12 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 1G, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOI NPFD BT EDVA ROSBWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATEI., CPITOR. T.o Bee Publishing Company Proprietor. BF.B BUILD1NQ. TARS AM AND ggVINTgENTIL tnl,r4 at Omih poet office as aeond-a matter. . TfcKMS Or iUBSCHimON. St carrier Py mail per month. per rrr. fry titxj "under... M efce I U0 ill without Pundsr....'..............)..... .. 4 OS rentr.- n.l eunrfav e 1 no Krenlng without Sunday...... ........ Jta.. 4.00 tlunday on If 1 04 Pend notice ot charge of eddreee er eomplalnte of Jrrsulartty la delivery te Omiht Bee, Circulation Department RkVMlTTANCE. HeniH by draft, exprea or poslsl order. Only two cent tamps received In payment of email ae eounte Personal checks, except on OiMbt end eastern emeoanre, not accepted. OFTICM . . Omhs The Be RstWtng. Couth Omaha -ail N tr"t. Council Hluff-14 North Mala aluaC Lincoln l Little Building. Chlrego-effl Hearst Hul'eTlng. New Tork Room life, M rifth avemsa, t. Louls--0S New Rank of Com mere. Waehlnsrbpn 7 Fourteenth Bt, N. W. " CORRESPONDINCB. lddreea communications relating to news and edl oriel matter to Omaha baa. fxlltortel Department. SEPTEMBER ClRCtXATIOJf. 54,663 Stat of Nebraska, County of Douglas, set Pwlght VWIItama. circulation manager of Tha Baa Publishing company, brio 4 ily sworn, aaura that tha average clrcuUUon for Ua month of AepUiubar, tfis, wss it. to. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Managar. Subscrlied In my presence and a worm ta bafora t, tola 1st day of October. 181. w . KOBERT ULNTtR, Notary Publla. Sebecribers leaving tbo city temporarily should have The 'Bee mailed to them. Ad dress talll be changed aa often aa reqneeted. Oesober Id Thoaght for tht Day , Sc'ccfecf hy 3. M. KiUy Tht tcorld i Ml of roiea, The rot ivll o dttc, 7h dVto m wil of heavenly love That drips, an l drip tor you. Jamtt Wmloomb Blley. Lumber price boosted on account ot the war. Buy your lumber now while lt'e at top r-oUh. The nearer one Uvea to the coaat line, the greater is the fascination of a protecting war ship In the offing. Winter ia again approaching, "but no work house yet In sight to warn hoboes away from Omaha. Some day! Some day! But presumably so long aa the sky-rocketing trice of lumber does not send op the cost of sawdust, saltation will continue to be free. The Associated Retailers of Omaha have an Impressive list of committees. To parapharse Captain Cuttle. "It anybody kin. they kin." Despite the vocal throbs and thrills deliv ered by oratora at Davenport, no enemy fleet has churned the water of the Mississippi river for fifty years. A preliminary report on the progress ot the SllO.COvind that la to buy na the democratic rational convention for Omaha la overdue, Pon't keep it dark. "Billy" seems to be oblivious to the fact that a largo part ot the people who listened to his scathing sermon against "Amusements" war there for amusement. General Ooethals' report on tha slides on the canal may now bop to secure attention from folks whose eyes were before riveted oa the slides on the diamond. No special "Fathers' day" for Nebraska la the dictum of Oovernor Morehead. Coming from an esteemed loyal member,' of the tribe, this Is the cruelest cut of all. . Westward the star of education brightens the way. Brownell Hall's eastward leap from Sev enteenth to Tenth street Is far outclassed by the mighty Jump from Tenth atreet to about Seventieth atreet. An eastern universary professor has It fig ured out that we will Illuminate our homes and business placea In the future with the phosphor escenee that Is emitted by fire files and certain lands of fish. Still, the electrle lighting com panies and the gaa companies will not give up the ghost on the mere announcement. Patriolle British women have taken up arl ous Industrial callings denuded of men by the war. They are huatllng for volunteers, drilling for home guard duties and, loyally refraining from talking suffrage. To reasonable mortals these activities are a sufficient test of patri otism, but more la demanded. It they will rjsrry war cripples and support them, the crown of patriotic martyrdom Is pledged by a preacher, as a specimen of pure masculine unselfishness this Is In a class hy Itself. ' Blahop O'Connor raturtiad from a trip throujh the atata. Ha haa not yet raeelvod the official notice of hla appointment aa blahop ef tha dlooeaa of Nebraak and Wyomlns, but atatad tht probably tha pope would aend tho pa para to this country by Pr. CCon nlU now in Ron " Tha Arion cttib save Its racular monthly hop at Aiion hiL Puling tha avaalng tha club ang aavw erml arlectlona, and a altber eolo waa given by Mr. , Lehman. Thoae praatnt Included: The Mlaaea Meta. Van BorU. Turner, Richard, Marachner King; Epen ater, Kemper, Hacker. Langa, Klltur. Lehman and Ann Richard, and Meaare. Charlea Meta. Fte'd Meta. feytke. Roaeniwelg, liecht. rpeneiar. Kemper, Lch man. Lange, Richard. Malchetn, Rltter and Prof. bea, Tli Sacred Heart convent la In a proaperoua con dition with alxty-four boarder and a number ot day -holara attending, i William Slmeral, who la now located at Arapahoe, ia la tha city on a vlalt. Mr. Jul Lyona. advance ageht of tha ladlea base tall club, la here and haa made arrangemente for tha fair femalea to meet the 'Union Peclttcg oa tha dia mond tlunday afternoon. ilr SfauMIng of Mlnnaepolla la vUltlng her ala r. Mia. L'utrtlJ at Taentlcth and fierce. A Place for Omaha to Oct Buj. Minneapolis Is Jubilating through Us naws pppers over a new and assured achievement from which great things are expected, being the es tablishment ot "a central Industrial tract" upon i hlch It hopes to build up a large manufacturing center. With the last obstacle removed. It Is now possible, we are told, for Minneapolis to provide 100 new industries with factory sites. Ideal In trackage facilities and arrangement and relation to the city, with terminal service by every one of the nine railroad systems centering there. At one corner of the tract is to be a Joint freight depot where lese-th en-carload lota cf both "In" and "out" freight for all these roads is to be handled. "Consider what this means toy the commerce of Minneapolis." exclaims the Journal, and It tells uo that the three principal factors that have brought this admirable project to fruition are "the Industrial association, splendidly officered and with an 'investing membership quite rep resentative of Minneapolis commercial and other interests;' a city government, which, through the council, has made the replattlng of the tract possible, and haa pushed through the Immediate opening and Improvement of a center arterial radway; and the nine railroad systems con verging, in Minneapolis" each Indispensable to the accomplishment The Bee calls attention to what Minneapolis la doing aa an example of municipal and civic progressive! for the purpose ot spurring on Omaha to make fuller use of our opportunities. With our exceptional and peculiarly favored natural conditions and abundance of railroad trackage freely accessible, we are not sure Omaha requires the setting aside of a special manufacturing center, but we do know that a great deal more can be done than haa been done for encouraging and building up new Industrial enterprises here, employing labor which In turn circulates the wagea earned through the chan nels of retail trade. The very fact that Minne apolis, Kansas City and other growing western cities are so active along these lines should ad monish us In Omaha that we, too, must get busy. Making Ready for Winter. Existence along the battle front in Europe may he a trifle more precarious than on the crowded streets of a modern cly, or In the busy workshops of the world, but It Is also Just a lit tle bit more comfortable for the soldier than the humble home he bad to provide for himself out cf his meager earnings. It is to continue, ap parently, for the Italian government has Just placed an order with American firms for a huge supply of lumber,-to be used In making com fortable the trenches its soldiera are to occupy during the coming winter months. Thla action, and the preparations already made by others of the belligerents, pressges another winter in the field, where the soldiers will be cared for in the most tender fashion. The luxurious life ot the soldier, compared to the Inconveniences the European worklngmen must endure, ought to make the service so attractive aa to avoid the necessity of conscription in England. It's a long time since Washington spent the winter at Valley Forge, or since Napoleon's men frose to death on the retreat from Moscow. General January and General February are still In the service, hut they are no longer the mighty and deciding factors in campaigns. Hark Taplej Back Number. Mark Tapley must give over his well-worn laurela and stand out of the way of Mr. William McAdoo aa the champion optimist. While Mr. McAdoo's colleagues in the president's cabinet. Messrs. Daniels and Garrison, are outlining their plans for a greater army and navy, at the esti mated expense of several hundred millions, the secretary of the treasury . goes airily along his way without any expressed uneasiness. His. budget obligations will be more than halt a bil lion dollars greater than the incoming revenue of the government, but this fact doesn't worry htm in the least He sketchlly tells of bond Iisues and the like to care for the deficit and suggests' that some extraordinary measures may be resorted to, but he haa no doubt the money will be forthcoming. Thus the proposed expen diture ot more than a hundred millions a month, with an Income of less than half that amount, la only a trifle to this democratic chancellor of the exchequer. Even Robert Law, were be alive, would surely admire the sang frold of Mr. McAdoo, but It'a a cheerful outlook for the great American taxpayer If the democrats have their way. Collapse of tho Montessori Cult aaaea Magaalne. DR. MARIA MONTKfiSORI haa now ben on the Pacific coaat for almort fla monthe. but - tha Nmt that ran la aald of the vlalt la that It re e'lltcd In mutual disappoint mrnt. It la reported that tha eminent Italian pedaaogue, after aha had Inves tigated tha altuatlon. eaclalmed that she had been misled. Apparently aha waa astonlahed to find thai tha kindergarten education of children between I and i waa almost universal In America. And It must have grieved both the dottoreaea and her managere that tha offer of personal Instruction by the beat ad vertised educator In tha world attracted lece than one-half of tho maslrnum number of students that ware to be aecepted. Tha truth of tha whole matter la that Montessori and her work ware overboomed In order to stimulate tha sal of her "didactics material" at l0 a set. ome of her warmest admire re now admit that she ha been evarex plotted. It la hardly necrsaary to aay that Dr. Montessori herself had no part In and probably waa entirely Ignorant of tha publicity campaign launched In tha United 6tatea to exploit her system commercially. In one of tha beat California kindergartens and kindergarten training schools a dozen small children ranging In age from Vj to I years had the choice between tha Montessori and tha usual kindergarten material. t After the first two day they positively declined to handle tha Montessori material. Tho apparatus designed to educate the enses of back ward, feeble-minded children bored these normal youngster after they had mastered Its uae In an hour. And In almost every American Montessori achool moat of tha material la either not used at all or ale employed la a manner atrictly forbidden by tha book. Tho Monteiaoii method la deelaned primarily to educate tha senses and through thla sense education bring out tha personality of the Individual child. Un fortunately the ago or personality of the avcraae American child la overdeveloped. Its Individuality does not need additional stimulation; rather It needs to be guided Into the Interwoven paths of social ac tivity and social discipline. The gradual recognition of this fact marks tha end of tha Montessori cull without, however, diminishing the usefulness of many parts of tha system, particularly a It applies to the training of defective. Still If tha Montessori boom had accomplished nothing except to demonstrate tho widespread. Intense Interest In educational affair on tha part of the American parents. It would have beep worth tha money. Mr, Bryan and Hii Party. On the eve ot a presidential cam pa.'gn year, the democratic party flnda its future largely ahadowed by William Jen rings Bryan's personal j power. The "Great Commoner" still looms large as a . domi nating factor tn the affaire of hla party. Nation ally, the president and his adherents may not endorse the Bryan ideals, nor fall tn with the Pryan plans, but they hesitate to Incur his op position, and will undertake to placate him at ary reasonable cost la Nebraska, he still holds his party organisation la his hand, hla Influence being almost decisive oa any question of party policy or expediency. Our democratic senator fully realises this, and. however galling, he la forced to submit with whatever grace he may to the Bryan demands. Mr. Bryan's unique posi tion gives him power he know how to wield, and the demoerailo party will make no move without reckoning on him. The reading world has been surfeited with stories of atrocities in Belgium and Turkey, In Russia and Poland. What haa gone before will be quickly overshadowed when the Balkan sir tea break Into the killing business. The ralkana have been the home of atrocities ever since the Macedonian cry broke into the records of the near east ' Note that "Billy" Sunday's meeting for State university students at Lincoln waa held In a church, and not in one of the university as sembly halls. In this respect the university is in exactly the same position as our public schools. The constitution of Nebraska ex pressly bars the propagation ot denominational religion as any part of the public school system. Our city commissioners promise to push the work so the road to the cemetery will be In passable condition again before the winter sets in. Still, that Is the last road most of us want to be booked to travel. Twice Told Tales Always Too Sides. It used to be said of tha lata United State Senator Allison of Iowa that tn conversation he wa tha moat conservative man la tha United 3tatea. To get him to aay plain "Ye" er plain "No" to any proposition until he had gone thoroughly into tha matter, waa next to Impossible. If ha wasn't aura, ha qualified the statement Dvcn If ha waa aura, he waa likely to qualify It In order to be aafe. Once so tha tala runs he waa making a campaign ing tour through tha atata of Nebraska. The train upon which tie rode, with a party of other prominent republicans, passed a great pasture where thousands upon thoueands of sheep, so newly and so neatly sheared that tha pink hldea ahowed through tho cropped wool end, ware nibbling at tha herbage, all with their head pointed In the same general direction. One of tha group turned to two of hla companlona. "I've got Allison now." ha confided. "I'm going t make him commit himself for once. Listen I" Ha dropped back two eeaU to where tha senator from Iowa aat. and slipped Into the vacant place alongside him. o ' "Senator," ha began, with a flirt of hla thumb to ward tha browsing flock, that's quite a lot of sheep out yonder In that pasture, eh?" Allison atared through tha window aa though ap proximately to compute tha number. "Ahem." ha said: "there do seem to be a consider able number of aheap there." "Did you ever aea mora aheep than that at one time In your whole lifer praaaed tha conspirator. 1 may have," responded Senator Allison after due reflection, "and then again I may not." "Well," said tha other desperately, "you're willing anyhow to admit that they'va been pretty cloielj sheared, aren't youT" -eiy Tha senator took another look before answerlno "Well." ha admitted, "they .pp.a7 hlv. been aheared-on thla elda,"-eturdy SnXt A Fable. The lion waa telling tha leopard why ha roared In tha Jungle when going about hunting. "Doing busi ness openly and with plenty of advertising," the lion aald, "la what haa made my reputation. I got my characterisation aa king of the beasts by blowing my born. Always let tha other fellows know you are around and they will respect you and fear you." A rabbit hiding and shivering In a clump of pampas grass overheard this conversation, and all tha next day ha pondered upon 1L Ha decided It waa better to have tha other animals fear him than te live himself in constant terror. So the rabbit filled hla lungs with a great breath and tried to roar Ilk a lion. A coyote, learning of tha rabblt'a whereabouts by hla roar, hopped onto the rabbit and' ate him up. If you haven't got the goods, there la no use to advertise. , Old Rafe astli, Judge Parry, In a recent article on "Rufua Choata, Advocate," aay on occasion Choate would meet with hi Sam WeUer. Defending a prisoner for theft of money from a ahlp, a witness waa called who had turned etate'a evidence and whose testimony went to prove that Choate'a client had Instigated the theft. "Wall," asked Choate, "what did ha aayT Tell ua how and what ha spoke to you." "Why." aald tha witness, "he told ua there waa a man In Beaton named Choata and he'd get ua out If they caught ua with tha money In our boots." People and Events Owing to tha ebaenee ot a working majority of praotlcal pollticlana from the New York state con atltutlonal convention, tha appropriation of 1600,000 for expenses was not wholly absorbed. Nearly fVl.uoO slipped back Into tha treasury, James Whltcomb Riley cheered Chicago achool children with this birthday measage: "May you al ways keep young In spirit and In health. May your Uvea be a full as mine has been made by the grace of Ood and tha good will of my fellowmen." Tammany Hall's famous wigwam on Fourteenth street la virtually an abandoned ahrlna of polltlca. Membera era hitting the trail toward West Fifty seventh atreet, where the sit of a former Presby terian church ha been chosen for Tammany'a new temple. St. Louis authorities have decided to permanently unite the county fair with tha annual festivities of tha VeUed Prophet The aim of both la instruction and entertainment By uniting and co-operating for a common end. better results can be achieved tor leaa expenditure of energy. Things are happening In and to Philadelphia these daya A nervy thief broke Into a city magistrate's desk and made off with all the treasure found therein. A visitor, probably from Boston, dubbed a rabmaa'a vehicle a relle of Noah' a ark." "You need aa am bulance," responded cabby aa ha proceeded to put tha crttlo In condition for tha ride. It cost tha cabby S, but upholding the honor of tha town waa worth tha price. The astonishing charge Is made .by the head of the Bureau of Weights and Measures of Manhattan that tha gasoline pump which autoist love so dearly Is a gay deeetver. It la not a aeasura. but a pump with honest Intention Hare la the way It la worked, ac. cording t tha official: "You ask for five gallons ot gasoline. Out cooes the merchant with hla pump, but If you are not paying close attention ha worka the pump'handie four timee Instead of five times. You are charged with five gallons of oil and get four gal lona Tha pump should have aa Indicator shoarmg the actual amount of oil delivered. Ooe Werlt - Keep It t. OMAHA, Oct .-To tha Editor of Tha Bee: Permit me to congratulate Tha Bee upon the stand you have taken attainst the street fate and carnival. For year I have lifted up my voice against thla cheap form of amusement. 1 have always felt that It waa undignified and heilttting for a city like Omaha to allow auch a form of amusement on it atreet. Many of tha amaller town and citl have ruled them out Thla I not saying any thing about tha Immoral and vlcloua In fluence of suh an amusement What will take It place a an attrac tion to draw people from outside the city and to raise money necessary T I have no doubt that now that the city owna tha Auditorium, that a aeries of popular concerte and lectures and enter tainments of various aorta, given by sinn ers, speaker and entertainer of national repute, would draw fully aa well and would be uplifting and helpful. A fee no larger than Is paid to enter tha carnival ground would pay the expenses and mora. There are a number of men like myself who could be persuaded to put up our $10, or even more, that In the past have not been doing so because wa did not wlh to be considered patron of uch a disgusting affair aa the carnival haa bean for year. Thi can all be worked out, I am ur. to the profit and welfare of the Ak-Sar-Ben and to the city and all tributary territory. Hoping you will keep up tha good fight. I am, GEORGE O. WALLACE. War Cost la Cripples. AVOCA, ia., Oct 1S.-TO tha Editor of The Bee: A gentleman has lust returned from Europe to New Tork with the startling figures that there two 1,000,000 cripples as a result of the war. Two mil lion men Intermingled with nations, tha large majority of whom have heard of a great plan of salvation. "Doing the other fallow first" Two million man mut now be provided with mean to earn a livelihood and who is to blame. All agrpe the great American general, who des cribed war In shocking language, waa right Evangelists and the ministry, with picture of eternal torment on th one hand and golden harp and pavementa on the other, seem powerless to assist with J.OOO.OOO men crippled for life, and mil lions of unmarked gravea of the best blood of tha land a toll exacted and tha end la not yet. If tha pen Is mightier than the eword let those who know Its power get busy, T. J. H. Who' Hand Dig She Shakef NORTH PLATTE, Neb., Oct 16,-To the Editor of The Bee: I read in Tha Bee of Mr. Sunday's sermon about tha lady who worked so hard to win the $30 cut glass prixe and aa ahe was beaten by only two points ahe wa so disappointed that ahe , went to bed and waa 111 for two daya. Then her son went to the gambling house and won the money and gave It to hla mother and told her to buy the cut glasa dish, etc When Mr. Sunday came to that town this lady attended the aervlce and, tak ing her stand for Christ, told Mr. Sun day aha would never play carda again. Now I may be more fortunate than thoae who listened to Mr. Sunday Tues day afternoon, because 1 heard two re vivals. Three or four months ago w had a revival In North Platte, conducted by Lowry and Moody, and Mr. Lowry told ua about the same lady that Mr. Sunday had the experience with, men tioned above, but Mr. avowry aald that aha shook his hand and promised him never to play carda again. So I thought maybe you would be able to satisfy my curiosity aa to whose hand the lady really did shake, for It doea not eeem probably to me that they could toothj have had so identical an ex perience. W. O. FLEISHMAN. W here Oraranlaed Labor Stands. OMAHA, Oct 15. To the Editor of Tha Bee: Referring to a special from Lincoln appearing In your columns a short time ago, to the effect that tha plumber' and steam fitter' union ef Lincoln had adopted a resolution protesting against the action of the recent convention of tha Nebraska State Federation of Labor In opposition to prohibition. I beg to call attention to a reply made hy Samuel Qompers, president of the American Federation of Labor to Congressman Hobson, which reply read as follow and axplalna Itself: WASHINGTON. D. C. Sept 3. 1911. My Dear Mr. Hobson: Your favor of August Zlat reached my office during my ahuenre on official business, and this Is the first opportunity I have had to reply thereto. I beg to assure you that I ap preciate the honor of your selecting me as a member ef the National Constitu tional Prohibition committee on co-operation, but I must ask you to excuse me from accepting or serving upon the com mittee. I am frank enough to aay to you that I am out of harmony with tho prohibition movement by constitutions! provision or statute enactment. I know of a better way other than by lngallsei f'rohlbltlon to secure temperance and empnrate habits, not only tn tho liquor traffic, but In any of the personal activities of men. There is no movement In all the country so potent to muke the people temperate at Is the much misunderstood and mis represented organised labor movement of the country. Increasing waxes, estab lishing a shorter work-dav, affording the opportunities for the cultivation of ct ter tastea, better aspirations, hlpher Ideals, which the better standard of liv ing and freedom of burdensome. Ion hours of toil will bring, the opportunity for better iiomes and surroundlnss and better worKing conditions, all of these I repeat hsve been more potent and will prove to be more potent In establishing temperance and temperate ha:tta than anv attempt to reeutate the nersonal habits or to Inaugurate prohibition by Saw. As you Will observe. I am not In har mony with the purpose of your move ment, and hence cannot consistently ac cept an appointment upon the commit tee. I, therefore, attain respectfully re quest you to remove my name from the national constitutional committee on co operation. SAMUEL OOMPKKS, "President American Federation of Labor." Mr. GomperV letter completely answer every objection raised to the resolution of the state labor convention held In Omaha last month, and his opinion should be final aa to any further action on this subject MAX DEZETTEL, QUAINT BITS OF LITE. The first bequest In the will of Russell Greene of Ctiicago waa a fund of $5,000 for the care of hla dog, Nellie. . 3. E. Reeves of Fond du Lac, Wis., haa a muskrat farm. Not entirely satisfied with tha results of that enterprise, ha re cently planted 1,000.0X0 frog eggs In hla ponda. Physicians of Q-ene, Mo., are puasled by aa ailment which strikes W. H. Hilton dumb when ha attempts to address per sona near him. but permits him to apeak plainly when addressing persons at a distance, or when talking to animals. Tips on Home Topics Washington Post: Jimmy Archibald probably remembers with regret tha dear boyhood day when he could find nothing In hla pocket but a hole. Baltimore American: A forty-battle-ahlp-navy, which the Naval board urged year ago, was the right proposition when first suggested. Having been given its object lesson, perhaps tha present con gress wui grasp th significance of the proposition. Kansas City Times: Tha news from Washington la that James F. J. Archi bald, tha war correspondent is to be ar rested on hla return to the United Statee and prosecuted. The report I probably true. A Archibald la aa American cltl sen the American government will feel perfectly aafe in being severe with him. New York World: After $30,000,000 or so In gold I brought from over the sea. $SSO,000 to divide among tha states seem sinsll. But when It come from federal forest preserved for productive uae, not devoted to destruction. It meana a na tional resource that will grow with the years. Philadelphia Ledger: Major General Sam Hughes want Henry Ford to tell him honestly whether h Intends 1)0 withdraw hla money from any bank participating In tha Franco-British loan. The Implication 1 that unless Henry behave h wl'l lose the aupport of Canada and be unable to sell mora than a million car next year. Alaa, poor Henry 1 Nebraska Editors Tha McCook Republican has added a multiple linotype to Its office equipment. Tha paper is ona of tha oldest and most prosperous In southwest Nebraska. In observance of It twenty-seventh an niversary the Minden Courier last week came out with a twenty-page edition filled with advertising and newa matter. Tha Orleans Issue has changed from a six-column folio to pamphlet form. Tha 4-year-old daughter of Editor Mil lar of tha Osmond Republican died In an Omaha hoepttal as a result of Mood poisoning. She waa here several week for treatment Tha Emerson Enterprise I out with what Editor Taylor term a harvest edi tion. It contains twenty-four pagee, well filled with advertisements and new. It 1 printed on a fine quality of book'paper and la profusely Illustrated with halftone. GFJSS A5D GR0AKS. "The young widow seems to sear ep well In her affliction. I suppose M' composure Is due to her pastors earnest assuranceT" "Well, partly that: but mainly. I rues, to her late huef snd's comforting insur ance." Boston Trsnscrlpt "A man ahould always think before he speaks " "Yes," replied Mis Cayenne. "But It' a mistake to think so long as te crests the Impression that you are com posing fiction." Washington Star. "I'll' be pretty busy on this trip," he began. "I know," Interrupted hi wife. "Here are forty or fifty love letter you wrote me when we were engaged. Take them along and mail me one every day." Kansas City Journal. Li KABIBBLE 21 ' KABARET , &aa llniQUI e fWA PWIV1I'"' I a. aa a a 1 " V . .swa.lai illla BA ABOUT HIM i ha i nuNrV GDKNs HOVl CAN I FIND HI" J . AKMAM rTTrl A MAME COHH i VW Pceshtwe his iNnrvv& CFOOKR) FROM i THE SJWT "How dare you coma home at this hour In such a condition T Toil are drunk, sir disgracefully drunk!" "Yesh been on a bat M'rta, but y'ynow batsh good to kill of muahkaet era." Baltimore American. Nurse Tommy, It la naughty to play soldiers on Sunday. Tommy Oh, this 1 all right It's the Salvation army. Chicago Newa ggs I wonder what makes my eyas so weak? Boggs I don't know unlea If S be cause they are in a weak places In dianapolis Star. "Ia there any way of atopplng these cyclones? ' asked the man from tha eaat "Oh, no," replied the westerner. "Tha est way Is to so right along with "em." Yonker Statesman. "We expelled the deacon for mbrfn' religion and politics." "Mlxln relltclon and politics?" "Yes he'd go to a political meetln' an' he'd fall asleep In the middle of a apeech, b'gosh, jest Ilka It waa a ser mon." Puck. AN DIYETEEATE TEAIL-HITTZE Whe'n grassy bank are strewn leave: with When In the wood the wild wind griav. When blackbirds eonrreirate in fineka. W hen corn 1 cut and piled In shocks, When country road we motor thro Are lined with snravs of asters blue; When bluejay scream and fly oarhead; vv nen ooraers disss witn salvia red; When squirrel are so busy they Forget to pass the time of day; Wh.n fh. Mhin al1n. U.V, VI - 4 Then stands In speculative mood: we may feel sure that without fail Soon ole man wlnter'l hit tha trail- Omaha. BAYOLL NE TRHLE. Large 10c Compare the Cost of this Dish to an Expensive Meat Dinner Here is a fair comparative cost of a meat and a Faust Macaroni dinner for a fam ily of six. showing a clear saving of 85c in favor of macaronifor 1 meal only: S lbs. of sirloin steak at 86c a lb. $1.08 Bread and butter, aay . . .10 41.15 ' One pVg. Faust Macaroni . 10. 10 One can of tomatoes . . .10 Bread and butter, as r bore . .10 .SO 40.86 I Of comparative nutritive values. Dr. Hutchison, the famous dietitian, says that meat contains practically 75 vrater, macaroni only 10. In other words, when you pay J1.00 for meat, you pay 75c of that 451.00 for water. And it's so easy to digest and so easy to prepare Faust Macaroni. Besides serving it as the whole meal, you should serve it often as a side dish. MAULL BROS.. St LouU. U. S. 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