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Thought for the Day
Selected ky Minnie L. Eeplin
"Be not amaxtd at life. 'Tit etilt
Tke mid of God vith hie sect
Tneir hope exactly to tnlflil
in lit and maye they leaet txpect."
What a one-term presidency platform
plank between friends, anyway?
Xow, more than ever before, the "dollar ot
our daddiea" Is good enough for us.
After the Style show no Omaha women will
bare any excuse not to be "style all the while."
With the advent of September the oyster Is
with us again, but he la not as yet shouting very
loud.
All the Nebraska State fair baa to do to be a
world beater la to live up to prospectus specifications.
King Corn la coming down the home stretch
at a winning pace. Medicine Hat la all but dis
tanced. '
The inevitable conclusion, then, must be that
it Is bath tubs, and not big guns, that account
for all those German victories.
After listening to Uncle Sam's wanning, the
kaiser haa decided to give warning before tor
pedoing, any more passenger ships.
Labor troublea In eastern munition factories
are unique and record-making. Trouble springs
from too much work and too little time to en
joy the money.
The holy man ot Turkey, Sheikh ul Islam,
has declared a holy war on Italy. This brings
the sheikh closer to the line ot insult than he
gets to the firing line.
Holland la accumulating a One oollecUoa of
Imperial apologies to adorn art museums along
the route of future tourists. Dutch thrift is
alive to Its opportunities.
If there are any crumbs of federal patronage
Hill lying about loose, they belong to those Ken
tucky democrats tor giving the Wilson second
term wagon its first push.
The federal district court of western Penn
sylvania haa given a hammer knock to a manu
facturer who aought through the label on his
goods to convey the Impression that they were
Imported. In an obscure corner of the label,
printed In small letters, were the words, "Mfd.
U. 8. A." The court held the Intent to deceive
was clear and condemned the goods as mis
branded. Deception spells fraud.
The pitiful sacrifice of life in .the army quar
ters ot San Francisco Is due not so much to the
government's failure to provide leas combustible
quarters. Frame buildings are more sought for
homes out there thun buildings of more durable
materials. Their popularity is grounded on the
belief of greater safety in event ot a severe
earthquake. That belief has existed for years
and is rooted In past experience. Despite proof
to the contrary. It maintains a strong hold on
the people of San Francisco.
Pounding- the State Treasurer.
The exceptional situation at the stale house
Is become almost acute, and bids fair to at
tract a great deal more of attention than some
of the principal actors may rare for. A horde
of doniorrats, both In and out of office, is clus
tered about the door of the state treanury, de
manding that It be unlocked to them. The state
treasurer is now anonymously threatened with
prosecution that amounts to blackmail, his alter
native being to give Assent to the Illegal pro
ceedings to which the other democratic state
officials are approving supporters. While
Treasurer Hall is standing out against threats
and cajolery, the spectacle is as disgraceful as
'were the performances of the legislature which
made the mistake that Is proving so embar
rassing and expensive. These democrats, feerful
to proceed legally to correct their blunder, are
willing; to connive In the treasurer's violation of
the law In preference to facing the penalties of
their own offense which they are unable to con
ceal. No other Incident in the state's history
haa so fully exposed the Incompetency of the
democratic party and Its leadership for the re
hponsibllltlen of government.
Put Omaha on the Butter Market.
Observing In the Monthly Crop Report, pub
lished by authority of the secretary of agricul
ture, a table of receipts of butter "at seven pri
mary markets" Boston, Chicago, Cincinnati,
Milwaukee, New York, St. Louis and San Fran
cisco the editor of The Bee addressed an in
quiry to the chief of the bureau of crop esti
mates In charge of this publication, calling at
tention to the omission of Omaha from the list,
and asking what. If anything, was still neces
sary to secure recognition for Omaha aa "a pri
mary butter market?" The reply, Just received,
contains this advice:
For each of the cities mentioned In ymir letter the
figure are furnished by the Board of Trade or otrfr
commercial orgsnlsatlon, which in turn collerta tho
Information from the different transportation llnea of
the city. It la regretted that Omaha is not included
In the report you refer to, but in the correspondence
with Omaha and a few cthar targe cities, no oriranl
tatlon waa found that could rive the Information.
However, another effort will be made to get thla for
Omaha.
It strikes atis as extraordinary that Omaha
should he deprived of the prestige which by
rights belong to It as an unrivaled butter
producing and distributing center because of our
own Inaction. True, we have not established a
butter exchange here which the importance of
the Industry would fully warrant, but we have
commercial organizations that could easily com
pile the statistics required by the Department of
Agriculture to give us a standing as a primary
market. Even if no other advantage could come
from It than the listing in the official reports,
it Is time to put Omaha on the butter man of
the country.
Speculator! and the Money Market.
In some respects conditions In Wall street
today resemble the situation of eight years ago,
when the price of money was sent so high that
the clearing house banks, to prevent a panic,
suspended currency payments and Issued cer
t flcates to tide over the business of the country
until the affairs became settled. The discount
ing of foreign money was not unexpected, toeing
a natural outcome of the disturbance ot trade
Incident to the war, but the present fluctuations
Indicate the presence of an active speculative
element, and Its Influence' on the market Is not
wholly encouraging for the healthy progress ot
business. This activity is not confined to Wall
rtreet, but Is alao noticeable In London and
Paris, where -American money haa risen to a
considerable premium, showing that the specu
lators there are taking advantage of the great
demand for American exchange generated by
the war-time traffic. Danger for all lurks be
hind this manipulation of the market, and while
it continues the full measure of legitimate busi
ness cannot be transacted. The actual domestlo
commerco of the country la not at present endan
gered, but the export business la seriously Jeo
pardize by the gambling in foreign exchange.
A grand apeed program haa been prepared for the
forthcoming fair aad exposition fur next week. Among
tba anti-tee being horses belunglng to the following
Omaha owners: Adam Thompson, J. D. Crelghton,
Pnetpa ft eon and J. B. Iler.
Tha new firm of J. T. Robinson & Co.. wholesale
eaalera. baa opened up at 403 South Tenth afreet
Robert E. Mrahorn aud wife of Colorado, formerly
of thla city, passed through on their way east.
Mrs. Charlre A. laubach. lt gouth Nineteenth, la
entertaining her aisttr, Mlaa Tot Melvln, and Miss
Lioulaa Ferris of Chicago.
The marriage of ieorge B. Black and Mlaa taut
Atkinson, took place at the residence of tha bride's
Jiaranta on Faruam meet. Rev. p. C. Hall officiating.
J. A. Fteyhan. 6.3 1'lraoant street, la mourning tha
Iom of a gold watih chain, and Invitea return by tha
finder.
Mendel so tin sV Fisher, architects for the new
Board of Trade building, hart been Instructed to
ftitsh plana and speciftcatluna at once, ao tha walls
iuay ba under way before cold weather ooines on.
Sanitation in the Trenches.
One of the marvela of modern warfare is the
provision for sanitation that keeps the fighting
man continually in a state of most vigorous
health. The Germans have Just made a report
of the excellent sanitary conditions that prevail
In the field so far as their armies are concerned,
and similar reports have been made by the
Allies. Apprehension expressed during the
winter as to what would ensue when the sum
mer sun came upon the battlefields haa proven
unfounded, because of the excellent service of
the medical corps. The Japanese were the pio
neers In this line of endeavor, and astonished
the world by excellent results shown for the
health ot their armies in their war with Russia.
Other nations wore quick to grasp the signifi
cance of this, and the value ot an efficient med
ical corps for an army was established.
Nowadays everything about a camp, perma
nent or temporary, is scrupulously clean, and
the word ot the medical officer is listened to
by everybody from the commander-in-chief
down. This is necessary to the preservation of
the health of the fighting man. In civil life
the soldier may shift for himself, and live In
tqualor if he likes, but when the uniform la
donned it must rover a clean skin, and the per
sonal habits of the man must conform to a reg
imen as strict and comprehensive as any ever
devised for the training of a crack athlete. The
servant 6f Mara is cleanly In his way of living,
today, if he never was before.
Of all the neutral nations of Europe, Swltser
lnd appears to be hardest hit by war. Tourist
business and travel are at a standstill, an enor
mous annual revenue is lost, and thla Is topped
with the added coat of maintaining a moblltxed
army. Thirty-five hundred hotels, employing
43.000 persons, are guestless, most of them
closed and their employes Idle and dependent.
The situation of the mountain republic illus
trates with pathetic force the perlla of the inno
cent bystander.
The swell front of the American dollar looks
mighty imposing on exchange counters, bat it
doesn't fool hotne talent by a fraction of a cent
Eastern bankers complain of an oversupply
of money. The remedy is simple, but financiers
always fear the effect ot cut-rate treatment.
That Cry of Wolf
Tha Outlook
The cry of "Wolf, uolf!" has ten heard so often
of late year that nobody pays attention to It, and It
has degenerated Into a disagreeable form of vocal ex
ercise. The lateat and most offensive recent outcrv
la that which cornea from some pcnpln In Oeontla, who
are shouting at the top of their voices that the in
dignant proteats of the newspapers against the revolt
ing crime of the mob which hsngpd FrAnk Is tlw
utterance of a press "SllbsdlIed by money from
Frank's friends. The charge Is, of course, puerile,
and might he Ignored If Ihe unanimity of tha news
papers In denouncing the outbreak of aavagery were
not the one hopeful aspect of the national disgrace.
The heat and vigor of that condemnation ahow that
the nation is sensitive to such an offense, and quick
to resent It aa a blow to Its honor.
The (Irrman press and many so-called German
Americana have been quirk to explain the gbund and
outspoken expression of American Indignation at Ger
man crimes SKalnst humanity on land and sea. as tha
utterance of a press subsidised by Great Britain, ft
these Germans had any knowledge of American opin
ion or any sense of humor, they would have been
saved from this egregious blunder; twisting tha lion's
tsil has been so long the habit of many American
newspapers that nothing leaa than a great ' and
passionate feeling of Indignation could have broken
tha hnblt. Home newspapers -have been and aomo
probably still are venal: but It Is unfortunate to wasta
the force of public opinion by making accusations ao
obviously preposterous that they fall to the ground
by aheer weight of stupidity.
And the cry of "Interests" haa been heard so often
that It no longer receives attention. A few years ago
It meant something; there were real wolves, and tha
country needed the warning. There are still wolves
prowling about, but they have been driven Into the
back count ry. The habit, however, of crying "Wolf,
wolf!" haa become so strong with some public men that
It haa taken the place of all other forma of speech.
If a measure la strongly urged by one group, the cry
that the "Interests" are behind it Immediately re
sounds from ocean to ocean; If It la vigorously op
posed, the cry that the "Interests" oppose It fills tho
air. if legislation falls of the beneficial results pre
dicted by its sponsors, tha failure ia due, not to Its
unwisdom, but to the organisation of the "Interests' to
defeat It. If one were to pay attention to the charges
which too often take the place of facts or arguments,
he would be driven to tho conclusion thai nothing Is
ever decided on Its merits in this country and that
there are no disinterested Americans.
Thla vicious habit of accusing the "Interests" Indis
criminately involves a waste of force which the coun
try cannot afford. There are till corrupt or tyranni
cal "Interests" which must be fought, but all "inter
ests" are not evil in spirit and practice, and even
tha evil "Intereeta" are not omnipresent. The cry of
the "Interests" haa become the stock In trade of so
many cheap politicians and self-seeking agitators that
the country Is faat coming to think of It aa "a voice
and nothing else," an eaay substitute for brains and
conviction. All charges against public men or organi
sations ought to react on the accusers unless tha evi
dence is forthcoming. The air haa become murky
with accusations and denunciations; they have become
a kind of hysteria.
Twice Told Tales
Still Akeae.
Among the passengers on a train on a one-track
road in the middle west was 1 a talkative Jewelry
drummer.
Presently the train stopped to take on water, and
the conductor neglected to send back a flagman. An
express came along and. before it could be stopped,
bumped the rear end of the first train.
Tha drummer was lifted from his seat and pitched
head first into the seat ahead. Hla silk hat was
jammed clear down over his ears.
He picked himself up and settled back In his seat.
No bones had been broken,' Ha drew a long breath,
straightened up, and said:
"Well, they didn't get by us. anyway." New Tork
Times.
Tip for Sore Tbemba.
They were aa loving as any couple could bo. even
if they have been married more than five years, but
one day laat week Friend Huaband made what he con
sidered a bright remark, which hla wife resented, and
up to tha present time things are entirely SRiooth.
It happened during houae cleaning. During tha
day the wife had been rearranging the pictures on tha
wall, and in driving a nail the hammer slipped and
truck her finger.
When the husband came home that evening she
told hltn of the accident He sympathised with her and
even kissed tha bruised finger. "Harry." she said,
"how can I keep from pounding my fingers. I'll hare
mora pictures to hang tomorrow T"
"Hold tha hammer with both hands," he promptly
replied. Columbus Dispatch.
Roane's of Natare.
Tha Inhabitants of a frog pond close at hand
wakened two little girls who were spending their
first night In the country.
First came the high, piping voice of a little
"peeper."
"What'e that?" whispered Winnie.
"I think It's a bird," ventured Susan.
Just then a basso rrofundo frog sung one of his
loweat tonea.
"What'a that?" came another startled whisper.
"I ain't quite sure." came the answer, "but I
think It la either a cow or an automobile." Youngs
town Telegram.
The Wrti View.
Billy Sunday told a San Francisco reporter a story
about repentance. "Too many of us," ha said, "look
at repentance In tha wrong way. They look at It
ilka the little girl.
" 'Now. my little girl, tell me.' said a Sunday
school superintendent, 'which you would rather bar
beautiful or good ?"
. 'I think.' tha little girl answered thoughtfully,
that I'd rather be beautiful and repent.' "
People and Events
Members of tha New York constitutional conven
tion already have poured out l.MO.000 words, and the
stream shows no signs of "that tired feeling."
C. J. Beck of Hastings. Mich., claims to have out
Waltoned Uaak Walton by catching two fish with
tha seme bait. Hastings la a city of romanoe and
Fisherman Berk la its official interpreter.
Way down in Muskogee, okl., atronghanded Jus
tice handed to a boosing aquaw a ninety-nine-year
sentence and a fine of $100,000. Tha Judge doesn't
want tha money, but longa for a reet from a weekly
visitor.
A moment after W. J. Oryaa. at Winona Lako.
Ind , finished hla exordium on peace by arbitra
tion, tha organist struck tha keys and tha alngera
cut looae with "Tha Army and. Navy Forever," bring
ing the audience with cheers and waving handkar
chiefs, to Its feet.
Tba scientist who wanted to "warm up tha North
Pole by spending MOO.OUO.OW to deflect tha OuuT
stream off Newfoundland la m trouble In Brooklyn
over a printing till ot 11. X0 and aa empty puree. 'Twas
ever thus. Tha flights of genius too often era re
tarded by tha price of publicity oil.
Four youna rierka la the Ford establish meat at
Detroit have been arrested for stealing profit ahartng
checks intended for outside members of tha oonv
eany. Tha revtoee Imagined they eould divert flM.OUB
from tha golden stream without it being missed, but
Ford's sleuths foold them before they oould cash In.
Another story of war novelties eomes from tha
western firing Una. Brk) Fisher Wood tells of the
Germans' attaching cowbells to their barb wlra en
tanglement When tha enemy tackle tha wire the
bells give warning and then tha ehooting beglna.
Frenchmen arw aald to counter on the scheme by
throwing lariats over the antanaieraeats, getting ea
Joyinant out ef the nightly soar.
11 su. 7 m ops.
An Opinion on the Training School.
OMAHA, Kept a To tha Editor of Tho
Bee. With reference to the teachers'
training school, let me call attention to
the following cutting I have saved:
Superintendent Graff In discussing the
"Training School," paid a rare compli
ment to Omaha, her Institutions, and
the product of the training school, which
includes among Ita alumni more than
one-eixth of all the teachers below the
high school grades In Omaha. He char
acterised the training school aa one of
the most Important phases of the Omaha
pubUo school system. "I am firmly of
the belief that the girls, the products of
the trmaha publlo echools, and the train
ing school cannot bo matched or sur
passed by any girls from any institu
tion." he aald In conclusion.
This waa in The Bee of June 1. 1913,
and doubtless expresses an unbiased
opinion. AN OMAHA TEACHER.
Nebraska mm the Crew Files.
OMAHA, Sept. 2. To the Editor of The
Bee: Please tell me In your paper the
distance across Nebraska both ways as
the crow files in Its longest parts and
Oblige. A READER.
Note: Best available flgtirea for ex
treme measurements of Nebraska are:
Length, 420 mllea; width, S"8 miles.
What Makes Progress In Schools t
OMAHA. Sept. 2. To the Editor of The
Bee: I can not understand the continued
attacks on the policy of our Board of
Education. We now have an Ideal board,
composed of the beat men of our city, and
when their election was agitated from
the standpoint of the yood-men view
point, it waa surmised that our troublea
were over. To be serious, we have aa
good a Jtoard of Education from the
standpoint of aucceea in business, brains
and honesty aa any In the United States,
but modern methods of education call for
directors who are in sympathy with prog
ress, and you cannot select men for that
purpose because they fill all of the re
quirements aa enunciated above. On the
contrary, we must elect men who believe
and will see that those beliefs are car
ried out In better working conditions for
our teachers, better pay and more schools,
simpler methods of Instruction, abolition
of militarism from the high school
(cadets), a complete revision of our his
tories baaed absolutely upon truth, the
opening of our schools after school hours
to discussion of political and scientific
questions aa a part of a larger and
broader education for us big boys and
girls who did not get enougn of It In our
youth because of economic pressure. A
progressive school board must do these
things or fail In Its purpose.
JESSE T. BRILUIART.
3016 Famam.
Woman's Activities
The 100th birthday of Elisabeth Cady
Btanton will come In October, and Johns
town, N. T., her birthplace. Is prompt in
announcing its purpose duly to celebrate
the anniversary.
Women In Canada no longer have the
right to veto the enlisting of their hus
bands or sons under 18. The right to for
bid the men folks to go to war was given
to the women of Canada by General Bam
Hughes, who Is now In England. Those
who succeeded him have, changed the
ruling.
Mlse Alva Bennell, a 15-year-old girl of
Avondale, Col., is said to hold the record
of her age, having 190 loaves to her credit
for the amount of bread baked by a girl
in four months. There la a girls' baking
club In Avondale that inspires its mem
bers to be experts In housekeeping.
They say It does not make any differ
ence whether women vote or not, but the
teachers of California are pointing to the
fact that Governor Johnson vetoed the
bill for teachers' pensions the first time
it came up, but the second time women
were voters and he signed It.
Plana have been made for a woman's
jail In New York City that Is to cost
$365,000. It is to be sixteen stories high
and fireproof, with two elevators. There
will be open logias on each floor, from
the sixth to the fifteenth. The kitchen
and hospital wards are to be on the six
teenth floor.
Mrs. Mary 8. Iockwood, founder of the
Daughters of the American Revolution,
writing in support of the woman's section
of the Navy league, sayst "I would boy
cott any man who refused to serve his
country when It needed him. Let the
men try any anti-enlistment business In
this country snd the women will show
them." In England the women are
"showing them" by offering to enlist
themselves and doing it aa nearly aa
possible.
Here and There
Quit a number of New Tork pol toe
men are taking mental exercises In for
eign languages German, French, Italian
and Bpanlah. New regulations require
eo pa to twcniM familiar with rush words
of each language as are needful in giv
ing Information to visitors.
Cedar Grove, N. J., Is clerically branded
as a community of goaaips and knock
ers, pullbacka and cheap dance oatrons.
A retiring Congregational minister ap
plied the brand from the pulpit In hla
farewell sermon snd tha roasted congre
gation dldn t talk bock.
Tha donltng force of a wedding cere
mony on tha participants is difficult to
measure without actual experience. Some
Idea, of the grip may be hod from tha
cose of a Waahlngton bridegroom who
lost hla glass eye the evening before the
great event. Ha wont through the cere
mony without the bride noticing that his
lamp was out.
Near Fremont, O.. a lone motorist o
a rural road played tha good Ram art tan
for a couple whose car refuted to go.
When the O. 8. atraightened up after an
examination of tha machinery he looked
down tho barrel of a short-arm gun sad
waa persuaded to give up 11 the treas
ure on his person. The robbers then
mounted thalr car and mads a clean
getaway. The Incident tends to frost
the milk of human kindness at Ha foun
tain. The dasUnotloa ef betas the last elvU
war veteran to ratirs from active service
raats with Colonel John Lincoln Qua,
Boon to be Brigadier General dam. re
tired. He enUstad at the age of 11 In
the Twenty second Michigan Infantry,
May 1. and drummed and fought at
BhUoh, Chk-komauga, PerryvUle, Stone
rtvwr, Resaca. Kaneaew, Atlanta and
Nashville. After the war General Grant
commissioned him us s-cord Ueutdiianl.
Ills retirement removes tha last link
binding the regular army to the mighty
host ef volunteers ef the ntvU war.
Editorial Viewpoint
Cleveland Plain Dealer: One of the bel
ligerents haa ordered half a million sheep
skins to clothe her soldiers. But this Is
no Justification for acting like wolves.
Detroit Free Press: The American dol
lar Is worth more In foreign money than
ever before, but as luck will have it,
you've got to etay home to spend It.
Philadelphia Ledger: Sweet are the
uses of adversity! The European snarl
has emboldened New Tork office seek
ers to come out as "American" Candi
da tee.
Louisville Courler-Joumsl: Dr. Anna
Phaw declined to pay taxes on her auto
mobile because she had no vote and al
lowed it to be sold for taxes. Her friends
have given her a new car. The doctor
Is not merely a feminist, but also a busi
ness woman.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Shelk-t'l-lslam
has declared a holy war against Italy.
If any more holler than the war now on
'twill be worth seeing. All the other na
tional sheiks also began the row with
loud pronouncements ss to holiness, sfter
which they let It go at that.
Chlcagt Herald: The cool winds so
detrimental in the world of barter have
brought health and comfort and happi
ness to infants. The "first summer," that
period of old-time terror, hss been an
easy season to this year's babies. They
have not felt the wilting effects of terri
ble hot blasts from the southwest They
have not had to pit their puny strength
against the death-dealing heat of the
average summer. The little creatures
have experienced new Joy In a year which
has seemed especially planned for their
needs. In truth ft hss been a peach of
a year for babies. And that Is enough to
compensate for a host of Ills whan you
come to think of It) Of all the silver lin
ings to the clouds a lining of healthier,
happier babies is by far the best.
LUTES TO A SMILE.
"1 can't tmdemtnrej how old Rake
thou irht that the little Angeli girl would
be coneeninJ as a wife."
"Well, you know, the dvil hlmnelf Is
always pictured ss hanging around
heaven, trying to get In. when he cotild
go back home and have a bullv time with
his own Kind." Judge.
"How did you come to lose you lib
erty?" asked . the visitor at the peni
tentiary. "I ain't lost It," replied the nrtsoner.
"Before I name to this Institution T
couldn't turn around that the nolle
wasn't wstchln' me. Tou don't know
what a relief It Is to be In a nlaco that'a
run on the honor system." W'ashincton
Star.
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"Your husband ia terrible exotted over
what tie aeea in the paper," remarked
the nelg-hbor.
te. replied Mrs. Corntossel. "An'
I dunno but I'm god of it. KM course, I
don 1 want the government to have no
trouble on my account, ttiu Its a great
relief to have txua nantrin' around toe
poetoffico waiting- to get so me thin' to
read boaidea get-rtch-quick clrouiars."
Wash ins 100 Utar.
"Senator, I wish you would give me a
Job aa your private secretary."
"On, my boy," responded the oily sen
ator, "don't get mixed up with tha gov
ernment service. Nothing to it. Kulna a
young man. Bealues, 1 have promisee
that position to my son." Kansas city
Journal.
A MITTEN
Clinton Scollard, in Judge.
I .wooed tier in tne wintertime,
And won her, so I thought, forever;
She vowed that she was tona of rnyms,
.rt.uu uoa;u on iy it,si iuled.vor.
Her eyes were of cerulean hue;
She had a merry way or movKlng,
And though ano loved to dress In blue.
tne waa not a "bluestocking!"
Sometimes before the sea-coal fire
ikihi aiua by side our toes we toasted;
Sometimes we braved the north wind's
Ire.
And skated gleefully or coasted.
And once, when raged the bitter storm,
And she by cruel cold was smitten.
To keep her little fingers warm
I gave the mold a mitten.
She treasured It, or so I deemed.
Through days Inviolate and vernal: 1
And still within her glance there gleamed
A tender light that seemed eternal.
And so love's tide flowed on and on.
What time the year was at Its Junlng.
And ever in my slumbers shone
Fond dreams of honeymooning.
But. lo! this morning In the mail
I found a wedding Invitation. '
Announcing (ah. the woeful tale!)
That ahe had caught a rich relation.
And with the word (alack Orday!)
There was a brief note neatly written.
The maiden hod but this to say:
"I send you back your mitten 1"
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