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Tin: BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY, MAY 20, l!U3.
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2fo man or vxrman of th humbled $ort earn
really b$ eirong, gentle, pure nd good wiOttnU
ifu scorWs being better for it, uithovt torn oim'i
bring helped and comforted by the very exietence
of hat goodne. Phillip Brook.
It U the verdict of eipert that the soil' of
Xebraaka cannot bar too much rain.
"Britannia rule tho waves." She alao
decorates the trolea in the bottom of the aeaa.
Moral: ' Let. auto driver tempted to speed
t.p take heed of The. Bee' repeated warning".
- Ai factor In -war, air raids would be rldlc
uloua if their killing achievements were not so
Ltrocloua.
The reported capture of a cemetery by th
French supplies the last modern necessity of
(he war game.
The more the South Americans analyze tbj
Monroe doctrine the more they appreclato the
point on the teal of the eagle, -
The high price of dying Is mounting. Am
munition has advanced from ,25 to 50 per cert
since the outbreak of the war. "'"
Prof. Taft reiterates that he ia out of poli
tics. Colonel Roosevelt says as much in differ
nt words. They recur to the subject through
force of habit. r :
There are murders and murders. Catching
and convicting a well identified culprit la quite
different from tracking an unknown criminal
vho hat loft scarcely a clue.
Berlin . report that German hate has
witched from England to Italy. Shifting the
pressure from the west to the south foreshadow?
the direction of the next storm.
Aliens in this country who go home to par
tloipate in the slaughter should bo forcibly re
minded that return tickets will not be honorol
at Ellis Island or any other station.
President Arriaga has resigned his post at
chief executive, of Portugal. He has seen tha
'worst and wearily backs up. Practically all
other rulers of Europe are resigned, but safety,
compels them to stay with the Job to the finish.
Oar amiable democratic contemporary con
tinues to emit algnala of distress for fear repub
lican faction may get together. It real fear,
bcwerei la its conrictloa that a united repub
lican party forecasts certain democratic defeat.
Nearly three yeara have passed since the
crime was committed for which Lieutenant
Becker waa twice convicted. Other participants
have received their due, but Becker's greater
resource enabled him to take advantage of the
Uw'a delay. With the highest state court re-'
Jecttng his, appeal, the prospect of escaping the
penalty seem now remote.
The Prtta tleoretary," productl for tho tliat
time la Omaha, made a hit at Hoyd'a, Tho star and
central figure la WUluun It. OiUette. ,
Local aporUmen Are trytna to orgs also a boat
in club, a mevllu for that piu-poe havta been bald
in the office or F. M. Connors In the Crvtahton Mock.
Amooi thooe Intereated are eaid to be A. K. Clarkaon.
C. K. Cralle, E. 8. Raff, Q. W, Iloldrrce, Mr. Uoody
and Mr. Hro n. -
Carda announco the marrlasa at Alton. III., on
the tweuty-aeventb. of Harry P. Whltraore of Uttootn
and 1U utile Trnchery, both bride aud groom being
well known here.
The dlaappearanr of ex-RJglit FMJer Jack 8need
of the Xntoo Pacific haae ball team, who has been
running the opera houae elgar atand, leaving a vera I
anxious creditor, la deelgnated aa "a foul fix,"
Emancipation day waa celebrated by a meeting a:
Hi Capitol avonoe akatlng rink, prealdea aver by Key.
W. O. Frost, and atdreeard by Rev. O. M. Woodby,
Rev. Harris, John M. Thuieton. Edward Roaewater
and lirv. W, E. Couiiland.
Era Millard, Eraatu Young, TV. a. Wing. C. A.
-oe arid lr. Wwrley. comprtaed a pa.rt- of Mahermen
off to Eagle Luke, Minn.
Rev. W. K. B-:i. tor of the W ttio.it Epia
fotal chuivh at I-alrli. furmerly In i-tarae of the
l-ijii)t-nih Street lcthodlt E4iiopal church here,
a m the lity vlitug frltftida.
KiitrcutS Gas-
Italians in America.
The final entrance of Italy Into the
great European war brings the Italian element
of our Tnlted States population to the fore
ground, and prompts inquiry as to the number
and distribution of our citizens or residents
Italian birth.
According to the cenmia figures for 1910, tbe
number of persons In this country born in Italy
was 1,343,125, while according to the classifica
tion of mother tongue the number waa J.09V
000, being 6.5 per cent of the total foreign
white stock. By this last measurement, ths
Italians in thl country are only one-fourth aa
numerous as those of the German mother
tongue, who constitute 25.7 per cent of the total.
It is Interesting to note, too, that of the
large cities of thl country the Italian stock
ranks first a having the largest representation
among the foreign born population only In Nev
Orleans, but ia second in New Tork City, where
Kusnla ha the first place. In Nebraska the
Italian born population as enumerated in tlv;
1910 census was negligible except in Omahn,
credited with 2,361 out of a total for the state
of 3,799.
In recent years Italy has been one of the
principal sourcea of our immigration, last year
(1914) actually leading all other countries wlt'i
283,738, and the preceding year being out-
topped by Russia alone. Applying the obvious
ratio to the 5,056 of these Immigrants who gave
Nebraska as their destination, it Is safe to figure
at least one thousand of them to have been
Italians. The number of Italian-American in
this country, and their comparative recent ext
dus from the mother country, foreshadow a
specially keen interest among them in the for
tunes of war that may com to Italy.
Legal Quibbling.
Frequently efforts made by lawyers to
secure the acquittal of men who are accused of
high crime are an affront to common sense,
useful only aa indicating the extent to which an
"expert", will go in the matter of distorting the
law In hi "defense" of a criminal. From Wyo
ming, for illustration, an appeal is perfected to
the United States supreme court in behalf of a
condemned murderer because of an error In the
date on the Indictment, a blunder so palpable
that It I of importance only because it afford
a technicality on which to base a quibble. In
Nebraska the supreme court I to review the
proceedings by which a condemned murderer
as convicted, the chief reason assigned being
that a member of the State Board of Pardoni
was' permitted to testify during the trial, the
accused being a paroled prisoner at the time the
murder was committed. During the course of
a trial recently had in Douglas county the Jury
waa asked to acquit a man accused of murder
because he was held by the police, and because
he was also accused of stealing from freight
cars, the plea being that it was only the police
and the railroad companies that wanted his con
viction. Such effort a these are not to serve, but to
cheat, Justice. In neither of these cases is the
Innocence of the accused alleged to prove a mis
carriage of Justice; the whole fabrlo of the de
fense resting on some technical point Involving
a nonessential fact. Yet courta and law
yers who indulge In these practice wonder why
the public -no lopger. accepts the' lawyer'a esti
mate oi Qia own. profession, , . . .
eMM1 MMMImm
Red Crosi Belief for Mexico.
Again are the generous people of the United
States asked to come to the relief of the suffer
ers from war. Thl time it Is Mexico that sends
out the appeal. President Wilson, aa head of th-
American Red Cross, being asked to take mead
ures for the assistance of starving people. In
various parts of the southern republic. Of
course, this appeal will meet with a ready and
a hearty response from this country, and the
destitute across the border will be given all help
in their extremity. In no more impressive or
effective way could the mission of the United
State be shown than in the provision. of relief
for the victim of war. It Is the deed that sup
ports the faith of our people in the genius of
their Institutions. - The United States atand for
peace, for all the world, with full opportunity
for the enjoyment of all it privileges, exempli
fied by the contribution of its cltliens to the
aid of vlcUme .of th war in other , countries.
When the final tale of all this strife la told, the
part played by thl country in the drama of to
day will shine with such glory as will make
war's proudest ray seem dim.
', ; r Starting the Ferment.
Every .now and then somebody la a commu
nity geta busy with an Idea. It may or may not
be practical, and it may not be especially popu
lar, but it champion never let up in it advo
cacy.. , Perhaps he drawa a few people to hi
support, hut more than likely he geta himself
set down aa a pest, if not an actual nuisance.
Hie project is passed over, while public attentlou
is drawn to some newer or more attractive prop
osition, and the original enterprise ia laid aw;iv
in the limbo of thing undone and ita projector
goes back into the obscurity of his private life.
But hi effort was not In vain; he may havo
failed. to. bring about exactly what be thought
ought to be done, but he did aqmethlng of In
finitely more value. He started the ferment.
Through his earlier agitation he began a move
ment that makes Itself felt in all the ramifica
tions of communal life. The man with a notion
ia a good thing to have in a community, for na
prevents stagnation.
On secure haven of the simple life is placed
on the map by the declaration of th Dunkard
sect against the use of automobiles by member.
A diminishing multitude still clinging to the
hope of salvation on foot will Joyfully welcome
the new recruits to their ranks.
Now comes a Chicago Judge decrying the
game of golf as a waste of time and money, do
void of courage and Intellectually a screaming
farce. The name of the Indignant Jurist la sup
pressed out of respect for the profession much
addicted to the game.
It Is too bad the legislature did not enact tho
measure providing retirement pensions for
superannuated city employes. Such a law
would have furnished the solution of a pressing
problem that must now be met In some other
way.
Mexico's Leaders
Ceeper Whitney la tko Oatlook.
MEXICO has now reached the third stage of the
cycle, and unleea a powerful friend comes to
Ita reacue a dictator Is about due; but It will
take a strong man to pull It from the depth of anar
chy Into whlrh It haa fallen, and, unlea It be Fran
rlaoo Villa, no one in eight appears likely to grow up
to the taak.
Tarrant had his chance, and failed Ignomtnloualy.
Barren of executive ability, though replete with a
nimble pettifogging spirit, he aroueed the acorn and
hatred of all Mexico outalde of hi Immediate ramp.
That he la alao atupld waa clearly ehown by his
patently envloua and unreasonable attitude towards
Villa, whoee fealty he could havo retained by fair
conduct and unbroken agreement. Carranxa could
have brought peace to Mexico when flrat he entered
the city In Auguet, 1914, to confer with Carbajal
who had been appointed provlainnal prealdent on the
flight of Huerta had he been aught but an arbitrary,
vain obatructlonlat. Had he the patriotism he vaunta
or been faithful to the principle ho continually boaata.
a provlelonal government which the t'nlted Htatea
would cheerfully hare recognised and enroiy-aff
could then and there have been encouraged.
The aecond Carranxa occupation of .Mexico City,
beginning In January, 1"1&, under Oeneral Alvaro
Ohregon, repeata the etory of the flrat with slight
variation; there Is the same aearch for money under
cloak of hunting out the "enemlea of the cauae,"
the aaine reprlaala, the aama barbarous disregard of
el pueblo while poelng as their champion, the same
lalthleeanesa to the very principle! for wbjrh they
claim to be fighting, the same arrogance of speech
and conduct ludicrous In It upatart braggadocio to
the onlooker, but grievous to the native who must
endure and Buffer it Inaolent and cruehy unjuat man
datea. Both Obregon and his "first chief hate Mex
ico City and Its people, who have never openea their
arma to either of the two and loathe both of them
for the misery endured under th thievery and
domineering of the first occupation.
Of the paltry creatures that the whtrlgig of revo
lution haa given temporary prominence from time to
time In Mexico, Venuatlano Carransa la tho moat
pretentloua and th leaat promurtng. Mirth-provoking
he la. however, In hla roller-chair capital, fulmi
nating dreadful threata againat Villa aa he puahes
out of reach, now beckoning th foreign diplomats lo
follow, anon proclaiming himself all of the law and
the propheta, and ever laaulng manlfeato after man
ifesto breathing aolicltude for the working claase.
Eulalio Outierres. ex-provlalonal president, like
wise ex-oopper mine carpenter and rouatabout, la to
be taken no more seriously In pondering Mexico's
future than waa Pablo Oonaales when he broke from
Carranxa. proclaiming hlmaelf president from Pa
chuco, and remaining at that town, hla men preying
on the ahopa. h'a officer a upon the women, until ho
fled before Villa.
Luclo Blanco, another of th recent Carransa aen
erala. Is to be taken oven leas eerlouaty than Outier
res. Originally with Csrransa and entrusted with the
protection of Mexico City, he fled before tho approach.
Ing Zapatlatas after glowing manifestos to th pen
pie of hi tinceaalng and affectionate loyalty. He
wandered around for a time outalde the danger sono,
and finally deaerted Carransa for Villa because
Outierres promised him" a place In his cabinet why,
knowing the rrmn. It would be hard to say. Having
been offered a sbar In the new government Gutlerres
waa planning. Blanco deaerted Villa a he had Car
ransa. In h!s point of loyalty either to principle or
chief.. thoae two are well met; but Outierres Is tho
more dangerous. Hla first prominence came through
eucceaafully blowing up federal train for the con
aUtutlonallata. Aa a reward for his bloody record.
Carransa mnde him governor of Ban Luis Potoal!
where he was a. dil'gent looter, and wsa the brute
who. having the a on of a widow shot becauae lie
happened to bo of a family that had once held office,
eent tho nude body to th mother after parading it
around the plasa In a cart. When Villa w.tu south,
driving Carranxa before him, Outierres deaerted to
him; and when Villa went north Gutlerres looted tho
treasury and jumped Ihe city to aet up a government
of his own. No doubt bo will find h'a way back again
lo Carranxa, who Is not particular and cannot afford
to bo.- v v""'
Obregon la lh' one really atrong'man among th
Carranxa generals, and he and Fellpl - Angelea, of
Villa's forces, are probably among the military th
two strongest- men In Mexico after Villa.1 Obregon
haa no respect for hla chief, but there Is no room for
hla ambitions In' the Villa party, while under Carransa
h Is unhampered, Of both Obrogon and Angelea w
are likely to. hear later, for each haa the presidential
bee In his bonnet Angeles Is well born and well
educated, the only, man on. either aid of military
training. ' Obregon. Is 'a ra'nchero who looka more like
an Irishman than a Mexican and undoubtedly has as
much of Ireland In hla blood as In hla tiame. Another
with a presidential bee la I.uia Cabrera, a shrewd
lawyer of tbe cltv and ih ivnHi(,T
Carransa party.- He la the agitator type of socialist
ho never falls to lay .upon foreigners all the responsi
bility for Mexican revolutions.
In contradistinction Is Fellcttas. Viliarenl. who re
signed as minister of finance under Carransa rather
than Indorse one of hla flat-money making schemes;
was called to tho same office by Villa; stayed by hla
post when'Uutterrea decamped; and was arrested by
Carransa when Obregon marched into the city on Ita
evacuation I y tb Zapatistas. It I not unlikely that
Carransa. will execute Vlllareal on some trumped-up
chsrg or other-tliat Is the Carransa way; but. If
ho la. not murdered, he will be an asset to bankrupt
Mexico when th day cornea that It can aet out upon
the rehabilitation of its finances. He Is one of tho
very few trustworthy men In public Ufa In Mexico
today; ' a man In the political life of Mexico and yet
honest! 8rch la Folicitaa Villareal.
Villa la th man to whomalmoat all those outalde
tho factions ktok for a solution of the present addled
condition. It mar be that he will not prove equal to
the dual task of fighting and playing politics, and the
sequence of events following hla triumphant entry
Into Mexico City In November certainly Indicates that
he waa not. or Is not yet, equipped for the double
game.- Tet, without being in any degree Intellectual,
he la a man of resource, great energy and force. He
Ma a fighter, and a luatful one, who ia at hla beat when
he la In the field on the job not In the city. He ta,
too, I believe, more sincere than the othrre In hla
expressed wish to bring his country to peaoe and es
tablish stable government He haa no personal ambi
tion outalde of this, he told me; and I credit hla as
sertion, not becauae he told me so. but becauae hla
course elnce he came prominently before the country
as a national leader In the last two years rather cor
roboratea It.
Yet, grow aa he may. Villa will never approach to
within hailing distance of the atandard of Mextco'a
strongeet and most beneficent dictators, Benito Juares
and Porrirlo Diss. He Is a brutal specimen of low
born man. of the ranchero type; prone to outburats of
furloua, ungoverned temper, and capable of any cru
elty ta gain hla end.
Villa haa fewer men than Carransa who, by the
way, ia a general by courtesy and doea no fighting
but they are a better trained force, and Generals
Fellpl Aagele and Raoul Madera, brother of th mur
dered president, are two dependable aaalstanta
t
Zapata Is a consistent but hardly a national figuiv
In the Mexican queatton; his Is guerrilla waf fare, and
Morelua state hla battle ground, where always he has
been a form'dable opponent. His followers are the
simple-minded, sealous Indiana, fighting to regain the
land rights which. !n their rase, have been to some
extent taken awav without justice and without
reimbursement. They are difficult to dislodge at
home In the brush, but not alrong la the open. .They
are th "bandits" they have been called, becauae that
la the one method of warfare they know. When flrat
they came to Mexico City, they were honest, and
even gentle atrauge experience after Carransa. ,
If Villa la equal to curbing defections in his own
party and of adding to hla supply of ammunition, he
will beat Obtegon; If he vanqulshea Obregon. ha a 111
deatroy Can ansa's chief support; and so only may
there be hope of peace coming to Mexico.
Tb eoat of th Barneo-Rooaevelt trial la figure!
by tho Brookly Eagle at I10J.V71. Each. Utlgaut pays
a counsel fee of ItO.ttM.
Nebraska Editors
Kdltor Tom W. KoJly of tho Pelton
Iviegate is Installing a new cylinder
pre.
Record Brothers have sold the Osmond
Republican to C. R. Chrlatianeon of
Plain view. The transfer will be made
June 1.
Kdltor Murray of the Pender Time
haa puchaaed a lot and will erect a new
homo for hi plant. The building will be
IfixSO feet, one story with full basement.
John t. Isng. who haa been editor and
proprietor of th Nehawka News for
the laat five wears, haa traded his plant
and paper to A. B. Rutledge of the
Clarks (Neb.) Enterprise. Mr. Iong will
take charge of the Enterprise June 1,
and Glenn Rutledge. eon of O. B. Rut
ledgn, a 111 become editor of the Newa.
Th Custer County Chief of Broken
Bow Isaued a fine eight-page commence
ment s'ipplement last week. It waa
printed rn book paper and waa Illus
trated with half-tone pictures of mem
bers of the class, faculty and high school
organisations. One of the most striking
features waa a group of about forty
nonresident students.
W. W. Haskell, who founded the Ord
Qulx thirty-four years ago, has sold the
paper and plant to a stock company
headed by H. D. Leggett, former pro
prietor of the St. Paul Republican, and
Oscar L. Nay, who has been In charge of
tho mechanical department of the Qulx
for several years. The consideration Is
M8.000. Thlo Is said to be the largest
prioe ever paid for a county seat weekly
In Nebraska.
Ari
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"It ouaht
worries
Editorial Viewpoint
Washington Post: Through some strange
fatality, no casualty occurs In the Canal
sons without a brace of native policemen
figuring among tbo dead, wounded or
missing.
Louisville Courier-Journal: Bukowlna
haa a poetic sound even when It Is un
translated, and "Beech Land" does not
make It lea so. The silvery rivers of
Bukowlna are stained with blood. Tho
beeches are shattered by oannon. .
Brooklyn Eagle: Mayor Mltchel aaw a
bear out In Wyoming, but didn't kill It.
Maybe the bear saw him first. Bruin'
can always tell a mighty hunter from an
amateur gunman. He knows when to
escape with expedition.
Brooklyn Eagle: Various states regu
late the sale of carbolic add. foe fear It
may be used for self-slaughter by some
Individual. Now that it is moat In de
mand; for explosives to do killing on a
large-scale, the price haa gone up 1.M0
per cent, and only the wealthy could af
ford that sort of suicide.
Baltimore American: Switserland has
received formal guarantees that Its neu
trality will not be violated, and has taken
strong measures to safeguard Its fron
tiers. 'The lesson of Belgium's guaran
teed neutrality haa not been loat on other
neutral natlona, and while accepting the
guarantees, they are keeping their pow
der dry.
Cleveland Platn Dealer: Colo'nel Roose
velt haa an article In a June magaslne
telling what we ought to do to Germany.
One's apprehension as to what would
happen to this country were the colonel
president lust now Is somewhat lessened
by the thought that he probably would
not be half so fierce 'If he were really
presldent.
Springfield Republican: "Treaties are
like sausages."- says General - Horace
Porter. "Th more you know about how
they're made, the less you like them."
The general assisted In the making of
several treaties at the second- Hague con
ference and has seen them become scrap
of paper, he says. Perhaps he will tell us
about tho details of manufacture which
displeased him or was ho only making an
epigram?
-Springfield Republican: It necesetty is
the mother of Invention, Imagination is
the father. Dr. Alexander Graham Bell
passes a problem along to the next gen
eration with thla bit of assurance: "Men
can do nearly everything else by elec
tricity already, and I can Imagine them
with colls of. wire about, their heads
coming together for communication of
thought by Induction." Thla is the
product of a practical Inventor's Imagina
tion. Wireless telepathy is an old story
on the borderland of Science.
New York World.: If a single ship
building concern In this country can com
plete ten submarines In five months for
a foreign government. It should help to
allay tho anxiety of thoae persons who
day and night tremble at the thought of
the defenseless condition . of tho Unled
States. In emergency tho government
could, and no doubt would take over
these boats and set about building many
more, not In one ship -yard, but In a
dosen. But th fact that submarines can
bo built here In a smalt fraction of the
time usually allowed Is comforting In
any rlroumstancee.
MY OLD DIVAN.
I love to slip away alone when evening
darkness falls.
And watch the firelight shadows dance
upon my cottage walla.
And from the old divan a aoft depths,
with pipe alight I see
Visions of thtnga that are. and wore,
and some I hope may be.
The old divan haa oen with us a hin.
dred years or more;
Tradition haa ft tht it served a cen-
turv before
One twave m-etor left the old wor'd
customs that ha knew.
To found a home amid the fabled wond-
era of the new.
And brought with htm hla household
goods, from Lansmese' lele of Msn.
Among them none more cherished than
the old rosewood divan.
It haa all the outward symbols of a rar
antiquity;
Its massive form is scarred and worn by
hard utility.
Thotiah connolaaeura have offered prices
fabuloua to gain
Possession of the old heirloom. It would
be much the same
As selling one'a own flesh and blood, if
heart could bo ao cold.
As to allow tbe old divan to be ex
changed for gold.
Child forma have curWd in Ita embrace
and softly dropued asleep.
Within its sheltering arma with tears
yet wet upon the check.
And waked with none but happy recol
lections. It haa heard.
The voa of youth's devotion, and haa
never breathed a word.
Bereavement'a sorrows it haa soothed,
and hearta from anguish freed;
There a comfort In ita magic touch for
all who comfort need.
I love It for Ita tendency to indolent
deltghta.
For comfort of th body allows freer
scope for flights
Of fenov n I amies; le down Into its
deptha. the while
The amoke wreathe frm my fcood old
pire the I '. tmr hura beauile.
The seilrlt e h old divan my every
sense enwraps,
. .. nNtl-- -f In
dreame. Pipe dreams? Wed. Per
haps. DAVID.
Omaha.
12:15
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SAID IN FUN.
more new medicines being Invented every
year." Washington Star.
Woman What la that over ther?
Man Kertillxer, ma'am.
Woman For the Ian-la sake!
Man Yea. ma'am. Ohio ftate Journal.
"Did Alice take sier husband's failure in
the right spirit?"
"Oh, yea. JiiNt as soon aa she kww he
wag noli, und.-r she went out and bonfrht
her entire) eununrr outfit.' Jjoston Tran
acrip. "OpKrtunlty ia at your door."
"What is It?" inquired tne pessimistic
cltlxen. "Opportvr.i.y to subscribe to
rome worthy cause, or a chance to In
vest?" Chicago Post.
"My husband won glory on the tented
field," said the first woman."
"I didn't know he worked with a rlr
cua,'' auggested the second, and thus be
gan a thirty years' war. Philadelphia
Ledger.
"Is there i
"yes. my
about it?" . .
"While cleaning house I happened to
glance at eome old newspaper 1 waa pnt
ting on the pantry shelves." Louisville
t'ou rler- Journ al.
"Ncw, my dor, you muat positively
make active war on flies."
"I haven't the heart to kill the poor
Insects."
"That's all right. Tou needn't swat
'em. Let 'em Intern In this nice wire
cage." Louisville Courier-Journal.
"They say Mayme married the mean
est man In town."
"I should think so. Why, where do ToM
think he took her for a wedding tour?"
"Where?"
"On a round trio in a Jitney 'bus.
Baltimore American .
"Are the fish biting now?" ssked th
stranKcr.
"Ye." repllefl the boy. "But you aln t
allowed to catch "em."
"Do you mean to say you don't fish?"
"I don't exsctlv fish. But If a fish eomes
along and bites at me I do my boat to
Uefend myself." Washington IStar.
"Why did you tell your mother when
I tried to kiss you?"
-I t I didn't think she waa In the
house "Birmingham Age-Herald.
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Changes and Improvements
. In Passenger Service
Effective Xlay SQtli, 1915
TRAIN NO. 1: ' Chic&g-o-Om&harDenver Limited" will leare
Chicago 5 :30 p. m., arriving Omaha at 7 KM) a. m. and leae
. i at 7 :10 a. m. for the West. Thig is the famous Sun-parlor
I lounge car train, and its 5 :30 p. m. departure from Chicago
makes it a still more desirable Chicago-Omaha service. No.
, 5, ;Chlc80iriaha-Nebraska Limited," the lounge car
train, will continue to leave Chicago at 6:00 p. m., arrivinff
Omaha at 8:00 a. m. .
NEW TRAIN NO. 10: "The Atlantic Express" from Denver,
with No. 44 from the Northwest, will be operated through
Omaha, arriving Omaha at 1 :10 a. m. and leaving at 1 :20
a. m. for the East. This is new service from the Burling,
toil's West and Northwest main lines to and through
Omaha. '
TRAIN N0.3: For Denver and the Pacific Coast, will leave
Omaha at 4:30 p. m., instead of 4:10 p. m., arriving Den
ver at 7:20 a. m., as heretofore. This is he Scenic-Colorado-by-daylight
service, with through equipment for Los
Angeles and San Franeisco.
TRAIN NO. 41: "The BurUngton-Northern- Pacific Ex--press,"
will leave Omaha at 4:15 p. m., instead of 4-10 p
m., for the Black Hills, Yellowstone Park, Montana, VTasb
ington, Oregon; passengers for Beatrice and Wymore
branch, should take this train from Omaha (not No. 3 at
4 :30), in order to make the connection in Lincoln.
NEW TRAIN NO. 42; "The Burlington-Northern Pacifio Ex
press," from the Northwest, will leave Lincoln at 1:15 p
m. and arrive Omaha at 2 :55 p. m.
TRAIN NO. 23: Evening Train for Lincoln, will leave
Omaha at 7 :50 p. m., instead of 7 :25 p. m.
TRAIN NO. 23: From Kansas City will arrive in Omaha at
6 :40 a. m., instead of 6 :50 a. m.
TRAIN NO. 0: For Denver and the Pacifio
Coast, will leave Omaha at 12:15 a. m. (Omaha
sleeper ready at 10:00 p. m.); this is the new
through train service to Loa Angeles and San
Francisco via Denver and the Union Pacifio
system. ' .
A.M.: "The Burllngton-Oreat Northern Express
Glacier Park, Montana, Washington. (Ornaha-Norl
1 1 m AA .
Bieeper reaay iu:w p. m.)
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