THK BhT: OMAHA, IHIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, VJlo. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED. BT EDWAu' ROSEWATKR. VICTOR R08EWATKlv, CDITOR. Ft mail per year. t 4.0 no 4.00 ion Tha Bm Publishing; Compsny. Proprietor. BFB BUILDING. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omik portoffice se rcond-c"S matter". TERMS Or SjUBSOFIPTION. Br carrier per month. jjnr e4 imSr... , sc.... Pally without Sunday....'..... eo.... Fevering snd Sunday Fvenlng without Sunday Ko.... ftiinrfaw A nnl . IM.... end notice of change of address or complaints of Krgularity la delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation nertotent. . RKMITTANCB. Hemtt by draft, eipresa or postal order Only two root stsmps race I van In payment of small ac counts. Personal cheeks, except on Omaha and eastern sjahanga, not sooopted. omca Omaha The Oh Building South Omaha SiJ N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Mala street, l.inooln m Little Building. ChlcagoSOl Hearst Building. Maw Tork Room 1108. VH fifth svenue. Ht. IjCwiIs-f New Bank of Commerce, Wsshlrigton 7 Fourteenth BU. N. W. dRRE8PONDKNCB. Ifldrc M oomrm mirations rlatlnjr to news an1 edU (oriel mattsr to Omaha baa, Editorial Iprtmaat, AUGUST CIRCtLATlOJI. 53,993 But of Nebraska, County of Douglas, sa: l la-ht Williams, circulation manaa-er of Tha Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, aaya that the average circulation for tlia tnonin oi auimi, una. aa W.m. tVwiQIIT W1LLIA'. rtrrulatlon Manager. Subscribed In my . nee and sworn to before a, thla M day of Hev . ur.er lfl. RUBEU t' HUNTLH. Notary PubUo. , Subscribers leaving tbo city temporarily should have The lie mailed to them. Ad dress will bo rhajigvxl aa often aa requested. Packers and the Ptite Court. The decision In the rase of the American rr.cat cargoes held by the British admiralty court ainc November last I" hardly uneipected In Its term. Moat of the cargoes hare been declared contraband and subject to confiscation, whili! aome have ben released, the right to appeal from the decision of the prlie court being granted In both. As had long been anticipated, the decision ordering the confiscation of certain cargoes turns on the fact that the goods were consigned to Danish ports, far in excess of the normal importations or requirements of that country. This, It was charged, seta up a strong lresumptlon that the ultimate destination was further on, and that eventually the meats and other supplies Involved might fall Into enemy hands. Sir Samuel T. Evans, president of the jrUe court, says this presumption la not taken as conclusive proof of the enemy destination of the goods, but It Is relied upon as sufficient to warrant the confiscation. Thla practice of the British finds precedent In the history of the I'nited States, thla country, when a belligerent? having taken exactly the same atand that Is now held by the British government. The point yet to be determined Is the right of the United Slates to traffic freely with, neutrals, regardless of Its trade with either of the belligerents. Can we at 11 to Dutch or Scandinavian buyers all they wish to buy, or must we limit them to what one of the warring countries thinks they ought to have? State Campaign Agftin.it Firetraps, Commissioner Rldgell has announced his purpose to proeeea as rar aa ne may io m Nebraska fireproof. His first move will be against antiquated bnlldlnga, reminders of pio neer days, when little thought was given to per manency, but which have held together far bet ter than their builders knew or cared, and linger s menaces to present-day prosperity. It may be said with truth that this course Is In Interest of insurance companies, but It Is also In the In terest of the ' property owners. Precaution srjalnst fir loss Is always In order, and nq amount of Indemnity paid by Insurance com-. punles can over restore wealth destroyed by fire. American people are rightly Indicted as the most careless of any In this' matter. The annual waste of wealth due to fire loss In this country mounts Into the hundreds of millions, and la the. more am ait rig when It Is recalled that most of the destruction Is occasioned by fires that might t-aslly be prevented. A little effort In keeping nramliM itin tn lftnbln- attar pnmbuatlhlo In substance. If not In so many words. Pre- . ... .. .. ., mt ttmM , ... ... . ., .Jill.. I -m " - mler Asqulth affirms tnai ungiana th6 TftmoTtl nptlr of worn-out buildings will ostaanber IT 1 Thought for thm Day Soocted by A. M. Rt Til always morning omvhr, awl ahovt Th4 aJtn(ng continent, from hort to thor tsomtvhtr the birdt art $infin tvtrrMr. Henry Trralitrorl& Longttllow. Any make of m acblpe can take the sawdust trail without change of gear. Tha neutrality of money Is only equalled by iU teal for a high-Interest bearing Job. through.' Lata reports from the Bait Creek sector of tha firing 11m Indicate a shortage of ammunition for tha typewriter batteries. . bring security against fire. All our cttltens are concerned tn this snd should readily give all reasonable assistance to secure as far as possible the safety of property. It U autlonabl whether Elgin coold fix a market price for butter la this section were not butter makers willing to let Elgin oo u. There are mora ways than one to skin a cat. Also more ways than on for a etata house dem ocrat to peel off part of tha premium money on hit official bond. . . v ' Tha Umit is suspended for King Corn'a spurt on tha home stretch. No other Joyrida of tha year will command the applause wblck awaits the king's nappy unisn. Messenger Archibald claims he did not know the package was loaded. Luckily tha discovery turned an Innocent "war correspondent" from dangers beyond bis grasp. Those who think tha war has proauoea a sufficient variety of horrors for all taates should reserve a few shudders for what Is coming when the Balkan states break Into the row. a Still, It U hard to aee why tha out-of-town rttendanta on the Sunday revival should not be permitted to belp pay tha expenaea of tha cam paign It they are willing and want to. A belief approaching conviction obtains In Ohio that all plans for national preparedness are futile unless an Ohio man Is sent to the White House. Modesty Is not a Buckeye asset. This much may be said for that Ak-Sar-Ben wooden horse disporting hlmseir from our Welcome" arch in front of the city hall, that he Is no more Incongruous there than the arch itself. Our amiable democratic contemporary Is dumb as an oyster on the treasurer's bond scan dal exploded by the governor. .Both the gov ernor and the state treasurer are democrats. Put try to imagine, If you can, the terrific out cry that would have been raised by the hyphen ated had one or both of these officials been re publicans. For plain spoken words, cheerless truths and fearleaa enunciation, David Lloyd Oeorge toes far beyond any English statesman in active pub lic life. Arousing England to the magnitude of the task ahead and tha sacrifices to be made, seems to be a huge task, but Count Zeppelin's bomb-throwing airships contribute much, to tha elflcacy of Lloyd Oeorge's thunderlngs. Side Swipes at Sunday I m i ii i ii hi aim . a i mm lxx-al horaa lovers ara reaching tha enthualaatla pitch ovar a forthcoming race batwaan Joa Da via and Phyllta, scheduled, to take plaoo at the fair (round Saturday, and conaldarabla money Is being poated oo tha result Borne of tha wagers are on the time beat- log 2:U. C E. Howell returned from Weeping Water, where he has been uiaking work for the hyiueoomatar. Rev. and Mr. Wlllard Scott are back from Tke flniietonka. - . . . EL Q. RDey of the firm of Hum A Riley left for Baltimore to attend the eoverign grand lodge of tha Independent Order of Odd Keltowe. E. Ji. Allen, aeidur member of the firm of Alhsn Bros., was married to Mlaa Bertha Iev1ne at North Bend. O. The will apend tbo remainder of tha month traveling tn tlto eaat, and then return to Oinaha. Mr. sod ra. Loulo Bradford have gone to vtalt frieoda la favenport. Patrick I'm gas of I nd laua fame, waa In tho city, aooompauled by hla brother, John J, Eagan of Dublin. A. O. McAualand. a resident of Omaha back la the 'ue, now rij nung. Coil's Ptreann iiwoufactory. la lu the city, f Solely a Commercial Transaction. Washington views the Wall street negotia tions for a foreign loan of considerable magni tude as a commercial transaction, which It is. It la difficult, If not Impossible, to distinguish between the sale of money or credit and the sals of other commodities In a market that Is open to the world. Two Interesting phases of the pend ing transaction sold the attention of tha public Just at present. One Is the effort to make the loan without special security, which the borrow ers feel Justified In demanding. The other ia the partisan division between the bankers. Tha first condition may be easily adjusted, for the loan will finally be made on market terms, and i-lthout especial favor. The second offers no more of difficulty, finally, for it is more ap parent than real. Our bankers want the flota tion commission and are guided by profits and not sentiment. The Germans are quite as wel come to borrow money In this country as are the Allies. In both finance and ' commerce the United States Is strictly neutral. Ordered Out of Mexico Again. The pacification of Mexico proceeds apace, and American interests down there are being guarded with the most solicitous of "watchful waiting." Secretary Lansing has Just issued another of the series of notices, "advising" Americans to leave northern Mexico, this time Including the consuls, for, he points out, when all the American clttsens have left the consuls. will have nothing to do, and might as well coma away, too. This warning Thas been many times repeated, and as often Ignored by Americans who do not feel like abandoning all their prop erty interests in Mexico. At present the pretext is that Obregon ia making a drive Into the terri tory controlled by Villa, and It is highly desira ble to have all our home folks out of the xone of hostilities. To the notice Villas agent at Washington enters a warm protest, for he see in it the shadow of an event that bodes ill for Ms chieftain. The rumor persists at Washing ton that Prealdent Wilson Is about to recognise First Chief" Carranxa as the actual head of Mexican affaire, and to back htm against other claimants. We have witnessed so many strange turns In the president's Mexican policy that this action would not cause great surprise, however much it might vary front popular expectation. What of thg "Frame-Up" Lawyer! We hope a news item which tells of tha arrest of a well known Lincoln lawyer on charge of obtaining money under false pretenses will not wholly escape the notice of those for whom It may hold a wholesome lesson. Without desire to prejudge tha mum. The Bee may refer to the facta as disclosed by the confession of a 19-year-cld lad telling how, with the connivance and help of the lawyer and a third party, a "frame-up" was concocted by which he was to have an "accident" on the Burlington depot I'latforra, and with what success they shook down the railroad company for damages and divided the loot between them. It is not that there are black sheep in the legal profession that Is surprising, any more than that there are black sheep in other walks of life, but the question forces Itself araJa, What wifl the reputable and self-respecting law yers at the capital do to purge the bar of tha unprofessional practitioner? Will tha "frame-, up" lawyer at Lincoln get away with it aa have the "frame-up" lawyers la other places, or will the lawyers down there do their own houi cleaning? v Aurora Fun: Nehrankuns are to be served with 'Sunday" papers every day In the week for a while now, and they all promlne to he special editions. Syraettae Journal: Uncoln has the atate fair and Omaha has Blllv" Sunday. Mr Sunday eipects to snatch Mayor Dahlman by the hair of his head from the brands of the fltry furnace and make of Omaha a city of the purest white Grand Inland Independent: Kvanirellst Sunday. thrmiKh the Omaha prints, speaks very kindly of Mayor Dahlman One Involuntarily turns to the prop osition that the Omaha executive la an object of spe cial quect for that "sawdust trail" Probably this Is the first exchange of notea Wlsner Fteo Vrr : The Omaha newspapers have r-n filled with "Billy" Sunday "dope" thla week. to the exclusion of more Important matters. Just why pese after pare of newspapers are given to "sermons" filled with slang, slush and abuse, and which contain neither pathos, loslc, rhyme or reaeon. Is difficult for an observing thinker to determine. Rodomontade may be exrnsahle at political ward meetlnss where an appeal Is made to the iKnorant, vile and vulvar, hut to Inault an Intelligent people by publishing the stuff la another thing. The greatest religious teacher the world has ever known drew neoDla to him bv gentle maneera, soft words, and acts of loving kindness Beatrice Bx resa: "Billy" Sunday made a ten shot with the peopta of Omaha when he opened Ills meetings with a prayer for blessings upon the editors of tha three Omaha newspapers. And the Omahans showed thefr appreciation by making the record break ing contribution of ,3T toward the expenses of the evangelistic meetinga Clilbertson Banner: "Bllry" Sunday has had the Omaha sinners going the last week And before he Is through he will have some of the Pharisees of the town who poee as tho acme of piirtty, but who rent property for redllght buslnpas and saloons, on bra goapel hooks Notwithstanding Sunday Is character ised by aome people aa being blasphemous and sacrlllsloue his work causes the doers of evil to squirm and writhe, and brings many people to the foot of the cross Stromsburg News: Omaha Is Just now having the biggest show It has had for many a day, but while It will coat It a gooA many thousands of dollars It will not be as expensive aa Rlngllng Bros, circus land In stead of demoralising the youth of the city It will stiffen tho backbones of delinquent officers, awaken the consciences of dead church members, put 'the Bible In tho home, exalt righteousness and start thousands upon a course of living that will make them a bless ing to others Instead of a curse. A movement that will do that la worth while. Hastings Tribune: "Billy" Sunday prayed for the newspapers and the newspaper workers of Omaha ahead of all other things. e, but that Omaha news paper gang must be pretty tough. Franklin News: "Billy" Sunday Is now endeavor ing to knock the devil out of some of Omaha's sinful oltlsens. And believe ns. "Billy" has some lob on his hands. Beatrice E-press: Mayor Jim Dahlman and "Billy Sunday met at Omaha and a mutual admiration so ciety with a charter membership of two wss Instantly formed. 'Billy's all right." aaya Jim. "lie's a fine fellow. Straight as a die. Hasn't got a crooked hair In his bead," says Sunday, referring to Dahlman. The evangelist la working along the right track, and Omahans now have visions of tho mayor "hitting the sawdust trail." Twice Told Tales Too M aa P lae. A colored servant had been discharged by her mis tress because of various fallings, and a few dava afterward called with a request for a reoommendation. Her former employer, . with the best heart In the world, decided to assist her In obtaining a new situa tion and wrote a letter which dilated upon all the colored girl's good qualitlea and made no mention of her shortcomings. Dinah read the letter through with glowing eyes. her black face shining more with every word. Wheu she had finished she turned to the lady and said: "Laws, missus, but yo cert'ly did say dat 'nice. Now, missus, with er strong recommend like dat ter back me. don't yo' think yo could hire me fo' dat lob again?" Tho Housekeeper. Boalxteaa Before Seatl ieat. Apropos of a young girl's rich marriage, Mayor Rockwell said at a reception at Akron: "Our girls don't marry disadvantageous aa often aa our boys do. In the whirl of love the female doesn't seem to get as dlssy aa the male. "A pretty gtrl told me the other day that she was engaged to a very rich landowner. ' 'Well, well.' said I, 'and here we all thought you'd marry the eloquent young preacher who took you about so much last summer.' The girl smiled. "'Deeds speak louder than words,' sne said."' Cleveland Leader. Poor Father. Ernest P. Blcknell. the national director of the American Red Cross, was talking In New Tork about the splendid work that his organisation is doing In Belgium. "We are supplying the Belgians." he said, "with $12,600,000 worth of food a month. We are alao sup plying food to the Inhabitants of Poland, whom Ger many has taken over. "We have a good deal to do, eh? We are like the father who said: " 'At last, at last. I've got my five daughters off my hands. Now to put my ftvo sons-in-law oa their feet." "New Tot Tribune. lr aiming) I ,...,. .... , a i. m M . OOAl,ALI,A. Neb, Sept. lt.-Tj the Kriltor of The Bee: Here Is holing they make the bir 1ji. Let ; M .1 $l.j.uoa,uui, the ntuis ue v. : a dollar will cross the wa.er, ail wl.l be spent in this coui.ny, for supplies of every description, t-crytiiing will hum as never before. Tho farmer, the ar tisan, the laborer, ail will receive a bene fit. The war la coming now to a questl n of finance, anyhow, and the sooner they am broke over there the soon. r the war will end. Kven now Kuaaia ia uore -ca lesa of men than of cannon, because guns cost money. EDWIN M. 8EARUE. A Traffic Officer'a Opinion. OMAHA. Sept, l.-To the Editor of The Bee: Having now heard from expert traffic authorities on the near sde .top of trolley cars and the aaeertl.n of E. F. Morlarty that the measure la the mott Idiotic and senseless passed la many years, and the claim that It benellU no one. I wish to make the following teply: While true that for a ehort time it created confusion and lnisuiiderstanulng among street car patrons aa to which side of the street passengers should wait for a car, that has now all eased away and It Is seldom that anyone waits on the wrong side for a car. Under the direction .of the traffic offi cers the congestion is mucn easier handled and with leas danger to everyone. It would be still easier to handle and aafer to everyone. If the police Judgi would fine a few .of the recklesa and areleas drivers dally arrested by th traffic officers. In nearly all of these cases, tha offenders are discharged. I am satisfied the new near aide atop means In handling traffic at least a CO per cent Improvement over the old far aide stop. It Is also safer for peaes- trlans and everyone concerned. TRAFFIC OFFICER. People and Events toniroversy ana personal squsbbies are bound to arise so long as the state house neglects to standardise the division of fidelity bond fees. Wlfey's failure to" read the Bible every day and pray betimes Droxe up a Tamiiy in neveiana ana sent them to the divorce court. The offending help meet explains la a croee-petitloo that she waa busy reading hubby's diary telling of love scenes with other women. Miss Amy Perkins, an English spinster. Is seeking to recover In the New Tork supreme court 13,000 which she gave to one Robert B. Clarke woe a. he promised to marry her and Install her In "a haven of rest, balmy air, fragrant flowers, beautiful lawns and shrubbery." An expensive tfn sejn and sad awakening "Every citlsen a traffic cop" Is the reform proposed In Los Angeles as a meana of aooldent protection The congestion of automobile traffic Is almoet bo yond police control. Loa Angeles people have the automobile fever ha acute fprra. due to the vast extent of fine roads thereabout Last year the atate tax records ahowed 47,000 machines In Loa Angeles county Frederick T. Davidson, a member of a New Tork hanking house, broke the record of returning travelers by falling to bring over a war story. Davidson was attached to the American ambulance corps In France and should ha a been loaded with news thrilla. But he wasn't "I wish I could give you a good story. he said to the reporters, "but the troth la I did not get near tbe war sone." Half a century ago War Governor Spr ague of Rhode I aland was a tlg figure In Now Bog-lead and the nation. 'He was when elected governor In 1M0. waa re-eleotea by a vote of 11. US out of a total of HJM votes, participated tn the first Bull Run. and was one of the atauncheat supporters of the war policies of Prealdent Lincoln. WTth Kate Chase a his bride and unlimited wealth the BpragueThouaehold became 4 renter of lavUh social ana political Ufa. The bubble ct war prosperity quickly burst, prolonged acanda'.a and separation followed, and the militant figure of war all but dropped out of sight and ended his days In the French capital, practically forgotten by the newer generation of American life. A Hot for "Billy." wt.vr.ia. a.. Sect. 14. To the Editor of The Boo: Wo would like to know where "Billy" rets his authority In holy writ for levying collections. Wo read of the Hnvinua arlvtn loaves and fishes, but not once does the Master suggest such a thing aa remuneration In connection with the nmxl nf the true aooDel. Even St. Paul did tentmaklng when straitened with the burdena of neeeaalty. The gifts give a the great apostle were for tho poverty stricken In Jerusalem. Evidently tne near, est approach to collections In the New t waa found In the baa Which Jesus carried. In this gifts were bestowed principally by heart-followers wno aeeirea to minister of their substanoe. Tha 1mA navaa- did somersaults and gymnastics nor made a fool of Himself to please the people or gain applause. He exercised the spirit of a sound mind in stead to -counteract the Insanity of the whitewashed hypocrltea. His speech waa sharper than any two-edged sword, hence lh. miina ajralnat TTIm bv the blind guides. Mr. Editor, let us arise to Bl Uv eal breadth and sanity. JOSEPH ORJSIO. Sunday's Dramatic Work. LINCOLN, Neb., Sept. 16. To the Editor of The Bee: History repeats lt self, and In every hlatorioal atage of civilisation we are able to trace two act ors, vis, the theatrical or religious actor tmd the political one. Permit mo to gwe you a few extracts from the history of the Bohemian drama which I have writ ten not long ago, and then you will Judge for yourself that "Buiy' Sunday Is a type of the actors of the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries. The drama containing a spiritual theme which spread over Western Europe took Ita first step tn tho churches, then In the public squares. Finally the clergy pro hibited playing in the churches. Between the acts there were introludes; sometimes one person would appear and .begin to crack Jokes, sing songs, etc. In order to entertain the public. The Jokes were mostly rough ones. The plays also pre sented serious charges against the gen eral life of the people. Tbs moat enjoy able part to tho pubUo was the attacks on women and the unmannerly acta of the peasants. Later the moral of the school drama. no matter In what form. It was naturally a weapon of religion. These dramas caused the reformation of Europe. Protestantism spread all over, even among the Jesuits. No doubt that "Billy" Sunday knows all about this and he la svpplylng his base ball dope to the sermons. His sermons aro taken from the great evangelist Lammannaia. a Frenchman. He never used rough language as "Billy' Sunday does. "Buiy" Is copying his sermons from Launir lannais. But "Billy" throwa tn bad slang which la a dMgraoe to twentieth century civilisation. His ser mons are not for Intellectual people. If "Billy" Sunday would attempt to pull off tTie aame stunts In France or England I assure you he would not get away with It. 1 am sorry to see that tho American peo ple are humbugged all the time. FELIX NEWTON. "Hell" J est aa IlaJlaelnatloa. FREMONT, Neb., Sept. lb. To the Editor of The Bee: Ood la love. It ia more than thirty years since I became aware of the fact that Brother Sunday's hell doctrine was of the old enemy's doing, and bad no place In the scrip tures. One would think that a man of ordinary Intelligence reading- the writ ings and preachings of Paul and his aids, would discover his error snd cut It out. I have Just finished reading the Book of .Acts with the desire of refreshing my memory oa what Paul has to aay on this hell subject, and find this word appears twice In the twenty-eight chap ters. In neither of thaee places do we find Paul or any one of his associates, threatening any part of that community with that terrible unthinkable doom. The word "hell" Is an old English word, and its true meaning Is to cover up as we would say "heedlng-tn." they had It "helltng-in." Honest translators render It "crave," the unconscious place of the dead. The book says plainly that In the grave, the dead knows not any thing. It Is not possible for mortal man to mors directly Insult the Ood of Heaven than by preaching an eternal place of punishment for even one of hla creaturea. In the Book of Acts, where the word "heir appears, see what tha devil was able to do with an unprin cipled translator; we find he has Jesus tn hell. This text alone should be enough to eoavinoe any honest, earnest student after truth that there Is a screw loose hare. Can't Mr. Sunday realise that la Paul's time this hU doctrine was not known or thought of. and that the Christians got along nicetr without It for a hang time after his day? Ood says that the wagaa of aln la death; Mr. Sunday aaya It Is stsrnlty In torment. Ood's proposition looks nest to me, for jthls calls for the return of earth's king, and the resurrec tion et the dead, and for the overthrow of the old enemy and the deatruuloa of sll his works. Dollars don't count; It Is tbe power of God love which means the ultimate salvation of the race that we want. P. H. WINTEJRSTEEN. - "aecesta prayer Mels, Too. OMHA, Sept. 11-To the Editor of The Bee: I believe that we have reached a point In this meeting now being held In the tabernacle where a large prayer meet ing of believing Christians should be held each night In one of the down town churches. If 1,000 or 2.W Christians should go to one or more of these churches In the central pert of the city. It would leave room for that many sinners who sre clamoring to hear Mr. Sundsy. I ara deeply Impressed that we need to go to our knees in praver. Shall we act In this matter? CHARLES W. SAVIDOEi . Pastor People's Church. State (herrh e Woaaan Saffre. OMAHA, Sept. 16. To the Editor of The nee: The United States needs a state church. The United States needs aboli tion of woman suffrage. When those two things sre put In order this country does not need anyone like "Billy" Sunday to excite the people's minds through en thusiasm, which does not bring Christianity- HANS P. PETERSEN. Fa mere and Farmer' Conareasea. NORTH PLATTE. Neb., Sept. l.-To the Editor of The Bee: According to the published notice aome self-assumed pub lic function dignitary has called a con gress of farmers to meet In Omaha Sep tember 28-29. Governor Morehead has Issued Invitation to S30 Nebraska farmers to attend. The governor assures them an elaborate program has been prepared, and dignitaries of several states, gover nors, professors snd other hot-air demon strators. Including Nebraska congress men and others that don't know a thing about farming, will a1 drees them. But Governor Morehead never mentioned "Billy" Bryan once, and not a word about the grape Juice Industry. Neither did Governor Morehead make any arrange ments for the 800 farmers hs Invited to speak once. Has President Wilson by his arbitrary dictation over congress for tha last tw ears set the paoe for the iamocratle party? Has the democratic party passed to a dictatorship? The democrats helped to put Joe Cannon out of the speakership because he waa a "dictator." And what has the democratic party done In the last four years since they ousted Jos Cannon? It have out-dictated Cannon. Sure, the farmers of this country need a congress. But they want a congress of farmers. Turn the parasites and graft ers now In congress out for a rest and have a congress for farmers themselves. "The Interests of farmers are of baslo importance." Sore! Dismiss the hot-air demonstrators, and let the farmers look after their own Interests. There Is to be a farmers' congress held la Chloago Oc tober 28-24-26 to consider "farmers" co operation and rural credits," also at the same time a national meeting of the Peo ple's Money league on currency and fi nance. Whatever the conference called on co-operation and rural credits may be the People's Money league will be "of the people, by - the people and for the people." The farmers of this country should arouse themselves from the bondage that "apodal privileges" have placed upon them before it Is eternally too late. LUCIBN STBBBIN8. MERRY JABS. "I don't know what to name my new hunting hore." "Why don't voti call hlrn Beneitlver "Why Sensitive?" "Becauee 1 notice he mo easily takes a fence." Baltimore American. "So vou think the world Is growing "l do." replied the cheery citlsen. "In spite of all these ware!' "Tea If human nature were not very gentle and obedient It would be Impos sible, to send so many men to war with out letting them know precisely whet ther were fighting about." Washington Star. I! m KABIBBLE IkaaM a! I KABARET X&R MlSTtRKABIB8LE, HOW UXi &KXJU AM EJJijWW last? SOON AS VDU fTEL 1CU blX &rmi "TIRED OF EACH OTHER. I&TH6 fROfPt TW TO jT MARRIED "What's the trouble about the pro gram T" "This prima donna Insists that her name he in lar r letters than that of the trained chlmpansee." i "Let her have It that way," directed the vaudeville manager. "The monk Is ' tntelllrent. but he hasn't arrived at the ( point where he Is going to kick shout the, way we print his name." Pittsburgh Post. "Tf everything has a use, what are Idiots for?" . "Why, if R wasn't for idiots there wouldn't be anybody to look for gsa leaks with a lighted candle or to rock boats." Detroit Free Press. Scornful Spoils It needn't make you so grumpy because you swallowed an ant ana spilt Jnm on your trom -n and mt on a bumblebee. Oood heavens, a pic nic's a plcnlo, you know: IJfe. "This Isn't the place, you stupid, to secure your accommodation on the steamer. This is the city health depart ment." "Well, oughtn't I be able to ret Infor mation here on the berth rate? ' Balti more American. THREE WOKEN. Helen V. Valkenbtirgh In Boston Trans cript. Bealde the highroad of life they sat. Three women there in the bright of day; And one was younc, and one was old, and one the middle way. "!ach studied the road with watchful eyes That greeted each passer with swift sur mise; "And whom sre ye waiting," the wind would cry, "Many, so many, have crossed ye by?" And the maiden waited for love she said. And the old one waited to greet her dead: But the other dreamed of a child who'd run. Down the broad highroad, ere the day was dona. For love, for life, snd for death, those three Were waiting, waiting so patiently. "Ah. a woman's life Is a waiting life," And the old one bowed her head, "I have waited love, I have waited child, and new I await my dead; For a woman's life Is a waiting rife, and a life made all of dreams. And but for the dreaming who may tell But waiting would bear the stamp of hell: For they tarry long It seems." Beside the highroad of life they sat, Three women there In the bright of day. And one was jrouna-, and one was old, and one of the middle way! r ... EVERYBODY f The Great Western Is First Into St. Paul and Minneapolis Through steel trains every morn ing and evening connecting Union Depots with popular through trains for the north, northwest and Canada. Lv. Omaha 8:30 p. m. 7:29 a. m. Lv. Oo. Buffs 8:50 p.m. 7:50 a.m. Ar. St. Paul 7:30 a. m. 7:40 p. m. Ar. Minneapolis 8:05 a.m. 8:15 p.m. Glistening new steel club cars, and coaches besides steel sleepers, through on night train. Day trains carry through Buffet Parlor cars and coaches. P. F. B0N0EDEN, 0. P. & T. A., 1523 Fariiam St, Omaha. Phone Doug. 209. ' "I .Mi gJfaUlW i V