7 A r 5 I S3 3 I I I ( " " a" -"' A "Where It Is '. . ' How rarelr Indeed does one think of a Hospital with anything akin to pleasure! Eren the very thought is sufficient to conjure up In the Im agination the sensation of pain and suffering. And' so, we are wont to look upon the Hospital with aversion and loathing. But this hospital, the new Presbyterian Medical Hospital, ah.! that Is different! Yes, Indeed, very different, radically so, In fact so very different that one catches himself wishing he were 111 that he might .become a patient and . enjoy the advantages of this new place which, strangely enough, Is .called a Hospital And be It understood that "enjoy" Is the proper word, entirely fitting In describing the situation. Just how proper the word "enjoy" is when applied to this new Presby terian Medical Hospital could not be fully appreciated unless you, your self, visit this wonderful place and experience the sensations which be fall one as he enters the institution. Perhaps you were one of the many hundreds who attended the formal opening which took place last Wednesday afternoon and evening. If not, then you will surely enjoy reading of the sensation of one who did attend. But, listen, don't wait until you become ill. but (o rUht now for a tour of inspection of this wondrous plaoe, and then if you should become sick your sufferings cannot hold out such terrors for you, because you will know that there are occasions where sickness can be made a pleasure, yes, very, very pleasant. But, to descend from the ethereal realms of fancy to the material dis cussion of fact, be it known that this new Hospital, which holds no terrors for the unfortunate, is located at the corner of Farnanx and Thirty-fourth streets, where the buildings and beautiful grounds extend more than a full block. It is what has been known as the old Turner residence, which has been purchased by Mr. Robert McClelland, who also owns the old Presbyterian Hospital at 1240 Booth Tenth street. Mr. Mc Clelland has had years and years oi experience in the hospital field and this together with the fact that he Is a progressive man of esthetic taste and fine Judgment led him to con ceive the new hospital. His aim has been to 'create a Hospital so differ ent from the old, cold, formidable white enamel and glass hospital, so emphatically different that it would appeal to the senses rather than to repel. His ambition has been to THE NEW PRESBYTERIAN MEDICAL HOSPITAL Hospital Where- Almost a Pleasure build a Hospital so pleasant, so com fortable, so quiet, homelike, and en ticingly delightful that patients would come In joy rather than In sorrow. And has he succeeded, has be attained his ambitions? Well but wait, read of the sensations of one who visited the New Hospital, and then you'll know. Come, we'll make this trip together; we'll go through this pretty place. To begin with, we don't enter from Far nam street as of old. No, the main entrance has been changed around to the Thirty-fourth street side for, although the building Is ever so far back from the street. Mr. McClelland wished no direct noise coming In from the busy Farnam thoroughfare. Bo we enter from the Thirty-fourth street side, up a bright, new concrete walk we go, approach ing an elaborate new entrance, broad steps with pillars and shrub bery on either side. We approach a broad. Inviting door and lift the old fashioned Colonial knocker, but bareiy have we tapped before an at tendant swings wide the door and we are bidden to enter. Once Inside we find ourselves In a richly paneled and elaborately furnished reception hall. My, how rich the furnishings, how subdued the lights with their mellow glow, how quiet and restful! But on we go into the spacious wait ing room which, though formal, Is finished In keeping with the recep tion hall. And soon we are to meet the creator of it all. Here he comes, Mr. McClelland, an elderly, quiet, kindly man who gives us a sincere welcome. Would he show us about the New Hospital T Oh, yes. Indeed, be pleased to. And so the tour begins. First we retrace onr steps through the reception hall and enter the cen tral corridor where there Is a cute, little office where an attendant an swers softly tlnkllnc signal bells. But we don't stop hsrs; we proceed down the broad corridor for a peep Into some of the roams waiting to receive patients. And as we walk along our feet sink deeply Into rich rugs and nothing can be beard save the soul stlrrlng tones of a chime clock re cording the passage of tlma What care we for the hour, we are Intent upon looking Into the guest rooms with their beautiful rugs and drap eries, the Inviting beds with their soft mattresses which look to be two feet thick, the soft tints to the walls, the restful lights, the convenient lava'torlta. and every thing. Boon we come to the end of the corridor where we find a "sta tion" with a trim, little nurse In charge of a desk, and where little electric lights flash out when a pa tient wants for something. And the little nurse flits away as easily and quietly as If she were on wings, and certain It is that she Is an angel of mercy. Just now she Is guided by another little light which has ap peared over the door leading Into one of the rooms. Through this door the nurse disappears and in a mo ment the little door light goes dark, Indicating that the patient Is receiv ing the assistance for which he asked. We must go on. We come to an elevator. No need to wait for an attendant; this Is au automatic electric elevator which runs Itself according as we dlreot It. We enter, close the door, push a but ton, and the machine does our bid ding carefully lifting us to a higher floor. And so we go from one floor to another, and from room to room. We find broad corridors on erery floor, so broad that big, roomy, rest ful chairs, and soft lounges may be placed here and there. And the rooms, goodness how big, and light, and airy every room has outside windows to admit real sunshine. We step to a window and peer through the rich draperies and behold a de lightful view of spacious lawn, grass covered, shrubbery and tree dotted. And so It Is everywhere, every room hss an outside view, and Inside the fittings and furnishings are fit for any King. There are ex pensive chandeliers of richly finished brass wrought into intricate, artistic deetens. The furniture, the wood work, everything is of the best and most pleasing. For convenience there are baths connecting, fitted with built-in tubs, and pedestal wash stands with hot and cold running water. On we o, now, to see the sun par- lor and the open air court on the roof. Here in the sun parlor, en closed on three sides with broad glass windows we find very pleasant surroundings. There Is a piano with niuslo handy, and there Is a small li brary with books If we would read Instead of play. There are comfort able wicker chairs with many cush ions, which may be drawn up in front of a cosys open fireplace on wintry days. The floor Is covered by grass rugs which emit a pleasant odor of grassy fields. If we choose to get really out doors all we need do la step through one pf the many French Aeors aad we find ourselves la an to Be III open-air court from which we may look for miles and miles to the east or to the north. We see the central part of the city with Its ever present cloud of dust and smoke occasioned by the busy business turmoil. And to the north the clear view of hills upon hills as they gradually recede iuto the hasy blue of distant miles. However, we can't tarry here at long as we might wish. We b a vent seen the basement yet, nor the dor mitory of the nurses. Down we go, this time by way of the broad, deeply carpeted stairways. Boon we are far below. We see the sanitary kitchen where expert attendants can prepare foods sufficient to entice the most wary appetite. Then there are com fortable quarters for the servants, dining rooms, and In another section the baths of various kinds. Then we leave the main building and repair to the nurses' dormitory. BJven here the expenstveness of the furnishings and fitting Is surprising. Nothing Is left undone to Insure the comfort and convenience ef the nurses. There's a reading and rauale room, bed rooms with big, roomy closets, bath rooms, and lavatories. And now, our trip of Inspection be ing at last over, we return to the re ception hall by way ef the main cor ridor, surprised at the vastnees of It all because Mr. McClelland has added much to the old Turner residence, more than doubling the space by a large addition, and delighted witlt the sensation of rich splendor for the reason that nothing has been spared to make this Hospital one of luxuri ous surroundings. And with It all we are surprised to learn that the treatment Is no more expensive here than at an or dinary hospital. In fact. It costs muoh less thsn it does to live at a first class hotel. So, considering the richness of it, the pleasure, the calm, quiet, home like surroundings can you wonder that sickness here could hold no ter rors for anyoneT Can you not agree that here illness might be really pleasant? Mr. McClelland states that he wtU continue to operste the old Presby terian Hospital In eon Jo notion with the New Hospital, that surgical cases, and emergency accident rases will be treated at the Old Hospital, and that the New Presbyterian Hospital will be devoted exclusively to providing a pleasant, restful, home-like place for medical and convalescent case. HAPPENINGS IN THE MAGIC CITY ; Hig-h School Printing- Pmi Vt liv e red and Will Be Put in Position. M'CARTHY TO VISIT CHICAGO The hlgli school prlntlns ptvn I,ha rn Placed in the 'Tootcr-' office in the high rlinol hlHIdlli. Memhora of the Omaha Hoard of K.luoa tlon called at the Mh school hit'Mln Thurertay afternoon and Insured t. All enprcasd open admiration at the f it of the acjiool Instructor! who bought the preaa. rrtnrlpal R r. Moore and Trof. n. H. .tohnaon, head of the commercial depart ment are the "mysterious" twn mem bers of the faculty ho bought the pre. The machine with a complete et of type for operating coat nmre than JM. T'acllt. t go with the preen which will enable an Industrious staff ef workers to put out a paper within two week' time. The ac tual cert If all the reading matter were set by hand would be a little more than l an latu. With linotype an lame of twenty pages would coat approximately "V riun't expect to do wonders with t hla prres," 1'rof. Johnson, a former printer, who will have chargn of the de partment, eald yesterday, "but we do e peot to do away with the heavy enpenwe that has formerly been encountered In printing the Tooter.' "Ac; ordliig to our figures with what ad veitlalng our bualneiis staff can solicit In comparison with lant year's record, we will more than pay for the present press before the coming school year Is out." PacVIng llonae Worker Dropa Dead, Suffering a relapue of organio heart trouble at the Armour company packing plant, where be was employed on the boef killing floor as a butcher. William K. Tai-mer, colored, recently of Oklahoma, dropped dead yesterday' morning at I o'clock, lie Is survived by a widow and eight children, who live In Oklahoma. Karmer waa a new resident of the city, lis waa about forty-five yeara of age. Deputy Coroner Bernard trkln took charge of the body. Met arthy l Chicago. Michael MoCarthy, deck sergeant, st the South Hide police station, will leave this evening for I'hlcago, where he will visit with his two sisters during the next tan days. One sister, Mrs. Walter Bullls, Is the wife of a Chloago police man, and the other ts Mrs. Fred Reed. Both live at the intersection of Franklin boulevard and Western avenue. Dea the sal Knaerala. Mrs. Mary Vachtrt. aged 87 yeara died at the home of her daughter, Mrs. D. P. Soikwea, Iu0 X street. Funeral will be held from the family residence to the Church ef Assumption at I o. m. Sunday afternoon. Interment la 8t Mary's oeme- tery. Small tlobhertee Reported. Merchandise valued at several hundred dollars and oonslgned for different towns of Nebraska was stolen from a Burling ton railroad freight car standing on the tracks In the city yards yesterday by an unidentified thief. The seal ef the car was broken open. Truant Officer Paul MoAuley reported the matter. A saddle, mounted with a sliver en graved plate, valued at S7S, was stolen from the Bouth Aide horse and mule barns yesterday. The property belonged to John Klrchgesaner, (17 North Twenty fourth street. South Hide. Chaff eur Dsn baum reported the robbery. Roslasr Krsnlta In Acrldeat. A friendly boxing match between Mike Curttn, carpenter. Thirty-sixth and A streets, and David Russell, Thirty-sixth and D streets, In the center of the road bridge over the Burlington railroad tracks at Thirty-fourth and F streets, last evening at 1:80 o'clock, resulted In a fall of twenty feet to the tracks below by the former. Curtin'a back was se verely sprained and he was removed to the South Side hospital, where he was attended by Dr. K. H. Ehaoahan, Spe cial Officer Zaloudsk made the polio report Fake Sollrller Hefsr4ee. Soliciting orders la the name ef th Brandela stores of Omaha, an Imposter, a young man about to years of age, ap proached two residents of the West Bnd In an effort lo get orders, and eventually rsoelve payments for same, The two women called up the South Side police station and Sergeant Carey was detailed to the case. The man was described as a tall, heavy set person, wearing a blue and white striped shirt, tan shoes, panama hat, blue serge suit and of sandy complexion. To the Memory of J, O. Kaataaaa. At no time did Comrade J. O. FXatman present the appearance of a man physi cally strong. On the last Bunday of his life, but one. he walked to the First Methodist church, where he loved to go. He left no farewell word nor any special dying testimony. Why should he! The testimony he did leave was a Ufa given to the dear fcavlor and Master's work. He la gone from us. but In memory he Is with ua now. The sound of his voloe la stilled, the vanished handclasp not ours In the old-time kindly greeting, but he Is not lost to us. lie waa cental as & romunlMi iniahlfl In nunn.r pleaeing in converse. He was brave laok of courage In the performance of duty he never exhibited as a Christian and loyal soldier In defense of Old Qlory, and In this flag ha loved and honored, . he was wrapped when he waa laid away. I Soldier! Calm be thy rest May thy slumber be sweat! ; No longer the panoplied foe shalt thou I meet; I The strife Is now over, the victories I ail won; . The deeds are on record, thy duties I dene. Sweet type of our trust In the true and ; the brav. ; We offer In tribute and strew o'er thy grave. I Long a nature her seasons revolving shall bring. ' May thy nieiuury bloom In garlands of green. I And now we In sadnesa must leave thee In this, thy last tent, ' The little green tents where the soldiers I sleep : Are covered with flowere today. 1 And between the tents walk the very few Who were young and atrong In sixty-two. When they went to the war away. Tie little green tents are built of sod They ar not long, they are not broad And the sod is part of the land they saved When the flag of the enemy darkly waved The avnibot of dole and doom. The llt'le green tent Is a Country's i shrine, Where Vet riots kneel and pray And the l. rave mm left eo old, so few I Were young- and stalwart In sixty-two I When they went to the war away. Chereh Noiea. i First Methodist, Twenty-fifth and E .Rev. J. VV. Ktrkpatiick, t'astor riunday school at rev No preaching aorvlce. Church eo-operates with Sunday cam- leUrn. Weft Side Interdenominational. Fnrty flret and Q Will loin In the Bunday campaign, but will continue morning worship and Sunday school services each Sunday Sunday school at 1& Pre aching at II. Fveryhndv welcome. Rev. Will Ism .1. 8hnlli nws. pastor. liillmlalc. West Side Sunday sohool st in o'c'ock. No preaching serv ice will rx- held and sll who desire may attend the Mg Sunday meeting at tlio tabernacle In Omaha. Maate Mir (Iftaal p. The Tfler Memorlet fttindsy school l!l meet tomorrow morning at o clocs Wa ran install an oil burner In your htntlns plant. Cell m. Robert Park MeaUna and Dumbing Co.. 411 N. Mill St. Tel. So. si. The Christian Kndeavor aoclety of thn First Christian church gave a social laet evening at the home or Mrs. Routt. IA 1 North Twenty-fourth street. A largK numlier of guests attended. Attorney J. Hean TtlnRer Is ep-ndlnfr Ms vacation by putting In some hard licks on the golf links at Seymour tke Coun try chib and expect to be back In the harness Monday or Tuesday. The Keno club held Its regular monthly neetlng in the club rooma at Kl North Twenty-fourth street Friday evening. Sevenil social events were planned for the coming month. A card Party and luncheon concluded the meeting. Members of the First Paptlst Sundsv school held thetr annual Sunday school picnic this sfternoon at 1 o'clock st F.lmwood park. A chartered car canicit the plcnlcera from the corner of Twenty fciirth ard II streets to the park at t o'clock. The afternoon was passed with games and base ball. j Bricklayers Quit Grain Building Job Prlcklayere are not working en the Oraln Exchange building. At headquar- ' ters pf trie a'rlklng bricklayers It Is given j out that the workmen on that Sob are ! watting for material, that a certain quan tity of terra eotta must arrive and be set before the Job can continue. At the office of the contractor R 1e said that the seals waa put down to To ' cents an hour after 78 rents, the de manded scale, has been paid for two days, And that the bricklayers quit In accord ance with thetr strike order. That seven more men went to work on : a Job at the 7K-cent scale Is the report of the bricklayers and that nine mere ere to go to work at that scale Tuesday. Despondent Woman Takes Chloroform Merssret Wilson, wife of J. W. Wilson, 1X24 Dodge street, swallowed chloroform at the home of A. Burns. 1111 North Six teenth street, upon going there to visit her -year-old child. The Wilsons have been separated and Mrs. Wilson had Just returned to Omaha to see her baby. De spondency la believed to have been the eauso for her art. The woman was re vived before the chloroform had time for any serious harmful effects. Preserves Stolen As Soon as Put Up Mrs. H. P. Ttendrlksen, 1STT Arbor street, recently put up fifty-five quarts of preserved fruit Sometime Friday thieves entered the house and stole the preserves. W. F. Rice, S4 North Twenty-eighth street, reports to the polloe that thieves entered his room Friday afternoon, stole a quantity ef clothing and a check for M. Central Union Stands By Brewery Workmen The Central Labor union, at its meeting last night, voted to stand by the brewery worksrs In their fight against prohibition. This was asked ef the union by this branch of workmen whlah declared that "there are 10,000 men employed In the breworlcs of Nebraska and with the success of the prohibition agitation, they would all be thrown Into the overcrowded ranks of the unemployed." STEVE PUyMER TURNED OVER TO AUTHORITIES Steve Palmer, a well' known pool hall character of South Side, who was ar rested soma months ago on a charge of violating the federal drug act, and who waa released on a It. 000 bond, was sur rendered to the authorities by his bonds men yesterday. The United States mar shal's office took charge of the prisoner and had him placed In the county Jail. It Is said that Palmer operated an opium smoking Joint in South Side and at the time of the arrest two women and an other man were taken with him. A South Side woman want on Palmer's bond, but when he failed to report as often as ha had agreed to, she became frightened and turned him over to the federal au thorities. United States Commissioner Daniel says that this violation of the drug act was the worst atnoe the act went Into effect GERMANS PROVE TO BE THE MOST CONSTANT READERS A check of the South Side branch public library has shown that the Bo hemians and German are the moat con stant readers. In view of this fact Miss Edith Tobltt, librarian, has decided to send about 100 books in Bohemian and Uerman to the South Side branch next week. A few books In Russian wiU be sent later. Miss Stella Conley of the South Side branch library haa returned from her vacation, spent In Colorado. nH I ALDEN. ORIGINATOR OF THE CHEAP VOLUME. IN TOWN Omaha entertained for a brief period yesterday the originator of the cheap, standard literary volume. John B. Aldan, who was formerly In the publishing bust-rw-ea and whose name was made famoua by Alden's library. Mr. Alden was on his way to tineeln. where he expects to attend the meeUnjr of the National Farmers' union and poa slbly present a plan for utilising the postal savings bank aooumul&tlons In connection with rural credits, to which plan he haa given the striking title "Mobilising Money." FIRST CASE OF INFANTILE PARALYSIS0F THE YEAR lxuta Roup, t-year-old son ef Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Bloup. 1723 South Fourteenth street. Is the first victim ef Infantile par alysls reported to the health offlos this ysar. Sewer Beads Voted mt Wiua. WAl'SA, Neb., Sept. t.HpedeJ Tele gram ) A proposition authorising the vil lags board to lasue bonds la the sua of fll.00) for tli construction of a sower system end disposal plant waa carried here today, (1 to the heaviest vote ever polled In Wauaa. The balance necessary for the proposed system will be. raised by a f rentage tax on all lota in the looorporatloa. The estimated coat Is r0u0 and mains will bo laid past practically every bat ta the otty.