THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 17, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE ' FOUNPED DT EDWARD ROSE WATER. " VICTOR RQSEWATER. EDITOR. Tke Bee Publishing rompmjr, Proprietor. rrH BUILDING. FARNAM AND gEVENTEENTlL Fni4 at Omaha poatofflee second-rlnes matter. TKKMfl OF SUBSCRIPTION. By carrier Br wall mt month. per yr. afty St Bundey m "c $ l!v without punoay. ........... enc v Venlng ana Sunday a rvttninf without Sunday.. eeeeeeee.YOeeee)S0)4 under P-e only iv: " ' 2 M nnlr of chant of address er eomplelnta cf 1rrTjirlty la delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Ietartment REMITTANCE. mti bv draft. irrM or potrtal order. Only two- mi tmn received In oerment of Smai counts. nnnal checks, except on Omaha and eastern enehange. not sccepted. omcica Omaha The Bea Buildtna. Couth Omaha Sit N street Council Biuffa 14 North Mala street, ' I.lnoola m Llttte Building. Chlcago-eM Hearst Hulldlpr. fork Room 11M. la Fifth avenue, ft. Louis-tut New Bank of Comnwm, Wssrdnston "28 Fourteenth ft.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE). .Trees ewmtntinlr-atlons reJatlns- to news an edV. (oriel natter to Omaha Baa, Ml tori al Department, JVXY fJUVCXLATIOJI. 53,977 But of WertrasVs, County of Douglas, eat Dwlrht WlllUma. circulation manager cf Tha Pee Publishing company, beln duly worn, says that tha average circulation for tha month ot July, ll&, waa u,tn. VVTtnrtT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to bafora ma. thia M dav of August, IS11 ROBERT HUNTER, Notary PuMlo. ' Subscribers leaving Ue city temporarily ehouU bar Tba Bee mulled to them. Ad dress will be ckacgod as often tu requested. Aajrast IT Thought for the Day If you toorls by (As kovr, you peniljf sail on tht itrun of timt ukicH u always Uaring you en to IA naes of pay whtthor yow mala any effort or not, nothing can movo a men who U paid by f to hour, liovt rtct tho if M of timt to hit calm mind! Anonymous. J ! I In the Mexican spelling book; too, A. B. C. ft only the beginning of the alphabet. Near aide street car stopping Is snpposed to help autolsts round corners. Be careful, Just the same. The weather man will have to begin to get busy or we will forget there ever waa such a thing aa 100-degree summer heat. Complaints about the gate receipts all over the country make It look aa If what the game ot base ball needs most Is a dose of "pep." The reet of the debate on the question of exporting war munitions will have to be had out with Pr eel dent Wilson and Secretary ot State Lansing. British, statesmen show a tendency to chew, contraband cotton. The exercise will afford the chewers aa little satisfaction aa the present war situation. Washington advices are that our own "Met f active there boosting the Oarrauza end of the game. Well, why shouldn't he, If he has con nected op with the Carranxa payroll? Italy la wisely economical. Buying Amer ican dollars at a premium of 23 per cent with whlcb, to pay for American wheat would quickly give the Roman treasury the forlorn aspect ot the neighboring Forum. It's a fair guess that our big steel magnates trould never have taken those coloaeal war or dsrs, nor would they build new factories to fill them, without first satisfying themselves that no governmental Interference was Impending. Governor Capper ot Kansas Is a most un feeling official. Ills crusade against Juicy re ceivership fees seriously disturbs the comity which distinguishes the relations of the execu tive and Judicial departments of the state gov ernment. . The Water beard Is drawing on Omaha for a water fund tax cf $140,000 for next jew, an lncreaae from $100,000 heretofore. Tie Wkier district does not need one dollar of tltat extra tnonsy which It Insists on taking out of the pockets of the taxpayers. Retired school teachers In New York City are confronted with a disquieting deficit in the pen sion fund. Contributions of the city to the fund, together with 1 per cent of the teachers' salaries, are insufficient and working teachers must xaiae their contribution to 3 per cent or cut each Session in half. The experience serves to show that the country enters upon pension plans with more enthusiasm than knowledge of what the venture Involves. Arthur BrUiis and Frank Daniels retumrd from a ehort pleasure trip to the Bluff, bom of the wi'kd Cnll who haunt the p-ia house corner souht to m.r the ) y vt thWr excursion by phoning tha Council 2.;.iff polk a d'scrutlun of their appearance, and ordering their arvst a ronftiit-nce men. Fortunately fur the B. and I , the policeman did not succeed la gsthering th-m in. ('. E. lirumier, T. C. II runner, and Mru. Jacob F-i . uWml.-r are all suing to htlp Mr. and Mr J. . hrunnvr celebrate ttwlr alxtwlh wedding anni versary at Wet I'dnt where they have lived fur te;.t it are, Mr. tlrunner bring pst tlgtity, aud Mra. lsrunnrr eeventy-aeven. la the al'S'iice of i-d Unify, Theodoie Jones Is the m-uier prridlni in the I'ulun l&clMc baKftg room Coluiu-l Akin of II. r 4. Co., ha btcn confined to tha ivjuea by U.e breaMim out of an old wound. A. J. Mi-ad. of !. felon I'm Iflc tclrgraph depart u.eiit, and lii wife, iiav r turned from tnelr bridal t -i:r In U s ( and will Hike up reaidVnce on "omilton atrert. llpt ry Kurtmn lm tx en engaged as Instructor in j$ iiiEikMI' s and aili)iei,lcs at o pr month. J J. i'roKii and family ht returned from a visit M Ci.i.'&Jt f pi list. I'rofesfor .'r Mt.r.t, the well known balloonist, i lifd (jii lis nf tome tu Hi Ima to n'ntfut thst he s u-.n f .r sn t u ns incni m acan- V i " - .-JU."'""' T" TP VBaUBBBBaMBBBBBBBKClBjl oBMeve Definite Note on Munitions. The reply of the United Ptate to the Aue- ttlan note on the question of tale and shipment of munitions of war more definitely restates the l-coltlon adhered to from the first by our gov- ernment. The principle Involved baa boon ex plained many times, but to give force to Ha ap plication, the course of Germany and Austria In the past Is cited In Illustration of commercial transactions with warring countries and serves to Justify the present attitude of the United States. The deeper point at Issue Is not touched upon, however, even Infercntlally,. In the note. This Is that the principle of non-Intercourse between neutrals and belligerents ran be made applicable only by International agreement. It may come as a part of the future peace plan, re quiring that International disputes be left to an International court for determination. Any nation that refuses to so submit Its ease may then find itself cut off from commerce with the other nations, and at a decided disadvantage. Tbls form of International boycott would be the means of enforcing snbmlsston to the decrees of the arbitration courts, and In a measure at least take the place 'of the resort to arms by which disagreements between nations are now settled. But for this war It Is out of the question for any one country to change the accepted rules governing belligerents and neutrals. How for a Demonstration. While It la hardly to be expected that the president will accept The Bee's Invitation to prove democratic devotion to the principle of a nonpartisan Judiciary by appointing a republican tc the vacancy on the federal bench here, he has a grand opportunity, which he should not pass, to give ns a demonstration of the policy of pub licity, advocated as a democratic principle by a recent member of his cabinet family. For some time the demand of Mr. Bryan has been that In the selection of Judges the people be taken fully Into the confidence of the appointing power by making public all the endorsements filed for every person under consideration, together with the names of every one in any way urging the claims of any candidate. The purpose, of course. Is to expose to open view atl the wicked Influences at work to put creatures In life tenure places on the bench, and thus to frustrate every Insidious effort to control the courts., But will the president do It? Will Mr. Bryan set the example by himself proclaiming his own preferred choice for the federal Judge ship? Or is there a difference here, too, be tween democratic preaching and practice? Carranxa Holding: Off. General Carranxa has announced that he vlll not Interfere with the circulation of the AU- Amerlcan peace note through that portion of Mexico where he dominates, but he Is negatively lukewarm In his personal attitude towards the plan for pacifying his country and giving it such government aa may restore It soon to Its place among nations. Carranxa has been con sistent In one thing at least. He haa never evinced any Inclination to eliminate himself when It came to possible negotiations for the establishment of order. In this his course leads to the conclusion that he Is more concerned over Ma own advancement than fof the welfare of his country. He haa been too deeply Involved In the disorder of Mexico to be a really acceptable leader under the peace movement, and yet he mould undoubtedly have more Influence In the conference than in the field. It is not incon ceivable that Carranxa may yet be brought to understand that he cannot enforce recognition, and that he will yet take part In the peace con ference, but Just now he risks forfeiting hls prestige. Discipline at Annapolis. The report of the court of Inquiry, sitting at Annapolis, recommending the dismissal of two midshipmen and the punishment of several oth ers, Just made and approved by the president, Indicates a proper determination to maintain discipline at the naval academy. The scandal occasioned by the misbehavior of a few of the midshipmen of the navy should not attach to the entire corps, which aa a body will compare with any similar group of young men in the world. Conditions that gave rise to the inquiry rutght prevail at any school, and likely would meet with similar prompt action on discovery. The course of study at the Annapolis academy Ir severe, but it has been adopted aa the result of experience, and is Intended to secure the highest possible training for officers of the navy, who are essentially experts In their profession. But the requirements of the course are not lm- possible to achieve, as witness the great number of young men who succeed in passing the exam inations and entering on the active work of lite In the navy. In connection with the cultural and technical training, the discipline of the academy is Intended to develop the higher moral attributes of the midshipmen and ltnpresa them with a sense of the high responsibility they aa- eume as "officers and gentlemen." It waa against this more than any other tradition ot the school the guilty ones offended. They were found guilty ot deliberate cheating, and, there fore, unfit for the service of their country. It was fortunate for the faith of Divine Right Baehr that the blow did not fall on the anthracite barons while he lived. The shock of government Interference with a hard coal cinch would have saddened and shortened, his life. . Occasionally the grim messenger is mer ciful. A multitude of returning vacationists will keenly appreciate the news that a stack ot work a foot high welcomed President Wilson to his desk. No feature of a summer scout carries a deeper note of joy than the knowledge that work Insures a gladsome welcome home. Medical authorities agree that human lungs require double the quantity of air for the exer cise ot walking and running over that needed in sitting down. From this it may be guessed that the drain on the atmosphere of Rusala must be enormous at the present moment. If the City Planning commission's Jurisdic tion includes "the city beautiful." ooa ot its first recommendations should 'be for transplanting that hideous "Welcome" arch to some other location where It will not disfigure an otherwise artistic civic center. Aimed at Omaha Rlalr Trtbiin: Through the columns of lhr Omaha Bee the trichina of tha fttate Normal BoarJ In tha allowing the contract for tha c on irt ruction of tha aurlltortum of tha Kearney Normal to tha hlirhcrt bid der haa ben eipoeed. Tha uaual euatom In letting contract of thla tort la to award tha Job to tha low eat bidder; not so, however. In this cm, for the high eat bidder sot tha Job. Doean't that smack of dirty politics In our state echoola. ward Blade: Fire meat marketa In Omaha have paid flnea agreatln(t tM with coat added, for tha offne of uslna sodium sulphite to preserve ham burrer steak. It deatroya tell-tale odors and produces a bright red appearance, deceiving1 tha purchaser. Tha rural vUltor to tha city haa a variety Of unfit food wlhed on him for Inatance chicken pis eompoaed of ared rabbits Battle Creak Enterprlae: Tha Omaha Bee has learned why tha populace was disappointed' with tha automobile racee in Omaha a short time as At tha Ds Motnea tournament one driver waa killed and two aerloualy Injured, while Omaha got away without a fatality. Rlverton Review (dem.); If Nebraaka democracy la aaaln to be a living, vital force In our atate democracy. Illtrhcocklam haa sot to go. That fact might Juat as well ha underatood flrat aa last. The day has aet when Gilbert M. Hitchcock reign is to be permitted. Ills ascendancy In democratic ranks haa been but tha dleaolutlon of tha atrength tha party waa heir to be fore ha waa thus elevated. If Hitchoocklsm la to pre vail In Nebraaka, then count 29,900 democrat out of the party until auch time aa sober aenaea and sober thinking returns to that party. Hitchcock's leadership meane a leadership of special Intereata; It means a leadcnhlp of breweiiea; It means a leadership of atandpatletn and retrogreselon ; It means anything and everything repuldve to tha moral. Intelligent and pro gressive rltlsenehip of a great state. That's what intchcocklam stands for aa It is personified In hla acta, hla deeds and the fellowship that surround him. Fremont Tribune: Omaha flnda that with Its greater girth aa a result of annexation It must pro vide an ampler budget. Of course, when knicker bockers are discarded for men's slse, tha price In creases accordingly. Kearney Democrat: A portion of the greater city of Omaha la to be prohibition ealoonlesa, according to tha statement of Commissioner Kugel, who says: There will ds no saloons, or even pool balls In Dun dee If I can prevent them going there." Of eouree, that will not appeal to Mayor "Jeema," and we are wondering If Mayor "Jeema" la powerless to veto the notions of Commissioner Kugel. Papllllon Times: Let Omaha hold another booster day for the 6maha baas ball team and It wilt aurely spell laat place for that aggregation. Something la radically wrong and the owner of tha team must feal tha pang of financial stringency caused by having a tall end team. Papllllon fana now never mention or think of attending a Western league game In Omaha while a few years ago with a winning team scores attended tha gamea dally. It pays to have a winner or, at leaat, a near winner. Beaver City Tlmea-Tribune: Omaha had Harry K. Thaw one day this week and will have Rev. Billy Sunday next month. Not satisfied with these two at traction. It Is clamoring for tha democratic national convention , next summer. There's nothing too good for Omaha. Kearney Hub: Nearly every one In Omaha la en gaged In a Billy Sunday controversy. But Billy will coma and Billy will go. He will besin with a alam and quit with a bang. Some one. Indeed several some ones, will be waked up. And when the dust has cleared away Omaha will be a better town by a whole lot than It waa before. Method T it la results that count. ; ' x Hasting Tribune: Mayor Dahlman won a mule race In Omaha the other day, Nope, that Isn't just exactly It Mayor Jim drove a mule that won a race. No harm ataliatall. Nebraska City Prea: Omaha seems (5 be well plessed over tha announcement that a manufacturing enterprlae In that town has received a big order for shrapnel, a suborder from a Pittsburgh concern. Ther j are various ways In which to show one's pleasure; ours lies in a different direction. Twice Told Tales line Heard It Before. While engaged In a conversation two prominent po lice magistrates began telling stories of funny cases that had been brought before them. "Probably tha funniest I ever had," remarked one. "waa an axed colored man, bearing the earmarks ot the aouth, who applied to ma for a warrant. The of fender. It seems, had been blaspheming Raatua before and he had then appealed to ma for aid. Standing be fore my desk he proceeded as follows: 'Yo' honah, I wants a warrant for George Wash ington. He's date colored man what you told to be good two weeks ago, but he's ben worse' n evah, aah. I can stand him so longah.' . " 'Humph,' I remarked, oaaually. 'Seams to me I have heard that name somewhere before.' " 'Yea, aah,' he answered, with alacrity, "two waeka ago, sah.' "Philadelphia Press. Got Hlaa at Lat. Old Ebea was walking along tha at reet one morn ing and one ef his arms waa In a sling. Mrs. Hortoa, who bad often employed the old fellow for odd Jobs, happened to meet aim and aaked: "Why, Eben. have you met with an accident T" "Yea, ma'am," replied Ebon, "I did. I'M done up now, fer sho'l You see, dts arm in da slina, ma'am. don't youT" "Yea, Eben," said tha woman, sympathetically, "what haa happened?" "Well, ma'am," tha old colored man answered. Til be 71 years olo nex' harvest I done see lots ob trubble In my day, ma'am, but by der grace er Uod I tntna to kuklux an' I mlaa da wbltecapo, ma'am, an' I miss de vtglanoa committee an da regutatora, an now, ma am. here In my ola age dem waxlnators kotched me!" New York Tlmea. Billy lflea Sesaetklag. My atster, going to call one day on a school chum. took her little son along. While there the hostess served refreshments on a highly polished table, with only a centerpiece In the center of the table. It looked like a regular meal to Billy, who looked flrat at hU mother and then at tha hoateaa In a pussled way. They both began to eat. and finally Billy, with a little aigh. aerloualy lifted hla glaaa and plate and spread out bis napkin under them. Hla mother wanted to know why ha waa doing that, and Billy, glancing furtively at the hoateaa, who appeared not to be no ticing, whispered: "Shi She forgot the tablecloth." Chicago Tribune. People and Eventa A Chicago scientist solemnly aaaerte that men are trailer than women. BclentUta may be credited wita knowing their own environment. John Dunn of St Uoul la a worker with a unique record. He ha been on tha Job atnee lftia and has act missed a single working day la that time. The latest development In Uncle am'a subaea de partment la tha "gaaoltne lag " No sort of a prohlbl. tton order from Secretary Danltl can cork It Tha jag la acqulied from tha fumes of a gasoline leak and nothing but fresh air will save a man from a knockout An ousted employe of the city hall In Kansaa City told a bunch of inveatlgator that the work la hla do partment could be dona by ulna imb, though twenty six rhalrwarmera are on the Job. "But," ha added. "I mean nine real men, not drunks." When office holder fall out taxpayers get Inside Information. Inursli MmI Kaslthatirsuir. OMAHA, Aug. U.-To the Editor of The Beel Luclen Stebblna must bava read "War Time Warning," or "The Power Behind the Scenea la Jhe Oreet War," an antt-Cathollc pamphlet issued by tha Protest Truth eoclety of England, and circulated throughout the United SUiea. I would remind Luclen, gently, but firmly, that no Catholic state ever tried" to impose Its religion upon a non Catholle state. Would to Uod that the same could be said of the non-Catbollo states of Europe. ANNA CARROUU 3801 North Eighteenth Street TsiMftr Aaka Feinted Qaestloaa. OMAHA, Aug. J. To the Editor of the Bee: From newspaper reports I see that the city of Omaha la going to ask the people of Dundee to pay the regular city levy for 191a, and In addition pay on a lovy of 43 nil lea, which was adopted by the village board for the fiscal year, 1816-191C, before consolidation became a fact It appears to iue that Dundee prop erty owners will be hit tight hard if thla goea through, and tor two reasons: First, they compel that community to pay for two fiscal period In one year. Second, they are taxing thara twice for the period of January 1 to April 10, 191. which period Is covered by both levies. Again, South Omaha property Is taxed by the city commleaioners to the amount of 1123,000 to cover the period of differ ent fiscal years. But Instead of taxing this difference to South Omaha property, aa In the caae of Dundee, the city coun cil aaka that the entire property of Greater Omaha pay for it and thia, of course. Include Dundee, I think one of the fundamentals of t&xatiou must be uniformity, therefore It la highly Im probable that the above outlined method will stand the teat of courts. TAXPAYER. . Prevention Preferable te "Ooeta." OMAHA, Aug. IX-To tha Editor of The Bee: Ever the contest goes on be tween expense, or saving money, arrayed against the value of a human life! Over a thousand persona were killed in the Iroquois theater holocaust before rigid exit laws were demanded. Nearly forty lives were given up as a sacrifice to a weak and rotten girder in the municipal auditorium at Long Beach, Cat. BaJlroada murdered thousands of people for year before safety devices and pro tection were offered. Sickness, disease and death waa the vanguard of our pure food lawa. Adulterators of foodstuff would ruin the health of a nation for a few paltry cent of profit. The ill fated Titanic was allowed to leave port with only enough lifeboats for a third of the passengers. Think of the fire In the Triangle building In New York, where 160 girls were burned to death and killed just because the only thought of tha factory owner waa money! Greed and erase of gold was tha power which al lowed two old rattle-traps the Slocumb and the Eastland toply their trade. Always after a terrible catastrophe the great American public arises to demand an investigation after the damage la done. This is needless expense.- The money should be expended on investiga tion before accidents. What we need la a report on all buildings, fectorlee, boats,' In fact, everything used by or for the public . ... . Silence has given consent too long al ready to the sacrifice of life for accumu lation of wealth. Now Is the appointed time for concentrated action making the greateat thing on earth the preservation of a human life! Give ua rigid Inspection and there will be no "accidents" nor "goats." .C, E. . WALSH. Starvation a Flaaneler's Exeaee. NORTH LOUP. Neb., Aug. 16. To the Editor of The Bee: Tha people of tha United States should keep an eye open to the present movements in Mexico, The dealings of the administration with Carranxa do not seem to be fair. That la aaytng a good deal, but we know that Nebraska had a man,ln tha cabinet who could see nothing In Mexico except Villa, and, every favor waa shown Villa by that member of tha cabinet When the fact la known that the- administra tion haa been permitting franchises In the natural reaourcee ot thla country, to a coterie of high financiers, why should we be surprised in seeing tha same ad ministration showing favors to those financiers In Mexican affairs, where they have natural resources unexcelled T My assertion, by many people, may be ques tioned; but I am ready, at any time, to show the exact franchises disclosing the purported facts. Carranxa haa aald "no lo those high financiers ot Wall street, and they have set out to get Carranxa out ot that country. The people down there hare been starving all the time. Starvation Is a financier's excuse for Intervention. Recognition of Carransa la the only honorable means to peace. WALTER JOHNSON. Meaearlot vs. Csseraat. TILDE N, Neb., Aug. 14. To the Editor ot The Bee: The aobolarly and compli mentary recognition of D. C. John of Esperanto and bis devotion to the uni versal intereata of tha world In giving humanity a neutral auxiliary language. Is most laudable. However, we are glad to answer the questions tha learned doc tor proposes, and which be claims as defects of the Zamenhof system, which haa passed every test for twenty-eight yeara, and la dirested by a lingual academy composed of 100 of the eminent etonaologlst of tha world, representing all too progressive nations. "L That it has not a sufficient vocabu lary." Being Romance-Teutonic, from tha Argaa tree, and If a root la found In ua In five of tha fifteen leading language. It Is then accounted Interna tional, and if not the Latin root la usedV benoe tha vocabulary Is unlimited. Want of moods and tense to be a ecu rata." The heretofore numerous forms of tba Hebrew verb, that are in expressible In any other language, with out a redundant circumlocution, find logi cal expression in analytical forma. Par ticularly tha ever troublesome participle, which haa eight deftnata points that cover every phase, that a pupil In the grades can enaiyse a conatrucUon that would entangle a teacher. "t Too filavte," Slavlam la a vital branch of the Aryan tree, and much of our beat literature comes from that source, and the under current of Slav la homogeneoua with the Romance Teu tonic even though the appearent exterior abound In s's and Vs. "4. Collaborated from too many languages." It Is tha logical digest of the Aryan system, and a monollngulat. who even has no Latin, will find the way open easily, and really Instead of requiring the student to be a linguist, he finds himself by this means on the approach to comprehend the related Idioms, and abl to scan them as be progresses. "a. That one must be slavishly depend ent on the lexicon." The word building la the most Ingenious part of Eoperan tiem, for the word parte, with tha sys tematically framed, affixes and correla along srxl t ersuadea me to take a drink." wasi inaiun Mar. Plomllne I wish Perclval wouldn wear a fountain pen In his breaat pock et Rrunetta WhyT Hiondlne I am continually running ths point Into my ear. Judge. "What do you suppose causes the rise In breadstuff?" "Sometime It la trikes. sometimes the failure of the wheat crop, sometimes epemilatlnn and often it la just plain yeast" Baltimore American. tives, make the expressions leap up and clothe the Idea. b. The average monollngulit has 70 per cent of the roots, and If he baa Latin or tha elementa of another language, h will add thereto. For a single root by meane of the analytlo system Is capable of being used In scores and scores of words, with all shades of flexibility as well as opposite, by mean of fixed affixes. CHARLES P. LANG. An Old Hywta With Varlatlona. OMAHA, Aug. 15. To the Editor of The Bee: A few days ago Trie Bee pub. Ilahed the famous, or otherwise, poem declaring .the hate of the Germans for England. I remembered reading some weeks ago a description of that poem, for the supposed writing of which the supposed author had been decorated with the Iron cross by the German emperor. I looked up the article I read It In and In the Literary Digest ot June it, pace 1&2S, I find a correspondent of the Lon don Morning- Post who says: "The famous 'Hymn of Hate Is noth ing but a bold plagiarism. "George Herwegh, the stubborn Ger man revolutionary of seventy yeara ago, was the author of thia 'Hymn of Hate' and addressed It to Prussia (whence be waa expelled) and the Prussian tyranny of 1941. In Its original form It read: 'We all have only one common foe Prussia.' "Ernst Liaaauer, who several months ago published in Jugend the 'Hymn of Hate,' which haa at present such, a vogue In Germany, simply substituted England for Prussia in Herwegh's earlier lucubration. "Bio Historia nascitur." I de not know what the Latin words mean, but I think they ought to mean "Be sure to get your history on straight." JONATHAN EDWARDS. She Oh, Charles. It ia so cold.. I would like to have something around me. He What would you care to have? 8he Oh, anything And ha brouaht a ahawl. Michigan Gargoyle. EVEKS0NG. Winifred Wells In the Independent. Lay aalde your tools of labor, for the fli la at Ita ending. Mind and soul and body all are clamor ing to be free. Put away today's misfortune and tomor row' fresh Intending. Turn your lootstepe through the city home to me. Far- beyond the nolaome pavements where the lla-hta gleam gold and gay. Like swollen bubbles bobbing down the canyon of the street, t await your weary spirit as It wings Its eager war On the pinions of your longing strong nnd fleet- There my arm that ache with tender There the heart of me shall keep you for its deepest and Its beat, And your griefs shall be forgotten In my kisa. Shall It matter if the tryste we hold are ever in our dreaming? Shall we yearn in vain 'for things we know can never, never be? Sweeter far than worlds that are, the secret world of only seeming. When at duak I feel you coming home to me. &ae7llilC Infants and Invalids Hi O RUCK'S tks orassmAL ALT ED MILK The Food-Drink for all Ages Rich milk, malted grain, in powder form. For infanta, invalids ei growing children. Pure nutrition, upbuilding a whole body. Invigorates nursing mothers ssi the aged. More healthful than tea or coffee. . Unlom you mmy "HORUQtCS" you may got a mubmtltutom LINES TO A SMILE. "Papa, what do you call a man who runs an auto?" "It dependa on how near he comes to hitting me." Houston Post. "Can't I persuade you to sign the pledge?" "I s'piee so," replied Uncle Bill Bot tletop. "The only trouble is that I'm gettln' so easy perausded that every time I slga the pledge some fell rw come Get the Punch! By J cane G'Hara Day HE punch is the deciding thing in a lot of other places besides the prize ring. Jess Willard is not the only man who has stepped into fame and fortune by having the right punch at the right time. If a play succeeds, it does so because it has the punch because, at the psychological moment, it springs the line, that makes the audience sit up and take notice. The place "where the right punch can make most money is in advertising. I have labored through advertisements that were harder to read than Plutarch's Lives. But I have seen others that held the attention as tightly as the greatest piece of fiction. There is today a man drawing $25,000 a year from a big corporation because he can suggest the ideas that will make the public do business with his concern. Whyt It is because he has in his brain the punch. With a phrase or a certain line of type he can hold the attention of the reader. Deep thought and imagination are as nec essary in newspaper advertising as they are in sculpture, poetry and painting. Imagination is the essential of every hig success. Fortune was never built on any thing but originality. And imagination and originality are the things that produce the punch. The public wants to be hit between the eyes. It likes to have a sensation. And everybody who can get a thrill out of a news paper advertisement becomes interested im mediately in the establishment which put out that advertisement. The stronger the punch, the bigger the profits. 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