4 THE DKK: OMAHA, SATURDAY, OCTOnnR 2.1, 1915. 8 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE TOVKVri) BY EDV.'Ar ttOSE WATER. victor roskwavk:.. -:ihtor. T.a Peo rubliKnlog Company Proprietor. PFTH FUILD1NO, FARNAM AND FEVKNTiCENTII. Cntereal at Omh post office as seeond-c'ss matter. IKKM8 Or SCHSCRIPTION. Hy carrier per month. tfr aed "iindaf1 v-c.... pally without Sunder""' ...e.... Wenlng and .sJunrtay 4"c.... Fenlng without Sunday ....Jaw nfllV SC.... (land notice of char.se of address rr romolnlnts r.f Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bw, Circulation IVpartment By mull prr j'r. I tin ft 4.00 ZX'I Dfilv two. small an. R&MITTANCK. rait T drift. espreaa or postal order . mtmmnm raralveA In DtVmfTtt Of mints 1'eraonsl fhwVi. escept on Omaha and enatern xebange. uot scoepteo. a OFFICES. TOSha Tha Bee Building. Couth Omaha Jit N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Main street. I.lnroln Mttlo Building. Chtcsgo 901 Hearst HuWflnr New Tor Room IW. "J Fifth avenue fct Inl- S1 New Hunk of Cn-nmerr. Washington: Fourteenth Kt., N. V. OORRKSPONDfcNCB. address communications relatlnr to news and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Tklltorlal Dcpaxuasbl SE1TEMIIKH ClHCtliATIOS. 54,663 Stat of Nebraska. Count Publishing compsny.i-ting any iworr, . average circulation lor the month of September, IA was i M3 DWIQlrT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. nd sworn to Deiore ty or nousms, ss: Iiwlsht Williams, circulation manager of n I'-oo Subacri!ed In my ptfwnrt Uila 1st day of October. 19i& rjubeerlbcrs leaving (bo city temporarily should have Tli Hoe mailed to them. Ad dreaa will be changed often requested. Thought for the Day StUcCJ by W. E. Wilton Whertiovr lh$ March after truth btgin$ (her ftfe in art begin; irkerttntvtr that search ctam thrt lift etae$.John llutkinTw rth$. Incidentally the Jitney problem aeemt to be gradually Bc-lvlng itself. ' 8tlU about the only sure thing in the future mansion lino is the 2x6 on the hillside. "Billy" admits he has Improved Omaha won derfully, hut not enough to make nlm want to atoy here permanently. School borad members are accorded the con tolatlon. anyway, that they will have a lot of company wherever they go. j Closer co-operation of the police department end the police court would also help mightily In enforcing respect for law. , .' 8o far at worldly Knowledge goes, "For Kent" signs stick to (back - number .mansion Licking moderp, conveniences. ' ' Owing .' to ', causes beyond control Berlin witches the time for peace , from October to "next spring." The time is sufficiently indefinite to discourage. betting on a sure thing. . Judging by the values of automobiles turned la by" Nebraska tax assessors the Jitney type of buxtwagons chased the llmousenes off the high ways while the assessors were looking. The standard practice of police administra tion calls for seventy-five per cent of the strength of the force for patrolmen's duty, as against Omaha's fifty per cent." Too many special duty assignments. New York, Pennsylvania and Massachusetts fcass on the question of "votes or women" the first Tuesday of Novomber. Suffragists in each state publicly express confidence in a favorablo verdict and demonstrate in this manner that feminine bptlmlsra la the real article. Courtesy and buslnnss pull together in the diplomacy of Europe. While dlsposod to follow the lead of the United States in recognising the Currant government, Europe innlHts on know ing whether the bills will bo recognized at the eame time. This is business with the bark on. Tes. but why not put "for rent" signs also on the heavenly mansions of the state university faculty as well as of our School board. Down at Lincoln they made "Billy" preach to students In a church instead of In the convocation hall on the university campus. The tax collector has spotted 44.261 auto mobiles in Nebraska. That does not mean that he got them all, but accepting this figure it means about one to' every twenty-eight of the population, or one to every five families, which at that is doing tolerably well. The so-called O'Connor will caBO, involving claims to a ono hundred thousand dollar estate for which there was no will, bss reached the Ne braaka supreme court. Wlih that much money as incentive to tho lawyers, it is sore to say the litigation has only taken a start. VAM "U- fs f-faka Paying" for the Debauch. Mexico is now about to be brought to a re alising understanding of what the five years of disorder, from which she la now emerging, have tost her. European governments are withhold Idk recognition of Carrania, waiting for assur ance that he will arranre for the settlement of flnmagn claims. These are certain to be enor mous, and tho 1'nlted States Is also Interested in the point, for the Mexicans showed no favor itism in their seizure and destruction of prop erty. Many millions of dollars' worth of private r-ropfrty. owned by foreigners, was stolen or de stroyed by the Irreaponslble bandit, posing as arnilc ?, for which the government of Mexico must become responsible. This means a very pretty penny for the Mexicans to pay, but settlement day always comes, and this one may be enough li keep the Impulsive descendants of the Monte xumas and the Conqulstadores in sober employ ment for some years to come. Stock Market Augury. The Greek oracles and the Roman soothsay ers were nccustonied to give whomsoever con sulted them answers sufficiently vague or In definite or conditioned that they could cover al trost anything that might transpire. We have no more Greek oracles or Roman soothsayers in this enlightened age. but we still have "Tom" I.awson with us to tell us how to play the stock market, and yet to impart the knowledge so that win or lose, the prophet will be fully vindicated. Consider for a moment this piece of characteris tic language from one of Lawson's latest pro- t.ouncements of advice furnished to the get-rich-qulck public at his own expense: I have rld'lrn all the stork booms alnea the early 70. acld-trstlnif their eaunea and effects, kodaking their minutiae and rcel-photoInK earh boom for future movies, and. recalling the long line of boom and collnpnea, I am qualified to aay that the pres ent on must run Ua rourae, and the devil take the lame, the halt and the wayalde. loiterer. For the present boom'a reagenta are auch that when Ita day comrs It will be with us In the morning In all Ita virile, chameleonlzlng radiancy, and In the evening Ha shadow will be all that remalna of Ita corpae. This 1916 boom, while Ita lasts, will be a record breaker; when Ita collapse comes, it, too, will be a record-breaker. Whoever la confident that war atocka will keep up should get aboard this boom, for all who get aboard will be assured enormous profits, provided war atocka stay up. I want to pln-cllnch this: I don't say war stocks will not stay up. I say only that there la a boom on and that It will laat with Increasing fury whlie war atocka do stay up. There you have It! Now you see it and now you don't. If you believe war stocks are going up, buy them; If you believe war stocks are go ing to collapse, sell them; If yon don't know nythlng about It, keep out. Whatever you do, "Tom" will tell you that you are gambling on your own Judgment if you lose, and on his If you win. The Case of Nurse Carell. . The execution by the German military au thorities at Brussels of Miss Edith Cavell, an Englishwoman, on a charge of espionage is at tracting much attention Just now, because of some of the unusual circumstances in connec tion with it. It is a regrettable Incident of the varfare, and of chief concern on this side be cause of the part the American minister played in it. Mr. Whltlock appears to have done all In his power to secure mitigation of the death sen tence, but without success. Germany deals with persons accused of espionage in a summary way, and makes no distinction between sexes. Miss Cavell had admitted even more than was proved against her; she placed herself within the ap plication of the military law, and paid the pen alty a law which Is no more German than it Is British. This law can relax, though, as witness the pardon by the kaiser of two prominent women and a number of other Belgian prison ers, condemned to death for offenses similar to that of Miss Cavell, showing he is still, acces sible toi Intercessors come to plead for mercy to prisoners. - - Good Job Well Bgnn. The Lake Mohonk conference on Indians and other dependent peoples finds that the spelling book has followed the flag into the Philippines. Fifteen years after the occupation of the islands' by the United Rtates, 4,300 schools, manned by 10.000 teachers, are' training 600,000 Filipino youngsters, giving them education and fitting them for responsible life In a way never dreamed of until the Americans succeeded the Spanish in control of the islands. And this with the pledge of this government that our occupancy of the it lands Is not permanent. Frederick W. Taylor, formerly minister of agriculture in the Islands, says that measures should be taken to provide for the future of the new-made Filipino. Education awakens him to a better way of living, to more ambitious tastes. uud he must be shown how to secure the wealth that will enable him to gratify these tastes. This will not bo a difficult task, if the natural re aourcns of the archipelago are as extensive as reported. The Filipino will readily learn how to turn ols opportunities into money, wherewith to create newer and greater opportuntles, fol lowing tho beneflclent circle as sedulously as does his white brother. Uncle Sam Is well begun on a good Job, and tho world must admire his skill and patience in dealing with It, as well as admit how much better off are the people of that previously neg lected section than they would have been, had we followed Mr. Bryan's advice and turned them loose to remain in tne condition In which we found tbciu. Common Sense vs. Prudery Xr. Woods Xatchlssom. ' OUR proutleat boast la that we aro clvlllaed. but In certain enrnera of our mind we are atlll aavace pure savage. We have outgrown the totem and the tom-tom, but we atlll cower under the tyranny of the taboo. There are etill certain thlnnre which It la forbidden to mentlnn. whose existence may not t officially reconnlied. whoae namea are not allowed to appear In public. A funny Jumble thry are, from the Ineffable namea of the gods, nhlih muat not be taken In vain, and the bad luck, which munt not be mentioned for fear 'f hrlnclng It upon ua, to the social evil and comfort atatlon which even In thla twentieth century we dure not call by their right namea. How fearfully binding atlll la the taboo Inl.l upon ua by our I'urltan ancextora baa been vividly llluatratci In the addrcas of tho president of the American Tubllc Health aaaoclatlon, I'rof. rv-dgwlck. at tho recent annual meeting in Horhceter. Ilia addreea dealt with our aanltary succeaaea and failures. High up on the lmt of the latter he place-! the titter Inadequacy and Insufficient auprly of com fort stationa In our large cities. Aa an Illuminating Illustration he rltcd the fact that a New Englnnd city i.f over liO.OOO population had Juat held a public demonstration to celebrate the opening of Ita first and only comfort station secured after ten yeirs of determined effort on the part of the health authorities! Judging by past experience It will now protably rest on Ita laurels for another tan years, pointing proudly to the eatabllahment as an answer to all complaint and making It one of the ahow placea of the town for country vlsltora, like the court houre and the new Jail, Inatead of proceeding to add at the Uaat ten. or better, twenty, such con veniences, wh'ch Ita population demanda for the pub lic health and comfrrt. That Is the worst of a taboo; the evil which you are not permitted to mention or discuss la timrt-pon treated aa If It did not exist. Which anmehow doe a not seem to discourage It in the least. Maludiea apreud by Insanitary or Immoral per sonal habits attack the modeat Juat as frequently as the Immodest, the Innocent as viciously as the guilty; but what does all that matter ao long as e. have preserved, unaullled, our propriety and our prudery? The argument In favor of an abundant supply of comfort stations In our tuwns and cities are a) obvious, so unanswerable that It la scarcely necessary to more than mention them. Not only are all public health experts, annltarlans, physicians and organisa tions for the protection of children, of women In In- duatry and of workers generally unanlmoua In de manding them, but practically every Intelligent human being who has considered the matter dispassionately for five mlnutee, la convinced of their desirability. Hut and then the excuaea begin for not bulldijig them. Perfect refinement of both speech and behavior nd absolute correctnees of conduct are highly desir able, but there Is no sense In their blinding Us to, nor la their actual attainment In the slightest degree hin dered by the frank recognition of, the fact that every living human being baa certain Imperative physical needs which must be met, on an average, every two or four houra. If these demanda are not properly and ade quately met the result will be grave discomfort and risk of permanent Injury to the Individual and aerlous Increase of the chances for the spread of disease throughout the community. The discomfort and Injury to the Individual need no proof. One's own personal experiences and fre quent first-hand observations of the distress, an noyance and" embarraasmcnt of others la overwhelm ingly sufficient The strait J and humiliations to which all sorts of Individuals are put by the lack of these fundamental necessities of decency and health, particularly strangers In the city, women of nervous temperament and young children, or those who have the care of them, are simply abominable both. In their c'iucm:jr biiu in lonr menace to neaitn and comfort. in fact, we would not tolerate such an amount of ufferlng. discomfort snd menace to health for a mo ment In any other field of human activity. Not only la the mental distress and moral humiliation bad enough In Itself to demand Immediate relief by so simple and easy a means, but there Is serious risk; of miia and temporary Irritations being goaded Into se rious chronic dlaeaaes, to say nothing of laying the foundations for a retention of oolaonoua ! tn tha system which may lead to grave and lasting forms of blood poisoning, and auto-lntoxicatlon. 4- ' The community la af last getting ashamed mt Ma foolish prudery and stinginess and beginning to de- mana mat mere shall be abundance of theae neces sities of life provided, so that ho one need to be com pelled u go morethan two or three blocks to flud one, Instead of, as It now happens In some of our most famous and beautiful city parks, half or three. quarters of a mile. Often then. In New, York, to find ii ciosea ror cleaning (7) or repairs, or because It la after 4:S0 o'clock. They muat be well lighted and ventllated-not burled In holes In the ground aa la the present practice and well supervlaed and watched, both to prevent them from becoming offensive and to make them serve as a school of education la sani tary good manners and llfesavlng behavior for both rising, generation ana the new arrival, whether from the country or from abroad. Twice Told Tales The Jury lists for the federal court term are g.vn out. Including theae Omaha names: Henry Holln. lUibert Uarllch. Fred Lowe, W. It. Dennett, Kdwin WvU. WlilUni Hcnneswy, 1 Ait her Poland. Charles I'errla, Howard Zhrlekl. iuy C. liarton. A new brau band baa been organlird In North Omaha with the following memlieraUlp: II. A. Nich ols, president; George Keed, secretary; John KelJ, treasurer; A. J. Langer, leader; Frank I'ayue. I, t'oa-. grove. Will Truckey. John Hurke. John Curry, John tv-hmUroth. laika Mcliermott. Harry lavla, John Her old, K. I'rultt. A. Ortrum. A. 1C Touaer. W. It Callaway, K r.fral natnt of the Canadian I'acifl- at T-r -to and trottx r of General Mauag-jr Callaway of the 1'nkin I'nciflc, u In Omnlia. F. J. Knai'p. for aome time asvtstant depot ticket aicent of the Turlington, has been promoted to be In i harge of tha nffl. e. neral J. J!d tfiinth and wife arrived home, from the east accumpanid ty thilr son. Dr. Charles K. Muitn, v no contemplates locating here to practice di i t'jiti y. hir. Harvey lUwklns of Creaton and Mtis Nettla f l&wkit.e of Mount I'leaaant. Ia.. and alias Nettle Haw ai-.i of Ohio are vUltlng airs, it HL t-yoa, 1 Web- alar straet No Swindle. Vou remember selling me somo' hair-restorer when I called tho other day to get ahaved, you hoary-headed old thief?" roared the indignant customer. "Tou sold It under false pretenses, air. You said it would restore my head to Its original condition." "Well, didn't It work?" asked the barber. "Work? No. It's taken off what little hair I used to have, and I am as bald as the pavement now." "That's quite right, sir. No false pretence about that I said It would restore your head to its original condition, and you know, air, most of us aro bora bald." Chicago Herald. II Got Ike Tratk. , Mr. Barry heard tlvat his son, George, waa leading a very fast life at college. He wrote and reproached him, but the son atrenuoualy denied all the charges. The father, not being satisfied, decided to make aa unexpected visit to the son's boarding house and went up to the city accordingly. When he rang the bell at tha boarding house, tho door was opened by a grim-faced landlady who aaked Mm anapplly what ha wanted.' "Does Oeorge Barry live harer" asked the father. "Ho does," replied the woman grimly, "Bring him ln."-rhlladelphla Ledger. Would ( Flresneo Police. OMAHA. Oct .-To the Editor of The Bee; In the last month there have been thirty cases of highway robbery, forty burglaries, fifteen cases of pocket-rlcklng and as many of sneak thievery In our city. To crown these glorious achieve ments a good and honest cltlxcn of our r.eighbor city was shot down In cold blood on our streets, and his young woman companion waa drnajged for a mile through or residential district and sub jected to the most unspeakable Indignities. What aro the police going to do about It? What can 1 men. divided Into three shifts, half of whom are not patrolmen, do against a condition of this kind? One of two facta is true either the police force Is not numerically adequate to cope with the situation, br Its superior officers are lamentably Incompetent. I am In clined toward the former beller, and have a few atiggestlons to offer. The night shift of the Omaha fire de partment are permitted to sleep while on duty. This gives them six months' vaca tion In evcrv vear. Why not make a day police force out of these men and have them do the work now- being done by the regular day pollen? Such an ar rangement would give the present day for-e an opportunity to properly patrol the street at night, and that la the time thev are most needed. It would more than double the police protection. Will anyone pretend that such an ar rangement would be unfair? There are enough city firemen to make two shifts of six hours each for day police duty, and since their only duty at night Is to sleep and answer an occasional bell, there Is no good reason why they should not con sent to render this service to the city. If this scheme would fall the only solu tion would be to select volunteer citizens to patrol the streets at night. Something must be done. These crooks and mur derers should be dragged to Jurtlce. K. M. WAYMOHE. Definition of a Kooeker. OMAHA, Oct. 21 To the Editor of Tho Bee: Hero Is the difference between a knocker and a booster (author unknown): "When the Creator had made all tho good things, there waa still some dirty work to do, so He made the beasts and reptiles and poisonous Insects, and when He had finished. He had some scraps that were- too bad to put into tho rattle snake, the hyena, the scorpion and the skunk, so He put all these together, cov ered It with suspicion, wrapped It with Jealousy, marked It with a yellow streak and called It a knocker. "This product was so fearful to contem plate that He had to make something to counteract It, so He took a sunbeam and put In the heart of a child, the brain of a man, wrapped these in clvlo pride, cov ered H with brotherly love, gave it a mask of velvet and a grasp of steel and called It a booster; made him a lover of fields and flowers and many sports, a be liever in equality and Justice, and ever since these two were, mortal man has had tha privilege of choosing his asso ciates."! BENNETT. People and Events Au eastern professor wins uiomeutary pub licity by advocating higher' taxes on married :en as a means of discouraging matrimony. Coming on the heels of Governor Morehead's frost for a fatherly holiday, the second knock v. iriie home patriots to unllmber their hammers and reciprocate in kind. Eternal vigilance is the price of matrimonial supremacy. On the morning of tbe fateful day, ex-Gov ernor Fort of New Jemey publicly predicted that "the women will win their fight by over 40.000." U our recollection is not mistaken, ex-Governor Fort also predicted the triumphant entry of the bull moose candidate into the White House three years ago. The proffer of California gold for the presi dential wedding ring exhibits in a pleasant way tho marvelous speed of the Golden Gate to every fepotllkht in action. The publicity system of California Is surpassing in Its delicate adjust ment of methods to occasions. A dinner was given lately In a Delaware town In honor of the hen which holds the egg-laying cham pionship of the world. The champion was the least Interested guest at the feast Realism as a force tn religion was emphasised by Iong Island preacher, who Illustrated a sermon 04 "Death" with a coffin. As a vehicle of Joyoua thought and soul comfort a coffin outruns a sawdust trail. Oeorge Zimmerman of Shelbyvllle, lad., admits In court that a tool at 46 Is all wool and a yard wide. He la suing for the recovery of fci.SOu which he pall to a clairvoyant for a love charm that dldn t work. A TVs Moines pharmaclat pulled off an unprofes sional holdup on hla brethren laat rtunday. (Jetting 1 tip on an advance In the wholesale price of quinine, lata Saturday night, he worked overtime the next day buy lag the drug from retailers at ) cents an ounce. Monday he sold out at II. TO an ounce, and feels that working on the Sabbath day brings appreciable re wards. The very last word In early fall regalia adorned a young woman at New Itochelle. N. Y., who paraded fur the edification of the town. The toga consisted of a I'urltan hat, Topenhasen blue velvet dresa and cream-colorrd. allk-ruff led pantelettea. While the crowd stared, speechless, a rude, hungry dog grabbej one of tha ruffles, tore It from Its fastenings and fled. leaving tho pantalettes awry and the owner In a faint The enthusiasm of a book agent In selling hi wares. In the opinion of a Philadelphia Judge, may not bo on speaking terms with truth, nevertholess those who take hla word for the worth of the goods are without legal redreaa. "A book agent" aaye the Judge, "ma) bo a skilful and dangerous Uar, but not crimin ally responsible." In that caae punishment la a futu.e oooUugeary. All Otker Rellsrlone False. TEKAMAH, Neb., Oct 22,-To the Ed itor of Tho Bee: Having read so many unjust criticisms of "Billy" Bunday in the papers I can no longer keep allent These critics say that "Billy" ridicules everybody's religion but his own. Why shouldn't he? There Is but on true re ligion, and that Is plainly and fearlessly set forth by Mr. Sunday. All others are false. No one will criticise his message exoept those who have a false religion, or none at all. Aa to his language. It Is simply calling things by their right names and cannot bo misunderstood. If these people would go to hear htm with a willingness to be fair and with an unprejudiced mind they would be much better able to Judge whereof they speak, and would be Im pressed with the earnestness of the man. "Billy" preaches the plain, unvarnished truth, and that Is what hurts so many people, but will say to such, take warn ing from Ood's word, which says: "Be not deceived, Ood Is not mocked." Don't mock Him with a religion that Is- no re ligion. A. 1L QILBERT. Red Crosa Still on the Job. WSHINOTON, D. C, Oct. 20.-Tq the Editor of The Bee: The American Red Cross Is receiving many urgent appeals from Europe for hospital supplies. From the American Relief clearing house, Paris. Mr. H. O. Beatty, the director gen eral writes: "I think It will not be amiss to call to your attention tho present situation In hospitals, in view of the coming winter campaign. Tbe hospitals that have bene fited ao largely through the generosity Of the American Red Cross are beginning to find themselves in a condition of real want for tho common necessities. The de mand for sheets, pillow cases and shirts la greater than aver. This Is due to the fact of hard usage, and we ahould like to ask you to let us have as much of a supply as possible. The hospital organ isations aro much better than they were last winter, when in process of formation. The supplies, however, hava been used up, and we make as strong on appeal as possible to your generosity for tho com mon articles that I have mentioned. We have a never-ending list of applications also for absorbent ootton, cotton batting and gause. Of theae we can never have enough. Chloroform and Iodine, of course. aro first neoessltlea. May I ask that you let ua have aa much of theae supplies as your resources will permit." General von Pfuel, president of the Ger man Rod Cross, writes to the American Red Cross, asking it to express great gratitude to all those who have gener ously contributed to the needs of the German society. He reports: "Hospital garments and hospital bed linen would be very welcome. Also all surgical dressings, absorbent cotton. gauxe and bandages of all sorts, and es pecially those three or four inches broad we can use to great advantage." Aa Mere has been a mistaken llea that the American Red Cross has ceased send ing supplies to Europe, I writs to say that we are shipping weekly large quan tltUa of suppllea to the varioua countries Involved 1 In tho war. and, with the as sistance of the public, will continue to do ao, Clreulara stating what articles aro most needed will be supplied on applica tion to the American Red Croaa, Wash ington. D. C. All boxes of supplies ahould bo sent to the American Red Cross, Bush Terminal. Brooklyn. N. Y. Individuals wishing may designate. If they so deolre, to what country, or to what particular Institution, their contributions are to be sent Undesignated supplies are used by tho Red Cross wherever the need seems to bo the greatest Hoping that the American people wl'.l respond with the generosity that they have ahown In the past to theae urgent aaseds for tho mitigation of the suffering of the Immense numbers of sick and wounded men In Europe, tho American Hed Cros appeals for their aid. MABEL, t BOA RDM AN. Defeat f Raffraae tit Blew Jersey. POVTH BIDE, OMAHA, Oct 21 To the Editor of The Bee: It .ke to me as If the overwhelming defeat of the woman suffrage question In New Jerey caa bo taken to indicate two thlnsa. The llrst thing It In. Urates Is that the men of the Vnlted Statea are not yet lea.y to turn the affairs of the country over to a lot of maiden ladies of the Miss Anna Shaw variety, who have nothing else to do ex cept to agitate the euffraKe question 10 much that men get tired of it and will not vote for It since they hsve recoered from the hysterical Roosevelt spell that came over so many In the campaign of 1912, and If the people of Illinois had a chance to vote on the Issue tod iy they would overwhelm suffrage worse than It was beaten In New Jersey this week. Puffrage was forced upon the people of Illinois by a trick, for it would never have carried by vote of the men of that state. New Jersey had tried woman suf frage once and got tired of it and did not want to try the same experiment over aguln. Another thing shown by the vote in New Jersey Is that It is really a slap In the face for President Wilson and points tho way to the overwhelming defeat that awaits him If he runs In 191C again. If there Is even a reasonable reunion of the republican forces In 1916 and a man of the type of Burton of Ohio or of Sher man of Illinois, or of Fairbanks of Indi ana Is nominated, the defeat of Wilson Is assured aa soon aa their names are placed before the people. The administration of Wilson has had every chance to make good, but aa la the case always, the democratic party has failed to benefit the people of this coun try, as Is shown by the reports that mil lions of men are out of employment to day, that people are hungry In the midst of the greatest crops in the his tory of the nation, in face of the fact that the exports of this) country of grain and other products has been greater than in any year of our history, yet the treasury of the United States is empty. the surplus left by the republican party having grown into a deficit, as waa the case under Orover Cleveland, and an Issue of bonds Is now contemplated by reason of democratic mismanagement Democratic papers may make all the fuss they want to about republicans being calamity howlers, yet the fact remains that they are the ones to blame for the present condition of financial affairs in this country today, when the cost of liv ing has not decreased and when a war tax Is Inflicted upon tie m times of peace. They are trying to divert the attention of people from the hard times to a huge Increase of the army and navy, which is In direct opposition to the peace pro posals of the Wilson administration one year ago. Wilson, by his premature love affair and his sudden change of heart for woman suffrage, has changed tho senti ment of people from him so that If the presidential election should bo held this year, he would be beaten nearly aa badly aa he beat Taft in 1V12. Even Toft today could beat him so badly that he would hardly know ho was running. By Judi cious management the republican party will regain power by an overwhelming sweep in 1916 and the good old republican times will be upon us again within the next eighteen months. P. A. AONBW. MEBBY TRIFLES. "Jinka won't let anybody get the better of him. No matter what they brag of he alwaya has something better. What do you think he said when a man In a bunch where he was boasted of the fine ruby he had on his finger?" 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