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OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, JULY 21, 1015.
THE OMAHA DAILY DEE
. VICTOR ROSEWAVKR, KPITOR.
T ruMlshlnjr Company. Proprietor.
gTC WILDING. FARNAM AND BtVFNTrNTIt
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Wern.lt hr draft, exrre. or postal order. Only twf
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ormnt lrernal cheeks, aiopt oa Omaha and eastern
xetianra, no, accented.
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RuheorfVed In any oraenra and .worn to barer
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UOBERT RUNTER, NoUry Publl.
Subscribers leavtnjc tha tlty temporarily
t ahonld have The Ilea Dialled to them. Ad
dress will bo changed aa often as requested.
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Thought for the Day
In vhich t'att are yout Art you toting th load
Of ot.rUi. J U,tt t4 Lxii iht rea&t
Or art you a tfntr who let othtrt liar
Ywr potitiun of labor and vwrf and tartt
Elia ftherkr Wilcox.
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Except with l eitUatorB nd tb lawyer,
rate reductions beat UtiKatlon.
A 27 per rent Increase in a week', bank
tlrarlnna prove, that Omaha'a bualnee belt It
' expanding.
When it cum, ta compromise cafidldatea (or
federal appointive Job. Ibe democratic wooda
ere full of them.
Fifteen hundred more autoniobllea on the
tux list In Douglas county thl year than last.
1 hat's speeding up!
Note, however, that the Qeortla .onrtct wllb
the butcher knife did not feel himself called om
to attack any. one but Frank.
Perhaps that hailstorm was intended to give
us a graphic Illustration of the nearest thing to
& botnbnrdment In the war txne. .
Although he made bis reputation as a
kugolottlst, "Nehrftska't hiot d ltthgi(lshed cltl.
za," strange to say, never had a political bee
in his bonnet.
No, this not particularly early for the polttt
cat pot to begin to boll. Nebraska'a primary
election will be bold Brut April, only bine
inotiths hence.
Later developments are likely to convince
the country that Leo M. Frank should have
been pardoned outright ir.stesd of merely having
bla death eentence commuted.
Puerile: If It takes the city cdmptroller's
forte three weeks to find out whether there is a
bole in the Dundee treasury, bow long will it
ti ke to check up the electric lighting company's
con sT
To the hungry Nebraska democrat it seems
that the principle of those peace treaties ap
plies to the pie counter: talk about it for not
If than a year after the term of the republican
luenmbent has expired.
Auatrla Is the last of the warring powafs to
pat out charges of crut-lty against tha enemy.
This completes the chain of Indictments and is
useful chiefly in showing General Sherman's
definition of war lacks up-to-date emphasis.
If only a little competition can be developed
tftneen the ardent champions of the Lincoln
Ji'Ihway and of the O. L. D. route, both roads
n ay be kept In such, fine condition that tourist
preference win have to b determined by a
toRs-ap,
And U It looks like a good business venture
for one progressive automobile maker to erect
?n assembling plant !n Omaha, It ought to be
Just as good business for others who fill large
erdere In thl territory to follow suit. Here's a
bint! Let the Commercial club get busy.
; .snop u- onn.ir returned tonay from a tw
tha" trip to 5!-lar.d, F(iKland and Humt, whsra h
ron'errfcd praonaily with the Jo( on Amarlca, ktl'l
irilcuiany on ftttiranka.
Joeoph Hell, ilia pra -rlption citrk at Ooxtmao-i
i-Jruj atore, i In auch a iHrge majfa of unadulterated
y y that ha eall.yj Ma fMrn1a tfurvthar ajid art U9
c.s out aca K vr,m. It U a tK.uh.ln; hahy oy.
Hon. J. Wjtii Ktfrr of Ohio, o.tk(.r of tha
n--. cf rire--ritnllvi, with Mra. fc-iffr and dsuS.
i r, ( m mha aud tfrova about the city with tna
t r MewWreon. lla la on hla aay to Fupartur, ahai-a
). ha a aon living.
Mr. and M a. Joa-sti llr lft for tha t"hHa
iiiinl8l:i. whr tluy 111 aunid tha Summer.
Mra. Ai:Jy Hordra haa returned from tonVr.
r.. J. r.uaa-y if the firm ef Hdnneaa Buaaey.
a Hume trart, and will Mit .la old hoina at Newark
t J . U-f'.r iftufni! .
Mr. Tjitjiai and faii.llf l-f I fur a partod af rc
f. inti. n t r.ntlt ljiV.a.
': , um,n K. () .lfrT. -i..rn paancrww Sgf-iit r.f
' ! ;.-iw-irt fhifi-, will) ttead'tuaiters at Ati-hlaun,
: In t:.e i l y.
"' fii.'l.-r of a .1k-I iI Mother Hubbard cloa
rfviva a icward by it inj at McNaiuana A
Labor'g Tart in the War.
The "battle of the machine shops" seems to
be extending to the machine tenders, themsalvee.
In Wales the coal miners have defied the gov
ernment, armed with tha terror tt the new
munitions act and Its mot unusual and drastic
penalties, and have forced a settlement on terms
of advantage to the man, Dissatisfied work
men at Fssen threaten to tie up operations of
the great Krnpp plant, while striking machinists
may shut down the Remington Arms plant at
Eridgeport, and the Standard OH men at jtay
onne will check ocean shipments of oil from
that base through their strike. This state of
affairs supports the belief that human nature U
much the same, n hatter whether the man la Is
the trenches or In the shops.
All of this Industrial unrest Is eccasloned
primarily by demands of the workmen for a
share of the increased profits due to war ac
tivity, the plant owners being unwilling to dlvid
(with them. It may be aggravated to soma de
gree by agitation from outside influences, as
has been charged, but this Is not tha principal
factor. A year ago It was confidently asserted
that war wss Impossible, because the working
mea would not Join the armies. When war was
declared, socialistic organisations fell to pieces,
tha taunted "brotherhood of man" was forgot
ten, and the worklngmen took their place In tha
ranks of the fighting forces with Utile or no
delay. In Great Uritaln It has been found neres
ary to bring bark from the firing line akllledN
workmen la order that needed shop operations
may be carried oft, while Germany has handled
the matter with Its customary eye to "efficiency."
Tha fact of tha matter is, the worklngmaa In
war time, is as willing to fight aa any, and quite
a eager to fight for a share in the spoils of war.
Not Intended Seriously,
A4 a matter of plain, common rant, that pii-hiid
opinion which hold that Wood row WlMon is In arr
way barred, or even embarraaaed by Ml platform as
a candidate for re-election, is ntwHtcally tiatlfle
Tha popular Interpretation of tha famous plana la
teat n eotisht to ptedse thiwahdii't t the principle
of a ronatltutliinnl amendment to prohibit a (econd
term, and that until such an amendment Is adopted
lite fiold I wide opan ' for - second termera the
same as first tsrmers. World-Herald.
Why hot be perfectly frank about It, and
admit that the one-term plank, and particularly
the last sentence of it, which reads, "and we
i.ledga the candidate of this convention to this
principle," is, and was, at the time, Intended to
te "pure bunk." This plank of the democratic
platform waa lnaerted to take advantage of the
tentttuent that had been worked up against a
third term Involved in tba ambitions of another
candidate, and at the same lima so drawn as
not to commit the nominee to anything. In
other words, It was a plank inserted to fool the
people- plank td get in on, but not to stand
cn. It was a bid for totes In tha election to be
forgotten after election, but no more so than
several other plunk In the earn platform, of
which the most audacious of all la the declara
tion ia tha concluding paragraph, which reads!
Our platrorm Is bha of principles which ws be
lieve to be eaaentlaJ to our national welfare. Our
pledires are made to be kept In office as welt as. re
lied Upon iJMHng I he fcampalsn.
Chajioa fr Conssrration. . ?
Lumbermen from the horlhwest have been
telling some hard luck tales' to the federal
trad commission at Chicago, the most interest'
ir g one' of all being that the sawmill men of
Oregon and Washington stand to lose 112,000,-
000 and interest on their lnveotment for the cur
rent year. Tbia Is largely due to the fact that
men who have purchased the timber on govern
ment land are Cutting and selling lumber at a
rat that mean a lose to those who Own and
work their own timber lands. Here is a matter
that ought to have some immediate attention.
If what these sawmill owners say la true, the
government has sold off Its timber too cheaply.
and a better prlcv should be obtained. If tha
stories fc.ro not true, some other agc-hcy 14 re
eponBlble for the loss the lumbermen are endur
ing and it should be discovered and the remedy
applied. Such an important Industry, located so
favorably for reaching the msrkets of the world,
should not b in such languishing condition.
Humanity and Immorality.
One of the women delegate to the "purity"
conference at San Francisco has spoken so plainly
on ber topic that she may startle those who
&r uninformed te to actually existing conditions,
though she gives no Information to those who
bare made a scientific study of the subject.
Frailties of the flesh are "hot confined to any
particular class, and do not spring from any one
cause. Nor has it been well established that a
large percentage of either men or women are
perpetually traylng( along f"lha prittirosa path
of dalliance." Environment may tend to en
hance temptation, but morality Is a personal
quality, and often persists under circumstances
that some consider hopeless.
Much of silly exaggeration on this question
of morals has been heard from "uplifters," who
allow their Imagination to supply the gaps In
their knowledge. Great classes of men and
women have been gratuitously slandered by
theorists over zealous to support w hst they deem
a righteous cause. Careful Inquiry, by com
petent research workers, ha disproved these
sweeping accusations. The renditions outlined
by the speaker at San Francisco serve only to
show what slow progress humtinlty really makes
In (his directiona Slowness due Hot to lack
of Instruction or exportation, but to the lunate
tharacter of the human being.
Consolidation bringing with It Omaha rule
and regulations Is eliminating the free lunches
formerly .furnished by South Omaha thtret
quenrheries. That's the most flagrant outrage
of all. although It is doubtful whether it will
work greater hardship on the proprietors or on
tbelr patrons. .
Progress of Direct Primary
.Treaerlo 1C vnort la Ta Qatloot
THE blRFXT IHI MART nss swept the country-,
and althoush inere I much cMUHem In rnamy
stAtea of the way It worts, there I not tha
sllrhteet thane of Ita bln slven tip by the paopta,
except for s met hint tin better and tnora effective
II Is wall known and appreciated all throlish tbs
west that It was the dlreel primary Whtrf. complelaty
demollehed the entrenched rsllwsy machine which ta
long defied Political end Social progreee there.
The nest step la a'Kan.-e la t Wort Into the
fllrwet primary tha plnMpl of responsible; leadership
for leadership democracy In America must have, and
will bava. either npenly or secretly, by falf means
tt foul. It Is flfhtln the Inatlncts of human eaturs
to eppoa II Vrom John Adams diary we may pr
eelve how deeply Is Ibe necessity fo It footed In the
history of American politics: "Boston, rebruary. I'S.
This flsy learned that tha Caucus club mwts at ca-
tain times In the rarret of Thomas Dawes, the adju
tant of the B o ton rerlmant He has a tarts house,
and he bM a movable partition In his garret, wM'-tt
be takes down and the whole club meets In one mom
There they Smoke tobacco until yo cannot see front
en end of the rrrt te the other. There they drink
flip, t suppoae, and there they choose a moderator.
Who puis questions to ths vote reuarly; and select
men, eeaeretirs, cotlectnrs, wardens, fire-wards and
representatives are reg-ularly choan before they are
chosen In the town. Unci s-ajrfleld Rtofy, Ruddock.
Adam. Cooper, and a rudis lnfltetaiii Hwn of
ethers are members. They send committee to watt
en the Merchant' club and te propose and Join lit
tha choice bf rnen and measures. Captain Cunning
ham says they have often Solicited him td go to thned
cauruma, they havs assured him benefit In his buetneSs,
elo." Tar the benem of sny unsophisticated Outlook
reader, 1 will eay that ittdls IndlgwiUa.ti rholls. when
used In ft prlitlcsi connection, means a biineh of
roufchnevk.
The preliminary "unofficial" conferences which
are bo htl tinder ths direct primary from Neer
York to the Pacl'ld cnaat by all parties are the direct
dcecem'Hnta of the fjarrel and subterranean ealhar
Inss Of both the earlier and Uis later ferl d of populnf
government In America. And the Instinct cannot be
stifled. It should rather be legalised and made re
sponsible and open: ollierwlee a secret cabal, wliethef
benevolent or malevolent, ta sura to flourish and be
a continuing source af IrrtUUon in a democracy.
Governor Hushes met this problem squarely while
he was ths executive In New York. Its proposed, as
an essential tart of the democracy of his direct pri
mary plan, that representative state leaders, freely
chosen by voters In the local assembly districts, snd
without powet lesally to perpetuate themselves, should
In the. moat ooen manner and with the moat eareful
lrfcal restriction, make the Initial suggestions tt
state candidate for office. Hut the final doterml na
tion upon these sugteattohs aiid upon all other sug
gestlon which mtuht likewise be freely made by
petition, should lie with tha whole body of enrolled
voters in ch party on primary any. with this open
and responsible and legalized leadership at the totv
through a popularly elected commutes or a popularly
elected stats convention, and with the tewa meeting
re-established everywhere at the bottom, 'the direct
primary would fulfill Ibe needs of both representative
and direct democracy far better than H does at
present. The direct primary at preaent drives leader
ship to eover, and m-ikea no place for those splendid
mas ratherlnr and discussions In the small units of
the nation which formerly cleared the air and Informed
and trained the electorate, not only In New England,
but in many other parts of the country.
U Is from the asms standpoint that the recall, e li
re pt within narrow limits, ta unsound and even
vicious in principle. It Is a blow tt calm and delib
erate and dignified and continuous leadership of a
kind which democracy greatly tteedS. Aa conditions
are in America, most men of real ability and power
Shun public office and a publio career a they would
a pestilence.' If you add td the difficulty of bringing
such men to the front under a threatening and dead
ening machine System, the further threat of populef
misunderstanding and disapproval before they hava
time to show what, Is 'in them, we Shall never gt t
efficient leadership at all. Ueforo we begin to talk,
milch of the recall In tha United Plates we must
make it worth while for men of weight and will even
to listen to the call.
The recall s two-mlged sword. And It may. harm
far more thart It help. Even In city government,
those who have Studied tho psychology of opposition t'
a HeW administration know that lit the course of tha '
usual four-year tertrt of the mayor, for example,
tha antagonisms, both ratloim! and Irrational, lump
themselves at about the two-year period, just when
the recall under tha law Is usually made operative,
If the mayor of a city Is to be recalled at all he
should have a six-year term, and the recall should
be spplled at the three-year period.
.. And to talk about the recall of Judges Is te begin
st the wrong end of a much needed reform. Tho
Judk Isry Is not woll adapted to the prevailing elective
system. Men of the Hi; hi temperament to be Judges
are net Usually not kond campaigner. In the paat
their nomination and eectlon have frequently been
looked after for them: that IS, they have been
machlne-mada br corpnration-ihade, or both. We have
got many good Judge In this way, but It 1 a bat
way. Tho nonpartisan direct election of Judge I a
very little better." Partly because the voters do Hot
get their eye upon the Judges as they do upon the
governor, and parity because tha better campaigner
has the better chance. Inferior Judicial demagogue
are likely te Slip In. And yet the people ought to have
final control over (heir judges, a over every other
policy-determining officer, And Judges In America are
certainly polky-detetnulhing officers In a good many
public eases.
These experiences and reflections sr leading the
minds of many thoughtful persons in the country
towards a sami-appolntlve Judiciary for the common
wraiths, by which the governor, the natural and ro
sponsible leader of pUblle opinion, who U coming te
be held more Strictly to account by tho people than
any other public o'fk-er Irt the state, shall first
recommend persons for tha higher Judgeship. Their
names shall go upon the ballot with the words after
them: "Hecommendad by the Governor." In tha
am group shall b any ether nahtes suggested by a
uffli'leniiy large hum! er or petitioner. And on eleo
tlon day ths people Shalt rhooae between them. Here
you have ths element of responsible leadership under
tha final control of lhe people themselves. If this
does not correct Certain vtl of our Judicial system,
w shall then be obliged te give the peopla more direct
final control over Judicial lawmaking Itself, or else
lie driven to the practice of all Qher civilised nation.
of separating entirely the function of Judicial law
making from lb I u net on of adjudication.
To summarlts the substance of our exrerienea with
direct democracy, there need be no essential anta
onlsm anywhere betwocn leadership- and Popular rule,
between representative government and direct democ
racy. Tha twa ought everywhere In our grovcrnmenUi
srat-m td be romiilemvnU of one another. Por prac
tical and pressing considerations, and under the
present condlibms of our politics, direct democracy
should lend Itiwlf to the development and strengthen
ing and the final control of leadership, and not te
confusion and rhaoe.
I'm'. Davenport wss the nominee of the prcgres'V
rany mr imtrnw 01 iew lorn at the lust election
Btlll, the senator ought not to find it neces
sary to Indulge in such a lengtbly dlsqOlsttlon
about a desk just to remind folks that Mr.
biyan, while secretary of state, "foUbd placei
la the federal service for a son, a son-in-law and
two other relativea." Aren't they all "deserving
democrats?"
1 A minimum public service charge is either
right r wrong. While The Hee doubted the
propriety of It when inaugurated by the Water
Hoard, it can aee no difference In principle be
tween a minimum chart for water and a
tuiidmuiu charge for IKtrk!ty,
Pcoplo and Evcnt3
Mme, Tetrasitnl, the famous song bird, warbled
herslf still further Into tha good grace of her moth,
erland by inventing 1 ', In Italian war twnda.
flergeant Iry of Cork, Victoria cross winner, has
gone back te tha front The Curkonlata gav him such
a round of reot-jHtons that ha waa obliged to scurry
fur a rest.
"Krlek tha lU-lllgerent" la the title conferred on
Chicago carpenter who ha riled twenlr-aerea suit
in aa many local court, the charge varying fron
slandor ta non-payment of a It aiiount.
The KtuVIker corporation tiii arranged to pro
tWt, at tha expense of the eompeny. old-line life In
uranca for all employes. Welfare of wtirltera ts ba
eovning a feature of the activities of ait prugreeslvo
orsoraitoa
'Ike Sessi la taa
flOLTH OMAHA" July .-To the Kdl
ljr of Ths llcei Isn't It funny haw lb
health Inspector will kick about prop
erty owber not cutting tho weed In
their own yards, while tho city la leav
ing the Weeds grow Slong tha streets
that are paved and mostly traveraed
during the whole day long1 for Instance,
Q streot, from Twenty-first to Twenty
ocond street, snd othersf
A BOtTH HlDK PrtOPSiftTT OWN Kit.
Appeal to the Jewish Readers.
OMAHA, July .To fhe Kdltirr ef The
Bee: Ynvng people who are Interested
In tha futur of Palestine are now put'
ting forth the greatest rfort to help the
Jew-inn national fund by making collec
tion. When they ooifi to you think of
this:
It Is the duty of each Individual te give
all h can afford, fcach cant I going to
d work. It I not charity. It la. a busi
ness proposition. With thl money prac
tical work 1 being done which' will In
the future make ua an Indepanuent na
tion. No argument I necessary. You ought
to thank that young parson for giving
you the opportunity to do your duty. And
If you remember nothing else, remember
that It Is far letter to give than It Is to
receive. .
B. IC A Young Jewish Daughter.)
Mere' aa Endorsement.
L1N-COL.N, Neb., July, lO.-i-To tha Edi
tor of The fie: I read With Interest
from time to time the letter signed by
T. A. Agnew, dissenting strohgly with
molt of them. I give to hi letter ad
vocating tha abolition of the open season
for killing turtle, doves most unqualified
hd enthusiastic approval, t remember
forty years ago flights of paaaengnr
pigeon In eastern Nebraska, a bird now
extinct. How much some of u would
glva how to bring the bird hack to llfl
Its surviving cousin, the turtle dovi, will
alio be extinct Within fh generation If
not protected. The bird Is easily shot
and easily found. Why destroy our
dove anyway? Beautiful In form, car
Ing In voice and ail too few In numbers,
the turtle dove deserve a belter fate in
Nebraska thsn that given to man In
Europe. A. . feHELDOM.
Wooster 0111 Off Its Ileaervatlon.
BILVEB CR.KEK, Neb., July 17. To the
Editor of The Bee: It is a false cry that
the country Is unanimous In Its support
bf the president In his controversy with
th government of Germany. It Is true
tli at about all that I being aald, as we
may Rather from the newspapers, ts by
Wsy of sustaining his position; but this Is
largely, if not chiefly, by reason of the
fallacious doctrine that patriotism de
mands that ih an Issue, of this kind the
president, whether right or wrong, should
be Sustained by all good cltitens. For k
Similar reseon others who do not agree
With the president seem to be cowed Into
sllenne. It We Were actually at war Of
Course we Woiild all be with tha commander-in-chief
of the army and havy,
but as good cltlsens ws ought not td sus
tain him in a course that would logically
force us Into ah unjustifiable war.
Hut In private conversation 1 have neve
yet been able to find a man who thought
the president was right, either as to his
so-called "policy" In Mesloo or In Europe.
President Wilson's contention that Inter
national law which would permit ua the
freedom of tho high seas, even In thoao
parts declared "war sones" by the bel
ligerents, and to trade freely with bellig
erent countries In things heretofore con
sidered noncontraband of war. should be
strictly adhered to, Is absurd. Those rule
of international law were not made with
reference to condition similar to those
now esistlng; they cannot properly be
mad to square With present condition,
and hbuld therefore be Ignored and our
course determined by the real ethics of
the situation as It now presents Itself.
Taking that view; of It England has a
perfect right to starve Oermaby if It
can, and Germany ait equally good right
to use her submarines to destroy British
commefve and isolate England If It can.
Our policy thert should be to keep away
and let them fight tt out. When the lives
of great empires are trembling In the
balance It la ridiculous that they should
be asked to jeopardise their Interests In
order that wa might make, some dollar
In trade, or that one of our millionaire
Should have tha pleasure of visiting some
European watering place.
But If International law la to be in
lated on, why ahould England ba allowed
to escaiis? Ejitland was the first ka
gremtor, and It IS her work that ha par
alysed American commerce. Why doe
toot Wilson bring England to book?
But Wilson ha put his band to the
plow and hS cahriot now turn back. Let
him tlow aehj an ultimatum to Germany.
Germany will again turn him down, and
Hum it will be In order tor htm to con
vene congers and order congress to de
clare War sgalnat Germany. Congress
will turn him down acain, even though
It wouK put us In a ridiculous position
befora .bo world, and w shall have ouf
rew&rd tor one of them) for putting an
Impractical theorist in tha executive chair.
CHARLES WOOSTKR.
"taod F.rat Ueaioaatratloa !
OMAHA, July !. To the Editor of The
Bee: Greatly as I uitmire Lettle P.
Burtlett'a intrepid courage in venturing
to defend the great science of palmistry.
It Is nevertheless obvious to me UuU she
has Jumped Into a Veritable hornets' beet.
She quite forgot when eh replied to Dr,
Holmes' profoundly erudite article that
she Is merely a weak, feminine creature
I hope I know my own humble position.
a 4 mere Wdnt&n better than to antag
onise a learned theorist from tba wild
of Sheridan. Wyo., who ha read a far
as the Ufa line in one of Cbeiro'a works,
and now claims to have "maa'.rd the art
of palmistry" sad proved te "my ewn
satisfaction, and that of all ihtellUrent
peoplS. that there IS neither truth no
reason In th story of the Ufa line."
Wherefore, tt ia conclusively demon
strated that there 1 nothing in th en
tire science of palm needing.
I'm afraid our copte of Chetto'a "Lan
guage of the Hand " are hopelessly ante
dllirvlan. Ir. Holmea evidently ha 1
revised edition. Note bla remarks anent
tba life Una, which he aaya "starts front
the middle of tba baaa of the palm and
ends midway between th base of th
thumb and forefinger." Every work on
tha Subject that I have atudied stata
that the lint of Ufa rUx-a between tha
fcasa of th Xorufinger and tba thumb
(and not always midway. eittwr. and en-
circles tha Mout.t of Venus, or but of
tha thumb, ending there. I-i't us t hing 5
the ub)e-t. qtSjt-t.
I had aa Jntertwting eiix-iienc lately.
About two vrvka ago 1 tx-i'era deeply
iutrate la hot&eHiliy. ana dlerniaaS
to tnafltrr the art. 1 purchased a primer
of "Fptfom of Homeopathy," wtikh now
lies before ne. I learned that the word
homeopathy Is of Greek derivation. Ml
mean "simitar suffering." The great
principle of the sctene Is that
likes cure like." Feeling that I had
thoroughly mastered tha essentials. I
still could not be satisfied until I bsd
proved the truth or fsislty of th "Indh
csted remedy" Idee. AO opportunity soon
presented ltelf, wfiew a neighbor's oog
accidentally at rat polsort of which the
main Ingredient waa strychnin, Hasten
ing to tha scene of the tragle occur
rfic, carrying the "indicated remedy"
In the form ef a bottle of sugary
strychnia pellet, I authoritatively waved
aside the melted lard, mustard and water,
and other emetic which officious friend
were recommending, and prying open the
sufferer's Jaws, 1 poured th pellets
down bis throat. Requlscat In pare! At
least I hope bo. Anyway, he' deo-and
the rat potion go, all th blame. Not a
soul suepeot to this day what waa th
bale principle of my "Indicated rem
edy." Having thug proved ta my Own satis
faction thit there Is bo truth er reason
in the theory that "likes cure likes," 1
believe t have a perfect right to declare
that there is no truth in any of the other
principle of hbrneopathy. I think I am
quit safe in .asserting that I art the
only person who ever made thl Investi
gation and gave It td the public in th
Column of The Bee. A proof conclu
sive, I can show you the empty bottls
and th dors grave.
ELsta feOBtmrsoif.
R17 North Eighteenth Street.
api'r t.ii'jf sr.d prosperous; went out fofl
while, having on hi doer a neat pla
card ;
Will ba bark In an hour.
UiMin his return be foimd that a lawvee
aorf. the hell bod fnrfllei1 urvterneath i
Wbat for?' New York Time.
ilKABiBBlE
US3 KAEARET
Bo- f
ctmir .ciwic.ojsWAVsn Tw own.!
trAWTrie afwSTTwaw
parr iwftsu ow Co lAErjpocrr
CHEEILY CHAIT.
"He's Ab WllSeklSvMdS it. fattAo) llk
the cornet In tha flat above me."
W hat's the trouble row,"
"Oh. he1 alwy ready to Start Some.
thmg.Wudg.
ft .lA.. ... T '. ... m
yomnrui attorney, trie greater part or
whose time was spent In an endeavor to
"Why do von decline sit pie?" de
manded the editor's wife. "This pie la a,
poem." .
No dnnbt," aald the editor. "And mr
declining It dona not nect-aearilv lmplv ai
lack of merit." Ixjulsvllle Courier- Jour
nal,
a 6tratf& sormsraY.
Dorothy Da Jsgers In Judgs.
Fair summer's here! I knew It not
By fructifying gsrden plpt.
Nor by tha lengthening of day,
Nor bargain lingerie display;
VVe bv brat llffhntna In the skv.
Nor window thrum of flippant fly:
Nor yet by orohard bowed With fruit,
Nor starved mosquito' barbed aluU.
I know it net because I see
Picnickers dotting mead and lea, N
Not by th harvester who wield
HI sickle through, appointed fields.
Not even by th envwvl which notes,
Exultant, ever base ball scoreej
Nor br th sdvertlsed reliefs
Of prickly beat and sunbum reliefs.
I know It not by tmr1st tips
On cbesply planned vacation tripe.
Nor by thermometer' report
Of heat too fierce for work or Sport.
Ah, bo! net by these have 'I read
Pweet aumemr's certltud Instead,
I know It s here, beyoud dispute,
'Cause dad has donned his Pslm Beae.lt
suit, 1
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