'Mil's liMM OMAHA, ttMlAWHAV, DUL'KM fiKJf 1, 1910.
"HE OMAHA DAILY DEE
, rOUXDKD BY EDWARD ROSKWATKR.
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Conference on Rural Crediti.
Among the conferences now in progress l
the gathering at Chicago of representatives of
J the farmers, to debate rural credit and farm
! finances. Thin will be one of the moot Impor
, tnnt of the early winter conclave, because of
the vast Internals Involved In the question. Agrl
l culture hag developed In the United States within
a few yesrs at a rate that hss exceeded even tbe
I most optimistic of prophecies. New method
i and the Improvement of old. the adaptation of
lilRh (trade machinery and power plant to the
farmer' tiaes, and similar Innovations, have
brought about such changes as have nerved to
emphaMre the' need for better methods of
financing tbe Industry.
Tbe farmer makes tbe complaint common to
all, that he must pay too much for the use of the
money he borrows, asserting he provides better
security and pays higher Interest than any other
branch of Industry. The problem Is how to rem
edy this condition, and make sure of the facile
operation of dependable means for financing
the steadily growing operations of agriculture.
j This can not be done on hard and fast lines, be
cause of the diversity of the factor that must be
considered, but a general plan may be outlined,
from whVh a serviceable system can later be
worked out.
Tbe present conference at Chicago has op
portunity to be of real service to the farmer. The
only danger it faces Is that a general Issue may
become beclouded by special complaints.
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Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should hare Th Be mailed to tliem. Ad
dress will b changed a often as requested.
Thought for the Day
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The early Christmas shopper has plenty of
1, iuia to shop again.
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n It Is painfully evident la the score that the
avy la unprepared for land operations.
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ma Care must be. exercised among the hobo
orkers to prevent a fracture of the speed
a scord.
wa ?T" ,
At the rate of 36 cents a pound for the clip,
c'jockmasters of the west become modern dis
pensers of the golden fleece. .
Ma It Mr. Ford is determiaed to spend his money
ohat way. Nebraska can be counted on to furnish
: ,s full quota of guests for the free excursion
Shorty.
I , Loaning money la no longer a rustic for In
; estment. So vast and varied are the offering
t i f security that selection is the chief source of
I 1 1 tarry. -
tl
r. The stockholders of one of the big-meat pack,
,tg firms are promised a Christmas "melon.?
'Chat la no sign, however, that they are vege
I'V.Hana
th
H Jeers and scoffs for the Christmas peace Joy
toide are heard on all sides. Naturally some
ti'oreness springs from the disappointment of
vxpectants.
30 It would seem that Europe's most autocratic
i4overnments are more tolerant of criticism than
")ur president and the high-up members of his
'Official family.
, J The accidental 'destruction of a stretch of
mhe Lane cut-off by fire is only a hint at what
j ; las happened to all the railroads In the war sone
; lSn the other side.
jj If the truth has been told about the vast
e xpenditure of ammunition oa the wester front,
"he war cone countries promise to yield fortunes
'"later as an Iron mine.
Estimates of Andrew Carnegie's "rainy day
frund" range from $10,000,000 to $60,000,000.
"To a man of four-score determined to die poor,
ither pile imposes a back-breaking Job.
t If that new Jury law Is really resulting In
Smaller Judgments for personal Injury damage
halms, the contingent-fee brigade, chiefly re
sponsible for the change, must be dreadfully disappointed.
I i The district court of Dakota county may be
-pardoned for "stepping high." To have Its ruling
j jfn the drainage case affirmed by the federal su-
jprcme eourt in exact terms constitutes praise of
hhe Sir Rupert order..'
j Prize purses for both national party conven
tions dangle on Chicago's belt, while in the dls
tance St. Louis and Philadelphia are still rush
hug subscription papers. The Windy City's speed
'is heart-breaking to competitors.
fu
Another crowded houes greeted the cloae of the
Emma AtiboU at-aaun for a splendid performance of
"f-a. Traviata."
The Peoples' theater waa well filled notwliu-landing-
counter attractions for a performance of
nlu'e "Humpty-Dumpty."
Juilua Peycke. one of Omaha's most popular bust
h'H iim-ii. la atartlnc for three moatha' trip to Eu
rupe, to spend part of the time with his pa'renta, who
r-mde sear llambura. It U rumored that he lift pur
itiaved le return tk keta.
The High school poll I leal economy claaa held a dt
tate on the merits of piotectkin and tree trade. Toe
protection .aide Was represented by Uary Luddlnglon,
Mary Hall, Victor Roaewater and fYed McConnell
and the free trade side by Julia Newoomb. Ausuatu
Let'eller, Art Koe and ICtioch Elllaua. A vote et the
ilaai favored the protectlonlsta.
Juacph Robblna and wife left for Meilco, where
they ill apend the winter.
The ofrir and ladiea of Fon Omaha are preper-
ii& tut another thPatrWal entertainment foltowlnir
I heir recent auncil
11. O. Hurt, auperlntendent of the luaa division of
the ( hi-axo tc Northwestern, is In the city:
;.nfriil Howard hss sone to Kansas City t 4a.
L.eY bis lecture on Central Grant.
Meeting of the Kaisers
The visit of Emperor Wilhelm to Emperor
Krant Josef is aa Interesting episode, specially
noteworthy Just at this time. While, perhaps,
fraught with little of far-reaching Importance, it
has sentimental value of Immense weight, and
as such will be regarded by students of the
war's progress. Primarily, it ought to be suf
ficient answer to reports that one of the eentrsl
powers Is seeking sepsrate peace with the en
tente allies. The strength of the Teutonic al
liance has for Its foundation the absolute under
standing between the two emperors and their
complete agreement on points of policy. Prom
this unanimity of relation has proceeded the
harmony tn the conduct of Joint campaigns,
which has been such a factor In tbe success al
ready obtained. The Germanic peoples are still
united, and the visit of tho German raiser to the
Austrian kaiser Is proof of this.
Does Suppression Suppress ?
Peterson has had an unique experience
among American cities, In that It baa been the
headquarters for an active group of anarchists
for many years. Somehow, anarchy and the silk
Industry seem to go hand In hand In America.
It Is not to tn other countries, and ought not to
be so In this. But Paterson Is the renter of the
great allk industry of the United States, and is
also the center for the J. W. W. and its kindred
organizations. Just now tbe city is trjlng to
suppress one of tho leading spirits of this irre
sponsible band of reckless agitators by prosecut
ing Miss Elisabeth Flynn, under a revived indict
ment charging her with inciting to riot.
Miss Flynn happens to be a native-born oltl
ren, and without doubt is entitled to full privi
leges in the matter of free speech. The ques
tion la of the sufficiency of the proceedings
against her. It may be recalled that about thirty
years ago a band of similar agitators stirred
Chicago to the Haymarket bomb episode and the
subsequent hanging of Parsons and others, and
tbe later pardon of three of their associates by
Governor Altgeld. The lesson of that affair
ought to be supplied by Paterson. Suppression
under the circumstances is likely to become op
pression, and fail of its purpose.
Before Elltabeth Flynn is banished from the
silk city, because of her unbridled speech, some
thing should be done to determine If her charges
have foundation, and if they have, to remove the
cause. Industrial peace can not be established
on suppression of free speech.
Bat, Of Course, It's Different
Here Is an Item which we take from the cur
rent Issue of Collier's Weekly, in which it is cap
tioned, "Weeding Their Own Patch."
We note that on a fair day In November the jus
tices of the appellate court of New York disbarred
thirteen lawyers, suspended seven front practice rof
one year or more, censured sis, and referred charge
against two others to the official referee. It this
keeps up we'll think more of what Is left of the legal
profession, and New York will be a eater place.
Of course, the reference is to New York
lawyers, hut recall, If you please, the outcry
when The Bee not so many moons ago suggested
that the reputable members of the Omaha bar
do a little house-cleaning on their own account.
New York doubtless has more of crooked lawyers
aa it has other crooked folks, but also has some
thing to show for Its efforts at renovation, as
witness the number of disbarments and suspen
sions from practice. By the way, how long is it
since a lawyer practicing in Omaha, no matter
what questionable deals be may have pulled off,
has been disbarred T
' riareback Over the Filipinos.
The wordy clash between the secretary of
war and a former president of the United States
gains public attention through its lack of dig
nity, rather than because of Its Inherent merit.
Fome degree of petulance is shown by each of
the gentlemen, whose testlness on the topic gives
to the little tilt piquancy it might otherwise have
lacked. .
The fact of the matter Is, the democrats
sought to discredit as far as possible the work
done by the republicans in educating the Fili
pinos and advancing them along the road to ul
timate self-government. Unable to carry out
their oft-repeated promises of immediate inde
pendence for the Philippines, the democrats sub
stituted the removal of competent American ad
ministrative officers, to make room for Filipino
politicians. A similar policy was pursued as far
aa possible in this country. The natural, result
was confusion and deterioration In the publto
service of the islands.
This is not the only point on which the demo
cratic administration haa failed, nor la it the one
on which the disapproval of the public will even
tually rest. Diversion occasioned, by the present
outburst will not serve to detract attention from
the manifold ehortcoraings of the party in power.
The law of Nebraska regulating automobile
driving requires a full stop wherever street cart
are taking on or discharging passengers, the
stop to continue until the car starts again. That
law Is being recklessly broken in Omaha a hun
dred times every hour of the day.
Aimed at Omaha
Fremont Tribune; All rlshl. we'll concede The Bee
the privilege of ssylng "We told you so," In the
Hushes rnse.
Auburn Oisnsei: An Orrmhe msn married but
thirty dsys has to answer In eourt In a suit for dlvorc-,
He threw a losf of bread at her and hurt lier hea-l
Bhe, made the broad and he threw It and It Is hard to
tell which was the more Ill-bred of the twn.
Fremont Tribune: It would be of some inlet est tl
know what were the motives of John O. Teleer In
withdrswlng the filing of Theodore Roosevelt for prem
lent as a primary candidate in this state. Can It be
because John lias hsd Instructions from the colonel
what to do? Or Is It because John has concluded the
rclonet Is hot a republican, al the petition sets forth?
Or is It simply because John could not longer stay
away from the spot light?
Columbua Telegram: Twenty cities and ton In
Nebraska are now conducting religious revivals on a
large scale. Do eiiyh meeting! work the welfare e'
a community? Do they make a community better"
Are such revivals of lasting value to the Christian
cause? These are serious questions. 1 know men
who give quick and positive answer to esrtl questlo
but I hesitate to attempt positive reply. I have noted
some such religious meeting which seemed to do goot'
I have noted others which seemed to work evil, rather
than good. It sll depends upon the forces In rharce
If the meetings are In charge of self-seeking evangel
ists, whose first thought la gain, then It cannot be
that the Ood will bless such efforts. If the meeting
be In charge of persons who sre truly trying to heifl
lead men to a knowledge of the gospel of the Havlor,
then they cannot fall to be of value. I believe ttw
"Billy" Sunday meeting accomplished rrest good In
Omaha, and yet I Confess that to me many of his
antics savored of sacrilege. But the evidence Is 'nt
hand to show that In all towns where Kundsy has .tp
pesred he accomplished wonders In leading men and
women out of bad pathways and Into the good high
way. Would I favor a series of religious revival
meetings tn Columbus this winter? Thst question was
aimed st me today by Interested persons. I told them
I should want to know the men who were to conduct
the meetings. I should want to know the story of
their work In other tewns, and the effect of It. I will
give my money and my Influence to any movement
which will give promise of helping people to bett.'
living. I have neither money nor Influence to lend
to professional evangelists without a reputation for
doing right things.
David City Banner: By compelling sll trsmps wh?
Isnd In Omaha ta uks a bath, that city has hit upon
a sure wsy to rid them of such pests.
Nebraska City Press: Poor John O. Telser, ha
who would have bal the newspapers gagged, tied snd
done up In neatly catalogued bundles where they might
be located at any time they were wanted, has been
trying to get a political candidate of his own In the
field. Me suggested the name of Mayor William Hale
Thompson of Chicago, "Big Bill." aa he Is affection
ately known at home. Hla declination of the honor
heaped upon him by the Nebraskan came with such
rspldity that one Is forced to believe that "Big Bill"
knows something about the man who presents his
name and the motives which led him td do the pre
senting. Tf the mayor of Chicago wants to be a presi
dential candidates that's hla privilege: if he wants to
go down to a painless, noiseless defeat, "unwept, un
honored and unsung" be should engage at once aa his
political manager and adviser John O. Telser )T
Omshs.
Twice Told Tales I
What Did He Da with Iff
"Ths manager of my store." declared ths mer
chant to a little coterie of friends,, "is a peculiar
genius. Why. would you believe It. when he draws
his weekly salary he keeps out only fl for spending
money and sends the rest to his wife in Indianapolis."
His listeners with ons exception, who sat silent
and reflective gave vent to low murmurs of wonder
and admiration.
"Now, It may sound thin," added the speaker,
"but It's true, nevertheless."
"Oh. I don't doubt It at all." quickly rejoined the
quiet one; "I waa only wondering what he does with
the dollar." Chicago News.
Jas Mhe Him.
Sandy had been photographed, and as be was
looking Intently at his "picter" Tarn M cPherson came
along.
"What's thst ye blv theerT" he asked. '
"My photygraph," .replied 8andy. ahowlng It
proudly. "Whit d ye think o' It?"
"Mon, It'a fine," exclaimed Tarn la great admira
tion, "It'a Juat like ye, tae. An whit micht tbe like
o' they cost?"
"I dlnna ken," replied Bandy. "I hlnna payd yet."
"Mon." said Tain, more firmly than i ever, "tt'e
awful like ye."-Phlladelphla Ledger.
Alaalaa; aaa Hitting;. .
One of Colonel Roosevelt's first hunting Instructors
waa old Bill Sewall. a Maine guide, whom, when presi
dent, the colonel rewarded for years of friendship an 1
advice by an office.
When he wss a boy the colonel went Into oamp
with Sewall. Deer season csme along, and they went
out to give ths youthful Nlmrod his first chance for
a shot. After a time, the colonel says, they ssw a
stag.
"Shoot!" shouted Sewall, aad ths future president
let go with his rifle.
The stag ran a little way and dropped.
"You've got him! Tou'vs got him!" shouted 6ewall.
as he ran forward to Investigate. "How did it hap
pen?" "Why." replied young Roosevelt, drawing himself
up proudly, "I aimed for hla breast."
"You dons well." said Bill. "You done well. You
hit him In the eye."-Pltteburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
People and Events
A late schedule of the business affairs of James
Smith, Jr., Newark, N. J., thrown Into bankruptcy a
week sgo, shows liabilities of tl.7SO.000 and S19S.237 in
assets. Two Newark newspapers, the Ragle and the
Evening Star, change ownership as a result of Smith s
business collapse.
A Chicago Judge, discussing salary measures for
people on crowded thoroughfares, laid down two simple
rules: "Don't cross streets before looking both ways
Don't cross street Intersections diagonally." Strictly
obeyed ths rules will cut ambulance business in two.
Essaying to show that housewives take an un
necessary number of steps In kitchen activities, a
domestic science professor of Waahlngton State uni
versity puts out some 1.&00 words and gets nowhere
Strict attention to her steps, the professor says, would
save housewives 34 per cent of physical energy. How
much vocal energy the professor wasted la reserved
(or future analysis.
Some very olever claims for personal Injuries hse
been put over the claims departments of railroad.
The Utter, keyed up by experience, are doing some
clever work In heading off claims. A southern road,
sue4 for fet.000 for personal Injuries to a plaintiff wear
ing crutches as a result, aet two girl sleuths on M
trail, and secured moving pictures of him danolng a
Jig en a cabaret table to prove to one of the girls thst
he was not a cripple sad waa fit te wed. Isn't that
the limit?
The father of the fresh air treatment. Dr. Edward
Livingston Trudeau, recently died at Saranac Lake.
N. Y.. aged SB. More than any one else credit Is given
him foi- convincing tte medical world of the curative
value of fresh air In tuberculosis cases. Thirty. years
sgo he started the treatment on himself and two
friends tn a shack on the Adlrondacks. and the suc
cess achieved laid the foundation of the sanitary rltr
of Trudeau now floui tailing on the lake sida. aud the
lastly en'srged hope of victims of the white plague.
The Rlaht rrlaclale of Taaatlea.
OMAHA. Nov. JO. -To the Editor of The
Bee: Recognising the necessity of pro
viding sufficient revenue to pay the
expense of th government. It Is ap
parent that In view of the cootlnusnre
of the European wsr and deficit caused
hy falling off of Imports thst other
mean must be considered.
Thst the last congress In passing the
So-called wsr tax did what appeared to
the majority the best thing pesslhle.
Time has shown that the burden was In
soma esses unequally snd unjustly laid.
All cliisen should share ths burden. No
exception should be made for any rea
son, neither should one business be com
pelled to take out license and another go
free. Kvery business and professional
msn should. If It Is necessary, pay some
direct tax. No good reason why a com
mission man should pay, and a grocer,
baker, laundry or any other man not,
nor I there any reason to exempt a
lawyer, doctor or preacher.
Railroads, telegraph companies, express
and telephone compenle should pay the
tax on the receipts and bills they issue
snd not the shippers.
Tax everything a little, then the tax
will be borne by all snd not the few.
Direct taxation will never become a
popular measure In this 6ountry, but so
long an we must tax some one, treat sll
alike. This Is the only fair. Just way
snd will win fr!ends snd sdded strength
to the government. W. W. B.
e Merclfal."
OMAHA, Nov. To the Kdltor of The
Bee: In The Bee of Saturdsy a week
ago I noticed a "cartoon" entitled "Solv
ing the Hobo Problem," which Inspires
me to pen tbe following lines":
(Tramps or hoboes, according to the
latest theory, are caused by a germ.)
Oh, blame not ths tramp when he laaes;
Withhold Jour rebuke from your speech.
When he lies with hie back on the
daiatea.
And an old tin-can within reach.
Don't cry that he should be eschewing
His lung, loafing days In the sun:
That he ought to be up and be doing
Something or some one.
It Isn't sveralon for labor
That makes htm the hobo he Is.
He might work as hard as bis nrlghbor
In a tiring (but lucrative) bis.
Hs might think It shameful to shirk in
Kech task that the day may provide
Were It not for a microbe at work In
His little Inside. .
So, stifle, dear reader, your Censure
And turn on your sympathy's tap,
For thus It may be. pared venture.
You'll make him less useless a' chap.
Back to health you should struggle to
lead him,
If you are pretty and garnished with
frills
Hold his head tn your lap while you feed
him
On syrup of squills.
Omaha. , SAM L. MORRIS.
Nebraska Editors
. The Cttlsen Is the name of a new paper
at Walthlll. W. H. Rickeraon, formerly
publisher of the Coon Rapids (la.) Citi
sen, Is proprietor.
Pender Times: They are talking of W.
H. Orean of Crelghton for governor.
Well, "Bill" Oreen Is big enough for the
Job, and would make a capital chief ex
ecutive, but what would he do with the
Crelghton Liberal? .
The Ponca Journal-Leader will cele
brate It forty-fourth anniversary by get
ting out an Illustrated holiday edition.
It Is an all home-print paper and ' is
edited and published by B. B. Kingsbury
and M. M. Martin.
Arthur V. Wortman, formerly a re
porter on the Beatrice Bun, haa pur
chased the Hebron Champion from Henry
Allen Bralnerd, former president of the
Nebraska Press association. Tbe change
la effective December 1. Mr. Bralnerd
has not announced his plans tor the fu
ture. The plants of the Tally Times Pub
lishing company and the Bailey Job
Printing company of Kearney will be
consolidated. Tbe new corporation will
be known aa the Wlllard F. Bailey com
pany. Frank W. Brown, who Is one of
the Incorporators, will continue ss editor
of the Times.
Stookvllle Faber: P. P. Shields, editor
of tbe Orleans Iaaer, has announced his
candidacy for governor, subject to the
democratic primaries. He Is the father
of Monte Shields, who "also ran" for
county Judge in this county last fall.
Thus It seems that Monte's taste for poli
tics is hereditary.
Grand Island Independent: Editor Clark
Perklna of Aurora, whom every fellow
craftsman loves, respects and believes,
says he was held up tn bis home city
and robbed of 110, and then some. As a
matter of course, the prospect la allur
ing, fellows; but, after ail, there are al
ready four papers In Aurora. Let It re
main a mystery. Too deep for us to
solve.
Editorial Snapshots
Indianapolis News A Wisconsin savant
says that a bald-headed man won't go
crasy. But hs Is likely to come pretty
cloae to It In the season of unswatted
files.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: No doubt there
Is a good deal too much aristocracy in
the navy, and landsmen will wonder If
It la to be Increased as the navy ex
pands. Baltimore American: The New Yor't
suffragists expended a campaign f nd
of nearly 190.000 and nobody made any
money out of It. which shows th I- In
herent unfitness to go Into politics.
Philadelphia Bulletin: There la one
point of reassurance In the flnanc'al fore
cast of Score tary McAdoo. No provision
Is mtde for the IX.OX).000 appropriation
for the purchase of a merchant lleet.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Another man
retires riom a race be was never In. Ne
braska republicans, after attempting to
tun Justice Hughes for president against
his will, now turn to the msyor of Chi
cago as second choice. Nay, says the
fald mayor. Whom will these experi
menting Nebraskans try next?
Springfield Republican: Dr. Anna How
ard thaw retires from the presidency of
tlit Is'atloral American Woman Suffrage
association doubtless satisfied that her
successor will be one who will continue
the policy which has - been maintained
under her wtse leaderehld. U so the
cruse, of woman suffrage will be the
gainer, for Dr. Shaw Is experienced In
campaigning, and the snore time she can
rive te this Important work the better.
It has been a notable line Eltiabeth
Cady Stanton. Susan B. Anthony. Carrie
Chapman Ctt, Anna Howard Shaw. But
tt-ere are a good many more of such
leaders now than whva these wOmen be
te n their great work
CHEESY CHAFF.
"Hares an old friend of tours, Mrs.
Gsuirty."
"Oh, yes. I refused you when we weM
young, didn't 1?"
"Yes, madam. So kind of you to make
me remember one mere thin to be
thankful for today." Baltimore Amer
ican. "What are the facts on which you baeo
your conclusion?"
"1 haven't hunted Up the fscts vet;'
replied Senator Horghum. "It was hard
ennuah-to think up the conclusions.'
Waahlngton Star.
"Now. trentlemen." said the dean of the
lew college, "let each of you make a
resolve not to descend to petflfORstng or
to piit himself upon a level with the
criminal classes."
Here he loked around the classroom.
"In other wor.ls. be a legal liht, not
a legal dark lantern." Louisville Cour-ler-Journal.
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KABIB8LE
KABARET
WAR MR kABI&WF
SHOU&A HUSDAWb YlkC
CARE OP THE" DISHES?
y&s-Htr SHOOU) OtttH
Evo?y one thrown at HIM
"I there no hone?" asked the relatives
Of thu r'ch mler ss tney gathered
around hla bed.
"None," replied the kind-hearted physi
cian, reluctantly. "Kvery elgn. and I
have watched him carefully, point to
his complete recovery." Baltimore Amer
ican. Mrs, Neighbors What was that awful
racket I heard In your flat this morning?
Mrs, Nextdoor oh. that was my hus
band. He fell over a rocking chair and
broke one of the commandments.
Indinnnpoll Star.
Redd What kind of an engine hsTe
you got in your new car?
(reere A donkey engine, I guess. It s
awfully stubborn. Yonker statesman.
WEUE ROT GOINO TO THE DOGS
D. A. McCarthy In Journal of fUucatlen.
When you read about the trouble In the
mine and In the mill,
When you r-ed about the lockout and
the strike:
When dishonor snd dishonesty your
morning papers fill
In a way no decent citisen can like;
Then there comes a strong temptation to
have doubts shout the nation,
And tn fear some dark disaster In tbe
fngs;
But take heart, my honest fellow, don't
yon show a streak et yellow,
For this country I not going te the
dogs!
When you read of rotten politics la city
snd In state.
When you read of Juggling Justloe en
the bench;
When the price of food mskes leaner
tvery day the poor man s plate.
When the svisl muck Is making quite
a stench;
Then a msn may fairly wonder If there
hssn't. crime or blunder.
Been a monkey-wrench dropped In
among the cogs;
But a utate of abject terror Is a most
coloaxal error.
For t l country la not going to the
dogs!
For this aood old ship. America, has
weathered many a gale.
It has sfllled through many a thicker
fog before.
And lt crews have learned the habit of
v not knnwtna- how to fsll.
Howsoe er the e.ormy seas around may
roar;
It la stanch snd stott snd roomy, and
though sesa and skies be gloomy
Let t's leave all coward croaking to the
frogs,
Let u face In manly fashion all the
panic and the passion.
For t's county Is not going te the
dogsl
The Gift of Real Utility
To do away with hours of work; to
banish dirt and put to rout the dangers of
dustisn't that worth doing this Christ
mas? You can do it, just as easily as waving a
airy wand, if you give Her an Electric
Vacuum Cleaner for Christmas.
Electrical Gifts of Real Utility
may be had at the following stores:
American Electric Co., 520 S. 16th St., D-1481
Brandeis Stores, 16th and Douglas Sts D-1614
Burgess-Granden Co., 1511 Howard St., T-681
BurgeM-Nash Co., 16th and Harney Sta., D-137
Burkhart, Frank 0., 219 S. 19th St., D-78
Burns, Jos. it, is Co., 704 N. 24th St., So. Side, So.-890
Oorr, James, Electric Co., 205 S. 19th St, D-4466
Durkin, Thomas, 2419 Cuming St., D-2519
Hayden Bros. Store, 16th and Dodge Sts., D-2600
Milton Rogers & Sons Co., 1515 Harney St., D-124
Nebraska Cycle Co., 15th and Harney Sts., D-1662
Omaha Electrical Works, 1214 Harney St., D-1181
Orchard & Wilhelm Carpet Co., 414 S. 16th St., D-313
Rioe-Pope Company, Inc., 1907 Farnam St., D-2448
Sherwood, W. W., 215 S. 20th St., D-7633
Thew & Luhr, 110 N. 15th St., D-2275
William, E. B., 308 S: 18th St., T-1011
Wolfe Electric Co., 1810 Farnam St., T-1414
Omaha Electric Light & Power Cc
Geo. H. Harries, Pres.
VIA
ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD
lioute of the SEMINOLE LIMITED THE ALL
STEEL TRAIN.
Hound Trip Winter Tourist Tickets on sale daily,
limited to return June 1st, 1916.
Rates to Principal Points as follows:
Jacksonville ....... $50.68
Tampa $02.23
Miami ............ .$72.78
St Augustine $52.98
St. Petersburg $62.28
Palm Beach $69.18
St. Cloud $60.18
Fort Myers $67.38
Key West $83.78
HAVANA, CUBA. . $87.18
Tickets to all other points at same proportional rates.
Tickets via Washington, D. C. In one direction, retaining via.
any direct line, at slightly higher rates.
HOM ESEEKKRS' tickets on sale first aad third Tuesdays f
each month.
For dNaned information and descriptive literature, call at
C1TT TICKET OFFICE, or write S. North, District Fassengar Agent.
407 Bouth 16th St.. Omaha, Nebraska. Phone Douglas Set.