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Thought for tht Day
5ecf eef by HmUm Rgrt
No tcarmtk, ne tt.rfvlm a, no hiallhful tatt,
jVo eimfoHablt ful in any mtmber,
X iKad, no shine, no butUrfliu, no bti$,
Xo fruit; m flown, nn Jaat, no buds
- T L T I j
.iwixmvar. x i win v jiooti.
. Thli la the tornado belt, all right, but thla
is hardly the tornado reason.
Incidentally, observe that the ao-called "ape
r.ian" li a white man and not a negro, '
"Freedom of the aeaa" sounds a sonorous
note, but its visible progress Is to the filing
tdses of diplomacy.
Lest we forget It, Medicine, Hat sends ad
ance samples to show that Us stock of winter
goods far outruns tba demand.
! Restoration of tba monarchy Is deferred, not
j defeated, in China. Reasonable delay Insures
j in artistle crown built to measure.
! All presidential aspirant who wish consld
' oration by Nebraska republicans are assured a
j cordial rocdptloq god an attentive hearing. .
Political astronomers search? la vain for a
. rp offering a flicker of hope of peace before
November, 1116. Plan your defenses now,
- If President Wilson and Colonel Bryan can-
rot agree whether the Old Testament or tha
! New Testament carries more authority, let them
ru bmlt the dispute to Rer. "Billy" Sunday.
No one has heard any democrats crowiag
over Kentucky. To save the "blue grass" state
in this halcyon time of demooratle ascendancy
-7 a paltry few hundred votes Is nothing to brag
sbout.
V . The investigation into the factory fire in
Brooklyn shows that the owner failed to heed
the warning of the Inspector and the Inspector
failed to enforce his warning. The pity of It Is
that Uvea had to be sacrificed to reveal this
reckless Indifference.
The daily cost of war to Great Britain has
reached the enormous sum of 121,7(0,000, an
Increase of S3 per cent in, five months. The
figures represent the approximate cost of the
war to the entente allies, England being the
financial agent of all. Tb Immensity of the
material wastage equals 100,000 an hour.
It seems that the memory of Charles 8. Mel
len, hitherto esteemed a marvel of accuracy,
failed at a critical moment la the trial of his
railroad assoclatea, leaving the prosecution still
groping la the dark for a missing link. This
goes to prove the rule that high grade memories
carry first-class forgetterles aa safety attachments.
pur democratic aenator from Nebraska has
at last found one legislative proposal urged by
the president which he feels he can conscien
tiously support. Of course, the fact that Colonel
ryan is against It has nothing to do with the
senator's position. But still, it would be a long
gamble to find the president, the senator and
1u ex-secretary of atate all pulling on tba same
I ope.
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A complimentary dinner Is to be liven at tha Omaha
club rooms riaturday to Hon. J. V. Farwell of Chicago
in the tntert-at of the Toun Men's Christian associa
tion. The following gentleman have the affair In
lmrg: V. C Ulmabaugh, O. T. Davta, Lavtt Dura
Lain. Warren Bttiler, N. Mcrriam, Dr. P. h, Jjeiten
rlufi. Dr. J. C. ix-nlae. Dr. O. 8. Wood and J. U Mc
t.'xuue. The flim of Icken, Slenaam Co.. flah dealera,
ha dlraulved partnerahlp, and the concern will
Intinu hereafter aa tha lienaon Ktah company.
H. H. 6ievos and wife lert for the eaat,
Uura H. Dar.lola, commlaaluner of the Colorado
lcol, m In Omaha during the day.
uougiae grove, of the united Am-teat Order f
I'ruidit, has Irjtalled tlte following officers: Herman
IU4)iiwe1j, N. A.: O. Meaamer, V. A.: George Ich
aker. O.; Jiol Huti, treasurer; E. A. y, aecretar;
wmum Kachle, I- G.; O. tiauker. O. a.
Lieutenant Cha. General Howard's aide-de-camp,
ill so to run Mubrara thla wek, and brlnj hi
family with him te Omaha,
iu;-in Uachr baa corae from New York to take a
ix lion e lth Mag Meyer A Hrothar.
Partisanship and Preparedness.
If rreldnt Wilson's objective Is slnaly to
I'Ut the United States in a position to resist sg
greaslnn, it must be manifest that he ia In error
In tusking It a question of party policy. No
tetter illustrstion of this fart rsn be found than
the couroe pursued In dealing with problems
trowing out of the Europesn war. Republicans
t.nd democrats alike have stood behind the ed
l, Inlfftratlon and as a result of this united sup
port tfce greatest achievement of the administra
tion lies In successfully keeping our country
from being drawn Into the melee.
Aside from the fact that 'national prepsred
t ens conies as a confession of democratic error
In the psst, making it a partisan issue now
r.ilght dampen the ardor of men who have been
kdvocattng It for years both In and out of con
Cte.Hfl, and who on the broad Issue of nations!
welfare would be with the president in any
reasonable program. Just as they have been in
his European diplomatic controversies. The
l-resldent must not assume that men of a differ
cnt party are opposed to the Idea, for the records
if congress demonstrate the contrary. If a sane
irogram of national defense la to be evolved,
sufficient on the one hand and not to run into
a riot of militarism on the other, the president
will need the support of the important men In
rongress regardless of party. That he may
hip the recalcitrant members of nl own party
Into line for an administration measure is prob
able, but such methods, Judging by past experi
ence, are not likely to strengthen him with bis
party or with the people.
Why Not a Municipal Exposition t
One of the eommon complaints of the day,
c r, rather, the source of many complaints, Is the
ipnoranro of the busy business man and the
ncrk-a-day worklngman of what their public
servants are really doing for them. The ordl
rury man grumbllngly pays his taxes and trusts
to luck aa to getting something; In return. If
he knew what his money was, in fact, buying
be might not grumble so much, or find fault so
easily.
But people will not take the time to visit
the public Institutions and Investigate for them
selves. If they are to learn, what they should
know, the information must be brought to them
In some appealing form. To bridge this gap
i;overal cities, notably the city of Dayton, have
I eld a municipal exposition, with exhibits Illus
trating; the work of the different departments
of the municipal government, Including the
rubllc schools. The slogan In Dayton waa, "Beo
how your city works for you." If a municipal
exposition accomplishes a desirable purpose and
Is a good thing for Dayton, It might be a good
thing for Omaha', too.
Developing Dairy Industry.
The prosperity of Minnesota baa beea
bullded on dairying more than upon any one
inral activity, and the report of attendance at
t-'ie dairy school at the State Agricultural col
lege gives an inkling of bow the pre-eminence
tf Minnesota, aa a dairy state haa been obtained
and maintained. According to the report men
tioned. In addition to the large number taking
the regular course in dairying and "butter-
making, more than 100 are enrolled in the post
graduate courses. ' ,
The relation of these facts to results Is evi
dent. Butter-making In Minnesota is practiced
along scientific lines, and It has such a large
corps of really expert butter-makers that the
product commands a premium la the markets.
Minnesota's natural facilities are no better than
Nebraska's. No state In the union la blessed
with a better or purer water supply for stock
than ours, with better or more plentiful forage,
or any of the essentials which enter Into the
ptoductlon of butter of the highest grade, and
In quantity the Nebraska output ranks aa a
leader, and In quality It Is staple. There Is no
reaaon except the lack of experienced and edu
cated makers why this atate should not outtop
Minnesota aa a producer of butter that is better
than staple. It Is not sufficient that the cream
eries employ skilled men for actual making of
the butter, but the training must extend, aa In
Minnesota, to the producers of the cream, and
nothing but a widely diffused knowledge of cor
rect methods can bring about thla result. When
the Nebraska dairy school Is appreciated and
ratronlzod aa ia that of Minnesota, and its teach
ings fully applied, the yearly Income from dairy
ing will be wonderfully Increased.
Relation of Crime and Punishment.
Taking cognisance of the Increasing- number
of burglaries, holdups and crimes of violence In
Nebraska, the State Board of Pardons haa de
cided to grant no more paroles from the peniten
tiary on tne completion of merely the minimum
sentence. All students of criminology unit in
lie opinion that the greatest deterrents to crime
are, first, the certainty of detection, and second,
punishment Irksome to those who -!. it
The theory of the Indeterminate sentence la to
provide a range elastic enough to cover tha eaaea
of those guilty of crimes of all degrees of
vlclousness and to afford a more deliberate
Judgment of the punishment necessary than Is
possinie in a brier bearing in court. Practice
in the past has largely crowded thla theory Into
the background by making tbe teat of maximum
or minimum largely one of behavior while in
irlaon.
Investigation shows, however, that aa a rule
the professional and habitual criminal la the
taat behaved convict and the least, likely to
fracti're prison rules. Ills expertonc has tsught
Mm thst it pays to be good when there Is no
ither alternative, and on a good behavior record
he la in a position to ask parole ton the expira
tion of minimum time. Added to the gener
osity In granting paroles haa been a laxneaa In
following up and properly keeping track of
paroled convicts, and these together doubtless
Isvg weakened tbe deterring Influence of fear
cr punishment. That the parole aystem and in
determinate aentence are advanced steps In
treating crime from the reformatory viewpoint
seeking to prevent relapse of those who are vic
tims largely of circumstance cannot be doubted,
but careful Judgment rather than sympathy, or
rood behavior behind prison bars, must guide
tbe paroling power.
Tbe divinities that doth hedge the emperor
rf Japan comprise the sacred mirror, the sacred
ive ad a and the sacred sword. These articles are
embolic of the original deities of tbe present
empire. As a typo of oriental mytholog y it car
ries more substance to buttress the "divine
right" of kings thun European rlslmanta can
present.
Dancing Rules
- toals K. Challf la Stealth Caltire. "
FOUR-INCH dlatance between partners for dancing
poaltlon thla year. TJ'it o you think that will
do any good for ut to try to etandardlsi poaltlon?
Do you think anybody la going to get aa far away
from hla partner aa four whole inchee? No.
It Is Impoeelble to eliminate rloeed poaltlon. I've
tried for years, and mlthor mnn or woman la ready
to give It up. Oh. yes, four Inchee when the dancing
teacher la watching, but wait until they go to th
dancing (latee and watch them cloa; the dancing pub
lic won't pay any attention to our four-Inch decree,
and go on aa they pleape.
People In America dance aa they please. We Jnet
tag behind. In Europe the maater tnakea the public
dance as he says, but here the public la the drill
maater, putting ua through our steps. America ha
the Inventive aplrit.
This year there ia to be no swaying of hi pi. no
wriggling of ahouliVra, no exaggerated body move
ment; handa are to be claaped In no fantastic ir
rangement, but firmly with flngera closed, and tho
right hand of the gentleman la at the lady'a win',
fingers In, and the left hand of the lady repoaea,
fingers cloaed, on the gentleman's arm.
This Is the way you must do the congress one
step: "Forward" always mcana man forward:
1. Kour sliding atepa forward and a "tep-ln,
atep-out" movement, whl'-h means the right foot ll
over the left, and out again.
S. Three atcpa fotward and a "progressive" turn
to the left, confuting of five atepa to make the com
plete turn, and a prog-reaalv movement forward.
S. Two ateps forward and two waits atcpa. tA
waits atep la a leap, a elklo and a tisnge of feet:
leap la Juet a alight undulation of movement).
4. Four slow atepa, one waits atep. a progressive,
turn of three atepa and one waits atep.
The fox trot la to be danced thla way:
1. Two alow walking atepa forward, one waits
atap four times.
1. Pour slow atepa, two waits steps, turning to
left. Repeat four times.
5. Two slow steps forward, on walls step, rest
for one count, then a leap and step forward.
4. Four walking atepa, balance forward and baok,
twinkle back and forward.
The tango la simplified Into thla form:
1. Four slow walking steps, one chas.ie (elide, cut,
allele), one corte (leap-allAe forward, back end rest).
i- Open poaltlon, moving forward In line of direc
tion; three chaaaea and one corte.
I. Two waits steps, turning, and one corte.
4. Two stepa forward, one waits step, one corte.
The modern waits has these atepa:
1. Four walking stepa forward one mnaaure to
atep two canter ateps forward, two canter stepa,
tvrnlnr. (Canter Is two stepa to three eounta).
J. Two alow atepa forward, one balonce forward,
one balance back, four waits atapa, turning to the lefr.
5. FOur canter atepa forward, slide, clone (close
meaning bring feet together), three canter steps,
turning to right.
And there you have the dances ss they will ue
danced In New Tork, In California, and all the places
between. That Is, until new stimulus snd creative art
are born In the dancing prince who takes his partner
and whirls her out to try a new Inspired atep.
The beginning snd end of social dancing Is In the
publio dance hall. The stage has some Influence,
yes, but even stage dances are only used as a basis
for further variation on the part of the dancer, and
who can say today what he will dance 'omorrow?
T
Twice Told Tales
Ineffleleat.
A New York advertiaing expert said In an address
on efficiency in salesmanship:
"The efficient salesman or saleswoman never Jumps
at falae or rash conclusions.
"There" was a rather pretty girl taken on In a big
provision house the other day who Is very far from
the maximum of efflolency.
"An elderly gentleman got out of hla llmoualne one
morning, entered this girl's department, raised his hst
politely and said:
" 'Good morning. Do you keep dates?'
"Misunderstanding tha queatlon's purport, the pretty
girl flushed angrily and: anaweredl
"Tea, I keep 'epi. all right, all right, but I don't
make 'em with no old fossils like your "New Tork
Times.
Her Talent Rerealrd.
A vary I'areen" Norwegian a-trl had rnme tn hi.
country in aearch of employment 8he was taken Into
a household as a cook, but failed entlrel ta rlva
lafactlon. Nearly everything she undertook reaultad
In failure, and finally tha mlatreas of the houae aaked
In deaperatlon:
"Eda, ia there anything you can do?"
"Tees," was ths girl's reply.
"Well, tell me what It la." said the mlatreas.
"Ay can milk reindeer." said the a-lrl camlv. Phila
delphia Ledger. f
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Tfce Secret.
Katharine and Margaret found themselves seated
next each other at dinner party and Immediately
became confidential.
"Molly told me that you told her that secret I told
you not to tell her," whispered Margaret.
"Oh. isn't she tbe mean thing!" gasped Katharine.
'Why I told her not to tell you!"
"Well," returned Margaret. "I told her I wouldn't
tell you she told me eo don't tell her I did." Every.
body's Magaatne,
.People and Events
A mere trifle, estimated at S0,00', repreeenta the
sum total of Wall street's gamble on the election.
There was nothing in the campalsn to thrill sporting
blood, besides all the good atorts are putting their
money on "war brldea."
Fashion foundries lit Philadelphia regard men
man'e angularities as a hopelaaa proposition and are
dlapenalng with paddlnga of all sorts. The Innovation
will reveal rhlladelplilana with all the bumps a
humps nature and habit provided.
Chicago was not as dry last Sunday as the parade
Indicated. Cap. Ktreeter a oasis on the lake front pro
vided 1O.0U0 pint bottlee of bet r at is rents each. Thero
waa enough to go around, but all tho rounders toulu
not get around tha e3ge of the oasis. i
A good Samaritan at To:ikcre. N. T., pealcred to
soothe a thirsty cry of distress from the Ipral Jail hy
dropping a loaded bottle at the end of a r;r.nw.
"Thanka. bo." welled up between gurgles. But an effV
eloua cop broke up the aeanca, and the Samaritan wss
pinched for
A mere mention of a fortune romng to Ullea Ureg
ory of South Norwalk. Conn., brousht hlro buchela oi'
matrimonial proposals from widows and arlnte:s alive
to the main chance. Tha fact that ailes is an ex
pauDu.' does not count sgainat him. The melody of
tlS.aoo gets the merry hand.
Laving well on nothing a year was elucldc.ted in a
New York court by Warner M. Van Nordcn, who la
reatetlng Judgments for M.W0. lie II 'is on ,U
father-in-law and paya no rant, chile Ms w We (ays his
dues In fine, swell el'-ba, buy hla tlgrrcls ri atakrv
him with afreet car money. Cm ytu brat ft?
A woman "spook" who drceeos In bWck, smoke
cigars snd shoots a revolver. Is throwing c:eepy
aearea Into Oyaler Ray, I. I. Hhe ai-pears only after
nightfall and chasing children, uneacorted Women and
occasionally a lonely man, le her choice amusement.
One hundred volunteer policemen and the village
ronatabie aoltmnly aaaert they had hor cornered, but
(he vanished In thin air. The efficiency of the spook
ea a curfew warning beats any en vvr lento of Toddy's
I wtie town.
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Mi tea Versae Saetrrela.
POfTH SIDE, OMAHA, Nov. ll.-To
the Editor of The Bee; I notice the
letter in your lasue of today from tr. H.
H. Oray of Pittsburg. Kan , In which he
atate that eo.ulrrela are not to blame for
the destruction of blrdx. but that mltea
are to blame.
I lived in Kanaaa a number of years
and saw aome pretty gnod-elaed lice and
mitee but never aaw any that were large
enough to destroy ncata, brenk the exgs
an! throw young Mrda to the ground.
Last year 'a pair of roblna built their
neat, within four feet of an upa'arj win
dow of a bedroom. In a email oak tree
thit atanda nar our houie. After they
had bj.lt their nert they laid four et;gs
and began to act on the eggs, but wlthli
a day of two after they began to aet a
aqulrrel drove them from the neat, tore
the neat to plecea and, of courae, the tigs
fell to the ground, and were broken.
Bngllah aparrowa aro alwnya covered
with lice and mltea and ate the cauao
of the death ot mllllone of little chickens
each year, but I do not see how timber
birds could be afflictei with miny lice
and mtus.
I know Just whst I stn ta'klnj about
when I say that squirrels Ueatroy the
neate of blrda. break their- eapa and kill
their young ones. Farmers huve told m
that aqulrrela. at tlniea, carry away many
bushels of corn, and they also destroy a
great deal Of fruit. Anybody that ever
had much experience with aqairrtla knows
thut fhey are a very destructive little
animal If they are allowed to become very
numerous. F. A. AONEW.
Vee, a Follower Ina-ereoll.
OMAHA. Nov. ll.-To the Editor of
Tho Beo: I notice a reply to my nrttcle
regarding "Billy" Bunduy from V. A.
Jiradahaw of North Platte. It ia npparent
that Mr. Dradahaw bjllevea that the
church and state should bo unttods and
that public funds shovld be diverted to
ward sectarian ends. X went to ask you,
Mr. Bredahaw. aa well as everyone else
wno believes the Bible, as a sacred book,
should be taught In the publlu school,
If It ever occurred to them that this at
titude on their part Is one of the very
things that mskeg many of the infidels
and agnostics of our day. Doesn't thla
Indicate a dealrs on the part of Christians
to. seeure unfair atate aaalatancs In the
spread of their doctorlne?
Mr. Brsdahaw says the, "latter part of
my letter is so bonaenalcal that it la
Juat about worthleaa to comment or de
bate on." Of course that la merely an
assertion and proves nothing, except
that to his mind it Is "nonsensical,"
while to the minds of many Omahans
who compUmeata mm est tfee article U
appeared very senalble. I am satisfied to
abide with the opinion of the majority.
I have a deep admiration, Mr. Bredahaw,
for your wonderful power of discernment.
Tou "gueaaed" that I am "either a fol
lower of Ingeraoll. a Christian Scientist
or Rusaellte." Of courae, If I was not
one of these three, you could further
"guaaa" that I was a believer In soms
one of the hundreds of other various
creeds of beliefs and unbeliefs. But we'll
let the cat out of the bag and keep
you in auspense no longer. Tea I am
a follower of Ingeraoll, a great believer
In his writings and teachings, an admirer
of the man who did more In thlrty-alx
years of his life for the human race,
more good, mora kindness, more liberty
than all your priests and preachers and
"Billy" Sundays will do in a million years.
You are mistaken when you say Inger
aoll "delighted in slashing ths Bible in
order to fit his own Ideas." but the truth
of the matter Is that after he had been
telling the truth about the Bible for a
few years, many creeds started to alash
the Bible so that it would fit with his
advanced Ideas, so you see Ingeraoll
made even religion better and I cahoot
understand why any Christian ahould
malign a man who has made his creed
mote believable.
WALTER R08ICKEY.
1701 South Twelfth street.
TtaIUs Man Sneaks Oat.
JULESBl'RO, Colo.. Nov. 11. To the
Editor of The Beet I notice In Ths Bee a
Tatter on Bible and hell. by Mr. Brad
shaw of North Platte. This article la
about on a par with his former letter, in
which he denounced the traveling men.
I wish he would explain why "Billy"
Sunday was right In attempting to force
hla way into tho Omaha publle schools
and why we should have the Bible in the
publio schools. The publio schools were
never Intended for religious education.
Lens than half tha patrons of tho public
schools are church members, and while
this ia tbe case no school board has
the right to allow the teaching of the
Bible In ths publle school.
1 would like to state In closing that
two of my fellow workers who wore
converted during the revival In Omaha,
have, during the last week, gone Insane
with Billy's" religion T) and are now
being cared for In an asylum.
HARRY EMMET,
Another Traveling Man.
School Sanitation
Forty states of the union have taken
some legal action toward safeguarding
the sanltstion of public school building.
Thirty of the etatea have eought ts reg
ulate the' water auppty of the publlu
school. The revolt agalnat the conuno
drinking cup has come within the laa
five years. Kansas was the pioneer, bvi
other states followed rapidly, ae that mw
half of the entire number have cither a
law or a regulation regarding dr.nUtn I
cus.
Thlrty-etsht atatea have aome legal
prevtalon regarding the school site.
Neatly all of theee provisions are state
wide In their ai-plK'Stlon, and are manda
tory In character. These provuljni 1 1
cluse the proximity of "nulaanrca." aval:
at titty of the site and else of the site.
Kineteon states have laws prohibiting tr
location of school buildings w ithin a sie
cliicd CUtance from places where I'Ticr
la sold, from gambling houses, h jurcj of
prostitution snd noisy or smoky factories.
Seme form of protection against i.ia
and panic la found In thlrty-alx tt-u g.
Biai ke reulutioi , r 'he power o .n.iii
suc'i irtuletlt u,. i K '
Ucueral or aperlil construe i:i w i.i t
view to tire p:evvt;on li deal" w.t t In
tea states. Thirteen of thj s'.j ej ha
t( r.;oililng t") aay sa to c .rr.d rs an I
In: er stairways; twenly-feur I a tegu a -tlona
as to exits, and twenty-five aa t
exterior ecsp?s;lra mention alarm ai.l
Pre-fighting spreretus. end eleven a'a'ci
.raice by law or regulation ,:er I ri
d Ilia. Lass than half the atatea h :vs
any less! word on ventilation. Thirty
cubic feet of fieah air per pjpil per m n
itc is the conventional anujiit . erficd.
"Tour bov Josh seems to have the
eccentrlclttea of genlua. '
"No doubt of It." replied Farmer Corn
toeae). "ilea well aupplled with the
eccentricities. If he can set a little pf the
renins. I bet he'll be something. Wasti
ng Mar.
"I s ippoae you have high ambitions for
TO'ir boy?'
"Well. I wouldn't aay that exactly,
bui I do hone that he won't turn out
to be the msle assistant to a female
dancing teacher." Detroit Free Preaa.
"Now. children. I want you to be per
fectly quiet when the biehop ia here, and
not aay anything that will mortify me."
"Hi't. nvtt'ima. enn't we luit k him If
he will baptise the new kittens?" Life.
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"Muslc'sns ought to be able to b'ar the
comequencis of a disastrous strike."
"Why musicians?"
"Because they are used to facing the
rr.ua c." Cincinnati Enquirer.
Knltker Do you l!ve In a high-toned
urartment houae?
I'ocker Very; It haa s marble entrance
and a marble janitor. New York Times.
"What chance have I got with that
lrl? una of her admirers owns an auto
pi' bile snd the rt-er haa a mitorboat."
"Son, if ahe likes you, a trip to the
rrWlrs woMd'YleatV her Joif WlL"- '
Birmingham Age-HernlJ.
Gruhba Po you think there Is any real
cure for hav fever?
Ptuhba r-ome peraona believe hangVig
or beheading will do the trick but In my
own view it survives aa a punishment in
the next world. Indianapolis Newa.
WOT TOMMY TOLD THE DUCHESS
New Tork World.
I bared my manly boaom to 'Is 'orrld
atelhoacope
I called on (lewd to witness that all my
rlba waa broke!
'E thumped me and e punched me ana
Ma bloomln' face was long. t
But when e aaya. Count five, my lad.
I give 'lm this 'ere eons:
"It'a a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long whv to Tipperary,
And the eweetest girl 1 know!
1 'ad to keep my eplrlta up, though tears
ain't no msgrace
When you're couching blood and ahrao-
nel, but 1 ad to aave my face.
So I 'olleved in my Manketa and you bet
I made 'em 'ear
"If any mate will elp me sing, I ve
two bits left for brer."
"It's a long road to Tipperary.
We're going 'ome today,
We cursed the Burgeon for a thief.
But 'e wouldn't let us stay."
Then aomethina; must 'ave 'appened, for
an English nurse waa near
With natural Inipcrllienesa, I said,
"Mornln', lister dear,"
8he turned as white aa paper, "Man, be
careful what you aayl
You 'aven't spoke for seven weeks w
thought you'd die to:lny!"
"It's a long way to Tipperary.
Hut when I 'i ave In view,
Moll wen t mlr.d the crutches
Because my 'enrt la true.
'I don't mind your crutchea. Tens,
I know your love la true!'
That s wot .Moll will aay to me
M'hen 1 'cave In view."
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