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Thought for the Day
In tht man vhote childhood hat known care
fcr is alwayt a Abr of memory that can 6s
touched to yenllti Gtorf E.iot.
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Look! as It "Billy" were getting hit old-time,
base running speed once more.
"Crime wave.'? and "aulclde epidemics" for
come Inscrutable reason seem to go together.
The prospect of escaping more war taxes In
this" peaceful neutral land Is as elusive as rain
bow chasing In midsummer.
The longer he Is out of the cabinet the more
Mr. Bryan has to say In criticism of the Wilson
administration and less In praise of It.
The Bryan pole knocked the Lincoln post
effice persimmon. It is reasonable to suppose,
therefore, that the senator will have undisputed
dominion over the Nasby Job In Omaha.
MiSS
American battleships off Vera Crux signal
ized the recognition of Carranta by firing a
salute to the Mexican flag presumably return
ing the salute which Huerta neglected to give.
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The pew municipal judges evince at the out-
ret a comprehensU graP Pf essentials.. , They
have looked the pay-roll in the face, and finding
It responsive and healthy, now seek working
quarters.
The mystery of the whereabouts of General
Von Kluck Is solved. He is recovering from
battle wounds, and like fistic champions of old
believes he has several more fights In his sys
tem.' Hoch, Von Kluck!
President Wilson sounds the keynote of Joy
In hie Thanksgiving proclamation. Governors
are at liberty to follow, but their warbllngs, tor
obvious reasons, cannot reach the ragtime dig
nity of "something Just as good."
As the American flag lo being furled on the
merchant marine of the raciflc, Secretary Red
field sounds an optimistic note cf an early re
turn. Some minds are so constituted as to view
a commercial funeral as a political Joy ride.
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"Why a detective force?" If that Question
Is pertinent to Omaha, it must be equally so In
every other city of any siie. But if the question
were asked in New York, Chicago or Kansas
City, folks would think the silly season were on.
British newspapers are handing out solemn
truths to their readers. The old Idoa that some
how the nation "will muddle through" Is hope
lessly shot up, and the newspapers render a good
service In bringing home that disagreeable fact.
St. Louis Is In the game for tbe two big na
tional president-nominating conventions. It Is
our guess that our democratic friends, who are
talking about entering Omaha, wilt find a much
more formidable rival in Bt. Loiils than In
Dallas.
Judicial strategy marks the latest move of
tbe government against the shoe machinery
trust. The government realises from ' recent
knockouts that midwest courts are freer from
the Influences of environment than the Judiciary
.f the Atlantic coast.
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Father I'JgKe .delivered an lulereatttig and Inatrut
tlva lec-tuta at Cr'lhlon college on tha aubjevt, ' Hy
drogea, the Queen l.lemtnl."
Tbe Goodyear Rubber Manufacturing company
wlU open a branch eatubltahment heie. occupying ono
of the alor-a In the old Hinlth eetaMUhment.
Tha realdtnce of Q. W. In ane was tha scene of a
very pleasant old folka- party.
An Item frotu tlie Chl-go News la quoted to the
effect that Wne. U'-dJeaka'a Son, llalph alodjeako,
has received dispensation to tnairy h'a couiln and the
weddti.s will be calibrated In leinir. Mr. Mod
leeka la now Iri Oiiifcha. where he will make his homo.
C C. Hou.el. a fo.-inar resident of Omaha, now of
Chicago, U vmltlng here. '
Contract tur hat la known aa grading; llarnoy
Street wai awarded to K. U. Callahan at 15 centa a
yard. It ci!a fur moving about cutlc arda of
earth. Harney from Keventecnth to Twentieth, on 8
riteei:th fivhi nurii' y lo, Howard, on Kightoenth froiO
'arnum to liota-d. on Niiutuvnlh from rarnara It
llarney, on Tntk.th fruiit Ksrnain to Howard. '
Mr. aid W'. H. 11. Moie, who have been Vtaltlng
Omaha tfKDtla, hav u turned to their home la tiouS
Putting Fresiare on Greece.
If the Quadruple Entente carries out an
nounced Intentions, Greece Is to be forced to de
risre for one or the other sides In the wsr with
out unnecessary delay. It is in a measure vi
tally Important to the Allies that such a declara
tion ba ruado. The progress of the war has
tirned another side of European diplomacy to
view, and the world Is now getting an oppor
tunity to examine some of the things that were
closely hidden a few months ago. The Russian
foreign minister says "the Allies are Justified In
the adoption of any measures to prevent their
enemies from tsklng advantage of the neutral
position of a third power." That Is Just about
Mhat Germany did when It opened fire on th
Polglsns at Liege, which action Is assigned as
the cause for England's entering the war. The
neutrality of Greece has already been outraged
by the landing of troops at Ralonlkl, and It
seems very certain this policy will continue.
' Scraps of paper" have little weight In Europe
Just now, when not supported by mighty force.
If Greece Is driven Into the war it will be small
credit to the diplomacy that haa pretended to
support order and enlightenment.
Detectives.
The eyes of the community have been fo
cvsed by recent happenings In Omaha upon the
police department, and particularly upon the
detective service, which some of the critics sug
gest should be altogether abolished. Now there
are detectives and detectives, smart detectives
and lunk-head detectives, efficient detectives
and loafers on tha job, Just as there doubtless
are the same several kinds in other branches of
the department. For a police force, however,
the detectives correspond with the scouts and
secret agents for the army, and no one would
propose to do away with the reconnolssance and
Investigation corps in a military campaign. If
there Is a city anywhere in the world that main
tains a police force without detectives, we have
never heard of it. ' Omaha's bunch ot detectives
may be excessive in number we are Inclined to
think it Is and it, may need regeneration. It
Is not abolition of the detective force, though,
that we want, but detectives with some "pep"
In them, detectives who are not required to
waste all their time on trivialities, and who can
show results In the bigger and more serious
things that make up the criminal calendar.
rindfn Job for "Met."
When our old friend Richard L. Metcalfe
was made civil governor of the Panama Canal
Zone, we all thought he had landed In his niche
and wished blm well, but unfortunately the
berth was not long lasting. Now comes the Lin
coln Star proposing to solve the problem by
finding "Met" a Job as ambassador to Mexico,
which he certainly could fill at least as well
as some others who have held down that assign
ment. The only possible objection that might
bo urged Is that "Met" has been In the service
cf Carranza for hire and la a way instrumental
In securing his recognition by our government,
vhich, therefore, Is no objection at all, since It
only goes to prove that he earned his money.
Republics are proverbially ungrateful, which be
sotting sin sometimes also attaches to tha
democracy. But If "Met", has something more
coming to him 'we hope he gets it, for we know
ha could carry the title "ambassador" Just ai
gracefully as that of "governor."
Just ai a Matter of History.
Rev. William Ashley Sunday, D. D., says
when Jesus began his ministry, Rome ruled the
world; Editor George Horace Lorlmer points
out that at that time Rome had a standing army
of but 300,000. and 'with that force held in I
check the populous old empires on the east, and
the burbarous hordes on the west. Now, thirty
millions of men are under arms throughout the
world, and most of them are actively fighting in
the trenches. What effect has religion had on
the destiny of man, If this spectacle Is to be
taken as a test? No pagan world ever viewed
the sights that Christianity ga.es upon today,
Man Is still far below the angela in his na
ture, and always la in need ot the support ot
moral teachings and precepts. Philanthropists
have labored In all ages to inculcate the lessons
that tend to the establishment of peace and har
mony in the world, the brotherhood of man and
the fatherhood of God, and yet the hope of
peace is hope deterred. The condition ot war
Is uot a true teat for the efficacy of religion of
ny sort, but the spectacle of Christian nations
in battle array Is not an especially strong argu
ment by which to aupport the claims of the
creeds.
It la not a religious war, for all shades ot
religion are seen in the ranks of the rigbters,
and no religion at all, but tha fact that tbe war
Is going on proves there Is a flaw in the scheme
somewhere.
Of No Particular Interest.
A student at a California university laya
claim to the distinction, It such there be, of
having established a record for the voluntary
suspension of respiration. Just what honor
should attach to this feat Is not easily de
termined, but perhaps it should be accorded
Mm as a pioneer In a little traveled field of.
shall we aay athletic, endeavor. He haa also
opsned up a vista down which may be faintly
perceived something of an expansion of the col
lege athletic program of the future. A contest
In suspended respiration may he added to the
regular card of athletic events. Professors will
rrobably testify that the suspension of cerebra
tlon la more commonly practiced, with quite as
useful results. However this may be, not a
great deal ot attention will be paid to the teat.
tut If the young man had made a record at
holding his tongue, Instead of his breath, he
might have given the world a useful example.
With all that wonderful Bhowlng ot profit
from the operation of the municipal water
plant, the uneecspable logic la that too much
money is being taken out of the pockets of tha
people, either In needless tax levies or in ex
ctslve water rates. Water-users would ap
I reclate a real reduction in their bills much
more than an Increase la an ornamental surplus.
Making the "Movies"
Literary Digest.
THE whole universe, or aa much of It aa he can
reach, la enlisted by tha latter-day "movie-' di
rector as his ally, for no part of the world Is
free from hla Invasion If he acta out to find the neces
sary and proper background for hla 'story. When a
town does not edt ha builds It for hlmaelf, aa wa
see by the description of lucevllle. In California, writ
ten by Henry MacMahon for the New York Benlng
l'net Five or all years ago, as he reminds us, pic.
ture-maklng was done with tha aid of a few score ot
costumea, aa many properties, a couple of Interior
seta, and a few hundred dollars' worth of equipment
to be set up In prepared locations. "Now, however,
the producer feels the necessity of putting forth a
product aa accurate, artistic, and atmospherlo as any
thing presented by literature or drama." The curl
oslty of the public can be enlisted by estraordlnary
efforts; but the producer muat be on his guard against
anachronisms, since the public's sense of historical
values has grown with his avidity for the remote, the
foreign, the blsarre, and the curious.
Inccvlllo haa everything," declares Mr. MacMahon;
"Palaces and cottages; an enormous transportation de
partment; a farm, a navy, a wild west ranch, a com
missary, an electric plant and sea-water pumping
station, Ecole des rtoatia Arts for otl and water-color,
a dressmaking establishment, a department of mili
tary engineering, sappers, miners and pioneers for
the battle plecea; a library and a museum, aids of the
official historians and antiquarians; a carpentry and
cabinet shop for the targe Indoor construction these
are Just a few of the establishments I noticed In a
rapid survey of the ground.
"This village lies In a canon that debouches down
to tha Parlflo ocean about four miles north of Banta
Monica. It has no connection with tha outside world
except a very bad and dusty coast road over which
automobiles and horse vehicles travel all day long.
There Is a saying you can get anything you want at
Inceville, for Its activities are as complete aa tha mod
ern city, despite the fact that It possesses only a few
hundred Inhabitants. The overhead expense of run
ning Incevlllo Is about tha same as that of running
a great dally newspaper. A dosen productions axe
under way at once.
"While I was walking on the beach In front of the
canon, I noticed several pirate ktnga stealing one of
Mr. Tom Ince's beautiful heroines who had unwisely
gone to take a dip In tha surf. They loaded her Into a
life boat, and half-a-dosen- pairs of arms shoved It Into
the Taclflo while the rattle of musketry played around
from the horo up on the cliff who was trying to stop
thera without killing hla unfortunate bride. Going to
the hilltop, I saw great cavalcades of cowboy headed
by the redoubtable W. S. Hart, whom soma folk will
remember aa the erstwhile hero of 'Ben Hur' of the
legitimate stage, and then as Cash Hawkins In 'Tha
Squaw Man.'
"Out over the crest ot the ridge was Blllie Burke
riding a pony straight-saddle and acoompanled by
Thomas II. Ince, William H. Thompson, and others
on their way to a mountain cabin supposed to ba
placed In the highlands of Scotland. In another part
of the grounds was Katheiine Kaelred busily 'vamper
Ing House Peters, who was slipping from the grasp
of Clara Williams. In his studio-enclosures proper,
actors were making up for expeditions In 'India,'
China the 'European War-Front,' and tha Days ot
Chivalry.' "
Only Self-Discipine
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flaw Tork World.
OT enough attention has been given to tha ex
tension of military training not as a war meas
ure but as a domestic reform.
With an adequate navy wa do not greatly have
to fear what any other nation can do to us. But,
navy or no navy, we do have to fear what wa can
do to ourselves.
The World certainly yields to none In its aupport
of the personal liberty of our cltlaens. But we believe
that, to te a blessing, personal liberty must go nan
In hand with personal discipline; that when.lt fails
to do this It Immediately tends to degenerate Into
Irresponsible license. '; " ' - '
Tha chief test of Individual freedom Is Its capacity
for voluntary self-subordination. It Is the display
of that capacity which makea republican France so
glorious today. It is the absence ot that capacity
which makes men shake their heads over England's
future.
But surely no clear-sighted American can delude
himself into imagining that self -discipline Is an Ameri
can virtue ot today.
Spoiled by misguided parents, undisciplined by Im
potent school teachers, our 'tendency Is to grow up
Into self-wlllod men and self-indulgent women. Man
handled by poverty or mollycoddled by wealth, tha
tendency Is everywhere tha same; Intolerance ot au
thority, contempt for obedience, aversion to laws, la-
difference to rules, and worship of self.
We remain aeated to the mualc of our national
anthem, remain covered at tha paaslng of our na
tional flag.
We are unquestionably still patriots, but we are
becoming slightly paunchy patriots who need a course
of stiff training to tone up our systems.
We wish that the 4O0.O0Q continentals that Secretary
Garrison's plan contemplates could be 4,000,000. Four
million men from dudes to dock hands, reabsorbed
Into our dally life, who had learned that prompt bodily
and mental obedience to orders docs not constitute
humiliation and that self-dlaclpllne Is compatible with
self-respect, would ba a splendid army for use not
primarily against fore'gn forces, but against American
weaknesses.
Twice Told Tales
President Wilson has nothing on Ms former
secretary ot state In a test of relative Influence
for suffrage. Colonel Bryan made speeches for
the women ta Nebraska and the amendment waa
beaten by tea thousand. The president Came out
lor suffrage In his home state of New Jersey
and the proposition was beateu by nearly sixty
thousand.
No Laager Reaaoaalsle.
The dangers of travel by sea at this time have
played havoc with the nerves of timid passengers.
Early one morning recently there waa considerable
commotion on the decks ot a coastwise vessel plying
between Savannah and Baltimore, when a scantUy
clad man hurried from hla state room and dashed to
ward tha upper deck. On the way he ran Into the
captain ot the vessel.
"What's the matter, captain T' he managed to
gasp, "Have we been torpedoed?"
"Calm yourself, my dear sir. and be prepared for
the worst," answered the official.
"Oh, don't tell me we're going down!" moaned the
other. "Quick, where are tha Ufa preservers T"
"They wouldn't be ot any service at this stage?"
explained the captain.
"Too late?" quavered the despairing passenger.
"Tea." said the captain, very solemnly. "We've
done all we can for you. You'll have to look out
tor yourself from now on. You see, we've Just tlel
up to the dock." New York Times.
Very Real is tie.
Governor James K. Fielder ot New Jersey smiled
when reference was made to realism. He said he re
called an IncMent that happoned In a little country
church. '
One Sunday nltfht the good pareon ot the aforesaid
church chose "Hades" for his theme, and even as he
eloquently discoursed an absent-minded member of
the congregation began to toy with a nickel-plated
match safe. Finally the matches caught fire and the
the same was neceeaarlly dropped to tha floor and
covered wtth a large foot.
"It la wonderful, Mary," whispered an elderly
woman to a friend in the seat ahead of the match-
playing parishioner. "It Is simply wonderful I"
"I suppose you mean the pastor's remarks, Sarah."
responded the other In a subdued voice.
"Yes." answered the first, gently sniffing tha
sulphur-scented air, "I have heard Brother White
preach maay a sermon, but none so reallstlo as this."
Philadelphia Telegraph.
His by Right.
An Irish chauffeur In San Franclaco who had been
having trouble with numerous small boys in the neigh
borhood of his stand discovered one day on examining
his car that there was a dead cat on one of the seats
la his anger be was about to throw the carcass Into
the street, when he espied a poUcenian.
Holding up the carcass, he exclaimed: "This la
how I am Insulted. What am I to do with It?"
Well, don't you know? Take It to headquarters and
If It Is not claimed within a month It becomes your
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Better Mfkllsc First.
OMAKA. Oct. 21-To the Editor ot The
Bee: After an absence from the city of
almost a4x years I now return to Omaha
(my home) and find the olty looking
larger, snappier and more metropolitan
In the downtown section than many
cities twice Ita slxe In the east. There le
an air of prosperity about the city and
the people I meet. But anywhere within
ten minutes tide from tha postofflce I
can easily forget that I am In a metro
politan city of the first class. In fact it la
hard to Imagine that 1 am In a city at
all. It appears more like the outskirts of
a small country town than the very
heart ot a big city. The lighting system
In Omaha Is so grossly Inadequate that
a comparison with ether cltlee of Ita class
and smaller - la foolish. The lurking
shadows are enough to scare a man of
the strongest heart and Iron nerve. To
permit such a condition to exist Is with
out reason or logic Tha lighting system
In this city has not been Improved to
keep pace with tha growth of Omaha.
Is it any wonder that men of vicious
character come to Omaha to perpetrate
their atrocities? The dark poorly lighted
streets and sidewalks and boulevards af
fords them every opportunity to hide their
features successfully and thus escapa
Identification. Holdups and similar crimes
are committed In other cities as well,
but the perpetrators are more easily and
definitely Identified when captured. The
dark streets must be a continual invi
tation to the holdup man to attempt his
viclousnese.
Well, what's to be done when such a
condition exists. The plan the city
fathers hit upon Is this: To create the
position of "city forester" and pray what
would his duties be? To trim the trees In
his back yard? In Washington, D. C, the
streets are lined with trees, there are no
dark places as In Omaha, The city Is pro
perly and adequately lighted. There la no
necessity for a city forester. What we
want Is more lights and street lamps. Tako
the money that a city forester would get
annually; add to that the cost of his
equipment, assistants, and materials, etc.,
and Install more lights with that money.
Don't blame the police department for
not apprehending the criminals who per
petrate holdupa and smaller crimes. How
can you expect tha police to do anything
If they haven't even a reasonably definite
description of the criminal?
J. J. FRIEDMAN.
For Illrn Tkoaath Not Union Member
OMAHA, Oct a. To the Editor of The
Bee: In reply to "Anxious Enquirer" and
others who are worried about the stand
ing of Max Desettel In the Omaha labor
movement, I wish to state that the "card
men" are uneasy simply because Max
Desettel Is doing things for the Omaha
labor movement. The real union men of
Omaha are for Max Dexettel and the
Omaha Unionist. Omaha will soon be a
real union town In spite of the opposition
of certain "card men." Aa for myself,
I am glad that a union man like Max
fesenei is here In Omaha. I wish
had mora like him.
KARL A. KRUMM.
President of Moldera' Union No. 190.
Peace fr Nebraska's Capital.
Kearney, Neb.. Oct ai.-To the
Editor , of The Bee: Of the German
American Alliance In session at Omaha
declaring the state capltol at Lincoln
a disgrace to Nebraska, It is Just as
W. F. BeJIey says: It haa settled two
and a half Inches, and Is parUy rotten
from the roof to the foundation, and I
believe It was built partly by prison
labor. The stone in the bulldlna Is
cracked front top to bottom.
When this stata was first onened tin
for settlement those moneyed men got
it Into their heads that this state would
never be broken up except along the
Platta river, and they might as well have
the capital located m Lancaster county,
and hold It there. But now tha state la
broken up from east to west and Is get
ting pretty well settled. In my travels
from Omaha to Cheyenne. In viewing the
different counties along the Platte river.
there are three in for the location of
the capital. If It should come to a vote
for capital removal, I would aay to the
people along the Union Pacific to locate
It on tha heights of Buffalo county,
where all the people can view It aa they
pass from east to west. The rising young
generation will get a chance to view
the capltol If they should travel through
the state. This la the second nearest
the center of the state. Broken Bow
is about the center of tha state and
Buffalo county will come next to It.
I am getting to be quite old, but that
is where It ought to be. It I were av
young man I would vote tor It along
the Union Pacific Mr. Editor, yox w It
please print this for the benefit of the
people of this state, so I can re id It !n
The Bee. I am a reader of The Bee and ,
an old republican, too.
X. Y.
'rertall Tkl, Catastrwpke.
OMAHA, Oct M.To the Editor of The
Bee: As the "BlUy" Sunday campaign
draws to a fitting close, we are growing
concerned up her on Sherman avenue
for fear the "hand that grips the trail
hitter" will fall In drawing the members
of our elty commission along the blessed
sawdust path of righteousness. We have
watched with' strained eyea and wildly
palpitating hearts for nearly seven long
weeks for this consummation. It seemed
our last, lingering hope for Omaha's re
demption. For tew of us have any doubts
that U Mayor "Jim" and the rest hit the
trail It will be a certain sign that the
millennium la close at hand. And IV
aa "Billy" says. Christ la l.kely to ap
pear at any hour and bodily anatrh the
rlghteoua up through the regions of
space Into eternal glory, what a Joy It
will be for Omaha about the time of
the next city election, to sea the rrayor
and all his satellites suddenly rise up
ward and Moat away irom our sat
forever, either to heaven or to Sheridan,
Wyo.T
Mr. . Editor, If I thought It wou'd n
any way tend to hasten this halcyon
event in our midst I would gladly pre
sent Miss Saxe with the furry fiend In
feline form I mean the caeophnoua,
oatabolU-al chorlater whoa caWihonlo
cat-harplngs and canticles alleviate the
long and tedlus hours of night In thta
vicinity. la spite of brick-bats and
other missiles, at least seven of hla nin
Uvea are still Intact, and I feel that tit i
rallsthenlc capers would rv.l those of
the evangelist h.mself at the Tabernacle
and entrance the audience to the versa
of eatalepay. Miss Saxe would delight
In his catacouatla rendition of "Brighten
the Corner," and the other tnmatea of
that great hotel being a Lyal bun-h
would surely "rise up (in the middle of
the night) and call hint blese.d!" If I
send him dowa there to Ml a long-feit
need. 1 must Insist that Mtaa Saxe ta e
him away with her when she leaves
Omaha. I should decidedly object to
being awakened some Bight next wt :
by a voice on the kitchen roof st-r-
wauling mournfully and T nnyi .nl,n:jr:
"Oh, the tender grace of a day that Is
dead
Will never come back to me!" j
Anyway, he Is fitted to 1 e the masot
of the Sunday party wherever they -naV
pitch their tabernacle In th a w.ld rn ss
of sin. By mental and prophetic catopels,
X foresee that th s particular tomcat ,s i
destined, through the processes of evolu
tion and unfoldment to be an evHn e'!t
after "Billy s" own special brard. In
some far-off . manvenUra. Thanks to
the Immutable workings ot the g eat
law that the time Is at II some cycles
hence. Two of them In the present man
vantara would tend to disrupt the whole
universe and cause there who bel.eve Li
the universal brotherhood of man Inl
to sigh for Pralaya to come quick. y.
My cardiac nerves are un trung at "J.
very conception of sjch a d.fa. er. I
hasten to lay the cat as a free-ill fare
well offering at the feet of Ml s Saxe,
the rat-lover, to be used in fu.thelng
the Billy Sunday propaganda In other
sink-holes of Iniquity like Omaha. He
la of the moat fashionable and fasc.na
lng burnt-orange' color with terra-cotta
stripes, and If fed assiduously on cat
fish with copious draughts of catnip tu
and a dose of catechu after every me tl.,
I can assure her he will be perfectly
normal, except for an occasional ca.a
leptlo fit caused from a brick-bat thrown
with unusual skill and precision. "Rody"
will find him a vocal acquisition.
VERITAS.
Hut why must she pick
mally high shoes?' U
out such ennor-
Loulsville Courier
Journal.
Arrli'snt-4've rot a head full of il u,
sir. that would Come In handy In the nittn
apement of your buslnesa.
lose (to nearby clerk) Here, .tacit take
this chap down to the unloading depart
mentJudge. Junior So, you didn't propose to her,
after nil?
Weed No. And I'm not going to. When
I got to her house I found her chasing
a mouse with a broom. Puck.
She What did pa say when you told
him you wanted to marry me?
He He esld he supposed I wns old
enough to know my own mind, but the
ws no accounting for tastes. Baltimore
American.
GRINS AND GROANS.
"It would be better for you if you quit
attng so much," remarked the whole
sale adviser.
"Look here," rejoined tne ayapeptic;
"these futurist Ideas may be all right for
pictures and poetry; but don't try to start
anv few-chewiist notions about my bills
of fare." Washington Star.
"Wife, tell daughter she positively must
cut out those short skirts."
"Husband, you don't understand fash
Ion. The skirts must hang a few Inches
above the top of the shoe."
'T understand that la the style this
year, and I could bow to that dictum.
DERM0T ASTORE.
Old Irish Bong.
Oh! Permot A store! between waking auc
sleeping,
I heard thy dear voice, and I weep to its
lay;
Every pulse of fny heart, the sweet
measure was keeping,
'Till Klllarney's wild echoes had born
It away.
Oh! tell me. my own love, la this our
last meeting,
Shall we wander no more In Klllarney's
green bow'rs.
To watch the bright sun, o'er the dim
hills retreating.
And the wild stag at rest In his bed
of spring flowers?
Oh! Dermot Astore, between waking and
sleeping,
I heard thy dear voice, and I wept to
Its lay;
EVery pulse of m? heart, th sweet
measure waa keeping,
'Till Klllarney's wild echoes had borna
it away.
Oh! Dermot Astore! how this fond heart
would flutter
When I met thee by night In th shady
boreen.
And heard thine own voice In a soft
whisper utter ,
Those words of endearment "Ma
, voureen Colleen!"
I know we must part but O! say not for
ever. That It may be for years, adds enough
to my pain;
But I'll cling to the hope that though
now we muat sever.
In some blessed hour I shall -meet thee
again.
www
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der to stimulate your liver,
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