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Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
boold hare The Bee mailed to them. Ad
dmi will he changed aa often aa requeated.
September IS
Thought for the Day
"Mitt JJeltn, l v ald ins dtar Lrd t
make tt pkcuanl tomorrow, end mamma' go
ing to ak Him, too, and as ht knmci Him
prttty ttW, i think JU'U do it tor lr."
Every warm September day ld millions to
King Corn's crib.
On.y two weeks now till our Ak-Sar-Ilen
festivities will be in full blast.
Let your light shine brightly for ten more
days. Oh Sol. and the bakery is yours.
Comparatively speaking. Uncle Sam lives oa
easy street, but is not an easy member.
During1 his Omaha engagement, "Billy" Sun
day will have to play against the world series.
We bet on "Billy 1"
Even if "Billy" Thompson Is too old for ths
Job, there are other avenues of activity wherein
the Osier treatment may be dodged.
Should the British courts persist in locking
the safe on the packers' $16,000,000, the great
Americas consumer may be relied on to make
good.
The talent exercised by Rock Island directors
In diverting millions from the corporation treas
ury will be put to a far greater test by ths
judicial task of restoring the money.
For the Sunday campaign the first ten days'
collections in Omaha exceeded ths first sixteen
days' collections In Des Moines, and are only
1250 less than in Paterson. Not such "tight
wads" ss some would believe.
New consignments of "atrocity" stories are
again coming from the European war arena.
The whole conflict la such an atrocity that It
vHl take something exceptionally lurid now to
trake anyone sit up and take special notice.
It develops, as suspected, that the fight is
rot so much to keep the allies from getting the
loan, but to keep the flotation profits from be
ing gobbled up by one group of Wall street
bankers without letting the others In on a share.
Even neutrals will feel a throb of pity for
the Fatherland, now that Russia has called mil
lions oi territorials . to the colors. Oermany Is
already feeding s million Russian prisoners. The
prospect of doubling the number Imperils the
home supply of food. ,
In former times Indians were unfortunately
too eager to imitate the worst habits of the worst
white men. Changes for the better are develop
ing steadily. The exhibits at the Thurston county
fair are gratifying evidence of progress in agri
culture, industry and the useful domestic arts.
.The wait this long would indicate that our
federal Judgeship vacancy Is to remain unfilled
rntil congress meets in December. Still, ths
president has been making recess Judicial ap.
polntments for example, la Illinois, although
tresumably only where all the powers-that-be
sre agreed on the selection.
Tha board of ezarulnera, rompoaed of John Ruah,
W. W. Kcyaor and Mr a. Budboroogb,, have bean tn
gaged two daya examining Mlaa Bheltlon and aeveral
othar teachers for eertlfU-atee to teach In tha c.ty
schools. Ia tha caaa of Miaa Bhel&m, they are In
alatlns on their own examination aa nereaaary. BJt
wlthatandlna; tha poaaeaalon of a atata certificate
The monthly social of tha Arton society waa held at
(iermaitia ball with a large attendance. Including theae
suesta from abroad: Tha Miaara Ida Ebdabrock. an.l
Carrie Rock of St. Joaaph, Mlaa Rilter of Hprlngfleh.
HI.; sir. Redlck of Kanaaa City, Mlaa Magsia Kpeneter
and Uua and John Epeneter of Council Bluff a.
The Seward Street Methodlat Rplacopat church gave
a reception to Its peetor, Rer. C. W. Bavtdge. whicti
waa attended by many of hla old frlenda during hla
previous years with tea Ftrat Methodlat Kpla:opal
church.
Mr. Thomas R. MrOiUougb and Mlaa Maggie Rid-
dell ware married by Rev. Mr. Wtlllamaoa at the
realdenc of Mr. and Mra. Pred Bngle, U North Six
teenth atreot. Tha groom la tha efficient ticket aellct
at tha Council Muffa tranafer, and tha brtde la a aUter
or Mra. tngla. They will make thtlr home aurots
the river.
Alfred Adam for the Peat few moutha a elcm-it.
rather In the I'lilon Pacific luw department, returned
to nia noma in ltbaca, N. v.
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Money in the Middle We it.
The answer of the reserve banks of the
laddie, went to Secretary McAdoo s offer to
place government money with them for the mov
ing of the crops, la a fair Indication of the gen
ersl conditions in this part of the country. The
n.snaRers of the reserve banks replied to the
secretary of the treasury that plenty of money Is
on hand In this region for all purposes. Busi
ness generally is good, and the farmers are so
comfortable In their situation that they may
sell this season's crop at their leisure. Forced
marketing Is no longer in vogue In the great
western empire. A steady, regulated movement
of fTops to market has succeeded the old-time
rush, and Is bringing Its reward In shape of bet
ter returns to the producer. Harvest time always
ri fords a new Impulse for business, though, and
Just now all lines are feeling the impetus given
by the assurance of another record breaking
yield. The backing of the United States treas
ury is a good thing to have, but the west does
rot require it.
What'i the Constitution Between Friends ?
What's the constitution between friends any
way? The democratic guardians of this sacred
srk of the covenant down at the state house
have each taken a solemn oath to obey and en
force the constitution of Nebraska, but are now
adays busy finding ways to violate it. One sec
tion of the constitution says expressly:
No money ehnll be drawn from the treaaury ax
ce.pt In pursuance to a specific appropriation made
by law.
But when the state treasurer refused to
honor warrants drawn In favor of the fire war
den for moneys which the legislature had failed
to appropriate, the attorney general advised that
the requisitions be nonetheless honored because
the fire warden's office collected fees In suffi
ciency to rover the amount. To overcome the
persistency of the treasurer's refusal, leave was
finally asked of the supreme ourt to file an
application for a writ of mandamus, whereupon
the treasurer suddenly discovers that the ap
propriation of firo warden's fees mado by the
proceding legislature of 1913 Is available up to
Ft pt ember 1 last. Presto, change! The treas
urer reconsiders his refrsal, the attorney gen
eral withdraws his nai usiui petition, and the
tug-of-wsr Is temporarily postponed.
But another section of the state constitution
reads:
Kach lestnlnturc nhall make appropriation for the
expenses of the sovernment until the aspiration of
tho flrat fiscal quarter after the adjournment of the
next reaulnr aeaalon, and all appropriations ahall end
with such flHCal quarter.
It usually has been assumed that the appro
priations of each legislature lapsed not later
than July of each biennial year. The purpose
Is to prevent continuing appropriations and
make each administration stand financially on
Its own bottom. If this provision of the consti
tution, therefore, means anything, it is hard to
sre how the appropriation referred to remains
available to the first of September without laps
ing, except by stretching the plain letter of the
law.
Incidence and Coincidence.
A somewhat remarkable Illustration of the
working of the law of probabilities comes from
Washington Just now. The fortuitous presence
tt the nation's capital at the same time of the
Little Olant and the former secretary of state
riade it possible for them to call together on the
attorney general, on whose recommendation
primarily rests the filling of a vacancy on the
federal bench. It is not to be thought that this
meeting and call was prearranged; far be It
from such. It Just happened that Mr. Thomp
son had some business at Washington in connec
tion with an Irrigation project that could be put
off no longer; Mr. Bryan remembered that
something be had overlooked till then required
his attention at the capital, and, most remark
able of all, Mr. Gregory had Just ended his little
vacation trip. Altogether, it seems a wonderful
working out of the proposition that everything
it ill happen that ought to, but it isn't very en
couraging to other aspirants for the ermine,
when they reflect on what occurred when
I'rother-ln-Law Tommy Allen shied his hat into
the ring.
Word from Stefantton.
Out of the icy vastnesa of the north polar
region comes a message that will make the
world -turn from the war for a moment, while
it gives Its tribute of regard to the personality
of a rugged man. Tbe word is from Vllhjalmur
Stefansson, and announces his safety and that
of his two companions, who were last seen by
the party under his leadership, drifting to the
north on an ice floe that had been broken away
from the main body by an arctle gale. When
Stefansson last came back to civilization from
the north, he brought with him the story of a
race of blonde Esquimaux, and for months the
sctentlflo world was agog over this and other
discoveries he had made. What additional In
formation he will have of his adventures and in
cstIgatlon since he drifted from sight of land
in March of last year may not even now be con
jectured, but It is some gratification to know
that this hardy explorer has conquered the ad
versities of that forbidding land, and may yet
come back to astonish us with further informa
tion, curious If not useful, of men and beasts
under the very top of the world.
Because "St. Paul day" put tt over "Mln
neapolls day" at tbe state fair, the Minneapolis
Journal knocks on the whole system of so
called "special" days for different cities at such
public shows. It calls the awarding of days to
cities " silly custom" without any compensat
ing benefit. We fear, however, Minneapolis
wculd not have discovered how "silly" It all is,
had "Minneapolis dsy" only scored bigger than
St. Paul day."
It took thirty days to raise the Sunday cam
paign expense money in Paterson. and twenty
tlx days to raise it in Des Moines, where, how
ever, the budget was much smaller than in
tlther Paterson or Omaha. The impression
given out thot In this respect Omaha is proving
a "tight-wad" Is entirely unwarranted.
The -attentions paid by foreigners to Miss
Columbia sre too precipitate to command
cousinly favor. The danger of kidnaping, how
eter, is remote. Tbe great American heiress is
sufficiently experienced to wink tbe other eye
and whisper: "Gentlemen, this Is too sudden."
Now for the New Dances
Irew Tork Times
UNTIL, the other dey many prraons In New York
and other eaatam rttica were thought to be pretty
well pooled on the lateat dance etepa. This
created a certain amount of amateur competition tor
the dancing master. The dancing maatera of the
Second district, which Includes a number of eaatern
states, have Juat developed a plan of campaign, how
ever, which they calculate would put the teaching of
the very lateet steps under their control for a few
montha. and at the end of that period they will meet
again to create mora new faahlona In dancing. This
step waa taken In an effort to outflank what many
of them have termed their greateat enemy, tha New
Tork cabaret, which, they Bay. waa creating new
dance atepa faater than the dancing maatera them
aelvea could learn them.
The flanking movement waa decided upon at a
meeting of tha Second dlatrlct maatera held In Dur-
yea's Dancing academy following the Congresa of
American Dancing Maatera held last week In this city
Aa a consequence New York has now at least ten
new dancea to learn. All were demonstrated by Oscar
Duryea, and after looking on awhile the gathered
male and female dancing maatera from thla and other
cltiea, the former In ahlrtaleevea and the latter look
ing aa wilted from the heat aa ever did suffering dance
ptipila In any of their arhools, took teaaona in tha new
atepa until they felt that they were letter per foot
perfect.
The nil mra of the new dances aa made public In
clude tha perlcon, the globe trot, the national fox tro.
the exposition waits, the march mllltalre and the
eyncopated waltz. The other four new dancea are
thoae "standardised" by the Dancing Masters' con
gress. The perlcon. It la explained. Is intended prin
cipally for exhibition purposes The globe trot la a
rollicking, barn-dancy eort of thing Intended for the
youngest of the younger generation. The march mlll
talre Is a product of the dance psychology produced
by tha war. The others sre new forms of old dances.
According to Robert C. Campbell, an Albany dance
teacher, who presided, the tendency of dancers la to
return to some of the graceful features of the waits,
and the aim of the dancing maatera Is to invent new
and graceful steps to take the place of eome of the
horrora" that the cabaret haa produced.
"We want to purge present day dancing," ha aald.
"Variations of the old waits stepa have been Intro
duced In a number of the new dancea that are being
brought out. Last year was a comparatively poor
year for the dancing Instructor despite the number of
dancing schools that aprang up everywhere, for the
war depression seemed to take people's minds from
the art, but wa expect a boom in dancing thla seaaon.
It can ba sensed already, and coupled with It will be
a return to common-sense ideas In dancing. The hesi
tation steps will not be so popular thla year aa they
have been; the eyncopated waits will continue
popular."
How Doth the Busy JDeer
O onset ed by the Maw Tork World.
Wkr tha Mule's Ear Was Sore.
C. K. Kdgecroaa of Hastings Centre, Oawego,
county. New York, recently took one of hla mulea
from tha paature where It had been for aeveral weeks
and while hitching it up noticed aeveral beea flying
around the animal's head. Fearing that their pres
ence would bring an attack of nervea to the mule ho
shooed them off, but they promptly returned and dis
appeared In tha animal's right ear.
Mr. Edgecroae Investigated and aaya he found the
beea had awarmed In the lower part of the ear and
had deposited a considerable amount of honey In a
comb. Tha swarm was dislodged, the honey cleaned
out and It was found that the Interior of the ear was
inflamed from stings. Mr. Ddgecrosa loat a hive of
beea a faw weeks ago.
' Beea Fogat Off With Water.
Wlldam Pcherm, a farmer, ta In the Beaver (Pa.)
hospital In a critical condition from a thousand bee
stings. Bcherm climbed a tree and started to aaw
off a limb on which tha beea had awarmed.
Tha limb broke unexpectedly and the bees attacked
Scherm, literally covering his head. Bcherm loat
conaclouaneaa from pain and fell to the ground, break
ing three ribs.
Reacuers tried to reaCh tha Injured man, but were
driven back by the beea. Finally, with a hoae, tha
beea were fought off.
Veiled Copper Haata Beea.
Wearing ear muffs, a veil and long gloves. Police
man William Slmma, on a motorcycle, haa been cruis
ing about Waston In a vain hunt for a beehive full of
beea and the maa whe stole it frorr tha estate of Philip
Co burn In Wellesley street.
The authorities of all tha surrounding Massachu
setts towns. In reeponae to urgent pleaa from Weston,
are alao on tha watch, but up to a late hour Tuesday
night neither the beea nor tha burglar had been traced.
Twice Told Tales
Tas Maeh ia Tee Meet.
Mary Jane'a master Is a slightly eccentric bachelor
He has one moat Irritating habit. Inatead of telling
her what ha wants done by word of mouth he leaves
on hla desk, or on the kitchen table, or anywhere
rlae where aha la likely to see It, a note curtly direct
ing her to "Dust the dining room," or "Turn out my
cupboard," and so on.
The other day ha bought soma note paper, with
tha uaual dle-aunk addreaa Imprinted upon it, from
the atatloner, and ordered It to ba sent home.
Mary Jane took It In, and tho flrat thing that
caught her eye was a note attached to tha package.
She read It open-eyed.
"Well," aha aald. "ha'a asked roe to do a few
things In hla blesaed note, but this Is the limit. 1
won't stand It no longer."
For the note read:
"Die inside thla package. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
SIISTwt sCsreettew.
The lady who sat In tho phyalctan's consulting
room was certainly stout. Her reaeon for aeelng him
waa that ha might preacribe soma course of treatment
which would reduce her too solid flesh, and after
aome consideration tha doctor Grew up a dietary for
her, ordering her strictly to follow it and report to
him In a month. At tha end of that time ahe came
back looking stouter than ever. Tha physician wat
aghast.
"Are you quite sure you ate what I ordered?" ha
aaked.
"Oarythlng," answered the patient,
tits brow wrinkled In perplexity. "And noth
ing else?"
"Nothing whatever, doctor, except, of course, my
regular meals. ".-Chicago Herald.
People and Events
Ufa la bound to brighten up In China. Ftfty-alx
automatic pianos, each with twenty-five rolls of the
kind of music played on Broadway, are on the way
from Now Tork to China. Tha Inatruments are the
Chinees commission's contribution to the gayely of
tha baby republic.
An enterprising farmer near Wilmington, Del., pro
poses to turn his tO-acre farm Into a paature exclu
sively for goats, uaa the milk to make Swtaa cheese
and Import Swiss milkmaids to do the work In old
country atyla. Tha enterprise will be a helpful tip for
theae whose goats are lost.
I'p on tha coast of Maine where the surf careaaea
the recks Viae Victoria C. Uaglcr of New Tork. a col
lege profeaeor, waa toased about by a rude pounding
sea and at ripped of her bathing suit. Two daring
flahermea, with eyelids cloaed. daahed In and brought
Victoria to dry land and clothea
A proferaor la Mlesouri'a university comes to tha
defeoae of the toothbrush. So long as the Implement
la operated by the owner only, the professor aaya.
there la no danger, becauee the germs. If any. are
home grown and used to tha surroundings. When
foreign genua are introduced then trouble begina.
ELS
Preparedness.
OMAHA, Kept. 17. To the Editor of Thj
Hee: It sa a pleasure to read your
editorial of jesterdsy, entitled, "Settlnrf
Nebraska Right." in It you say, "Ne
trarka will support a sane and aenslble
rr4aredneaa policy one that provides
for adequate military and naval equip
ment." tc.
There Is no doubt that your editorial
will meet with a favorable opinion
throughout the state. Expieaslons of
popular aentiment coming to me from
frlenda Ir various parts of our state, con
vince me that Nehraskans stand for a
policy of adequate naval defense.
During my absence on summer vaca
tion, some of my friends took It upon
themselves to elect me to the office of
president of the Nebraska section of the
Navy league of the United Ptatea. and
upon my return, they urged me to ac
cept the office. This I have done be
cause of the conviction held that t.'ncle
Sam must maintain a strong navy for
national defense, and to promote our
commerce throughout the world. My
convictions along this line have boeii
more than confirmed by the utterances
of aome of the best men of the nation,
and the Navy League of the United
States haa Issued a number of pamphlets
on the aubject. which throw a strong
light upon the nation s condition of un
preparednesa. These I have refill carn
fully, and wish, with your permlselon. to
commend tnem to the attention of all
thoughtful Nebraakana who wlah to re
ceive full Information on the subject The
league hna rrovlded be with a supply,
and 1 will mall copies to any ona who
may request them of me.
ARTHUR C. SMITH.
President Nebraska Section.
Nebraska 'a Total Vote.
PHXJER. Neb.. Sept 17.-To the Editor
of the Pee: To settle an argument
please answer In The Bee ho-w many
votes were cast In Nebraska at the laic
presidential election and what was the
largest vote ever polled In tha state.
- W. C. MONTGOMERY.
Note: Total number of votes In Ne
braska in W12. waa 268,124.
nack to the Dark Asea.
NORTH PLATTE. Sept 17.-To the
Editor of The Bee: I have been a sub
scriber to The Bee for the last year and
I am always Intensely Interested In the
column headed "The Bee's Letter Box."
Of late, however, there have appeared
a number of articles from one Luclen
Stebblns. and from hla attacka on the
Christian religion a right thinking man
Is forced to believe him a product of the
"dark agea."
I say. If this religion Is so obnoxious
to Mr. Stebblns, perhaps the civilised
world would not miss him greatly should
he betake himself to some pagan country
where the religion would better fit hla
ideas.
The church of Jeaua Chrlat is tha most
broadening and rathollo organisation
among men, since Its vision Is to the
ends of the world whither the gospel Is
being carried and aince its cltisenshlp is
in heaven as well aa In the earth.
I earnestly request that Mr. Stebblns
not mrtke us blush with shame again by
such unmanly utterances. I live In the
same town. CHARLES O. TROY.
A naUnr. Wa l.ui
HEADQUARTERS. Neb.. Sept. 17 -To '
the Editor of The Beei Ia a man who
belongs to the United Statea navy a aol- i
dlerT A. C. THOMPSON.
Note: No. He's a sailor or a marine
or a naval officer.
Boost and Don't Knock. I
WISNER. Neb., Sept. 17.-To the Editor :
of The Bee: Aa a Methodist church-goer
myself and my family. I with to put '
thla up especially to John W. Henderson
"Judge not. leas VOtI hat lllrltrssrl In
erence to "Billy" Sunday, as a traveling
blasphemer. Do you think Ood on his
throne would have allowed Mr. Sunday to
have lived tMs long If he were thatT I
don't think so.
I have never heard Mr. Sundav. but I
fully believe he la doing a great work.
An uncle, the Rev. Fletcher Homan. now
Methodist minister of First church of
Brie. Pa., but formerly president of the
Methodist Willamette university st
Salem. Ore., said he had had pave
doubta until he heard him himself and
had met him face to face; then he
atated. although he did not care to use
his methoda in preaching, yet he (Mr
Sunday) reached people the ministers
would never reach In the churchee.
If we can not be knat t.,-.
" ' - UUII i
be knockera
If we can not say a good word, let s
keep silent about thla campaign.
MRS. IVAR C. JENSEN.
P. 8. Aa to the party writing the
"Socialism's Dissent." he must be poor
financially or he would not be a social
ist. We are, but we are not a socialist.
I consider them quitters, for aa a usual
rule they sit on dry goods boxes howling
about the government. Of course, there
are a few exceptions, but they are few.
rears aad Polities.
OMAHA.. Sept. 17.-To the Editor of
The Bee: According to your paper the
Lutheran church refuses to Join other
denominations In an appeal for peace to
the governments of Europe on the ground
that It ia a political move. The report
aaya It la not the policy of tha Lutheran
church to participate In politlca or to
take action looking toward the Influenc
ing of governments. I can see nothing
political about any church trying to bring
about peace. The Lutheran church In
America haa been trying to Influence tha
government to place an embargo on arma
and ammunition to tha alllea. At nearly
every church council or meeting through
out the United States they have aent pro
teata to President Wilson In regard to
this. Which Is tnore of a political move?
B. P.
Jaat Jealoaay Bera of the Devil.
OMAHA, Kept. I7.-To tha Editor of
Tha Bee: Since the Christiana of tho
city are all too busy working for Ood
and enjoying tha feast of their Uvea to
pay any attention to what tha alnners
are saying against thla religious move
ment I win venture a word. If thla '
"bunch" would only uaa their energy j
against me vtoes of our land as strongly
as they are using that energy against
one who Is out tooth and nail for the
Bible, they might accomplish something.
If Mr. Sunday delivered a speech with
out hitting tha vices you'd never hear a
word out of theae knocaera. Hit a cur
and ha always yelps. A man doesn't aet
up a howt. Tve paid mora to churches
and preachers than I will give to "Billy
Sunday. I won't have to. because "Billy"
Sunday la reaching out and getting every,
body Interested. Moat preachers have no
interest In you unleaa you belong to their
cnurcn or nave the money. In lh
churches the expenses all fail on a few,
and that's why wa each pay mure to
preachers thsn any of us do to "Billy"
Sunday. He gets only a little from each.
Too many preachera have such a cold,
formal way of shaking hands that they
repel people from the church.
Any belief Is all right for some people.
There's a bunch that's always alck or
always Imagine they are Insulted. Such
a bunch needs Christian Scletve, because
It's the only science on earth that can
find anything the matter with them, and
It flnrta It and sends them on their way
rejoicing.
In any reform It Is a fact that Just as
quick as one fellow forges ahead ef tha
rest and accomplishes things extraordi
nary, then half the "bunch Jumps onto
him and they would kill him If they
could. It la all Jealousy born of the devil
and nothing else. The "likes of you"
cannot hurt "Hilly" Sunday, and It only
does people good to know he hit you.
M RS. A. F. W.
Addreaa Wonted.
Will the party who alaned a communi
cation to The Bee "U. B. Janes'' kindly
send address.
SUKNY GEMS.
Mrs. Peck I suppose If we should have
wnr you'd remain at borne like a coward.
l'eck No one who knows you. my love,
would call me a reward if I remained at
your side. Boston Transcript.
"Why was Oladya making Inquiries as
to which of the young men she waa go
ing to meet owned automobik-a?"
' I suppose phe Indorses this new sci
ence of preparedness. "Baltimore Ameri
can. "There Is one thing you cannot deny
that ia crooked about the medical pro-fea-ion."
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plished musician."
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a one-step her friends want to dance."
Detroit Free Press.
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"1 ahould say so," asreed the second.
"There ain't been anybody hit by an
ambulance in a week or more." Buffalo
Express
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Mr. Huetup But you're not an asset.
You're a running expense Judge.
Eminent South Boston Judge And th
court hereby adjudges that you be flneu
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