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Thought for the Day
.Seerfeo? hy Supt. Frmnk B. Cooper
II rto waiiM be vise muil daily earn hit
tltdom. David Starr Jordan.
However, th crown cam back and found
Yuan Bhl but willing-.
Four-tentha of a cent a mile Isn't much of a
railroad uplift, but every mil counts In a pinch.
Fifteen more days to January 1. Do your
primary filing now and avoid the laet day ruab.
Publicity at home la an educational force!
but la not a perceptible factor In boosting the
census.
Tba olca of Oconto speaks for preparedness
In no uncertain terms. The spotlight can't lose
a live town.
A casual reading of the criticisms oa the
messages shows how hopeless Is the task of a
president striving to please, everybody.
From present appearances there Is no danger
of the Balkans suffering la Its reputation aa a
maker and unmaker of military heroes.
It Is barely possible that the bargain counter
rush to British recruiting office springs from
rivalry to carry that message of peace to Berlin.
Freedom will have no warrant for a shriek
when Yuan Bhl Kal dona tba hand-picked crown
of China. Whether as president or emperor,
Yuan Is the whole works.
Dutch taxes are about to Jump from lit to
111 per head, and United States taxes from 1 9
to III per head. Holland la welcome to the
championship la this class of neutral athletics.
the British expedition to Mesopotamia doubt
less accepted at face value tha opinion of tour
lsts that Bagdad, silhouetted In the distant borl
son, Is a more entrancing picture tbaa a near
view. . , V .
Under the new Georgia dry law each indi
vidual Is allowed six gallons of boose a year.
The average annual consumption in the United
States Is on gallon and a bait From which It
appears the Qeorgla thirst la soma thirst.
Hall, Josephus! He Is the progressive of pro
gressives. No pent up naval ataff contracts his
reach for a scoop on the advisory board. Ia go
ing out for big warships and mora of them the
pen-wllder leaves the aabre-rattlert tied to the
post
Austria la following the example of other
warring nations In filling with women the ranks
of Industry denuded of men. No outcome of the
war Is aa certain than that the vast labor burdea
now Imposed on women will remain on tbelr
shoulders for years to come.
Mr. and Mrs. L. Robinson, BIT Dodge street, cele
brated the tenth anniversary af their marriage with
a large company of friends, among thoee preeent
twins Mr. and Mre. Mendelssohn, Mr. and Mrs. Slo
men, Mr. and Mrs. Newman. Mr. and Mre. Mandel
ting. .Mr. and Mre. George llyn, Mr. and Mre. Kate,
Mr. and Mra. Jaoobaen. Mr. and Mrs. Caha, Miaa
Minnie Rothechild, Mine Anne Hot hsehtld. Mtae Cora
tlendit of Detroit. Mr. J. Friedmaa of Detroit, Mr. ?
Hloom and Mr. Morris Rublnaon-
iht Hohemtan Turnere' eoclety of Omaha bare
fll.d articles of incorporation through their secretary,
Mr. H, . Mlakoveky. Tna truateee are Frank
i.'wurak, Frank Bertce and Joseph Plnebier.
Mre. Jennie Blair, mother of Mra X. U atone,
died at her duughUr'e residence.
John S. Weetbera of the firm of Wile; A Weet.
s nee eevorna me connection w ua mat ooaeera
end wlli engage In other buelaeea.
Mrs. John V. Purey hae been rial ting at the real-
Urni-e ef John Crrighion. Hit Case etreet
T. VV, Blavkt.ura returned from tba coast, whither
lie went In cherse of a Union Pacific eseuralon party
ih'fe weeks ago.
Officer L'i k Purdifh bee returned from aa ex
irnaea visit wiia reieuvee in loa, and Is again oa
li e beat.
It . n. Wood and family have moved to a reel-
drn-e at iiii) Leniort street.
t-inaiie Piarionivi bank has renewed its chart'-,
H,e cert rfi ate from tlte Trury department exteo'1-
Ji i in life vf tt. batik U leuler J4, Xii.
Amrlca, Aaitri and the Ancona.
The text of the note dispatched by Secretary
Lansing to Vienna, setting forth the position of
the I'alted Btatea as to the Ancona Incident, ia
of that virile quality which will meet the on
qualified endorsement of true Americans. The
situation is mora then serious. It Is grave, and
fraught with poaaibilltles that must be fully ap
preciated and understood In their ultimate terms.
It grows out of the responsibility of ht govern
ment to Its citlxens. One of the chief weak
nesses of tha present administration at Washing
ton has been its laxity, If not Indifference, la
the matter of providing protection for American
citlxens wherever they may be, regardless of tbe J
standing of the offender against the rights of
Americana. It ia encouraging to note that this
policy Is being abandoned for tbe assertion of a
more vigorous concern for the safety of Amer
icans.
Austria cannot be unaware of the attitude
assumed by the United States In its exchange of
notes with Germany over the sinking of passen
ger boats by aubmarines. For this reason tbe
sinking of the Ancona under the circumstances
eatabliabad ia all the more offensive A dnmand
that the Austrian government Immediately disa
vow the action of its submarine commander Is
thoroughly Justified. Leas tbaa that would be
submission to the practice which we have so
sternly reprehended. -
The definite language employed by Secretary
Lansing ahould b ample notice to European gov
ernmenta that tbe United States will not under
take to distinguish between them when dealing
with matters that are Inhuman In their nature,
or that'tranacend tbe law of nations.
More Democratic Parsimony.
Word comes from Lincoln that the demon-rats
at tha state house are paring, tha cheese a little
bit closer than ever before. This time the pe
culiar example of the party's parsimony practiced
for political purposes, is to refuse to advance tbe
pay of atat employes for five days by withhold
ing checks for the monthly pay roil until after
Christmas.
The Bee never haa excused extravagance ia
the management of public affairs, but It haa al
ways held that the state could well afford to aet
a proper example as an employer. Publio ser
vice could not In any way be Injured, nor would
the public interests in any way be Jeopardised,
through Issuing cbecka to the state employes
before Christmas In order that they may have a
little money for holiday uses. However, demo
crats are sternly guarding the cash box Just now,
after raiding it In order to maintain a political
machine by tha pay roll.
SecTttarj Diuviels' Program.
Following the lead of the president and the
secretary of war, the secretary of navy now
comes forward with tba outlines of his program
for extending the atrength of the naval arm of
our national defense. Mr. Daniels haa merely
given In a more detailed manner tbe atatementa
made by the president. His plan contemplates
a continuing program of construction, extending
over a five-year period, and Involving an ex
penditure of approximately 1100,000,000 a year.
On the completion of this program tha Unitea
States would have a navy second only to that of
Oreat Britain, equipped In tha most modern fash
ion, and capable of meeting the most serious
pbaaea of the defense problem that confronts this
country.
' That the program rests on tbe experience of
this and other countries ia the matter of build
ing and maintaining a navy aa determined by
the experts, Is a strong point In Ita favor. It la
certain to meet with early aaslstano in congress,
because tha bouse commute to which It will be
referred la dominated by tha "big navy man."
The rough water before it will be encountered
after It comas from tha committee, for there la
ia eoogree aa element of considerable atrength
opposed to the general plan for increasing tha
military strength of this country. How potent
this Influence may be remalna to be developed,
but it la certain that soon after the holiday re
cess both sides will be required to disclose their
power to some degree.
X7aya for tha Convict's Family.
On suggestion In tbe report of Attorney
Oeneral Gregory may not receive from congress
the attention that la due It on merit. This Is
solely because the present session will be largely
occupied by thing that bulk. larger In the public
eye, and weigh heavier on the political scales,
than doea the question of convict labor. The
attorney general, calling attention to tha situa
tion that prevalla at the federal prisons, points
out that some provision must be made for the
employment of the prisoners. Tentatively, he
suggests that furniture making be taken up, to
the end that prison factories may provide for
the government's needs la this lta. The making
of binding twine, bagging, and similar articles
will be continued for tbe time at least. Chief
of his recommendations is that a wage be paid
the convict, over and above hla cost for keeping,
and that the surplus be sent to hi dependents.
Tbe wisdom of this course 1 so plain that
it ought to need no supporting argi-roent. On
of the roost potent Influences la reformatory
work is to convince tbe individual that some
thing of responsibility rests upon him. Next to
this Is to show blm that ho is capable of pro
ducing something through honest effort. And
finally, the lessons of thrift that show the futility
of attempting abort cuta to prosperity or af
fluence. These lessons are bent taught through
the medium of useful toll, and when compen
sated at a rate that serves to awaken ambition,
will do more to bring about the change essen
tial to true character reformation than any other
agency.
Attorney General Gregory's recommendation
for a wag for convict ought to be put Into
practice at the federal prisons with little delay.
Three-fourtba of the 2,000 bills turned Into
congress on the opening day consist of pension
bills, pension Increasea aad private claims.
Uncle Sam' reputation as aa "easy mark"
blooms perennially st home.
Running for Office
Vork Newe-Tttnee: For fear that Henry Ford hae
not already enough trouble, some Omaha republicans
are Preparing a petition to place his name en the re
publican ballot for preeldeat. Another penalty for try
ing; to do somethinr.
Treritun Republics a Leader: It le aald that W. J.
Bryan now refuses to respond when addressed ae
colonel. He le an opposed to anythlna military that
he detests the title. Let's cell htm doaeon.
Beatrice Ex pre as: The humorist of the Omaha
World-Herald, referring to the elgners of the petition
filed to put Preeldeat Wilson's name on the Nebraska
primary ballot, eaya: "Thoee men whose names ap
pear on tha list are leadera of the loyal flghtln
democracy ef Nebraska." Really. It Is to laugh.
Hasting Tribune: The filing of Wilson's name
with the secretary of elate at Lincoln, aa a democ ratio
candidate for the presidency, shows olearly that all
tha political notoriety seekers are not In one party.
Bleir Pilot: Kdger Howard aeys In his Columbus
Telegram that ''the Omaha brewery oomWnatlun must
take Its hand off the throat of tha democratle party
In Nebraska or self reepectlne; democrat will revolt
and rraah the very lire out of the corporation com
bination." They mtiet to aetlsfy Howard, but the
Judge hasn't been aatlefied with the action of Ne
braska democrats, when they elected Gilbert M.
HMchtock senator, for instance. Many demos have
len heartily sick of that job and may dump Otlbert
M. alrmc with the brewers and corporations next yeer,
whp knowe?
Kearney Democrat: What Queer mixtures da
velop In politics When Bryan was Wilsons rlaht
bewer. fleneter Hitchcock carried his pockets full of
Jibbers and harpooned Wilson at every Jump on the
turnpike. Aa soon as Bryan left tha cabfnet and It
appeared to be no ttln away from an open fight
between Bryan and Wilson. Hitchcock turned tha
aolitiital flapjack and landed In WfTeon a arms, butter
aide up.
Ruehvllle Standard: J. D. fVott has written Hen
ator Hitchcock a letter stating that ha would not ac
cept the office of receiver of tha land office at O'Neill.
Mr. Bcott stated In hie letter re "eons why ha would
not accept the office, which will probably give Sen
ator Hitchcock a hunch aa to how democrats feel
over the petty Jealouay which exists between the
aenater and W. J. Bryan. Mr. Scott will continue hla
present occupation as court reporter for Judge West
over which le very gratifying: to all of tha people In
this Judicial district aa well aa to tha Judge, who
always contended that by Mr. Rcott'a appointment to
tha receivership he would he the greatest looser.
Beaver City Tlmes-Trlbune: Samuel Roy Mo
Kelvle, alleged candidate for the republican nomina
tion for governor, had hla picture on the front page
of tha State Journal's mage line section Sunday. Free?
Not yet) Samuel Roy ran pay for city advertising.
The country yokela do It free. But In the Times
Tribune, not yet)
Beatrice Express: P. L. Hall, democratic national
committeeman from Nebraska, and a Ufa long friend
of William Jennings Bryan, Is authority for tha state
ment that tha ex-eecretery of atata will b on hand
at tha democratic national convention In Ht. Louis
with "flfty-eeven varieties'' of trouble. There are
many democratic leaders In the atat who assert that
tha ex-commoner will not be a delegate to tha con
vention. Crawford Courier: Frank C. Hamer of Omaha la
out "agin or ylt" for the republican nomination for
state treasurer. Frank la certainly a peralstant cuss,
aa this la at ieaat the third time ha haa come out for
that plum. The flrat time Walter Oeorg-e got hla goat
In nomination and tha next time getting the nomina
tion, democ ratio Oeorge Hall defeated him. Wonder U
he la trying to beat Bryan's record f
Kearney Hub: The Huh quite agree with tha
Aurora Republican that Nebraska republicans have no
call to tie themselves up with a "favorite eon" presi
dential movement This may mean Norria, or Burkett
or Estbrook.
Hall and the Court
Tekemeh Herald: State Treasurer Hall got a call
down by the supreme court laat week, which will
make blm realise that he la not the only pebble on
the beach. Tha court took the view that the legle
lature knew what la waa doing when It paeeed the
law creating those department and provided that they
should be maintained from the fees collected. It looks
as though tha Stat treasurer wanted to hold all the
money possible In the banka ef the Hall family. The.
voter will probably remember blm at tha neat elec
tion and give him what he has Invite.
Columbus Telegram: Tha Nebraska supreme court
baa commanded the atat treasurer to spit In the fact
ef the atat ecnetltutlon. But the decision I not sur
prising. If the high onurt had etoop by the state
treasurer aad the constitution, then some of lta own
members might have been compelled to carry back to
tha treasury salary money which they could not have
received except through their own court' a preceea rf
making tha constitution ar plaything for politicians.
Kearney Times: Tha decision of tne supreme
court against Oeorge Hall, atat treasurer and In
favor at W. F. Rldgell. fir commissioner, will be re
ceived with glad acclaim hy almost everyone, for In
spite of the fact that ene heard commendation for the
militant treasurer one in a while, the general tm
prvedon held In the atata was that Mr. Hall waa
wrong In hla attitude. But let s add a word In be
half of Mr. IUU and hla eland. Even though the court
proved the gentleman was wrong and departments of
the Mate's big mill were forced to practically ceaee
operation for a while, Brother George succeeded In
ectabllahlng A act rule (though not his own) for the
future conduct af treaaurere (thla la more ef the
"cloud with a silver lining." and "its an lit wind, etc.,"
etuff). '
Twice Told Tales
Terlettagt at Meeeee.
One of the methods of communicating from on
officer to another In the trenchee of the preeent great
war la to give the message le on of the prlratee and
tell him to "pea the word along"- the line until It
reaches Ita deettnatton, via., the officer at the othor
end. Thx following etory will ehow hew a aertous
meeeag ran be distorted en Ua Journey from mouth
to mouth.
Lieutenant A, In rharg of cne ead ef tha British
tine, told the private In front to "paea tha word along"
to lieutenant B: "We ar going to advance; can yo i
send ue reinforcements"
When Lieutenant B received the message It was
Ilk thla: "We are going ta a dance; can you, lend ue
three and fourpenoeT" Pittsburgh C1ronicla-Tele.
rpb.
Oa Btretegry.
A well know army offloer eald at a dinner tn
Washington, apropos of strategy:
"The strategist must be very quick of decision a .id
very prompt to execute what he decides There must
be nothing cf Jiggers about the aucceaaful strategist.
"A friend, yon knew, called an Jiggers and found
the man bending over a shirt with a rapt, dreamy, per
plexed look.
' 'What s upr the friend aaked.
" 'Well.' as 111 Jlggere, 'I'm In a quandary. Tula
snirt her la to dirty to wear and not dirty enough
te g to the laundry, and I oaa't make up my mind
w hat to d about It.' "Washington Star.
UL
rieslagr tbe qaeeie.
OMAHA, Dee. W.-To the Editor of The
Bee: Of recent detee I have noticed the
Interchange of communications tn tha
public pulse columns relative to tha dis
pute as to whether the elty ahould engage
union muelclena In preference or rather
to the exclusion of the nonunlonlat.
I believe Mr. Finn has consumed con
siderable space In attempting t ehow the
rr.erlt of hla side f the controverey, not
only on this occasion, but on a former In
stance when an attempt was made to
unionise the postofflc band.
Mr. Finn appears to be somewhat
peeved, and no doubt uncomfortable,
about the action of the Ancient Order of
t'nlted Workmen band In making tha
el reel demonstration against the action
of the city commissioners. The writer la
not a member f the Anotent Order of
United Workmen band or lodge, but,
along with a great many ethers, certainly
la In sympathy with their action. The
city had no legal right whatever to bind
themeelvea to employ only union mu
sicians, and even If they .had the legal
right It waa a rank Injustice. Tha union
musleians are net one hit better than tha
nonunlonlat. Why are they any more en
titled to the distribution of the taxpay
er' money than anyone else? If they
will but pauee a moment to oonslder and
tr.qutr they will find out thet they have
brought upon themselves a great deal of
ridicule and condemnation from tha pub
lic. The trouble with a great many unions
la they want to carry a chip on their
shoulder all the time. They deny a non
unionist the right to follow up hla trade
without taking tha dictation of a walking
delegate. What they cannot accomplish
by merit they attempt by intimidation.
They refuse to work alongside a non
unionist, and mora than once have they
laid down their tools for that reason alone.
Taking organised labor ae a whole they
do not bear a vary high repute among
the general public. There haa been too
much underhanded work. The search
light of Inveetlgatlon has revealed con
siderable questionable tactics.
Th Ancient Order ef United Workman
band was perfectly right In tha stand
they took and they have a whole lot of
sympathy from tha general public. Tha
least Mr. Finn haa to say upon this sub
ject tha more ha will be thought of. Th
union musician doea not depend upon hla
musical talent alone for a livelihood any
more than tha other musicians, who can
didly admit th fact, although Mr. Finn
tried to make u believe otherwise In th
postofflo band controversy. Respect
fully. J. R. CROW.
(This will cloee the argument on the
union music question, aa both aides have
had their say, and ample apace to preeent
their views. Ed.).
Bahy'a sllsrht t live."
O'NEILL, Neb., Dec. lO.To th Editor
of Th Be: I not In your issue of
December 7 an article entitled "An In
fant Right to' Live' and signed by
P. J.-A Father.
I also am a father ef two ohlldren and
they ar as healthy apeclmene of human
ity aa can be found. I disagree, however,
with P. 3., ae I see n earthly ua in
allowing a hopeless cripple or an Imbecile
to live, aa they ar a burden to humanity
and to themselves.. P. J. i refers u th
casea of Helen Keller and Gordon. Helen
Keller I not a cripple nor an imbecile,
but la In full control of her rauaolea and
Intellect and therefore cannot be ueed as
a criterion. But In th case of Gordon,
he was not bom a cripple, a I have been
advised, and, while I do not know tha
gentleman, It la my firm conviction that
If he had his Ufa to live over again since
he had his unfortunat accident ha would
prefer a thousand timee to be dead. He
Is a man of remarkable characteristics,
and. In hla condition, while he abhors
sympathy for himself, ha has dona a
great deal for others who have found
misfortune.'
What we need I this day and aa ar
men and women and not cripples. W
want a robust humanity. Would we think
f mating cattle that ar not sound or
rale them if they were physically Im
perfect? No. Then why ahould we b
lax about our future generations?
This woman in Chicago did perfectly
right and I admire her for her good
sound Judgment. If w had more like
bar and a few lees hair-brained people
who ar ver ready to criticise th o
tlons of those of stronger mentality the
world would be a better and safer place
to live la. , E. M. W.
Editorial Snapshots
Tips on Home Topios
Et. Lout Olobe-Democret: Th Kebraa
kana will kindly return th colonel's hat
Boston Transcript: A young man's Idea
cf preparedness is to buy tha diamond
ring without stopping to think how he is
going to furnish the flat
Baltimore Amerioen: Th autobiogra
phies in th new congressional directory
ehow a great tnereaso tn th national
modesty a they are not so eulogistic a
formerly.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: A District of
Columbia supreme court Judge haa de
cided that a "move up" order on a street
car cannot be enforced. Lot of conduc
tors found that ut long ago.
Springfield Republican:. Ia Nebraska
prohibitionists complain that the "rum
mlea'' ar trying to make capital out of
tha preeent unpopularity of Mr, Bryan.
Thla la a sad report from the Platte.
Cleveland Plain Dealert "It will he a
dark day for cartoonists If ever Mr. Bryan
retire from private life," ay th Bir
mingham Age-Herald. Noneens. It will
be a dark day for Mr. Bryan If the car
toonists ever decide to retire him.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Just how much
more Is tha administration's preparedness
policy going to cost us In the coming
fiscal year? About $1.60 a head. Last year
th army and navy coat about 11 10 per
capita. Thla year, with the new program,
it will run up te tin. Thla wUl be more
than one-third of th total coat of run
ning tha government, which la put at W
a head.
Weahlngtou Star: Whatever may be
th doubt to th efficiency of Mr,
Ford'g peace ship, nobody oan fall ta ap
prove tha eentlment which prompted th
enterprise. There le melanoho'y re-son
ta euepeot that tbe situation In Europe
hes reached a po at where eentlm -M
ha ceased, except as a strictly local
matter.
Indianapolis News: Vigorous opposition
Is expected to meet any attempt to put In
furoe the tax euggeetlone mad by the
pree'dent In hla eddreee to congress. But
thet 1 not aurprting, and la certainly
no reason why the suggestions should not
be seriously considered. No tax waa aver
proposed that did not meet with more
or lee vigorous opposition from the pe6
pie who would have to pay It.
Kansas City Times: Perhapa Mr. Ford
plane to disrupt the armies hy offering
all tha men Jobs in his factory.
Washington Post: Thla present prosper
ity is prosperity for the people of the en
tire republic, and It will go further and
remain longer than any period of pros
perity the country haa hitherto enjoyed. '
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Nebraska reports
the nomination of Woodrow Wilson for
the primaries. But, strangely enough, no
one In his home state has come forward
to press the candidacy of the ex-peerless
leader.
Chicago Herald: The publication of the
fact that tha five alllea have nil signed
a pact for no separata peace waa probably
not inspired by the fear that the Ford
expedition might win one of the weak
kneed onea over.
New York World: The British defeat
In the Bagdad expedition la ascribed to
the treachery of the Arab who at the
critical moment turned against them,
after the manner ef Arab tradition and
history. The hand of the Arab, like that
of their forefather Iehmaal, la against
every one according as time, place and
opportunity serve.
Indon Statist: The belligerent nations
are not only using their normal savings
of about l,MO,ono.ooo a year for war pur
poses, but are withdrawing capital from
the rest of the world, or borrowing money
from the neutral nations, at the rate of
about 700,000,ooo a year. Hence the total
loss of wealth to the whole world. In com
perlson with the accumulation that would
take place but for the war, is In the
neighborhood of 2,aoO,WO,ono a year.
LINES TO A LAUGH.
a
"I approve of the military training for
boys because It teaches them to obey
promptly without asking questions."
''Ah, they'll get that training anyhow.
Won't most of them marry V Baltimore
American.
Officer 'to man arrested ns a spy)
on mmr you aon i anow anytnmg about
the war?
Huepeet Honeet, I couldn't know less
tfcout it if I were a war expcrt.-Life.
"Why ie that aquaw putting en so
many airs?"
"That squaw is some punklns. Resent
of the Daughters of the Aborigines."
Detroit Free Press.
"Tou ought to propose to my sister,"
Simpered the young isdv. "She la a
splerMli rook, while I ha-e nothing to
recommend me eave what you are
plensed to cell my sood looks."
I want to marrv ou. maintained
the young man. ''Still I realise that a
Koon cook te a areat boon, msvds your
sister would come and cook for tis," he
continued hopefully. Louisville Courier-Journal.
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HUSBANDS?
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CICVtJJ MEN JO MOT BECOME
HU& BANDS
'What on earth ere you do'ng sneaking
around in the room that way, Marin,
when you know I can't bear U be d.a-
turied?"
I was looking for an ee-K to make the
cake Icing with."
"Well, boat It'" Baltimore American.
Merchant Whet we want is a man to
put the blnme on when a customer com
plains one who Is able to take a calling
down wilhou' tin-' any talk back.
Applicant I'm your man, sir. I've been
married ten years. riostun Transcript.
THE GOOD OLD SAYS.
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
When Adnm sought for leavee to pay a
debt he had to settle
Before he found the flv leaf soft he
grabbed a little nettle.
'Twa tniiKh on Adam, you'll admit,
his grief he couldn't stifle.
Hie fingers were eo badly stung I think
he cussed a trifle.
And Adam's still alive today whene'er we
sup with sorrow,
For yesterday was like today, and, doubt
less, like tomorrow.
Whene'er a grub become a fly It ssys
while it is ranKlng:
" 'Tis quite uncanny, mother, dear, the
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And every leaf a rose unfolds to sephyr's
light caresses.
Is filled with wonder as It note how fast
the world progresses.
Still from the dead we take on life; from
age our youth we borrow:
And yesterday wan like today, and, doubt
less, like tomorrow.
At seventeen minutes after six this morn
ing, to the minute,
A gnat waa born: It scented life; was
anxious to begin It.
"The good old day! Th good old days!"
'tie oinglng now, dot rot It!
The leaf born doesn't love a detk, so
cheerfully I swat It.
I would that of the good old day wise
gnats and men would shout less.
For yesterday was like today and Ilk
tomorrow, doubtless.
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