comes to you will make me glad. ' Without pretense, and In plain words good - will to you Is what I mean, la tbe spirit , of Christmas. JJtnry K Dvkt. Merry Christmas! Christmas. Lach of the several holidays has its own peculiar significance, and properly so, because each Is set apart for especial reasons. None of these days exceeds Christmas in its tender ap peal or iU reverential aspect. While Christmas has the quality of Intimate connection with the fundamentals of Christian religion, It is fraught with such associations as make its application world-wide, without regard to the sectarian con slderatlons that way attach to the day. It Is a time of rejoicing 'for the Christian, because it commemorates the Nativity of Christ, on Whom the church is founded. To those of this faith, it has a sanctity that surpasses all other days of the year. In this regard it marks an event of priceless Importance In the world's history. Since that night the shepherds watched their flocks on tbe Judean hills, changes of utmost magnitude and Immeasurable effect have been wrought In the affairs of man through the agency of the Pa be that then lay In the manger at Bethlehem. Through all the world has per meated Ills teachings, and their Influence has Ken for good. Grafted on the religious observance of this day. Is the secular practice of making merry the persistence of pagan custom, modified and gen erally subdued, but not altogether eradicated by the fathers of the church. Feasting and re joicing, family reunions and the giving of gifts, the exchange of compliments and felicitation between friends, all mark this day as one above all other days for the expression of those bet ter, kindlier sentiments and holler emotions that must sometime, even In the most sordid oC lives, force expression. The world would be much happier If the Christmas spirit were spread out more generally through the other 864 days of the calendar. Perhaps In time this will be so. The Bee wishes each and all a Merry Christmas. In the simplified spelling rules of the allies, Galll poll becomes a gallop. The morning of the day after lifts a warn ing finger for moderation the day before. Hunday arrives at the proper time to soothe the blows of sound and rest the wearied elders. Cheer up! " " , P , The spirit of the day yields cheer and re freshment In Increasing quantities the longer it U cultivated. . It looks as though King Constantlne drew en couragement from the assurance that a nation can be "too proud to fight." The twilight cone between Interstate and. Intrastate regulation hardly radiates enough light to brighten a Christmas tree. Adams county, Ohio, again dons tbe panoply of citlcensbip.' Us "flock of four-bit natives have f ulljr recovered from the shock of a Judicial slap or. the sleeve. Did Ford Failt Henry Ford Is on his way home from Europe, sick and without having achieved his high plan of bringing peace to Europe. But did he alto gether fall? He undertook to accomplish some thing which most of us felt to be Impossible. In tUs he followed the destiny of all dreamers. A worthy ambition led him to set his mark on the attainment of the Impossible and his optimistic courage carried him as far forward as he might physically press. Ills faith was of the quality that moves mountains, and without this faith little Is done In life. Henry Ford did not "get the boys out of the trenches for Christmas." He msy not have achieved anything In the direction of peace for Europe, but he has furnished the world with another fine example of devotion t an Ideal. Thla example may soon be forgotten In the swirl of dally life, but it will be somewhere remembered, and in time will serve as an Inspira tion for another. Ford's mission, therefore, has rot been wholly In vain. "K dreamer lives for ever, while a worker dies in a day," sang the poet, and his prophecy applies to Henry Ford. " The famous Rrldge of 8lghs In Venice n6w connects two divisions of a war hospital. Unlike Its storied past, those who cross over bear'hopo sndt encouragement.'. flleadtug. between . the lines of ' the bankers' appeal, It is their belief that Britain's Christmas tree looks lis best -when trimmed with mobilised American securities. ' ' . Railroad Christmas trees were not loaded as generously as the kiddies anticipated, but the I. C. C. Santa claug knew the boys have not been as good as they could be. j " . t BUM, the state railroad commissions may console themselves with the knowledge that tbe cist of figuring tour-tenths of a cent a mile puts a painful gash In the profits. Responsibility for the Eastland disaster is placed upon Ineffective laws and Inefficient in spection by Secretary Redfield. But the secretary fulla to explain what lake steamboat Inspectors are paid for. No doubt the political department of the democratic tnall service Is responsible for the urn-arrival of Colonel Koosevelt'a gift for Presi dent Wilson s honeymoon Christmas tree. An li veattgatlng committee Is in order. .' Predictions of foreign-born Americans re turning to their native land In large numbers at the close of tbe war are Idle chatter. Most of It springs from aroused war passions, whirh will quickly subside when the cause vanishes The lure of material betterment exploited In sunie quarters becomes an absurdity beside tbe erUlaty of crushing war debt burdens piling tip by the warring nations. Our Foreign Commerce. ' Figures Just glvwn out " show the foreign trade of the United 8tates to have reached an unprecedented point, the volume for November alone amounting to more than 1600,000,000. For the year the total will reach fully $5,000, 000.000, a figure never before attained. Thla is unquestionably the result of the war, because more than three-fifths of the total is made up of exports. From this great outgoing stream of merchandise arises the counter current of In coming gold. The total Imports of gold for the last twelve months Is almost $400,000,000, which compares with a net outward movement of the year previous of nearly $175,000,000. making a change to the advantage of the United States of more than $550,000,000 In gold alone. These figures tefl concretely the story of the n aterlal share of the United States in the war so far as it has progressed. They mean the maintenance of the present level of high prices and wages, at least until the war Is ended. What will happen then Is already a subject for specu lation by the far-sighted, who seek to determine In advance, if possible, the condition of this country in relation to Its own and the world's business under peace conditions. Until that time no one can say exactly what will take place, but if Americans are as prudent as they are en terprising, they need not fear the result of readjustment. World Needs Men Ohristmaa Keaaare from Cmrdlm&l " Olbboas la Blew Tor iBaspaadeat. WHAT la the greatest need of our tlmea for th betterment of Christian eoclety? la It churches? Templea of worship are Imleed very necessary. The construction of elegant and well adorned houBea of worship Is an evidence of the fatih and devotion of the people. But they are not th most essential thing for our day. The primitive Christiana paid homage to God In the oatacombs, and some of our forefathers adored their Lord under the canopy of heaven. In secluded mountains, and In caves of the earth. And they were the best of Christiana. Moreover, what would ha the use of churches If we had no worshippers to frequent them? Is It schools that are most neededT Christian Schools are Indeed demanded, for the preservation of the felth and morals of the rising generation. A parish Is not complete (without a school. But they J ) not constitute the essential requisite. There have been dark periods in the church's history when Christian schools were not tolerated, and their ab sence waa supplied by heroic mothers who nourished tha seeds of religion In the hearts of their children. Is it hospitals and sanitariums that tha time calls for? Hospitals are Indeed the' landmarks of Chris tian civilisation, and contribute tmmensy to tha alleviation of human suffering. But they do not con stitute the greatest need of our day. They relieve tha misery of only a small portion of tha community. Does tha country need majestio and colossal sta'a houses for our legislative bodies? The eonventkiit that met in Philadelphia In 17X7, to devise tha most momentous constitution aver framed for tha civil guidance of men, assembled In a hall not conspicuous for Its majestic proportions. The call of tha times Is for men. sturdy Christian men. and women, too, endowed with tha courage of their convictions. Wa need men who are controlled by conscience rather than by expediency, men who are guided by principle rather than by popularity, men who era Influenced by a senae of duty and not by self-interest, who are swayed by a spirit of pa triotism rather than by a desire of political prefer ment. Above all. wa need men of strong' Christian faith who are allowed to uphold their religious con victions in tha face of obloquy and popular prejudice. In a word, wa need men and women of upright Chris tian character. But thla fidelity to religious and moral principles demands no small measure of heroic virtue. Many a soldier who fearlessly rushed to tha cannon's mouth haa quailed before tha shafts of ridicule. Tha man who calmly fulfils a duty against public clamor displays a higher courage than the captain who cap tures cities, Tha man who acta up to his conscience has but one master, and that maatar Is Qod. But tha slave of human opinion haa as many masters as there are Individuals whoso censure ha dreads, or whose smiles ha secures at the expense of duty. That Is why I not only am hopeful, but feet a cer tain assurance that tha republic of the United Btates will continue for Innumerable generations to come. I base my belief on tha genius and good sense of our public men, tha wisdom of our legislation, and on th patriotism of our people at large. Tha evidence of these characteristics of our nation that tha republic will persevere la all the stronger because we are a religions nation. Amid the continual changes In human Institutions, tha church Is tha one Institution that never changes. Amid the universal rulna of earthly monuments, tl Is the ona monument that stands proudly pre eminent. Amid tha general destruction of kingdom. Ita kingdom Is never destroyed. Ever ancient and ever new, time writes no wrinkles on Ita divine brow. The church haa seen the birth of every govern ment In tha world, and it la not at all Improbable that It ahall also .witness the deatii of them all. and chant their requiem. It waa mora than 1.400 years old when Columbus discovered our continent, and tbe foundation of 'our republic la as yesterday to It. It calmly looked on while Invaders awapt like a torrent over Europe, subverting dynasties. It has seen monarchies ehanged Into republics, and republics con solidated Into empires. All this It haa witnessed while Ita own divine constitution haa remained unaltered. What a subject of great glory to be a cltlsen of the republic of tha church, which has laated for nineteen centuries and will continue till time ahaR no more, which counte Ita millions of children In every clime. wnicn numoera us neroes and Its martyra by th thouaandt Every Individual haa a mission from OoU to help hla fellow being! Differ In faith aa wa mar we atand united ipon the common ground of chant and benevolence and of good will to all men. ualtlmore. Md. Of -iXjA Te V fc ft 7L j ew, The Christmas weather waa ideal. Jut enough to be bracing, with bright sunshine. Tb employee of L. B, Williams prevented Peace in Base Ball. The signing of a peace pact by the warring base ball factions Is a welcome Christmas gift to the followers of the game, if it means any thing at all, It Is better days for base ball. This popular American sport, truly a national game, has a warm place in the popular heart, and whatever touches It touches all the people. It is the one sport that has been successfully com mercialized, this result being made possible by reason of the confidence of the public In the rigid honesty of the professional players. This faith haa been sadly disturbed in the last few years through quarrels and disputes among the men who have their money invested in the busi ness. The final disaster of the last season was uqutred to bring these men to a realisation of their folly. If the peace now established Is pursued with sincerity, the greatest of all out door tports will be soon restored to prosperous popularity. A fine example of brotherly forbearance comes from South Africa In the release of Cen tral D Wet from the penalty of treason. The roted lloer cavalry commander, honored as "the Fberidsn pf tbe Veldt," undertook to lead icvon agamai onusn ruie in South Africa, woicn waa quivaiy suppressed by his former companlon-ln-arms. General Louis Botha, presi dent of the South African union. Lifelong friendship wisely tempers misguided seal with mercy. cold him vi'li a gold-tx-adtd cute. . M;s Lisiio Canfkeld. who haa been attending c, haul at lux k ford, la home for the holidays. The iKx lal event at the week waa a banquet and TK-r ?iva by the Oiuah club. H was attended t .i. a iiunUied of Omaha's leading citUeos and ti. r iva. a memoer oi a foreign relief committee doing bualneaa at Chicago announces without qualification that "the Americans are the only angels left In the world." Sentiments of like Import have been heard around stago doors, but this is the first time the angelic sweep takes In the whole nation. If your pin feathers have not yet sprouted a contribution to the fund will f.robably start something. Twice Told Tales No Spoils Share). An old negro was charged with chicken ateallnc. and tha Judge aald: "Where'a your lawyer, under1 "Ain't got none, Jadga." "But you ought to have one " returned the court "I'll assign one to defend you." "No, sah. no eah, please don't em dat." berrvt tha defendant. "Why not?" persisted the Judge. "It won't cost you anything. Why don't you want a lawyer?" "Well. Ahll tell yo'. Jedge," aald tha ol ma a confidentially. "Ah wants ter enj'y dem ehlekena mahself." Ladles' Home Journal. "a A Saet frwaa Wlfey. McOlnnls Is no Adonla, and hla temper la In direct ratio to Ma lack of personal beauty. Mre. MeOlnnls also la rather peppery of temper and Is rather Inclined to "get back" at her husband during the course of a quarrel. Ona eueh altercation had been had tha other even. In. but things soon quieted down and MeOlnnls had regained hla temper and thought hla wife had, too nut no waa apeeauy undeceived. Mao had bee playing with the baby and observed: "Kvery time the baby looks Into my face he emllee." "Well," aald wife, with an ominous gleam In her eye, "It may not be exactly polite of baby, but II shows he hss a sense of humor." PhilaiVinhi. Ledger. People and Events tteT' llaaklasj tore). VALLET. Neb.. Dec 4.-To the Editor of The Bee: - I was quite' amused to see In The Bee an account of the poor, bleed ing huj-ker's hands. Thla beats all. The writer of It must belong to the crowd who are trying to hurt tbe corn-ralsere by magnifying twelve or fifteen bushels rer acre Into a bumper crop. The boy doesn't go to tha field with bleeding hands, nor half-atarved and half-clothed, lie haa a breakfast of potatoea. pancakes and hot coffee, with cream nd sugar. Then he hitches up tha mules, puts on a pslr of cotton-flannel mlttone. with the wooly side out ani the skinny aide In, a "Bryan O: linn" coat, and then whack, whack, goes the husking for fifty to a hundred bushels per day. The Tnpeka Capital seems to be like tha men who write to make titbits only shows his want of wit THE NL'RTHERS FARM?. oath of a Soldier. ST. MART, Neb., Dec. 20 -To the Edi tor of The Bee: I quota tha following extract from a speech made by Kaiser Wilhelm of Oermany in 181, to a bateh of recruits, from a weekly press by Gib son Gardner: "Recruits! Before the altar and ser vant of God you have given ma the oath of allegiance. You are too young to know tha full meaning of what you have aald, but your first care must be to obey impliedly all orders and directions. Tou hava sworn fidelity to ma, you are the children of my guard, you are my soldiers, you hava surrendered yourselves to me, body and soul. Only one enemy can exist for you my enemy. With the present socialistic machlnatlona. It may happen that I ahall order you to shoot your own relatives, your brothers, or even your parents which God forbid and then you are bound in duty Im pliedly to obey my orders.'' Think of It my friends. An official assuming tha authority to wring such an oath out of a human being. I am not singling this out to caat any reflections on Kaiser Wilhelm or the German gov ernment, for all crowned heade and mon archlal governments assume the same authority. And you, my American cltlsen. when you Join the armyare you immune to the above? Not at all. When you Uka the oath of a soldier tha same obedlenoa Is expected from you, although the Im port may not be pointed out to you In aa plain language. Tha recent Ludlam, Colo., maasacer la yet fresh In our minds. The officials ordered tha soldiers to shoot ad liberatum upon tha Inhabitants of Ludlam, and they obeyed. Tha result was that Innocent and Inoffensive women and children were shot down In cold blood without remorse. Think of it! A human being ao far forgetting hla God as to swear his soul away at tha beck of an official wearing a uniform. Tou go to your house of worship and there kneel and pray. "Defend us, O Lord, wa beseech thee, from all danger of soul and body," etc., and then swear it away, Perish tha thought. Paalms 4:: "Un derstand these things, you that forget God; lest he snatch you away and there ahall be none to deliver you." H. SCHUMANN. Idea for Moaaaisat, OMAHA. Dec. 13-To tha Editor of Tha Bea: Reading In papers about an arch of welcome or a monument or some thing to show our respect to the present and tha past. I would suggest a monu ment to consist of four Individuals, two men and two women, facing each other. that la one man (the soldier) with noth ing to represent tha soldier but a blue overcoat with brass buttons; the woman to wear an old-fashioned ahaker bonnet Ilka they wore In war tlmea; then the pioneer man to wear the farmers' garb of fifty years ago and the pioneer woman to wear "the old gray bonnet, with the blue ribbons on It." The man and woman that represent tha soldier and the man and woman that rep resent tha pioneers will face each other, and tha man that stands for tha aoldier will clasp tha hand of tha woman that stands for the pioneer and tha man that atanda for the pioneer will clasp tha hand of tha woman that standa for the sol dier. Thla monument to be placed in front of the court house In Omaha. Neb. I believe that tha money to build it could bo raised right hero in Omaha. GEORGE B. SMITH. A man In Oregon cheerily admlta that ha haa not taken a bath in fifty yeera Which proves tha country stands for many things in tha Interest of liberty. Soma of tha Idle redllght hotels In Chicago have their windows plastered with poster hangers showing tha folly of reform which "deprives the city of bust aeaa." Retiring Governor Walsh of Massachusetts spurned aa offer of H&.000 a weak aa a movie" actor. The slae of tha wage euggr-ets considerable financial wind In Bay State movie clrclea. A great reform baaed on the Golden Rule Idea Impenda la Chicago. It haa been decided that per sona between IT and XI years of age shall not be arrested tor violations of city ordinances, but ordered to report to tha municipal court. For thirty-one days" attendance aa a witness in tha New Haven case former General Manager Melleu pulled down SIS.M la witness feea, besides an over time allowance. Aoeordlng to accepted standards a wag of ll.SO a day la progressiva starvation, but the government Isn't worrying. Under the war law ahortanlng drinking hours Lon don publlo houses cork the bottles on the minute, but remain open and serve tea. coffee, beef tea, and ether soft drinks. Tha scheme doea aot draw much patronage and rather queers the claim that tha sa loon la "a poor mai l club." The dry belt around New Carlisle, O.. haa bean drawn so tight that tha natlvea hark to good old cider, especially tha quality that conceals tbe pep. Farmers hava discovered that by running the elder through a cream separator tha water la extracted and the remains carry a kick that Is good for several blocks. Out of the Ordinary Editorial Snapshots The rarest plant In the world la the eilversword, a species of cactus, which grows only on the most Inaccessible slopes of Hawaiian volcanoes. Each of tha thiry-o.'d million wsge earners of the United States loses on an average of nine days each year through alckness, at an average cost of IS a day. Tha witch tree of Nevada Is ao lumln- gua that a peraon atandlng near It ran read ordinary print easily after dark. The tree Itself can be seen for a mile on the darkest night. Michael MuCloskey, an employe of the Baldwin Locomotive Works of Philadel phia, haa two little fingers on each hand, and two little toes on each foot. All the extra digits are perfectly developed. Toronto has a street naming committee which Is raking the city map with a fine toothed comb for the purpose of destroy ing all. German atreet names. Many such names have been found and ruth lessly stamped out. Six million miles or more on the Atlan tic highway without shipwreck is the record of Howard Ernest Hlnsley, purser of tha American liner St. Louis. Having reached tha age of 0 years, ha gave notice, on tha last trip of the vessel, of his determination to retire from tha sea. He claims the record of having crossed the Atlantic 1,000 times. teiiln' her I'm as bloomln' ss a baas vio lin!" ' "No." eald the other. "I think I'd bet ter say you ere as tight aa a drum, eh?" New York Times. "I slways like to meet a fellow who came from a farm." remarked Congress men Flubdub. "Yea " "Yes. Tou can advise him to tack to It If he Isn't a success, and ronexMtu latp him on leaving It if he Is. 'Pitts burgh I'oat. t THE CHRISTMAS COMRADE Minos. Irving in Leslie's. BehoM Him by the cottage hearth When from the Flittering Christmas tree - Its fruits enchanted (nil. Hie glory shines In every light A m nn it th rm nnK.. man And on each dainty holly wreath an Dernes red is seen. He cornea on Clirlotms eve to bless Kach trtfi from priceless pearls For beauty's breast to painted toys For llttla hnvi an1 rlrl Since He waa bom at Bethlehem Ana in a maimer lay. Hie gentle Prpnonce sanctifies The Joys of Christmas day. He stands beside the rolllor, too, ' .... . . - . v-nii ivsiii, In trenchee d-vp with odilen snow, And brings hlin thought of homo. Thouh all : he 7hrlstmas hells are mJle Where war's fiorce eaxlcs flew, He shares me gentry's lo.ie! watch. a. cojiiraue ever true. O buglen? slop your call to arms. Ye silent rolling drums. For with a gift from heaven above The Chrletmaa Comrade cornea. His voice In evary carl bid The cruel war to cease. For lo! He .icars to all the world The Christmas gift of peace. CHRISTMAS CHEER. "I made 'em laueh. didn't IT" said the comedian. "I dunno a you forced 'em, replljl the op'ry house manager. "We alwaya lauarh, ... i m nn, n In ai. In rlt mir money s worth." Washington Star.- when she was at her club, and I knew a'l tha girls and fellows would gathjr aiound to see tier open 11. "Why. I thought you didn't llk, Nel lie." "I can't bear her. The pr.ant w.ia a nice long hair switch." Baltimore American. Pittsburgh Diapatch: This promises to ae tha seaalon In which tha democratic majority In congress will make a fool of Itself. Boston Transcript: Soma of those short sighted democratic senators seem to be laboring under the delusion that their control of tha United States senate will be perpetual Washington Post: Every time the fight ing nations vote themselves a few extra bllllona wa feel tnollned to draw tha line at giving them credit for their good in tentions). Pittsburgh Dispatch: It Is easy to se lect a place for a national convention and to go through the form of making a nom ination for tha next president, but the election Is alwaya la tha lap of tha froda. Philadelphia Record: A large emigra tion from the Untied States to Germany. Austria and July la expected after the war by tha steamship agents. This con tradicts the assumption that we are to Buffer from an overwhelming flood of Immigration. In tha absence of any definite Information, ona guess may be aa good as another. St Louie Globe Democrat: Our best known long range weather forecaster tells us that that June 14. tha day of tha meeting of the Democratic National con ventlon In St. IxjuIb. m be an Ideal day. but from the lth to the iOth there will be severe thunderstorms. We ran e!l believe thla. St. Ioula will supply tha sunshine ; the entire country will furniah the thunder aa aoon as the con vention adjourns. Baltimore American: Tha women of Franco and Germany have come to tha front also la their work in tha fielda and in tha towna at all Industries which would have been left at a standstill by the need of tha men In tha armies. They hava harvested the crop and dene tha work of tha men In keeping off famine from the land, and they hava ahowod both their willingness and their ability to shoulder tha burdens in ad. dttion to their own, and If their coun trtea forget them when the need of their aervtseo la past there Is little gratitude left In the world. But they will probably see te It themselves that they are not forgotten, for ail this la going- to pro mote the eauee of feminism more than eaur oU MWlf whWut U smiU enanloy. n KABIB3LE KABAREt r . . . ... ...V-V mi iw WHY vo THE EK'kxto rvw AUMftrS CSV WHEM REACHES CFICVJ EXTREME LAlWKTt-R ti "Housewarmlng over at Flubdub's?" "Naw, he don't own no house. Uut they are going to burn up the mort,rai,-e cn his automobile." Phlladelpnla Bulletin. "What a beautiful woman!" "I'm glad you think ao. That la my wife." "I conaratulate you M - T be a pleasure to lose every argument to a woman like that." ueir..... ... .... The floor walker waa very tired pnd the boss told him to take a day off. "Getting away from the Chrlstmaa shoppers for a day will do you good,'' he considerately aald. But the next day tha floor walker didn't seem rested. "My wife made me go shopping with her," he explained. Louisville Courier Journal. "Well." said the traveler, beamingly, "I have Just sent my dally telegram to my wife telling her that I am aa fit aa a fiddle." "Thaaa rlght-thass right." aald the weary gentleman In the corner. "I wish ya'd do me a favor, m' friend. Just' send a telegram to my wife f'me, will ya SOOTHE RED ROUGII AM) ITCHING IIAIiDS MEMGHTWITI 0JTICURA SOAP AND 01TICURA OMMNT IMYiMDM Soak the hands in hot Cuticura Soap suds. Dry and gently rub the Ointm eat Into the hands some minutes. Samples Free by Mall r CuUenra Haas aad OtntaMBt eold everywhere.' liberal sample M each Bulled free with SS-a. boos.' Aodi a past-sem "CuUcan," Dept. ea. 1 PTCkTIFS " HAIR BALSAM A tollat preperatlaa of bmtI. Helps to eradioat dandruff. For Restarts CtAat sod Beauty toQni or Fades' HJr antf li o t rruri.. rr- FLORENCE is to be given next and believe me Bhe is a very pretty dolly. She has such sweet winning ways that we would like to have her go to some little girl that didn't get a doll for Xmas. She would make that little girl so happy. Put on your thinking caps little Busy Bees, and see if you cannot re member some such little girl, and try to make her happy by collecting a few pictures to help her win Florence. Florence will be given free to the little girl un der 12 years of age that brings or mails us the largest number of dolls pictures cut out pf the Dally and Sunday Bee before 4 p. m., Friday, December 3L Remember, you must send your pictures in ONE DAY EARLIER this week, because Saturday is New Year's Day, so the CONTEST WILL CLOSE AT 4 P.M. FRIDAY, instead of Saturday. Florence pictures will be in The Bee every day this week. Cut them out and ask your friends to save the pictures in their paper for you too. See how many pic tures of Florence you can get, and be sure to turn them in to The Bee office before 4 p. m. Friday, December 31. You Can See Florence at The Bee Office V rif' ;,'-c; " ' " t I f--A ;',;-4 k , - t ' ' n A. - v 1 " 'ir? "' -- . " tvy .. at:.; s . Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really succcessfuL