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AVGIST CIKCI;iiATIOJI.
53,993
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Publishing company, being duly twain. aya that tha
average circulation for tha month of August, UU,
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Subscribed In ray presence and sworn to befora
ma, thla U day of rVptmir, imi.
ROBtKT MLM'tH, Notary Public
Bsbacrtber leaving the city temporarily
hould bare The Be mailed to them. Ad
dree will be changed aa often aa requested.
"Our busy ex-presidents," ehT
our bus? .-secretarles of state?
What about
For bla helpful accommoJaUon, tha weather
man ought to bar a regular job with tha street
cleaning department.
Love of excitement which leads youth to
wrongdoing emphasizes tha need of more fre
quent dusting with the parental slipper.
Wish those map-makers who used to label
Nebraska, "Great American Desert" could coma
back and take a look at our State Fair exhibits.
A state-built paved highway from Omaha to
Uncoln, with free brldgo crossing over the
Platte, would be a paying Investment for Ne
braska taxpayers.
Csar Nicholaa leans hopefully on his divine
jmlmotor aa a means of pulling his armies to
gether, but is not overlooking a chance to speed
up tha ammunition factories,. .
In tho meantime, the split of that $5,000
premium paid out of the public funds for tho
stats treasurer's bond among "deserving demo
crats" awaits further explanation.
Take note that the letter carriers' national
convention includes delegates from every state
in tha union. Too many of our national con
ventions are national only in name.
"Billy" Sunday will also reach out for new
worlds to conquer by booking himself for Eu
rope next year. If Moody could successfully
carry his evangelism to London, so can Sunday.
Peace-loving people at a distance may faintly
grasp the fierceness of the war in Europe from
the fact that one monarch applauds air. raids
which endanger the memorial statuary of hie
grandmother.
"Dear old London," the very heart of it.
actually bombed by the enemy, brings borne to
the Brltlshere a development never dreamt of,
All the arts of defensive warfare appear useless
la dealing with a flying enemy shrouded in the
darkness of night. .
Governor Whitman of New York promptly
objected and secured a modification of the pro
posed constitutional provision doubling the sal
ary of governor during part of his term of office.
The fear of being classed as a salary grabber is
cne dt the few wholesome restraints that par-
si its ia political circles.
aBMaBMaaaanaaaMMaMaaa.
Keen gratification succeeds opposition aa a
result of the operation of the workmen's com
pensation law in Massachusetts. The State In
dustrial board reports a reduction of 41 per
cent la the amounts employers had to pay for
accidents before the law went into effect. This
la due to greater precautions for aafety and the
abaeuoe of the middleman as an accident claim
agent.
Oh, well, If the democrats think the location
rf their convention Is worth $300,000 to any
clt, they ought to put it up at auction and
Vnock it down to the highest bidder, with prlv
liege to the winner to cash in on the gate re
ceipts and get back the money if be can. On
same such basis as that we might get 'Gene
Melady or Phil McShane to promote it like a big
wrestling match or a race meet.
s-' . f
ww m 7t.
Rain again Inundated tha fair and forced post
ponsraent of tha rhjrllla-Joe Davis race, whkh will
Ve pulled off. If possible, next Tuesday.
Hurt's "A Rag Itaby" was wtlneaaed for lla flrat
presentation at Boyd's by a packed houee, and
kept tha audience la a perpetual roar. "It U prob
ably the funniest show on earth.
Oenera! Oeorse D. McClelland cam In oa a apetal
Illinois oar attacked to tha Pacific Overland. Ila was
svocompanlAd by a party of friends who had been
touring- California.
For the fair, Joaepb, Garceau, Jr.. president, and
P. li; WhouW, secretary, publish a card of thaaka
to tha former residents of NVbrarfka. now fruit grow
era tn Calif umla, fur the fiua fruit sent by them for
xblUUuo. Tha dooora were H. H. Vtaacner. W. II.
Suott, U. O. McKoun and Oeorse J. Turtoo.
John Procter has gone to Chicago for a month
tar.
Mrs. IX 3. Hoof of Oread Islaad la tha attest of
Via- A. 8oreiuva.
Mrs. K. M. bteubwg and children are visiting la
Chicago.
C M. Iay of Des Hotuea is visiting his brother,
George Xey of thla city.
Wanted; More Light on That Bond Deal.
Explaining the incrcane of the state treas
urer's bond from $600,000 to $1,000,009, and
he premium for it correspondingly from $2,500
o $5,000, after he bad agreed to the former
fixure, Oovernor Moreliead maks this charge
galnpt Treasurer Hall:
I beloved thon. as I do now. thst h had some
Itprlnr motive tor tut dolnir. On rK-ent Investigation,
find, aa I brlle, the rnon for his rhanslnjt so sul-
nly. Tha local aarnt of tho bonding company,
udae England, who l a hlh clans, honest, uprlg.it
man and In no way rtlnhnnestly connected with this
ranacton, was entitled to a commission of ll.OCO on
he T.fiO paid tiy the state as premium on this bond.
Mr. Hall demanded of tha arent that this commission
na divided Into five parts. t'W to go to his brother.
John, at Verdon: IfW to It. J. Murray. Vice-president
of the Franklin bank, of which Oeore Hall la presi
dent; $yt to V. C. Dorsey and tJK to James Conklln.
ust why thla WO should, not hare been returned to
tha state treasury I should like to have Mr. Uall x
p a'n. If Mr. Hall v as pnylns for this bind with funde
belonging to hlmlf, he would have a right to this
money, but when It comes from the taxpayers of the
tato, out of the trpasury, which ha la so anxloua to
protect, I ennnot undorstand how ha can Justify him
self In a tranxnctlon or thla kind.
We would like to see this bond deal fully
gone Into, bnrsuse there is more back of It
ban even the governor has disclosed, and pre
sumably other considerations as well for placing
with the particular agent who wrote it, and
the peculiar division of the commission on the
premium.
Why was the million-dollar bond handed to
Judge England, a lawyer, rather than an insur
ance a Kent, In the fare of the clamorous com
petition of all the bond Insurance underwriters
n the state? It Is of record that Judge Eng
and Is a republican, and not a democrat, and
further, that his signature appears as one of
the original petitioners bringing out the candi
dacy of the republican nominee for governor
vbo ran against Oovernor Morehead. It Is of
record, too, that Judge England, from being an
active champion of the republican candidate for
governor, suddenly switched shortly before the
election to become a still more active champion
of Governor Morehead, the' democratic candi
date for governor. Did the writing of the treas
urer's bond have anything to do with this polit
ical transformation? And was Governor More-
bead, as the chief beneficiary, in on the deal?
This bond proposition has ramifications not
yet in full view. We believe the people of
Nebraska who foot the bills want to know more
about it.
Keeping Codes Secret
LXTIIaVABY XIOET
German Memorandum on the Arabic.
The brief official communication from Ber
lin on the case of the Arabic outlines the posi
tion of the German government in that specific
instance only. It does not close the matter, but
leaves the way open for the further presentation
of the views of the kaiser on the matter. As it
stands, the incident turns on the action of the
commander of the submersible, who had been in
structed not to fire on a merchantman without
warning, but who reports that he acted in what
he deemed to be an emergency requiring him to
defend his own craft. That such instructions
had been given to the comanders of Germany's
indersea fleet ia a partial recognition of the
claims for neutral and noncombatant rights set
the note of the president in the Lu si tan I a case,
and on which our grievance turns, is the demand
for a disavowal by the German government of
the action of the captain of the submarine in
torpedoing that liner without warning. This
yet remains to be answered, but should be an
swered categorically. The question of indem
nity can easily await future determination. In
the tone of the present communication may be
found support for the belief that the German j
government is steadily approaching the point of
yielding its whole position as to the Lusltanla.
Carrying Europe's Credit.
That the splendid position of the United
States In the world of af'alrs today is fully ap
preciated in Europe is established by the arrival
in New York of a notable commission from
England and France, sent to negotiate with
American financiers for the preservation of the
financial credit of the Allies. In some respects
this is one of the most Important delegations
that ever crossed the Atlantic, and its presence
at this time gives to the war added Interest for
Americans. Recent raids on the credit of Eng
land and France by stock exchange speculators
forced to the attention of the statesmen of those
countries the necessity of making such arrange
ments in this country aa will protect them in
future transactions. They are frankly looking
forward to the negotiation of a loan, probably
half a billion of dollars, to serve aa. a basis for
any purchases they may maks In this country.
This naturally presumes that buying war
munitions and food supplies will be extended
rather than diminished. It also indicates that
the financiers of the United States do not expect
to pay any great attention to the suggestion of
the president, made during the early daya of the
war, that one good way for manifesting our neu
trality would be to decline European loans. The
bankers will get their share of the war business.
along with the manufacturers.
Fanners and the Experts.
The action of the Nebraska Farmers' union
in connection with the agricultural "expert" is
not to be interpreted as meaning that the tiller
cf the soil is above taking advlcs and help from
the scientific man who is trying to aid in farm
progresa. It merely means that the farmers
will Insist that the adviser shall know what has
is talking about. The farmers of the country
for the last few years have been bedeviled by a
host of "specialists," who have been long on
theory and short on practice, and the resolirtion
adopted shows the natural resentment of. this
Interference with tho business of farming. The
great state universities of the west all maintain
thoroughly scientific and earnest staff man, who
Know the conditions and study the needs of their
localities, and who do give Immense assistance
to agriculture. Many farm problems Me solved
at the state schools, and the genera condition of
the industry Is Improved as a result. Much Is
yet to be found out, and Intelligent and sym
pathetic co-operation between the Dirmars and
the professors will uncover many of the now
hidden things In farming, but tWe half-baked
"cham" Is a pert, and the fanner will be well
rid of htm.
WlfKN rm Jajrow and Inslng exchange corre
spondence concerning neutral shipping and sub
marines, the notes, as wa know, are laborious! V
coded and sent to the senders' representative In tha
other's county, there to be as laboriously decoded an I
translated before they can be presented to the ad
dressee. What would happen should sucn messages be
sent In plain Kngllsh Or Oerman nobody seems to
know. Abracadabra'' Is tha accepted language ot
diplomacy, and continues to be used without question.
Manifestly, however, there are many messages sent
by this government to Its various departments and
representatives concerning tha purport of which se
crecy Is tha prime ersentlsl. To this end, each de
partment of the government has Its own code, and
these are guarded with tho utmost vigilance. Copies
of these are entrusted only to the chosen few, but In
spite of this and other precautions several copies
have at different times escaped. In tho San Fran
cisco Times Illustrated Weekly, Harry B. Klrtland.
formerly military coda expert of the War department,
states that tha War department has been the one to
suffer most, as when, for example, several copies of
lis code disappeared In the Ban Francisco earthquake.
He gives us one story to Illustrate the pains taken at
times to frustrate coda thefts:
"When Secretary of Embassy OWhaughnessy and
his party left Mexico City for Vara Cms In 1914, Cap
tain William A. Rurnslde. IT. 8. A., our military at
tache, fearing theft of his baggne. carried,' his copy
of the War department coda In his hands. His trunks
were broken Into and searched surreptitiously, and
while on the train the attache. In the presence f
American witnesses, burned his code, leaf by leaf,
Igniting It from cigarettes. Tha witnesses swore to
this, and on filing their affidavits at the War de
partment tha officer was relieved from all responsi
bility." In contrast to this story, however. Is one of a raro
Opportunity lost by foreign spies:
"Not long ago, a thousand copies of the War de
partment code, lying In a covered, but unfastened box
In the War department attic. In an open room, visited
dally by hundreds of curious tourists for a view across
the city, were accidentally discovered by a clerk.
Hound In gold and morocco, they would have been
rare souvenirs of Washington. Investigation proved
that they had lain there, forgotten, for eight years.
Not one was missing."
We are told that the Navy department code Is
weighted with lead, and every commander Is sup
posed to throw It overboard In tho event of capture.
But In aplto of this rule at least two copies have dis
appeared. Only one code appears to havo Tieen kept
wholly Inviolable that of tha bureau of insular af
fairs, and this one has never been printed: Wo read:
"Its compiler, an expert codlat tn the office of thi
chief of that bureau, personally typed It on thin sheets,
making four copies, which were then bound. One was
sent by special messenger to the governor general of
the Philippine Islands, another to the governor of
Porto Rico, a third was retained In the bureau, and the
fourth Is In the hands of a trusted government offi
cer, who, for confidential reasons, cannot be named.
No other copies exist, and the four made are guarded
with tho Utmost vigilance. It Is tho vehicle of secret
communication between the government affd our co
lonial possessions, and Is tha only government' coda
In whoea certain acrecy absolute confidence Is placed
Only tha most vltnlly Important messages coded tn It
are further protected by enciphering, and Its use ob
viates the delay Inevitable In enciphering and deciph
ering Important messages ooded tn the more widely
distributed departmental codes. It is the ono really
secret code of the United States." .
But a code .discovered does not necessarily mean
that all efforts at secrecy by the particular depart
ment affected are completely frustrated; for a message
already rodod can later be enciphered, wnereupon the
possession of a specimen code-book la of no avail to
the spy who waylays the message. Ha must have the
cipher key-word as well, and, as we learn, .these are
kept secret most effectually:
"These key words are never, put Into writing. High
officers leaving Washington for foreign stations re
ceive them orally, and commit them to memory. One
famous commanding general In the Philippines, at a
critical stage of our foreign relations several years
ago, forgot tho key-word, and a young oficer made
the long trip from Washington to Manila to repeat it
a common practice In the navy, and
It la not unusual for officers whose only mission is to
deliver orally a cipher-key word to be sent oa such
missions halfround tha world. The secrecy of our
government ciphers, as used In connection with th.
codes, la, for all practical purposes, absolute. It rests
in me nonor and nnellty of trusted and patriotic offi
cers and not one lota on any written book or paper."
8opjo gayety might be added to the launching
cf political boom la Nebras4t if the authors
would announce which of thresj popular streams
will be navigated the ReifUblieaa river, the
River of Doubt, Salt creek, or the Big Muddy.
Twice Told Tales
Dld't ree Them.
In the lobby of a hotel th .rni.i i .
wiacuaeing me servant proniem. when Congress
man Charles 11. Dillon of South Dakota recalled an
ppropnate story.
Recently a nromlnont nuimn in . .
- - vaults a luwu
had occasion to emnlov a naw
" Him awil
as tho girl reached tho house a largo questioning
mniv aiariea.
"I SUDDOSa. Qwenriolvn " ramarkt .
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inat they served tha dinner In .... .
w n.io.w J J It
wuraeu last r
"Yes. ma'am." answered nwmdnim ri.,,.i
'that la. they did sometime n4 ximaiima ....
aiun 1.
"I'm. I sea.' thaushtfullw ,..nAn.,i v.
- f ' "v. ..ia III..IU1I
and then continued: "Did thav tun ri
"NO. ma'am." Was the l,rtlln mUnJ.. -
domestic, "tfjey always washed before they came to
i laoie. niiaaeipme Telegraoh.
Tho Essential
Tho Bandar chool teacher was talking to her
pupus on patience. Rhe explained her topic carefully,
and. as am aid to understanding, she gave each pupil
a cam Bearing a picture or a boy fishing.
Even pleasure," she said, "requires tho exercise ot
petlenoe. Bee the boy fishing; ho must sit and wait
and vamit. He must bo patient."
Hsjvlng treated tho subject very fully, she began
witn me simplest, moot practical question.
Und now, can any little boy tell mo what wa
nee moat whan wa go fishing V
Tha answer was quickly ahouted with ono voice.
imt: -American Boy.
aor dot look for Pteate.
John Willie was a bright lit tie lad, but he never
eould loara grammar. This was a causa of much dis
tress to his Uncle Frank, who was keen on correct
speaking.
Ono day Uncle Frank met John Willie la tho street
and asked him If ho was suing to tha school treat
tho following week.
"No. I ain't going." replied tho tad glibly.
"Oh. Joha Willie!" protested hta undo. low
shouldn t say I ala't going;' you must say 'I am not
going.' " And. thinking to teach tho HtUa fellow some
grammar slyly, he went on: "Tou are not going.
Mother la not going. Wo are not going. Ho Is not
going. They are not going. Now can you say all that.
jonn winter'
"Course I ccn!" scoffed John Willie. "There ain't
nobody going!" Toutb's Companion.
People and Events
St. Louis society folk are anxious to havo motion
pictures made of their diversions and put on tho movie
oirculta Thua are the germs of a riot Idea nurtured.
Tho Society of Lower Rents and Rluoed Taxes on
Homes reports that eleven f&nilUea own one-fifteenth
of the assess ad land In tho Borough of Manhattan.
wnirh neipa 10 explain why now Tork contributes a
big bunch of the feaeral Income tax.
. Peter Peterson of St Paul, Minn., Is watching tho
steamship piers of Now York, hoping to bead off his
wife, who eloped with tha hired man, bound for
Sweden. Peterson says Mrs. Peterson Mat w
wolghs S4S pounds, and whtlo not exactly spaedy, she
managed to stir VP some dust with an auto, a brass
bed, a cuckoo clock, a phonograph, fvOO of tha faniil
cash and tho hired man. The shake a husband adnata
that Is going; some.
t.lve the Planers a tfcanrr.
OMAHA, Sept. W.-To the ivlltor of
The Uee: What are the "Hilly" Sunly
meetings fort Are thejr to be monopo
lised by the old saintly church members
who are well on the wy to heaven?
Or are they Intended for the sinner
who la not In the habit of going to
church and who larks the salvation that
this evangelist Is so earnestly proclalm-
ng as the need of lost humanity, the
carelesa non-church goer, the saloon
keeper, the fallen In all walks of life?
It would seem the way this tabernacle
Is being filled up at each of these serv
ices with the ministers, the church offi
cials, the church-going people who claim
they are among the saved already, who
are going Just through curiosity to hear
the amusing things that "Billy" says,
etc., but which In results answer to help
crowd out the very class of people that
these meetings are Intended to get at.
The hundreds and possibly thousands
who do not hang around the tabernacle
two or three hours before the hour of
service, but come at the appointed time
to find the seats all taken, the aisles
all Jammed full of the curious church
people and are obliged to turn back
homo, will not try again. They are not
particularly Interested more than a little
through curiosity and these are largely
lost to the opportunity of "Billy's" Influence.
Sinners ere the people Sunday wants
as his audience, and he Is systemati
cally being cheated out by an over-supply
of saints who ought to be at the neigh
borhood prayer meetings trying to In
fluence sinners to go to tha tabernacle
Instead of occupying the front seats
merely to hear what there Is now In
the way of entertainment at tha
tabernacle.
Sunday la not getting the people he Is
after, because the sinners are not curi
ous enough to display the gall that the
old hide-bound saint or tha Idle church
goer has In securing a seat, even If
they have to sit half a day on a hard
plank for this privilege. Build the taber
nacle larger or sort out the sheep rrom
the goats and take them to some church
or to the auditorium and entertain
them In prayer meeting exercises. Let
Sunday get at the people he came here
to talk to and convert. But if he Is obliged
to preach only to preachers and tha
already saved, his mission here will
avail little. AN OBSERVER.
Chloroform for Itay Keverltee.
OMAHA, Sept. 10. To the Editor of The
Bee: The kindest method by which to
deal with hay fever sufferers is to put
them out of their misery with chloroform.
I really mean this statement to be
taken literally notwithstanding that It
may seem to class me as well as some of
Omaha's most respected citizens with
stray canines, super-numeracy cats and
other excess baggage.
Although probably originated by . some
poor sufferer rendered desperate by the
pangs of his disease, whose Intent was to
secure peace st any price, the method
has the approval of physicians. The medi
cal man. however, advise that much
Judiciousness be mingled with the treatment.
It was discovered that to relieve hay
fever It Is not necessary to continue the
treatment until the patient Is gone beyond
recall. Soothing sleep and several hours
surcease of torture may be secured by
few momenta' Inhalation of a weak
solution of the kindly drug.
Hay fever sufferers who used to run the
risk of making drug fiends of themselves
by spraying their tortured membranes
with solutions of cocaine or other d
rlvatlves of the soporific poppy, are now
barred from that relief by federal statute.
unless a physician lends his aid. which Is
unlikely.
Chloroform Is best. A few cents' worth
of chloroform' liniment bought st any
drug store will do the business. Inhale
the fumes and forget your troubles for
awhile. Is the advice of thoe who have
tried It. ONE OF 'EM.
Ten Eaprrsslo "Landmarks."
HEBRON, Neb.. Sept. 10. -To the Editor
of Tha Bee: Some will not stop to con
sider a long article, who might read a few
digested statements, and to save space
I give a score of such items, embracing
tho gist of the international language
Esperanto:
1. An Inspiring accomplishment that
places you on "speaking terms" with the
wholej world.
1 It Is fifty times easier to learn than
a national language mere play verily
spontaneous.
S. One hundred and thirty-two Journals
and magaalnea are published In that lan
guage throughout the world.
1 Is it not tho actual fulfillment of
Zeph. 8:9 giving tho world "pure lan
guage." i. By using the International roots, there
are only a few new words to be learned.
t. After a few hour's study you may
write an intelligent letter test It your
self. 7. Esperanto gives a translation to the
world another tongue only reaches a few
millions.
8. Missionaries find It a bridge across
the mcdly ot Jargons, the neutrat lan
guage. . Only sixteen brief rules of grammar,
and twenty-eight letters, and each letter
has but one aound.
10. dperantlsts enjoy exchanging pic
ture poat cards throughout the entire
world.
And the arch fact that It la a most
valuable approach to Latin, as well as the
open door to the modern tongues.
A. Q. WILSON.
Editorial Sittings
In-trolt Free Press: Thrfe days of
fasting have been ordered In Russia.
They'll bo lucky If they get off with
that.
Washington Post. Possibly Mr. Brysn
will attribute the settlement of the dis
pute with Germany to the ultimate
triumph of his good contentions.
Washington Post: With every return
of hta birthday, Francis Joseph can con
sole himself that It has been a long life
with something doing all the time.
Brooklyn Eagle: The struggle of the j
Italian army In the mountains of A us- j
tria make clear the value of mountains
to 8wltterland and ought to give us
pause If we ever lightly think of Invading
Mexico.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: If all able
bodied citizens who make Jokes about
hay fever could be mobilized and sent
to the trenches in OalllpoH one feels con
fident their departure could be made the
occasion of one of the greatest patroltlo
demonstrations this country ever saw.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Each side In the
great struggle ecroes the sea la counting
on making Its opponents foot the bill of
expense. But counting chickens before
hatching la proverbially uncertain. In
the end each flchtor may be triad to
emerge from the scrap with the proud
privilege of salving Its own wounds.
Brooklyn Engle: The firing on Dun
kirk from a distance of twenty-three
miles, each shot gauged y close engi
neering calculation, recalls the toast of
OaiMs, the German mathematician: "I
drink to pure mathematics, the only
science which has never been defiled
by practical application." Taken Impure,
It Is no less exciting to the Imagination.
Minneapolis Journal; Germany and the
United States have unloaded their Jonahs.
The first report that Grand Admiral von
Ttrplts had resigned from the direction
of .the German admiralty Is corrected by
a semi-official statement that he Is worn
out by his strenuous service and has
been obliged to take a vacation. No
matter how he goes No matter how
Dryan went. Each has relieved his gov
ernment ot burdens wtthln harder to
bear than enemies without.
Philadelphia Record: From the tone of
the gratuitous advice now being offered
to the United States by the British press
It might bo supposed that we were con
cerned in upholding the rights of Great
Britain against Germany. The fact Is
that we have been busy taking care of
ourselves, and we know Just how to go
about it without any assistance from
England. It may be a great dlsapolnt
ment to John Bull that we are In a fnlr
way of reaching a satisfactory setle
ment with Germany without resort to
arms; but the outcome la correspondingly
gratifying to us. tlohnwvould do well to
attend his own bustnesa
FROM A ONE NIGHT STAND.
GRINS AND GROANS.
Here and There
Colonel Francois Desclaux. former pay
master general of tho French array,
who on March 27 was sentenocd by a
military court-martial to seven years
solitary confinement, after beta con
victed on tho charge of stealing military
stores, was degraded Monday morning
at the military school In Paris.
There are no otisa words In tho Kick
a Poo Indian language, aooordlng -to
Goorge Davis, former register of deeds
In Brown county, Kansas, who was
raised on a farm adjoining tha Indian
reservation. Even tho sign lsnguage
of the Indians, which Is the universal
moans of communication' among all the
tribes, has no profanity.
Reno's melhoU of srantlng "divorces
while you waif Is pronlsed an airing
tn New York courts. MllUmalre Mero.
sonl's daughter, -aho married a police
man some years ago and later shook him.
In resist in the tatter's claim fur S10,C4
S year, alleges that ho dlvorned hie first
wife at Reno In three day without wait-In-
for tho legal sis Months? residence.
Some tJ),00i) was liucrasary t speed up
the Reno roach lue and it responded to tho
lubricant with amaxlng celerity.
Detroit Free I-rees.
It Isn't Just the colors of the maples In
the lane
That makes m think that Summer's
gone and Fail has come axaln.
It's not the nodding goldenrod that
blossoms by the wall I
Nor yet because, on quiet days, the
ripened apples fall.
I'll tell you what has cheered my heart
we're going to see a play.
I saw a brand new poster on the bill
board yesterday.
Oh, happy, lucky cltv folk, with all thai
wealth commands
It's very dull of evenings In the lone
some one-night stands.
It's true the moving pictures "show
our eye and grieve our heart,"
But they, like Macbeth'o visions,
"come like shadows, so depart."
You've vaudeville the whole year round;
you ne'er feel oh, so gay.
Because you saw a poster on the bill
board yesterday.
It may be "second company"; It may be
even third;
There my be voices in the cast that
Broadway never heard.
The play may be a relic of the palmy
days of vore
Who cares We'll dust the Orra
House, and see a play once mors.
The world's a pleasant place to be,
though skies are getting gray
I saw a brand new poster on the bill
board yesterday!
"Our friend always ruts his best foot
forward, although he la a trifle uncouth."
"Tea." replied Senator Sorghum: "a
msn who puis his best foot forward
ought to he careful at least to keep lii
slmes pollnhed." Washington Star.
Mrs Bacon How mny biscuits would
It take to mske ten pounds. John?
Mr. Bacon Well, it all depends whoe
biscuits they were, dear Yonkers
Statesman.
"Tour wife Is a great star. Gets a
thousand a week in that sketch, I under
stand." "Yes. snd I assist her at fifty per.
'That's a small salary to pay a hun-
bsnd. Why don't you kick?"
I (Ion 1 a are risk it. rn couin gee
a hunband at twenty-tive. tosioii
Transcript.
She tvlewlng the flagship) What does
he blow that bugle fort
He Tattoo.
r:he I've often seen It on their arms.
but 1 never knew they had a special tlms
for doing it. Lire.
"Hints on courtship abound. Every
magazine will tell you how to win a
wile. Anybody will glsdly post you on
the etlnuet of love-making."
"What's on your mind?"
"But after a man marries he hss to
shift completely for himself." Pittsburgh
i'ost.
KABIB3LE
KABARET
TEAR WJ. KABlBBlSV
vVHICH Is PROfER, FDR ME To TWoT
HIS ARM OR WE WE WNE,VHll
OUT WMKlrJfrf
IF YOU STrAKTED IT, H& KTEtf!r
ON VOV
Ted So he figures that he didn't learn
as much in collego as he expected?
Ned No wonder. He fallen to make
even one of the minor leagues. Judge.
"Jinx says he can marry any woman hi
pleases."
"1 don't doubt It. Any one ought to b
able to marry a woman whom Jinx
pleases." Houston Post.
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