Ti I K HKl'J: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1915.
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filings to the primaries Id April.
Rival divisions Of warring Europe appear
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Wth the recognition of the Musicians' union,
the discords at th city ball should all be trans
formed Into harmony.
Omaha cannot be a city beautiful so long as
it tolerates ugly and unsanitary dumps In th
uidnt of a residence district.
The steady uplift of tb product reminds con
sumers of gasoline that blowing off clouds of
I lue smoke is a wast of costly material.
The political end of th British government
is blowing off considerable steam, easing the
pi ensure on the boilers and laying th dust of
trltlclsm.
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. Railroads spent $10,000,000 In newspaper
r ublicity last year. This sort of publicity Is a
n ore effective business getter than rate boosting
rontroversles.
President Wilson is now devoting his whole
time to preparing a message on preparedness.
Meanwhile half a score of hopeful hearts here
abouts throb In vain for a Judicial message.
The democratic candidate for governor of
I'eatucky pulled through on a narrow margin of
000 votes. And they call it a victory in a state
t hich gave Wilson a plurality of 104,072.
Certain advocates of to-the-hllt prepared
Dens scout the idea of civilians revising or alter
ing the plana of army and navy experts. How
ever, they offer no objections to civilians foot
lug the bills.
Remembering the adage about the way to a
tjtm's heart being through his stomach, some
tr our club women sIho believe that th same
vay will make laggard school children Into
lulght pupils.
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In the Brownsville affair, Roosevelt ordered
a whole troop of soldiers discharged for a "con
f Piracy of silence." It takes th Wilson admin
istration, however, to fir an assistant postmas
ter for not being silent.
Smooth workers who "put over" shady deals
va the allies' supply department reveal their
defective wheels in following th goods to des
tination. The case of John Wesley DeKay
emphasizes the superiority of the, home getaway.
Hair a million dollars in cash and $25,000
year for life affords belated recompense for th
In'ant struggles of the aeroplane and th public
Indifference hlth all but frot the inventlv
liood or the Wright brothers. The vast field of
l iimao adventure opened by th heavler-than-alr
Hying machines added new laurels to American
inventive skill.
Britain's War Office Troubles.
Great Britain has been airing to the world
its war. office troubles, which have long been
usperted and with difficulty kept from public
scuattlon. Cabinet changes, however, have ap
parently precipitated tnings so mat me ques
tion of responsibility for blunders on land and
sea Is so scute as to threaten a back-fire from
the rear trenches. In this situation Oreat
1'ritaln Is having the common experience of
ountrles that go to war, particularly when the
var does not result In the speedy successes
looked for and promised.
The present European conflict, requiring co-
peratlon between allies on both sides. Is par
ticularly Inviting to division of counsel and
hlfting of blame for disastrous ventures from
ne to another. Rival claims for military glory
re much more easily dealt with than competi
tive efforts to avoid the odium of defeat. We
In this country had during the civil war sad ex
perience of the same sort, which culminated In
th nomination of a candidate for president
gainst Lincoln on a platform declaring the war
o save the union a failure. Regardless of the
Immediate effect or th fortunes of battle and
the eventual outcome, the stirring up of the war
lords by letting In a little light on their per
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J. U Ixvett has returned from Wyomlns, where ha
has paased the last six months In tha Wyoming oil
flf Id. He wss Interested In the wells made known
by Dr, Liiaff
Dr. 8. K. Ppatildlns has returned from a three-
weeks' vlrlt with friend In Carthage. 111.
A letter from Albert Morris, the pugilist, dated at
Kansas CiW, tells of hla having quit all his bad
bablta to become an evangelist. ! hop that you an1
the rltixena of Omaha mill forgive my past misdo
ings." be wrius. "for I intend In future to lead a
sober and upilht life.
N. ft. Letta aod Janice Martin left for a hunting
trip near Kearney.
(senator Mandereoa la back from Dakota, where- ha
has been spending several days observing tha condl
tlon of affairs In the territory
Mayor Boyd has appointed Thomas Cormark to
ucced Morria Sullivan as captain of police.
The city auditor has been inatructed to secure an
official etal for the city at a coat nut to exceed fcii
The Iadive' Olympic club have a tuaegue ball a
KaUrviorf s hail, Kluentli and Iouglaa. These laito
are mainly employed by the Cm field company, a ho
have cfrtiKS in the same building, and the committee
i i iismted bt Ltnney and Kicky burvall and Jennie
Omaha and the Jefferson Highway.
Th success of the Lincoln Highway and Its
assured future is due to the fact that the route
Is laid out on natural lines following the great
central coast-to-cosst roadway. If the proposed
tfferson Highway from the Oulf of Mexico to
the Canadian border is to secure general ac
ceptance and support, It will also have to recog-
ise natural lines rather than artificial diver
sion.
From New Orleans to St. Louis there Is no
possibility of disagreement. From St. Louis
north, th geographic route would be either
long the Mississippi or the Missouri valleys.
Poth of these routes might be developed, and
doubtless will be In time, but we do not see
how any half-way-bet ween compromise over hill
nd dale can be seriously considered. The Mis
souri valley route would make Omaha the main
unction point with the Uncoln Highway, and
the Mississippi route would cross it at Daven
port, making a triangle when both branches are
completed, with St. Louis at the other apex.
This Is tb natural, and we believe inevitable,
development of any properly devised trans
continental road system. To project the Jeffer
son Highway on other lines would certainly be
decidedly hazardous.
Lining Up for Congress.
The president bad his first meeting with his
cabinet sine July last week, and as the most
acut stages of th diplomatic controversies have
been passed without calling In his advisers for a
conference, It is a reasonable supposition ! that
the lining up of forces to push th president's
program through congress was the incentive.
That this program is already mapped out Is th
Krneral supposition, and while th counsel of his
cabinet is not considered essential for formula
tion it is different with the political phases, since
th congressional experience of several members
and th numerous political strings which they
csn pull make them prim factors in this phase
f th administration gam. With the greatly
lessened democratic majority in th house and
the known opposition of some of th majority
rr embers to special features of the accredited
presidential program, particularly along fiscal
lines, putting things through congress may not
be so easy a task as it has been heretofore.
Record Grain Movement
Statistics complied by both the government
r.nd trade organisations show that at the present
time there is in th United States the greatest
grain movement in the history of th country.
At the port of Philadelphia alone ships are under
charter to transport 6,000,000 bushels of wheat
and rye to Europe, the grain is in store In ele
vators there and more waiting to go into th ele
vators as soon as room can be found for it. Sim
ilar conditions exist at all the other grain export
ing ports, estimates of competent authorities
p'aclng th amount of wheat and rye In the
United States available for export after the local
ctnsumption and seed demands have been sup
plied at 400,000,000 bushels, with a foreign
narfe?t In sight for every bushel. These figures
keem startling in vlw or th predictions of a
fw years ago that It would be but a few years
till tb United States would cease to be an ex
porter of grain.
The figures on grain available for export.
following a year in which practically all the
available aupply was exhausted at harvest time,
illustrate the reserve producing power of the
country. Tru th present year was on of rec
ord yield and acreage, but an analysis also shows
that hotter farming methods have been a factor,
and that th areas which could be successfully
farmed, previously not under tillage, were greatly
underestimated. That a country of such great
atea as th United States, ao fertile, and with a
population no more dense, should be approach
ing th Urn when it could no more than support
its own people with grain seemed improbable,
but statisticians had almost convinced us that it
was a fact Th first test by an opportunity for
profitable production and an assured market has
onfounded theory and demonstrated our ability
to feed our own people and at th same time to
tupply a large portion of the deficit In foreign
linds.
Business and Politics
Xonia Artho Coolidga.
(np'tERn are persona who constantly clamor. They
J complain of oppression, speculation and the
pernlrloug Influence of acrtimulaied wealth.
Thf y cry out loudly against all banks and corporations
and all means by which small capitals become united
In order to produce Important and beneficial results.
They carry on mad hostility against all established
Institutions. In a country of unbounded liberty they
clamor against oppression. In a country of perfert
eiisllty they would move heaven and earth against
privilege and monopoly. In a country where the wngea
of labor are hlKh beyond parallel, they would teach
the laborer that he Is but an oppressed slave."
These words were not penned by Elihu Hoot or
John W. Weeks or Elbert H. Oary or Oeorge W.
Perkins or James J. Hill or (korgc Sutherland, or any
other of the great lawyers or lenlslators or business
leadrra of the day. although they .might well have
been penned by anyone of them with reference to
conditions with which we are all painfully familiar.
On tha contrary, they were apoken by Daniel Web
ster, away bark In WW, and they bore upon a situa
tion which prevailed then even aa It prevails now.
though not now to the same extent that It prevailed
a little while ago.
Between Daniel Webster's day and oura there have
be.n many fluctuations of public opinion; each period
of agitation against business and corporations bearing
Ita Inevitable fruit of disaster ami Industrial distress
has been followed by a period of encouragement to
business and enterprise continuing until prosperity
once more became widespread and malice stirred Into
life by demagoga again began to show Us fangs. As
It waa In tha beginning so la It no and doubtless will
be to the end of time. ,
After the period of great prosperity which marked
the Harrison administration, we had the popullstlc
crass which brought the lean years from to 1894
followed In turn by the Dlngley tariff bill and a decade
of unrivaled Industrial advancement. Then cgme the
era of regulation and business unrest, through the
clouds of which wa are now beginning to aee raya of
light. This business unrest was due primarily to self
adverttslng "lawyers of the people," labor agitators,
politicians and writers to whom It furnished a means
of livelihood or political preferment. or notoriety.
Brandeis and Untermyer are one type; Bryan repre
sents another, and men like Wilson and Redfleld are
still another. While the agitation was at ita height,
w never heard about any of these men making a
personal sacrifice for the good of the people, by
whose wrongs they seemed ao deeply moved. We
have heard a lot from men of thta class about tha
sad plight of tha consumer, but the men who do the
real work of tha world have not Joined In the excite
ment to any appreciable extent. Worklngmen are
consumers, but they are producers also, and they
know what It meana to have work to do and a chance
to earn wages. There has been sltogether too much
talk about tha poor consumer.
The American theory used to be that a man doing
business In a given neighborhood waa known to his
asaodatea and competitors, and that, If ha sinned
persistently or even occasionally against the criminal
code, his sin would find him out, but now under the
Wilson dispensation we have a new rule of conduct.
Our business builders In Industrial centers must con
form their practice to ill-begotten theories of imma
ture but stubborn doctrinaires and politicians whose
lives have been paased In communities unvexed by
trade and unfamiliar with Its established laws; and
even then they run th risk of pestilent Investigation
and persecution by an ever-Increasing army of federal
employee. How can wa find relief from this unhappy
state? One remedy la obvious: either we must divorce
business from politics, or else put business Into politics
for all It Is worth. If politics Interfere with business
w are bound to have business in politics. Tou can't
revise the tariff without having the people whose
livelihood depends upon protected Industries take part
'by th discussion, and you can't strike a corporation
or a business man through legislation or executive ac
tion without exciting vigorous Interest and provoking
political activity on the part of the men who feel
themselves responsible for the management of their
own affairs.
Th country will not be free of Its preeent affile
tlons in th form of commissions and Investigators
with unlimited power but limited discrimination, of
lawa that cripple commerce and Industry, until busi
ness wisdom and experience are recognised In gov
ernment and ara given due consideration In legisla
tion. The business man has a legitimate place In
politics, and ha should not hesitate to seise 'It. This
great Industrial nation had Ita origin under the au
spicious leadership of on whose aptitude for busi
ness equaled hla valor and disinterested love of coun
try. Oeorge Washington waa the second richest man
In the republic when he was elected president. A mere
fighting man could not have met successfully the
problems which confronted Washington throughout
tha revolutionary war tha probleme which Involved
holding together a straggling army, leading it through
poorly cultivated stretches of country, providing
transportation, guns and uniforms, and food and
ammunition. Ha was one of tha. few fanners In Vir
ginia who made farming pay, and he accomplished
this result by watching the detaila of Income an J
outgo with scrupulous exactness, snd applying the
same foresight and Intelligence to agriculture that a
manufacturer or merchant would apply to his own
Una of business.
Our first president was a business man, success
ful In many llnea of endeavor. He steered us safely
through th troublous waters which cam ao near en
gulfing us at th beginning, and set our rudder towards
security and peace. Of lata we have been drifting on
the ahoala, heedless of consequences and despising the
familiar charted paths. It Is high time to take our
bearings, learn whither w have been drifting, throw
overboard th reckless pilots who have tried to aet the
sails to every guat of popular demand, an dturn
again Into the channels where safety Ilea. Let us select
a pilot In whose Judgment we can trust, a man like
Washington, If on can be found, familiar with the
laws of business and Industry as well aa with the
problems of legislation and national defense, and
wedded to th commercial ethics upon which endur
In success in government depends; and let ua give
him a congresa upon tha honesty and sanity of which
the country can depend.
More Woe for Bachelors.
In looking around for means to replenish
th federal treasury democratic congressmen
jump onto th bachelor th first thing, and
It is proposed to lower, by $1,000 per year,
th minimum Income aubject to Income tax.
If congress acta on th suggestion it meana a
few less visions of the whit lights, a little less
of the Joys or bohemla, for Unci Sam will reacn
Into th pocket of the bachelor and tak away a
little mors of th income. If this thing is to con
t'nu th bachelor is going to have a bard Urn
tr it, for if he must live and pay a government
tax on meager incomes of $2,000 how Is h to
pay for getting his sox darned, his button
sewed on and other similar but necessary serv
ices performed and have anything left for th
(.aietles and frivolities of single blessedness.
Why all this persistent plugging and lobby
iig to force Omaha to Invest $150,000 In a flre
a'arni system, duplicating the present telephone
rlariu that has been answering its purpose rea
sonably well It looks very much like a very
Clack Senegaoiblaa in the wood nil.
Twice Told Tales
Kanwrlaseatal rolyraaay.
The old negro had been arrested for "having more
than one wife," th laat woman being the complainant.
He happened to be well known locally and an orderly
character. ,
"How many wives have you had?" demanded ti c
Judge.
"Six. yo' honor," waa the reply.
"Why couldn't you get along with them?" the jud-e
Insisted.
"Well. suh. de fust two spiled the hite folki'
clothea whea dey washed um; de thud worn't no rook;
de fo'th was des nacherally laay en' de ftf I'll tetl
you, Jcge the ftf, she"
"Incompatibility?" the court suggested.
"No yo' honor," said the old negro, alowly, "it
worn't nothln' Ilk dat. Yo' Jea' couldn't get along
wld her unlosa yo wua somewhere else." Case and
Comment.
II Waated Variety.
"Th professional fire-flghtar,' says tha chief of
a fir department la New England, "is too frequently
fee to face with danger to regard Area la aa aeethetle
light, but th feeling of the amateur with a paaalon for
'running with th machine' occasionally show aa
epicurean flavor.
"While running to a fire In a large town la Rhode
Island, one rasa overtook another, who was going In
the same direction.
'I hope.' gaspsj the last mentioned, out of breath,
'I hope It ain't th etovellug works. I've sean Uiit
take already T "Philadelphia Ledger.
Mabt lllah School.
OMAHA. Nov. IS To the Editor of The
Bee: .Measuring education by the earn
mtness with which students apply them
selves to the work, the results flowing
from night high schools mark certain
present and future dividends on the In
vestment. The men and women whom
neceKlty forced Into the workaday world
long before their time, or to whom school
opportunities were denied, possens far
grenter appreciation of education than ob
tains In ordinary school life.
Experience In the worlds workshops
brings home a realisation of deficiencies
In dorens of ways the educational neulect
of earlier years retards advancement, or
makes slow and laborious tasks that are
simple to minds grounded In the fundl
montals. To them the chance of making
up In part for lost opportunities spurs
ambition to the utmost and brings to the
work the tense earnestness of hearts and
minds fully aware of their needs. Hardly
any branch of popular education serves a
purpose aa urgent as these schools. How
well they are appreciated Is shown by
the numbers of eager learners crowding
accommodations In Omaha and many
other cities. The more completely this
need la supplied the greater will be the
benefits In Improved citizenship.
A. B. C.
for a Society of Keep-Wella.
WASHINGTON. D. C, Nov. 15.-To the
Editor of The Bee: I should be glad If
you would publish tha Ideas of the Na
tional Society of Keep-Wells, aa Indicated
in enclosed clipping from the Washington
Star, and encourage th women of your
city and neighboring towns to Invite their
physicians to grve informal talks aa to
how to keep well. It is as follows:
To keep well and to aid others to do so
that la th object of the Keep-Well so
ciety. It !fi an effort In behalf of pre
ventive medicine, to teach people the
proper care of their bodlea so that phy
sicians all! become unnecessary.
This association helps to spread the
knowledge of prominent Washington phy
sicians gained from practical experience
by meana of lectures open to the public.
They iM the sick to become well, and
the well to remain ao.
It la one step toward the reduction of
Infant mortality. It carries out the Idea
of the visiting nurse societies, to show
ipeople how to prevent diseases. Clinics
srid hospital wards are often bene ited
through th efforts of this band of earn
est women.
MRS. ARTHUR MACDONALD,
President National Society Keep-Wells.
Merely Manifesting Colleae Spirit.
OMAHA, Nov. 16. To the Bdltor of The
Bee: If I bad not seen It with my own
eyes I could not have believed It. Can It
be that there Is one man In Omaha who
does not understand and appreciate true
college spirit?
The Crelghton demonstration of Friday
night was by far the moat Imposing spec
tacle of college spirit which has yet been
seen In Omaha.
College spirit, or enthuslaam, aa ft Is
commonly called, springs from love and
loyalty to the school which we attend.
It prompts us to make such a demonstra
tion of our fervor by voicing the college
"yells" In walking the streets. It Is that
spirit which prompts "old grade" to Jour
ney across the continent to visit their
"alma mater" once a year, to sea their
old chums and to review old acquaint
ances Tet Mr. Atwood says that such a
demonstration ahows "a lack of perspec
tive." - .
"He says, "there may be some excuse
for such exhibitions of college enthus'esm
in a small town, but such la not tne case
tn Omaha." In answer to thta I quote
the words of an eastern college man fol
lowing a like demonstration last year.
Said he, "It does me good t- see thosj
boys show that loyal spirit. AH the east
ern colleges have such celebrations and I
have often wondered why Crelghton men
held back."
Aa to the "ordinary bualness man,"
who. Mr. Atwood saya, "Is anything but
favorably impressed, etc.," I challenge
that statement and claim that the ma
jority of the merchants and theatrical
men are glad to aee the ooys come to
their places of business and willingly
throw open their doors to the boys In
their Jollifications.
"W suggest," he says, "that th Omaha
theaters protect their patrons from this
aort of student enthusiasm." When we
visited th other Omaha, theaters (vis.,
the Orpheum, the Strand, th Oayety and
Empress) the audiences applauded each
yell and showed they were with us. We
damage nothing and Inconvenience no
one In these demonstrations, yet wa give
Crelghton tha best advertisement that
anyone can put out. I repeat, th Crelgh
ton boys have the right Idea.
There Is not on business man In
Omaha, I dare say, who will back Mr.
Atwood In hla statement that "these dem
onstrations do not meet with general ap
proval." for I know the rtudenta from
Crelghton university, Central H'gh school
and Boyles college bring more transient
business to Omaha than any Institution
or any single line of business In our city.
A CREIGHTON STUDENT.
rneeeHs of Christmas Seals.
OMAHA, Nov. 1 To the Editor of The
Bee: I see the announcement again In
The Bee about tha Red Cross Christmas
seals going on sale. I have bought these
stamps regularly, but I never have been
able to find Just what waa done with tha
money received for them, and would like
to know if you can give the Information.
P. B. REYNOLDS.
Note Th Bee happens to have th offi
cial statement explaining the method of
dividing the Christmas seal money. These
stamps are sold In different localities
through subagrnta who receive back 50
per rent for antt-tuberculovis work in the
locality. The other M retmt used to
pay the expenses of manufacturing and
distributing the seals and printed matter
that goea with them, and the aalary ex
penses of the local representative of the
Red Cross, the remainder being used by
the Nebraska Association for the t-tudy
and Prevention of Tuberculosis.
Women's Activities
Tips on Home Topics
Chicago Herald: Every congressman Is
in favor of economy that begins with th
other fellow's district.
Boston Transcript: Vie M unlock has
started for Europe to report the war.
That la where a bull moose haa to go now
If he wants to keep on standing at Arma
geddon. Pittsburgh Dispatch: Secretary Garri
son la quoted aa aaylng that some of th
obsolete army posts might be made ua
of if the army Increase gets through.
Looks like a bid for the "pork" vote.
Baltimore American: And so they are
trying to drag poor dead and gone Eseklel
Into th national defense movement.
Well, patient Job baa been on the Job so
long In Washington that perhaps b would
appreciate a bit r acriotural company.
New York suff raglcts at an enthusiastic
meeting at Cooper union have pledged
tlOi.nof) to bin the new campaign for
votes for women.
The high court of New Jersey lays down
the doctrine Hint II. Is not an exces
sive Judgment in the case of a girl whose
face was dnmaed by the collapse of a
porch. The figure Indicate a bargain
counter start toward the fortune the face
concealed.
The Women's Reserve ambulance of
London is an offshoot of the Woman's
Volunteer Reserve corrs. and la said to
have done good work during recent
Zeppelin raids. In a sec nd every woman
is said to have been In her place when
the warning guns boomed forth.
A group of Philadelphia women are
aiding the white population of the moun
tain districts of the south, under the
auspices of the Philsdelphia Auxiliary of
the Southern Industrial association. It
is expected that Miss Margaret Wilson
will aid In helping to make money to send
there.
Mrs. Kalherlnc Raich of Milton. Msss.,
president of the Massachusetts Antl-Buf-frage
association, did successful work In
carrying the state against votes for
women. Thre are 1ST branches of the
.clety In the state, and 3.0i0 women
pledged themselves to work against
woman suffrage.
Miss Susan Everett of Hubbard, O.,
state champion apple grower, demon
strated her ability as an apple picker on
the farm of Norman E. Tully. Mies
Everett picked fofty bushels of Newton
pippin in three hours and thirty minutes,
and said she was just getting warmed
up when she ' quit.
The General Federation of Women's
Clubs has decided to give up a whole
week to the babies, beginning March .
1916. It will be In the Interest of the
health of the baby first, baby saving to
be cona'dered above everything else, but
the campaign may be as comprehensive
as women choose to make It. Chicago,
Pittsburgh and New York have held
these baby campaigns, that of Chicago
costing S6.0I10; Pittsburgh, $4,W, besides
$2,000 contributed. The baby week of
March will be under the direction of Mrs.
Percy V. Pennybacker and a commatee
from the Oeneral Federation working
with the children's bureau, and will be
obaerved In all parts of the United
States.
LINES TO A LAUGH.
Pherhvllls Featherweight 1 going to
study geology.
H.Well. i am glad thst shell at last
Set henea'h the surface of something.
udge.
Phe I see the Benedicts have returned.
No doubt thrr trr. w away a lot of
money cn their wedding trip.
He I don't kn' w at out that, but Bene
dict told n.e that they let a lot of mighty
f,ne scenery go t- waste. Ju ige.
"Have you figured out the exsct sig
nificance of the electlin?"
"I "ld twat the reU m mint. But I
haven't yet got my statlstirs all sorted
out an arrniged so as to prove my
conclusions." Washington Star.
"Ves," said the prince who married
Cinderella, "mv wife has the smallest
J f oc t in lh kingdom."
"Yes?"
"B it nlio cin P';t it down as hard as.
anybody." Boston Transcript.
"We I. whnt Is the professor up to
row? '
"More sclentUlc research. He Is con-
rii.'iiiij rvn,r miMtii tn determine the
exact velocity w th which a man drops
a not roiaiO. -Painnmi rtmci ivii.
Mlas Tonsils Would yoj MVe to hear
mo a;n All Through the Night?
Mr. Lobrouish I'm going to beat it
about 10 o'clock. Philadelphia Bulletin.
"Where ran I hide?" gasped the m'n
lnr stock promoter aa he burst Into his
office. "The police are coming.
I "Get Into the simplified card-Index
case.'' cried the chief clerk. "I aery
anyone to find anything In ther!" Puck.
WHEN THE HUNTER HAS TO BUT.
St. Loufa Globe-Democrat.
Now cornea that merry season when duck
hunters sallv forth
To meet the Jolly, quacking duok which
comes from out the North
To hasten to fair Southern cllmea and
spend the winter mild;
But sometimes does not get that far;
for oft he Is beguiled
To tarry in some quiet spot, on some
stream to alight.
And if a hunter ly be near to quack
ing duck, good night!
Now here'a the proposition In regard to
hunters wise,
Who take their sport in earneat and are
full of enterprise
They've got to take some ducks back
home, no matter what the luck.
And oft against ill-fortune the duck
hunter has to buck.
The hunter who Is wlaa, though, ne'er
comes back without his game;
He'd rather shoot the ducks himself. If
not 's Just the same
If some one else should shoot them and
to him the fowl should sell
He goes home with a full gam bag: of
course, he doesn't tell
The folks at home about this, but his
plan Is aafe to try
When you go out after ducks and can't
shoot them, then buy.
'Mir SI
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Spaghetti
Of spaghetti and its allied prod
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sorbed almost in their entirety.
Their rich gluten goes to make
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Spaghetti is so easy to digest. Its
energy value, compared "with
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therefore it is ideal food for hard
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For Our Little Busy Bees
Free Dolls
This Beautiful Doll will
be given Free to the little
girl, under 10 years of age,
that brings or mails us the
largest number of doll's
pictures cut out of the
Daily and Sunday Bee be
fore 4 p. m. Saturday, No
vember 20.
This dbtVs nam la Alloa,
Sh u twnt7-flT laohea
high, haa light brow hair
and browa eysa, aaa la bu
ttfoUy oTessad.
Iler picture will be in The
Bee every day this week.
Cut them all out and ask
your friends to save the
pictures in their paper for
you, too. See how many
pictures of Alice you can
get, and be sure to turn
them in to The Bee office,
before 4 p. m. Saturday,
November 20.
If you don't win this Dolll.
perhsp you can aet on a em
week. Only on doU wtU b gra
to any on person.
You Can See Alice at The Dee Office
To'w t