Tim BEE; OMAHA, FRIDAY. JULY 30, 1915.
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Thought for the Day
Selected hy Anmh I. Gillie
The longrr en thie earth we Uve, v
And weigh the qyalitiet of dim,
The more we Jul the high trn ftatund ctaaty,
Of plain devoUdnete to duty.
Bteadfatt and etiU, nor paid inlth mortal praiee.
But finding am pit it rtcomptnM
For lf'$ ungar landed expense
In work done equanly and un toasted days.
. R. Lowell
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"Safety first" It not for the day after aa ac
cident, but for every day in the year.
At this distance, it looks as if the late presi
dent of Haiti showed very poor judgment
Another Greater Omaha merger question: Is
it coins to make phone talk cheaper or dearer!
The Federal Trade commission, in seeking a
superior brand of business, will learn something
to its advantage by consulting King Ak-Sar-Ben.
Of course. If there Is no bole la the Dundee
treasury, there Is no shortage to make good.
But if there "never was no hole, no-how," why
decamp?
In the matter of expositions, California's ex
perience is sgaln demonstrating the exception
to' the usual rule, namely, that one would be
better than two.
The democratic occupants of the state house
at Lincoln have run up a water bill of f 180 for
three months. My I What would have hap
pened bad Nebraska gone dry?
The demand of London women for more Jobs
in the nation's munition factories where 60,000
women are already employed. Indicates a de
termined purpose to run the whole works.
No on has yet explained why th school
board financiers insist on a 115,000 tax for
their building fund, already amply provided for
with the proceeds of a million-dollar bond Issue.
With all of these free lectures on household
economy, the Omaha housewife will have s
hard time finding an excuse for not having a
model home that is, if being told how is the
only prerequisite.
The Orduna incident cannot be regarded se
riously without impeaching Oerman marksman
ihip, hitherto unsurpassed. Most likely the sub
sea commander sought to throw a scare, not
shells. Into the steamship.
The rivalry between the Lincoln Highway
and the O. L. D. route should be a rivalry to
make and maintain a better roadway for auto
tourists. Any rivalry of the one to knock on
the other should be tabooed.
Though it cost Douglas county something
ever 111,000 to make Its tax assessment, the
pro rata Is probably loweat of all, for this as
aeaament serves not only for state and county,
but also for city, school district and water dis
trict, and If the latter were charged with their
share of the expense, the comparison with other
counties In the state would doubtless be greatly
in our favor.
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During the day the heat was almoit intolerable,
thermometers going up aa high aa 103 decreet, with
twe caeca of sunstroke reported. About I o'clock In
the evenlns. however, a real cold wave aet in restor.
Inf atmospheric comfort
The leteet round over the U X Smith stock of
dry goods left the property In the custody of United
Stales Marshal Blerbcwer.
The Omaha Oun club's semi-annual shoot at Ath
letto perk was won by Parmalee, the conditions being
cisbteen yards single rise, twenty I'eorla blackbirds.
Others taking part were Hugh, Strwseberger. Potter,
Kay aad Lane.
Louis Htbbea' now sports proudly the title cf
'father' because of the appearance of a bouncing
baby boy.
Mrs. Dr. Carter and her children have returned
torn a two months' visit In OUumwa.
Mrs. C. II. Dy end Miss Utile Dewry have
gone to Idaho te spend a few weeks.
County Clerk Leavltt has appointed V. H. Muraa
aa his duputy.
Work has commenced on exravstlnf Howard
street to ttmks way for paving with Colorado etna.
t
Fighting from the Coal Minn.
David Lloyd George has Just confirmed an
other dream of the socialists, by his statements
that the war Is being carried on In the coal
mines. Every activity of the army itets back to
coal, says the munition minister, talking to a
congress of miners, called for the purpose of
stimulating, If possible, activity In the collieries.
As long as six years at-o, the miners of Great
Jirltaln, in their union meetings, proposed that
sll miners In the world join in refusing to fur
nish cosl for warshtps, In event of one nation
declaring war on another. They had foreseen
what Lloyd George now elaborates upon, that
without coal a war would be Impossible. The
socialists, with their propaganda of peace, seized
upon the suggestion of the British coal xilners,
and It was urged that the plan of action be
adopted in all countries. When the test came,
however, it found the weakness in the "brother
hood of man," and the workers, who bad held
In their hands the fate of the armies, found
themselves in the mlnee digging coal, that the
machinery of war might be run at full blast.
Lloyd George, appealing to his Welsh brethren,
knows how to touch tbelr pride and secure a full
output of fuel.
Closing Another Chapter.
The execution of Charles Becker, former po
lice lieutenant of New York City, will terminate
another chapter in the yet unfinished fight to
give that city responsible government The story
of the crime for which Becker was convicted
reads more like the fanciful creation of a
cheap novelist than the sober relation of facts,
but its astonishing details were fully estab
lished In court No episode In the annals of
the "wild and woolly west" approaches the mur
der of Herman Rosenthal, which was but one of
a series of offenses that culminated In this
killing.
The fight that was made In behalf of
Pecker was one of remarkable pertinacity.
Twloe be faced a jury, and each time was con
victed, and after the second trial be and his
counsel exhausted every known means of appeal.
Judges sitting in review on the case confirmed
the verdict of the Jury, and the governor of the
state could find no point to Justify interposition
of bis clemency against the decisions of the
courts. That such a record has boen made is
in favor of the justice of the verdicts of guilty,
twice pronounced by trial juries.
In this case is found something of proof that
ultimately the law will triumph against the of
fender, no matter how powerful be may be, nor
how well entrenched behind defenses of his own
making. Booner or later some strong man will
rise up, and, in the name of the people, lead a
fight for order and good government and pre
vail. New York City is not yet free from the
forces of disorder, but the reign of the "gun
man" has received a severe check In the fate of
Becker and bis associates.
An Overlooked Claimant.
The commission that selected Nebraska's
most distinguished citizen plainly made an aw
ful mistake. Here's a Fremont man who has
worked out the only true explanation of our
wet summer, which he unselfishly gives to the
public without price or hope of reward. To
quote his own language:
I understand that our atmosphere that mores
round the circle with the earth Is only a mile and a
half or two miles thick. The atmosphere that lies
more than two miles un from ...,k'.
vdoes not move with the movement of the earth. Now
......uuua guns in semoe in the European
war disturb the atmoaphere for a distance of twenty
or thirty miles upward from the earth. I calculate
that It may take lomt hours for this disturbance to
bring a condition that oooaalona precipitation, and by
the time the latter begins the earth has turned
around on Its axis Just enough aa to bring ua under
the point of original disturbance.
Now, we submit that a man possessing- Buch
high sclentlfie attainments, and endowed with
the brain that enables hlm to make this won
derful discovery first, has claims far superior
to any rnere "bugologlst." We move that our
mott-distlugulshed-citUen electoral college be
forthwith reconvened.
Governorship Term and Salary.
The New York constitutional convention is
considering a proposal to lengthen the term of
the governor to four years, and to fix his salary
at 120,000. At present the governor of New
York Is elected for a two-year term, and his
salary is 110.000, being less than that of the
governor of Illinois, who is the highest paid
rtate executive, and receives a salary of 111,000
a year. Inquiry discloses that only four other
states besides New York, namely. Colorado. New
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Jersey, Ohio and Pennsylvania, pay as much as
iiu.uun. tne others varying down jto 12, BOO as
in Nebraaka, while sixteen states nsv iS.Ooo. of
course, on the basis of the Colorado salary. New
York could properly go un much higher than the
proposed 120.000. It Is the Irony of politics that
weorasaa toy popular vote last year refused to
raise the gubernatorial salary here up to the
t&,000 mark.
Aa to official terms, there la no
that the tendency It toward longer periods of
service. Tne movement for a four-vear aov.
ernorshlp rests on the same ground as does the
movement for a six-year nresidencv. still, we
are not likely to have uniformity among the
states at least for many years to comebut
we may be certain that whatever changes are
made will be toward the feur-year term, which
is already the practice of twenty-four states, or
just half of the total number.
A Lame Excuse.
Secretary Had field points out that no law of
the United States prescribes what tort of vessel
may be built and operated. Any design or form
of vessel that will float Is permitted. Admit
ting this, by what stretch of reason la it permis
sible for the United States through Its steamboat
Inspection officers to give a certificate of safety
to a ship that la known to be unsafe? The gov
ernment may not be able to prevent the con
struction of poorly designed and unseaworthy
ships, but It ought to be able to prevent Its offi
cers certifying their safety as carriers of pas-
angers.
A member of the British cabinet reports that
the Allies now occupy 4S0.000 square miles of
Germany's colonial possessions. From the
standpoint of quality the vast territory is worth
less than the slice of eastern France occupied by
tbe German army. Quality la more to be de
aired tban quantity.
Flying Machines and War
Interrlsw with OrvUle Wright la Collier's
yHB greatest use of the aeroplene to date has
X w" as a tremendously big factor of modern
warfare. But
"The greatest use of the aeroplane eventually will
be to prevent war.
"Some day there will be neither war nor rumors of
war. ant the reason may be the flying machines.
it sounds paradoxical. We ere building aeroplanea
to use in time of war, and will continue to build them
jor war. v e think of war and we think of aeroplanes
..r . pernape. we shall think of aeroplanes In
connection with the wisdom of keeolna- out of war
"The aeroplane will prevent war by making It too
expensive, too slow, too difficult, too long-drawn-out
in oner, by making the cost prohibitive."
The man who makes these atatements about the
aeroplane U Orvllle Wright, one of the brothera who
lnventea it.
"Did you ever atop to think." Inquires Wright,
, i i .....
....- a very oeiinite reason why the present
war In Burope haa dragged along for a year with
neither side gaining murh advantaae ovar the other?
The reason, as I figure It out. Is aeroplanea. In con
sequence of the scouting work done by the flying
macnines, each side knows exactly what the opposing
rorcee are doing.
"There la little chance for any one army to take
another by surprise. Napoleon won Ms wars by
massing ma troops at unexpected places. The aero
plane has made that Impossible. It haa equalised In
formation. Each aide has auch complete knowledge
of the other's movements that both sides are obliged
to crawl Into trenches and fight by means of slow,
tedious routine rather than by quick, spectacular
dashes.
"My Impression Is that before the present war
started the army experts ex.pec.ted It to be a matter
of a few weeks or, at most, a few months. Today It
looks aa though It might run Into years before one
side can dictate terms. Now, a nation that may be
willing to undertake a war lasting a few months may
well hesitate about engaging In one that will occupy
years. The dally eost of a greet war Is. of course,
stupendous. When this eost runs on for years, the
total la likely to be so great that the aide which wins
nevertheless lose. War will become prohibitively ex
pensive, And the scouting work In flying machines
will be the predominating factor, aa It seems to me.
In bringing this about. I like to think so, anyhow."
"What, In yoor opinion, haa the present war dem
onstrated regarding the relative advantages of aero
planea and Zeppelin airships?" ' the Inventor wus
asked.
"The aeroplane seems to have been of the more
practical use," replied Wright. "In the first place.
dirigible ali-ehlne of the Zeppelin type are ao expensive
to build, costing somewhere around half a million
dollars each, that It la distinctly disadvantageous to
the nation operating them to have one destroyed. The
financial risk every time your Zeppelin Is shot at la
too great But what Is more Important is the fact
that the Zeppelin la so large that It furnishes an ex
cellent target unless It sails considerably higher than
la comparatively safe for an aeroplane. And when the
Zeppelin la at a safe height It Is too far above the
ground for your acout to make accurate observations.
Similarly, when the Zeppelin Is used for dropping
bombs, It must be too high for the bomb thrower to
show much accuracy-"
"Haa the war use of the aeroplane been up to the
expectations you and your brother formed at the time
of Its Invention T"
"Tea, beyond our expectations. About the first
thing we thought of after we found that we' could fly
waa the possibilities for scouting purposes, but we ha I
little Idea that the year 115 would see so many aero
planes In army use.
"Aside from the use of the machine tor war pur
poses the war will give a great boost to aviation
generally. It haa led more men to learn to fly. and
with a higher degree of skill than ever before. It haa
awakened people to aviation possibilities."
"Apart from war, what will be the future of the
aeroplane?"
"Just like the automobile, It will become more and
more fool-proof, easier to handle, and safer. There Is
no reason why It should not take the place of special
tralna where there la urgent need of great speed.
Maybe you never paused to think that already the
aeroplane Is safer than the automobile If you are
going at a high rate of speed? If you want to ride
sixty miles an hoar, as men occasionally do, you arc
about ten times safer doing It In an aeroplane, grant
ing, of course, that the man at the wheel haa learned
hla bualness.
"The aeroplane has never really come Into Its own
as a sporting proposition. Of late years the tendency
haa been to develop a high rate of speed rather than
to build machines that may be operated successfully
at comparatively low apeed. The low-speed machine
la necessary before the aeroplane can fill the place it
should In the world of sport. Tou see, a machine
adapted to make from aeventy to one hundred miles
an hour cannot run at all except at a pretty rapid clip,
and this means difficulty in getting down. One must
have a food, smooth piece of ground to land on and
plenty of It. When we get an aeroplane that will fly
along at twenty miles aa hour, ore can land almoat any
placeon a roof. If necessary and then people will
begin to take an Interest In owning an aeroplane for
the enjoyment of flying. - Aa It la now, the man who
buya a flying machine for snort, usually takes a trip
or two to show his friends that he can do t. and then
la reconciled to let the machine remain a good deal of
the time In the ahed.
"The problem of finding a landing place, in case
one's motor ceaaea to work, la one of many Interesting
anglea. If you are Just a mile up In the air at the
moment of beginning an enforced descent, you have
your choice of nearly 209 square mllea of territory In
which to alight. You can circle about and strike a
point Immediately below you, or, If you prefer. It Is
possible to soar down at an angle that will bring you
to a point eight mllea from there.
"Now, when you have BOO aquare mllea to pick
from, It looks aa If you ought to be able to find a
smooth place, doesn't It? But the trouble Is you
probably are not familiar with the territory, and it
la Impossible to tell from where you are about the
conformation of the ground. The aviator soon learns
to distinguish the shades of green that Indicate the
varioue growing crops, but when only a few hunched
feet In the air he cannot tell whether the ground is
hilly or level. When he gets down to a point where
he can see just what he la coming to, It la then too
lata to have much choice la the matter."
"Shall you fly In the future V
"I want to fly now and then or the sport of It .ia
long aa I live. But I do not oare to do It aa a business.
I would like to be clear out of any actual business
occupation.
"As it Is now, I sm a manufacturer of aeroplanes.
Many another man can handle auch a manufacturing
enterprise much more capably than I. What I wouM
like to do la rig up another air funnel and go ahead
experimenting once mors In the laboratory . There Is
still lots to be done."
Little Willie's Excuse
Here te a story that waa told at a recent dinner
by XI Us Sybil Baker, who waa chosen queen of Rose
Festival at Portland, when reference waa made to
the wonderful excueea Invented by the rising gen
eration. One morning the teacher of a publle school In a
western village was glancing over her puptla when
her eye suddenly fastened on little Willie Brown.
"Willie," eald aha in a stem voloe. "didn't I tell
you not to eome to schaol without having had your
hair eombedt"
"Tea. ma'am." waa the rather meekfut rejoinder
of the youngster.
"Welt, then." demanded the teacher, a little more
severely, "why did you to It?"
"Because I couldn't comb It, Mlse Mary," waa
the startling rejoinder of Willie. "We lent our comb
te the Smiths last otiht and they didn't bring It back.'
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Prere All Tblae. Held Feet te
That Which le Oood."
SllVIimiV Wvn Julv K-Tn the
Editor of The Bee: Under date, of June
IT, 191.1, I wrote for, and you published In,
your Letter Box my first protest against
your publishing letters from correspond
ents who would not sign their names. I
It has long been an accepted rule that
anonymous writers or those who Mn
with a nom de plume are not worth
notice, for It Is generally the case that
one wnn asres not sign nis name 10 rua
writings d'es not wish to have the public
n ill. win, na 1 1 1 vin.i ww,.., v
I li f nn mm m fnmmrA
March 29, 1J15, I wrote you that the
article In your Letter Box signed "Cured
In Five Days" broadly took ths attitude
of an advertisement and you agree! with,
me by refusing to OMolMh any replies to
my letter.
July T. 19U. I wrote "The Palmist and
Bryan's Hand," a'nd July l. 'The Nom
de Plumes." Intending bith for the good
of the public. I stand ready to explain
and defend my position in both letters,
but I shall not resort to ridicule and I
shall atirk to both truth and reason.
Should there be any replies, I hope the
Letter Box will see they are decent, re
apectful, truthful and educational.
Regarding palmistry: I proved there
wa no truth In the claimed readings of
"The Dine of Life," by examining ths
hands of the dead. I will go farther and
say no one has a right to claim an fine
In the palm means anything. What right
has anyone to aay this line 1s "The Line
of Life." that line "The Line of Fate."
Iho other line "The Line of Heart?" That
thla part la "The Mount of Venus," that
part "The Mount of Jupiter," another
"The Mount of the Sun?" No one has the
slightest right to aay so, and X defy any
one to prove It. The lines in the palms
are in reality wrinkles caused by the
folding of the akin. Would my readers
not think It ridiculous If I claimed to
read the curves In the ear. the lines In
the forehead, those about the eyes nnd on
the big toes? And yet. It would lie Just
as reasonable. Just as probable, just aa
truthful aa the claims of the palmists.
Am I not right?
Now, aa to ths last two communica
tions of Elsie Robertson: I dislike to enter
Into a controversy with a woman, but
she Is so determined to throw down the
gauntlet that I feel I have a right to
pick It up. and my Idea la to again cor
rect mistakes and educate the readers of
The Bee. Miss Robertson atempta to
ridicule homeopathy, but falls to do so
because she doea not tell the truth. Her
claiming to give a nolsoned do atrvch.
nla becaue it was according to the law
of similars and because there waa strych
nine In the rat poison the dog swal
lowed, waa not prescribed according to
the laws of homeopathy, but of Isopathy
the same thing curea the aam thing.
And I want to aay that no sane homeo
pathlo physician would think r mAvim
strychnine for strychnine poisoning. I
want to add that I do not bellnra thm
lady "triad It on the dog" either, and ask
ner to prove It. I have not read her
"Epitome of Homeopathy." hut I dn mt
believe there' la an article In It on
strychnia, and I do not believe Miss
Ilobertson gave the dog strychnia pellets.
I make this offer: If she will show an
article on strychnia In her "Epitome of
Homeopathy," will enow the empty vial of
strychnia pellets bearlnar th 1ht
any reliable homeopathic pharmacy, will
show the dead dog and prove by a chem
ist's analysis of Its stomach that it AtmA
of strychnine poisoning. I will pay tne
cneraists ree snd contribute IS to "Tne
Bee's Fund for Milk and Ice Should
Miss Robertson fall to nrnvn hmr .w
story, she is to pay the same, aa I offer
to do. Aa a committee to decide the ques
tion I would like to name tha edltn r
The Bee and my three good friends.
nnerman and McConnell and Dr. r-nnn.n
your city physician. And t aak tk
to publish whether Miss Robertson stands
tne test.
She says I am from "the IM r sm.
loan, Wyo." which la Just aa correct as
ner wminr In her noem-.
AS,1 th." cnd day I could hear It grow
, The lily bulb in the dark.
Sheridan, Wyo.. com Da re a veev favor
ably with Omaha. Neb., where I lived
twelve yeara. It la the -
population In Wyoming, has splendid na-
uonej. siaie. county and city buildings,
miles of paved streets, fifteen mllea of
electrlo atreet railways, the beat of eleo.
trio street lights, a prettier park and a
purer and better water
Omaha has. Oh. yes, thla may be wild,
but not nearly ao wild as one Inhabitant
of 281? North Eighteenth street. Omaha.
Nebraska.
I sincerely hone to mmm .v. ...
his or her name who writea for The Bee's
Letter Box. Then T will
pushed my purpose.
HORACE P. HOLMES.
A Defl tss Ne Qoerter.
OMAHA, July 17. -To the Rdit, -
The Bee: A letter received In Frld.v.
mall from Dr. Holmea of Sheridan,
siaise mat he "dislikes to enter
Into publio controversy with a lady,"
and graciously offers me ths privilege
of renewing our former delightful cor
respondence. Below Is a facsimile copy
of my reply. As five letters have filled
the doctors old hat to the brim, he
will have to buy a new tile ta holrf
this one:
OMAHA Nh Tulu
Holmea M ri Bk.j ... . .
LVT. Jou5. communication
yi amy ij. oo you are "sin
cerely sorry" that 1 have "again rushed
Into print. I bellav th., ,
Just as 1 believe In you aa a Dhllan.
tiiroplat. a humanitarian, a "firm be
liever in mnti lir'll., . . .... -.,..
Kule (quotation from one of Lr. H,.im.-
etfuslona) and a thorough gentleman.
Hut I
writ Mov,nf FinMer writea. and having
Moves on: Nor all your piety nor wit
Un lure it back U cancel half a line
Nor all your tears wash out a word of It
I offered you an armistice after your
gift of the lilies. I even believed we
had signed a treaty of peaoe. But yon
preferred a guerilla mode of warfare
you struck a coward's blow in the dark.
And now you aay you are "so sorry"
for me. Yoit threw down the gauntlet
In your second letter to The Bee. be
lieving I would not dare pick It un
publicly. But theie Is fighting blood In
my veins. No deliberate falsehood such
as you have published In the columns
of this paper shall go unchallenged
Having forgotten the fact of my sex
In the first Instance, forget It now
fctiike end strike hard. I will fight
you with your own weapons, and the
battle shall be to the death. I aak no
quarter I mill give none. Blow for
blow 1 will pay beck. unUl one of ua
la finished, and the readers of the Letter
Box shall judge between us.
"Lay on, Macduff!
And be he who first ertee "Hold:
i.noughl' "
ELSIB ROBERTSON.
H elates e. Rek-erteea.
Editor's note: The remainder of this
jttraonal feud will have te be fought
out In some ether arena.
Nebraska Editors
The next meeting of the Ixmp Valley
Editorial association will be held at Ord
early in October.
J. J. Haydon, who recently soli the
Lyons Fun, has purchased the Humboldt
Leader from W. R. 8. Austin.
Best Brothers, proprietors of ths Ne
llgh Leader, have added a multiple maga
sine linotype to the equipment of their
plant.
Moses M. Warner, proprietor of the Ly
ons Mirror, Is a grandson of Edward
Warner, who was a member of the com
mittee of the Philadelphia selectmen,
which bought the Liberty Bell from an
English firm of bell founder.
said in nrs.
't don't ace how thst little Mre.
Orumpry ran seem so well satisfied with
her huslwnd. lie never kisses her or
shows her any mark like that, of af
fection." '.Maybe not. but he gives her speno-
Inv m nne. wltKnill Vtmr- flV.F h.l'ln, ,
ask for it." Baltimore American.
"Do you believe that there Is reallv
something which can Invariably tell when
a man Is lying?'
"I know It"
"Ah. perhaps you have Been one of
the Instnimentar
"Seen one? I married one." Houston
Post.
0UXY A DREAM.
'Twas early morning a June day what
so rare,
Oh: The notes of songsters music every
where; The pine tree's soft mosnlng echoes of
a dream.
Then the low sweet cadence of the
murtn'ring stream!
Such a deal of tramping thro' the brush
and bogs.
Such a deal uf casting 'mongst the rocks
and logs:
Such a lot of shifting trying out new
flies.
Then a little cussing not a trout would
rise.
I took to wading cussing changed to
song.
Now a constant rising as I slowly moved
along;
The chet-rful clicking of a very active
reel.
Soon I ssng the louder for I'd filled
my creel.
Alas: a bllxxard Instead of the pine's
soft moan.
Alas! the wind's alternate shriek and
groan ;
These sounds discordant I natead of
murm'rlng stream.
Then the sad awakening from tho Joys
of my dream.
JOSEPH CARR THOMAS.
"731 KABIBBLE
1 KABARET
AS ACS? MWSk SAW
HE VW0 FWtS Alfe RUNS Mtff,
W3E SlJJtflV WAITS ID
Crawford What do you think would
happen If we could Bee ourselves at
others see us?
Crabshaw As far as the women are
concerned, they would probably put on
more clothes. Judge.
"Now." Uncle ," saldyoungr"8pr1g
gins, showing the old gentleman the
sights, "shall we take a ride in a taxi,
an omnibus, or a sight-seeing coach?"
".Wa al. Jimmy.' said L'ncle SI. "ef
ye're goln' to th' expense of a wagon
to show me around I kind o' think I'd
like to take a spin In one o' them cab
arets I've heern tell bo much about."-
Boaton Transcript.
"Th men for whom you failed to
get government positions were rather In
dlgnant." "Only for a little while," replied Sena
tor Sorghum. "Slnco they found how
much more they can make in private em
ployment they're honeetly grateful."-
Washington Star.
Hot Weather Bad
for Women 's Nerves
Season When They Most Need
Iheir Strength to With
stand the Heat
Ret weather haa a deoldadly weak
enlng effect on moat women. They be
come too languid to exercise, and aa a
result have appetite only for light, taaty
foods, like salads and other .cold conooc
itiona, which do not digest readily and In
crease taw natural tendency to constipa
tion. At thla season women should maintain
the highest possible standard of health,
to counteract the enervating effect of
the weather. Good digestion, and regu
larity of the bowels are essential. The
combination of simple laxative herbs and
pepsin, sold In drug stores under the
nome of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, Is
highly recommended as a laxative and
dlgestant by many physicians, as well
aa by thousands of women who depend
upon it as a remedy for many of thoae
Ills to which women seem more especial
ly susceptible.
' Get a fifty cent bottle of Dr. Caldwell'a
Syrup Papain from your druggist and
.-..wsly-,,--
I
have It la tbe house. Take a dose of it
tonight and by morning your eonatlpai
tion, indigestion and sick headache wil(
vanish. It is far preferable to cat hart
tics, purgatives and salts, because It does!
not gripe or shock the system but acta
gently, In an easy, natural manner, ex-j
pelllng the congestion of waste and re
storing normal activity of the organs, i
A free trial bottle can be obtained bjr
writing to Dr. W. B. Caldwell, e WasV.
Ingtoa St, Montlcello, III, '
$
0065 Straight
6dO Tour
Kound Trip
Chicago to
NewYork
Circle Tour
Wida choice of routes includ
ing both rail and water
$34 W
Save money
improved service
Mtopovere everywhere
Correspondingly low fare
round trips to Boston, also
Jersey Coast Resorts choice
of routes long return limits
tickets on sale June 1st to
September 30th.
Every American should see the
most beautiful of all moving picturee
from the trains of ths Baltimore dt
Ohio the scenic roate of Eastern
America.
Laves typai emoelere mUctric-bghteJ steel frosw
aTs tUml dimmg cer serWce
The laSwwsss Sfi !- f skuas faster schedule Leaves Cbleage !0i4S
a. am, Arrives Wsshingten. S43 a. tn t New York. 233 p. m. Moeera eeeehes.
Drawing-room aad eoeapestmeot steeping ear and observation sleeping sare.
TV W York 1 kmil 1 1 Ls Ckecaee S.48 p. m. Madera eeeeheat drawing,
roem slisplng ears Chicago to Plttsburg.Washlngton and New York, and ebeerve
tlea sera Plttebwnj Is Mew York.
The Weehlaetee New Yerfc Express-Lia.n China S a. aa. Drawing-room
eteapieg sera te Pittsberg, Waabtnaien and New York. Coaches to Wishing tor.
Mats lisw-liiis Ckscae 9:X p, at. Drawing-room sleeping ears to Pitts
burg. Wheeling. Weablogtoa aad New York. Coaches te Wheeling and Wsh
lagteu.
AH trains leave Oread Central Station. Fifth Ave. end Harrleoa St, Chicago.
H. C. 8TROHM. Traveling Passenger Agent,
812 Woodwea of the World Bldg., Omahe. Neb.
altimore Ss Ohio
"Omw passenger sn-e eterr gwesfs"
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