12 THE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. OfTOT'EK 9. 1015. TliE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOfNPED BY EDV. ROSfeiWATFR, VICTOR ROREWAVKt IDITOR. ' T.o Fo Publishing Compan Proprietor. BF.W PUILDINQ. FARNAM A NDBEE NT ENTIL F.rtred at Omaha vos'offlre s second-claae matter. TKRMS OF 8UB8CKIPT1CN. Py earner By mall ear month. ptr year. end shinda?..,., vc riiy ilr without ?uitJay....' aw 4 no "venlr.g am 'unriv "C f Ftnin without Sunday 4.w) mndav Fe onlr T 10) fno notice of chart of erldr'ss or eomn'atnta of trregiarlty la delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Peperunant RKM1TTANCB. fbawilt ty draft. prn or portal order. On'y two reel rtsTios received in payment of small ae eounts Persons! checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchanr. uot accepted. ' omen mena-Tbe Be building. fouth Omeha ail N street. Council B.ufta 1 North Mala street Lincoln t Little Building. Chicago en! H'ai-st Bu' illng. New fork -Room 110. Fifth Svenoa Pt Iii't W8 New Panic nf C(mmr WaahingtonTa Fourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE!. ' AAdrea crmmunlreilona reiatmr to mi and edU LorVrU inat'er to Omab bee, r-dltorlal Departn.it, SEITEMIIKK CiHClLATlON. 54,663 State nf Kehr-ska. County of DoukIis. sat Dwlght Villi ma, clrc.l.ilon m.mier of Tha Re Publishing ci-rop ny, nln d ly sworn, a that tne average cln uluvtoo tor lite lunntQ of bopteinber, lm, waa ii 3. DWIGIIT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Buhacit ad In my p ret ace and awora to before ma. lois 1st da of lirtuwr. 1!U6, KoBt-KT lwNT.K. Notury Publlo. Subttrribers leaving the city temporarily should have The Be mailed to them. Ad dress will be changed aa often requested. r October Th tight for the Day 7hn f me Au vmn, all ia yt low t( d, At ihouijh h jy'd in hi p int. out store, Luif vh rui tl.at n uot him iauyi, ivll glvd 'ikulkt hud hanith d hunijtT. EUmumi bptnttrFacrU Queen. The augurs smile on King Ak-Sar-Ben XXI. flit reign starts without a rain. That Tabernacle melody ts catching' Pres ident Wilson la brightening bis corner. ' Jack Frosts' advance agents dispense the right brand of ginger for stepping lively. ' A new gas Is reported on the fighting front War bulletin gas, however, continues hopelessly ctale. ' It Is all right to have another White House eddlng, but please ring oft on that Pocahontas Bluff. Mr. Rrran now say bis plans do not Include folding office. Hear that sigh of relief down toie street! ' . ' ' Rest aasured that Omaha's place on th" musical map of the United States is printed In good,- big letters, '. ,. , '. mfortunately, another and more exciting criVa series Is being played for bigger stakes on th other side of the pond. One aspiring governshlp candidate may con sider himself duly slapped on the wrist by our amiable hyphenated contemporary. I : m i ( ... - , - Forty-two thousand miles of railroad, ono atxth of the total mileage of the country, are now in the hands of 'receivers. They represent a capitalization of 2, 264,000,000, composed of promoters' wind, stockjobbing water and solid substance. ' Alone among world tnonarchs worthy of the title, King Ak-Sar-Ben bears the genuine mes sage of peace, good will and gladness. His hours t pen the stage being numbered. Is all the more reason for giving the merry monarch the glad hand and a hearty welcome home. Light pressure on the atrocity pedal best becomes this section of the corn belt Armenia is far away. When we have brought to Justice and punishment autotsta who run down children and speed away from their victims, comment on foreign brutalities will have the warrant of con sistency. ' Note that the "short ballot" Is one of the head-liner planks inserted la the Massachusetts republican platform to meet demands made by, the former bull moosers. And yet there are some; folks out here in Nebraska debating whether the "short ballot" is or Is not in line vlth progressive policies., Tbe landing of Anglo-French troops at Salon ikl, to co-operate with Greece la defense of the country menaced' by Bulgaria, ,1a a move of Importance In the chessboard of war. Salonlkl tas the richest prize of the Balkan war against Turkey, and was eagerly coveted by Bulgaria, lot the Greeks got there first The bit ycl'irts are ff at Athl lc pirU. In tha novc W. L Towitaend, 8. P. Shear and A C. Jul fe waia one, two. threa. John O. Hltchoock woa V throa-mlla rontrat ai d T. F. El itkmora th half-mil raca. while K 8. Kaff waa first In tha cne- ml a trl cycle rata. Csar ta n Jc ha O. B-urk la vMtlns la Omaha from Catn Plr. TK.,'hrra ha la In command. Tb.mj aun it I It lie pruptlet r of tl a FhI xa a'ooi. hava put n a Plr if a y hendittme acrvarta In tliali tiont !i1i-. IM. h P'llarad cherry franics. hi t hold! mvral a of hKhly culurad lua, with thi ti&ma of th fl m imtwiwd li tls panel. Mr. and Mra.-Ciav'lea U KrullL toether with a larsa aun ber of invited su ata, cclo' rated their twen ty-ft'th wvdJinf analvcrsury at Uielr homo on Caia atrfc Tha twent'ath annlveraary of the mrrlr J of Mr. : .and Uii Christ Hartm-a aaj pljaaantly ooarvad at i Uha frr l?v- 'a ca ts Karuam. ' I Officii'. f th btc ela t-'urnament ara: Raferea, J 5. Collira; cl rk if th our a, C. S. Caaaa; Jutaa. O . "it. Kitoto k an-1 George Petteraoa; Umara. D. w Van Cctt. F. . Prmaha rnd B 8. Raff; aeurer, Bbej. ' Canf1;d; rtartar, Oeota E. Kay. Bnljaria Lines Up with the Teutons, Bulgaria has confirmed anticipatory an nouncements by lining up with Germany and Austria In the European war. Vvbile this ac t'on has been forecasted for many weeks, the cent comes as assurance that the German allies feel their situation on other frontiers suffi ciently secure to warrant closing th back door srslnftt any possible Invasion. Circumstances attendant on the course of Bulgaria, so far as known In this country, indicate that most stren uous efforts were msde by the Allies to win over all the Balkan nations, and especially Bul garia, but German diplomacy has now secured this coveted support. The veil of a rigid censorship obscures the happenings In and around the Balkan battle front, but it Is known the Allies failed to Induce Greece to come to their side, although such action Is yet possible. This failure, however, Interferes with the plan of Invasion only to the extent of putting the French and English In tho position of violating the neutrality of Greece when landing soldiers at Salonikl, though It seems that Greece has tacitly consented to this course. The first struggle will be for the pos session of the rood to Nlsh and the line through Bulgaria, to the end that Turkish relief may be given or prevented. So far as concerns the text of the Bulgarian pronunclamento, declaring Its reasons for Its pretent action, nothing of moment hangs on It for the main fact is that It haa entered the war, and that other Balkan nations will be forced In, reducing the European neutrals to the Scandi navian countries, Holland, Spain, Portugal and Switzerland. Civilisation is getting a lot of salvation in Europe. Democrat! Back-TracWnf on Itee Sugar. No doubt longer remains that the president and his controlling majority in congress Is pre paring to back-track on the sugar schedule of the democratic tariff, which provided for. the gradual abolition of duties to put sugar on the free list within another year. When the ques tion of free sugar was up It developed Into a raid by seaboard refiners of Imported sugar on tte beet sugar industry of the country, with the cane sugar growers of Louisiana likewise bard hit The balance-turning influence, however, was the pressure brought from the White House insisting that the sugar duty, being a protective duty, waa in direct conflict with the democratic for-revenue-only doctrine, and that free sugar was Imperative to make good the democratic pledge to reduce the high cost of living. But the partial tariff cut on sugar so far has had but two results first, to discourage the further development of the American beet sugar industry, and second, to gouge the national treasury out of many millions of dollars of ruvenue sorely needed. So far as the consumer of sugar is concerned, the promise of lower prices corresponding to the amount of duties removed has not materialized. In a word, the Cemocratlc sugar schedule has proved a failure from every atandpolnt, and In moving to rescind the free sugar program the president and the democratic spokesmen must make this open confession and retrace their steps and get back en a protective tariff roadway. Watching- the World's Series. The British censor may alt as tight as he wishes on the lid for the next few days, for the American people have something else of much greater importance than the European war to occupy their time. The World's series la on, and for the present at least "Bill" Carrlgan and "Pat" Moran will get more attention than kaiser or king. The condition of "Smoky Joe" Wood or Grover Cleveland Alexander means more Just new than any of the dojngs of Joffre or Von Hlndenberg. Grover Cleveland Alexander Is our own Nebraska boy, and the home folks are hanging breathlessly, on the awing of his good right arm,' watching the ticker with more of fever than they have bung on the outcome of a .battle since Wounded Knee, Men who eouldnt to save their Uvea tell which way the Save or the Drlna flows, can tell you, offhand the. name and standing of any man on either team, and discourse long and with convincing force on the merits of both and the advantages of his choice. Base ball la really a national Institu tion, and no extraneous matter, such as the war in Europe, can distract our people from their interest in the game. Maybe, If the older and more highly cultivated races of Europe had paid a little more attention to base ball the war would not have happened. Sweden Manifeits an Interest The Swedes are beginning to manifest some concern over the. conditions that govern trade between neutrals, and nay yet add their pro testa to those of the United 8tatea, The trade of Sweden has, been Interfered with by both German and English vessels from 8wedlsh ports and under the Swedish flag having been aunk or intercepted and turned out of their course by ubmarlne or cruiser, and the formal objections so far presented by the king have had no effect whatever. Sweden's situation is very similar tc that of the United Btatea, with the exception that its commerce with the nations at war Is carried on over a shorter route. ' It Is now suggested from Stockholm that a league of neutrals be formed, with the purpose of looking after the mutual Interests of all. Whether this move will come to a definite head cannot be told, but such an organisation ought to be of service. The Individual protests of na tions have' not ao far been of great avail In securing proper regard for commerce. Other rations than Sweden are concerned in this mat ter, and their united protest would certainly bo no less effective than individual representations. A Methodist preacher who haa been assigned by the Nebraska conference to the faculty ot Baxter seminary down In Tennessee writes to The Bee to say that no girl should have any tMng to do "with any man who uses tobacco In iiy form, or drlnka. or Is of the 'sporty type,' or is Inclined to care more for his club than his home." We take It that the omission of the theaters, the movies and the dance la wholly by oversight If the dear girla had invariably fol lowed this advice since Eve snared Adam, w fear a lot of ua would be missing. Dispatches from Washington tell of Attorney General Reed being there If Mr. Attorney General, whose fame haa preceded him, be not careful he will be drafted oa the spot willy-aUly for that vacant Nebraska federal Judgeship, The Noiso of a Bullet 1.1 tr ry Dig-eat. ArERPCOr IN THE LINE OT FIRE of a modan gun lean d n nctly to succa aiva detonation. Acroidltg to Ms dUtanca the may ba cloae to gether or fan hi r a pa it, and t.iey may or may not be ac' ompanltd by a cnt nued wMitllng or roar ing sound. Tha two nolrca, aa la noted by Colonel . Agnua. of Ira From h army. In tha Rerua rtcentLl iua (Tarlp), are fjm.l ar to ti g t-keepere In rifle-matchaa who uaually auppoee them to ba ta. aed napectlv ly by tha dl-hn of the g n and the impact of tha bullet en the target or tho ground. This la incor rrct. Colonel Ag.,u- t'ils ua. tha ilrst nuisa la tha d scharge, but tha aecon l la due to d.a'urbance of tha air by tha I ullot. When tha projcetila starts. It is moving faster than to nd. It Hows up, and when It haa gone atx,u- a mile and a half the o-tnd-wave be gin to gln on It and finally paste L To these facta are due tha iheni.mma of the bu let a nolae, a la ahown by C 1 nrl A.nus lit a mathematical analynl In tha first plica, tha two nilaea will ba heard only with modem high-powered weapons, whoao bullets move faster than aound. If tha observer is nearer than about 301 feet ths two sounds merge Into one. Farther a ay they are h ard faither apart, and at about a mile and a h ilf the point whera the veloclt slows down to that of sound, a contlnuoua whistle or roar la heard, f rat between tha two detonations, and further awny. Parting loni r and longer. Of course if the projec'.lte la a shell, Its aubrequent explosion addi other noim s. In do lag. Colonel Agnua make soma Interesting app.lcatlcna. "One thin that haa alwaya struck the attentive reader," ha M'f "Is to find In all conscientious nr. a Uvea of tha fall of meteor, without exception, the mmitlnn of a fu Wditle e'etonat on. In general. It la autrd that the lol'fe et Irx'ed that It burst with a terrlbl not a. Aid If It la found later In a field. It la discovered that there waa no explosion at all, and often that It I urled Itself In soft earth, which must hava leeeenrd tha nclae of Impact very much, the de tonation, in n.y opinion, la very naturally explained by the dlaturbance of tha air, on the theory explained above. In one t f Mi stories 'From the Farth to the Moon' Julrs Verne.' who a worke prorer'y fna"lnate all young prop's end ere mu"h liked by many of ma lurer age, irivea a different account of things. At tha moment when h's "projectile. falling on tha earth, piunirea Into the sea, he tell how there waa a whist ling heard In t ie farthest reerton of the air. assum ing rapidly a fr!ghtf il Intensity, when there suddenly appeared a hurra meteor, which grew In also to the view until It burled It-tlf In tha waves with a deaf ening roar. Tua. arco-dlng to the aitthor. we hava first a whlstl ig. then appearance of the projectile, and finally the noise caurej by !ts striking tha water Now, to sr erk only of the whistling. It Is certain that thla could not have been henrd before the arrival of the projcct le. Pefora writing thla paasage the autho should have asked h'm elf If he wore representing the farts accurately; but ha d d. not hava at his dis pose! the experience of the present war: ha wen! ahead ard trld of what hppred from the romancer's standpoint rather than from that of the physicist Twice Told Tales low Pay, Faat Drlyer. "What do you know of the character of the defend ant?" the Jud-e asl ed a negro washerwoman auh poenaed ta an accident case. A white man had been arrested for careless driving of a second-hand Fotd ear. , "Hit's to'lnble. Mlrarda said. "Have you ever seen him drive his car before?" Tee. snh." ' "Would yon consider Mm careless?" "Wrll, Jo'ge. es fer da car dtt little thing ain't gwlnter huit nobuddy, but being us Is all here, I m'ght es well tell yo" dat he aho' la keetlesa 'bout pay in' fo' his wathl" Case and Comment, A preacher at Effingham. Kan., has been per suaded to hit tha trail out vt town In aome manner his letters en rOuta to two girls ,to whom he waa paing court, got croasrd. giving each an eye-opener and bring ng to (he church deacons a large collection of ministerial ml slvea. The deacons read 'em an J pointed to the trail. Under a New York state law holders of bonds an I mortgages may reg'strr thm. pay 17.60 for each 11.000 of value and S cire exemption from further lig ation for five yesra. Anticipating a bot In New Yo i. City personal p-cprrty taxes, effective October I. Don I and mortgt ge ht ld rs flo krd to the office of a state deputy and In !' than a month dumped i&.t3 Into tho atnte treasury to a cure exemption for their se cured paper to the amount of MJ.uw.'.OO. Am Ontrr-aje, All Rlirht. A twelve-ryll'u'er taking car rame dashing down Fifth avenue, vlolatlrg all rules of the road. At tha wheel was a men who looked like autocracy. It was very obvkiuily his raw car. and ha was enjoying It alone. The rs'ement waa wet, and the car aklrlded at Forty-aeccnd street, knccklrg a Ford runabout into the curb. Poticemnn O Flense; n w tha outrage and rushed over to the offerding driver w'th blood la hie eye. "Vtnat'e yur n-meT" ssld he. angrily. Tha men tn the big car stooi up. smoothed down hi well-cut ro"t and raid calmly Casey." O'FIftnrgn gulped hard, locked at the man sus piciously, snd naked: ''How do jrou spell Itf C-A-R-R-T." What's your first name?" Pennli." O'Flstneg-n'e far did a transformitlon act and. leaning over, ha said oonf'dent'ally: "Now, what tha ha'l are we going to do to that damned little Ford for hackinr Into you that way?' 'Twas aa outrage!" Everybody s. IT Reason tn Waa. . Farmer Frown, while Vie crew of threshers were "washing up" one morning noticed among them a "-ed who was rot tmnged In theses of water, eoa and towel "Well, Pa-rt'." arid the farmer., "aren't you going te wash ti n-orrlng?" "Naw." r t rned the ede; "It didn't make me dirty to slocp." Everybody's. . People and Event3 Crwlfl-h dyed red and ao'd for salmon haa been dis covered ry a et-re food s'e-tri In New York Will Poston stand for such trtl'ng with sacred things? "A merles n Prlrka rVrvsJ Hre," aa well as all slsyis In Frg'lsh word's, ara vrrhcten In Oermany. Tha same mean nt; conveyed In Oerman high ball style will snswer tha same purpose. The first act of the frU'lrg dramar. "Chtcagrj with Its Hndy Lid On," I sta-ed for tomorrow. Advance !- of tha ehiw prom'aa th'Tla of local tntens'ty. and a spa-1 cl for visitors worth the price of a rail road ticket. , A I'ttle Chtnea b'bv, cousin of tho celestial Mng of Chlraro's Chinatown has been tasgid with tha nam of Wl'll' tn Hule Th'mraon Moy. The printed rl'ture of the kldd a preacn'a a rcund eheruhlo face and double rhln, two mtrked features of Chicago's mayor oh-ered In Omsha. Out f-om tha ahsowa of the plum traea of Pann sylvnn'a e-me the ceer'na; word 'hnt Pentor Pen rose will ba the spoke- nwn of. the Liberty Be't party retureirg ff-m Sin F-n I c- early hn November, and, will plll a few areerhea cn the way According to a rhl'adVlrhta tip tha senator 1a ''n a recepfve mood toward the re-ublle-in prca'dentlal nomination. 'An orph n an of i heir to Ii.ooii.0i0 or mote, thro' rh h r gu-r"i"B arka tho c t for an allowance of l.'.I.ee a ' war to uphold the dignity of her fortune. ft the aame t'ma a woman who had lahentad UOuO.ve aimi years ago and snaeded up in the usual Naw York way. filed a pt tl n aa a b-nkmpt Eha ached ulae 1904 00' ta mer'sag dehta, JB 00) In unsecured caart loana. ard atcre bllli to burn. The youngster la tak ing the elevator te the ioof garden, the elder ta de scending to tha cellar. The urs and down of million aire and es lllnaslreeawe lenCe te lUe the sptoe A Variety. J7ZL OX t. Has lr Ik Aavy. OMAHA. Oek a-la Uie buitor of The Dee: t au-totio Americans wnu are worn lag for as adequate uaiuuJ de.anae are nut tm favor of war. nor a po.it y of miiiUirtam. Prvaidenl Aahloglua aakl: "Te ba prepared tor war ta una of the moat efiactual meaus of preacrvlng peace." The war la suroie haa CMiikeU ilia ball.gercnu to tucrtsaae their naval strength aa never before. Lncla Ma suf ikra by comparUoa. We ail want to avoid trouble wlia Ejuropean stales at this time, and the surest way of doing bo U to bulid up a powerful tiavy. "fower ia esaeutiai for the eooie Uak of peacemaktr." Bom oi the beat known men of the nation have organized the Navy League of the United 8tls. It presents sixty seven reasons fcr a aUonaer navy. Iheae reason are ao valid aa lo ta conclusive whenever all the facts are presented. 'I he league is spreading these facta among Uie people, and when this Is na thoroughly, we shall hear no mora about sinister motive, or that tne munition makers have subsidised tne league. When patilotio Neorassana get all th facta on thla subject they wl.l Join tha league, as many have already done. ARTHUR C. SMITH, Prealuent Nebraska Section. Pyalar Taste la Maale. OMAHA. Oct .-To the Editor of The Dee: I would offer a word of contola to the gentlemen of the. Initials whose ears have been offended by the singing at the Tabernacle. I vrruathlxe with his outraged musical taste. The Rode heaver collection of near-muaio ts atro cious enough, and the famous "Brighten the Comer" haa probab'y the least musi cal merit of the lot. But why this sud den outburst of aesthetic taste on the part of our friend? Hae be never before been aware that ragtime was sung In Omaha? Have his ears never been glad dened by the delicate cadences of: 'Everybody's doing It. doing It. doing it Everybody's doing it no-o-ow." Or has he never heard future husbands and fathers voicing their conception of marital obllgatlona In "My Wlfes Clone to the Country," or "I L.ov My Wife, but Oh, You Kid, Oh. You Kid. You Kid?" Probably be is not the father of a sweet, young thing whom he might have heard In the parlor assuring a male caller, to the tinkle of the piano, that the could "hug him tut she swooned." If he had teen aware of theae thin:s he might be breathing a prayer of thanksgiving that if our young people must sing ragtime they may at least accompany It with words that do not soil their lips and poison their minds at the same time that they degrade their artistic concept Rest assured, friend, a town that will pack a burlesque show witn women and children twice a day seven days In the week, and will shake Its collective aidoa at the transplanted Indecencies of the Winter Garden, will not have Its taste vitiated by anything board at the Taber nacle. U)VEit Prs-aents Aaother View. ON THE ROAD. Oct L-To the Editor of The Bee: Before the Incident Is closed and the traveling men have made out their case against Mr. Bradahaw of North flalte, 1 think a little evidence from a traveling man "on the other aide" should be admitted. You can hardly blame the leopti fur their criticisms when tiiey see you hurry through your business In a town In order te set back onto the train or to the hotel, whaie you continue your gam of "pitch" or "rummy," to the dis pleasure of other pasaungere or guests, and rendering the proprietor of the hotel liable to a line of t&O for permitting card playing in his hotel. Or, why do you occupy two seats In a pasaenger coach, one for yourself and one for your grips and your teat while other passengers walk the aisle hunting a place to sit. Or, why do you hold one seat In the pasaenger coach by doooelilnjf your grlpa there, and at the same time hold another In the smoking car while you help to fill the car wIJi smoke and cover the floor with ashes and spittle? Or, why do you sit or stand around In a waiting room of the station and smoke your "long distance" smelling pipe, a vile cigar or an abominable clgaiette, while other people have to endure It because you have lost that nice sense of decency i vr cannot read the notice on the wall saying. "Smoking Is prohibited In this waiting room?' These are aome of the reasons which call forth the criticisms against the mod ern traveling man. Do you wonder that It ia SO? The "TJ. C. T." end "Iowa Bute" might establish a echool tor traveling men only who d in't know any better. ' 8. 8. A Twenty-three-Year Traveling Man. , Twwea Ims with Dr. SedlaoeW. WOOD RIVER, Nee Oct t-To the Editor of Te Bee: On rrqr several visits to Nebraska I have had the privilege c f reading the Bee, and of keeping poated on events In the east, where my home la The Bee's Letter Box Is Interest ing, sometimes Instructive, sometimes misleading. A striking coincidence Is the letter of Dr. Bedlacek calling to ac count "fatuous busy bod los. In an unwar ranted Invasion of the home as well as meddling with the physicians' business." And on another pace of the eame Issue the suit of Mrs. Frances F. Wiley, widow of Dr. Wiley of Oemond, tn tiehalf of herself and minor children against cer tain saloonkeepers fot 60,000, her con tention being that her tate husband, through liquor furnlahed by them, lost hla practice of 18.000 annually. The logic of Dr. Bed lac ek would doubt less caJI this suit an unwarranted in vasion of the saloonkeepers' rights. I ask for a hearing on the ground of con tact with dr'.nk and drinking people for more than fifty years, 1 wntnaasad daily the invasion la my boyhood home of alcoholic st mutants ana have known etnee hundred a of similar Instances. This and the contact with leading up-to-date Physicians In the east justifies me In saying that Dr. . B. la decidedly behind the times In the remarkable attitude he aasumee. Though now a resident of the east, t raatdad In Montana anu - Dakota thirty years ago, so that I uave been com pelled to face situations east and west A winter spent In the south hss given mo a wider hortaon at LI. Paniun ma then tf I decline to accept without question the ' vtewe of extrrm sis on either side. My viewpoint haa been that ef business, effi ciency, and today prohibition la making rapid str dee because of tne attitude of employer ignoring theories and specula. Uona of temperance reformer on the one hand and assumptions, uxs those of Dr.' 8.. on the ether hand. The workmen's eompenatton law com pels the employer to faoa facts, not theories. Thla law take (he ess of tha Injured employe out of tne .courts, and adjudicates sue claim without expense. ome of your readera may have read the atory of the man who was struck on the head and severely Injured by a fall ing brick. He gave his esse to a lawyer, who won It, and gave the client apout one-fourth the award, deducting the bal ance for expenses and feea. The client took the check for his small fraction, left the office, stopped on the street and scrutinised the check again and again. Returning to the lawyera office he asked, "Please, sir, win you tell me whose head waa struck ty the brick." The dsy for such extortion Is paaalng. The worklngmen'e compensation law pro ven ta It. And It Is accomplishing another thing. It Is compelling the employer to Inves tigate to the limit the cause of every accident In his establishment One Penn sylvania concern employing several thou snd men had thla experience: An acci dent occurred. Injuring several workmen. Thte meant damages for every Injured man. Who had eharge of these men? A truated foreman who was a moderate drinker. Rigid Inquiry revealed the fact that en his way to work that morning he had taken Ma usual erink. snd even the slight fuddle was the cause of the accident I hardly thins Dr. 8. would care to go before the worklngmen's com pensation board In the employers' Inter ests and argue that the charge against the foreman was all "bunkum." The ex expertence of the firm referred to la that of every firm and la tne reason why only total abstainers unuer normal busi ness Conditions can secure mrtlnvm..! and retain their Job. This Is not written In a spirit of con troversy. But this Is the day when even learned physicians have no right to advocate the use of anything that will lessen business efficiency. II. B. TOBEY. Cayway's mother won much fame for th el eats yarna aiie Ufced to sin In olden days. vt nl'a And Miss nirvif wlna mueK fame for the Indelicate onea aha spina In muuern oaye. judKe wife." 'How do vou know?" "I aaw him sewlna bachelor but tons n his garden " Indianapolis New. Ehe I missed your sm.llng face at th an ce last nlgnt. He t saw you cai-t your eyee. but womanlike of course they missed eoe. Judge. KABIBBLE KABARET PAR MR.KABIB6UT, I AM IS TORS 0U AK9 A MAN 0T 75" PROPOSED TO WE. I T0Lt HIM I 0OVU ONLY BC'A SISTER HIM" WAS I RIHT NO A GZLAr ZRMMOqWlttf VXO mi PEEK MORE tIKE fT ! LIVELY AND LIGHT. "What chance haa he to win that eult? The ev.dence la ell agalnat him." "I know he's on the wrong aide of facta, but he hae the beat lawyer In town. 'Detroit Free Press. The Inextjerlencei He eays he can hardly ret train himself from falling down and worshlpt-lne her. The Reieeed-T II him not to get nerv ous; she ll throw him down soon enough. Puck. Black Someone just told me that Miss Clerk (aseesaor'a office) Fellow out side aay you've assessed his real estato t o little by f.ie.oo: eaeasor tiive him a cigar and keen him milet wMl I l.;.nhn. tha. ..atiiml -PhLadelphla Bulletin. IN DAYS TO COME. T. F. Porter. In Boston Globe, In days to come, for you and me ncrein oiras sing rare melody. And We In larger joy abide. Then why Into the darkness grope Among the things now cold and dead For ua a sweeter, grander hope Uea In the days that are ahead. How vain nnst errors tn reireett Tie waa'lng time, and no'hlng less; With facis toward the future set May come to us a largo success. The past Is closed, and locked, and sealed No matter what we do or sty; And It to us can nothing yield. For ne'er comes back a yesterday. Pvt to t plow anew your hands: No burl ' past ran rle strain, "Forward and On." the orrlor s'ands. And e'er as watchward ahould remain. Over the grave of wasted powers Twere worse than follv now to grlovw. Mice whM la left of life la o'ira In which to struggle and achlere, KMasn- 'tr rS t -Ttiaillr -mrt-rtfiTrrni Nourishing Food for Children 1 asTs-aa - a s . . . I J. r iivij meat, to your cniidren In moderation, A atudy of food VJ valuea will convince you of the remarkable nutritive qualities cf macaroni It ia rich in gluten the muscle and tissue builder essy of digestion, easy to prepare, and makes line eating. Serve this nourishing, economical food often to the youngsters. Aa MAULL BROS.. St Louis, U. S. A. r i ?j WMflaWlaaMaWaaSaaaaaaMSMlaaMMamiaaa " L 1 l&nTffi:3S5 t H 1 Large Package, 10c Price Hitting Piano Sale A Real Chance to Save Money 5) U VJ Li 1 we are Belling are worth (in many cases) double the price we charge. We have no competition on this sale A visit will convince you HIT THE TRAIL AND SEE. This Is a sale of strictly brand new pianos of all styles Oronds, Uprights, Players, Klectrlc, etc., including the very latest Invention In Player Pianos. This Is Iho Instrument that can be played In three ways by hand, foot pedaling and by electric motor, all at price and terms within everyone's reach. Our building at 1513-1515 Douglas S'reet Is entirely remodeled. Before starting our remodeling, we disposed of practically every new, used and shop-worn plann on our floors. We have the new 1918 styles of the best piano makers of piano and p'ayer pianos In all fancy woods. By ordering this Immense stock at one time and by paying spot cash, we were able to bay at biggest discounts. This stock embraces the world's lenders The Mason & Hamlin, Kranlcb & Bach.- Apollo, Brambarh, Kimball, Push ft Lane, Krakauer, Cable-Nelson, Whitney, Henderson, llospe, Davis & Son, Hltue, Ptlueger, Stelnltauer, llrambach Werner, Boudoir and others. We hit the price on all lines. Fine Upright Pianos for $78, $08, $103, $120, $tfi2, $178, $202. $238, $279, $313, $Jfia, $J79 and upwards. Player Pianos $278, $131, $175, $50, $550, Grand Planoe, $155, $195, $550, $050, $KOO, $050. . Many Pianos on terms as low as $1.00 per week. Thla Sale la now on. Mail orders ami out-of-town runtomer solicited. Come and see the GItUAT PI (ICE-HITTING Piano Sale. . A. HOSPE CO. 1513-1515 Doug'as Street n I 1 aW-Cl Say "CEDAR BROOK. If en - St a ao lie dure sTA0 be sura, that's the thing to eay if yon want to be 1 '"- mgn-oau or one down that la always right. At all leading Dealers. Clubs, Bars. Restau rants and Hotels, youU find CEDAR BROOK in the lead. 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