14 THK ' I'.EK: ()M AT I A ', S'ATUH I ) A V. DKCEMBEIl 4, 1915. By MELLIFICIA. Friday, December 3, 1915. TO "Bashful Bennie," who wants to know how he "may bunt into lo nely" : You eay, Dcnnle, that you have been an instructor In a skat ing rink and that you are the hero of forty "knockouts." I think you roust have a glorious physique and should qualify for a cotillion leader. But, leave Omaha to make your social ascension. In your home town yoir are at the great disadvantage of a previous Impossible surrounding. Do not worry about your "dough." If you spend It with a true air of fine sportsmanship In a new and correct setting, no one Is going to take the trpuble to trace It down to tts source of four kings. Such prying person alities are In extremely bad form In smartest clrclea these days. Leave Chicago or Minneapolis alone, but you have a good show In some of the other larger towns of the midwest. Patronize the most fash ionable tailor and dancing master. It is the business of men in these oc cupations to be up on matters of social usage and form; and, as their gen erous patron, consult with them and follow their Instructions. Do not make the nilnlake of trying to break Into a man's exclusive club. Quarter yourself In the best style at the bust hotel. Have the finest machines, including one racing car which you will drive as if possessed of all the demons of speed. Look rakish and fetching as you drive along the boulevards. They'll take notice of you, and nice women will soon ask you for donations to their pet charities and philanthropies. Do not play the flirt about It, nor even affect the sentimental; but yet be devotion Itself to some plain spinster of foremost social prominence. She will appreciate the marked attention of a dashing bachelor. She will land you socially, Bennie. Your devotion to her will bring men to ber more worthy than you. The stronger sex are so fly-like where women are concerned. More than one case has been known where the at tentions of a handsome masculine climber mado a bolle of en ugly duck ling and finally married her a worthy man. Your case is not hopeless, Bennie, If the four kings brought in enough to give you full play at the new game. Outside of the south, society does not eland on graves today, nor even In old shoes. If there is an ounce of gentleman under your skin, you can win out. Conroi Club Plans, The Comis club met Thursday after noon with Mrs. Gooff Morris at lunch eon, followed by cards. Irises were won by Mesdames Leslie Thompson, I'. J. Larmon and Charles Lanstrom. The neat rsular nwtlim of the club will in two weeks with Mn. P. O. JennlnKS. On Monday evening-, December 13, the members will give a husbands' enter tainment at the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Dlmmlck. Oueit of Miis Davis. One of the popular guests of the holi day season will bo Miss Marjory Stewart of Muncll, Ind.. who arrived In Omaha Thursday mornlnr. to vllt Mlaa Elisabeth XavU. Many Interesting affairs are al ready In planning for Mlaa Btowaxt, among- which will be a dinner preceding the Charity hall, Monday evening, when Miss Davis will entertain eight giiosta to dinner at her home. Dance at the Borne. The Et-av-Vtrp club gave a dance at the Rome hotel Tuesday evening. Tboee present were: Messrs. and Mesdames J. W. Overstreet. A. r. Keusirom. Misses Irene Rulllvan. Irene 11 I bee, Hlanche ritapleton, l.lllliin Kwaiiherg, W inifred Lore. Ciertrude, Xylan, Mable Heecher, Clara Hohuebel. Klleen Chambers, tfm I'helan, Mary ltetrloh. Oertrude Hell. Clcda Urasf, Messrs. W. V. Hellers, V. Uradford. O. O. Young, C. llaarmann. O. A. How Ire, A. 8. Nurw, K. A. Westerlna, I,. R Bodm-berg. ' V. Drsenhart, Charles A "man. Charles Unit, Julius Htlsser. K. A. Robblne. George W. Hteele, three weeks. Another sister from Chlnasjn, Mra. I. New, Is the guest of her daughter, Mrs. J. Hosenfeld, in Council Bluffs. The officers of the Kt-A-VIrp club are planning a stag party for Tuesday even ing December 7, at Metropolitan hall, society . o efo The Friday Dancing club wll give a surprise party next Friday evening. The members of the committee of arrange ments are: Messrs. and Mesdames A. C. Martman. Maynard Swarts. Oscar Lleben, Stork Special. A son, Robert Austin, waa born last week to Mr. and Mra. Austin P. Braun at Birch Knoll Sanitarium. Unitarian Junior Club. The Unitarian Junior club will hold a aoclat meeting at I o'clock tonight at the club house, 438 North Fortieth atreet. There will be dancing, readings and muslo, - , Elks Dancing Party. Messrs. and Mesdamea C. P. flaunt. C. A. Devlne, Misses Jennla Wilson, Manda Peterson, Kiltie Wulff, vLoulea Hbert. I.ena McCullough. Pauline Faulkner, Pesay Faulkner, (Iraoe Jones. Ptella Leach, lieulah Maxwell, Ollnda Palmer, Ann Andresen, Myra Ulvler. Ilasel Gilbert Messrs. Ted Israel. C. A. Plxler. J. V. Chestnut. J. I., pwcroft. P. K. OHswold. Kay Fi. Powell, Din II. Hunt, Thor Andresen, C. M. Tex. Roy Mussrave, W. J. Palmer. C. I Rwancutt, 1. C. Scott. Elmer Berg. , Choir Snner and Dance. Tha Daan and Mra. Jamea A Tancock will entertain the adult members of the choir or the cathedral this evening, at upper at the deanery. Tne husbands and wives of the members will also be guests. After the supper, the choir party will dance at Jacobs hall. Drama Clasi. , t The Drama clase mrt this morning with Mrs. Harry I Cummlngs. Miss Kate Mcllugh led. The members are: Mesdames Mesdames Harry L. Cwnmlngsjonn A. Methane, Howard H. Haldrtge, w. R. McKwn, H. 11 Hpraaue. Arthur Remlnxton, Francis A. brogan, Frank W. Judson, "W. A. C. Johnson, Osgood Eastman, E. P. KlrkenUall. Today' Eventi. Mrs. Lloyd B. Wilson entertained four tables at bridge this afternoon. Mlu Irene Day will be hostess this ' evening to the editorial staff of the Commercial High school. The Fontenelle chapter of the Order of the Eastern Star will give an enter tainment thla evening at tha home of Mrs. Clarence H. Walraxh. At Prairie Park Club. The Indian program given laat evening at the Prairie Prk club, by Miss Grace Pool, singer, and Miss Grace Miner, story teller, proved to be a very enjoy able affair. Mima Pool and Miss Miner have given a number of national programs already thla season, using aiurlea and aonss In dividual to the different countries. It la an entirely unique line of entertain ment and original with these" young ladies. Entertain! at Bridge. Mr. and Mrs. H. G. Browne entertained at bridge Thursday evening. Three tables of players were present. Including: Dr. and Mrs. Itodney Bliss, Mruri. and Mcadaines ' ! K. Hiilbarh. r K. M. Martin. V K. Wataon. J. It. Morton, t llffurd teuler. Bridge Luncheon Club. The Friday Brldse-Kuncheon club met this afternoon with Mlaa Mildred But ler, with the full membership present. The guest of honor waa Ulu Marjory Ktewart of M uncle. 1 lid., house guest of 11 Us Elizabeth Davis. The members ot the club are: Mesdama John Poller -Webster. (Dr. A. W. Flta- simona, Taylor T. Day, Gordon J. Kyte, Asa C. Hunt. Henry NyKaard, Percy B. Owmne. John H. MrMahon. W. II. Plainer. J. B. Robertson, O. W. Preston. George W. Johnson, 11. F. U Kokrrman, O. Goodrich, Liirenc n. nail, itneain, C. A. Divine. C. 1 Dettman, MUaes Gertrude La.ua, MeCaffery. Grace Jones, Messrs. Thor Andreesen, J. T. Mcgulllln. I,. N. Plainer. F. Pratt Harwood. Misses Irene HI ghee. Marie Kuna, Messrs. Dr. L. C. Scott. Marriage Announcement. The marriage of Mrs. Lois E. Duffle to Dr. J. B. Schloch of Scott's Bluff waa solemnised Thursday evening, at the homa of the bride's sister, Mrs. C. A. Dennis, the Rev. O. A. Ilulbert officiat ing. Only near relatives were present After January 1 Dr. and Mrs. Schloch will be at home at Scott's Bluff. Tuletide Tea Boom. Mr. Frank W. udson was among tha hosts at luncheon at the Tuletide IVa room this afternoon. Mrs. Judson's guests were: Messrs. and Mesdames Clement Chase. Mra. W. Rogers. H. It. MaldrUe, Mr. Luther Drake. George Kelley, Pottponement. The Dundee Friday Bridge-Luncheon club, which waa to have met this after noon with Mrs. Darwin B. Cheaney has postponed tha meeting Indefinitely. SETS OUT TO ORGANIZE A TYPIST UNION for the 40,000 girl stenographers of New York, with a minimum wage of $8 per week as the ideal. iiiilj! t vJISI.M...i in m,...Z ! I I I sas'lJ I 8 aissa J m m.ys&&ttmim4k.;si "it H FEDERAL COURT IS IN SORRY STRAITS Lawyers Find it Difficult to Trans ! act Business Because of Absence of Main Figures. ALLEN AWAY MOST OF TIME returned from an extended trip, having visited Chicago, Dallas, Tex., Salt Lake City, San Francisco, Is Angeles and San Diego. Having rented their resi dence for the winter, they have taken apartments at the Colonial hotel. Miss Margaret MrPhane, who has been vIMtlng Mrs. Charlea Wales at Wales wood, Minneapolis,, has returned to Omaha for a short stay, prior to leaving for Baltimore, where she will be the guest of her alster, Mrs. William Colling and Mr. Colling. Mlsa McBhane plans to spend some time In New York and also In Ohio before her return, which will be In the spring. The conditlpn of the Omaha di vision of the United States court has reached a point where It Is deplorable! quite natural the Impatience of the peo ple whose buelness these men are paid to transact. That the appointment of Allen may not he confirmed la a possibility. He Is now In Washington, where the Important question will soon come up. Whether Senator Hitchcock will find It politically expedient to oppose his confirmation re mains to be eeeen. A ('ash Medicine that Helps. Dr. King's New Discovery will help your cough or cold. Keep a bottle at home for emergencies. 60c at druggists. Advertisement. and almost a public scandal. Witb no regular judge, no regular com missioner and a United States attor ney who has been In bis office only a few days in all the time he was ap pointed last summer, the dispatch of business Is slow and uncertain In the extreme. The trial of cases has been kept up throughout the long, illness of Will- lam If. Munger, and since his deathj by the hard work of federal Judges who came from neighboring districts temporarily to sit In this division. This work has fallen especially heav ily on T. C. 'Munger, one of the hard est workers on the bench. However, the llttlo fitfully arrarnement by which W. J. Bryan's brother-in-law was appointed 1'r.ltfd Htntes district at torney, with headquarters In Omaha, Is not worklnn out for the best Interests of this Important office an.! fir the dls patch of the heavy buolnens of the Omaha division. Immediately after his appointment, Mr. Allen took an extended trip to the Pa cific coast. Since he has len back he has been found at the Omaha office only occasionally. At the present time he is tn the east. Lives In Lincoln. The principal trouble seems to lie In the fact that the appointee lives In Lin coln and doesn't find It convenient to move to Omaha. Naturally the round trip of 110 miles to his office Isn't taken any oftener than absolutely necessary. Consequently prisoners He In Jail, va rious papers go unsigned, the business of the office, which ought to be trans acted every week day, is delayed until Mr. Allen finds it convenient to come to Omaha. The expressions of dissatisfaction have been many tn the last few months among attorneys and persons having business with the United States government through Its attorney In this division, that he Is always absent from his office. The assistant United States attorney for Nebraska, being located also at Lin coln, leaves the most important point In the state, leaves the most Important point In the state, Omaha, altogether tenantlesa most of the time and makes One Man Held Up and Several Lose to Petit Thieves II. L. Hobson, 1113 South Thirty-third street, reports to tiie police that he was held up and robbed of a watch and $5 by two armed men at Twenty-seventh and Pacific streets, Thursday night. Charles Robinson, confiding negro of Louisville, Ky., grew friendly with two strange dark-complected gentlemen and is minus $2 and a new overcoat. O. O. Lyons' home at 52! North Twenty third street was vlsiicd by thieves, who stole a purse containing V: Unrry Nagla, 11S Cass street, reports to the police that a thief pained entrance to his Pliu-e apd stole 125 from four roomers. May Kopp of the Millard hotel reports the theft of four gold rings. KIDDIES' CHORUS MADE PERMANENT German Sinking Societies Will Per petuate Organization of Omaha School Children. MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR THE RiVERVIEW HOME A merry Christmas will he enjiyed by children at the Rivervlew Home through the efforts of the City Federation of Child Conservation leagu- . of which C. H. Pavldge la president. There will be a Christmas tree ard each child will receive a gift. Final plans for the cele bration will be made Monday at a meet ing to be held In the Schmollor Mueller auditorium. WILL HOLD ANNUAL CONCERTS The children's chorus which sang during the sangerfest last summer Is to be perpetuated under the aus pices of the German singing societies meeting in the music home at Seven teenth and Cass streets. Letters were sent to parents of alt children In the German classes of the public schools, asking for expres sions. The first rehearsal will be held Saturday afternoon, and future rehearsals every Saturday afternoon at 3 o'clock. Prof. Theodor Reese "vill be the director. I oncer! t'.nrh Year. It l prcrcs"d to hold a concert every year In the Auditorium. Sonus will be rendered In German nnd Hngllph. Prof. .atdlncr, supervisor of German In the public srhools, is co-operating, although he mado the statement thst this chorus is not a school affair. Cir culars were children. sent to parents of 2.50O County Employes Will Hold Dance in the Court House The Douglas county court house will be the scene of a ball Friday evening. December 17. for county employes and their friends. It Is nn open secret that this ball Is likely to eclipse in uplendor the one re cently given by city hall folk, the court house dwellers finding it necessnry occa sionally to Impress the city hall crowd with a due senfe of Its Inferiority. The ball will be held on the first floor nf the rnurt house, than which no more beautiful or suitable place can be found In any building In Omaha. MRS. JOSEPH WRIGHT IS STRICKEN BY APOPLEXY Mrs Joseph Wright, wife of Joseph Wright ot the Nebraska-Iowa Grain company, was stricken with apoplexy Thursday. Her condition is very criti cal nnd It Is not thought that she t"" recover. . She hail been In poor health for some time. She was In her room and the maid went down stairs to an swer the door bell. A few momenta later when she returned Mrs. Wright was unconscious. If TlTwrly t'lntu nn Over Fntlna. Christmas. New Tears and other feaat days causo many disturbed digestions. The stomach and bowels should not be permitted to remain clogged up, for In digestion and constipation are often fol lowed by eerlous diseases, resulting from undigested poisonous waste matter. Foley Cathartic Tablets should be In every home, ready for use. No griping: no un pleasant after effeqt. Relieve distress after eating, regulate bowels, sweeten stomach and tone cp the liver. Bold everywhere. Advertisement. POLICEMEN TO GET SALARY INCREASES Santa. Claus has visited the policemen. November pay Just received brought Increases of $5 and 110 per month, accord ing to positions. These raises were 1 due some months ago, but owing to condi tion of the funds it was necasary to defer the Increased acale. American or Swiss? Shall I Buy an American or Swiss Watch? Some ask this question and others have pronounced ideaa on the subject. That is why we offer our customers the best movement made In both countries, and are glad to give prospective pur chasers the benefit of our advice In order that they get tho watch best suited to his needn. No watch Is bandied by us that cannot bear the expert inspection that comes from many years experience as watch makers and merchants. No matter whether you purchase a low-priced watch or one of the most extravagant repeaters, you will receive the same courteous treatment and have the same sense of security In your purchase. - You will have to pay no more here than elsewhere for a good watch. Albert Edholm Omaha's Oldest Established Jeweler 16th Street at Harney For December Bride. Mrs. Oeorge' Fisher and Mlsa Edith Fisher will .entertain at a miscellane ous shower Saturday In honor of Mlsa Alice Maude Gates, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William Howard Oates. who will be married this month to Mr. li Roy French Johnston ot Qravette, Ark. Miss Kdlth Ward will give an after noon party on Saturday, December 11, for Miss Oates. In and Out of the Bee Hive. Mr. and Mrs. I. 8. Leavltt expect to leave for the west Saturday and spend tha winter In Los Angeles. Mra. George F. Welda, who waa the guest ot her alster, Mra. W. I lirayton, has returned to her home In Gambler, O. Mrs. E. A. Plnger will leave for Chi cago about the middle of Ierember to remain over the holidays. Mr. Singer will Join here before Christmas. Mrs. If. J. McCarthy was called to Chi cago last week by the serious Illness of her sister. Phe may remain until after Christmas. Mr. McCarthy returned from Chicago Saturday and Is staying at the Fontenelle during Mrs. McCarthy's ab sence. Personal Mention. Mrs. J. J. Itoulter of Kansas City Is the guest of her daughter, Mrs. C. U Cook. Mr. and Mrs. J. Van Rensselaer have From the Moment That the Doors Swing Ajar Until They Close for the Week Great Doings at Thomas Kilpatrick & Company's Now we do not like In other words, starting at 84 o'clock Saturday morning and ending at 9 p. m. promptly SENSATIONAL SELLING uvermucn me terra eensauunai, ana rtJCjVAit mean to use it witnout UUUJLJ REASON. THREE WEEKS TILL CHRISTMAS! Makes us catch time by the forelock and clear out many lots which we won't have time to write about or think about a little later. EVERY EXCLUSIVE MODEL SUIT IN STORE GOES ON SALE. Suits from the most exclusive makers in this land-Materials the best Artistic conceptions. Many fur trimmed. Prices asked previously $75 to $150, and, mark you, very many similar suits SOLD BY US at these figures $50.00 each for pick. This sale starts at 10 a. m. Mentioned a little out of its order because of its GREAT IMPORTANCE. All through this ad will be specially attractive items. We are going to jumble it up a bit in the hope that you may be interested enough to read it all through. Mesdajnea I4n V CKMi. itsruld frttrhett, Kalph I'trUrs. Miues uie Dinning. KliuMHilh t'atis, Mcliura l'n, Mary iiurklry, l - ar i 1 o:',t"."'K Y Misses t lnt-lM lh Hiuct, imO)S i'Mtfl. , (apl.ue feirrs, Kalliorin Tbuuimet. Serial Affain Planned. Mrs. Sam Frank will b at horn In foimally Hunday aternoon for her sister, Mr. Martiu Oberfeldt-r of Chicago, a ho .a coma to ba br guest for about F HmSj WLOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA its Mill lUrMi. Nr . abaulvuir FtraertMf. Hi ttaoaa but im Frttsia tttiiu trl4 is tk wy krt et tallica. Kg..Mlr aiMli4. hiiUm m Hil ar of Mrvtc. kiurtsu sim. lmfr rruu II ! frw tuto bus aiexu sil lislu. Writ for (ullr. y. at IMMMK'K. 1mm tn Hit This sale is to start when the doors open. Itr'AI) OA KEFV LLY t A short time ago we split up a purchase with a Wiscon sin merchant, taking about half of a stock ot Wool Dress Goods of mixed character. The whole thing was done on about a fifty fifty basis. Goods made to retail at $1.00, $1.25. $1.60 and $2.00 we have sold a great many yarda at these prices now for a quick clean-up, C0 Knturtlay Come at 3:30 a. m. We have never seen better values. Wonderful Kitle of Odd Ireses Htur. day This aale 10 a. m.: One Press at $09.50. instead of $85.00. One Dress at $ ).50. instead of $65.00. One Dress at $25.00. instead of $57.60. One Dress at SHU. 50. instead of $35.00. One Dress at S 17.50. instead of $35.00. One Dress at 815.00. instead of $30.00. 15 Dresses, were $25.00, for $13.75. 25 Dresses, were $15.00 and $18.00, each, for SO.05 Three lots of Suits will be found on the floor, separately placed on racks, at 810.25. 817.00. 825.00. rots: vi' km rots! row: AND THEN' FI KK! We bought our Kurs in the early sum mer 40 to 50 per cent below present market prices; and, more Important still, we got the pick ot skins. Similar qualities one could scarcely buy at any price today. Kox, Marten, Fitch, Seal, Lynx, Mole, etc. We bought a big lot of Minks the Kur Aristocracy, as it were. We'll offer Scarfs (plural used to be Scarves) at 87.50 t0 837.50. nl Muffs. 815.00 up. We are splendidly equipped with Scarfs, Muffs and Sets. t IIILDKKVrt MAI'S MI ST H! ltoom NeelH for Other Goods. Whtthef prices were $7.50 or $8.50, Sat urday, your choice, 82.50. Children ot any age fitted. Many of the hats the very latest In style and trimming. Time vm when to he called a Silk Stock ing was a Ttrnt of Opprobrium. Of course, this means as applied to men. When the term waa first used few. If any, men wore Silk Stockings don't know that many tnen wear 'em, even now, but we do aell Uthora of Silk Ho. Of that, more anon. Now we want to draw your attention to a Silk HtiK-king Ke Saturday, It) a. ni. We planned a grouping of Stockings, qual ities that sold at f 1.5tt and Sii.oo. This waa our thought: Suppose we could get the dear women and men, too, for that matter to get thru" with Stocking buying early wouldn't we all then have more time for other things later? Knick-knacks, for instance. No sooner thought of than we planned execution. We put with a lot of blacks (mostly Onyx! some beautiful fancy stripes, many with desirable white grounds, and at 1 a. m. you get a pick at 81.10 a pair. We advise promptness. oi kk7l kia x "ha XHi "Make Mention. Ilea, Kr Saturday." Counters will be covered with Bilk Waist patterns In boxes 81.98 fr the whole thing, Waist, Card ami Uox. We sell hundreds of patterns for gifts. Check off your list one more good suggestion from Kllpatrlck'a. Speaking of suggestions, our Stationery Section is decked out with Holly Sprays, Polnsettas, Chrysanthemums, Dennlsou Stickers. Cord, Tinsel, Crepe Paper, Favors, etc. Raphael Tuck imported Cards and Stationery; Berlin & Jones' fa mous Papers; Volland'a Books and Book lets. We make no claims to having a complete Book stock that's an impossibility for auyone too many being ground out dally. We do have, however, a very desirable col lection for Holiday giving, and more arriv ing daily. It la written that the "Hvathen Chinee1' had a reference work of 11,100 VOLVMIg, and that didn't brina- thlnas quite up to date. This valuable work waa destroyed In the Boxer rebellion. How true that of the makliia of books there la no end. It Is said than an Oriental potentate commissioned his wise men to write a history of the world. Yeara afterwards they brought to him a larxe num ber of ponderous volumea. Jtoil it down lie aald (or words to that effect). I haven't time before I die to read it. When he had reached old aire they returned and the whole matter waa condensed into five largn volumes. I never could itet through all of that matter, aald he, for alas. I am reaching llfe'a evening. Boll It down! Boil it down! Uark the wihc men went. Soon tha oldest sage returned and handed his master a book containing one single najte. The monarch opened ami read. "BOauri UrrESIl SEEM!" And that's a record that fits many Uvea and tells their history. No traahy books in our stock. Sale and sane for old and youngr. At Yuletlde our shop in one section is a Real Men's Store. We have Neckties, Shirts, Hocks, IleltN, Hunpendera, Mufflers, etc. Gloves, that are guaranteed, and Mer chandise Certificates to buy when in doubt. We have devoted a special section this year to Men's Bath Kobe, Lounging ltobes, House Cunts, Dress VcMs, Traveling; Bags ami Case, all selected in keeping with the name of "KILPATRICK." We place on Rale Saturday a magnifi cent selection of choice Kid and Lamb Gloves. Until now, these have not seen the light of day since being checked by ap pralsers upon arrival. Many fancy stitch ings. Colors, whites and blacks; light weight, dress and street. All guaranteed. The wise ones will buy early. Section south of Candy Department con tains a display of Brassware Smokers, Sets, Desk Sets, etc. Good Time to Pica. Novelties In Neckwear, front section, at door. Famed for our novelties in Bags, we have outdone even ourselves this year. Handkerchiefs galore, Silver Knick knacks, and. In our Basement salesroom, a collection of imported China, such as will not be seen again for many moons. Lovers of dainty Porcelain from over the seas should buy now not next month not next year BUT NOW ' "Dcr nex day vos Chrismas Der nite it vos shtill, Der stockins vos hung up Oipectin der fill, Und noddings vos stirrin Oil in der haus Vor fear dot St. Nicklas Vos nix comerous." DOLLS They Said it Would be a Long Time Before, We Would Get Any HANS UND GRETCHEN DOLLS Il Mil DOLLS DOLLS DOLLS Prophets were wrong as they frequently are.-We were forehanded. While we didn't get quite all we bought we have quite a stock of German CHARACTER Baby Dolls. How they escaped submarine and mine we know not. (Oh, that the whole miserable business was over.) Dolls on Dress Parade Second Floor Saturday. Don't delay!