T1IK KKK: OMAHA, M()XIAY, AUOUST 2.1, 1913. r? THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BT KPWARD RQ8EWATKR."" VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. T. Bo Publishing Company. Proprietor. PRE RU1LWNO, FARNAM AND fTKVENTIEENTH. Kntered at Omaha postoffice as second-class matter. TERMS Or rH'BSCRIPTION. B carrier fT mail per month. r yr. .jai'y Sunday... , $ w) ,elly without fundey.... 4 M Wenlng and Sunday... r o Kventng without Sunday "o 4.00 Ktinday Bee onlr Ftend notlre of rhar.gs of address fr rornr.lalrW of 'regularity In delivery to Omaha Bae, Circulation .lepartnieni. RXMITTANCH. rilt hv draft, erpres or posts! order. Only two 'en Mmri received In payment of am all as ' '..ntn Personal rheess. except on Omaha and eastern u-hang. not tccepted. OKFirES. Imaha-The Riilldlng. outh Omaha Sit N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Mala street. ..Inroln Litres Building. Chicago fl Marst Hulldlrg Nrw Tork Room IKK, . Klfth avenue. "t Irfiila-WS New Hunk of t'ommerre. Washington 725 Fourteenth Bt.. N. W. "ORRKMPNDENCE. 'dflresa eommunlrstlnns relatlnr to news snd edl Vwlal matter to Omaha B, JRdltorial Department. JULY CIRCULATION. 53,977 tste of Nebraska. County of Douglas, ss : Dwlght Wlllliima. rln-ulatinn msnsger of The Bee Publishing company, belns; duly sworn, says that tha jv.rm circulation for the month o( July, 1916, waa :S.fr,. DWIOIIT W1I-LIAM8, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In tny preen e and sworn to before me. this 3d dav of Atieitat, Wt, AOiiBKT HUNTER, NoUry Public Subscriber leaving the city temporarily should have The Be mailed to them. Ad dress will be changed a often as requested. A Innit 13 - Thought for the Day Dear Lord, klud Lord, (irarimtt Isird, I pray Thou will took on all 1 lot. Tenderly today! Wttd their heart of wtarintit, .Scatter trtry tart down a wake of anjl winiji , Winnowing the uir. Jlrinq unto tht orrouiny all rtlkt from pain; L't the Up$ of laughter overflow again And with all the needy 0, divide 1 pray, ThJt vatt trtairt of content that it mint, today, Jamee Whitconib ily. .JJ Omaha taxpayers are definitely In the 99-rent uaM. Begin saving now. It la again watchful waiting on the part of the people of the United States. England no longer doubta the genuineness r( the thrills "made In Germany." Kaiser BUI Is the boss copper of Russia. When he says "Move on," Ciar NIc moves. At least one war roport may be accepted without reserve. Austria and Italy are shooting 'up the Alps. Galveston.' and neighboring towns are con biderably damaged, but their stock of courage I Invincible. Never bsfore was the saying more directly lu point for an American president: Be sure you're right then go ahead. Reports from Petrograd Indicate that Ciar Nicholas considers tba milder climate of Moscow i'T) essential first aid for his present anxiety of mind. ' C'halrniaa Walsh Is bound to be heard. Like hi steam calliopo In a circus parade, he makes nnre noise than all his associates, but produces far los results at the box office. in roceiver or tne bankrupt city of Nasu Mllo signalised his administration by chopping 'off 25 per rent of the salaries. Truly these are times painfully prolific in shudders. No limit to the ruthlesanesa of war appears. 1 Cermany has stricken all English words from Its i .enu cards, and England has retaliated by ban Irbing the prefix "German'' from a local grade of measles. Twelve-cylinder automobiles are promised. tTo the uuinlUated increased power seems a waste of energy. Experience shows that a clean "get away" from a knockdown can readily be made vith present facilities. Every plan of co-operation In rural credits which rontemplates high interest charges de wrves a frost st the outset. Any rate beyond T per cent Is more for the benefit of the ln eutor than the farmer. The cloak of public philanthropy will bear watching. In the opinion of the supreme court of Colo rado, coal companies go beyond their legitimate functions when they assume the task of pro viding Judges to try strikers whose indictments they procured. The writ of prohibition against ,'ndge Hillyer presiding In the cases checkmates a repetition of judicial scandal. . (tanti lout i. n waa held at Hawaii's park 'w't-r tli auipli-a of'the P1ntt Peutscn Vereln, i.a- by th dnal'.i Turner. ConcorUla. Mat-nner-(hoi, Kwia i.h li I; ;in,1 Uermun iiatMH-latlon, all of vthlrh marched to the park. Leaded hy a baad. John T. I'autaun dt-livvrej ,n ad livna, and d-leKatlona w-re ra-nt from (Stand laltnd, t'ount'll Hluffa and several ott-r piarca. Tle laae ball gama U-twecn the V'lilon Pacific! ;ind tha Joaepha were wltneaaed by 1.U00 people Evryody expectoil the visitors would give the home team a siiaklnf up, hut it waa was an agreeable diaa- poiulniant 111 the score at the and of the ninth stood to 1 In favor of Omaha." s With the aid of a gang of forty men and a coa ktrurtloa ganc. the Buriinfton nailed down the foot of Tenth street by laying aa esUnsloa of their tracks from Caj-itd etcnue te CMoaao street. Wbea asked the cause of so rnu h hurry and Hundy work, Oen- rl Maaaser Uuldrene said It was part of the com I any's plans 'oniemplateS fur moot) is Vlws Kannia IttitterflHd It visiting frleuda In W Inons. 111. . J J. 14-kr. aiiniaiiird lj Mra Jaris. re 't'.irnrd ftuin tljv arslero mounuius. I Off Apain at Half Cock. The great state of Nebraoka pays its attor ney general the munificent salary of $2,000. Perhaps we have no business to expert to re ceive more than our money's worth, but still that Is no excuse for our present attorney gen eral going off so often at half cork as he has again In his learned opinion that we have noth ing but three vacancies on our r?tte Railway commission. Mr. Attorney General arrives at this conclusion because none of the commission ers have ever filed a 150,000 bond prescribed by the cotistltuf ion for officers of the executive department. It Is greatly to be feared that the attorney general has merely let the wish be father to the thought, for despite his imposing array of quotations from the statutes, he Is quite uncon vincing. The trouble Is that he has picked up f printed copy of the constitution which hap pens to have the railway commission amend ment inserted as a section of the article headed ' Executive Department." The railway commls hion section, however, no more belongs there thsn It does in the article headed "Legislative." "Judicial" or "Railroad Corporations," for It was submitted and adopted as an addition to our fundamental law without specifying the particu lar place where It should be printed, and tech nically should be appended at the end of the whole document. Under these circumstances, the section requiring the officers of the execu tive department to give bonds not less than $50,000 applies no more to the members of the State Railway commission than to members of the Board of Control or the Board of I'nlverslty Regents In other words, it does not apply st all. Refore undertaking to make appointments to fill the imaginary vacancies, Governor More hesd will do well to get an opinion from another lawyer. How We Have Advanced. "President Wilson started for Philadelphia by motor," begins an Item In the current news of the day. Shades of the fathers! When George Washington traveled between Mount Vernon and Philadelphia, It was a journey of days, "on foot or a-horse," and now It la just the matter of a morning's ride in an auto. The finest trains that run on railroads make fre quent trips between the cities, but even the opu lent luxury of these triumphs of transportatfon la eschewed by the president for the more alluring pleasure and privacy of his machine. More over, George Washington fell 111 of a slight cold, and died because of the crudeness of the medical sclen.ee of his time, while Voolrow Wilson is privileged to take his morning drive to' Phila delphia to consult his oculist. These contrasts serve sightly to mark our progress In ways of living, but what would Andrew Jackson, riding Into Washington from the Hermitage, or "Tom" Jefferson, traveling from Montlcello to call on Washington at Mount Vernon, have to say about It? Race Prejudice ajid Religious Intolerance. A friend sends us this cutting from "The True Voice," which is circulated aa a semi official organ of the local Catholic diocese, with the Question, '.'What do you think of that?" The lynching of Lo Frank, the convicted Oeorgla murderer, has been denounced by the rsa In all the northern states. It was a crime: but It was no worse than hundruds of other such crimes that have been committed even In northern states. We never be lieved that the nation-wide agitation In favor of Frank was wise. The plea that he had not a fair trial was an unproved assumption. The forces behind the agita tion only Intensified the feeling against him. It was not a mob that lynched Frank. That waa the work of a determined, cool-headed set of men who were convinced of his guilt They will not be punished. They knew that when they planned their ghastly deed. In answer to the question, The Bee. without hesitation says it thinks "The True Voice," in this outburst, la not the true voice of our friend and neighbors who profess the Catholic faith, who, we know, neither sympathise with, nor condone, the brutal mob murder of Leo Frantt. To tell us that to suggest that Frank had not a fair trial Is "an unproved assumption" Is an In sult to popular intelligence. When the judge who presided over the court had expressed doubt as to Frank's guilt, and wrote a letter to that effect, when two of the most respected Justices of the United States supreme court are on record favoring a new trial that would be fair to him, when the governor of Georgia baa been run out of the state for exercising a small particle ot the divine quality of mercy, when a fellow con vict waa Incited by the surcharged atmosphere to attempt butcher-knife assassination, and finally v.hen this man'a life la auuffed out by lawless lynchers without a hand being raised by tha constituted authorities to save-him for any on to aay in the face ot tbeee undisputed facta that "the plea that he had not had a fair trial was an unproved assumption" indicate Inoculation with a blinding prejudice of the same character iu that responsible for Georgia's shame. But what passea our understanding is that any voice breathing the spirit of the Catholic church should fall to note the connection be tween race prejudice and religioua persecution, two names for the same thing. Today the un reasoning mob assaults a negro tomorrow a Jew the next day a Catholic aa it happens to be Infuriated by a passion against the color or the race or the religion of the victim. Wa con fess to surprise and pain that the frenxy that de stroyed Frank should evoke palliation from such a source. By-Product of the War. Whatever ele the war in Europe may be do iug, it is affording the doctors plenty of oppor tunity for exploring the human body under ail aorta ot strange and abnormal conditions. Many interesting and some valuable discoveries are be ing made from time to time, and now and then comes an announcement that holds the layman's attention. One of these Is Just sent out from" the German trenches. It Is to the effect that a great many or the soldiers are suffering from "ath lete's heart." This means that the heart baa bocome dilated through great physical atraln, and that ita action become accelerated some times to a point that is really dangerous, Thl particular by-product of the war will add noth ing useful to the knowledge gained through other phases of tha strife, but la of interest aa showing that nature still continue to Uke toll of all who persist in demanding too much ot her. Gulf coast town need not flatter themselves with the notion that they are the oaly ones tle vt loping a race of aebfoct. There are others. Bryan On Chautauqua Ksasas City Star." IT WAS an old Rrynn, arid a .-rr tired Bryan, that poke last nlsht In the rliii'itiH!i n tent In Tnl. pendente. The work he Ik doing n-u!il tear lon n any man. lfe t making- a flylns; trip around the rhautauiiua circuit, upeaklng at nne place In the after noon, catching a train and making a Jump of a hun dred mllea or so to get to another town and Another rhsutauqua at night. The manarer of the hatitauqua sild there were 1.200 persons In the tent lant niirht. The lant tlrna Bryan apoke at Indepentlr nee a much greHter crowd gathered to hear him, committees were th re to greet him, all the leading democ ratio politicians were out to shake hands. He waa lionised. There was none of that last night. Bryan came into the dressing tent behind the utage while the Kilties' band waa playing a piece. There were only two persons there waiting for him. One was a news paper reporter. The other was a daughter of Ne braska congressman, who la In a hospital here. Only those two. Not one politician there to meet him. Not a city nor a county official, nor a stale nor government official, nor a candloate for office No one to welcome him. There was something iJithctic In the sight of Wil liam Jenningj Bryan standing there atone In (iv nmt-darkness of the dressing tent, the hot air heavy with the scent of tramped dog fennel, on one side bandsman In his underclothing changing from his kilties. Jlryan waited there for his cue to go on. The audience had listened for an hour to Indif ferent music by a band that played last winter In a restaurant In this city. There waa a short Intermis sion and Bryan was Introduced by Rev. "A. O. Pear son, pastor of the Fltst Presbyterian church of Inde pendence, who spoke highly of Mr. Bryan aa a Chris tlan gentleman. That pleased Bryan. Ills face glowed with pleasure and he shook Mr. Pearson's hand and thanked him, and then he began his speech He wore the same sort of a wrinkled Mack alpaca coat that he has worn on all his speaking tours since he began In 1W as the free silver candidate for the presidency. But the long, black, waving hair thai eovered his head In abundance then Is almost gone Just a fringe of It behind his earsthe whole dome of his head bald. The ever present smile, the springy step, were gone, too. He was no longer as corpulent as he used to be. There was the be sinning of a hump appearing between his shoulders. Bryan was showinir his age. Mr. Bryan's voice waa hoarse, and he saved It all he could. He gave one the Impression of an exceedingly tired man who was working when he ought to have been asleep and resting: but who waa bound to go through with It. He held a palm leaf fan and occasionally he waved It In front of his face with one quick gesture. As he apoke under a row of hot electric bulbs per spiration gathered In beads on his bald head, face and neck, and trickled down In tiny streams that glistened in the electric light. In the middle of his lecture he stopped, leaned over and spoke In an un dertone to a man In tha front seat The man went out and returned with a bowl of cracked Ice, which he planed on the stand. Brysn thrust his right hand eagerly Into It, as an over heated horse plunges Us nostrils beneath tha cooling water In a tank. He clasped a chunk of the ice and held It nntil his hand was cold; then he put the chilled palm of his hand to his forehead and slid It up and bark over the bald place. This he did over and over agsln throughout the balance of his speech. If he took his hand from the cracked ice to make a gesture with It, he quickly returned it again to the bowl. Then he kept on rubbing and rubbing his heal with his cold paint. At first Ttryan had little applause. The first greet ing of the audience as he walked out was decidedly cool. The majority there were holders of season tick ets In the Chautauqua and there were mure women than men In the audience. It might have been that Bryan waa no more to them than any other attrac tion of the week. 'At any rate he did not get as muoh applause as was given tb band that preceded him, and not nearly as much as was riven a member of the band who gave Imitations of Harry Lauder anJ sang "Tlpperary " There was scarcely a ripple of applause until Bryan was almost half through his qpeech. Then he mentioned the name of President WTtson and the audience broke loose and showed Mr. Bryan In most emphatfe manner what Ita opinion was of the presi dent, After that It .sort of warmed up to Bryan, probably on account' of his apparent sincerity, and his worn look, and the effort he was making. The 'War and Tts Lessons to t's" waa the subject of Ms speech. He divided It Into' three parts: The war as It Is snd tts Injury to us; Its cause and the wsy out, ar.i the road to permanent peace. He pic tured the horrors of the war and the Industrial and financial losses from It; said It was the result of the doctrine of "might roakea right" and of preparedness satd the nation that waa best prepared for war was the first one Into It and asserted: "If our coun try waa as ready as the Jingoes would like to have It, we would hare been Into the war long before this." Ha said he believed tn ' letting tha people vote on whether they wanted war or aot, and those who voted for It ought to g-o first, with all the Jingo editors on tha filing line. Te closed by declaring that tha treaties he and President Wilson had negotiated would make permanent peace for this country when all of them had been signed up. Twice Told Tales Drawbacks la Drawlsg. "This check of yours," said the large-hearted cashier to Brushly, tha Impressionist painter, "is drawn exceedingly well, and In composition seems tc be pretty nearly perfect; but It lacks background, Mr. Brushly. But for that It would be a work of art. Your foreground Is charming, but Just a trifle too well, shall w say. too fanciful?" "I don't know what you are driving at," growled Brushly. ."I suppose you know what you mean, how ever. What kind of a background would you sug. gestT" "Cash!1 said the cashier. "A work of art like this, calling for the payment of S0. Is not wholly con vincing with a sketchy little overdraft ef lis on do poslt to provide the necessary contrasts In light and ahsue and to give the thing what we mlgtit call balance." Whereupon Bniahly, like the self-respecting man he was, anapped his fingers under the Impudent fel low's nose and transferred his overdraft to the trust company across tha etreet-Judga. la the Mlaerltr. Homer Rcadheaver. the right hand ot Billy Bun day, said on day In Paterson: "1 am a believer In radical pulpit methods, and yet sometimes the radical is hoist, as the saying Is, by his own petard. "I used to know a preaoher who was troubled by a sleeping chap. This duffer Used to sleer through every sennoa. Sometimes he'd even snore. "The preacher, a radical, said one hot Sunday morn ing In a low voice, so as not to wake the sleeper; " 'All who want to go to heaven stand up' "All stood up except tha one man. " 'Now all who want to go to the other place' up to this point the preacher had kept his voice low, but now he rapped out at the top of his lungs the two words 'stand up!' "H like a shot leaped the sleeper. lis looked round the church In a dased way. Then he gave a quiet emtla and said- Wsll, parson, I dunno What the votln's about, but you and ma seem to be In the minority.' " Jtewark News. Aa EaiHriri Herself. Mrs X wont out to look for a cook, elderly colored wo ma a she said. "I am someone who understands cooking and is reliable. I am willing to pay her good treat har well, but so far I've been unable rt-ht person. Do you know of someone I "Deed no. lady. I don t, waa the Oh. dear!" alcbad Mra. X. "what shall "I dunno, lady, less' a you does as I a a hits woman." New York Ttnira t Meeting- aa looking- for thoroughly wages and to find the Can get' i dor has to hire 4 Ktltade of the Street Bsllwey. OMAHA. Aug. Il.-To the Kdltor of The Bee: In The Bee's letter Box this ninrnlng, "A Reader" criticises the street railway company for not adopting the near-side stop outside of the city limits. As the street railway company desires to be fully understood In this matter, I offer the following explanation: The street car company has at all times stated Its belief to be that the far-side stop better serves Its patrons than the near-side stop. It would, therefore, be Inconsistent of us to sdopt the near-side stop where we are not required to do so. but a weightier reason for not stopping at the near side outside of the city limits Is that a large portion of our tracka out side of the city limits are on unpaved streets or dirt roads, where there la de cided objection to stopping at the near side In bad weather. That our decision to adhere to the far-side stop outside of the city limits Is sound is shown by the fsrt that residents along unpaved streets Inside of the city limits promptly pro tested against the near-side stop on their streets, as It required them to wade through mud when they wished to board a car, and. In response to these protests, the city authorities requested us to ex cept unpaved streets from the provisions of the near-sldo stop ordinance. R. A. LBl'SSUDR, Assistant General Manager. Billy Saaday'a Hell. OMAHA. Aug. Z2.-To the Editor of The Bee: The weak defense attempted of Billy Sunday by Edith Darling Horlock In the letter Box of even date would better had been omitted for all the good It has accomplished as a defense of Billy Sun day, the faker. Billy Hunday, the Indi vidual, may have admirable personal traits; he may be a good father, and a loving husband; he may be a tender hearted and sympathetic brother to those In distress with whom he comes In con tact; and notwithstanding all those sd- , mlrahle traits, he stands Indicted before ! the bar of science, truth and Justice aa a : faker. j . Any man who preaches and condemns his fellow-man Into a fabled, pagan hell that never existed only In the diseased mind of a religious fanatic and this In the face of scientifically and mathematic ally proven facts that disprove all ho says, makes htm out a liar to a greater extent than even Dr. Cook. I ask: How can people who claim to be ordinarily intelligent accept of such nonsense In this advanced age of scien tific discoveries, and how can they love and respect a man who deliberately cap italises a pagan superstition? Let Billy help destroy this earthly economic hell, and all other hells will automatically disappear. JFJSSE T. BRILL-HART, 2616 Famam Street. It's There, Just the lane. OMAHA, Aug. X2.-TO the Editor of The Bee: Your staff correspondent of Lin coln reports that Secretary of Bute Pool has discovered that the Jackson law i known as house roll 840, session 1913, was not Incorporated In the 1913 statute. I beg to differ and would refer to pages 173 and 173 revised statutes of 11X. QOOBQK ANTHES. What la m Prison f COUNCIL BLUFFS, la., Aug. ZL-To tho Editor of The Bee: It seems a fitting time, when thousands of Americans, at least In the northern states, are aroused to righteous Indignation over the horrible atrocity that has Just been perpetrated against Leo Frank, to ask. tho questions, "What la a prison." and "When la a prison not a prison?" We are all- familiar with, the unsuc cessful attempt made upon this man's life a short time ago, when ho was cruelly slashed by a fellow convict And this would-be slayer of Frank Is one, who could have had no personal interest In the death of his victim, therefore, the fact follows, that he must have been a hired assassin. In the face of this cowardly attempt upon his life, did not Frank apply tha Golden Rule and beg the state authorities to have mercy on the assailant? It seems also tn order at this time to quote a few "lines from reoent dally papers: Of all tho armed guards on tha prison farm, not one raised a hand to protect him. The same five masked men sur prised Superintendent Burke, and two guards who are said to have been asleep on the dormitory front porch. Would It not appear that these guards are paid to protect tho lives of tho prison ers aa weU as their own lives? And Is Georgia paying its guards to . sleep on the dormitory front porches of prisons? It seems that any ' fair-minded person whe desired Justice, as all prison au thorities, judges, and others in the em ploy of the government should, under standing fully tha circumstances sur rounding the Frank case, should have realised the necessity of taking precau tionary measures for his safety.' At the present time the public press Is quoting ex-Governor Slayton in con nection with tho affair, as follows: Every power of the state will ' be brought to bear to punish the malefactors who have so disgraced the common wealth. Men who would do this sort of thing are the same sort that would kill women and children and murder men from behind a fence. The worda I speak hers 1 will repeat at home. Ex-Governor Slayton should go down In history aa being on of tho bravest of the brave, for It Is a groat risk he Is taking. The responsibility of Frank's death lies at the doer of the stste of Oeorgla and It should be mads to account. "A BELIEVER IN FRANK'S INNO CENCE" i:wlty la Everyday Life. OMAHA, Aug. XL To the Editor of The Bee: A recent Issue of the American Political Science Review contalna an estimate of the book, Etiuitanla, published by Dr. W. O. Henry of Omaha. The editor's comment Is quite favorable. The work Is in many respects - remarkable. Briefly stated the author has sought to outline the line of conduct of individuals In many situations of every day Ufa It Is something of a treaties on "how to do right" in all circumstances, and par ticularly how to ahape one'a oonduot so aa to do light, by nee self, also by his neighbor. Pr. Henry baa drawn oa hla ImaglnaUoa for tha creation of tho state of society of people located to the "LaaJ of Uqulty." Dr. Henry lays a great deal of stress on the Importance of teaching people or lines of personal accountability and In dividual responsibility. He says that "real worth, will power, and moral strength" can come In no other way. Equltanla touches ea so many subject bearing upon tha experieaoea of every day life that It cannot fail to attract a great deal of attention of thoushful men snd women. While lr. Henry outlines an ideal state of society and has created an Imaginative realm, yet ot the same time his Ideas have a practical application and prove of great value to the averse reader. J. 11. HAYNKS. Doabta Practicability of MnninM. OMAHA. Aug. S3. -To the Editor of The Bee: I recently wrote a short letter to your letter box on the Esperanto advo cate Mr. Charles P. Lang. As Esperanto concerns a vital problem of the day, "world wide understanding," and result ant "world wide peace." I think it deserves the further Investigation by readers of The Bee. I a!so have noticed In a late issue of The Bee a letter by Mr. Johns advocating- "Monoglot" as a medium of International communication. Now, I know absolutely nothing about "Monoglot" and for that reason will not attempt to discourage the Idea. But, I wish to state that I have great doubts about Its practicability. Mr. Johns states "Monoglot" Is derived largely, from Lntln ami In my opinion Latin is too compli cated. The principle purpose of an Inter nntlonal language Is for ths use of the nunlinqulst. The linqulst can soon ac quire any tongue. Tt seems to me that a language derived from Latin must of a necessity entail considerable difficult grammar, which alone would make It Im practicable among the poor and unedu cated. If what is written and said of Esperanto be true a poor person with limited edu cation can with very smell expense and little labor mentally acquire command of' a tongue with which he or she can con verse with intelligence with people of his own station In life from all nations. If this is really so a few weeks study ami a little planning on the part of the whole family will furnish for all many years of education which will be practical, and much good, hearty, clean entertainment. DIEGO C. COItlOS. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. Mamma ws till-inn daughter to tk- "I dn t like the way y"U and JncK nc over the fnnt nnl every evening. I'll- rmiinl m ti'il I -Well nm t,. that, their's h srent dc: I t.v lie ml or. Ktli sid.--." i '' d '' 1 ur Judge. "Did you nee wheic s l.iNu Inspector In Massachusetts rtcl,ir-.1 that in the night section, the telephone tfliis wor.; while thev sleep?" , "Humph, that's nothing. I've known them to sleep while they work.' Bait. -more American. "A cosy plctuie. eh? A man lollin; In an ensy-chalr. and his beautiful wife leaning over h'm to light his cigar.'' "Von haven't seen the companion pic ture to It, have you?" "Why. no " "It's the same man savagely chewing the end of his cigar and writing a check." liirmingnm Ace-Herald. WHITTLED TO A POINT. Many a man who is well off Is well on I In years. i It dcesn't tske a good looker long to ! find a husband. Ynnv a "-omin without brains is aide to fool a male highbrow. I Tne man who .a always celebrating Isn't neccFSarilv celebrated No candld ile is ns radical in office a he was during the campaign. I I'eople would rather listen to a bank I account thsn a hard luck story. I A woman seldom enjoys anything- "n rless she can sheds tears over It. I Those who sre fond of harmony, have no esrthly use for chin music. I Customs Inspectors are patriotic. The always go where duty calls them. Some men would rather he abused than accumulate a lot of receipted bills. If a man Is backed by money It inn't ilfricult for him to put on n bold front. And many a man squanders so much coin on lis Ideals that he can't afford to marry. A compound fracture of tne neck H said to be the only sure cure for the grumbllne habit Nothing; makes a man feel so Import ant as his ability to answer the questions of a smell boy. Mather than make an effort to reach t lie top somo men remain at the bottom snd help to pull others down. Chicago News. HIGH PRICES KILLEDfJS-fiL Thm Cmnurml taytt Whoa we entered th field thsj prlosj of good rwefias. waa taa kirk. With, cna bis mills, aiiucaissja OOVTMlt ana nsojern selling bboUkxJs we cast sail tha teas roofiag at m nrica. This baa boon dona tl such a gi-asct Now yosj got bay reasonable) prlca. Thie baa boon dona tt such a g x toast that kigh prices bare baea killed. Now yosj tba kdghast quality at a reasonable prica wbea yesj Qarisim-teed Roofing But titers k another great dinger. Un known goods with unknown brand and nkjDOwnqualitics art being ottered at prices that are too cheap for safety. It's long, long cbaace yeu take when you buy these cLean goods. Avoid ex tremes of cheap nnces a well as high prices. Know that 'be coaipanr whose taua appears on be goods has the ability to make a good quality roofing t reasonable price, and that it is guaranteed by them te be the best roofing potaibls to msh that the company doss aot sell anything at higher price, and that the price at widen It is offered to you is a reasonable bat aot cheap price. Ctnatn-tmti Roofing is gosfanteed S, W or IS years, according to whether the thickness Is 1. or S ply respectrrdy, aod remember this gasnuiteets backs" by the Unrest mills bs the roofins ana hoi id ins paper industry. Aikrout itaito lor it rmb saw kbaC Tat srks an as nanartlfc CeBtral Kooflnf Huafactarinf Co. sW4aflgl sVswwl'saf 9mifo0tllTtT9 if aRafaltf ad SaHirtss has few Tart Or CUcase .PUUsslsUa ttLsah gatfaa Csmlaa riMakarrt patraS Salmdu iss ills I ii T CARPENTER PAPER CO. OMAHA-DISTRIBUTER CEFiTAIINI-TISfclD ROOFING BUILDING PAPi R asterim Tirops Via Tho CHICAGO and HORTHIVESTERU RY. CIRCUIT TOURS New York and return , $54. GO $58.20 Orle way rla Buffalo other way via Washington. Boston, Mass., and return $53.90 $60.20 One way via Montreal other w ay via Direct Line through Albany and Buffalo. Boston. Mas., and return 859.50805.25 One way Tla Buffalo and Albany other way via New York and Washington, D. C. Many other combinations may be had, including Lake Ocean Bay and River Trip. Eixty-day limit with many atop-over privileges. Round Trip Fares via Direct Routes: Alexandria Bay, N. J., and return Atlantic City, N. J., and return Bar Harbor, Me., and return. . 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