Till: 11KK: OMAHA, MONDAY. XOVKMBKU 22, 191.". .1 BRINGING UP FATHER Copy New 8 I right. 1P1V lnterns.tlon-0 Service. tt!'(jllet'1 U. tt lit Office. Drawn for The Bee by George McManiis MR. JkK?HLE S A TICKET TO "TVC. OPtRA FOR YOOR W1FC WITH MY (OH? TjHr I VOO! ) Mrc,iE-i?rw I MR.VlOUNOVVlXH I Mi' HE. AVE fAE THIb OPtHMlCKET 1 FOR YOU -ITCOOO FOR TOMORROW- ) ISN'T THM CrXA-ZY TO 50 : WHAT'; I HAO TO G0-X As NE.W DRtLVj AND FORj VlOEt - CLOAK AN tHOE- TOO KNOW-JTHF. -VtKT WF 1 t ! V r t HO TO CSOT ORILV . JUST V f 1 ? ANO FOR t-VlOE -CLOAK AN MAlLFn AnnTMtB cf - VHAT' tHOE TOO KNOWJTHF CPFR llf ICFT Trt Vnno I i! l i I H tut nkytcb'J tSSv P " ro -tomorrow" -, A I r 1 ijV X --C5 "! r,7r. I . X2. I ft a. i - '- V J 3 C0RNHU8KERS ARE SUPREMIH WEST Nebraska Is Only Team in Western Country with Clear Slate of Victories for the Year. MANY BASKET BALL TEAMS Thirty-Three Quintets Entered in Tri-City, Commercial and Church Leagues.. REFORMS IN THE REGULATIONS BETTER CLAIM THAN GOPHERS i Rr FHF.D . H I'STEH. The University of Nebraska foot ball team la the only team In the west which Bosket ball Is soon to enjoy Its most teams have already entered the Trl-clty. POOR Commercial and Church leagues, and I before entries close It Is expected the' number of quintets will reach forty SIOUX CITY CRACK LEADS JH SINGLES H. Brus&eman Turns in 654 Count, Which Puts Him Thirty Pins in Lead in Individual Event. SCORES IN DOUBLES P1XGI.ES leaders. 1st. 2.1. !M. Tot. The Tri-City loup was the first to " ""l""'. e,;,1i!t.,rtty i?.' Zl 2i I tame through the 1915 season with a clear j Ret under way. and at Its meeting Tues- t. KchlH p.' St. Louis!!! Mr. ?K 2"J iVJ-t I r- slate or victories ana me cornnusKers nay evening at the Yoiinn Men i nris-:i.. v;iec!(i.r, St. Louis.. "1: 2U ITS rtU ; have at last come Into their own. In tian association, elected the following of- J "'kpr- Ft . I-""' 2!2 12 177 j 1913 and .1911. Missouri valley supporters fleers. tSeorge Sunderland, president: i rlck"l,5,;l. hkKAPKIIH Q classified Nebraska as the cream of the west, but thla classification was ridi culed In the Big Nine. But thla year Nebraska has a better record than any western conference team or any other team In the west, whether It bo In a con ference or not. and the Cornhuskers must be acknowlffdjted supreme In the west. Supporters of Minnesota may have a l ick or two to make, but kicking Is as far as the Gophers will get for they II. William Klowltt, vice president, and j Kalph Ieake. secretary-treasurer. J. J Trultt Maxwell and Hud Kerns werc elected to meet with the officers as an executive committee. Couch Benjamin I of Bellevue and Mulligan of the Omaha' high school were selected to draw up r l tk-y, St. Ixiuls a schedule. j Total In the other loups temporary officers have been elected. C Cvl. .Hnncntnll. . .. Important changes expected to work w- rihes, Minneapolis.. haven t even clear title In the Big i for th brttfrmcnt of the organisations Nine, having tied with Illinois. And " tn meeungs. Among, Irt .' . . the most Important was that no player. I,. WaUlerker. St. Ions.. 1'"7 again, iseurasaa oereaiea lowa more oe-i ... , j v.nrinra st ij-ni n;7 iio if ..... ... . , could play on more than one league J. anprs pt. i-cuis ' in cisively than did Minnesota. The Hawk-' ' , . . . ,. . . , i team. It wa further decided that play- ri eves scnrefl t-n pnrnnl Innrhrlnwnfl - .1 UOtPl . . . . ,, .. . , 'era belonging to the Trl-Clty organia-l . t.-t me ufifin, w line in unn wutii- , .,.. , ,., , ,K r-hnrch nr.P Mo...v Kf t.,,1. 171 17. 1M r.JI down they counted against the Huskers J CommPrc)a, ,oup)(i or vlce verita. lA8t H. Hood.' St.' Louis.:.!... 2 5 201 ir3 Bs9 waa a fluke purely and -Imply. And It j evera, of the 8tronyer churcn teams . was a different lowa team which played! -.i ru, i,-,,.,. h I i"1"1 miehm'. charge, than which battled the f'ThttTe troX ta cWTng house wl"h ! B'um" nf tnok tho men from the north The Hawkeve line-1 tronble In cleaning house wltn gnBle-a event of tho Ninth men rrom tne north. The Hawkeye line- the weaker contingent that employed ... .,c. ,.. up had been strengthened considerably Lcn, of their own class. This aeason AnnUR' Mldwert Bowling congress by Hawley and his assistants, and Mln- an effort , to be mae BO that Boma ofj tournament at the Fsrnam alleys yester- nesota wouia never have won by a M the weaker quintets can have more ofi""' -nrrnooiu musin lu...:u ... u wuiu ouiii.uuy, wiino ncuiBonK aj even chance. beat that count on both ends. That IS'otr Dnme (inmr. 1st. 2d. ?d. Tot J. Wehile. St Louis. V, VA 1ST, K.4 Schaefer, St. Louis... 211 212 177 tiX) ToUl 1.1M 1st. 2d. ?d. Tot Vandewa'er, St. Ixiu'a 20". 2J 1M 1S2 n 1X2 st: 1.1 S3 1st. 2d. ?d. Tot. T-, 11 '14 Wtl 25 177 193 :.94 Total 1 1 21. Td. Tot. it i4 :s. SI9 1.134 2d Td. Tot. It haa been said that' Nebraska was lucky to win over Notre Dame. Per haps they were, figuring that the Corn huskers played far below standard and only the work of Chamberlain made possi ble the victory, but It was a victory never theless and It proved the superiority of the Huskers. And It Is a more than probable fact that Notre Dame is the best team in the west, with the one exception of Nebraska. The Oregon Aggies, who broke before the spotlight by trouncing the Michigan aggies, wno were walloped a year ago More Floor Available. total of CM. The Sioux City man made a whirlwind finish by tumbling the pins for 247 In this With Crelghton college gymnasium ; thw gnmD . H- certalmy w hlttlnK nearly completed and with the Bellavw. the ,umber ,f h(, fcad th college gymnasium f nlshed basket 1 ball tossers will not experience the trouble of , ... , . . last year In finding suitable places on ! the " hf ou d hav turnC(1 ' which to stage their games. Besides the!,narlt h"5 to beat. two mentioned gymnasiums tho league A " the slnglo marks are unusually teams will stage their contests at the Unl- "'en Ior "rat day or tho tourney verslty of Omaha and the Young Men's Christian association. While rather small, the Nebraska School for the Deaf, also af fords a place on which to play. Of the three loups organised the Church league Is attracting the most attention with six men rolling over RX). This ex ceptional success Is credited to the alleys which both local and visiting bowlers declare are as nearly perfect as possible. Jul Schmltt of St. Louis went Into sec ond place In the singles, thirty points From a five-team organisation of last by Nebraska when the Aggies had a 'season It haa lumped to thirteen. The; behind Bruggemen. Schmltt cracked tho better team, were given some consider-1 players of the Church league will have to i pni for t!24. T. Srhlnpp.of St. Louis atlon for western honors until Saturday, j toe the mark to be ellglbla to compete, was riKht behind & limit t with a 623 when the Aggies were licked by Oregon , They will have to be bona fide members score. L. Waldetker, E. Hllker and C. university. of the church they represent. They will ; Erlckson. all of si i,..,i ,' nas iwo candidates ror the have to auena cnurcn ai icon u.u- All-Western this year and those critics week, and previous to their time of play who fail to place them, will be accused ' ing have been members for at least three of highway robbery, burglary and a few other things. The two men are Chamber lain and Rutherford. It is taken without question that Chamberlain will get the honor. He Is considered the best in the counting today and the greatest player who ever appeared In the Missouri valley. Rutherford may or may not be recognized but it Is one certain cinch he Is deserving and It will be a big disappointment to Cornhusker followers if he doesn't get rocognlzed. Touchdown II aria. There was one disappointing thing about the Nebraska-Iowa game Saturday. That was the Hawkeye touchdown. A fumbled punt by Cook gave Fosdkk the oppor tunity to pick up the ball and run unmo lested for a score. It was a fluke play i m wnne cook gets no blame because It was a nasty punt to handle and he made up for his error by his other playing, it cut to the quick for It was not an earned score. With tha exception of this one mlsplay It was a great foot ball game. Nebraska put up a wonderful game and was never to be headed. Chamberlain, Rutherford. Abbott, Corey, Proctor. Otoupallk. Shields Moscr. Bhaw, Cook. Caley. Balis-every-body played the kind of foot ball which spells victory and Iowa never had a chance. A little band of Hawkeye rooters gath ered In the south section of the stand to cheer their representatives on. "Iowa fights," they yelled, and every time they yelled It, Chamberlain stepped out for a touchdown. They would prob ably be yelling yet an I Chamberlain probably would still be counting touch downs if the whiitle hadn't called a halt. Greeley Wlaa from n. The Oreeley High school team won the (,ri I?.""? ' " aeason by defeating the fon.h .h Ch?li "-eKation in a ha.d 1 ii i;nV.XC'1i'n,r nlhltlon of foot ball. !h , ni.- .V'" feus of the game were ...rt ili"?.- of Hoy lor tireeley i.isn skai t i ii ib victory he Urier iryhnkan.eMJal 'oof" with the i'untry: " l'hoU' of ,hl" ecUo" ot SEWARD, Neb.. Nov 21 (Sn iul 4 Vr M-n; Vi.rU.lan Tsioc la" ! "h "Pening game of basket bail. I'laX 1st the YOUtlaf Mn'sl t -hrlall.. J".1""''", ,ro' """o'n Bu n college of Lincoln, a to U. Beat Treat neat for trass. "I hsTa used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy In my family for the past five years, and for croup I have never found Its equal," writes Bernard Ceorge. Nel son, Mo. Before becoming acquainted with this remedy Mr. George lost a child from an attack of croup. Obtainable everywhere. Advertisement. A 'Tor bale" ad will turn second-ban) furniture into cash. weeks. Kn trance Fees Depoalted. An entrance fee Is being charged, which amounts to 110 In the Tri-City and Com mercial, and $5 in the Church league. This money will be forfeited upon the' withdrawal of a team before playing three-fourths of Its games. Basket ball meetings are scheduled this week at the Young Men's Christian association to complete all 'details. The Commercial league will meet Tuesday evening at 7:. and fna Church league on Wednesday at the same time. It Is planned to start playing by December 10. The personnel of the quintets that have already signed up fQllows: Commercial League Omaha National Bank, Fairmont Creamery company, Townsend Reserves, Joe Smiths (Council Bluffs), Commercial High school. Omaha High School Re serves. M. E. Smith, Crelghton Laws and the Nebraska School for the Deaf. Trl-Clty League Townsend Oun com pany, Burgess-Naah. J. L. Brandeis. Walter O. Clark. Crelghton College. Omaha High school. Bellevue College and the University of Omaha, Church League -First Christian. First Methodist, Han scorn Park Methodists, Calvary Baptist, Kountre Memorial. Church of the Coven ant. South Side. FreBbyterlan. South Side Baptists and West Side Interdenominational. fourth, fifth and sixth positions In the singles with scores over 610. Scores In the singles yesterday were as follows: 1st. If. Rnrggemnn 1D f. Schmltt T. Seh'npn IS", L. Weldecker 21J K. Hllker 212 C. Frickson 1.s, Vandewatcr 1i H. Gross J7i l. Deen 225 H. Kchaffer lt'.4 .1 Sand us I'll F. I'tley ) A. Schuttenberg 17 J. Beresford 1K2 I-. Edwards iw Hurless 3 Harvens iki C. Hoeffle i.vt H. Rood lf,4 K. K. nice 1st NEBRASKA MILITARY ACADEMY BLANKS SEWARD HIGH LINCOLN. Nov. . (Speclal.)-The Ne braska Military academy toot ball team won a hotly contested game from the Seward High school on the academy grounds Friday afternoon, 1 to 0. Nel swanger and Lewis made forty-yard runs for touchdowns. Hennlngsen. the new man of the team, played a brilliant game at tackle, blocking punts and stopping plays before the Be ward lads could get them started. The same teams played at Seward on November 12, the Military academy wtnnlng, 25 to 12. Lineup: ACADEMY. I SEWARD. Simpson F. F Olllin Neiswanger ...R.H.I R.H Evans lewls L.H.I LljV Petersen l onklin Q IJ-. Anderson Wrlnht (C.) c. c Craig Webb R.O.I R O Morton Hennlngsen ....R.T.I K.T Kamrath Pantile H.E.I RE Lu.lwig rnnvlha KO.I K i Zillllf qulnn L.T. L-T Turner Carey L.B.I L.E Oreen Substitutes: Acadeir Beebe. Benton, Humphrey; Reward Caller, Manning, Kreaser. Touchdowra: Neiawanner 121. T-rwIs. Referee: Meyers: 1'mpire: Irwin. Time of periods: li mlnjtes each. llaatlaas Trlata Kdaar. ErOAR. Neb.. Nov. 21. Special.) Hastings defeated the Edgar High school foot ball team on the home grounds Fri day afternoon, H to 0. Hull, King and Hrookley of the Edgar team made some ctar plats, but could not get the coveted touchd own. For Hastings Slick wa the ftar l.'.j.ve". Cinltlivt l'Mlt.irf r I JunUla jHefeiee; Hall of Edgar. ?d. ?d. Tot. '217 247 6M 1 '! 21 6''4 J' ?22 C21 ?n its 1")2 177 Hut 2nu 21 1 ot 11 227 m 209 I7 5 . 176 1R4 H 2H m 670 191 178 Mi 2H 1H 6VR 177 ) H24 1'0 i-s km ISO 132 60S 19 197 ri8 WJ 157 5) 1W 191 & 191 Ml B49 1 m 607 1"4 21.1 662 2HT 1"7 wn 12 IS! 621 1 207 6.J7 149 144 445 1M 131 4K 172 121 40 14i 192 iS2 1) 15 4!i m J7S 44 140 1H6 494 172 147 4.1) 1SS 12 4M 1W 148 4X4 13.1 14 403 1 14 M4 401 1.V5 1X9 4R7 1'4 ft! 4.l 102 1t7 .121 19.1 I!i9 f.9(i H4 ii lfil 2 a Ml 17H S't l"i 1M 62) 171 64,5 i Leads. Schaefer of St. Sanders M 19 1l; Fiw Totals 1.1H4 i 1st. '.'.I. 3d. Tot. Meyer 17:1 17t Iso i'.H Rood 2X. 201 liS rs9 Totals 1.112 1s. -d :'d. Tot. Dlen In! MS 1i 6 Schmltt 1X1 2.1 171 r.73 Totals 1.M9 Is-, d "d. Tot. O'Rrlen 224 1.VJ Iso N,l Helker lXj iss 642 Totals uai 1st. d S.I. Tot. Drake h-ni 2k 6 I Barker IU :t) rfl !12 Totals t.n-3 1. 2d. M. Tit. I. UPas I"? ?ni 17-i r.'4 Camphell M2 1;V. 137 4"4 Totals !" Ml. 21. "d. To'. Douglas 1'i M4 Ml r Struve H.I l!v; 176 r.lS Totals 1 015 M. 2. 3d Tot. Hammond Mr. 1R.1 177 M Mlddaugh i42 IM 1S4 4v! Totals l 037 1st. 2d. d. Ti't Schlantj )77 17 ft-,, Hoeffle 1S4 179 1"0 PS Totals 1 (TJ 1st. 'M. M. Tot R. VVI'll V". I" I'W R-M K. Gruhb igi isj i;r m NEW BIPLANE MADE BY NEBRASKA BOY Years of Experiments by Emtnett McCabe of Lexington Results in Invention of Value. WINGS JOINED AT TWO ENDS Totals ... Perata F. Smith... 'St. iri M7 't. 1! 1!'8 1X3 1 1T7 To'. 4S1 574 A new type of aeroplane has been built by Rinniett McCabe of Lexing ton, Neb., after five years of experi mental and development work. Mc Cabe was In the rlty yesterday with IiIh pilot, Tarns Welner of Chicago, a licensed pilot of the Aero club of America. McCnbo, Is a young man who haa been Interested In the problems of aviation ever since he left school. He worked on his new type' of ma chine even before he had any funds to buy a motor, or throe years he worked and studied and made flights In his machine, the motive power be ing supplied by means of a long rope Mtacbei to planes and pulled on by a number of men. At other times the eperlmental flights were mado by using; the rope and attaching one end to an automobile. 1 hen the young man Incorporated a Total. A. Schuttenhero- O. Beresford ... 17.1 1"4 '1. 1ri IV) M. 1 rr no T t R2 .V.3 Total. W. OelchrMt C. Thompson 1st. 1-4 2:5 2d. MS r,ii 1 0711 !"d. To. I't KOI ItS 497 Total 1st. W, Downey 1-7 H. Bruggeman ...... 217 1-7 17 V i:8 1 rs T. r2 ' r.7i Total.,. 1. 1 L. TJonberger MS vt" J. Donahue JCD 10! 1..TI3 M To 113 4-' 10.' 3i7 ToUl. H. McMillan n'.' H. Gross MO Total J. Yeager ;Erlckson Total 1st. 1t 142 1t. O. Kelts is II. Simon i,r9 Total. 1st. P. Rnkey 179 A. Oordon Mt Total 1st. P. Pwann 191 E. Rice K7 2d. 1t ?l. 17S 190 "d. y. 113 2d. 1"! M2 14' K1 SI. t'1 117 3d. M im Sd. Ml 17 8!6 Tot. iti 5-6 1l"i7 Tot. 4a 1 012 Tt. 'M 1 7 Tot r.s2 ?d. 17s 17S 3d. Tt. 17S r,!4 I1) 6J5 Total. C. Olesln 1R7 F. Bergwold 17& 2d. 17 212 d. 13G l.Oifr ToV r,n r.47 J. Wehrle 17: E. K. Gruhb 179 Glessan 179 Drake iso Downey 1,2 l.omberger i O. Dingman T4 M. Barker 144 Barrwald 170 H. C. Menne 1.10 C. P. Willis 1X9 R. Meyer 181 C. Healy ml R. O'Brien 1:4) H. Simon Ml . Helts r,2 J. Yeager 142 Donohue 171 ii. McMillan s4 C. Cole 204 W. Rhea aikl iF. Smith M7 iPerala ?3 P. Sukey 171 A. Gordon 14 Ml. Loula Team J. J. Wehrle and II. Louis took the lead In the doubles event with a total of 1,154. Wehrle was origin ally scheduled to bowl with E. R. Rice, but Rice was unable to take part so he teamed with Schaefer and Schaefer didn't do a thing .but tumble a neven 600 pins with tha result that the high total was made. C. Vandewater and F. Utley, also of the Mound city, were only one pin behind their fellow citizens. They rolled an MM total with Vandewater doing the business with a C0 score. Cole and Rhea of Minneapolis went into third place with LIU and two Bt. Louis teama grabbed fourth and fifth p.sltlons. Waldecker and Sanders were fourth with Morton 1 1.121 and Meyer and Rood fifth wifh 1,112. Scores in the doubles yesterday were; DOUBLES. 1st 2d. M. Tot. J. Wehrle 173 1M 1X6 664 Schaeffer 2U 211 177 Totals C. Vandewater F. L'tley 1.164 lt. 2d Sd. Tot. .. 2 JO Ml ..182 lii MJ 647 Totals l.iki . 1st. 2d. id. Tot. Cole 7i My 2)4 W. Rhea 200 177 11.' b4 Totals .... Waldecker 1.143 Is', d 2d. T ,t ..VJl 1M 14 bsi company, sold stock si'd thM raised funds to buy a forty-horse motor and hire n I'censcd pilot. In the McCabe. iimchlne then are two planes, one above the other, but It. stead of bclmr parallel they come together at the ends, giving the foim of a horizontal oval. McCabe calls Ihem wings. Reach ing out from the end ot each wing Is a small pjlane which can be tilted In any direction. Vertlrnl Hnilder ol N'eeeaaary. Or'glnnlty the inn -hlne was msdo with a vertical rudoer on the tH, but In flights tVe 'nventor was astonished to find that thla rudder was not needed for turning or guiding, the two horizontal planes at the ends of tho wines serving this purpose perfectly. It will be seen that this In exactly the way a 'olid turns and guides itself, and it Is a new departure in aeroplanes, accord ing to McCalie. The McCabe machine mas originally built with a spread of twenty-six feet. Flights with th's machine proved It to b to speedy, going through tho air with Its comparatively small motor at sixty miles an hour, which was too fast for experimental work. So a section was added to tha middle bringing the spread to thirty-tnree and one-hjilf feet and the machine now travels about forty-six miles an hour. This Is usual with a forty-horse power engine. An englno of eighty-horse power Is now to be bought and the Inventor expects to produce a machine that will bo the nearest approach to a mechanical mnn-carrylng bird yet produced. JESS WILLARD MUST PAY DOLLAR FOR BREAKING PACT OKLAHOMA CITY, Okl., Nov. 20 Damages of II were awarded A. It. Cut trell and A. W. Phillips against Jes Wll lard, champion heavyweight prize fighter of the world, by a Jury here today. The plaintiffs sued for 140,600, claiming that WlUard had broken a contract, made four or five years ago, which gave them the entire handling of his affairs. They also claimed they had advanced him numerous sums of money during the days when ha first was breaking Into the fight game. Wlllard's deposition wss read In lieu of having the big champion here. Read Them Every Pay. It Will Payt The Bee Want Ads in Tho Bea. WISNER HiGH SCHOpL TRIMMED BY LYONS LYON. Neb.. Nov. 21. (Special.) The Lyons High school defeated the WlsnM Hlsh school, 2J to 13. Wlsner made lar gains by cr.d runs while .Lyons na1o their gains by line smashes and the for ward pass. The great feature of th game was the exceedingly clean playlnt of both sides. The officials wera: Frank. Iln, referee: Hornsleger, umpire; Piper, head linesman. A PURE WHITE MINERAL OIL Total ... 10s0 Saxon Company Will Increase the Output of Plant The Noyes Kllly company of Omaha yesterday received the factory dispatch i from H. W. Ford, president of the Saxon Motor company, showing how the firm Is spreading out: "We are recapitalizing on a basis of six million dollars all comon stock. This plan gives additional working capital to take care of plan for Increased uro ductlon. This stock Is now being offered to the public at 175 per share, and through courtesy of bankers, we are able to assure our dealers they will be shown preference when stock Is finally allotted. If you want . any wire Merrill Lynch and company, 7 Wall street. New York, how many shares and stating you are a Saxon dealer. We suggest prompt sc tlon as Issues will doubtless be several times over-subscribed, Saxon was or ganized in November, nineteen thirteen, producing a two-passenger car; N later added a six-cylinder touring car, the low est priced six-cylinder car on the mar ket. Saxon company built more cars In Its first year than any other company. Saxon In less than two years haa be come seventh among all Detroit auto mobile manufacturers In number of cars annually produced." WAKEFIELD HIGH ISSUES DEFI TO OTHER TEAMS WAKEFIELD, Neb., Nov. 21. (Special.) The Wakefield High school by defeat ing Pender High, 47 to added another victory to their shutout string, and now claim the championship of Northeastern Nebraska, and challenge any fast team with good record for a pnst-aeason game. Wakefield has scored 3X points to Its opponents' 21. Wakefield goea to Neligh on Thanks giving day. When Wakefield returns horn a banquet will be given them. 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