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5Wm4 e Mr . B4lct
"0-eall not ttta eo! 0 (ear,
J. apotM- ptootn antf orro-u,
On fea (A (rHcf tal o'er ui com
Frotii sslf to eln borrow.
th torM ft hfuttful and goo&i
Okl wh f tKvuld man mfetofca ft,
Tht folly it within ourttbu,
Th uorld it what v miU
It won't b long before Horenca and Benloa
will wlkh the bad been included.
Th-Job of Jarring loose the Nebrarta plum
tree hae teen derolred upon McAdoo to do. But
what McAdoo eaa do la dublot:t.
Building tradee kctlrlly U greater la Om&ha
than (a any other American city of onr lite or
larger. Btop knocking and keep a-bodstlfigt
It 11 to be feared the warrior in Bufepe are
a trifle out tf range of . 6uf commencement
orator, otherwise peace would be established
forthwith.
The. tip has gone out to 1,000 Trefuurr
clerkt to pay up their debie or teeli other Jebe.
Viewed from any angle the tipping tyetem la a
banefut otIL ;
Btg business is doing the tango of delight to
the music furnished by the federal court of NeW
Jersey. Eren the tanners' combine blows oft
the lid of Joy.
T TT" . .. L.S ...
The success of the peony exhibit suggests
that the city might with advantage put on a
flower show once or twice a yeaf after It takes
orer the Auditorium.
Warring On neutral shipping proceeds with
unabated vigor. What German submarines tall
to blow up. Great Britain interns in port. Either
way the shipper gets the book.
The dlacoTery that the railroads have paid
taxvi on property destroyed or moved away Is
an Impressive sign of restored generosity for
which the corporations are famous.
The Water board's action In pressing Dun
dee for the coin is rude and unseemly. Surely
a classy neighborhood does not need a summer
suit to look pleasant at an Involuntary wcddlug.
, It Is not so much that the secretary of state
is "obdurate," as the Senator explains the cause
of the plum crop shortage, but that the presi
dent Is "obdurate" In standing with the secre
tary of state.
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: Bat if It is the anlvereal verdict that dentists
should advertise, why not also the other profes
slons that have legitimate services to offer
about which posalble patrons must otherwise
rem sin la the dark?
Germany is going to pay the bills for those
"accidental" blow-ups of neutral ships. At the
time England dallies in prise courts, con
fUtates the goods and keeps mum on reparation.
A Stiff dun for John Bull is also overdue.
The millers have finally found out that the
price of wheat is coming down, and have low
ered the price of flour accordingly. - Now, it
eoir.eoDe will only get word to the baker, the
householder may get some advantage of the
del line.
Aa ascuislon of Iowa edltora to California la to go
ovr tha I'nton Pa trie In chare of T. W, litarabura
r.f ttta iV. ner department, "a gentleman peculiarly
qualified to entertain and look altar th comforta of
aui'H a itrty
Jtr. and Vlra. A. Cilne, 161T Burt atreet. ar rejoicing
vr the apieranca of a bouncing boy.
Culmiel C!ory of Chicago la planning' to erect a
hafcrlamne four-etory brick building to coat JWO.000 oa
what la known aa th r-oUbrook property on Blstaentn
tre-t
John A. McHhane baa gone to Cheyenne,
Governor Jernea W. tai ant tha day In Omaha.
'! ainttla Wl.lta. In char of th glove counter
at Kiilth'i, u convalrat-lng after a severe lllueaa,
The aiituiunrement la mad .by J. 8. Richardson
chairiiuiB of the committee appointed by th Baptist
etAte convention, that U.ey will s.Kn make a tour of
the ;t to look at aura offered for a Haptut college.
A reporter f"ing over the asaeeanr a book counted
tip 2.613 tnrf c :( In Omaiia and I luted for taxation
Jua iuufiy ltft for Toptka, Kaa., where b will
' I-oid a Klon of ewrt. .
Bryan Proposes a Credit Merger.
Hag Secretary Bryan hit upon the solvent that
may reconcile and unite the Interests of ail the
Pan-American republicans through a gigantic
credit tnergert A proposal in that direction
made by him in connection with the financial
conference held In Washington Is balled by the
National City Bank circular ag "not only a dar
ing but a brilliant conception" and though a
tnove in the realm of finance as of more far
reaching statesmanship than anything emanat
ing from him in the field of diplomacy. The
gist of the Bryan proposal may be found In this
quotation:
Secretary of Plate Bryan presented a propoaal look
ing to an nter-chanir of credit by the government of
tha I'nlted Rtatea with (tovemmcnta within the Pan
American union that mltht denlre to take advantage
of the arrangement. The secretary of state waa care
ful to aay that he threw out the iiaetlon he waa
about to make quite In a personal and unofficial way,
ohvloUKly guarding against Its bring regarded at thl-t
tlmo aa an administration mraaur or aa repreentln
even the Vlewa of any of hla colleague. Mia premlae
was that tha development of several of the frVmth
American republk-a was greatly tilniVred by tha lack
of credit which would enable those countries to bor
ow on any reasonable baals. lie cited Instances of
government paying 8 per cent, and ha could, of
course, have cited many such Instance, and soma
where the rate Would have been even higher. Ha very
properly regarded tl.la lack of credit and consequent
lack of national Initiative aa a great losa, not alone
to the countries and the people of the natlona being
considered, but quit as well to the people of the
United Btatea. This Interchange of Credit waa to be
accomplished by taking from a South American nation
It obligation bearing 4 per cent Interest and giving
such a country a Ilka amount of United Btatea bond
bearing I per cent Interest. Our government, how
ever. Instead of making the 1 per cent difference In
Interest rates, would devote thla to the amortization
of the South American bonds, whloh by Investing the
sinking fund at I per cent would be accomplished In
forty-seven years.
Paradoxically Secretary Bryan, despite the
revolution be once sought to lead against a gold
bandage, would cha'n the republics of the two
American continents together with links Of the
same yellow metal or rather with a credit union
secured by our gold. The Idea, of course, should
It appeal to our neighbors to the south of us,
would take time for. fruition and require first
the development of many complicated details,
but It would be remarkable if it proved to be
the one lasting contribution of national policy
to be credited to Mr. Bryan.
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An Adjustable "Gateway."
How the advantage of a natural trade route
forces recognition and dominates actnal traffic
la now being shown In a striking way. A few
months ago the purchase of the Central Pacific
by the Union Pacific was prevented by Attorney
General McReynolda, the reason given being
that It waa to avoid Setting up control at Ogden
of traffio to the west. Whatever Of dispute
might have arisen over this point has been set
tled by the natural route for travel. Roads run
ning out from Chicago have arranged to turn
over their business to the Union Paoifle at
Omaha, and the Oeden "gateway" has at last
lost Its significance. Pour other transcontinental
lines In the United States and two in Canada
own their continuous rails to the Paelflo coast.
but this was denied the Union Pacific. But
neither "regulation" nor rivalry cati overcome
the advantage ot geography and location, and
Omaha is sow the gateway in fact as (well as In
name for the great current of transcontinental
traffic. 1
Education by Legislative Enactment
One of the most widespread ot efroneoag
beliefs is that which attaches to "be it enacted"
potency that stops Just short of omnipotence.
Popular faith in the ability ot the legislature to
bring to pass almost anything that is desired or
desirable has never been more confidently ex
hibited than when the lawmakers are dealing
with educational institutions and methods. Here
the trust ot the voter seems to be as implicit aa
the faith of the martyrs. Nebraska bad a most
Illuminative exhibit of this peculiar equality of
mind during the late session of the legislature,
when a member very nearly had his way In deal
ing with the University of Nebraska, over the
protest ot the chancellor, the faculty, the
regents and everybody else who Is la a position
to reatly know of its needs, ltg capabilities, Its
purposes and Its aspirations. .
. Missouri Is Just now getting an illustration
cf the beauty of the legislature's conception ot
its Own ability to deal with any and all ques
tions. The last session down there enacted a
law that requires the University of Missouri to
grant certain degrees at a achool of technology
for which it Is not equipped to prepare students
It seems to have been (he notion of the law
makers that if the legislature orders these de
grees conferred, all the Curators of the univer
sity have to do is to fill out the sheepskin, and
the recipient , Is thereby duly qualified. The
mere matter of mental preparation and qualifi
cation fof the dignity and distinction Of the title
conferred cu.ts no figure under th Missouri law.
The curators propose to test the question in the
courts.
Possession of a diploma from a college or
university is usually a credit to the holder, but
It Is Dot ad infallible proof of Intellectual emi
nence or usefulness. Many very able and Influ
ential men have achieved greatness against the
handicap of lack ot university training, while
many formally permitted to write sections of
the alphabet after their names have failed to
kneet expectations. .Experience hag pretty well
demonstrated that the domain of intellectuality
is not to be attained by fixed rules. Thla being
true, legislative enactment may well be kept tor
ether Uses, while the direction of the great state
schools is left to the wisdom of those with estab
lished qualifications for the work.
Movements for human betterment find their
greatest obstacles in the dollars Involved. In
one New York Institution for the care of un
fortunates, efforts to cure them of the drug
habit are well-nigh useless, made so by the ac
tivities of presumably respectable bootleggers
The resident physician, a nurse, two keepers and
an orderly, caught with the goods, have been ar
rested for smuggling dope to the Inmates. This
comes close to the limit of human greed.
War alarmists are wotully behind the time.
They imagine much and know so little. While
these high privates urge instant preparedness.
General Cleveland Moffett has already pulled
off a hot air invasion and laid the heavy hand
of tribute on coast cities. All of which goes to
show that a speedy typewriter can outdistance
sabre rattler.
Gas as a Weapon
Literary Dureat.
WHAT la the nature of th deadly g-a launched
against th allies by their German foeeT A
contributor to the PdenUfle American wiinK
that the evidence points t ehlorln. and he furnished
some Interesting facta regarding th probable method
of producing the gaa on the battlefield and of Insuring
that It ahall reach th enemy In a sufficient degree
of concentration to do damage. A formidable attack
of thla sort on May M I describee! In Sir John FrenorTS
report:
"Bom positions In our line eaat ot Tprea lost yester
day during an enemy gas attack hare not yet been
recovered. The amount bf gas Used waa greater than
on any previous occasion, extending over a front of
five mile. The gas was emitted from cylinders dur
ing a period of four and a halt hours. At the same
time ouf line was bombarded by ashyxlatlng gas
shells until the gas eloud roe at places to a height
of fifty fet from the ground.
"Portion of the line remained Intact throughout tho
ordeal, and our men demonstrated that with due pre
cautions this form of attack can be successfully met
and defeated."
We are reminded by the writer that In th evolution
of warfare there has been an Increasing use of forces
further and further from th direct use of muscular
power. This tendency, of course, IS also shown In In
dustrial development. WS see everywhere Increased
use of machine, the application of physical forces
as they become known through scientific study, and
In general the gradual aubatltuttoa of hatilral forces
controlled by mind for the muscular exertion of
earlier times. He goes on to say:
"The methods of destruction also call Upon knowl
edge from most of the arts and science, and each
tep In their evolution la a further application bf Sci
entific knowledge.
"In the present European war the Implication of
such knowledge seems to be reaching the utmost limit
of Ingenuity. It may almost be called a chemist and
physicist war, with Its application of physics In aerial
navigation and Its us of submarines, of telephone,
wireless telegraphy, searchlights and range finders,
and tha application of chemistry In the manufacture
of Its many explosives, the manufacture of hydrogen
for airships, Its illuminating bombs and flares, and,
latest of all. In the manufacture of poisonous gases to
be Used for tactical rurposes.
"Th reports which hsve been received seem to
show that ths gas so far used Is ohlorln. The greenish-yellow
color, th strong smell, th great density
of the gas causing It to flow along ths ground ar
Indications of cholrln. The symptoms shown by the
victims ar those exhibited by persons who have been
poisoned by ehlorln In Industrial accidental that Is,
great irritation of th mucous membranes, bronchitis
snd sudden death by a narcotlo action In th most
sever cases.
"If ehlorln Is ths gas which was used. It must have
reached th trenches In a concentrated form to cause
death, unless ths death was due In pari to payohology
Icei effects, for to produce death rapidly It is neces
sary that the sir breathed shall contain at least one
Pari: of ehlorln In 1,000 or air. Long- exposure to air
Containing on part of ehlorln per 100,000 la dangerous,
and even smaller amounts ar troublesome,
"ft Is of some Interest to knsw bow much ehlorln
Is needed to bs effective. On the supposition that
thers Is a breeze of four miles per hour and that it
takes two tninutes to empty ths containers holding
the ehlorln, the drift of air during that time would
be about 700 feet; to charge the lower three feet of
this sir Current with ehlorln to a concentration of one
to 1,009 would require about six eubio feet, or one
pound for each yard, or aomethlng like one ton per
mil of battle front. Chlorin can be obtained com
mercially compressed Into liquid form In cylinders for
I to S cents a pound, and ks a by-product In the eleo
trolytio manufacture of hydrogen for balloons it tnajr
well be of less value."
Under proper conditions, ths writer concludes, It is
quite feasible to Use this Inexpensive and powerful
offensive Weapoh. But th conditions must be right
Too strong a breese would diffuse the gaS; a Variable
Wind or Calm would Injure the user.. The gas could
hardly be used unless the battle Un war straight
ef conve toward the enemy, since otherwise the
fumes would bs apt to drift lh part Over the USerS
Own lines, as, In fact it has don sometimes, the dis
patches Say. We read further)
"And then undoubtedly effective preventive M
antidotal measures can be used. A sponge or towel
Wet With warer or better. With torn basio SUbstano
like cooking soa or bora kept ready to put over the
face might hold off the danger, and more Special
respirators charged With basle substances or With re
ducing agents tlks oxalates or sodium hypoaulflte
might enable the attacked force to tide over the worst
or the attack.
"Probably sulphur dioxide and bromine might be
weed in a similar way to ehlorln, as they are ex
tremely Irritating, act at one, and Are heavy. But
they could both b absorbed by respirators similar to
those effective for Chlorin. .
"While the use of poisonous gases has been spoken
of as in the line or evolution ef warfare, slnoe.lt Is
an Application of advanced knowledge, the thought
oemea that in view ef the apparent cruelty Involved
It can be tired only when It Is shown to be of great
military value. It has been apparently ot soma military
value temporarily, and la used against military forces
and hot against non-combatants, and In that sense IS
perhaps more allowable than the dropping of bombs
In cities or the bombardment of undefended towns,
but the weapons which seem moat In line with this us
of eases In war are the Saw-toothed knife, the Jagged
spear and the dumdum bullet With the perfection ef
preventive measures tha tactical advantages may be
removed and this barbarous application of Sclentlflo
knowledge may not tempt the leaders ot armies of
so-called enlightened nations."
Twice Told Tales
Hat Plarlac U Laek. .
They were speaking about playing In luck and
Congressman Eugene E. Peed ot New Hampshire told
of an Incident that happened In the west
A traveling salesman landad in one of the burgs
along his routs snd was surprised to find the Whole
population marching to the musio of brass bands.
"Hay, old man." h wonderlngly asked an esteemed
cltlaen standing alnng the sidewalk, "what Is the eaus
of all thla excitement V
"We ar celebrating th birthday of our oldest In
habitant." answered the ether. "She Is 101 years old
today. That was her In the rirst automobile."
"You don't mean It!" returned the salesman,
glancing Up th street "Who was ths sad looking
glnk sitting by her elder'
"Distant relative," was ths grinful rejoinder ot the
native. "He has been keeping up the payments on her
life Insurance policy for ths last thirty yaars." Phila
delphia Taiegraph.
Seemed Probable.
A young business man. who has been married but
a short time, was greeted by his wlfs one evening Just
before dinner with the Joyful announcement that She
had that very afternoon received her diploma front
the cooking school at which she had been an assiduous
student fnr soma time.
"And I've prepared the whole dinner tonight!" shs
sdded, gayly.
When they wer seated at the table, and th
young man waa endeavoring to masticate a parU
ularly tough piece of on of th new dishes, his wlfs
suddenly said:
"I took special pains with ths dish you ar atlng.
Quess what it la."
"Well. I really don't know," be relied, uncertainly,
"la It the dlplomaf-Phlladelphla Ledger.
Hi laslty ISatabllaaed.
At a political convention in on of the WesUrn
siatea twe rival delegates got Into a serious personal
dispute.
th. you're crasy!" shouted en.
"I'm not rraiy!" denied th other.
"But you ar crasy!" vociferated tha first
"I can prove I'm not rraxy, and that s more than
you ran do." cam back th rejoinder.
"Let See yu prov-j it, then."
Whereupon th man who was accuaed ef being
oraiy pulled from an Inside pocket hla discharge pa
pers from a neerbyann asylum. New fork Times.
a.
Patent Offlee Practice.
NORTH tiOfP, Neb.. May at-To ths
Editor of The Bee: Th truth Is some
time a difficult thing to find. Readera
of The Bee know of the objections
raised to the Interior snd AgMcultureJ
departments by this writer. On of those
objections was with respect to ths man
agement of the patent office which la
In charge of the Interior department and
with respect to the tuttmaa claims en a
gasoline process. The' present methods
of selecting the patent office examiners
leaves the patent practice entirely open
td the Spies of big business, especially
the oil and gas trusts. A few WeekS ago
I rSlsed the objection to the practice,
but had heard nothing1 ot the matter un
til irery recently, and that came In an
accidental way.
Big business selects a few men and
places them in line for patent office ex
aminers, and they take the oath th
same as any applicant for those posi
tions. When an application for tetters
patent enmes In, If it Is a matter that
big business does hot waht patented, the
letters patent la denied sn some sort of
previous Claims. Blnce raising ths ob
jections to the manipulations of the In
terior department In making gasoline and
taking out patents In the name of th
government, I have received the fol
lowing! "May . 1516. Mr. W. J.Dear Bin Mr.
H. examiner In the United Mates
patent office for the last eight years,
has resigned his position and Joined the
P. P. Mr. M. had charge of patent
classes, including carburetors, air and
gas mixers, gas producers, and treatment
of mineral oils and Is therefore in posi
tion especially fitted for preparing and
prosecuting applications tor patents of
this character. This, with Mr. M.'s famil
iarity with patent office procedure and
patent law practice, makes him a valuable
addition to ths firm and Increases our
facilities for rendering expert services
od behalf of our clients."
Mr. M. did not know that this writer
was working In those matters except
he Obtained the same from the patent of
fice records, which hs has no right to
dlsdoso under the patent laws. It would
seem that ths department saw fit to re
trieve Mr. M. for cause, and gave htm a
Chance to resign and enter the patent
right practice. But how does that im
prove the patent office practice and how
does it remedy the matter of the In
terior department in going Into the pat
ent right business and at the same time
felt In Judgment on the Issue ot patent
right.
What we are insisting on is that ths
patent office and ths interior depart
ment be cleared Up In A proper way. Mr.
M. was the man who covered the p
pllcatlon of thla writer for a gasoline
process, and to an average man a pat
ent granted lh 1890 Would hardly antici
pate a superheating process which Was
not demanded until the last five years.
There are other matters connected with
the interior department that do not look
Corpulent
give m
good. One of those Is the matter ot tha
Osage ell fields of Oklahoma, where the
ell trust wants In. Mr. President you
Should get busy. They seem to have let
some matters out that was not Intended.
Patent attorneys should insist on clear
ing tap the department.
WALTER JOHMBOlf.
bensoeratle Economy.
OMAHA, June S.-To the Editor of The
Bee: Borne time a year ago last winter
a committee sat lrt a room In the capitol
at Wsahlmrton and Considered cutting
down appropriations.
Senator Sorghum's annual rake-off for
his constituency of half a million dollars
to deepen th Bquecweo river Couldn't be
cut toxens Of ether clamorous patrons
of th pie counter and diggers In the portt
bar I clung to their pie and pork.
But the apTtvrrtatlort bad to be cat
down somehow. Ah, here Is the money
ror paying the Janitors and charwomen of
the public buildings. They get SK and
25 a month, respectively. Cut that
They won't kick. They can't complain.
They ar poor and humble and have no
influential friends.. They'll have to bear
It in slienc
Oft Went SfiS.OOO from the appropriation
to pky the meagre salaries of these poor
mplowtea. Each lost eight days' pay
and It any W sick during May and June
this year he br sh lot at his or her pay
for that time.
Two ar lrk Id Omaha at prevent On
I a widow with children and she ha
Just gon te th hospital with amallpox.
On Janitor1 has been compelled to bor
row SSS from a loan Shark, paying 127 for
ten months' Interest. It will take him
Just halt a month to earn the Interest
alone.
Th eut affects iSJS ot tha government's
hardest working and poorest paid em
ploye throughout th country and tha
misery and hardship that it ha caused
is Incalculable. ,
Meanwhile supernumeraries put In time
at their sinecures, useless "rivers" are
dredged and In a hundred ways the gov
ernment's moneys ar wasted. A. R. G.
Prest Leather Medal.
BOTJTH OMAHA. June l-fo the Editor
of Th Be: It th South Oamha offi
cial persist In their refusal to give up
their ofrices, whsn they have been com
manded to do s4 by their own constitu
ents, they should be presented with
leather medal a. They did not wait for
a court to decide whether they should
taks their offices when they were elected.
Not by a long ehot They do not own the
offices they hold. The voters who put
them in own their offices and have a
right to command them te give up their
positions, ths sam as they had a right
t tU them to tak them Th mandate
of the public should be sufficient for ths
effldala to take notice to vacat their
positions.
Ths voters ot South Omaha who elected
th city otfloera told them In very plain
and ainphatlo term on June 1 that they
do not want them In office any longer
and they should obey the command.
Their cry all last winter was, "Let th
peopl rule." They had better be con
sistent now and carry est their slogan.
Ths result In South Omaha was too plain
for any offlcs-holder to misunderstand.
Before th Park board gets after poor
Mr. Elliott toe hard In regard to a tie
horn snd a M rig. they ought to ac
count for the $15,000 they handled less
than twe years ago.
LEATHER MEDAI
Feraaldaate Mevesaeat."
New York Tlmea. Senator William
Aldea Smith doe not apeak too strongly
when hs characterUea hla candidacy for
the republican presidential nomination
aa a "formidable movement." Formi
dable la too meek a word: terrifying
would be a better one, hoi rifle better
atlU. Once launched, nothing ran stop
ttt movement
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TO A L&U0H.
beat to keep ydung, hW do yon Sitppnee
she Kkes anybody butting In, anxious
in riv h mrma new wrinkle T" Wash
Lovef fpassinnsteiT) nif, t love the
Very ground your daughter walks on!
Father f grimly No doubt you do. It's
worth la) a front foot Town Toplea.
ington fctar.
"wv f a. M fnf4nM Mil tha eVMl-
scIoim beauty.
"Weil, It Isnt neceasary for you to be
constantly raethln your roll," remarked
the male cynio, Judge.
"Our suburban neighbor, who Is a law
yer, told me yesterday with pride that
he la quite an expert at whitewashing."
"What'a his specialty-fence ot char
acter ?" Baltimore American.
"Where were you last night T" asked
one gtrl of another.
"Itwas eut riding with father In his
C'B1ut I didrt't know your father had
an hutomohils."
"He hasn't: he Is A motofmah." In
dianapolis News.
"I see th town council has put a
new doorknob on the town hall and or
dered bogs out of the pubtlo square."
"Yes," said Selectman Hoptoad, "we
owed it to riUnkvllle to slick up a bit
With European travel stopped thl sum
mer, A lot of peopl will be seeing
America fust" LoirtSvlH Courier
Journal.
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but ths Germans couldn't London Mail.
"Women do not seem reeiljr to want
to learn anything."
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Heavy meals mean
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Schlitz is a great
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Start drinking it
with your meals.
You'll notice from
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added enjoyment
of your food, and
you'll feel imme
diately The Beneficial
Effects of
. Good Beer
on your digestion.
Schlitz in Brown
Bottles is all
healthfulness, it is
pure and whole
some. The Brown
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fects of light from
the brewery to
your glass.
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721 g. eta St, Omaha, Neb.
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