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Thought for the Day
SletJ by Mary J. Damont
"2?Us mr$ tht happinett maker; thtg rep
rturt tht but forc$ oj civilisation, Thty art ,
to (Aa ktart and homt what tht noncy-f uclle it to
tht door ever which it climbt.'"
Now a Ions, big pull all together tor Greater
Omaha!
Nebraska and adjoining states coniUtuU
the garden spot of national business conditions.
Swltterland has the uncomfortable distlnc
tion of being a nation entirely surrounded by
war. ',
One way to help Omaha grow is to help
Omaha Institutions grow by patronizing home
Industry.
South Omaha, officials deserve more sym
pathy than censure. They know a good thing
and, naturally, they hat to let It go.
The superior magnetism of federal over slat
laws Is emphasised by the June rush of laggard
taxpayers to th internal revenue office.
Owing. to th adverse report of the water-,
ways engineer, the 'opening of th Missouri
river' navigation season has been postponed
but it will com In due time, just th same.
In th shady slopes of Forest Hills, L. I., old
General Iluerta restfully contemplates th folly
of Mexican leaders Ignoring the friendly sug
gestion of Unclf Bamuel. Experience Is a help
ful tecbr.
There Is good reason for "viewing with
alarm" th Increasi.g number or American
nurses enlisting tor war hospital work. It th
rush keep np ancient bachelors will bo robbed
of an excuse for getting sick.
Relief of Mexico is th iatest addition to th
charitable demands on th American people
occasioned by war. . Ability and readiness to
lend a helping band to suffering mankind ac
claims th wisdom of th fathers In founding
this republic.
According to th senator, th plum tree re
fuse to thak "because th secretary of state
remains obdurate." Wa hav not th other
version, but w hav bo doubt th secretary of
state gives th reason, "because th senator re
mains obdurate."
At th recent naval review Admiral Dewey
said th Amrlca navy was tit and equal, ship
for ship, to any afloat. Rear Admiral Flske
pronounces It unfit, outclassed and out of date.
When admiral disagree, smiling silence be
come tht landsman.
Th World-Herald commends th spirit of
poo" Tanner In saying, "You Win Shake"
over th consolidation tight But th World
Herald was a th sam aid as "Doc" "agin
annexation" only It ult at the nxt-to-tbe-latt
moment when It saw. th licking a-oomlng.
Hop takes a fresh grip on th tsithful as
th senior senator eircl around th fruitful
plum tree at Washington. In no other state
has th "watchful waiting" policy been so
splendidly exemplified. 8uch loyalty deserves
a reward more digestible tbaa a double cross.
e W
rv. Pr. Georja K. Vtaoun, prcatdent of Grin nail
lolk jr, la in Omaha, tha meat of Oanerj O O. How.
ard, on hta way to California. President Maaoun will
occupy tha pulpit of tba Consmsatlonal church Rant
Hundar.
It. It Lucas and MUa Net t la M. Callahan war
united in roarriaa-a laat avanlna by Bav. W. J. lUraha.
Tha death of V. M. McDonougH, known aa "Littla
Mat'," editor of tha Watchmaa, baa made elllhe nawa.
paper man fiel sad.
Hera are tba newly alarted offluers of Covert tods:
1. S. Weathers, master; A. 6. Auchiuoody, aantor
ward; C. r. Driaooll, Junior warden; H. C. Akin,
tieaewer; J. 8. Bennett, secretary.
Mra. C. Cmlth of Plattaburc, N. Y.. I vUltlna her
on. Iy. X Pinna, tl fa nam atravt dry gooda man.
MU Uila Alma, who baa been tha suuat of Mr.
and Mra. Q. M. Iliuheo k, aa gone to ChlceVo.
C A. Leary waa called suddanly to Mlnneaota by
tha aad pwt of his no(her' death.
Chaxlea Corbatt. Ull Param atreat, offers a reward
for tha rot urn of a bank book and leaae. of no value
whatever except to the owner, which was lost a a? the
coiner of fcntconlh and Douflaa.
A Victory for Big Business. j
The derision of the 1'nited Btates district i
court, holding that the United States Steel cor-
poratlon is not a truat In restraint of trade
within thn meaning of the Sherman law Is a vic
tory for big business. The court holds that it
Is not the size of the concern, but Us power for
harmful monopoly, that makes it amenable to
the law. Here is the meat of the whole matter,
too frequently entirely overlooked by th critics
of "big business." Th court says: "Mere
size or bigness of business is not necesnsrlly a
monopoly of business at the expense of all others
engaged In it."
The demands of modern life have been met
by a development of Industry along lines that
have been revolutionary in their effects, and yet
but a natural result of evolutionary growth.
All th great enterprises of the age have been
built on a similar principle, the combination of
units for th greater efficiency in production.
Disturbance has followed and some harmful
effects hav flown from these processes, until
remedied from within or without. Courts have
interfered, and not always wisely, ss, for exam
ple, when th Union Paclflo was prevented from
purchasing the Central Pacific. That the Sher
man law is Ineffectual when it comes to the
actual dissolution of big business combinations
Is shown by the Standard OH and Tobacco cases.
Then "trusts" wer dissolved, yet out of thst
segregation arose a new arrangement of busi
ness just as strong as before. Although neither
of these combinations has been able to get a
monopolistic control of its line, neither has th
consuming public reaped any material advan
tage from the dissolution.
Th principal effect of the decision In the
Steel case, though subject to reversM on appeal,
will be to reassure business men that they are
less liktily to be hampered in the pursuance of
legitimate enterprise, and that business ueed
not suffer merely because it is "big."
International Comity.
The departure from New York of a personal
messenger from Count Bernstorff to the impe
rial court of Germany, under safe conduct from
the other belligerents, is a pfoof that the na
tions have not altogether turned savage under
the Influence of war. Time was when a herald
took his life In his hands when he carried a
message from his liege to another lord. Ilere
w hav a messenger, charged with a secret
communication, guaranteed an unmolested pas
sage through the lines of the enemy, in order
that he may reach his horn government. No
finer evidence that international comity is still
a vital force could be given. It shows that some
vestige of the restraining Influence of civiliza
tion remains, and that when a settlement of
difference is approached alter armed conflict
has spent its rage, reason and not brut strength
will be a determining factor.
Th mission of this special messenger is to
glv th German chancellory Count Bernstorff
personal report on th attitude of the American
people. In order that no misapprehension may
warp judgment when consideration is given to
President Wilson' rejoinder to th not from
Von Jagow. This action, following the conver
sation, between the president and the German
ambassador, 1 significant of th desire of both
countries to maintatn the peace that has bo long
ssbslsted between them, and encourages th be
lief that the tension will be relieved when the
facts are fully understood on both sides.
The Publio Utilities Service Problem.
Chicago has a municipal ownership partner
chip with its traction service by which the city
gets 65 per cent of th profits after deduction
of operating expenses, and certain other stipu
lated charges, which arrangement when made
was regarded aa th idealistic solution of a pus
sllng problem. The experience of the partner
ship ha not brought as much money into the
city treasury as was originally expected, , al
though It has doubtless put th city in better
position to meet the public's demands. Just
now, however, a new complication is presented
in th pressure of th conductors and motormen
for wage increases, which in th aggregat
would amount to several million dollars, and
whose grant th private partners insist would
reduce their share below th point of reasonable
return. But whether th city' 65 per eent be
much or little seems to cut no figure, for th
rroposal is mad that the city voluntarily stand
three-fourths of the wag increases on condi
tion that the private partners agree to have one
fourth charged up to them.
It is fair to assume that, despite threats of
a strike, all controversies will be threshed out
in som way by negotiation or arbitration, and
th situation is cited merely to show that th
problem cf dealing with th public service utili
ties does not beset any one city alone. This
problem has been solved over and over again in
various ways in different cities, but just
will not stay aolved; in other words, each city
has to solve it for itself every little while as its
local conditions change.
Object Lenoa in Democratic Methods.
Nebraska firms who are now paying the war
tax, with the penalty for neglect added, are get
ting a fine Illustration of the "beneficent effect"
of democratic methods of government. That a
war tax must b paid in time of peace ia a most
unpleasant reminder that the party in power has
failed to rusk proper provision to insure reve
nue sufficient to run the government. On top
of this failure, the democrats indulged in a ver
itable orgy of extravagance, increasing the ex
penditures of the government to a total never
before known, exceeding even its own estab
lished reeord for recklessness. This combina
tion of reduced revenue and Increased expenses
has had the very natural effect of wiping out the
treasury surplus and reducing the balance to a
deficit. Th payment of penalty for failure to
discharge th taxes is th fault of the taxpayer
who neglected to make settlement in time, but
th tax ttaelf is th fruit of democratic incompe
tency and failure to make proper provision for
meeting th expenses of the government.
The moving finger of suspicion pointed to
one of the Smith family as the probable author
oi the Puget Sound explosion. Mr. Smith
tulrkly blew up the suspicion by showing that
he aprang from genuine first families from
Emlth on his father's side and a Delaware In
dlan princess on the other, both great-grand
parent ante-dattng the flag. The record goes
far to prove that the plain Smiths are great
people.
Dental Deductions
Literary Blgae. '
Mr DEAR WATSON: la It po1bl that you do
not recnfrnlte at once that ona of tha mm la a
ronfaotloner and tha ether a elaaa blower; while
tha airl with them la a dreeemeJter? Look at
thelr twth!" Thla aurreatlon for an additional Pher-lock-Holmee
story Is tha reault of peruana a dlacut
lon. contributed to Die Vmarhau by Dr. M. Krauaa,
on tha effort of different tradea ajid oceupatlona on
the teeth. If we except phoephorua poisoning in tha
match Industry, thla is a phaae of occupational dla
aaaes of "which wa bear comparatively little. Not
only do tha teeth become decayed or otherwlee dis
eased, or changed In ahape. but Dr. Kraoae telli us
that they even are worn or dlMotved away to aurh
aa extent that only stumps remain. Our quotations
era from an abatract In Tha Scientific American Sup
plement, where we read:
"A aood example of tha first mentioned caaa la
furnfahed by confectioners or candy-makers, whoaa
front tth. particularly, are prone to decay, fol
lowed by auboequent diacoloratlon of th expbael
dentin, due to tha constant breath! nf In of sugar dut
"With workman In chemical factories, where aclda
are manufactured or used In large amounts, 'tha
prooaea of destruction la not In any reapect Ilka the
ordinary tooth decay, but la a deoompoaltlon of the
Inorganic ronaUtuanta and a Aevltalliatlon of the
organic constituents of the teeth.'
"In describing the effect of acids tha author, who
relies to a considerable extent on what Is told to Mm,
tella us that -'the subjective sensation Is alleged to
be, above all. a feeling of dullness in the affected
teeth; thee become so sensitive to change of tem
perature and to contact with sour, sweet auid salty
fooda that every partaking of nourishment become
almost a torture. Thla sensitive neae disappears when
tha process of destruction has assumed greater pro
port Ion a.
" 'The front teeth, on account of thotr location and
arrangement, are the first to suffer, since they are
earliest exposed to the injurious Influence.'
"It la observed that la metal workers who are
neglectful of the care of tnotith and teeth half of the
exposed surface of the teeth, from the gums up
ward, are covered with green coating. Tha workman
believe they have 'verdlarls on their teeth.
"Dr. Krnuse was repeatedly able to convince him
self that 'aa this coating may still be detected after
a change of occupation of some duration, It may be
designated and utUlxed as an Important characteristic
Indication of occupation.'
"This deposit Is caused by the 'unavoidable metal
duat which arlFes during tha work end settle with
th tartar coating of tha neglected teeth.'
"Tha wearing away or roughening of the edgea
of the teeth ! well Illustrated by shoemaker, who
continuously use nalla and brads of different sixes,
which they usually hold in the mouth and which thus
serves as a handy container. 'When a nail or wire
brad If required the tongue pushes it between tha
biting surfaces of the tnclsor teeth. There It I held
fast until required for use.'
"This results in th formation of coarsely JagSTed
edgea on the Incisor teeth.
" "Only when the nail are continually pushed be
tween tha middle Incisor teeth will semi -circular
erosions sooner or later result, which are similarly
found in upholsterers.'
"As to the effect of their trade on their teeth, we
quote the following In regard to glass 'blowers: 'In
order to form the glass mass into a desired ahape,
glass blowers make use of a long Iron tube, sometimes
provided with a bras mouthpiece. Thle 1 the so
called "glass blower's pipe" which is held between the
lip and teeth and I turned during blowing. From
this, worn concave aurfacee result on the middle In
cisor teeth, which, when closed, show a rhombic or
diamond-like opening characteristic of glas blower.'
"All those who occupations compel them to uso
th sewing needle, that ia, tailors, modiste, corset
maker, etc., ehow 'sllt-ahaped groove on the cutting
edges of the Inclaora, and according1 aa th poaaeeaor
I right or left-handed, running from right to left or
vice versa, either alantlng or ti the cenwr of the cut
ting eAge ht the direction of the cutting plana.'
'The causa that most worker In thle trade.
male and female, bite or tear off the thread with the
Inriaor teeth before threading their needles.
" If they have the habit of firmly holding pencil
between their teeth, occupational indication are also
evident on the front teeth of teachers and draftsmen
thti causing concave substance erosion.'
"It baa been proved that the habit of placing nails
In the mouth and replacing those not used In a box In
common use has been th cause of the transmission
of disease. The same has likewise been reported
among glass-blower. For this reason ahoemakara,
upholsterer and glaaa-blowere should be cautionod
as to the danger ef their manipulations, and the aboli
tion of these abuses vigorously demanded.
"The article concludea with thla excellent advice:
'A experience In other occupations has ahown thnt
notices and posted regulations do not receive the de
served attention, we need not expect much result from
thle method In workshop. Th lever for enlighten
ment and education should already be applied to the
apprentice while at the trede-sohoola. It la there
that we should, by means of words and picture, em
phasise the great danger to life and health of such
customary abuse.' "
Twice Told Tales
Vaeleaa Kevtrallty.
"You knew we had a French maid anil German
butler?"
"Yea."
"Well, we've been worried over them ever alms
tha war broke out. We took the greatest palna to
art them an example of neutrality. We were afraid
all the time that It would be Impossible to keep then
from flying at each other. Of course, we were care
ful not to discus the war before them. In short,
we've been taking a whole lot of trouble for months
to help them keep the peere. I ean't begin to tell you
how careful we were. And what do you euppoae hap
pened yesterday?"
"Why, a pitched battle."
"Nothing of the sort. It seams th two were en
raged long before the war broke out, and yesterday
they were married. "Philadelphia Ledger.
laaalaltlT.
The cub reporter aaw a hearae start away
lrom a
house at the head of a funeral procession. v
"Who's dead?" ha Inquired ef the corner store
keeper, who waa watching from his door.
"Chon Schmidt"
"John Smith!'' exclaimed the cub. "You don't
main to say John Bmlth la deadT"
"Veil, by golly," said the grocer, "vot you dink
dey doing mlt him brai-lleing?" Everybody' Maga
slne. Theodore L De V1nne. New York a famoua master
printer, left an eatate valued at fl.oa.ono. The highor
"the art preservative ef all arts," the greater the
reward.
Quite an army ef harvester are about to storm the
wheat fields of Oklahoma. Fair open fighting, no
trenoh dialing. Every private will be decorated with
liver dollars, ft per and chuck.
New York Undlorde are working- out a plan f-r
passing to the tanants a bunch of tlt.WM.CO) state taxes.
Very little publicity will be given the aaopted plan, aa
such ac hemes operate best on gunuhoea.
There ia no muaio in "Home, Sweet Home" fur
Hlchmond. ('. Le ef Washington, Ind. He had ae
many homes he prefera to forget 'em. in a pettlon
for divorce he aaya htf wife la batty on homes, end In
four years la forced the family to move forty-twe
tUiie. Now it I Richmond s move. (
Bennett BHttln of rtalnftrld. N J., a centenarian
and two ever, has decided to retire from business, lie
ay he la unable to keep up with younsster In th
tobacco business). Besides, fee aaada a rest and pro
posae from now on to enjoy life minus the cares of a
emoke house. Wonder what la Britttn'e brand cf
atoetcaT
1
People and Events
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F.nd of the t.aat Chapter.
OMAHA. June .-To th Editor of The
Bee: Reader who followed, in thla
column, the story of the Bradford family
who ware evicted by law from the Epnet
cottage at Ohio street, two week
ago, will be glad to know that for Mr.
Bradford herself, th last chapter haa
cloeed and the angel ef death has writ
ten "flnla" at the bottom of the page.
Her earthly sufferings ended at 12:40 p.
m. Wednesday, and funeral service wer
conducted yesterday afternoon at 2
o'alock.
After all, the outrage perpetuated on
May 18, by the Epnets and their sup
porters of the law only shortened this
poor mother's life about two weeks, and
no doubt they can quite justly olalm to
be the direct Instruments of a merciful
Providence on this very account The
brutal handling of that pain-racked
frame, the Jamming of the diseased
freest against the door, undoubtedly
caused the terrible eptder cancer, whose
deadly tentacles had spread far down
into the liver and atomarh. and up Into
the lungs, to bresk a little sooner that
nature mlrht have planned. It I true
that Dr. Fltzglbbon. who had charge of
Mrs. Bradford's case, refu.vtd to ad
minister a hypodermic to quiet her ago'
during the last twenty-four hours, be
cause her heart was weak, th end
might thereby be hastened. It seems that
physicians are not permitted to do any
thing, however merciful it might be. that
can shorten th span of a human life by
even one brief moment.
Representatlvca of Nebraska law, how
ever, are fully privileged In tlii respect.
We envy them the calm poise and un
ruffled equanimity that enable them to
"do their duty" In the very face of human
anguish, suffering and death. They are
"used to acenea like these." The fact
that Mr. Bradford leave a husband and
eight children, to whom she wae the
dearest thing in life, and who were forced
to endure the sight of her eufferiners until
one and all are completely prostrated and
heart-broken, "cut no Ice" with the
sheriff's department of Douglas county.
"Blessed are the dead that the rain
falla onl" The neighbors, passing up
and down that 1600 block on Ohio street
thank Ood with full hearts today that
th poor sufferer Is at reet But they
sednlouly avoid so much as a glance to
ward the double house over whose roof
tree the shadow of th tragedy will linger
forever. Time will blot out from human
memory that pitiful scene, staged "In
the name of the law." But the record
lives beyond the alienee.
ELSIE ROBERTSON.
"Dot-king" the Scrabwonien.
OMAHA, June 4. To The Editor of The
Bee: The preaa, the watchdog of civiliza
tion, wa never o truly exemplified aa
It waa In yesterday morning' issue of
your great paper, wherein you exposed
to the world the tyrannical end Inhuman
treatment accorded the charwomen and
janitors at the federal building, whereby
the government Is endeavoring to aave
money at the expense of the scrubwomen,
etc.
The economy wiseacres of the ad
ministration, whether in the president's
cabinet or -elsewhere, ought to be
ashamed to "dock" 4.S7J of the poorest
paid employes, in the government aer
vice eight days' pay economy with a
vengeance, almllar to the late retrench
ment legislature at Lincoln, that had for
its motto, no concession for the working
class.
I desire to call the attenUon of the
good women of the suffrage propaganda
to the "docking" of the scrubwomen and
janltore. Neither of the political parties
political trimmers will take any ac
tion to redres the great wrong Inflicted
on this olass of poorly paid government
employes.
I would be delighted to see the patriotic,
women and girls of Greater Omaha take
the Initiative In thla benevolent move
and come to the assistance of the desti
tute and oppressed, thereby setting an
example for the rood women In other
cltlee throughout the nation.
I believe that it would be a good Idea
for the women to notify McAdoo, or his
subordinate, Newton, that they are to
come to the rescue f the scrubwomen.
Possibly, or probably, It might be bet
ter to write to the president about the
injustice done this poorly paid snd op
pressed clasa, the charwoman and
janltore JERRY HOWARD.
Harvest Heads.
OMAHA. June t-To the Editor ef The
Bee: I was talking with old Simon Spen
cer last night at Emerson- I asked him
If he had enough rain, and what the
prospect was for a big wheat harvest.
"I'll tell you." he said; "the wheat will
be all right, but Z dread te start in her
venting. In a couple of week or so
you will ae me every night aearehlng
the box car and empty sheds, trying to
find harvest hands. The American hobo
Is the moat trifling, good-for-nothing ani
mal in the world. When there la nothing
to do on the farm, five er six will apply
every day at the back door for cold
victuals, and rehearse a tale of grief
that would melt the heart of a stone
statue; but when harvest day begin,
yi u couldn't trail one of them to his
hiding place with a bloodhound. I
counted thirty-five hobos put off one
train here tonight, and out of the whole
quad. I'll bet a dollar to nothing, you
couldn't find five men that would work
three day In succession if you offered
them M (or doing it.
"When harvest begins I so to a hobo
and offer him 13 a day; he say he can
get PSO In Minnesota. I make It tl.M.
and he then says that the water la Ne
braska I not aa pure and wholesome aa
It la in North Dakota. And when I
of'er to rave a barr'l of minuiel water
shipped In from Excelsior Springe for hie
private use, he snickers and walks away.
"Before I atart a hobo to work, I try
to find out whether he is a long-a taker
or a short-staker. The loug-etake man
wtll usually work until the harvest Is
ended, go to town, spend the IjO in two
days, and then return and help me with
haying. But the ahort-etaker la treai-h-aroue.
and may work three days or only
twenty minutes Juat long enough to In
spect th amokehoue and notice whether
the chlckene roost in the trees or not.
For about three weeks in every year I
am almost eempelle to get on my knees
and pray te these hobos In order to get
a little assistance ia the wheat field.
"but during the winter I often go to
Omaha and watch thaae half -naked,
homeless wretches marking time on the
bread line. And when I we one that I
know I pull out a roll of bills that would
choka a rock crusher sad ask 1im if he
wtll kindly assist me next year in tha
harvest field If I will lend him 3 cents
to buy a plate of eoup. And then I but
ton up my bearskin overcoat, laugh a
little, and walk away." E. O. M.
IB
jjiist bought the family a magnificent an-
; totliolillr " . '
SAID IN FUN.
Yes. but unless e maun nmi ..n
time he ran t resist the temptation tt
tske on a few paying P"'nrr" Jl?
rl.les around. "-Louisville Courler-Jonp
nsl.
HOW IT IS DONE.
t'leveland Tlaln Dealer.
This hixn-brow stuff
I could not write before, .
Hecauso of yore
I did not know the way to dope It out.
Rut now I know;
You Just begin
Anv old hlfthfalutln' thlnr.
Putting: In, here and there.
At.ywnere, .
Some mysterious, subtle, insoluble senU-
From ancient literature, in which a half
truth is expressed
Or a whole truth bent, .....
or at leant the meaning Is In doubt.
And then be sure to use some hlghr.own
tominyrot, .
No matter whether It make any particu
lar senso or not,
And, any time,
W hy, as to rhyme.
You happen on a word that gibes quite
fair
With one you used before
Well, put the accent there.
Then ramble on, although the thing, may
nothing mean at all, ....
For things they cannot understand do all
tha people fall.
And thus vou'll know how te approach
well, plenty close enough.
This highbrow stuff!
"Ae near aa I can mnke out." said the
physician, "your wife seems to have ex
perienced a sud'Ien shock of eom kind "
"I guess that's right," replied Ue hua.
hand. "I ant home before 12 o'clock last
night." Indianapolis Ptar.
Mandy Sarah, ha yo' ion on ter
work yet?
Pa rah Land, yea! He' In n tinder
taker'a shop. To' know, thst boy seems
to have a reaular gift for hamlilnf; the
dead Tale Record.
KABIBBLE
KABARET
nronf try a Tete
(S A tAMUCKEH AMOlgrr
IVT W W1PE.C0OC tmOEh' RSH
TOT -tf&SWfeti'
"Will you toll me one thing, teacher?"
"What Is It, Tommy?"
"Do rat-tails belontc to tha sa.me fam
ily a pussy willow?" Baltimore Ameri
can. "Pa. with all his money, will never let
u take our rightful place in society."
"Why, he's most indulgent. He ha
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